Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
4 ^2 u% J! J; \0 W2 ]One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

. a9 l" f& T& `6 [5 t3 f0 `The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

% U. E" x& c# f" o* I8 X5 jThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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8 A: }& ?  I" C) k, u  a/ _" eThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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4 W' Z, K; q: t6 ?1 W; mThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

' a4 n/ F$ p+ w0 y2 Q( ?1 ]The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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  a7 o) @0 {# j5 i* s$ p7 _' {Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

1 U' m% l: `/ {# \- v/ ~/ @0 Y) H+ rTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

1 Q1 ^! x* D$ w: }The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

' k2 Q9 l% c5 c6 E) b* t" {6 }. WAre You Really Sure?
) }* z1 s* D& E* U* c% BA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

% D7 Q" \0 l" m' R/ d) h/ Z2 KIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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" j- N. r2 a+ ^The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

" r/ H0 ~# b% O" J! z5 k2 U$ RThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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8 {' ~1 E% a4 O9 s' {0 l/ dThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

山翁