 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
c; c6 H9 W2 s* i% ^
A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
* J/ ], ?3 |/ d3 ?
. X. C5 A7 L0 XThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
- c6 J" J/ T+ O. T* h c& _
: |2 a t1 V/ x3 {: z$ YThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 0 r) V- m& |6 `& _# V2 V7 x
0 w% p. P% v; ?6 x" jThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." . v- }3 k2 g$ o
: s1 g% |3 @9 M' \6 M# ^So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
+ W% h: X( _# l5 f0 Q" ?9 m0 k6 ^& ?: Q R9 Z
After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
% Y& }4 b* o, Y; _; k2 Y8 @
8 d2 x- w& I8 `" A2 }8 m3 |5 y& ?4 rThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
