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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
0 ?& O9 I8 p7 g) @As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?', }5 o, u, h2 |' ^/ a7 V3 G5 G4 A
9 R0 {( O$ t( s1 q2 ]0 W6 i( M6 w/ ^The Cowboy says:
1 C5 e" h b+ l% I$ D2 N'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.' J8 E; Q5 j) N# V/ P3 R+ ?
4 D/ |" Z. G" Z1 V- pWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.9 w4 v" U! q( a$ \# ]" r
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
% h% X# n! b0 l1 ZThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.2 e$ T2 b' |% U3 H' N/ V& ]
( e5 b# _6 ~4 q" t+ MThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'9 h3 Z- s, z- I) F" L
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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