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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 v2 s3 i, S) h' ? b' e$ d# j
MARIA: Here it is.. H9 P5 K# J* F" X% o
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?% n& D: ~8 v- M) _
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/ q, |2 g. f% z/ l" yTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
7 o0 a, \9 ~4 E! T5 a8 U XGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
; }) O, ]# C! P; w$ ]1 Y2 S4 {TEACHER: No, that's wrong( z+ s6 |; `3 C: B4 w
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. U' c% ]$ l# r8 c# BDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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$ x" ]! w- [1 R+ m" P$ cDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.% n- g P8 M' D6 Z$ n* f
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/ C/ x+ |. K. `7 ~4 {TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago." {' j) {& X: c0 b4 V r1 ~
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?( E: `* S' \) o' `
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.) `4 q4 @1 @3 {$ I; U) y
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7 L. F0 p. m+ j6 [6 F, wTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'0 ?2 d' E! d9 v' P. C, ~
MILLIE: I is..
! v: ^4 o2 |* S# N6 fTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* e G" Q! U/ j4 f. ZMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 Z, K, X2 n* f& R9 w1 Y. ] VLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) j3 l' y5 M9 ?6 R6 f2 q M! Z6 Q
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?) o$ K6 e+ |: `9 Z4 A1 _9 M2 [
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 I2 d" f d( [# |7 ~/ X( z& [TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! A7 w5 g- r7 j# D2 A9 B% OCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* f* i) T9 z0 S/ ] @+ p" ZHAROLD: A teacher
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