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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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' m* ~* G! P" z7 S3 TWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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# l2 L! D' c- z+ Z7 o! v" \! f) X+ Z# T* W, xTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 6 [* a0 L: Q% u% {, f; P
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 2 f/ L( M+ E4 O! ?: N, v
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 3 {' A& r" F* i$ w" h! q
f0 q) N- U/ T' K/ O; e1 X. H5 hIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. . Q/ B2 s5 q' c* k$ u
6 n5 e- ^* n2 l9 S9 D7 x8 MA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. q1 L+ U$ U. h! F0 V1 N
( e: e$ c( g6 R5 | n% a$ P/ cMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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