Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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7 e3 m# v  z) T) R$ I( }& R1 xQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

. l" N# ]5 ?0 ~% EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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& V% N+ H9 R! YQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! e! |; R% M& q4 CA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) |! U7 `" P2 V1 p9 S) r& q( _A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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2 T  G# B7 P7 F4 {& R  K; e& pQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
2 p8 ?9 W5 ^5 ^; }, j( X) BA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
- e) e  J9 C  L0 a, I. yA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
- o) x+ g3 O+ A' h3 F! LA: Heavy psychedelics.

& K  g: ]% {. g) EQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
2 n* B1 h0 V2 J5 X$ U4 uA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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