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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
* W" @0 i7 S S; t6 iAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'! V+ k/ `! d9 Q' w [# I" A
2 q/ m3 y1 N3 b) M# R/ b8 u' MThe Cowboy says:
; ]! m! t- C2 D, s'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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( A, `5 V3 z' O% E' LWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.- K9 `) c/ \ |
; q" z0 q J- N5 |5 aThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did. O0 z% f& F+ w
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'2 _" a7 @; q" c9 e! ~/ i
+ g: u( t) j* D8 W* E4 {! oSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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