Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

1 Y% D% e/ a; y- eHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

! i3 W/ D/ R8 s1 |The blonde started laughing.

6 E# x- t4 d, B% hThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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0 |9 L- ~) {& X  }/ H& SThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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# j2 Y% c7 m# G5 m8 K( j* ?: zThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
. g, x: l2 i4 T" L' _' ETwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

0 I6 V! F; y' T) d" @The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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" k0 w# s4 d$ A: H. U* ]1 hI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

6 R% }, t- A6 mThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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  m* f- s' @; y$ k4 C2 o& c$ x3 rFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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9 D# X7 }# X4 C" `" fSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

) h/ Z1 V, N3 m: W- LTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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2 s7 A" X' o) kThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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# k0 u: q/ Z2 c  J" aThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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" z" S/ U( f) s3 k- h) ?2 v9 jIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

* \8 L6 M. W8 F" ~, D% h) T6 JOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

$ D  D! S5 O5 Z9 }1 G* N5 cThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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7 U: M2 d& c. o) d) j8 W( XShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

% T. F! W3 N% c[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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