10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
* r5 z2 n( n* ^, X" T' o. p* a( m3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
( y. o0 y$ V4 p. ^- R# g* I4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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6 ?4 w7 a% {/ Y4 t3 \5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
- t" o1 Q6 |' G3 y, F/ x8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
; \) p9 |6 R3 ?/ k2 F- A+ x* ~10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

9 H/ O) Z2 B7 }" @/ O' p6 xGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


8 ?( h" {& t/ [7 Fare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

9 G& k' L  ?& C+ ~. H& g* xgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

6 Y3 E& v- t9 o. y% Y( o5 Odid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

& k$ a; Z, r1 C. Yreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

9 ~9 Q, V9 r  Z1 x. R6 _& Agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

; x1 k9 h# P' {4 z5 ~6 e; rdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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, W6 R3 F) I$ w- Vi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

' w* z$ O4 x! n+ s1 u& Pdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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4 Z" [3 M; l9 s"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
% J& b% [1 a: e# h"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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