Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

: B; x; D7 I& e' w) s# N" o5 zQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! _8 X  w8 @9 G2 I" N5 [) o$ CA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

9 ~5 @. n. C& z* KQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& C: Y% }2 L" ?A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

3 E, U0 k, L' z9 j7 ZQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

* G$ _- K8 C# I! \/ v- ^: DQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 `2 A* C, Q- y6 ^' S, ~A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' _" d- O0 ^; F7 VQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 v$ N* K/ R0 T) zA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 M0 Z+ T' h( Q+ B. i2 f' LA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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- U2 K* M0 N. m& s( aQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
* x( h" L2 [0 B: x4 _A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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