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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
5 B* m, M4 ]3 z, C* AAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: % ?0 |+ F9 j; d: J0 d* B
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.2 S' F3 a0 q i+ R! s2 p0 P: e
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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4 Q' e. C! [! T: |- ~Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'/ `6 l3 `+ @1 c c, r
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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