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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
e1 k, r+ {2 s: }( J1 G8 FMARIA: Here it is.
6 z* X8 M7 j( @0 Y1 m3 g) LTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?( l$ s% |7 H7 H
CLASS: Maria.
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' A& [8 N& r$ q bTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ \+ x* d& I9 v& jJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; ~/ }# q- Z, c- c* VTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
0 W- }. v& W" ]3 ^GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': W) m: |; o j* g @0 I/ }
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
% `+ ~5 B: Z8 I/ o* j- Y9 HGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 V/ C% {2 {+ |8 {2 p
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?* d4 T$ ^" ~1 X) h6 ]% @! c: s% ^5 `$ s9 W
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.! P- O* H% _' d, p' p
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.# c d8 O+ Y* x8 a! v
WINNIE: Me!2 N8 T1 n6 F# \+ n
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9 P1 x5 w% u4 c6 `) k. D) s/ GTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 C, t# _3 W" s7 |% f, SGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are." f2 ]2 n, ^& }2 D& i, `' ~6 c
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# u8 l n% i C" ^. B: _TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'- q t' W F2 g$ B9 u
MILLIE: I is..1 @+ ]$ [! E1 F) I* x$ U
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 x/ R/ ?. B3 R# `2 O; i2 ~% gMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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4 G/ ?, Y y& s3 x! [4 sTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" c3 ?6 Y( l* r, D
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. $ D- a o- A& e7 s: r1 E3 s
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% Q5 q- O. l3 z0 N/ xTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?, {- f" F! Q Z' i6 @+ C0 X
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, l. l3 R* l! a5 ACLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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