10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
! w5 v' g/ z0 @( b& C+ _& o2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
$ R# H3 H7 ?4 E4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
$ W( J# t4 l  d/ A5 K6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
5 \8 p8 T3 w. N4 `7 Y: C: Z6 ~: J% K7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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( ~2 C0 l( T/ p: Xare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

* \# I( D* I/ Xgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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3 J6 K; l8 n+ w- hdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

* T- H  G3 r. Ai get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

# `: F1 P7 _" ~+ p2 tgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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: u- z  [0 y- Li get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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* e" Z: R: T0 E8 xen, it hit me now

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