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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.0 t+ d4 [8 z3 e$ v8 U7 T {
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: - u Q# {$ { j8 U9 b
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. J3 |. O7 L+ D
# p) K0 n! I" n3 D8 P( r9 kWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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4 ] h' v- ?+ S$ D, T$ g2 c- QThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did. Y- v) G& Y& K) E" y
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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/ q8 ^3 `2 j, W- l2 i+ KThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'5 x9 a3 c- Z( @; t! k$ D" u" w
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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发表于 2008-5-24 05:51
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