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Wisdom from Grandpa...
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( s$ m. b. Y% U! xWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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, G( T& Z+ [, Y5 B1 Y) TTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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3 W0 r4 _* z" E- M# j) e, L TWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ; `* W3 Z5 o. I, i' M0 e
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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& p# O# z1 i. R1 QOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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0 @# w- a/ Z+ I" f5 aA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. & z6 L4 b9 g9 ~7 |5 e1 h8 |3 Y
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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