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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
/ v( P* N: j" u3 @* l3 k$ nA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
7 r) |2 _) q$ U9 ^4 V2 [ When you are done you will have a place to live.6 Q1 v' V$ N; [- V, |
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
4 N' n6 K) i7 h- h; g U: CA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
! g: r/ o0 _+ M1 K4 f) d1 L5 AA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?+ d$ K0 {; h, _# K% W( A, @
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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/ [4 g0 k* Z# l& XQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
7 B. U! r3 R/ C/ S$ x: G* ]A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem., I; ^) a& ]. Q0 }6 M4 U) q/ }, Z
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
6 Z& ~* T6 f) K' |# RA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
% O& o" W" M( p2 s$ L* b$ a' ]A: Their foreheads.; o6 V; c( ~ ~, U- y; \% k1 I, @
1 I1 j% Y M* Z2 {. _1 QQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
3 m, b3 {" J! A0 J2 J$ l* ?A: "I remember these." |
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