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NEVER SAY TO A COP: ! Z0 R }+ X$ }5 M, E
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. . r8 z+ s* |, F! P+ \. {: D3 n$ y) X
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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& l. l: L4 i$ b4 @4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! / }* k: L; t w% H* f
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 6 Y& S9 o J+ h( F! ~
, \, e0 L. h7 Y8 R7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary! ! `' H8 I' ] b; V; Z3 G- x; y
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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: D$ A7 g" C$ e9 U* n10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 3 u$ x+ a' T7 }7 N/ h
* k' \7 }+ p" @0 ?) W! P5 R11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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