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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
: p9 P1 Z3 G5 R* a/ Q* o! p3 q原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 5 f. d" U& s! h2 R6 K ]9 l3 h
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.8 N8 W/ M' V# d* n) \1 ~
( F. J+ }9 W' R) I; R& P 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。2 W0 N a2 H5 Z; g# Z
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。; v* E4 |) v- m! ? D) S
- P" {. R4 Y) J2 A( l& Z% x Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.7 n& h; _* ]; h8 t, ^3 n
; ?& L; y9 f7 s; [5 b 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。* |9 ]5 X9 t9 v, s
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。/ j/ m' F0 k K) @
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.; D ?. }9 z" K4 X X
3 L* a8 f9 ]2 q( c8 w+ f) p 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。3 p; t& H4 w; ]
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.6 Y3 v& f6 U% u& I/ r0 x/ x
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。! Z* B; E" g# F. Z6 w
F4 B C. v# l# A The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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* i$ @/ D% b8 H# g 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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: f$ R) ?" y% x6 G9 L Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.% S) G% Q9 u7 i( V7 g( R+ ~
! V+ }+ f. s9 }0 z# G& M 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。- q6 T0 {9 c0 v' a, v4 u
! B( P: ^4 L1 V3 G Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。' V- m& U. B5 d' j! B3 j' M6 t
, D' S/ L/ {5 {/ e: S Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop./ L3 M+ T- P6 h" W0 s! v
* f( @' r3 O* @' J 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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( g; k8 j) q$ n3 V# s' k0 ~ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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7 n7 J: r: ~$ r( v7 B* B 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。, t. c- C/ G1 x/ B ~3 {& u5 D! Z
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.* G3 ?7 Y2 ?9 p3 d; _
4 L) e @ j! |* P6 E “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning., [" @; r7 V( p1 x1 |
/ I: @/ c$ `/ \, S& ?7 I! U0 x7 D" K0 ` 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?; q6 {9 |! H& u- X
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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, A3 a$ X2 u$ X# d) j “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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+ y; S7 b7 ], C# B( f! T+ U; N 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。. y. v. G3 M! I# s, D
9 P! z4 u( l4 o3 s* a God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.4 f! Q3 z( P+ o
8 G/ g: b5 v' {( n 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4 D) \' c# @4 C( \; v- t K
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When two’s company, three’s the result!3 ?* p3 G8 m. Z# ^* |8 l* V
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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! X$ E. C3 ^$ c1 J6 C: m# Z A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.5 t: a! Y M9 ^6 \
8 g# H7 Y/ h& N$ {& w# D9 e F 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。4 e! B( {, s) g$ X& ]
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.' y4 d* S9 I4 m- `! C0 Q
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.* ?$ G8 B3 [* O
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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