An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra - y9 W" _1 W- c' F/ {( m* y# M# e4 _! u3 i$ o, Z
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'+ K; Q% R, i- y& h8 w
' g9 ~: A9 g/ T! n- l9 v; ?& Q'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 1 d+ b* W# L( B 5 l7 X1 @) u' e$ ybut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' }+ |) y1 X P) K+ j/ I
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. - k2 G' @+ k1 D% X* T4 [ 2 E( O( |0 G- R8 xI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'