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Bad Relationship
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, @ X5 S4 ]5 hTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. . U* N( R1 r0 R( z! b% ~7 u
% E( n/ m! o* IJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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x8 M/ L1 x& JAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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* x5 B* w" Z$ r”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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3 i" F8 f% `$ o6 K2 ~9 L[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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