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' i5 M6 Z% i( W. ?* _& U0 G'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'& l. |5 s4 x6 P! u% t) K
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' . h+ w4 R, T8 s+ a: P$ G) y 5 t/ h0 i5 B! G7 ^% r. Zbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '4 K! B! ~* D: [. s u
% L0 Q0 Y o) G0 Y'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ; |) L: e' f0 i+ Q6 a- M/ r, h
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'