An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 5 ]% R# v/ j* A/ Q7 g 8 Y1 l! C5 H; \% _'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'# U. ~1 o& _+ W$ o5 {' i$ ]+ i
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ; m$ V+ a M7 n1 K3 p- v0 f. }8 G8 c2 E/ T* V+ l' [
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '% i% O' u5 W$ {. R- t) N/ G% U
8 V( N; `/ k/ Q: h2 Q: ]# g'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 3 z, e5 s, R p/ `) I) E6 I: j7 G6 [$ n) V5 ]
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'