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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?, v* Y8 b: G8 {3 s* P. r
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
7 {5 Z& T8 u" y0 d5 q; S2 n When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
: H, V" k( C: ~# U/ }, cA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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: i5 b. e9 T$ q) O% `7 N+ wQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?2 e9 \! s3 @! M* ^) k
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses. t7 z8 y" a/ W$ D
( v% p- A) ]) N; F5 P/ ?Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?* @! H; B5 D0 s% R6 n- y G# @
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?6 _, c/ ?5 }' h9 c: Z
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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6 B8 T/ w7 J) L: c1 u! KQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
4 @; Z) l. Q0 Z3 AA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.0 ~5 V R! _* ?) E% H: U2 [
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?6 i6 E1 Y, I* J0 U6 Q
A: Their foreheads.7 e- @% n% g& T( i2 S4 W0 t
3 }% U5 C. a( N# ?Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
) I3 g7 u( n# j# Z' e$ wA: "I remember these." |
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