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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
6 S2 L. K- U3 Btrying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
$ w) {5 W4 x3 e+ o% }2 C) t* ~/ l'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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* r, c8 f- S: G  N* D% l'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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, H3 [/ ~8 R, T3 e'I should be in charge,' said the: _# H) d9 c0 j9 ~
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
( F- D) o0 E. D$ l8 \' t'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes," b! u: @- f" ~1 U9 h' ~; N
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,# j( ^. |# o7 D! {9 y, h& L
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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6 M5 G* q6 C2 ?  Z' `8 tAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
, J& ^9 `( x! _6 J& M: u% band insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

" {* ]8 N  c, YWithin a few days,' k- @/ f$ m, h$ g* Z
the brain had a terrible headache,

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stomach+ Z1 z+ i' W; m* K1 X
was bloated,4 Y8 y! O9 g  o8 j3 T6 t
the
legs
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got wobbly,+ G/ d0 k% o/ o" l
the
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got watery,
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blood- v6 A% E  |: {" I; A7 t  C- _
was toxic.
$ i" q3 ^- w! ?- \) y. s1 GThey all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.: X6 w" u$ g. ~0 {) ?9 l' W
The Moral of the story?
7 {! k" ]  _& K: e+ U. ~  m. UThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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1 A0 f, O( Z! y- g" X1 P! l" w0 q  V  J' g[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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9 y$ h7 g8 c, Z) `( pWhere you got this so funning story!
! |, `0 M2 Q- x# xI like it.
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