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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
! |. K; l" w& e* i; _! _ m% ]原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 7 J+ b; c; M& W+ N$ t: x* H
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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8 z/ A4 U% r, |& w One should love animals. They are so tasty. r% _' ^% I& ~" W |1 x' _
. u1 z, j3 f l/ f! x 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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9 ]: h8 j& M, C3 P 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。4 L4 J6 F& s0 m4 o2 ?+ K3 k6 N
, Y( m5 k U6 K7 a: b& l Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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# B4 i+ v: M* K! ~ 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。$ _- ^5 P) ] d- _ |+ r
4 `' E& L( m( c- ~# T Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。6 G. z, @+ S" M9 \9 W$ l
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。2 `! [5 ~9 E5 X9 R! ^5 C* p
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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! t) F* c" Y# g( |, E2 k. O Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.+ L! ^+ v) q) `0 }- K2 x8 ^# E* W
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。# d2 C, {& B) f. V- m: D
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。; }9 e/ I2 Y: n- }! v5 M! a
6 k; }' ?0 q2 T) a m5 V; M Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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8 A1 A4 {( n5 ~7 x! ^ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。1 P9 r0 ?; Z2 p; e* W
0 A8 M8 p9 D; r “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.- @# ]! w; m+ i, K
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。0 T! \5 W. M4 r3 u
5 V. W. {8 J. F7 \ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。) e [: ?' R& `. `
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. s6 K# L" e) _) }2 h" m
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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1 `1 Y5 p8 A# e3 C 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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^% z/ L' d2 R9 [" H. H; n A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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# p1 S8 X/ ^8 m1 U7 a7 G; ~ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。( j7 s3 `1 L; k+ P. Z, W/ v
2 v# }9 i2 b) i0 n% d The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget." }) I) O# [4 p/ ?
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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4 r- n# l! a" K& N, C5 L' C 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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