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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who? ( s8 H. g- ]- D& q& C9 X

6 ?& p/ D2 t5 u  咱俩谁跟谁阿 & C* A/ E1 E' f, X9 N( u
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  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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/ G3 t) q1 @5 G2 h$ @  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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. |2 F3 S% P& p9 S# d  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
( ^& C% B3 d8 o# e) e0 Ttogether up !
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 9 t7 i2 M3 V/ Y& z
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have ' a5 K5 L2 c& M+ ?
nothing to say,go home!!
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" Y% |6 o4 b; K4 Y) m6 ~' ]  有事起奏,无事退朝
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6 \5 M* ]$ k, N! o# b  6.you me you me
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  彼此彼此
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  7.You Give Me Stop!! : o: i% y0 \4 \, g. G. p
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  你给我站住!
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1 g8 E: }$ f& |6 r7 i1 z+ y8 a  8.know is know noknow is noknow # f0 X4 z' X2 E6 e/ f

- P- g# H+ E. ^9 y4 L6 T9 {' O, F  知之为知之,不知为不知... % j: K6 X& x$ W9 _; ?8 }2 [
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  9.WATCH SISTER
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2 s2 K$ R% t4 m. i5 H  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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) ^% m! X+ Q- t$ c- v: u: Y  11.American Chinese not enough
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5 N- c( Y* z! N( Q' v  美中不足 , N( ~7 W5 L# @8 s( _

( F3 y3 ?! h* A3 Y. a! A, ^  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 8 `3 D3 @3 ^1 o; m  K
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  车祸现场描述
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  13.heart flower angry open 1 L4 A0 K4 u+ s# M$ a. ^
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  心花怒放 ; ?  u0 g) w+ q4 F4 N

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! Q0 Z' _% e' e* q/ N3 ?# Q  走过路过,不要错过
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6 z" d9 d: U9 r3 E/ i7 u4 k  15.小明:I am sorry! 5 k0 h% K; t* ]9 y+ t/ T) i6 K

( \% q- Z* k! N' o3 F+ h/ s6 w  老外:I am sorry too! ( D; G/ u& T" T! ]8 Q# w# h
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  小明:I am sorry three!
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  老外:What are you sorry for?
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- [+ X% I1 o5 K8 H, y$ r  小明:I am sorry five!
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# B, C  G; u  X  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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0 |- d6 e+ n. h* [6 T3 b* z  要钱没有,要命一条
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1 }8 @- ^! B! E' G  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. ) q- h* p$ c/ G# D# K

/ B7 I- w* h# G$ o  |% `2 `3 q  我叫李老大,今年25。
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7 l2 v# g% W* @+ u( n  18.you have two down son。 ; l$ |  A1 q* j4 r! ]

; b- h1 C4 e8 H( a3 _! K! f  你有两下子。
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  19.as far as you go to die
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: c( ?* l: B. p$ p& D  有多远,死多远!!!! 7 z" _# w; {1 G2 ~) j& g
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn / s0 m! H$ H6 C0 D- f
my face.
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~9 \; J% F' p0 F1 `' T" T- g, K5 t2 c% i
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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