The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

7 G/ e; K6 L5 S, U9 l9 R9 ]- y9 p; jAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
7 U1 r+ S, Y8 V, Y$ Rtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
8 A% J8 |+ X4 Y. C* q8 i% x  ~'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
# r: O% J+ _* J. R! L/ `3 h+ C- j8 ['Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

( N  V; y$ P& l* o3 O" m'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
9 ?1 B: C% v" r! o/ C'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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" @! v: S: G$ }0 x% g'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
6 W1 r% U+ S/ J- M8 }'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
  N1 E, V. q3 z$ Z5 t8 ?'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
+ g; R* t3 [, T( O'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
, M, r. \. m* G( z" o+ }2 cand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
, @) n5 z' M( p! o, }6 jWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
( j% f0 H' L; A* }* T' }. }3 c0 Kwas bloated,
" Y, u# Q' ^( ?- `2 U  jthe legs
got wobbly,
' S, ]: d; L) ^the eyes
got watery,
and the
1 ?) m- v1 R' ~9 X3 D3 P, Ablood
! A) X) d2 M, C9 y* s# T% Z( u2 ewas toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
+ m& M+ Y5 _  fThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
7 N* a( X% y9 Y8 H2 c$ }( rI like it.