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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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& l" I6 q3 ^+ G: Y7 H& Q+ CQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" o Z2 ]& k+ C! GA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 7 p$ C$ }( r2 Q2 C
! @$ B, p" ~& YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 2 V- ?" F7 R6 l) q
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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( l& v3 p9 j! l/ wQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 N" I, a' \) h# l$ j4 JA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? * B% s b% R/ b: B) E7 g0 p
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
; ]6 f" F+ J: A! i, `6 nA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 5 y3 F9 d0 A% ~2 R5 m q
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
5 A/ y$ n! W: o/ P3 o5 [, v6 L+ @- rA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " E$ ~3 r: h% ?2 C& v1 D' e
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 6 X: G1 c* M) A7 @& z! z9 M2 u/ X
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 t1 }# B, d' y5 u5 c! x9 L2 O/ CA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ' r5 G3 z% q2 g& U' w
A: Carry loaded weapons. : |0 `) D( W' m8 p# C
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' f4 Q. ]3 G' OA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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