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NEVER SAY TO A COP: 2 j' w* f9 F- D; A
. b4 I( U# K& \3 K6 w1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 3 K, ^4 X6 U- X, m% Z$ `
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 6 ~% m) ]1 S2 W, B: I- d- g" ?
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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, ]4 r0 x+ c4 b7 Y, ^5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. ; ?& r$ N# h" r6 T. p
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 2 j- v& B+ q. ?; B0 f
, G4 C, c% _3 | Y8 x) l8. I pay your salary! # X; v8 P, z% {. t( d( d
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! * Z* C5 k* E6 S+ [7 {8 R
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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# Q% L1 K# T9 K: u0 V11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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; R# \+ s: ^( C5 L12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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