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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.. g: e9 C- Q: h2 A
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
4 ~" z2 t- N1 }7 Y2 @+ t) TThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."' U3 z$ u4 H$ l5 O9 J: L. a+ W5 c
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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