Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
  Z$ p- O) r3 fA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" J4 F# Q4 Q: w0 WA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

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' Q. n, X+ A/ Z* p& W& Z- X! MA: Your car.
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, b' k% |# U. I" yQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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7 g2 W  d2 m$ V1 \1 Y3 VQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 l2 w) w$ c3 }1 N; PA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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1 I& L+ W+ _# r# }Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ S# _6 U7 n* C3 p7 [A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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- u/ n. E- ]* U- [' WQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( k  u8 v& G. `8 ]0 {+ g0 u! ~% EA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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