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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." - G1 V( p L/ x T" S5 t
0 n* _; V) x/ ?8 \George was brokenhearted. : g+ t: }& t, r( ?' y8 [# j% c
6 l! `' |, B' g: k3 VAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 3 P0 w/ D! n M% {8 c
: J9 I. }2 t, j! d# E2 d"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." $ |7 K+ p! M1 v1 K$ j+ [: J
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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5 ^; u- {3 f8 o6 {4 T; F6 `"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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