Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

- y4 Y/ ~( N  F! \1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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* l" }; M& d! f4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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- O% c( Q/ v# w0 m% B8 R5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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- z3 w" s# l! e; Z4 K+ n7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

5 a* _  l- ?" T! ^# k10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

8 c# ~- p, }( v; r11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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% _% {' y+ D5 N8 U" m% p( T: [+ I12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"