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+ O7 U; I2 F( K2 r; j, S! T/ s8 lA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." / `; p8 _5 o2 Q' V @ ?
1 j4 t. k" n# _' @: zThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. ) ?) m9 X: k, O
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." ( U9 H* g- g8 L2 l5 @9 I
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." ) `* X. `' |& b1 K5 |
5 Z: \! z# S% i$ h! i7 W, vThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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