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* J" E' E. S) ?+ w6 N. U+ X8 a0 MA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!' A' D F/ q% o
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'' v, N. A2 u( k3 J7 |
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'# V8 l* g( a& } F. K! d1 j( W+ G
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'4 J! D7 B! R& H, J
# e* C$ w4 q4 A* t9 A Y6 bHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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: Z* p2 k) i+ T) Y! C% NPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'$ N" l4 O8 l& ]
" b; B* ]4 [$ e# e) X2 kThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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