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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?' I; ~7 n# F v6 z7 A
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
/ e2 s$ ~1 \3 G When you are done you will have a place to live.
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! i0 b; ? Q: m8 P! CQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
: l) \; a! v) [3 V9 Y! e1 ]+ tA: Tell him you're pregnant.( S* K6 Z7 M- z" Y/ C8 t
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?) c q! C% n0 f
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.( L8 X, ~# E* C+ ]
& T+ F. f) P7 L# ~, e7 s( n* ]" {Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?& {; {- [8 N/ X) ?9 ]
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.% a9 M0 N# d0 H1 Q( Y2 x/ m) n
' h# d" @0 j% W3 g0 [$ i. x, j {* O# PQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
9 ~0 K3 M' r1 j& gA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
& N* @' @3 k9 n5 O2 w, }. OA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.# g. q* ^5 k* i7 I& M6 |
3 S: r' x0 S# g! Z1 _Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
1 ~9 |! d/ N4 W5 vA: Their foreheads.# h5 w+ e7 C7 q! l5 n

/ e& X7 z+ j9 v' f& KQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
1 X3 r: ]4 x* N2 }A: "I remember these." |
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