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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'4 N! }" m7 k7 W/ h( n" x# y' a
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'# R1 a. ]7 l/ j( c* {) u0 q
1 j( v: f5 G% vThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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# G. T* _! @1 `8 oThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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{3 M% j, i8 SThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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* B- \% f9 G ~7 T* p- P# q' {He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'4 i V: I, Y1 `
0 q8 U1 _) Y% r4 H3 sShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'% q$ L+ o; ~7 D9 `, I! ~+ R b
: S+ R2 A3 S5 ]5 T6 q# mPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'5 s5 H& P3 w7 i1 I) P2 X9 `
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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