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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure., A, K0 D3 K! _3 F8 b8 h
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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) f# o3 ?- h( Z1 z+ xThe Cowboy says: : Z' F* y* {9 \
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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! h# j' U1 p" U& E4 z( }# T1 d/ S/ BWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.+ [/ E2 k, d5 }! s& b4 B
# Q0 U: u) m( n) {3 m: YThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
3 L) Z: {0 F9 A6 |7 J YThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.8 k$ u3 a6 t1 k$ ? X
$ y5 B. i; n5 Y& r: b( G( Y0 KThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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( H0 }% `6 d& M$ Q |: kSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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