Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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3 Z1 l) y6 c2 @- |( H3 T* ~+ D1 J1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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( I' X; D9 p0 S- T2 Z2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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' S( ]' K: x+ J( \3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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, l* Q6 F, l+ l7 u1 j% e, V4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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3 `8 }7 e( A& S+ h2 }/ J: y! y% Y5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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3 |; D- l* G0 A( i6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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$ w  [# @2 C. q% u. G: w0 H, i9 x7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!
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5 D& b/ o# n0 O5 h+ |9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

. T1 B  c+ J) ?' e10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

8 g% y* @8 z6 _" o7 d  ]+ p" Y11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"