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NEVER SAY TO A COP: , @, U, C% w1 y& P
t+ b5 a; D! Q% }% Z1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 4 I* h( @8 X& D' }( s0 y- @' u
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 4 S: z- P* o" [, G" {0 T" d
) X( @" `% J% j) B3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 5 n, @" N" I1 \0 g, i" \
9 D3 N; w* j$ ?4 ^ d) l- Y4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! / n4 Z7 w% F. ?
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? * H v0 L0 ]) P
0 K6 L2 W( d# `# l6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. & X$ U! }8 J' S1 m9 {! x/ P
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! ) E) L: r8 W7 A8 X
# C/ p9 d, _% N% J( L6 J/ P10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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6 V1 m8 N0 g3 A11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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