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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. & `% {0 z( k) M
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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. J$ P2 ?0 z* A# `; ]4 [”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today) }2 o* S& m! o! m& f
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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