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' w( A# l+ C' W! a0 aA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. ; r: j# r" N0 W4 }/ [6 G
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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6 L, e7 O- A/ a- W6 r. j9 o @The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 2 p! [; |* K% a6 E E" x5 K8 B
3 ~" l* @) v9 D" }* \# eAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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( f# q; l9 v8 n8 C# v5 s* u+ f1 ?The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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