The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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0 J% y+ {" f% }& U. _# H'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
- H* v4 i7 ^% D& g'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

) E! W) @# ], E5 x$ w7 B'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
) j' Z7 j2 d; G+ q1 K: v'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
% J& B" V" x/ j* S1 s) P- @; q# e'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
+ ]- l. z/ Y3 u9 a6 ~- M3 _1 E'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

5 P' Q5 z5 d5 x8 x: Q, mAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
- M% L) n4 i- l2 V8 f) tand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
; ?, b$ p3 E/ M' D& u1 ~2 Ithe brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
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the eyes
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They all decided that the
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& r3 X) M1 ]; h( O; ?# MThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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3 `  [) m; e) g8 w* }% k- T[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

/ H: r- w2 }8 MWhere you got this so funning story!
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