An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra & ^* p+ g0 h' {1 n Z3 \( |$ I
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 0 O1 R" e Y# n/ A/ u2 { 7 U0 m7 n8 X% `4 u
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '% S8 A& y. c6 o
' o* _3 z/ ~8 J0 t+ s8 hbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 9 S8 A8 F. G$ X/ z/ ~ ) b- L1 ~, U4 a. w# l0 x9 p, b
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. . L! \2 g& C& w+ @* d ; N" d3 M# f- B6 XI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'