The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

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trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
. ~3 v+ v* m7 {'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
% m$ Q7 x2 K& H5 e" G'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
+ \5 N5 D4 M. k2 T' Q'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

0 h; w/ @% Y" O9 C. m'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
: _" G2 b1 D. M( T" e'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
6 p4 g% Z2 e' j0 R. z'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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. b; v/ D/ P9 A: YAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
8 k  c: E  S2 N" g/ {9 ^" y' }and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
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  B+ m" o7 T# k) cgot wobbly,
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got watery,
and the
3 R  b$ j4 y3 j" ?: ^2 _2 @( q4 oblood
/ G4 f1 t: _  s/ W9 q# a9 r) xwas toxic.
They all decided that the
2 w0 f0 I$ c# r# W1 Krectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!



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  g# V9 b/ t$ N% `+ ^+ e5 H* i[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
/ w& D  ?, w9 d# }, P$ |I like it.