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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 ) N! b' `; d, {% v9 g
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 5 {3 x; ?+ `- m. Z& v3 C* h
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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' K8 J- [' C+ w; p& N4 q6 P 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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7 N6 H9 u7 z7 m/ L7 O: u% K One should love animals. They are so tasty.+ L, n+ X5 a+ O1 g- R
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。, W* K% L7 K! B8 G6 l8 m7 V+ `
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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+ ^2 s! j4 [$ T2 h; K4 c 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。2 g8 u! a& K7 N
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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! ]1 T1 f/ {* G; x2 Q9 `2 \" h 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.& y9 d2 _2 Z0 E7 N' P
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。/ v6 b+ W0 W G; R( a
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise., j" E7 Z0 x1 j& [6 e
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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! D: k8 p3 c' N- `7 r: v9 g 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。* g- l) @' i: Q* W' R7 S4 B
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。7 C" A- P- N1 Z$ W# E
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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7 [/ l0 Q% ]+ x2 j 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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/ w' o. J; r$ m7 C! _ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children." e+ `2 ]3 {- ~$ r: s& z
" ] M5 R7 t8 c% X# j, c 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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. r) N' G0 Y k7 K( M+ I “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。* X; E- s) x F- g9 ]% k
3 n, d% d, n i8 ? There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning., n9 m2 L+ p1 P" }9 f, K( X
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。/ [- J4 k$ I% { I4 [/ n0 y
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?( E, u; k" o7 \+ ?1 o
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。7 G w% K( ~) ?0 L% J6 v
% Q! u$ a, S0 Y6 F# p5 E* F) g- v “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!9 a$ n4 {. p% X8 }* I: Y$ d' r
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。! @# y! t) N0 y# o/ }+ [
* j* O" ~; {8 f# D8 G# @ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.: d. }) e0 m; G, a; F
- p7 W0 J3 ~* h! b 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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& K; V8 J2 ^7 f3 v* A h: t2 r When two’s company, three’s the result!0 S. E) ? v0 e1 \2 m: M7 u
% E. n+ Z* c _# T 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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- V1 y0 f8 b7 q+ l! a0 c5 W- ^ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.* M. b; g1 u( r7 ]9 X; }/ g
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.. c. w2 C0 z( A& s
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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