Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
, |# o/ o# P/ Y' F7 M2 D     When you are done you will have a place to live.

" N7 {; a; J% @: `Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
7 |. Y. V$ `8 x$ c0 a4 ^: SA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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, u8 d; s3 L2 g' iQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
% t7 C6 H6 f- ]3 ^% A5 Y6 iA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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1 V: o  u: U8 `) h& i3 oQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

! g* k  A6 ~) l5 [: ?Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
7 D5 L* q) b' _) e4 h+ F  ?A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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! E7 W- K# F+ k9 }( B+ TQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
! N% x3 V4 G8 ?  X! ~A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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