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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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5 \* _! T; y1 V3 t+ ]9 pTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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6 d% L2 Z1 }# t D8 d. V% E4 ]7 GTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; S" l5 a% x) f: l+ n% L z; {JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.6 M. X! A% t0 T, a: @: }
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 `# `$ _( @% @9 i, P
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 p. f! v& S, L7 z$ ?' A+ G4 ^* tTEACHER: No, that's wrong; l0 _) l4 f' Y+ M6 f
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 U# N7 Q5 V4 [4 KDONALD: H I J K L M N O.3 G9 Q8 s4 S1 q
TEACHER: What are you talking about?0 E' j, e/ X8 e0 P/ f
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.2 M7 y' E3 q8 K8 C8 R* m9 P
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; ]% |4 b3 C; P" ^WINNIE: Me!
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+ M; ~" j7 U( ETEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 S8 S2 a, t" ~! D" P) {/ j
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' F+ [" v( j: x+ j- l
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'8 c4 @0 _+ m; H, p, }/ l
MILLIE: I is..
, G8 M0 I5 d O+ q pTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 ]0 _5 d7 D- Y$ K8 m) J, F* h
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 7 }& P2 D$ i+ X$ r
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) w/ ^0 B( v2 w3 NTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?! w2 n) J$ c g3 L
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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6 W# B- y) |7 f* E$ [" VTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?- S C' j- ~$ q4 ?! _; `
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.$ ]& E7 G* T w* O( s y
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8 Q1 `' J1 V+ x! VTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?% e' C# E+ c1 f) k% Q1 x) W5 J
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.* r3 C0 {5 z1 x, @ q
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) L( Y; K2 `1 O: ^# I7 ?& hTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?% w, m7 n4 g R4 f
HAROLD: A teacher 3 E) \% b1 R, `) y0 k9 Y/ j
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