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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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9 s' l' W8 f1 ?7 uThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.0 l! ^4 F: V4 ^( B9 j2 S1 o% v3 ?
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.) o1 O v; ?8 q t- V
1 s4 X5 w* f: @+ H: M, T- eThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:! G6 e3 k% Y2 e( e
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.3 r G5 {9 R3 t8 v
% }0 d5 ^% Z) J6 B6 RThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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3 \$ d! U/ z4 n( `# |9 e9 K0 CThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.$ ]8 b/ k7 A8 `6 @6 _
" J) y, H; d W& lBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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