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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. ) q6 v4 ~ U0 |5 G! h/ b {9 y
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”/ o P A; _& E7 ?: g$ X9 s6 o
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”$ F1 `2 R- O0 u. I# Y$ D' f) m
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”0 O% n, T- T N7 c! V/ \
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! Q+ j# y/ z' J# bThe scale says: Sorry, no change today; J% h: @+ } G2 Q& I$ @
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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