An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ' d$ ~$ C7 c( D% D7 q/ C+ q% i, R4 g, ]1 B5 ]
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' & R J& n9 q$ B4 A% l/ \ " W0 K O: x. X! R" x6 S
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '+ f1 P# O+ `! v& x, I4 J
0 F6 z4 k+ r, b! gbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '% [8 Y/ A8 W0 N! g
4 j0 F1 F% ?9 D' }! D b'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. & x/ h* L Y& E- P7 ]" V/ I2 k1 y; k2 [
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'