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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?) I: }4 s: U; l7 O- u
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.1 W8 s" U2 F3 i% M0 G
When you are done you will have a place to live.3 R/ e% O' i3 E
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?, j4 E7 k+ {! ~3 \" c) j7 X: m7 b
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?' h# B- P. w9 }+ k) ~/ \
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
8 q. [4 z/ Z; u2 fA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
# j+ V& J% ]6 GA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.5 u+ T( ]% m" P9 x# I
# i. }+ _) p, M+ F0 r- s/ MQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
# }2 m, I7 Q0 ]0 m3 @A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?7 c) y3 ~# z: \$ X
A: Their foreheads.+ `( d; n" _! L, {) y
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?6 [& B; z& f% X4 m( {, Y+ y) H
A: "I remember these." |
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