The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
: S2 ~5 A: ^2 Ktrying to decide who was the one in charge.
5 b! f7 y8 B) @& C'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
+ ], Y4 }5 p, |% Q'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



'I should be in charge,' said the
, P( c% F- K6 ^! e, V$ M2 Rstomach
,
7 v5 r3 \9 {1 m0 l" V) ~" `'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
. y4 S% T3 T# h'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
$ S) g0 W1 p7 ]# n3 ~( K'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
5 {  c) l8 s6 ^6 u7 X* \'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
* \( v- R" ^  r'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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the legs
got wobbly,
# R: J% B9 m8 j7 c- r8 pthe eyes
2 B" _. L" A. [& S  {* F2 }got watery,
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" Y: _  }) }, B2 ?+ vblood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
6 h6 d0 s: I- \! W7 G- }8 gThe Moral of the story?
0 v3 Q3 _0 g3 h3 [  [) NThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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