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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." - }9 d' K7 I- {% [% K
' W/ P3 g! Z# j- q8 j E7 SGeorge was brokenhearted. , J$ @7 |6 I, u( ?0 Y# R) x
/ r( k) s& B" ^1 K: T& C o% _After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. ; `% Y& j+ ]. I! }
* L" @0 @4 v8 N. S/ M"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 1 Z% o8 Y6 e: M9 t8 N
8 ]/ Q$ }9 S L) R/ y" L' aGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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+ d# ?) X( j; ]1 i; x8 a& Q2 V. C"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." ' a1 S* J) }" f/ K& T$ Y' ]6 K
8 Q+ b1 u- T* K8 _+ i q"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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