 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
 Wisdom from Grandpa...
# }( c7 [9 l- S2 t8 f
, D7 R1 \: I3 u# N
8 @: A+ [! `8 t3 y% MWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ) C0 D5 x+ u! U4 F; Y
# h% h( k u0 h" BTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
; E3 z# D3 } U# ~+ t
4 S/ t) I$ q( Y# n5 y @) wToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
. r5 u/ H$ o/ |$ O6 U8 Z, d, l5 r% Y: K$ v& \9 @4 N& M
When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 7 g1 ^% m; w9 t# X
/ U% u" ^ _! h8 V- g2 s& \4 t% s
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. # I7 z4 a3 @6 ^' Y! Z+ h
8 z: L& h, j0 i5 w6 mOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. $ h4 f& d7 @% \7 V9 l6 L5 s* v
$ c; v1 S2 l0 ~9 \2 T# F
A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. % `0 }& e* `7 T# R
5 t0 x4 |# k! v( ]# k$ a3 hMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
|