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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'% g' @9 X. H Z: r
( i0 G' \6 a3 a+ j, K& @" NThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'4 `5 |8 g/ T+ m7 Y- y4 J. T6 {
# `. D1 ?2 w, @. LThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'( E8 y+ \5 [1 f$ M: m! H7 q8 f9 \
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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1 U! [2 _6 O4 d/ nThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'9 M; O* d9 `# C, R6 ^5 {
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'& |& d- w0 S4 C8 ^* F
( q6 h) ^ w' m/ i: z4 I5 ]8 VShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'7 c1 ^& p2 m7 n1 i& t
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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0 A, _8 L/ _( h( x r& I) W8 OThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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