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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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+ P; n* g N7 c5 [+ K( g) bThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."7 C6 N& K1 z- N$ j. N1 T
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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& G* S6 F4 s% t9 H$ d& @6 p, FThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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5 l! c4 ~" k X9 L& i/ S! i; jNo response.
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, F7 Z' O6 N8 k z' CSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and/ J! B2 B& F. B8 e& z
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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D- e1 P+ Z7 F W6 K3 VStill no response.$ C) k( e+ q3 r; f1 t1 g
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife, K7 k0 @1 g5 ?
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"2 ^+ o; H& v7 d, e" M
8 m! g4 X$ g2 r0 z* T1 yAgain he gets no response." _1 @/ J0 t2 Q6 n. e8 Q
' }+ {8 j: I1 R6 y# p3 w d3 u0 n7 YSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
, N5 s: a; `1 N F& l& P- efor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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% ]3 d! u) b/ {* q) W(I just love this)
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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