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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ) C. I- h5 B% |
7 g1 g3 {2 l H2 [Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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; G% \& s4 \) C7 d. x6 d: kWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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, t/ ^; f+ i: a. }If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 0 ^4 K; [! t8 J
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 8 L [3 p+ H4 _5 E8 M% A8 R& I
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. , `0 a U0 w4 ]; T# R: m
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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