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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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7 Z6 L6 P) w6 VGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
. D$ W. I& ]; KCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
6 X* b! R* N! e7 H4 dGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
8 a. V, {$ J' w& lCondi: Yes.
- m0 O) w$ y" ~/ WGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
( Y/ K! M. Z- P+ \) q4 B: p; {Condi: Hu.
+ B5 |; l8 [( X" |. T  @9 I  \4 WGeorge: The guy in China.
# Y' G: a  |; v, j- yCondi: Hu.
3 ^! E7 H5 E. A) L7 C+ yGeorge: The new leader of China.
- f- B" f; _7 D0 [3 x  s( HCondi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
/ D* _" Y% @1 c1 l6 I! @! VCondi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
; F) I4 I. v: k' `George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
& b" H( \& o7 F+ `. m4 h0 G. l* D7 e) qCondi: That's the man's name.
6 v2 |0 X, W: q% _% x: HGeorge: That's who's name?
; [. i4 B3 D8 nCondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
8 c! [$ l% [% ]1 }0 ?Condi: Yes, sir.
: a3 d, p: O6 o/ F* [! zGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
8 [# i/ E! J' s0 ]George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
9 N. T+ e) A6 j0 D8 gCondi: No, sir.
% Q, L$ V' ?, v1 C+ r' hGeorge: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
" K9 r% b5 s6 h$ T; F+ |" p* oCondi: Kofi?
4 D0 w4 F- O7 Y, }( vGeorge: No, thanks.
! M9 o* w6 }' x8 L8 W8 c3 Z' `Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
( ^# H. {* C+ _# g9 PCondi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
6 p! W/ Y, g$ b7 ?$ y/ D4 `) `Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
! h7 G" q! b9 LCondi: Kofi?
, b; O( k1 f* J" qGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
$ q3 z) k' L0 D+ |7 CCondi: And call who?
( y% Z3 y' h. Z( N9 sGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
$ U9 t3 P( u" t7 _5 f& jCondi: Yes, sir.
5 v! y& n7 y6 E7 b, OGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
+ S5 _) U$ {6 z3 h: h+ rCondi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
) ~0 L& T/ k0 _+ \4 j: ?! r5 DGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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Hahaha....... Can't help laughing.