Sex life after marriage

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Sex life after marriage
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. Q! e& b+ b/ @% ^' i( u3 FA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.

8 [) H1 Y4 j7 w( l6 f5 e- QThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."

' F  N; x) Y$ C, p, R5 pThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.

, d4 M0 }% W' \. j8 A' I6 o: {Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."

So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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1 [' o: T7 ^8 l4 E( p+ CAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."

The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"

eagle2008

lington

That's a good one, sweetie

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