 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
0 |( r6 A8 Q+ a; `7 p# p( k"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
) S' g0 b- P! d0 uThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."( D& C6 \. t& f2 g7 H# L- m- I# J+ M6 P
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
|