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Bad Relationship
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( j5 _8 ]6 F! E4 ` ]4 l; uTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 0 M! k7 o, T" a! k2 F% |9 t* ?3 N& V
: V5 T* [3 l' e' X4 `Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”5 M5 g" [% @+ s
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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/ ~' G O3 Y* a+ R- i3 @”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.” c% C2 Z7 I( v3 y: t* p. W; G
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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