Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
/ e2 s$ ~1 \3 G     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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! i0 b; ?  Q: m8 P! CQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
: l) \; a! v) [3 V9 Y! e1 ]+ tA: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

& T+ F. f) P7 L# ~, e7 s( n* ]" {Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

' h# d" @0 j% W3 g0 [$ i. x, j  {* O# PQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
9 ~0 K3 M' r1 j& gA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
& N* @' @3 k9 n5 O2 w, }. OA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

3 S: r' x0 S# g! Z1 _Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
1 ~9 |! d/ N4 W5 vA: Their foreheads.

/ e& X7 z+ j9 v' f& KQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
1 X3 r: ]4 x* N2 }A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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