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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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% a8 I% y/ E% n& Z8 |: G6 m, SGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? " D+ B! X& S* ^" X: t8 Y5 C
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
0 P+ X, ^) ^) n Z$ tGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
$ t2 a; t& q. I& w |Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ) d! w( B% ?( q# a/ Z7 _7 T
George: That's what I want to know. 0 i8 Q- B% Z6 ~0 ^
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
& R6 I$ I6 p7 x3 K0 H1 V3 ~$ R& nGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 7 K0 {/ i# |* s& e
Condi: Yes.
# H. o- p/ ]1 J& V: [$ ?( `George: I mean the fellow's name. ) `1 V' q0 k( N, q
Condi: Hu. M1 K/ o+ c1 K! } q" d
George: The guy in China.
. w) v+ Z- O! ^! t( _5 k$ ^" A: {* zCondi: Hu.
: K! _5 X" z* P$ \' L- GGeorge: The new leader of China.
% a# [8 s1 G; G2 w+ [( F, k: |% zCondi: Hu.
. c% B1 }) B6 _George: The Chinaman! 4 `( g4 J% Z5 Z& Z2 F. O
Condi: Hu is leading China.
" F: {6 }) X$ ]; HGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
7 r0 L3 o$ U1 xCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
2 @& _1 U0 g3 Z+ E2 o% u& w ]George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? . ]) }9 o! X: f, v& V$ U! {
Condi: That's the man's name. 8 {" J+ Q& E. f8 n( e, a
George: That's who's name? ) G) Q6 d6 L4 F+ L3 W3 [+ A5 |- t
Condi: Yes. - z0 U% S: i$ E( _7 D% l1 U' [
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ! l: [0 R- V8 L/ O( T7 N1 A
Condi: Yes, sir. 1 V: p% f8 f7 d4 o' m0 D' ^3 C/ ^
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
" `# W6 N4 c4 h" m$ FCondi: That's correct. " C. h7 @, j2 A) K
George: Then who is in China?
' b2 k" S4 o( _- {- N9 \Condi: Yes, sir.
4 O4 `+ X9 f) Y5 C) J6 W4 @George: Yassir is in China? - L; o1 a7 }/ K8 }5 F% y
Condi: No, sir.
6 i8 ?7 [' y3 k& N# W' rGeorge: Then who is?
0 _3 @4 p( e0 o- lCondi: Yes, sir.
# y r. ]+ o& J7 ^3 d0 [/ kGeorge: Yassir?
4 _! Q4 l! w2 T* |7 QCondi: No, sir.
% K3 W& f2 v* U! MGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
! p# x/ g- @/ P9 I- Y3 A4 A6 mCondi: Kofi? 5 ] P; x% S& H8 E
George: No, thanks. : j: o! g8 X$ W% g3 }- n
Condi: You want Kofi? s4 f9 ~0 R& k( r. Z
George: No.
- j; v5 P* X- c4 r) T8 s0 vCondi: You don't want Kofi. , R) r$ `9 c. x
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. * X7 X7 o) P! N3 R" Y) }
Condi: Yes, sir. # }! ]0 f4 d# g# o# Q; T# Z( j
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. / U+ Q# |# [ A/ y% F" l
Condi: Kofi?
1 L4 ~; n- _! H2 Y: i; M4 @5 JGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 6 y9 f$ b$ a# _: A7 F9 v% f
Condi: And call who?
' _! S y( Y8 X+ R* QGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? / d M- N9 y* {% V/ g' I
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
- `$ r% ?) j' h4 h# K3 sGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 5 H# g0 b+ g4 g) v
Condi: Yes, sir.
: U) g* J c( L% }3 {- YGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
. r( E5 k2 m8 @" qCondi: Kofi. & X9 I( }1 R6 C+ Z
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
4 @- i6 e" ^- U6 ]& f8 j' \% s(Condi picks up the phone.)
( _0 e, P0 l; `# gCondi: Rice, here. & H1 h6 E7 P7 |" J( R$ {
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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