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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) $ s- a1 i, a' H6 X
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
$ m% X: ], n7 r2 p e4 {* cCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ) a6 h3 s9 F! b) ^; [- y) C
George: Great. Lay it on me. ; {2 r- m& i3 a1 J8 U; G. A
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. # l6 v4 ~6 @ [
George: That's what I want to know.
9 s5 M: X/ ~; d/ ]( s0 nCondi: That's what I'm telling you. ' s6 G4 M1 z x
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
( a+ T1 c# S, h ?' Z0 `. RCondi: Yes. $ W; d, O2 V; T+ E
George: I mean the fellow's name.
! l, ?" C6 @1 v* d1 \Condi: Hu. $ Q" [; f( D& n) s, C
George: The guy in China.
4 S7 E/ B2 a$ v' i6 _/ z; ZCondi: Hu.
. ?) ?% i, `* n# Q- M5 n: ~George: The new leader of China.
$ f8 U4 T5 F0 dCondi: Hu.
$ ?9 i$ b" t- p2 K1 i" a1 R0 |George: The Chinaman! 1 Y! P4 f- `4 j; [, s& w0 \- B6 R
Condi: Hu is leading China. ( L. c. K& c' u1 Q/ Q
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 3 U9 q7 |& f' {; E# X6 _5 b6 \( o
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
9 t8 Y# C. B; {' ^! [5 AGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
( Y- D2 g i) y' j# k( dCondi: That's the man's name. + p/ W1 h4 T6 B
George: That's who's name? / h/ T, z; o( y: l9 u. r7 T
Condi: Yes.
/ l3 E- O% ~ Y9 P/ X7 n; u8 I7 q4 `George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? " c8 ?; T( a/ @
Condi: Yes, sir.
0 A/ M5 _: @) T! k3 i* }George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
" Y) o2 U+ j/ b6 X, hCondi: That's correct. 8 a7 N$ r4 l- l( A. H0 d
George: Then who is in China? 2 I, m& f. X' f+ M
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ d6 T/ Q- [& PGeorge: Yassir is in China?
/ a8 B+ ^ c( S; I, f; e; XCondi: No, sir.
7 O' f/ x' v6 ~$ YGeorge: Then who is?
. i p7 _7 C; t4 @- M% {Condi: Yes, sir.
) [' X0 @" N( o5 k( Y' S! d5 cGeorge: Yassir?
6 a! h! s5 n7 hCondi: No, sir. 4 z0 O+ z5 H$ _5 }4 A
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. * m4 H" z; w$ V6 j" X
Condi: Kofi?
" h# z7 N) m, B0 q# tGeorge: No, thanks.
" W4 _/ d3 ?% @8 UCondi: You want Kofi?
; P0 j) h& W2 @+ mGeorge: No. 6 t+ @; V! D1 @0 J9 o9 _
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 0 l C8 }, K! M J5 R
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
8 v; k/ |; H0 h- H3 \Condi: Yes, sir.
- m. c: k' l. f* z7 a6 u) BGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 9 ^6 U( C$ u3 k! `, D# e
Condi: Kofi? . a4 P8 |2 }: R! G! ]
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
& ^: @3 j) X: G; o! QCondi: And call who?
, W4 G( b0 A5 k+ o; WGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 6 G, X: M0 \3 Q4 ^ W
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
. d" r, u: L( SGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! & _( x! t3 O+ h# }1 B
Condi: Yes, sir. - ?2 U9 L( s# u8 b, ?! h: V
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
& m# ~* x! }- a9 X1 Q! uCondi: Kofi.
; Z6 ~; z7 w1 H) n7 X I: c; VGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
2 i5 p" W$ Y5 y/ Q5 ?4 K( q(Condi picks up the phone.)
8 Q( E0 A' m/ i- xCondi: Rice, here. 1 v7 d' C7 W% Q1 W$ Z# L5 ?, B
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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