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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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" Y- |8 B& I9 E4 \- r8 C5 OThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. i7 H# p3 z! K
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:0 M, p5 B1 Y2 w; A% M% D
2 ~ V$ W% [" V0 @5 sWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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0 e$ A2 g2 t y# }Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.+ y3 v( O: Y4 |
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."4 O' a. h+ V @* m6 v
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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