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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 6 P& t+ @5 M& v6 T
3 ]4 c3 E/ \; }; d% W* L) U2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3 h; n' _ y- b1 E6 f3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 9 E% A. e: T4 ?8 t: S2 Q- s
( |% U, N/ X, l6 D% y* N% ?4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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1 V6 j4 k; Q4 _4 W3 ]) F0 i( N5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6 u* }4 D9 _$ `* S
! d' {# x1 `7 d6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. ( F, m. B5 N9 h
: u% q/ K3 o- o8 Y6 z% k% M7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 9 }! w* |- B; ]8 i/ G
" f2 J2 I: J! ]9 X8. I pay your salary! 0 a$ O; ^% G( }; O5 P# t$ _5 B8 U
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! * j g* n* r. b) v: C
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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9 P4 H/ r- J" D* `" j11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. ( k3 C" G3 W2 _+ c: c
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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