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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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- v. k, Z- ?1 C/ Q. ^+ ^, C  ~That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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- u4 h$ [4 c0 E* B: |. LNo response.* Z) m% }$ K  G

1 Q, N" ?7 C! c4 X% ~( K4 x. F! xSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
3 f: p! T* I% U) I  lrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"5 M' D( R9 e+ ~" C
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Still no response.  R) Y+ |; z7 T# U$ a# \: T$ g
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife; J$ e+ y0 E8 t2 {4 I; ?& E8 i$ z
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"6 y6 m2 ^+ G( V) B7 a1 k: X. ^
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Again he gets no response.
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for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"( M+ M  `% F/ p
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. [. g8 c# V- d4 ~& V. s! l"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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