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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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+ Y$ Q0 N' ?5 v" L% @A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'( P3 {. o$ i" F
1 L& x! g! v6 k$ n6 A) w9 I" AThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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& [ ~. d# b* z0 q. H4 R4 S4 h$ rThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'! b6 m# A- g! e4 z+ u$ w" m
) f' F4 m( ^: ~7 D' ]The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'0 q/ E8 }: G( V6 u+ y' [
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'( {& H1 N0 u |0 g1 ?1 ^) w8 L
% R% \5 q% b* h; q6 l, OHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'. R! P3 @% ?7 { [7 h
j1 r! N" [% v# D3 Y& k' U, M+ W; cShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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& K- {& g- e6 k, T" EPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'$ W c/ Z# Z# J, a$ E! v- \
8 g" m; b, ^: D- L3 fThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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