World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
; S2 Y3 p/ E; G: M5 pI make guys have to pee
6 F" a( ^+ A0 F' n7 k) W. }% V& ~and girls comb their hair.
( Z( ^$ L) r) K( |. x. O' lI make celebrities look stupid
4 S9 }7 O4 f! q+ o. rand normal people look like celebrities.
4 D1 o" R( f: F# U$ S0 x# P5 lI turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
/ `3 P1 M# G7 L" c6 yIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
: S' Y# m% j4 w: {8 sCan you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:
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/ {6 V! A, h, l4 W! j97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.
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So judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.