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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
# h3 p& e V. D# M$ ?/ pAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ' Z: v5 ~) A+ w p" |7 ~- p+ F3 i0 j
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 8 Z! ?, q( J8 `
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All Makes Combined + H1 o1 I8 i( E8 P9 u
A Major Cost 1 ~1 m2 j/ H' U( `$ F! I
A Mutated Car 5 B& z/ g. l4 V8 ], j+ Q( ^0 u
A Morons Car 2 J2 P8 T9 Q/ i. S7 f
Another Major Catastrophe
7 l+ a; L5 b' qA Man's Car , m0 K9 @3 j4 N3 N$ q/ P* ^4 B4 D
A Miss Conception
' Z6 V! x1 L5 X0 f* M& DAll Muscle Car & g. |( ^9 Q3 ]3 w% e- G- c
All Most Car * k7 a) O# P( E6 H
Annoying Mechanics Constantly . B+ R. x5 s, D& }0 o$ t' U
Automotive Mental Cruelty 9 r- _! u1 t1 f- k/ b/ R! y
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1 {! j7 D! s6 I( }# i2 NAUDI: - ]1 l- q! r% w! G% |
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
+ k$ U9 i Y; q( E& |Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
& `, o0 _8 s" l& Z: e/ lAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
/ ]# S2 m0 U$ j XAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention " F4 Z. G$ \6 D
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ) Q( L1 n/ r) W& C
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
. E; c/ i+ n; p) z: FAll Unnecessary Devices Installed + Q- P8 l/ I2 U
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BMW:
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Bought My Wife ( e+ q* R4 I# h
Brutal Money Waster
\, I& |/ j' v1 b) R- f2 U i( _Break My Window % E8 h, D" s" h. v+ w* o
Break My Windshield 8 _2 B. h5 T G+ _
Babbling Mechanical Wench 7 E6 }% f! d+ t- ?" U! q
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
, i8 [& o# _% r Q F( ]9 p% VBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels / }1 o7 F4 K$ \4 q& p1 w
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
% @% s6 \/ o9 JBarely Moving Wreck
* g* U2 _# I* N# b+ _# ?Big Money Waste
1 j' c8 c6 C# s$ Q* G1 m+ J, qBig Money. Why?
4 I& ~0 J1 v3 g$ k# y5 \5 uBig Money Works
/ |: u+ {+ K. hBorn Moderately Wealthy 7 |' l* K2 ?6 X: }
Breaks Most Wrenches
1 I- X, u# W. H: `5 C7 g( u5 hBring Many Wrenches
1 Z* x0 S! q3 U' g+ aBrings Me Women
3 T$ \* B8 _3 r/ B0 e- x, |% W- oBrings More Women
! K( O8 ?% `7 n7 S" MBroken Money Waster
- A2 `4 I, @8 F+ V3 P' D# e: h$ y9 rBroke My Wallet
! T% y3 }- O; r9 o2 I6 Z5 ^Broken Monstrous Wonder
: [+ C, L* V6 k! P$ lBumbling Mechanical Wretch 5 q) [$ }! S4 s: q2 b8 C
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
( G/ _# X$ c7 K) [! xBavarian Manure Wagon
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1 C% T& @7 K9 P/ w+ z# l; c6 uBUICK:
3 n) w+ g7 E: B4 M& GBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
& ]( i3 i! \: O3 K! O+ {3 s U QBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King ! E% G5 B. W6 W \) H/ }: G
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Camaro: # W5 X e. |6 C6 L
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
9 B" K2 f7 e( e- R# u" x# ~Can't America Make A Real One? 5 |8 A* T& ^3 `3 r
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
: u- F- X B7 v4 ~3 @, k! D) \Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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- y# b* x& t6 a/ Y" ~CHEVROLET: 3 H& W; P) G7 k5 ]9 l
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips + F+ F1 L1 O) Q. `. E! T
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 8 o3 u* H% P9 V" f, l
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
[3 \. r0 Z7 H* \* }6 iConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques - z4 ]6 G8 N. `5 I$ D
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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9 V# p; D: p" D/ eDODGE:
. ^, |6 E) r; UDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* v' ^! c) I# k& uDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
8 i8 i7 w" U% @& F6 m7 X# qDead Old Dog Going East
1 \! |# Y# m: w, v! w4 n& \, aDead On Day Guarantee Expires * p. X7 z# M+ ^( @# \0 Q; Y* x
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
" r0 H$ W: c. K" x( aDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 5 K9 F1 e: @7 C3 b
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
& L9 @+ @* Y0 L! ~8 qDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
" }: g* t8 H+ HDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 9 |% B; j2 L$ ?! D; Y3 W
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8 @3 V) ]2 B6 ^8 r$ F" y2 fEDSEL: * A9 \( N+ t; v2 {
Every Day Something Else Leaks 2 E3 r( W0 [+ [7 e& w, E! n
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs % J, o7 n f( G/ p3 l* M
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FIAT: 0 U9 ~1 k5 s6 }9 n6 D4 {# }
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
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: g P' z+ K1 W( c- T( ~* [ Q) yFix It All the Time 6 s+ p4 y$ |8 w
Found In A Toilet , n: L+ w6 h' e2 j9 f
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation & d3 b- k% @) }4 I
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FORD:
) C9 A1 H7 r" |3 mFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
" Y5 _, r2 D. u" M" ZFix Or Repair Daily
9 d K( w; M: ~" |& Y4 lFound On Road Dead
2 U6 b# i2 z* k. s* p7 g1 S& M% t/ @Fast Only Rolling Downhill
8 k2 @: J! F6 e7 W4 y) j! @# x; @First On Race Day " S \3 w/ X/ N+ \4 D
First On Recall Day
1 @; X6 n2 B! I+ d- F2 n- Z' ]5 CFabricated Of Refried Dung
9 s3 G/ Z* k3 u- WFails On Rainy Days h5 l9 I9 a6 E6 _; g" i$ p
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
8 @( ?+ A: P Q% _Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
7 \' F: [7 |% Z2 s& d- qFault Of R&D
8 T. i9 O; d$ Z3 [, p$ kFinally Obsolete Racing Device
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First On Road to Dump
' i6 J5 @* f( j: E+ \First On Rust and Deterioration
; ^( G, Q, P! w7 m* V7 i/ _7 lFix Or Recycle Dilemma
- Z/ R7 e/ R3 u4 i1 UFlipping Over Results in Death
4 X" r/ O; W, k: FFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
, n" g2 D8 q9 n2 P- V" v6 NFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
" W8 i9 F) n3 I/ ~* R' g5 uFoot On Road Decelerates
7 @! N A% _8 X4 [/ r( RForced On Reluctant Drivers , B- c- p' j+ [0 F* \! I
Formed Of Rejected DNA
* u7 W$ Z/ ?4 g( ?% z) A) BForwarded Once; Return Denied
V, L- P6 i) m( R) m; M8 bForward Only; Reverse Defective
0 \* l/ O5 D$ v: o2 H3 T" N' e% J. SForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ) e( _# @8 }$ x
Fork Over Repair Dough : Q! b+ o2 J" X% b
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
+ \/ h9 @* E- w9 XFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
( Z x# F- @1 O" V7 |, K5 NFree Or Reduced Drastically 9 ~" A/ [ w- d/ ?
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
" i, H( ]) k1 {3 ?' r, i( nFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
% C S# T( l/ `, w: n& |Funny Old Rattling Dump
( Y' M( b6 c$ p. y" {! L5 HForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) : m2 ` k; L1 w1 ]' m4 ` b W* Y
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 3 n2 E. n+ T) u# Z9 O
Found Out-Right Dangerous
" U$ m$ v* z: d1 r8 t$ rFuture Of Racings Delight % e* C; R: M, e+ U
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
1 e4 C4 o" B& y, W2 T(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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9 h, y7 \7 F- N. c3 e* WLacks Total Dependability
: s4 M" M3 Q- O4 q! }Lots To Do 6 p9 ^1 F( R; O8 ~
Looses Transmissions Daily 0 r9 g0 g# B% r( S( `4 k
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance " E& o0 G! ^# O! p; a+ {
Great Mistake % a0 U. i1 S+ T9 Y
Garbage Motors
3 ]% a% W$ {' W5 mGenerally Miserable \' j0 V, |# U% h/ e0 j' l5 ~
Grossly Misconceived
$ s4 e* U) s% h3 a) JGluteus Maximus
, k9 E2 d& p. Y7 P- [Good Money
, Y# j4 _/ H1 z' P' G) R4 J$ DGoofy's Manufacturing
; P& C4 I- c3 F. O/ C- sGone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined ( m7 \$ x9 q3 \1 A5 n3 U1 a
Garage Man's Companion " E8 d3 @2 e' T0 ~
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
/ q% T n/ N+ k, X, y0 q) iGenerally Mediocre Cars
8 o9 s0 O1 t% QGet More Chicks % p$ q6 o- ~9 G2 d- Q
Gets Mechanics Crazy
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Got More Crap # ~6 r% ~1 ^3 u. [' B
Great Mountain Climber
9 `( G4 P, a2 e; m: G, Y. `6 @' lGreat Motor Car
# Q' l7 w+ M$ M1 z, p4 ]' q6 IGod Made Chevy
% @0 J7 a% j% w$ {Good Moron Car ! k* S- f' Q9 ]% d! z5 `0 R% u/ O$ E
Got Mine Cheap
# ~& ~& u) h( ]5 D9 ~3 i3 eGet My Checkbook
9 @$ q! n* N3 r4 O# t* T0 N1 UGone Mad Corp. 1 U. J. ^/ B- V! F% y8 s3 c0 [ G% S
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GTO:
7 J& S0 m: f A% j% L ?6 OGas, Tires, Oil ( r" e$ z# S$ ]4 l" J/ @" Q) L& F
Get Tools Out , u( G( q [- t
Get To Onramp
3 g; D& I" C# }( L. K, IGood To Own
$ t- Z( b+ o2 }7 u3 lGet The Others
l3 v% D" H2 ]. E7 K" l5 G7 f: EGenerally Trashed Out
1 c) f& i% X2 i' VGood Time Out ( g/ w5 c7 r# z6 H1 g% ] m
Gone To Overdrive & f+ T; F7 s0 Q+ W; `# p! ~* S3 r
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HONDA: 4 K0 \1 x O3 ~6 w; p7 N! ]
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
) ]2 t. \0 F6 v8 f: UHad One Never Did Again ' b: O" [) L$ K$ i/ t% M
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
5 H6 \' Q( ]+ D! i: E: N$ FHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
" k0 R' I0 X7 t* GHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles # t( i1 F+ E1 N* w
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration & O, O0 o% Z; ^6 Z6 d2 H
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 5 b1 S9 x( C' N* W% E: r/ O2 Y
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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/ s; F: e+ R. @2 I# mHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: + T7 f/ x2 F9 F' k4 k1 e$ e3 X
Just Eats Every Part ) c5 J) c2 }! d% |- ~6 W
Just Empty Every Pocket
$ n: l8 I+ @/ IJunk Engineering Executed Poorly * Y1 v* b/ W9 ]8 q+ ~1 l
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 7 ]% f8 b6 I9 i, K
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts . \& P3 l7 m, E" |
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KIA: ; @4 f& W D3 J
Kick It Around 3 g. t9 W6 C0 q! |( R
Kick It Again & n; [ U# ?; v/ H5 A; Q
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
: o, G3 \: X# t3 n8 k( E% tMoney Guzzler
( S% h. z# K5 C2 I* ]Mostly Garaged * t3 ^$ O; H, o9 f
Major Goof 1 T# l- K6 v$ P3 a% H. g
MGB: Might Go Backwards 1 k. G0 H) k5 w6 y4 X( u- c- l
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
8 K0 P: O7 B# |! Z9 d& K r8 zMGB: Motor Going Bad
. f$ x ]/ T" V, {9 A7 iMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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- `/ F3 C7 {4 vMOPAR
/ W$ ?+ _ M" n" W5 E0 B hMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly ) D3 F& L, G( _2 ?$ p6 y4 Z
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 3 Z& B" _; W/ U( ^8 k
Most Often Passed At Races 2 C/ H$ i, X7 o. n" j3 U: e
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
0 S% ]/ I4 s7 ]2 Z1 kMove Over People Are Racing ( o! Z3 }* c9 v+ W
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
0 Z$ i! H: j H4 P7 dMy Old Pig Ain't Running 0 ?2 L' Z' L# j! @
My Only Problems Are Repairs
2 ] }8 o3 q( I1 N0 W( a7 B" H1 K dMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement / A8 x) v- [& `4 M" h# b& X' [
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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, _( V( ~6 p* {( PMUSTANG:
! d) @8 _! ~; lMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ( a' ^, X, v. k1 F1 a5 s
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
% b) w Z( U* m8 l- vMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
# W# T. j q5 T& x) |9 @Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO % c- w) {/ \$ D% i4 b2 F
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B5 d2 t! A7 C4 h5 SOLDSMOBILE: ' @8 q: p4 r2 V! S) M5 A Y% i
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ; n! `" E( R- b, Y* O8 h4 d
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: % l$ F2 u8 [! r3 T
Put In Nickel To Operate 9 e2 ?+ {4 p j! h4 |
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 8 y% \; a' F6 ^# R) f
Put In New Transmission Often 0 O+ Q4 g+ ^2 Z9 i& x) z
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: $ h& Z6 c* R& d2 L; ?( o5 }; |
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car - {9 _' t- c& m! |/ F1 }* h
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 9 ^/ @" ~$ V+ ?0 v. `# k
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: Z! ^4 w; \: I0 [3 @0 fPORSCHE:
0 m# R% J, u5 ?- O; [Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
, M6 O5 l5 M+ d9 z5 b& v1 y5 p) YPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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5 o3 S* ` m6 P: H7 dSend Another Automobile Back & H$ N1 P, b2 ^+ s6 ^# u
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
, M: l5 J9 w# lSad Attempt At Beauty ! J1 P, H+ [5 U$ p$ \3 o; O
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
: K" X! F" @- [8 S& uShape Appears Ass-Backwards + J2 {* w; j2 G$ B) S8 h) G
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
% v7 V. b( V2 vToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 3 _$ A- K# e* O
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass Z( V9 S" K% \1 o$ }
The One You Ought To Avoid & N8 P8 m( X1 v; w0 T; ^1 N$ g
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
/ a0 t: w: t+ N" UTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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: Y7 P# z7 F% U: M2 y# {VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object % S V) y- {' Z" U9 K( E
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VW:
6 w3 d6 F7 {2 I1 p. ?Vintage Wreck 7 k9 }" H: d* j/ d% g1 X, l' A8 U3 T
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