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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .+ h$ G; v5 b' W4 p: \' H
MARIA: Here it is., ?: y/ v. p; w2 j1 y
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?- R3 o f( E+ ^* W* Z6 y
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: y( J- L" Y; D; v8 u8 BTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) n% B/ c, g9 z1 c. o! z' N1 fJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables./ `% W) `7 _) s
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?', f7 D8 ^: v0 v0 c! Y
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'5 q- z( e* w. C" f
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
/ [6 J4 q8 K+ ?; b: t2 ?6 DGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 s3 ?# m, Z+ }3 \+ N: c; s0 g" z5 vTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?( H$ y1 a/ v/ X5 w
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
- _. `+ M _! Z% @: bTEACHER: What are you talking about?
8 ~% `- e2 {) ^8 Z$ rDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. q% R8 R, |! ^TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.# I2 C/ ]! j& N' ~' j: N4 p' R
WINNIE: Me!
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! T# r* B8 E5 ?5 a% WTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?% a# T* S: D7 M# Q# P
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.2 F: f. b3 l, h# h+ g
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 w0 O7 L$ w! ^3 zMILLIE: I is..' ?* X5 y! g! p4 z( t
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 i* j2 F/ b1 C( r) P" p& i
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 0 |0 q# g% l/ T L
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- [5 x: H, D$ w, [% A
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 4 U' M/ b! ]. K$ W9 F* A
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- N4 J, A6 o/ l% Q' }% y' wTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?3 B: ^* [+ h, Y
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" y( J( B ]% E% ]TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?$ W1 ~3 L) T/ u9 |
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( A- Z$ x( B6 r( IHAROLD: A teacher
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