An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra , ^) |: r5 p5 k( n
/ W% h Q; n' H6 x* b" ^' w) d'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 2 a8 W7 P2 m1 m0 l( |" D' D) o w$ g6 I; @' `5 U2 }
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '. h0 A# t/ T! L1 B7 M& N: C8 e2 D- d; E
+ \8 w5 g% P* P8 G! ybut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' ! m+ G5 N9 m/ t9 G& F 7 @+ ?3 G- r1 r1 z8 A- S
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. , r1 i9 D7 e# N% w6 i& @ 7 o1 S9 [, i& K1 [I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'