1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4 i" `/ X, Y6 M* ^8 S& D
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. # N8 N% G3 i$ O$ \; n
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.8 ] k, l: a7 D4 P9 I* Z
duncan - Victoria, BC ( J; A# ?+ u( Z- ?0 u5 Y
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.! t3 N4 A. I2 U; J' ~
Dave H - Hayward CA 1 x; w: ?' _. }3 g% e& e5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 7 I" c6 a. C) c) e5 n9 z# Z! y
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 2 J: }* W6 E1 _$ O) Q! S) l7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. - I3 J/ P! s! O+ N6 `$ T
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 0 v( p2 ]0 A6 `$ u% l9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. : Y, _8 f5 J; X" D10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 ( e% b! W; {" N6 n8 c$ A- A* k7 u5 E+ a7 u2 C) t) J1 N% v( r6 f/ l
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
& Q$ a6 f+ B. |: d4 V8 `* V# pgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ! }+ l$ l$ l4 a, L- V( u# }
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did not get the first one, where is the pun % c; U; ^ v- H, x, f; U3 X! R2 G( ?. w/ y3 h( Y) H h' v
[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 # x; ?% b) Z5 g- {0 t) d" i- m3 \$ Y% q. P' k7 T6 C
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 0 ~) z' \3 C( A9 k, V) S
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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( k2 `4 R! L: e) P# u F8 ^; {i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 0 A8 ^7 R! K& J; m, Q- t8 F: e+ [4 } 1 M/ A& R! v' ^, U; P4 N% Kgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ) G+ C6 w& K% n; W6 l# w
& `2 B0 C: `( X2 C5 I+ ydid not get the first one, where is the pun
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/ o: p( n/ m0 K"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. ' b0 G2 z h' P. L
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 9 O8 i" W" @2 K6 a- H+ C6 v! a2 ]- N S) ~4 @* ^
:P
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 / x' Y) P9 w# U5 _: E7 v $ Q0 I% F6 x+ H6 Z 9 K' I. G2 v5 m4 V( U"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. # q3 d& S: ]& Y"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. & j3 ]0 K/ ^7 d% G% @7 L
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
