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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
( `0 m3 g$ m% n8 Q: }原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 % w$ t" M* l0 r' e* r2 r
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.; g" @! o) b& I+ A/ G
+ T1 d/ C. X/ L& ]9 X 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。/ d# a) C4 M' \$ L" m8 R+ u
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. U" F$ d1 o* G( e0 N" t! j
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。* \: G4 R2 K% l* K: X2 j6 |
" s0 v# \. D1 q Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。3 P& _6 W G+ p, K
! r! W ^# O$ h5 I, o1 y Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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' a7 X0 K; s/ u* `; k) a u- S 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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( _' b0 W3 A7 p0 E& M Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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. y$ c, C( n) l/ j Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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2 d L v9 K) Q, n: h4 t The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.4 Y$ U% v! [6 k% V: r
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。1 n6 L5 U7 \/ H; q8 |5 ^
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.3 r8 n. p$ @0 _1 b5 _2 X) N
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。* I( m; {: g2 W9 K( T
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.7 h: s1 B( f- t: K9 A. Z" z, p. B
: T4 c/ s7 Z% t) B5 O- L1 s* D 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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3 }: E3 U8 B5 f( [* R Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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. w. I0 V5 p0 @; W* z' Q) _! j 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。5 j3 ~/ a; h" f V" H
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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: R' Z: Y: g1 D# G( z$ q" x7 } 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。) `7 b$ t% `* a" }
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.6 e, F2 t* T" ?3 M8 U4 I( V
: O1 M; A: M/ c5 }0 H6 ] “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。. q# O: H; t) c& ]9 U T5 I
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.1 E: F, D# F4 [3 m7 k
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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7 `) u0 G7 }6 n9 x: \- w “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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0 D* Z$ u5 f1 O 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。1 w* ]# v2 U& k9 [ K- `6 [3 L6 G
v( V( K% u8 N4 S. R) b8 z O God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.. M1 |, p. h! m. y: M( G4 C
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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) b4 L p' A( r- N: P 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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3 H; g: g {7 o( ^' z, q% | A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view." R# n/ A7 K1 P. }& ]9 \& [* Z
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。, J/ S( Q- b& V% H
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.2 `% O5 U5 u! Y2 o
0 u9 B o" E; P- D! X The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.% B) E& n, c7 `% N4 }0 w* f
- `3 f! Z% C0 O( F8 f: r 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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