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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 p* z* J2 y) a* p8 J
MARIA: Here it is.8 R- h; M# ?- c2 c, E c
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?. G$ o; T/ s4 m' x9 S# ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 L& R( J1 Y, T) DJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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% p, I; b8 v1 |4 H4 V2 o- E ^TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?') c) q' y) k) z- O9 E' n/ ^: R4 W! _3 ?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'* _( q; {# J6 z8 p1 _6 E5 B
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
, {- f$ s" G# F+ \4 qGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.2 y' H# A6 W- r3 a, N2 t
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# z0 Y& V9 L6 i% f1 L mTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: e4 d1 E, V6 c* W5 ~$ u( D$ s
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 @$ h5 o# h' V* S' cWINNIE: Me!
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J, U% q" f: vTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 o( a& _9 y3 T) k: w; X1 K( e7 ^- I
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are., A. e4 B: ^2 x' ?' e* T
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& b' z8 L# V% B& @% D/ ~3 T8 i" }7 BTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'2 M# L1 Z r; i3 A& z
MILLIE: I is..: W4 V" N4 O T' g
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
. R& u/ T$ G/ ?; BMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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2 m" @3 D3 R* i0 Z0 ~, _8 e6 nTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?; D0 H6 z# V% y+ n7 W. d
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ @" i' g0 r' \, f" HTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ L, @8 h# l. x6 K9 eCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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+ ~7 T+ n8 e& G3 BTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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