10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
" \& j4 r! [* l8 ]) t9 V2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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! T; v  i; `% N( N5 g+ z' ]5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7 w0 s3 y& d- \: B7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
# Z# ^9 t3 l6 @* m9 h/ o" d9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
5 O: i" u9 d+ Z! f2 i1 L10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
3 O# ]6 n. q. J! vthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

# B) I: C) y# R7 WGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

  m" i. d  C- f9 ~' {1 C% KGrass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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$ z% d8 I! n! T+ p" kare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

4 {0 `6 r: }* _. j" p7 ndid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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4 G, `/ g; e- J' sgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

0 w3 n7 C8 t- @! ~, F" n  Y3 zdid not get the first one, where is the pun

* p) ?, W0 u  o- h+ x" G+ ~0 Greally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

5 k3 z. p0 `4 J' Ngrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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4 x! ^. S# |& x7 g1 P: H( A/ ddid not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


- J$ K5 U. l+ F. }i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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