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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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9 w# Z, Z; l6 d* }4 P0 p* K6 ?6 eA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'% v3 D% L1 h: E5 q9 U! d8 X
# Q# F/ f0 Q6 K, [2 Y; M$ GThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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/ O7 h; y5 J* T' rThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !' f' c5 J8 z% [; b" u2 }
6 ]1 r, @8 r- |4 ?3 X4 M0 kThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'1 P" a$ q m& O9 ~/ f. d3 R
& U) o2 C$ N7 V* h0 |) wThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'5 L8 ?, a2 }& s4 b! c$ w, |4 J+ T
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'& G" W7 Z: F/ e$ l. |. o4 J
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'# {# b4 C- v3 i7 d
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'4 @5 @6 D5 ?0 N' x$ j5 M
2 F1 i& l/ n, B5 DThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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