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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 8 p& V, q% l. n/ K
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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) _' u5 n$ I9 S( q0 ^* n# @( oI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. : K0 B7 k3 O( l" |7 u+ }- p
, R, [/ F0 p/ ?6 B8 a$ S& @ {0 ?Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. ( ^4 J9 T. o5 d6 ~
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. : N2 ]6 D. |0 X
$ H6 M. v$ @: n( }; k) W6 ~) o b The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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- `6 S0 E- Z8 ]. | W+ h- yAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 8 C- E; q0 F# J) S6 c v7 _$ y3 w
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. : o0 }4 z; W% V
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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& o8 E2 M% F* p8 _4 \He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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& N" v. x( K' ISo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. ; d; x* s; v% \6 S& |2 n% [
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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. ?$ _$ `% N" t1 _9 LThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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" ?' v+ _( N5 Z0 f: N3 mThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' . X3 r9 D( [' ^+ r
) k: J7 V7 t3 O% n3 jThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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