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 Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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 : d2 Q7 ~" x2 D- w* O6 a0 |Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. # o! A% n( W3 [8 F
 
 8 f2 Q* C0 k: ]. h3 S- UToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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 When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. : V/ M( h- b; e/ f- I/ h. s
 
 ; [) M# q, {4 p3 u) t2 kIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 8 H  L+ \. }! b, q; t% \" O
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 On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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 A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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 Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
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