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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who?
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你? & M7 [. v3 i+ ?  u" {4 E
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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+ p  _% t* v! H" ?( s  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! 7 q8 H0 S; u0 G7 A* H' j
together up !
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! * w  W6 q5 m/ P" S
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have ) j/ \) w& n) z9 }- {4 k
nothing to say,go home!! ) {; t! n/ t& l" S9 J

  M/ b" L/ i$ a* O! b* ~  有事起奏,无事退朝 $ j" D' F/ n9 V( F! n( s! p
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  6.you me you me
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$ g* p: ?2 w5 E3 }7 h6 L" |  彼此彼此 & _+ t! I6 @1 Y. l: f0 P
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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  你给我站住! 9 _# l2 B  [- n0 E3 C' D

' b0 S/ u1 d$ ^  _$ I; B) G% b  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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  知之为知之,不知为不知... ! q3 Q6 U/ }" S: r. {' p

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  表妹
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* V7 t' e) t6 q* E9 p- {  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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% Y/ `8 O9 N9 M& p0 E6 i" r7 C  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 2 h/ `- R% h9 ]+ c; `  J
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  11.American Chinese not enough % ?) w3 r" ]8 w1 h  ?  }- d
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  美中不足
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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  车祸现场描述 7 W0 D2 y- X1 n! q5 t, w- M- u

: @. b% @0 F- F# ^1 H( |% ?1 c  13.heart flower angry open 9 M- f1 l4 l" h& v4 j

8 l* k/ B9 U+ i- ], z" S! i  心花怒放 / i% Y& k9 }5 f# W# P) |+ C5 ^

7 z  T! s# ^% v! {" l  14.go past no mistake past
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  走过路过,不要错过
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  15.小明:I am sorry! 1 |" F" K; a  ]2 {

! L, A/ u1 I& M+ T, ^! o( D+ O  老外:I am sorry too!
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2 z* e1 ]/ R- [0 {  小明:I am sorry three!
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  老外:What are you sorry for?
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  小明:I am sorry five!
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  X) @, B/ b" n' \6 ^! w  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! + L+ l' G) L. N" g6 x. C5 z* Y# O

  L5 _8 @! g# E, j0 [5 y+ d; {7 \  要钱没有,要命一条 ; N/ ^5 e% j6 ?7 g8 @! s& ^) C
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 5 R( |. b# m, E  s& A

/ q( T6 Y9 W2 I  我叫李老大,今年25。 2 K* R% `, k0 w5 {: c
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  18.you have two down son。 & E" D+ ~9 o. B

" w5 Q. R# T2 t& R: @  你有两下子。   h$ R$ L7 k' U  ]9 l. C& ?

( L  F5 v/ K2 f' T  r- Q  19.as far as you go to die 5 M' E9 M- X$ V( W

1 j/ L" [  a9 p  有多远,死多远!!!!
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn " s7 C& n$ M7 K; q- o( t. ?
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~" ~$ i9 C; m  v# n
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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