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| A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' ' x$ s. Y4 @+ s+ F" ~+ {
 : W3 j2 k7 _; x& z* q  b) I1 hDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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 I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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 ! V7 `/ |3 k( q7 G: u0 ^) }% R" gYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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 2 z9 h+ h% S5 \+ _( a8 H0 E4 JWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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 9 b8 g/ U* f% M# G  N The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 9 j( `9 b- Y+ @1 R9 G9 G
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 And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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 ) g8 E' e1 L9 vNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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 " r8 \9 s4 U' K' o. W# [So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. - ~* }1 s( d+ t& f
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 Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. # T2 A: ]- x6 B
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 He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. - {' f/ K, P* w8 D$ c# `
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 So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. $ r- ?; C# \, u: X% k1 V# p/ A
 
 1 F8 p; t- W, r) s: [! ^% t/ LNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. $ h" p2 T" A/ c- v+ H9 E
 He gives up and goes back to bed.
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 , `; T' ]; g$ l  _The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' # j/ A  w# v! z" q4 {& w+ b3 A3 I
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 The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' / B& `& I+ J" Q8 C9 p
 
 # e. n; E3 m- pThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.
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