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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 6 O% V8 g* Q, |& M9 g
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? & \/ `7 u1 P" t' q7 Y
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
: {' s3 ~% T0 V- h2 I bGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
2 p% ^- H; ]! h8 s1 [; K# FCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
; I6 Q& n1 i: C, }# ^5 n. L8 w0 XGeorge: That's what I want to know. ( s( i* g2 i5 k- R7 a
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. , o9 x1 K$ ?' b" b5 k5 X' x( \
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
2 q/ K% `- N: v3 |4 j3 SCondi: Yes.
- ?9 m* Y/ g% EGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
, h/ D C; |5 W9 ~Condi: Hu.
/ W. [: l7 T! ?1 ?8 ~1 K) LGeorge: The guy in China. , |: G! r+ ?" A
Condi: Hu.
. B3 z& Z+ @) w; V6 kGeorge: The new leader of China.
3 h, o- Z6 @+ s- YCondi: Hu.
( v j" d1 c' N1 n9 w7 fGeorge: The Chinaman!
( h" B6 B$ C8 G1 V: G& r0 l b" wCondi: Hu is leading China. ' a" J6 u( U- r- @ X& d( Y
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
$ S4 X v# y n9 ?1 e, U5 P A2 z+ ^Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
. a& U0 A: v) WGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
4 |6 x" M. g' I7 L$ {- W2 N8 HCondi: That's the man's name.
' {4 i" C, Z/ z$ R5 j: @0 FGeorge: That's who's name?
4 k' F6 ^2 I- m* qCondi: Yes.
7 q: `. o! V: L/ P6 _( J( p- bGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
" F* G+ I4 H/ N% @1 a' H) bCondi: Yes, sir. " n9 T, ]1 Q# g& g) g
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ; B/ _" v) Z- u, q/ S
Condi: That's correct. 1 J# _3 w- c! V
George: Then who is in China?
* Z" f# j/ }) e/ I( z" A8 UCondi: Yes, sir. 8 r4 \% |6 h, B, V' R2 s+ w% R
George: Yassir is in China?
' u# z; P( P# k$ Q8 ^9 QCondi: No, sir. 0 F8 c" N- T6 [# p- c# m9 F
George: Then who is? 4 @0 b* b& B+ Q7 i) z6 d
Condi: Yes, sir.
" ?( {$ D* ~; nGeorge: Yassir?
* S- V N; m# R& xCondi: No, sir.
5 c% ?; Y5 m/ T* A) K# X: L" PGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
6 b! g& W- W' f% u4 sCondi: Kofi?
, s9 H6 D5 U3 p( z# nGeorge: No, thanks. 2 r! ~4 p8 M7 k5 y, T
Condi: You want Kofi? 1 \8 u c" T' }1 {; h7 f& Y$ T
George: No.
# T/ _! [0 H1 n2 F9 @' V; N0 s, V/ PCondi: You don't want Kofi. , M' P1 c" ]& U* |+ A2 h$ S) {7 E
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
/ {! \/ A) K; fCondi: Yes, sir. $ @! s8 V" |& r) H4 b/ [9 O
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
, |1 ~6 Q' N- }Condi: Kofi? 7 [* ?7 z. x K! B
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
$ x: B$ z( c% Q0 N, l' |7 fCondi: And call who? 5 n: w$ e4 o3 b- ~
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? : d9 n/ n2 j4 g/ N% D, j
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
8 ?: W+ i9 _- }5 bGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! . I/ n' {8 A( j8 K
Condi: Yes, sir. . S& a0 @, i7 |* p
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
: {0 {4 X, m$ DCondi: Kofi. - v! v1 G' }3 s$ v& x D
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. / y' g, R6 |: D6 j! f
(Condi picks up the phone.) $ g$ O9 z9 j7 c9 }/ k: S0 O" b
Condi: Rice, here. . F; s+ R; @: g- f) E* p) D" V
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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