BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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6 q; Y6 H  h" m6 A# N6 E& l'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '

but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
/ a0 n8 m4 S# E. _'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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. w7 P, r2 C* }I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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