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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.5 Y4 J I6 T: @8 |2 Q
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'' Z' i, L3 @ H
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The Cowboy says: / [3 _/ d6 f0 i
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.) ?, F! y" t+ r1 i& T. A9 b
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.', s+ |$ ?% _" l+ y
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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