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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- ; R& H* X# F; A3 ?
7 N+ M3 [/ d2 E/ ] yACURA:
. P( }; B# Q+ b7 K! e! v. bAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
6 W! h2 D8 q* }, qAsia's Curse Upon Rural America ) }% u' B) d! F4 A* T
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; y5 N2 T% `3 K* n: uAMC: ; |/ p: B9 A$ l7 s
All Makes Combined * M+ `% S/ R, R- j% T. Z3 E
A Major Cost
6 \" m8 N- ?* S5 MA Mutated Car
0 h+ B) n( X4 |- qA Morons Car
, Y5 L$ J. \ X/ ^0 c4 s pAnother Major Catastrophe
( _ \! ?. L2 n2 ^6 H. p- jA Man's Car
& T3 M4 S* b$ f" {# p7 X+ M' D) _A Miss Conception 2 U' p; f+ Z: D. w0 K2 N
All Muscle Car
. t9 w. S6 ]& {- d$ C0 J% DAll Most Car ( K6 }# l1 g& z! h! ~6 s
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
* F& _' W# T! Y q# ]6 ^Automotive Mental Cruelty 6 d2 h' n! Q& j9 T' P Y
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AUDI:
5 ]3 a, V* L7 y$ J5 z% c& DAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
3 w3 M2 n# V% v! z# F/ CAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
# A& a/ M; Q# q# b1 v" }Automobile Under Demonic Influence
6 e. X9 s, ?! n1 {$ a" D( W- iAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
8 ]2 W. X$ a8 E1 Q k, r* k5 UAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence $ O4 \' ]/ s- `" V
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 0 Z! O G# N7 v1 y1 X+ y: X) L: ^
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
% }/ ` s3 n5 [% T# B4 O& q: ^Big Money Works
* [/ u7 R! A- [4 R* z; c/ [8 kBought My Wife
# M. I3 F6 }+ @9 `Brutal Money Waster 0 V% }* |% A- T3 Y1 P
Break My Window ( F* H5 Y7 q( U, p7 u- N
Break My Windshield
% A6 p6 C& H$ V- f$ \Babbling Mechanical Wench W( c" ^1 f I" r' a9 `7 }# ?
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
9 ~% g: M6 l* h; U9 g4 N2 u, N( m' NBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
5 @- X6 v% V6 K7 o% }( C5 I; ABeautiful Mechanical Wonder
3 S- A- z5 P2 \$ `9 j5 wBarely Moving Wreck [2 C2 |8 B! ^9 S
Big Money Waste 4 r1 M8 C0 M4 x* u- }# e
Big Money. Why?
% R/ S& \. @2 q( O& G" h7 ~6 i$ IBig Money Works ' z9 ^$ D# A" Z
Born Moderately Wealthy 4 Q! e' b( ~; j5 b$ ?3 K
Breaks Most Wrenches % t, [( ~4 m6 u3 q% b5 x: n
Bring Many Wrenches 6 ]; l0 W2 \7 \$ h3 P" O; n
Brings Me Women
/ M8 b0 H: H4 y9 @Brings More Women % @' I7 \, F) c; T- Z6 z
Broken Money Waster & }$ T$ Y& y$ X! S. x$ P
Broke My Wallet
: R- b8 G) t$ |* s8 k9 bBroken Monstrous Wonder % H9 ~; @5 V& E, i Q* x
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
5 P) f4 R: C5 K/ V. dBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
0 `! ?" w! i6 r( r8 @4 ^/ L4 J1 s2 iBavarian Manure Wagon
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+ o% N' \2 f5 H5 zBUICK: 9 x$ s& V$ {4 |$ m+ U' t5 }/ l( I' ]4 f
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 4 s3 d/ K& S$ B/ R& U1 c
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 9 z* c6 u5 X: B, L% N' E
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Camaro:
. C5 g, N4 X. X) j$ |% c. oCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ) R% |" L: x2 T5 d, K4 [
Can't America Make A Real One? ( l' f. M+ P" Q
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
4 Y7 V/ ~7 \5 L: t% \Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often % T, a1 c6 j* l* e" q% o, a
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* i: J1 h, ^) V' |" X! a RCHEVROLET: 0 k3 L# h# b2 k6 r4 Z3 \3 g
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
. c0 p w6 @2 x0 {Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
: N7 ~7 J+ K7 \. \5 U/ v$ X' ICracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time * R' w, t* r ~
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 3 N- _8 v6 ]+ Q5 j0 P7 S" t
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology ! x( j' `/ X" s- ~1 K( R
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DODGE:
' }& J. B8 `$ j, ]$ l0 a9 aDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere * p2 s. g K. g! m. ?$ |+ X
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 3 T6 D* @8 X" w+ \) N) H/ ^
Dead Old Dog Going East
; P2 L, Q$ e, gDead On Day Guarantee Expires 0 g5 Q$ N, B+ f3 c) M
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy * N1 H2 k; f# {( P; j, B. G' }4 t
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
+ R- s# S: t# s8 k( rDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
3 L4 J9 {1 M* i) GDear Old Dads Garage Experiment & }! J0 `# _! a
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive l- r4 O* Z9 { _2 I
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6 r7 t3 h6 V3 X- oEDSEL:
- L4 J1 M% x- n5 n5 {Every Day Something Else Leaks : ~ a- i( D% D2 G0 ]
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: 9 C! F+ _: P: N4 q9 b
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
' }; p" ?. W$ C; z# g6 G$ FFix It Again, Tony 1 V, ^6 p& x. b% l4 n
Fix It All the Time ; @4 ^9 W8 r5 W V3 c" J
Found In A Toilet ! Q+ L% K% [) v& t, f9 u" L0 G
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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+ E0 w) \/ A: ?# J" I) MFORD: 7 B z- P9 m+ Q' q
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
9 ?* D/ S6 X4 M! \1 | jFix Or Repair Daily 7 r8 a1 \1 G, N0 I. v% X" w1 q+ l+ ~
Found On Road Dead ; g! k6 X& Z$ x' @, ~5 l+ t( T5 `
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
: U+ [) E+ P, l2 j$ R3 G7 DFirst On Race Day 8 O3 R9 k/ N" |$ x+ I9 { f
First On Recall Day
( w" e+ l( U0 xFabricated Of Refried Dung
, u0 J& c4 R. B# cFails On Rainy Days ' c9 l! A* q a6 m5 L) ^' g3 Q
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
0 p- X% J, Z6 b, f& p. Z2 E3 CFatally Obese Redneck Driver 7 N! d' Y: P/ j
Fault Of R&D
% x: b8 C5 W. j7 }2 L4 qFinally Obsolete Racing Device
2 x K" K( z- G9 }) ]- ]Fireball On Rear Denting
1 o7 l& @4 p- j) i. E! YFirst On Road to Dump / {" X3 u# n0 b( R5 g
First On Rust and Deterioration * w! j; {3 C: y8 v) l7 N- i
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma + }, a! H+ ?1 b
Flipping Over Results in Death . P7 \0 V1 T3 Q. N0 {" W+ A8 {
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster ; p1 s4 P% r5 P) Y3 d$ b) Z! J
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 7 }3 u/ O9 `1 |( ^3 L I% s6 b$ J0 k& B
Foot On Road Decelerates
2 i8 ]7 i4 A5 c: O* ~/ ~( ~! W. T; _Forced On Reluctant Drivers 5 I" l* `6 S/ q+ U$ d/ ^
Formed Of Rejected DNA ! j* X: g) o0 H7 d x* d4 E# y
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
7 v& Q& D3 R, S' k( IForward Only; Reverse Defective ( r. R$ T0 z" L/ w
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
# C. W/ p, b% b( \Fork Over Repair Dough + I; a, R( b5 ~5 \7 }
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
: `& [1 [/ y2 A) Z" qFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ^1 C, e' a$ \& U' t2 |
Free Or Reduced Drastically
- j7 G( t% `, n. y+ E' r: Y* qFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
3 z+ O/ G# J! R# L- M* JFumes and Odors Readily Detectable * S8 E( Y0 n; J J" G0 M
Funny Old Rattling Dump
( `0 X, |0 A: Q" p% @! l3 @& {0 NForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 4 z5 A$ o$ W7 e N& |' q
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 8 w& { F% W9 R7 V
Found Out-Right Dangerous
) n1 _+ u2 \* w( b; g- \3 V5 fFuture Of Racings Delight & J$ {* w! R1 v: z1 |1 x
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 0 U6 ~( K7 [: X: t
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords % q9 g- a H4 R M6 D
LTD:
: I2 x' D4 k" p+ W3 TLacks Total Dependability
7 c) G1 s) i# k& |, g, dLots To Do % i1 Z- ?! {; ]7 V" O2 W( [
Looses Transmissions Daily
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% z( M6 q/ W1 d6 \' BGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 0 m& d8 D/ j: Y' H
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GM:
) o$ J4 T ~9 A) m; T* PGeneral Maintenance $ r2 n' B! d9 d. f* }
Great Mistake 7 w3 k6 d( J0 U- M. l. x! g
Garbage Motors
: u) M2 ?, S* ], LGenerally Miserable + |0 b1 E. U' T& ~* b1 G; U
Grossly Misconceived 5 [# Y5 D5 a7 F1 P
Gluteus Maximus % E- t5 w' I& B1 D. C! H6 r
Good Money
# q4 B9 H+ y0 [, H* l% k" H6 MGoofy's Manufacturing * T5 q$ H% u' g: {
Gone Mental & d0 K0 f! u1 E/ p
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Grief & Misery Combined 2 [# h3 Y& v7 X* l
Garage Man's Companion
0 Q+ ^, q h1 {5 `, @% hGotta Mechanic Coming? - M7 {) k L" x2 j( }
Generally Mediocre Cars & Z! A9 P$ m1 e$ r0 @( d8 R
Get More Chicks
7 U2 v) \" x: }' ?. | S; [Gets Mechanics Crazy
# R' R8 W8 {3 yGods Mechanical Curse ; |4 o3 m) {+ p- I
Got More Crap 0 v0 w- `: X; S; R- l8 q
Great Mountain Climber / G/ h9 w! I7 C
Great Motor Car
9 t# W6 P3 n" t" ~+ r4 w8 ]5 B4 p3 @" SGod Made Chevy 3 i z1 y' q+ M' A7 ^4 z, k7 d& }8 Y0 N
Good Moron Car
! b5 w- G0 D6 J7 l3 kGot Mine Cheap
& ?7 ]: U& l# y: M( d2 k; x0 K2 AGet My Checkbook
; L" ]9 G% O8 X& ~Gone Mad Corp. ! x5 o$ [; b, x' C4 ]( n* {2 `
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5 K3 `0 H- B/ F' X* Y3 DGas, Tires, Oil
0 \' }) y1 \: Z0 _Get Tools Out
6 Y1 F( y- n( S) a3 A3 WGet To Onramp
% D! @. h& R3 ?* S: J. U3 t1 XGood To Own 0 ]5 C1 G- u' U# c! J
Get The Others
7 c* l+ ^ q4 F; `Generally Trashed Out , \7 P$ Z6 W: Z( C
Good Time Out
9 x3 f2 [0 x+ C5 [' LGone To Overdrive 2 j3 E1 A2 s5 F$ F' \
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HONDA: : ]+ n: R ]8 O( H/ X
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
2 ~/ J8 I" g8 T; jHad One Never Did Again
8 H ?- R+ k: \% E( r3 ZHang On, Not Done Accelerating 4 r1 K" s; B1 T2 ~* I) W; P2 v
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles $ W2 h( s# m k8 e/ H& N
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles {; P$ _! C3 [7 @% h+ D
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
: d6 ~2 R4 G- H7 A) eHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 4 l8 p; p2 O8 s4 m/ C7 k- r% q8 ]
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 4 X" G) M9 I# V5 a4 s# \7 l
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
0 |7 H! b5 Y1 L6 Q- @; EJust Eats Every Part
1 q! {. @* Y3 T9 j* J5 `6 z6 n2 lJust Empty Every Pocket
9 N9 `7 C" [, r( Y9 yJunk Engineering Executed Poorly * k+ w6 ?$ C- K% }! J8 @& H, ~
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
% c6 c( l4 }2 m3 G2 M0 UJinxed Engine has Extra Parts ! e5 M1 r1 @& E. \! U0 Q
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% s3 S, N5 a/ \1 E; ^% E: CKick It Around ' ^# m i4 W& U
Kick It Again ) }" K. `- X) @ @7 W
Killed In Action ! y2 w& o V, m2 j8 D: F
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' d- A0 B4 @) c4 K( lLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious $ }8 [: t2 M% U
$ w* C: @4 }8 Z( h4 t+ VMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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# z; F- p3 O* D& a3 h- ]Money Guzzler
! H- S; f4 H9 g {9 i2 P t: ?5 pMostly Garaged
0 f9 o* e- `2 |* ]Major Goof 6 H6 X0 {& }- _& i/ P
MGB: Might Go Backwards
2 Y2 g; ~: M, ]4 WMGB: Might Go, But . . . , @/ [- p8 F( S. k: c6 t0 s" V
MGB: Motor Going Bad
* S# d' M, q9 \' pMGF: Might Go Forward
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# i+ I- q# W* E1 R! w! tMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
- {- }+ M$ t4 y$ c$ VMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
& F# ?- a- b& l U: V# @3 nMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
1 u5 g# s. J6 I2 |& k4 K5 T& R! T6 } DMost Often Passed At Races
" g+ e) b1 a. yMostly Old Parts And Rust 0 m4 o' c! ]: }+ E
Move Over People Are Racing ' @) w- r. `, B
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly + A! o1 g* U `! v
My Old Pig Ain't Running & { ^# T6 }" G5 x9 [
My Only Problems Are Repairs 5 N6 ?) R, e0 P1 G& R. O7 x
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement . z& d, j" j7 g4 z: |0 _5 i
More Often Parts Are Replaced h- @5 Q' d" Y3 ?7 H5 P% V. x
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MUSTANG:
* u. [( n6 I' ^( u2 R' _' @Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good + J! s# u& @6 } L( I3 Y
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 9 c2 Y' d- B% a" j+ z3 {5 |
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
Z2 }5 q6 F/ ^: G' T2 a% O$ AMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: . ]3 r6 u( q* L$ |$ V
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 5 S {+ M' A" z) W) m
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: , t' c. V- o8 |6 ~4 L8 L' [. }/ w
Put In Nickel To Operate . }! D7 e% R" X
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 5 ~5 Z% b& I$ V+ k! d
Put In New Transmission Often k0 F! h6 G# @ r
Pushed In Neutral Too Often / e& I# I3 B5 O: j
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PONTIAC: 8 ]1 B }% u* A( C+ ^; E& U
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
1 x8 h7 |' b8 i! d3 [Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac $ U' x6 h; u. ~
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! T4 A; h2 ]' @( ^% L4 [# lProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ! F& j G1 x, B) }/ v% X5 {
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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9 q1 @( v7 w( g* TSend Another Automobile Back ' i4 K# \# F( j5 @7 e2 {
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown ; e7 I) h% z8 j
Sad Attempt At Beauty
+ b# [' \! k5 X [7 gSorry Auto, Always Broken
1 W: ^% l2 B6 i' O [; iShape Appears Ass-Backwards - N( X9 u9 f0 @2 J
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2 N% h' t$ A3 y3 e. wSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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0 H, M" S$ y0 W; ` P" |TOYOTA:
6 e; B- I4 W4 d# R% Z; yToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto # x) X4 c+ w. l9 A# u6 O
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
4 j2 D" g" L' b3 n. ^) G" YThe One You Ought To Avoid . h8 V5 a# N/ g. g
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TRIUMPH: 2 ~' S3 W7 |% q& b# J! M
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
1 }) {* s1 Y" B! @Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! - d7 S2 R& _" \: p) |3 f1 j
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& q9 S# A5 N8 i1 x* O/ j: `TR: Tools Required $ x4 \3 N: ?6 L) u2 w& V
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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* B; I5 n5 ^8 Q8 UVintage Wreck
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