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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. : B. d3 d9 w8 M- Z! d0 B+ Q
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”9 W% C' R; }9 g8 c$ P
! f! }. ]" G2 B1 @ m% d”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”1 H6 y9 x3 e$ f; ^" s' t
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) ^' t4 x6 d) Y% C+ r* V# SThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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% M( T6 {6 y- ^9 h8 P2 R[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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