An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra / r" S C# u5 y7 {1 @4 P' M! d. r* G7 R! B, }) S+ F1 ^
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'3 e; C2 ]: K) t! H; C: @3 t/ k3 j
5 W! e) g p3 s- a5 s9 S' Q: q'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ': ]& S% z% T- r; R+ u9 @
: h0 h+ B6 X( q3 G& P% r( N: ebut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' Y1 w4 R$ @7 h8 z
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 5 z. X) Q" c' S9 Q+ j C* o+ w( @( L. e% ]" i* s [/ f6 S# e
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'