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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'( D, d2 T1 f& t7 h B7 B7 R. Y
& P e. A, C& _8 I2 s: C( lThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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) |4 W: V) q2 D4 C# TThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'* U1 `* Q8 w. G
( w/ ^, g6 t+ J( g+ P- Y7 W* q' XThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'* A* {, s; t" p' b
7 n$ `4 t! ?5 m6 @: w8 ~6 I* WHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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) E5 ^1 v% M" o$ q" Q/ k& B5 yShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'5 ^% a, V( b- F. A( V7 ?# c
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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$ u( L% X9 V; oThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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