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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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7 K. C9 E0 q% B0 s7 d: {George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
6 @* c. M; V- VCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 6 [/ I8 [; v3 a
George: Great. Lay it on me.
6 a0 P3 _7 G, D; dCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. 7 V% ]( n3 v. b0 Y# ]- I
George: That's what I want to know.
. N# e0 D& }" _+ x. lCondi: That's what I'm telling you. 9 V! b! I6 J: K% k, p! ~" t6 Q
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
0 t N4 \, ^% o: I5 ~$ WCondi: Yes. + S, ]# x A$ X5 e- }
George: I mean the fellow's name. 5 t# b# _! [( S* N9 H
Condi: Hu.
$ G! Q7 {) B/ \- [$ A4 {: |George: The guy in China. 1 W1 `9 `" j( c6 I) c0 q8 Q
Condi: Hu.
: p2 e/ y" D7 y' I% O YGeorge: The new leader of China.
' Y X0 P" S. f1 A& X8 p! FCondi: Hu.
0 @$ ?* y+ g; S0 V( V( @George: The Chinaman!
4 u" R, e4 X3 R7 d, y8 ? H1 v1 BCondi: Hu is leading China. 9 [% E s/ o, L1 W7 {
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
}: i9 `. x+ c/ r# sCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
) j3 s/ C- t! D% K& H2 A2 CGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
- R- ~! S/ P1 o' [8 U1 n+ _- _Condi: That's the man's name. 3 x6 \4 c* [, l" R
George: That's who's name? 8 c- s& d/ S% B* Y* {$ i, T
Condi: Yes.
C4 |; j; q" Q$ M: uGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
" H2 x/ x, w9 k: P& gCondi: Yes, sir. 9 z y" g# q8 A" p/ ^0 D
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. $ [ c8 w) n; O3 Q; i! b+ {
Condi: That's correct.
+ m# j+ V3 ~: Y; U! L3 @; eGeorge: Then who is in China? 0 x. l+ K1 u7 \% C9 U, z* [
Condi: Yes, sir.
/ b( | a# y% S- i/ a% C* E8 DGeorge: Yassir is in China? 5 z7 r2 ?; R( G) d9 X! u; G1 f
Condi: No, sir.
$ s' k7 g1 [5 _# l/ _$ @George: Then who is? 0 v. e2 W2 q* l- C, n7 E6 A
Condi: Yes, sir. ( v1 I; F: m( U: `# Q
George: Yassir?
( C% ?* S5 B2 _Condi: No, sir. : x6 c, X) w0 l: b& m1 g- |+ z
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. & C$ s- @0 \ m. I$ ]( u
Condi: Kofi? : \! X8 q9 K& V9 S
George: No, thanks.
5 \ G3 N! ]6 r' G1 `7 pCondi: You want Kofi?
; z, [+ ~! T# r4 Y# c) b, dGeorge: No. : o, R4 q0 B# ^) R$ K
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 3 H# F* f$ b# n6 W" R+ l# X
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
8 D0 Z# }% C; z. r, xCondi: Yes, sir. # j3 t9 [, U; w0 r
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 1 L) F; c P' n; }% l/ P; X& x
Condi: Kofi?
4 A- d$ O5 u' t, q* x( H) t$ z3 OGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? H3 H# P8 k- y& D* w, O
Condi: And call who? 9 L! S& e1 P6 H y
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 4 ], O# K: K! D J s- u( a3 c/ R
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
3 J3 j& Y1 d& U! AGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
3 D8 x2 J' ^% G8 w% G8 rCondi: Yes, sir.
) F) c$ z/ [/ Z2 VGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ) g9 O2 _3 j4 O# _4 w
Condi: Kofi. * h: r2 j3 T2 K' ]9 P9 N
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
, n1 O6 I$ U0 e: Z5 [9 O. M3 L0 x6 D0 n(Condi picks up the phone.)
; h; L, T0 e1 \, r# w# k! J) {) DCondi: Rice, here.
+ Q* y# R7 w, [George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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