World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
, \2 w+ o3 d# bI make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
% t3 |0 R8 o* }3 d. d5 ?" aand make your champane bubble.
: P$ N; w6 k' m8 aIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:
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97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.
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So judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.