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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
4 A9 M7 c" L0 S8 f7 A5 O$ U原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
5 [- ?1 V- h4 Y& c) q! Z Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.: L6 q7 u" _# K1 l
5 f8 R/ g- h) j, c g2 E( o+ A 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.8 |. ]1 ]5 Y* m. T3 w1 M' L
" Q3 [5 s% X5 Z+ l 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。, h1 v' ]; U3 j& k8 Z: E+ Z
; A, X( y; r; a$ i! ~$ I. O) @ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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& J: {& {/ Y' }2 f Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.2 v! l" ?' }7 \) g3 a: j# H; C
8 w; N$ C& ]8 l$ z# ~7 ` 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。0 \# U$ s0 t3 l& [& ~1 {
. v: d, ~- R3 y Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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, F1 r6 F& I) e7 B9 S The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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8 o; R( J2 `0 T/ Y7 x) o! q" e 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today./ g& X. a8 D4 o7 _; d9 J
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.2 r: W0 C2 ^. F9 d8 F: \
! Y5 F0 J, M l& x( g' P* X! H. G 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。7 k4 M9 B; ~" P' x+ [5 G
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。7 H6 h/ l' D! x: ` a' w4 y
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。9 R$ T7 G4 o+ B8 r# X
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。" m2 e+ W) E) C$ X) ^# G
( j1 h* ]* U* t' [& j/ W God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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. g0 _1 m* U( a9 C When two’s company, three’s the result!8 b$ b' T( }5 ?" [ X
$ p3 S, Q+ P' q7 I5 S 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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/ P) L) M" F$ s) e5 c5 x A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.: _' O1 G3 X; g8 F
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。1 g' ?+ }' j j. m
+ C4 w! {2 w/ c The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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h. x& B$ {( W' ` The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.7 _/ ?: H# ?+ \: _1 G/ C% p
) `+ t1 e9 K9 z7 b3 R! i( B) U 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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