Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

7 A% h& y9 O+ V8 J5 [9 XQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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, v$ R  b# o1 i# g7 D$ n) XQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

; A* x" i/ ^6 p1 @5 VQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 E' C" _+ _+ {% D  Z0 B! z8 ~A: The color.

. Q6 B, ~) Y" n2 f7 EQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 i. p0 g& |5 l6 I" l; @# CA: Heavy psychedelics.

" t8 ~* S% @4 h8 _2 |/ ~Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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