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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.( w# L H1 ?1 C
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'; U& j2 H8 d( _6 K
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The Cowboy says:
" V- ?3 O& }5 P; H* b6 @+ W'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.6 k$ n/ W1 G- G- O7 v8 f- V9 v
+ y; d4 r$ E- u8 N# }We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.9 J: H8 I* @4 X7 W; ?4 ?; L7 |
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.! A- {2 j; d* v0 n2 T
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.9 i5 ]( `: R# y% Q" @% w% D
8 n% Q7 X! [! i8 Q. ]6 VThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.': U% W. |8 z3 }+ ~
* g# X# V' \4 bSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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