10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
) X% e" D  O! `9 V: m, \! ?4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
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7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
: ]) \3 _5 a8 Dthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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" s+ {4 G7 ~- ?) `grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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/ x1 U# K2 |& G/ l"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
  X: ^- u/ f( b2 J: E5 `* H& Y"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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1 I, u; v8 K8 b+ \* ni get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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