Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

  {3 [8 g- s, F* G# WQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; q4 m7 S& ?& QA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 Y8 C& \: p% o. l- IA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

; r0 D" g' A9 z, l7 j' p: XQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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% s; t# _; M5 t8 \Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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% C. J: y( o! ]0 M, f: \Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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& P( u1 [$ M! s, {2 DQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
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) s$ {8 H7 F' S/ E5 pQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
$ V8 {+ v& V! u- z6 t- oA: Carry loaded weapons.

( a0 }. [* E, \# |Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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