The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
7 u1 a2 R2 x# ]1 J* _'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
/ M* x# |; G) {+ f8 ?% ]/ u'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

" a8 n4 i6 q; g6 h0 P6 y- yAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
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the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
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the eyes
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and the
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% a' Y# m6 X1 e) e- ^4 mThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
  q0 u" R+ {5 y8 E/ |. W' {4 z8 ~/ wThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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! X8 K' n% p) P& J3 h( A5 P& u[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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' l& j" s' n* ]# [, h9 RWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.