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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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# d$ l" J/ J% ?! _7 ?2 rA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'2 T% p( }+ k3 |8 ~: ]( Q
' y, W1 O' q, I4 ^! z4 hThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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$ R0 B! U/ l. N# T0 l7 {The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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" y1 X5 Q/ ^" p; e Y2 UThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'. q5 Y2 n6 `2 k H4 O! k. W7 o) x: F7 U
2 X) F/ s/ Q) sShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'. i* z6 }( T; ^& O2 B2 ]6 q R
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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& o: t- Z/ ]! T/ dThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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