Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
8 x/ P2 Q; y. s4 }6 nA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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4 K# c" b7 A+ l5 T$ R) DQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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8 \* B3 {% R( [! k% v- OQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
  M8 {# q8 l, \/ _* Z. v: H& uA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

) n1 i0 m2 N( ~6 u5 n2 J# rQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

' h; H9 C6 X, j! R  A, gQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
1 s  F+ r1 `3 g# A# r9 vA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
( k+ Q9 _- u5 }4 C' uA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

" g7 r5 V2 P  dQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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