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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 0 f x% \# ~7 [
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
6 b$ j/ R, D* D5 C9 I0 HCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 2 X! a+ `3 h/ v9 _8 Q' F3 S( F
George: Great. Lay it on me.
7 [3 O1 O; l: E+ D& `& k, E0 yCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. ! o- h Z, t7 [) \6 T
George: That's what I want to know.
( L2 i x: q0 R% j/ j6 z# {Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 8 E. ]3 w! o( I% T' W' m3 h
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
8 d. e6 r0 {5 ^0 y# z+ g0 M3 F$ KCondi: Yes. $ z9 \( W4 V5 Z6 e* P) V# R+ @
George: I mean the fellow's name.
) H+ E3 @# v& V5 RCondi: Hu. " s/ W; @$ W8 E5 h1 E
George: The guy in China. $ @- I0 f, t e* c4 N/ Z
Condi: Hu.
2 p) r1 r) }% n& q& Q6 V9 D% ZGeorge: The new leader of China.
* ?7 r) |1 }+ O. e) C/ LCondi: Hu. 6 F, M. p$ ~1 P% L6 l
George: The Chinaman! / [+ W! Q! J& Z( F# J7 _
Condi: Hu is leading China.
; |$ u1 I: E1 y d& Y) j: vGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? . |0 J4 r" o, b- m& c3 x+ b
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 7 g: _; o0 Z8 ^6 H8 T# L
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 4 s7 C5 u6 m: t0 w/ H. ~( J- c
Condi: That's the man's name. ; ^4 O2 a: `1 F' I- p, ^" H& Y6 |9 N
George: That's who's name?
1 E4 q; \' J6 {8 y! `4 X$ rCondi: Yes.
3 V5 G8 a" V; i# ~- D$ @George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? # l8 J( {/ _8 f
Condi: Yes, sir. 7 |3 F! m9 R2 Q6 u1 ^- M
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 2 I1 X$ V8 b6 Q& I6 F/ l
Condi: That's correct. , K% a# A& u+ t" J r% m
George: Then who is in China? " |' D* M# g7 H6 i
Condi: Yes, sir.
% r; g I) p; Z/ i& yGeorge: Yassir is in China? & I5 H5 W5 E% {$ w6 {& X" j# M
Condi: No, sir.
2 W" f! f# W' p$ m8 _" ~* sGeorge: Then who is? ' y6 r& t% Q* a
Condi: Yes, sir. % P. `/ K! d1 [9 C* h
George: Yassir? ( Y4 g6 B$ a4 t9 v% J& Y8 m5 {, x
Condi: No, sir.
' p' Q) k, C- Q" ~1 y# h6 _! I; fGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. # X" I9 L; A+ V, c6 Q& t
Condi: Kofi? $ K1 K z3 s! g4 a, g$ G! m
George: No, thanks.
" }) F, l5 O7 W( T6 _Condi: You want Kofi?
5 v0 _, O# a8 e& Y* k- ZGeorge: No. ) m* J! N7 A' _9 r
Condi: You don't want Kofi. # f; n7 W$ N. v2 y6 Z$ e6 l! x
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
* |8 s9 ?# d* K+ U# X- {) Y' P5 WCondi: Yes, sir. $ R& h* Z& K- K) G- V+ e8 {' ]
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 6 x; e u9 S" ~; a7 A. \- n. T: c# b
Condi: Kofi? 1 L8 _) k0 `1 x3 R- J8 X
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
! W q# g4 F% r: OCondi: And call who? + \* X. E& h$ S7 J8 Z" e, R- Q, o ~
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 1 g& @$ h0 d3 O& Z+ w! v2 d5 F1 p
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. ' g! j* x4 S* N
George: Will you stay out of China?! ) c# {: ^5 z) r5 g
Condi: Yes, sir.
# B- Q4 Q% Q: Q7 G% p0 M1 UGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 3 e- i V% `- a% }1 H- W% x
Condi: Kofi. . v3 B! n+ g" ~6 v9 ?" `
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
' I* a) M/ e9 R% H* w9 Y' A(Condi picks up the phone.) 3 i' z O% Q4 W5 o k" o5 [
Condi: Rice, here. 7 }' `4 m4 M- V
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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