World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
+ c+ }3 G) F+ k! a/ j1 Oand I will make you cry.
$ O( W. X" F8 jI make guys have to pee
; Z5 _: U# ?9 x3 g' j2 [) J  i5 eand girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
) {0 l) {. Q; \+ e( p( r8 ?* o! pI turn pancakes brown
/ s$ M# s% s2 band make your champane bubble.
" G  }' r' V) J+ u: c$ EIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.

* H" U+ g! ?+ z% F: x6 @So judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.