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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 3 |1 r# V, d0 X) I6 _& W3 F
( p7 A* B2 I7 F8 dACURA: : K& P3 Q/ J' h$ n
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
- H* F% {9 H0 rAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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3 P- ^8 A( p( H* o$ {4 E3 A: e9 BAMC: # H. `- B. _" y$ p' v
All Makes Combined 4 R7 e9 z2 z4 M0 K7 L
A Major Cost ! r6 H* U N2 |& L' z7 S
A Mutated Car
* T2 |# _! h- j0 x7 G# dA Morons Car
& N8 l+ S W) S" O3 y7 N& }2 e; J. EAnother Major Catastrophe ' F3 ^9 t( b; Y& y! v
A Man's Car % r' g* Z3 Q; t+ G
A Miss Conception
: t1 \8 U6 V2 j1 L) x" b; d2 l0 JAll Muscle Car
0 x# }& Z. Q: `4 V9 WAll Most Car
, r" V: ^3 R; D7 [ r: s) y# TAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 7 j5 N4 ]; y/ i' T5 g' h7 X, P
Automotive Mental Cruelty 4 z* f0 Q u7 `2 B& p- u. _7 ^
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
' l1 D+ v! i' j |: p5 wAccelerates Under Demonic Influence , t h8 [+ o9 c' S7 j0 K
Automobile Under Demonic Influence ( i! m F/ J+ r3 k d$ o
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention # g( M( j5 A8 H2 n3 s) H% d
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
% l7 U: }/ b9 Q. W( Q! a+ cAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. : W5 f( [7 @% b+ L: \ q9 s
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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8 S, Y- c# ^! O0 i @/ zBMW:
, H) O# V1 c% W$ J* LBig Money Works " H+ F6 B% _7 |& I9 h- B5 D" u
Bought My Wife
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Break My Window
' E# q, U6 m+ V9 HBreak My Windshield " U) H7 ]( u3 q# p( r
Babbling Mechanical Wench ( Y6 ~1 R% J, x, r9 }9 R7 r( \
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
$ y# Y6 g5 [+ V. O4 b% U; }Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
- q: S$ m6 K4 m8 f+ o% uBeautiful Mechanical Wonder & i' v0 Q4 X6 p q# A1 |
Barely Moving Wreck
# O. p m$ I9 c# ~. m/ hBig Money Waste
, u o! q$ R0 O1 M/ K& m* p( EBig Money. Why? 5 F1 F* Z9 x+ ?9 v, T
Big Money Works ! e7 O; z9 y/ N
Born Moderately Wealthy 8 d8 d5 t: k8 a2 d
Breaks Most Wrenches
3 x2 w& S1 T- D, ~. O# GBring Many Wrenches 6 i* v1 o8 i3 B7 J0 b
Brings Me Women
* c, @2 _+ j1 j: E; ?( @Brings More Women 6 {9 l) }4 |& ] F* W8 v
Broken Money Waster
( r. j" S. V0 VBroke My Wallet
6 v, y7 S+ s [# T4 j* Y' fBroken Monstrous Wonder ) B5 ~2 h9 ^1 ~5 `4 q, U. [
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
{9 \2 H w2 J4 o% Z2 \Blasphemous Motorized Wreck / j4 O9 _- z3 e* @; b' z9 ^4 ^
Bavarian Manure Wagon & L3 E7 O1 w: r6 M; O
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BUICK: ) _" M% }; c5 V/ I7 I* I! @( y% g
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ! I: {) h' \$ n& J& v( c- R
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 9 o: O% s( l! [, A- I r
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Camaro: . g2 i3 s" Y* S- o: F
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
% N' q1 ^0 k( S: @Can't America Make A Real One? $ Z/ y2 w6 l% m* m8 q
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
, I) R6 w' [& p- o# _2 l; dCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
4 \% @: M: I. W6 w1 W N+ DCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
8 }) i3 |4 C2 U- D, D- ACheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
( [% O( S& K7 ?1 }# u5 k- i( RCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
( W: `5 B+ R7 t( W6 GConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
( j6 O4 h$ w/ G tCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: : h1 ]9 ^5 L+ @9 N& \
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere $ S0 p/ O b+ L3 t8 i+ A, m
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
; x# k% X9 c6 \* e' M8 G! gDead Old Dog Going East
! g5 F$ j7 a( @3 i1 a r2 DDead On Day Guarantee Expires + D6 s, \: s( S. m0 r
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
. x" S( ~$ \. D$ Q/ y: C, nDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 0 Q8 {! [& H, ?% L6 [/ |1 [
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
: W, @8 R+ n7 W9 d6 q! z6 b4 FDear Old Dads Garage Experiment ! h6 \; y; A& f0 [ M4 ]' a
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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5 g$ D; q( N( T0 Y1 O: F4 qEDSEL: 0 ^* `8 {" Q3 [( a$ M
Every Day Something Else Leaks " Z' A2 _4 ]0 J' t8 H. X1 ]- m! n$ ~
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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) J( p% F( m. b6 \, R# _: e9 f. yFIAT:
, X" x7 [ Q6 |7 I! l; ^5 M0 | g- nFailure in Italian Automotive Technology # \$ E1 f2 m0 |! P9 v' H
Fix It Again, Tony 5 ~3 M" V+ W4 ~
Fix It All the Time
) e0 N9 f" }" R: ]3 _Found In A Toilet ; S7 b' ]) c; Y; {
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation + n! ~$ h Y- {# h! [; h
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FORD:
- ~/ b9 f' m: Z0 g1 PFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
# l5 }3 }# N. U. Z/ sFix Or Repair Daily
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2 f" I! I0 e# U5 cFast Only Rolling Downhill 6 p, N; c! A) U8 Z9 A) k* T; P
First On Race Day 3 e+ Q, y; C6 A2 \
First On Recall Day 3 e' j1 b9 Q) e Q- y. T
Fabricated Of Refried Dung l' u3 ]: a+ v
Fails On Rainy Days
- U& c( D& Z- E y& g8 X) z) YFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
. S4 W* U$ S. S# N/ \+ |* sFatally Obese Redneck Driver 5 S) k, L& [3 O6 Z2 k1 j+ b
Fault Of R&D
6 `$ }: u! w/ gFinally Obsolete Racing Device
8 ?' q# c+ ~+ f0 W3 o5 w2 O$ O: fFireball On Rear Denting
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First On Rust and Deterioration . G$ U1 B# }4 ~# o b4 o
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
* Q: o4 q) k QFlipping Over Results in Death 5 _ I- B1 X+ [$ `+ ^% }% @
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster / \- d4 }4 G* q5 r b
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
: H) l/ E" s8 t6 gFoot On Road Decelerates ]% k9 T' _! ^* y( t, R. v4 Z
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
6 c, u1 |* H' VFormed Of Rejected DNA ; ~7 f" }) S2 |8 v6 w+ I
Forwarded Once; Return Denied # D. @$ ?5 {0 y: F
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
* W) w8 V, [+ U( J3 yForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin . u* o# B, C P' j7 w5 K3 n
Fork Over Repair Dough $ d0 l# A" N% Z6 C
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
9 V `2 r5 {( @Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
! c* A7 U+ r. i) {7 c8 QFree Or Reduced Drastically # K8 \0 g; A6 p, y7 ^! }2 ^3 z
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
7 g, {; p" y* v# W. XFumes and Odors Readily Detectable ; I4 t0 W$ g. F! O O* t* u) }( L Z
Funny Old Rattling Dump _! W0 t* R/ @: s# p
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
* u" }1 M0 o4 T# @* Z8 _Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
; W' {; s" i1 A; g8 WFound Out-Right Dangerous
8 R1 R2 K' F6 v# M/ ?8 CFuture Of Racings Delight
8 P3 U+ `4 G7 Z9 [(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot - r: v$ [* l" s/ ?7 q# s+ T
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability - w x \) J3 k/ A
Lots To Do v3 j- [# U# D/ P- I
Looses Transmissions Daily 8 K# w! R+ T% O9 V b5 H
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: 9 F1 m1 ~( b9 c1 @. s' W, u# r; [
General Maintenance
# h7 m, y9 E0 IGreat Mistake 3 {, g. j3 e' n6 F3 M
Garbage Motors - @: S0 K1 V/ k, }
Generally Miserable
0 r: f, W1 B' T3 wGrossly Misconceived 6 F1 t N! y7 ~, D4 O l+ `5 N
Gluteus Maximus
& e! _# t9 h! B E* e1 p) m1 @8 ]% dGood Money % ]; y" i/ q! V- y
Goofy's Manufacturing , @# i; w) L4 m p
Gone Mental
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GMC: M0 k: f8 O B: w
Grief & Misery Combined
& c0 F" M9 Z0 l4 k YGarage Man's Companion , x A% l1 M3 O/ h
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
9 B" n& \3 U7 e# g; sGenerally Mediocre Cars " f7 u/ D* k9 G5 b
Get More Chicks
$ C3 c9 t7 E: K9 x6 i# {3 [& IGets Mechanics Crazy % |) o$ Q' t7 b& h: c* f+ ^* b
Gods Mechanical Curse
- n$ L+ e1 Q; E" cGot More Crap
3 x5 J0 x2 o! W6 h* q/ e+ R2 H/ nGreat Mountain Climber ! {" V/ E; _' o3 d% b" ?
Great Motor Car
7 A Z( i- Z: v h) FGod Made Chevy # g, ^# g5 d5 _4 F* W! A
Good Moron Car 3 J- M$ ]; H0 {: a$ R
Got Mine Cheap ' b4 J8 f1 z3 ^. _9 Y0 L& H
Get My Checkbook 8 t# y9 {( i: O. F$ \7 a) G
Gone Mad Corp. 6 _& R' P5 `! d& Z
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Gas, Tires, Oil E6 d N: Y x4 R) N5 G
Get Tools Out 3 b0 ^/ {4 f' P) d
Get To Onramp
1 u3 N. X% f& Z/ j9 OGood To Own
8 T4 V& F( L# }8 M* }/ t4 PGet The Others
2 V7 m* p, A8 i* l- _0 `- R/ Q1 pGenerally Trashed Out ) A7 B8 V5 g' e. f/ X' g: y) S
Good Time Out / h# y2 b0 B3 w( v' }
Gone To Overdrive ; Q* h7 R4 t. Y) A7 l
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HONDA:
- t# n$ ^. c- y. e. H6 S4 aHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
4 |1 _7 B5 } g9 t( {Had One Never Did Again
! [' ]% f0 D6 S! o# J' w9 A, W1 \Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
! x0 I- U! A* e6 z) e" f+ @Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
8 x* f9 r6 {' YHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
" R- `1 E8 Q4 A' P9 W* P. H- FHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
: t1 S/ `" t' x- Z0 J6 lHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ! a8 A2 r- `* |8 J4 f- \. x
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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* W2 Y/ q" L% ?3 a0 N* cHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 2 Y- ~; u9 @! O/ G7 s% e' x0 K
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JEEP: 5 Q3 ^+ h! k) r+ l$ s7 Q" ^; I
Just Eats Every Part
" W" Q8 d* L0 H4 MJust Empty Every Pocket
6 _( G2 H- y. eJunk Engineering Executed Poorly . @5 x! u, H! w3 Z. ?6 y
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
- y% S, v/ X2 c2 x1 eJinxed Engine has Extra Parts 3 t. b5 C/ |9 y- J7 ?
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* B+ j* V+ e; C' D- c2 lKick It Around * g5 [# y$ Y" L8 }
Kick It Again
. E+ m3 E5 n0 e/ r4 ?: H' sKilled In Action
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% W7 |# ^) z0 w mLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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5 W3 \. L; q2 ?" z/ N: p5 a# Y4 AMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler * ~8 m6 I9 n( J- a, J
Mostly Garaged 1 ?# {4 ], X; x& j' ~, T
Major Goof
; s* m! u* M* A0 ]; w2 R) NMGB: Might Go Backwards 2 N0 c H4 A1 p* O; H
MGB: Might Go, But . . . # j" Y4 `0 [9 |) g( t2 C* P
MGB: Motor Going Bad % ], O; ]) v; Z4 }7 y
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR 1 Z' e j: E9 A/ ^6 g
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 0 m/ D; d1 N D F M) @
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ) ?8 u" C0 M9 ^. n6 s8 I. N
Most Often Passed At Races , R& ` b8 s# B+ R
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
4 M t1 K5 g0 j2 W) \3 _Move Over People Are Racing
: F% @5 e0 o& J& } P; OMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
1 u: S1 D" t) ]My Old Pig Ain't Running
& I; H5 @! u3 Q1 Y4 L/ E1 ?$ HMy Only Problems Are Repairs
3 ^# M% Y. Z7 T9 X9 T5 F8 lMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
2 u2 b' ^: F( |4 _1 PMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
% X2 O0 k5 p" x9 ^Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
) G: L0 f; {: LMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
( d. @: [3 t$ r0 i6 {/ l6 ?Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
* i9 t5 R0 P% n: ^Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO ( Y# k1 @5 C, ?( ~$ x5 l. C& A
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OLDSMOBILE: % B7 V. E# x6 n
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
{" [. l0 T' F5 X9 j3 @; wOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment % [2 g b4 f/ `
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, f/ {% G) b2 h- NPINTO:
( G0 V! m7 `' r4 NPut In Nickel To Operate 8 Y, i0 d5 }* j& L' z6 o& o+ ]
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook + P0 n2 b; h8 O P+ Y0 O
Put In New Transmission Often
! Q5 C0 w: m0 Z! J3 N/ E7 {Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: ; {* m6 p5 g* |8 L
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car # v& J' d8 b( ~8 Y+ {, q
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 4 r* s0 z; S! \3 Z6 z
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3 r# h5 A Y5 o" L( e; xPORSCHE: 1 K) o c1 ?! @% z. `! C
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything * @# p- Q; B9 `
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough ( X6 p7 l5 ~; x* a
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Send Another Automobile Back 3 Q0 `, M' ^6 c" ^. b" Q8 o. M
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown , j5 u/ s+ g3 o4 {8 ~* X6 j
Sad Attempt At Beauty
, |$ B# D# _; g0 ^Sorry Auto, Always Broken
1 b, s5 e& L$ [1 ~6 P) gShape Appears Ass-Backwards 4 M9 N2 d+ D1 {/ G2 i$ \
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! w- i) e6 M2 W* m- Y: rSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually + ^8 p: @" a, F
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto " w6 M! g: u( U" Z* r5 ^& C
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
) F4 d! U: K/ f0 W r- _5 F$ }% \) ]% mThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
# l* Q9 l. Z" A3 ]( E5 ~. m. tThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
2 K3 B2 ~- I4 U5 j: n$ q# FTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required ) }# x( X0 j, o l) y
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 4 H" R+ q; M3 G3 {* s$ v6 }
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Vintage Wreck
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