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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 1 w# F) t5 t: S+ _! ~+ I- [
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ACURA:
0 ~) N; X; ?. E3 v. X: R# SAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile . x$ v5 l0 C! v: G7 O
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 9 [7 x. b- t( A, ]
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AMC: 1 i: F; k3 V1 e9 |
All Makes Combined / n |' M; @0 O% N3 F/ b5 }
A Major Cost / X4 N+ u! t9 Q t& U* v( {' {
A Mutated Car 4 V6 {( K3 ?# @% |, g s
A Morons Car ) B1 S. S4 z3 h" P& \
Another Major Catastrophe 0 Y5 M6 Q% V8 G2 K f
A Man's Car H7 k" C/ B0 M
A Miss Conception
! x* S O j9 J5 Q9 k, |All Muscle Car
3 i, b7 y. D. \& b( wAll Most Car
/ j1 r( i' Z+ E, u! LAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 7 j- h! s7 v2 t: T) a1 f8 @
Automotive Mental Cruelty * Y& Y @3 [- W$ r+ X9 @
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AUDI:
" d4 K7 h) s7 L4 ]/ ?# Q2 wAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 9 H' C* }" m1 c9 a! m
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
) Z4 a& U) f4 ^& N* {9 | l% EAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
3 @: y! b8 Q; A" a2 ]5 Z) w' c' IAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
Y; M+ ~6 @; T! W/ @- yAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ) Q, y5 `+ f3 |* n( M$ b
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. . j( F: n; z. z- @. [8 ?
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 2 g4 Y6 e' Z4 q+ v) t
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BMW:
4 Q3 x! ]. v) w& lBig Money Works
8 ]) V: S' _% X C) p: i6 BBought My Wife
5 Q7 s& I, e# Y' ]3 IBrutal Money Waster / P9 c$ P# X( w7 ^" e1 T
Break My Window
+ N# |9 K( N" o, v9 Y9 c7 IBreak My Windshield . F( A8 m1 J9 W. y5 S" U! I# d
Babbling Mechanical Wench 5 ^8 y# Y7 {5 K6 g1 [" o! A
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
% \, C3 `" B. I# ~9 A- _6 aBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 1 C9 Z2 x) P% ?8 z5 b7 P
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder " ], U# Q' C9 A. Q: ^7 O
Barely Moving Wreck - r0 h* `( W1 P1 o) y2 O
Big Money Waste 9 z; X% e1 A, U
Big Money. Why?
' Q2 k! J" h/ y6 |6 K: IBig Money Works , }6 j; g1 k: ^: A! k
Born Moderately Wealthy 4 Y/ j/ H7 q0 T' w( k/ F! s2 b
Breaks Most Wrenches
3 }- a2 W P6 qBring Many Wrenches
; ~1 Q3 b. x5 y0 ?, L5 X* oBrings Me Women
; Z2 G: M1 w3 p6 C$ {/ MBrings More Women - V. v* A2 t( j. f' F
Broken Money Waster 7 T- o( i/ k, k; ~2 R" b
Broke My Wallet
5 k% k# r' a! Q5 GBroken Monstrous Wonder
/ m% }) }6 O- v* D! a* Z2 o7 I: sBumbling Mechanical Wretch
g: ^1 M* o" p% @Blasphemous Motorized Wreck # c- h5 H4 X+ X; S4 {# X/ P
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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6 G4 [3 ?$ H! aBUICK: 1 `( t4 W3 f3 `6 r! ]
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 9 @6 D9 o, t! x* ^$ D. z' e
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 3 G/ S& n- D' E
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Camaro:
) p( E, J2 g' f1 KCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? , d. J- s" ^9 Y' u7 j8 K
Can't America Make A Real One?
$ H" U( U" D; u. @Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often : m/ L0 [1 \3 m: ]
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
# ^0 j. J. k7 ^9 B- F2 S M4 `# cCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
* F0 T4 p4 w# FCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
0 j- a7 u' K! N+ \ g% p! {9 g; uCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time - t8 J& I0 X) D/ a
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques # t4 l) U* g+ g5 i
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: 7 z' Y* @5 V0 B1 |7 E( d4 m! m6 O" m
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 3 } k) `. H8 v" C3 [
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 8 K+ ^1 u) X' w7 q; ]! `( f( g; y
Dead Old Dog Going East
3 ~5 U5 c! u5 K" a; UDead On Day Guarantee Expires
! k( w7 M5 ~* U1 a YDead On Delivery, Go Easy
' N" X2 W, c" ]Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired - |+ K' H% O N7 J
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
: w, f. y3 M$ z7 qDear Old Dads Garage Experiment . R. P. x2 {8 d- M9 K3 o) A
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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7 i5 D$ f* r$ b y i: s. eEDSEL:
: x) y5 K" ^6 ~3 Y* d% V& u/ ZEvery Day Something Else Leaks $ I# |' Z; {0 I" C$ R) x/ w, l
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
, _+ S& F1 U' h! z% x1 SFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 9 M4 o7 a: X6 ^8 F5 l) }
Fix It Again, Tony
{8 v, n& i7 ?/ @0 D' c" J5 d9 E) |, HFix It All the Time
- q% a/ N4 ?: ]7 a3 r: eFound In A Toilet
4 R0 S% T& E' u( s7 ?Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation # Z/ ]& [! n; Q9 K2 Q
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FORD: ' x1 L# m1 e0 K- `( h5 B
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
5 {8 N. M v. Y+ qFix Or Repair Daily 3 N5 Q* q% U! x, ?! G0 x6 g
Found On Road Dead ; E$ c! W& Z' a6 t: S; f
Fast Only Rolling Downhill - L3 D" i4 D# Q6 q) p$ K# q7 H
First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung
& |. ]% N2 X. A% xFails On Rainy Days
# t9 c5 @7 a1 q" ]& }6 N! MFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
6 k. N& X8 E$ fFatally Obese Redneck Driver 6 F6 ]5 R# E% E$ L- K3 s: U i
Fault Of R&D + j% W9 V- w7 _. O$ u @
Finally Obsolete Racing Device & `9 A% }; d: o: C u
Fireball On Rear Denting # H( N0 |; R0 N% \
First On Road to Dump
' H! ?) @0 r; YFirst On Rust and Deterioration 9 R. |4 I3 @ F+ E/ ]. ~4 y3 N( g
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
& n- R' H' O) x( i+ l' t0 MFlipping Over Results in Death 2 H1 f# Z' y$ A/ {4 L: d# `+ J6 T
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
5 K5 ]. Z" l4 m0 `& H7 G2 h8 Y- NFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
2 z: Z) m8 T, \: B H! M; MFoot On Road Decelerates . P4 [* a# s; g0 x/ |' P- k
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
: C# R3 k5 C6 k, I* ~1 O% h- K, R; tFormed Of Rejected DNA
# O4 ~6 @& q* f* T7 DForwarded Once; Return Denied / R" u6 A- U2 S) Q
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 8 r( ^" K) b5 R
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
+ C) n. R3 F; d" o) Y. e! [Fork Over Repair Dough 6 @/ q( C4 L" @3 c6 G9 G
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
( P @) N3 d9 p/ X# D* ?. |0 w# oFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
9 C y3 e# J6 ~- V: F/ JFree Or Reduced Drastically
2 S5 q8 O. l9 D# g6 |( v& wFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed % y5 r7 E( C( b- P. H
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
3 O o: U; l) X! H- T7 p2 NFunny Old Rattling Dump
, K0 s: p; }; D# K4 }Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) # W7 S6 }$ |0 U4 `9 P; o" f# ~
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA B, @- \( W0 g, f7 X% q
Found Out-Right Dangerous ; d) N8 i/ u y6 Y7 Z7 L
Future Of Racings Delight # N# J/ L$ @- ~. I5 ?: k# _+ P
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot . ^( t, D4 l* q; h ]
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability 6 `/ l- c2 ?) `5 d
Lots To Do
8 O1 F+ q- ~/ BLooses Transmissions Daily : x/ `3 {- ~( [3 j4 j! J' ?
2 O0 ?% h7 Z7 `+ aGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance 1 h T5 V: x2 y1 J
Great Mistake # `) s- X8 k2 V! }
Garbage Motors
/ b- i! j9 h$ e) N# c# ~( h) T1 YGenerally Miserable 2 M% \/ x5 u+ b- G2 S1 b
Grossly Misconceived
: }/ G/ J7 a0 S% Z8 pGluteus Maximus " L1 F) Q( x+ m
Good Money
; h! L2 x1 H0 f' WGoofy's Manufacturing ; L+ M8 ]) N! D( n! C+ N
Gone Mental 9 z5 c7 i& A% y, |; D2 S
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, x7 a5 u+ @7 g% u4 bGMC: : }: T7 K3 S% M* [
Grief & Misery Combined 3 l. Z c. z+ n9 R0 K0 r9 z
Garage Man's Companion
2 x5 ?7 J% t* n pGotta Mechanic Coming? ( \- ~- g5 ~$ _0 v1 i0 y
Generally Mediocre Cars 3 t |3 J5 X* T1 V! K; z
Get More Chicks 2 Q* ]+ x* V1 J6 ?& q" V
Gets Mechanics Crazy 4 y$ O3 D4 T ^$ g: I" [
Gods Mechanical Curse
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Great Mountain Climber . J A w0 y; @) B0 E9 T
Great Motor Car . m& ~! s7 P. w9 T) t$ R8 S
God Made Chevy
* x2 o6 l3 y7 l2 L5 a5 z9 B1 NGood Moron Car 8 A& a4 n1 v, ^
Got Mine Cheap " u! w* W4 ^5 T% H2 @ g, ^, S
Get My Checkbook ; d* h+ c8 b; ?1 x: w
Gone Mad Corp.
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$ i( C5 G; J" t. M9 RGas, Tires, Oil
5 Q6 o I- P8 z3 L/ D1 @8 PGet Tools Out U9 x& z5 L2 n3 }5 @, w
Get To Onramp
9 i, H& q4 n9 y9 NGood To Own
- o3 _+ \7 E3 K" y$ P4 mGet The Others
% ~' S d% f+ P( X1 ~0 vGenerally Trashed Out
1 C, n; [. p. t2 w' F/ h8 xGood Time Out
- _# S, X) M1 zGone To Overdrive
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HONDA: , e* \- u2 K$ C5 z
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
2 g0 X* q6 G" x! n E; g; wHad One Never Did Again
7 Y' Q3 T6 |% gHang On, Not Done Accelerating 1 S& }9 G% j$ k" f. \/ w7 r
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
( W/ [& \0 \8 j. y8 u' V, aHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
7 I; h" c% G x" s: K, Y# hHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration 4 f+ J$ E# Q" I' g- |; E8 B
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? / E0 U6 Q b) d
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 9 P" a9 q& K) f- S! G) v. b. S
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... & {5 U) s- B/ h
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Just Eats Every Part
) n3 C m$ _( h- i2 DJust Empty Every Pocket
# M* m/ c1 u! Z; ~Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
5 K2 J9 { Z+ ]; qJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes * Y7 \ \ M; { p5 a* z! [, B" x
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
3 c+ V2 @) W* K, U5 MKick It Around
+ q7 Y% T0 y% X! k- E4 M6 SKick It Again ( A+ i y% j/ e
Killed In Action 1 p6 b! K5 Y2 M+ b! A* g; C1 l
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0 g4 ~* K4 c: D% V/ ^3 u! U7 R) YLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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7 F, K0 @! b5 N) Y& vMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 8 o1 H& j+ ~! _2 K& j
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MG:
" ?4 j6 P' l M" K( n3 o+ u! xMoney Guzzler 8 W+ |( ~* O6 \8 v+ N, c0 ~
Mostly Garaged 0 O& @3 B% r7 g
Major Goof 6 v/ o, d! o8 O! \: A
MGB: Might Go Backwards }% M& h( B) L3 z4 a5 g
MGB: Might Go, But . . . & H. r6 V+ j" @4 o
MGB: Motor Going Bad , } X& R6 k2 _9 h% h& ]" H/ S
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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+ Y- C( p3 r/ p" A5 XMOPAR 5 X1 E4 Y( G+ q; t
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
, n2 w' t. a, N% m- iMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously - a y4 b5 b; v o
Most Often Passed At Races ) O1 y8 S' w* Q2 q2 e
Mostly Old Parts And Rust $ A0 Q( ]! O7 M7 r w* K4 x
Move Over People Are Racing % U) s9 A3 g: c! {( @
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 0 P9 j3 s6 L; Z! k1 x
My Old Pig Ain't Running
+ j' S# r |' o; p+ K! _My Only Problems Are Repairs
+ M# T% Y' o- P7 \& c! \; ]Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ; p& q2 U' U. Q* \# o8 K1 y4 G- n
More Often Parts Are Replaced ' ]* x- L$ W" H8 \) h8 E' x
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3 B: D) r4 S" Z! c# `Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
, G' R7 x* U+ K) q1 u$ w* CMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
& V; B% A$ x/ A+ K3 J/ f, O# G7 v* ^Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
4 s9 R H2 e2 V) D; r4 k' j+ y9 S1 J2 PMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 5 @* g9 v; Y: q2 h, K e
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OLDSMOBILE:
3 Y# H, h. p: H3 D; }+ G6 r" pOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
6 t6 p. s# L7 {+ bOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 5 p, i3 D& |5 L8 t
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PINTO:
" A% Q, |9 K0 A) u. H. jPut In Nickel To Operate 8 n- J. f$ ?9 t% Y. Q: h
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ( J; l- l/ k5 _6 i7 u
Put In New Transmission Often
% i$ [" e2 _& q7 P/ h, Z$ xPushed In Neutral Too Often 0 q+ r5 f5 G2 n- _
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PONTIAC:
+ Z. F& M/ e+ Z: ]! B' ^) gPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
" k3 U# R1 d% |* S5 J3 U4 {Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 7 a+ d4 L; K, n2 _% F' o; \1 s
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PORSCHE:
2 ~ S6 W8 Z$ E& s; BProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
& U6 ^! q: e7 K+ HPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
! m d( [; w5 R. x# ?! r& f# s, {+ zSend Another Automobile Back , o* F* |9 K9 p6 n- q v, i0 H, U; r
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 2 `* }. y! X3 j7 \" n3 d
Sad Attempt At Beauty % N3 K2 Z+ h1 y" o6 R: E. _
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
1 N) z& F+ E" {Shape Appears Ass-Backwards / w( P- ^# V% `4 P6 f8 s6 h
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1 `1 Z, T; k; @3 ~% V) O, K, V& iSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
9 r- ]1 l- N" t) t ]Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ) y! p7 Y, t* e* U$ u: F/ r. m/ N" s Z& X
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
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TRIUMPH: [3 j' Z% r: I
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
. {0 k( a3 \/ q: ]5 e. VTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! : r% X) T. f8 D
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3 g0 E& C) o; ?. TTR: Tools Required / h( I ]4 p6 V( C7 B
5 L. o8 w) F5 N: FVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object $ h U6 ?, I* i1 b% @' Z
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Vintage Wreck
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