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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ' C" p5 q) P/ C% }! z. J% J
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. " e! n& [, `8 k' D1 j4 p
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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0 |$ u+ j9 @$ Z& E$ q" o$ ?If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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# |3 S6 ~8 Y$ ^* R# T- b/ o: KOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. / L( g( q3 z/ r
$ h+ W) ?8 n0 Y# c5 E1 f# UA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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. n; q' O: N( S4 B% ]- B/ XMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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