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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
3 v, T0 l# [8 oCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
; U( O7 [6 C. i/ [# oGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
, N, ?7 D, b0 L) r( |Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
c6 I! o+ J3 N! HGeorge: That's what I want to know.
' T. ~. F/ G, \, z3 W/ hCondi: That's what I'm telling you. ' |+ R2 P5 }1 e: H2 U
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
9 T/ l# D3 D( |Condi: Yes.
& I. I2 A9 h( b T) z: @2 YGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. ) d& |$ j) Q' r
Condi: Hu.
9 |7 ]5 ]. m: s, o: S+ c! O) Y1 DGeorge: The guy in China.
% b0 X7 H+ N; w% tCondi: Hu.
& t8 P9 Z6 Y4 L# r5 PGeorge: The new leader of China.
" I: L% O7 e0 e4 O0 [Condi: Hu.
# h" {# g! M' T' mGeorge: The Chinaman! . x, r* {( V' ]/ R
Condi: Hu is leading China.
# Y4 f; R% a3 d ~2 F( ^" k7 r' CGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 8 e1 M* J& _: g8 f1 @" d7 D
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. . R/ T- J" X, x# {$ q8 }
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? - m5 b9 P9 k% D
Condi: That's the man's name. , J& E, x( z, Z6 j
George: That's who's name? " E8 |7 q5 M0 P. n0 X, ?" I
Condi: Yes.
4 f: e) p2 ^" ?. EGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
" r1 _7 H& z! r" o* Q$ Y( CCondi: Yes, sir. 6 Q% h, m# [: L9 k# X) O: s, A' `
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
% Q! Y7 T% G! C* D! Y! hCondi: That's correct. , O$ I; L! ]* h$ f. { Y4 O, }
George: Then who is in China? 1 M3 ?; y" F5 Y% o' W/ L
Condi: Yes, sir.
" V/ t) T& \& \2 FGeorge: Yassir is in China? " R/ g5 Y2 n' }' T" M
Condi: No, sir.
$ O* N2 P7 o0 i. |George: Then who is?
- t+ ~3 k' r$ ]) i: h: eCondi: Yes, sir.
4 F' e$ }0 e& P; sGeorge: Yassir? 0 g5 B7 Y2 G$ v
Condi: No, sir.
3 f1 c: l9 n; [- U' CGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. # p7 E3 X1 }( X5 s4 Z8 Z! {, n
Condi: Kofi? ) q: C" s+ n; |8 s" P8 t4 x; j; T
George: No, thanks. 0 ~7 N0 I# @( C7 ~+ d$ [
Condi: You want Kofi? 8 x; C% B8 z d; `
George: No.
5 \. ?+ ^7 T' d3 f- a# _Condi: You don't want Kofi. " A) M, T* N+ m* N& X6 ^2 d
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 6 G, y$ I$ o) B/ S6 M
Condi: Yes, sir.
. a7 k& B0 z" N& W. IGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 5 g# p+ y P. K. k7 N( k o: G+ b' ~
Condi: Kofi? : q' J* j' z w, K Z, B' {
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 2 [' v9 s, B3 ?) L. d1 }# [
Condi: And call who? : \ R% j8 Q. z0 a) F2 f! ^5 T
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
: D1 m7 J, l7 e# U& H: N0 \Condi: Hu is the guy in China. # s* H1 {6 c3 Q/ c6 ]* O
George: Will you stay out of China?!
+ r, D0 J. B# u& o4 CCondi: Yes, sir. D' P6 ~5 x3 N
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ) k/ ?* o8 z! P! H# z5 X" g0 ~: [( G
Condi: Kofi. 5 U6 ?& X o( ?5 K6 m5 l
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 2 k- c# l6 l# {% ?( o' b9 t; `
(Condi picks up the phone.)
& y/ Z$ V$ J3 G2 Y* A dCondi: Rice, here.
1 q T, k. S+ K" E$ i! ] _( yGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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