Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
% C* s+ V1 W. D' e. i: cA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

$ L" Y" |. q. }  f$ BQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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0 u# _8 f- T; A! O. qQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 @) z! ^/ @% K# w7 mA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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$ A; \" F& J$ U  ~Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 V9 E0 j6 A) c9 g5 U4 M/ EA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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5 y) f- G! Y! m& I* h) I; kQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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+ ?; V0 t1 y& l( n9 Q0 XQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ W& e2 I0 Q& s' z' OA: Heavy psychedelics.

2 ^3 C! Z4 i9 Z  G' S8 zQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
3 y% n$ D, w' B9 P7 X- wA: Carry loaded weapons.
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! h% x: N) q5 N. UQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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