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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.& W) P' q d/ L- h0 \( H$ e
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."4 n8 h) I2 S; s T- E5 ~
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."% m0 V; ` Q- Y4 y; w/ I5 A
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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