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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'* O7 @7 d; Y! ?3 l6 {% g
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'; `9 a% @' m6 x; m2 v
0 p3 V7 y/ i3 ^$ m2 k+ hThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !') }$ Y% _: n) a3 K
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'- d i/ r! q! W8 @2 n F" S; o
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'. d2 v- u/ G. a1 x
7 P/ ]/ f8 v/ L6 W. SHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'# E, u; K8 ~ V/ N& o
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' a5 E* @% D$ `- f3 UPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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, |/ y' _6 R( ~# J jThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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