The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
6 S2 L. K- U3 Btrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
$ w) {5 W4 x3 e+ o% }2 C) t* ~/ l'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

* r, c8 f- S: G  N* D% l'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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, H3 [/ ~8 R, T3 e'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
( F- D) o0 E. D$ l8 \' t'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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6 M5 G* q6 C2 ?  Z' `8 tAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
, J& ^9 `( x! _6 J& M: u% band insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
" {* ]8 N  c, YWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
6 x3 B4 C( ^8 vgot wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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7 V5 O! I$ p/ A- m0 E+ Cblood
was toxic.
$ i" q3 ^- w! ?- \) y. s1 GThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
7 {! k" ]  _& K: e+ U. ~  m. UThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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Sunnyman

Haha!
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9 y$ h7 g8 c, Z) `( pWhere you got this so funning story!
! |, `0 M2 Q- x# xI like it.