Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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, ?* P2 [. G' cQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

# V9 l0 }  Z/ b. e) Z9 H3 LQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
* Z7 }. L) w% s. OA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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9 U4 L3 w/ b3 ^9 j2 qQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
3 D9 Z( r& v9 K' |/ C+ }( XA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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) v8 ?: o7 A, w0 e8 m! V# m* OQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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+ i: N$ K- M1 @# v  N/ l% u$ u# JQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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9 V& Q1 |/ r) n; t9 lQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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