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Blonde Car Accident
" p, m8 b* y8 u$ X# J- KOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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% n. a5 r u- I0 a3 H3 Z* x6 |: LThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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$ E4 p1 w( _5 |+ |+ }+ _He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires." ~5 W/ k$ h, J! c8 j5 z% S+ O6 a: ~
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield." K ]3 B7 H/ N2 n
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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1 ?2 a# A' V6 B8 s0 h: A9 T) fLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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( s! q, ^! z3 R. u% YThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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( @* \& \3 |! NThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
7 c+ X% k I/ m! r/ n/ tTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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2 k. F8 H* y7 g# i, WThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!", l4 r$ E2 ^8 N
% @% e4 j; o8 Y: ]To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."* E) N( m2 r% i* k/ b4 c
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.- \2 e; m! A3 s+ {! O1 `% \
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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0 L: _1 l% B! o p1 W! |The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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* l# }, Z+ Z0 g$ q, BFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.# | V+ ~ |& |3 }2 m
% H# g7 Q+ X# f6 B$ KSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.# E) n) q, ^ X8 n- z- T
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.4 e$ x5 K7 c( m' ]
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"6 A5 P0 e, G3 x `: ~9 V! {" L
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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& I* F* | W2 U6 IIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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9 ^ \# c/ J. l# lOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"& k" I7 B. X# Y/ B, e
4 c% ?# k- M$ E9 _6 @0 y9 P L: yThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."& y" @5 P L( O: E3 g
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Blonde Sky Divers
; \) Y6 S+ x" e; HA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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. ^& r3 }7 F7 O$ jThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"6 i% o f4 [! }4 \3 l' F# Q8 j7 }
$ D7 {" A! I j9 @* q; l' X4 c" Q[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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