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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. * L. x0 \, G# ^* x
/ X+ r0 f `3 \( G, XThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." / p2 F+ o3 @: V/ j; l! g" {" k1 o. F
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 5 N) y5 p* u) s) u
* s; K9 a9 z0 K* z* yThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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: m. c' W! }! }6 h4 ?So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 4 z- Z: |& Z7 w/ A% ]
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." & Q* m2 ?6 P) y, }; J# P7 Q
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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