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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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5 x0 R$ M8 ~% U' [ r3 ?Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”. w3 x" q, }4 J7 m8 \
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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) W2 Z! ~6 W7 e/ JThe scale says: Sorry, no change today+ R8 ?1 k7 f8 A
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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