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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .2 k2 d9 b/ ]( ]; A' W
MARIA: Here it is.7 c3 E1 a n2 D# |, e
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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( E; A& h2 w3 z' K6 E: v8 k4 [TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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# U9 o! B' a+ Y) M. KTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
6 F; \" |' r( K; `& {! M3 ^GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': L' x* M. v8 R4 A c( J6 T
TEACHER: No, that's wrong. m: E/ U! ^" d
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 F) I6 }% \6 IDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
5 ]+ a9 n) U* bTEACHER: What are you talking about?
, g; s2 K' W. d* |( F$ { sDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago./ t$ N' `( f& f2 b$ l2 N
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& ]% B9 N# `* n5 J! x e/ R$ tGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
# l. O- Q; _* } zMILLIE: I is..
# q W& Y; c2 | C4 M M1 iTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
& d* j" d, o6 j5 s4 RMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' + Z: b W1 C) {. c! Z9 O
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! B8 r5 Y3 ~' @" C( ETEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?' b4 i# A$ N1 {% @/ r6 U
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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1 b: N9 a0 T) `! I0 U' G/ ~TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?! E/ m y6 p" L; E
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.; f- e7 g4 `' K: V- p+ G0 ^! K3 c3 a" }
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& e$ \( w& C% q9 B w6 E6 U8 ?TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ r- n% s% E& T* E0 ~CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.3 F0 C1 M ^' O! r
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?+ w7 a+ Y: {# L6 c) |
HAROLD: A teacher
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