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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 2 B( V1 k5 F+ ~$ s4 {) T+ r
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: / C! L, f x( c% @+ s$ U0 ^6 h; L# Z
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. ' t6 C. K! a( y& l& }, ]$ B) p# g
* @1 A* E- K& |. i0 l, bYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. " ?" C2 l& i0 [
6 d3 p1 \( L+ ^6 V2 YWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 3 C6 e% E4 z. a0 V5 F( h
9 e% R' q/ D0 o3 _+ B- e The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 5 H2 c/ X! ?' a4 M# J( l+ W
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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& }# x* z/ ?: ^$ [8 WNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 6 e2 |; e% o5 W. q
: J' Q9 J+ E+ v. h/ QSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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( w# Q. Z3 D; ~; G% t/ @7 uLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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( {6 g, @: O2 hHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. " B- q7 p0 {3 J. W
! h/ d0 n. y5 S l6 {2 q- @So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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* H/ a- O$ e7 F# h+ }' jNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 9 e6 `, R. v6 a7 Y% P P
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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. D. L$ V$ g U* |3 AThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' # O! e$ Y6 A, T& K* I& M
5 i+ s3 l B* @The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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) A) b- n( ^0 v4 E# @! H6 P5 NThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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