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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 1 L) z' {% J# n" y5 t0 a
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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( G0 g; w/ D) B, T# y) G: ^. H One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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' W G6 w, y$ v3 y2 r. _ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。! x) `2 `( S0 h- |+ R9 B
. _3 C6 y! ?6 ?! V1 t5 g# h Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.6 d, @) l9 @6 V/ ^/ }+ G+ T
; ^5 X# s! k# w! s; G7 ?+ z+ ] 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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7 Z7 u9 F+ E, J Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.$ b$ z- s. L) v9 h i R- S5 _) t
3 q3 `# c1 b) |% { E1 W 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.: b+ d S" p) B3 ^* ]) T
! E# i: ]; ?" l2 b3 u3 D) a+ ^ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。$ s0 q# Q( C: {$ f i
& a8 ^- @7 ~! U; i7 L, e; y The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.! U- ~( p( A# W
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.6 V, }9 ~( |/ Q9 m
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。6 \" O0 K! c5 X4 v
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.. U% d/ X# `, D6 n/ {
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。0 i4 D2 Q p, S% |
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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( Q; w% x8 t1 T8 g 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。, K5 Y7 Z4 q2 `/ T7 e; t
) @+ b+ R: b. u Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.' ^) }# Q: @4 A7 L8 }
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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, c, Z$ i" p& g& \/ {. j “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.& E/ F. b. @: Z/ T6 k
5 t5 B$ a: q9 Y) { B* Q9 A “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。! B5 I Y9 s5 S/ C6 ^1 f
6 M/ q$ ^& v3 D% X* S' j- A There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?; ^! ~3 a+ j# Q$ e+ Y/ h
& J- v1 w2 Q( |6 N 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。, z, b4 b+ m7 V+ y; c6 \
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4 t* i/ I( ^; g: V
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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/ \# O& T6 ]4 A A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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& @5 o2 p {/ n 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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4 t8 m+ n" D$ d4 [! @% z$ R The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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) ?7 V, ?' |2 o2 z' f4 [8 c 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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