Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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8 A# U( r% [0 {0 W( @1 J: s+ m2 ~Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. k$ ?6 \: d% L2 oA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 u0 J$ h: T5 r' b! p, vA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 O' M6 y9 n0 Y1 Y  L* w+ h' n1 ?* tQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
2 o- t; T5 n0 a9 x% p( LA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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4 S, h" ~# v% E8 `$ hQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 s7 c. ?) m5 V) J& v7 RA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% c: X5 L9 j! |# z) s/ k4 _6 Z& GA: The color.
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( P8 m8 X, y/ l4 m1 Y9 _Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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) v, K% }1 X& H1 i7 N9 [Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. l6 v/ N1 O! |( g1 \+ }1 BA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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