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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
2 l& X o2 H6 [' B$ S* H; p1 h' |A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.6 U% L% D$ A' x* G& o; q0 a( p
When you are done you will have a place to live.7 _: G- o p' t- `- t: E
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?( |; h6 b, X0 A
A: Tell him you're pregnant., r$ M2 _' T, _* _
6 B: Z- V$ B- U( d# _/ J" sQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
. C$ U$ ?' _* QA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.7 x$ ?( Y2 f. e+ O' x
( g1 D. V; O: X5 G* L D) @4 N3 fQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
8 j; [8 M& z* L2 PA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.# K5 C+ u/ A5 Q2 I* U5 c1 }" `
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?6 x* L' ]4 P1 }! g% |' n
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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3 p" u c. O1 Z! M) lQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
, L& n) G8 D/ o' N6 bA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.6 P/ ]6 ?4 Q! z8 i) P9 N
/ l8 ?1 k. l+ N; y" [& u8 QQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
& T* c$ B( _- e1 }* Y- bA: Their foreheads.- J4 D5 }* A- T0 A/ }5 X
1 h, _% |: U- [Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?- T, B' U. R8 d+ l+ h
A: "I remember these." |
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