The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

% c. G1 Y" s! M9 b1 d5 {All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

; ]. `  h& ]2 w/ c'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
# N1 P9 U! A+ i6 r'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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' O' O6 X9 b6 \/ U9 h'I should be in charge,' said the
  |+ t) J9 ]6 J! m9 m& `2 O! Cstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
6 a, G! ?; \1 w& U'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
8 v7 }$ v+ g- j8 G2 S- W2 p7 s'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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) a7 ~; O, t5 [' c% |All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
; Z( r% L+ f1 y) |/ qand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
# T' e; Z1 a$ B( _3 w8 N$ \was bloated,
( E: q, q% N+ @1 |5 o' Nthe legs
got wobbly,
1 Y5 r6 j, h* L7 G  ~the eyes
' K2 I) g; s) n2 z2 N0 Q7 r. d5 ]got watery,
and the
  S" C8 {" L: c* b' t! |, E+ qblood
3 g, ?' [8 y. l: Y! u. P, qwas toxic.
They all decided that the
& Z7 `# z% i) B+ P( Srectum should be the boss.
$ m" H8 f9 {0 H6 D) F: l6 d7 g  V# vThe Moral of the story?
5 j# I& \( x2 T$ z8 ]The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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9 e) D0 t, y8 S* A+ ^0 A[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
" w' R- N8 u. u6 e: u2 ZI like it.