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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. , S* M9 P4 L0 N3 l
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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$ U3 Z6 b q/ i. m! W ]9 uToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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c9 A% W, g, v# _( Y. jWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - C% h; {. c, Q+ w# G! s
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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, O3 J; B- R) b* J! nA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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