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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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# b! g- D0 e; m+ b" VWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. " p; l t3 }/ A3 Y0 V! z+ v
) L' f. Y* S$ q7 sToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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3 d( m( N2 Q: I+ L' _When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ! H( m+ m2 G& S
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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" }! t4 ~: m1 Q3 NA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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