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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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7 [7 S2 p2 X6 r) P0 r0 H0 rThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'( Y: Q+ ^ D' N9 o
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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' x) `/ h0 J* L; F& kThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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6 [: Q5 d$ M. @- ^" aThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'0 g9 _3 H. l$ Y2 R8 ]
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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. I2 K2 N6 z( U# P+ VShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !': Z( J+ O9 x# T& }9 d2 r
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'/ E3 p7 I q; E8 S' C/ J, m/ Z
7 g3 W7 w" g' wThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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