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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 0 l6 \+ v3 P9 a) a+ ?
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? d2 h# X& |' R* T
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
) V3 Y v1 ~( T" w$ Y% c( J3 G1 ~George: Great. Lay it on me.
* p3 t$ v5 C& g% u: m3 z$ C: {Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. . e+ e5 X& ]& O) O
George: That's what I want to know. % |% B0 u! D: K3 U
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
9 L% S( F4 @0 SGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
; R; f9 g; K4 S9 j9 ~+ bCondi: Yes. ! h- T" N5 }: Z) m( g8 J
George: I mean the fellow's name. 9 }& w/ b d* ]9 g, w& I
Condi: Hu.
! L: M- y2 U( G; T2 u YGeorge: The guy in China. 8 L. w$ j+ A0 L& R( [
Condi: Hu. & r4 h6 A: K% }; w- M
George: The new leader of China. * M. K. P# L/ f4 h/ {' b
Condi: Hu. 7 n# w9 b1 A( z/ s, N) V I
George: The Chinaman!
6 M& e }! l4 H) _3 c4 e/ t2 uCondi: Hu is leading China. & u; r3 T0 A: o
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 0 s9 t/ h/ b7 S
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
$ t! a# \. `9 r3 T( H$ [: wGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 0 k* I: M0 U0 r& v/ y0 ?7 a f9 u f
Condi: That's the man's name. C* a. Y0 p2 ~0 u- E
George: That's who's name?
* M- U; t# L7 V4 SCondi: Yes.
& e' T# Y8 Z: X) jGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
+ R+ w1 ]. Z! H' @. l4 kCondi: Yes, sir. 1 r }* w) {' V1 G% F( N6 k1 V5 [/ Y
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. % c5 M$ L' c5 e( Q1 i, ]
Condi: That's correct.
7 M8 x, [0 r1 u V1 }4 f" d! [George: Then who is in China? : o! d: c' ]6 @
Condi: Yes, sir.
; n2 ?- U& y( @( ]1 n4 EGeorge: Yassir is in China?
' p2 C0 J3 U+ P/ ~Condi: No, sir. 8 o3 b1 G* z" T$ e2 _
George: Then who is?
' y; l, ~- O2 ~- y1 ]Condi: Yes, sir. . ]% ^5 r7 r! e6 v
George: Yassir?
$ H' ~4 L4 J: r! dCondi: No, sir.
/ \$ b/ L. T/ C' f9 ]6 [/ FGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. , e7 E; ~' v( E: |9 O( F# `8 O% b) v; s
Condi: Kofi? % g6 O! R Q! P. L/ [
George: No, thanks.
: N& V% C- V; i7 W' c$ w. R% mCondi: You want Kofi?
8 |7 Z* e1 ?$ g" d. S0 h# jGeorge: No. 2 }; N" E# W( B/ S9 J6 H# N! P
Condi: You don't want Kofi. ! G) w# K' |5 L4 g: D3 ^
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
4 b: U/ P: G3 \. g: qCondi: Yes, sir.
, V& M4 l; C5 f( w: A0 F8 y/ eGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
) _# D' A: S$ q3 J. u/ k1 kCondi: Kofi?
0 K: e0 [1 ]! Z [% ^9 F; GGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
+ P9 j- `: y1 q& [/ N6 jCondi: And call who? - ?+ ^# |* r: ~
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
5 U1 j1 ] z. B8 {0 J% Q% S5 TCondi: Hu is the guy in China. 4 r! Q! |7 w1 u8 E9 [' t2 Z: W
George: Will you stay out of China?! # f# M/ Y! w ] _7 @6 j
Condi: Yes, sir. ! \. R4 T0 g4 I/ S
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. , A4 m3 u( [3 u4 M, j; N' d
Condi: Kofi. " t1 A7 E8 E- r$ I* Y+ e
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ) V6 G( Y$ Z W3 c9 u4 a
(Condi picks up the phone.)
i! K7 u5 A4 O/ Q( X; BCondi: Rice, here.
) Y- b5 |- W0 W8 QGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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