Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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' R5 v5 v+ F0 ^& q& L) U+ L% e# C- [4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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* n  J: O5 m- }1 r5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

  N! O3 A2 G. s! x$ o4 t5 _10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"