Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

% j/ G; N# |3 ?, q, s! Y1 LThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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/ g8 a/ w" O3 W' t0 nHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

3 N$ o( i5 o: G. q* kThe blonde started laughing.
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/ W) B: q8 m9 o+ f. AThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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# n. L/ H( W* U4 f  \Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

( F) W: U0 p: w/ k* ]" F% @The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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: M( z% I3 q+ iRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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: o" O4 i5 R; H: r% x+ j& |) U, [0 hTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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+ c% S. E; B* o) @I Want to Buy That
, U7 R9 I' |' ?: }A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

. A* @' M  \( g* Q7 qThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

! A$ i! r$ }$ i% C( uSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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. Q6 r4 F: P7 b/ Q1 P  c3 o7 @6 IAre You Really Sure?
- l1 y; I3 t, l) u. q% RA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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6 Z. @3 \7 A/ m! a# vOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

2 r3 V. C3 e! N! q; O5 ~6 MThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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( `( |9 c' T/ v& i; J8 sBlonde Sky Divers
7 ?4 K, \) w. `; D4 D% lA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

, m) ~3 f4 ^2 {/ n4 g! r) G5 sThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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5 Z2 R/ F1 f4 G4 m& B3 v[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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