Sex life after marriage

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Sex life after marriage

- ^6 ~$ D3 ?" l! P# DA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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) g0 _7 C8 o4 v; M, n+ QThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.

9 C: G0 r1 Z# `- }6 w' fThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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2 s$ n! y4 m; o- U. G: f& YSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."

* ^3 O0 D8 H% X' Z1 b  w: ~6 EThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"

eagle2008

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That's a good one, sweetie

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心跳呼吸正常

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