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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.) |1 }7 M# K. c) K' }
w+ T) V% v7 H. x# O- A(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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: a9 Y) K1 p! C8 F2 t4 l' J(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 7 X. g- ^" f9 | [! N8 I8 i [# c
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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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. A% M, {( r7 C6 N3 h(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 8 ?0 O" z, {) {
6 q3 \1 N5 p5 q- Y3 n! F7 @(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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: y" X+ V& a" b7 [; G5 `(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!8 j: D2 x& ]/ Y) V- @" ^% b0 A8 X
0 ~* u$ H5 p9 G1 I/ q3 Z(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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