1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. ( o0 o+ C; O6 v) l2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. # m9 n( `; U5 X! d3 x
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. ' k& i" k/ j' V9 j+ fduncan - Victoria, BC , J1 b9 ?+ C/ l) \- d1 W# k0 R; ~9 ~4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.0 s% o8 A* e* ?# ?% ^1 H$ h
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. ; |) P' z; k! N/ d/ I
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. # a7 m+ h" p q# V
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. & n1 p; v! v: F
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. ; v# P7 G, a; _9 K& ^9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. ( ?7 s3 u" F" M. R1 L. Q% z
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 4 p' r0 k! u( o: M/ y u
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! c( `! K* T( z! B/ Tare you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 8 e$ f5 q. l& Q% Y& N: O 4 I: ?4 @/ `0 \2 V% t$ Q% ~2 Y7 ~- Odid not get the first one, where is the pun 3 e6 r4 r. K8 `( P9 n* ` * m8 d8 g2 o, K/ v. b8 X! ]! k[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 / @; c2 X. B: s5 G4 E4 M" `* b/ F8 P# r# @4 } D
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 0 h/ X6 o/ X; R! g) G. ?
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 , i i' p# u( W! k( A- ?4 ~1 G2 }. T1 ]
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 9 p P- M/ W5 Q% ?' b. }"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 2 B, C. q. N8 I+ m
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原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 ( v3 ^. W/ [. S% w% w
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"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. " \' `4 [1 `7 k. r
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 # r. p) x) r7 I
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
