The Colonoscopy

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
+ C0 n' j; a5 R, W) w$ C'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
* Z7 b4 s3 C% c6 q' p* Y4 Y# F'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

; L0 D$ T( s' l9 R1 H% u4 h+ v'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
# a# Q& _9 n3 N: p8 U, tstomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
, F2 W9 g" U. h( n/ A- c; d'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
8 w# K3 O- _5 S( u- l'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

1 |; ^5 ?! R1 A% }3 X: Z" X8 K1 F4 RAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
; o- x  N. f& U0 W6 B9 P8 \" a6 Mand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
  j% q7 o+ D1 B( I, d3 P+ cthe stomach
" M+ k" `# u+ x9 O' dwas bloated,
the legs
  g: ?: ^# o3 H2 x, D3 o6 F  Lgot wobbly,
( q; X6 I( y( n  lthe eyes
got watery,
and the
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was toxic.
4 `1 S- K6 J+ B3 P& F% C) E' yThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
  f4 f1 V3 H& j7 M) ?6 uThe Moral of the story?
! J1 h( X" O6 \The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

9 ?% l3 E; q- d% w  r8 lWhere you got this so funning story!
0 E) @$ z: m- p: K& o' q4 |I like it.