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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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3 |/ N4 `2 y3 n/ bACURA:
# f" L& l$ p2 p, j: g" K% ~Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
_+ K' e) O- v) F9 p T* S( B, M, JAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: 3 f% W5 L" U7 n8 ~. X3 T- [3 z
All Makes Combined
& b& c4 `5 Y# \+ P% h- EA Major Cost
$ W5 ^2 k3 ?- }6 X: l) GA Mutated Car
9 U3 u( E+ N) _( a- F, t0 \( SA Morons Car
2 W0 {+ E& e! [ C9 P6 l' WAnother Major Catastrophe $ l/ E1 K+ ?, ^7 ^
A Man's Car 7 p5 J# _* W1 ]# y4 Z( O
A Miss Conception 3 m7 Z5 w+ C1 {/ I+ X5 @% I& Z" A2 _
All Muscle Car 2 ~4 g& }7 X5 Y0 r
All Most Car
8 \4 }* {8 X, J& ?; H# lAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 1 o$ s. x7 i$ E8 W
Automotive Mental Cruelty 2 `7 `/ z ^/ h9 i1 ^
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented * w8 Q1 h E" U9 \$ [. c8 Y
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence # m% S Q/ g" v# b9 u2 `+ e5 h/ e
Automobile Under Demonic Influence - u1 o4 X2 k) |" t1 t( ^
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
: {% a8 L3 K! y3 o6 O7 dAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
. @' h5 m7 C$ R; n; i9 O; XAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
V7 a' G7 B U' @! FAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: % d, v& g) D/ {. ?+ M7 z
Big Money Works % E# E3 L( H( J7 E- g# ~0 ^) M
Bought My Wife # _1 v7 v8 Z/ A7 w) b
Brutal Money Waster 8 q! q7 M( N& [
Break My Window : @6 ^1 B$ {, q) \' M/ j; V
Break My Windshield # d" M7 x( _8 s: }& m
Babbling Mechanical Wench ! y) [. P1 m: t/ r
Beastly Monstrous Wonder ; |0 i9 Q" a8 V5 K9 P6 ~
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
: w `- ^9 f UBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 0 w6 J5 q3 n# D' b# A& g/ {5 K
Barely Moving Wreck
# k5 q! U# C# ]4 f: C. nBig Money Waste & r. y u) C- f# ]
Big Money. Why?
, } ^8 j3 f# ~: fBig Money Works
6 f8 |/ e F7 i6 XBorn Moderately Wealthy : b# X1 t' W: l
Breaks Most Wrenches . M6 B) n& S$ ]* G. N
Bring Many Wrenches
8 @& H" N. Q3 D: ]6 l) h$ e8 J6 XBrings Me Women * m" S5 Q( J7 j ]
Brings More Women
! ]# U3 n4 W4 ~- b% yBroken Money Waster 8 V$ ~2 J6 E% c( O4 u
Broke My Wallet
, ]6 p' g3 D; C4 [* w0 k1 bBroken Monstrous Wonder 5 E" Y* j" S& W
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch # s6 Y$ e( g$ O+ x( \
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 8 }3 P% P0 C/ f6 \. e: ~+ I
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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{' V/ l" n1 w9 qBUICK:
, m! Q9 a' m$ A, n' u3 NBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 0 \4 m2 l% l8 @, p
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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" ?- ~ a1 Y% w' K! B, g' i$ X, x; ?Camaro: + @. t2 j: v) s7 S. S
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? $ s" z& B7 W: D* {( G
Can't America Make A Real One? : C9 g3 M. T m0 ]2 B
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
( E/ Y3 Q- ~. D$ n5 jCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
9 C1 k; @+ a: w' s4 g' h+ oCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 1 ~. s4 ^1 v4 w$ t$ V
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
6 m. A9 ]8 m8 R: YCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time : A2 n: E5 l- p" h
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques $ a3 g' X% L9 \+ V2 m. V
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 8 ^0 a0 M; [) }* d
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DODGE:
. P- H8 ]) Z& X' _2 \ D4 N0 iDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
R& c* c% F! j4 k) u9 aDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater # a: i+ i$ \) j7 ~4 Z3 N
Dead Old Dog Going East n5 y5 [4 S" j) G) ^9 _
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires , a0 o" k5 J( O0 `, r$ e
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
6 L0 u. O7 r" ], O7 y. vDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired , S8 O; z; c6 C* [
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 0 l6 H! s y: o
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 4 b; `7 |+ S$ @- W
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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1 } h2 H/ z7 `/ FEDSEL: ' ]1 `6 f. s$ Q' I) s! |, x
Every Day Something Else Leaks x: U/ [% L- f( J0 i! }
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 2 d. J6 t6 H* R7 I! ^0 ?' `
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
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% H1 H" `& Z5 f3 C0 pFix It All the Time 9 P& ]5 w" W9 V E( l" l; ?# f
Found In A Toilet
: k' ? _5 u7 L- T R" aFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 9 I, v3 V# y g6 E# V6 s% q
6 F* u! ?7 z: a6 QFORD:
# V: j. J' e" n, N6 BFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
* L% m6 R, C( o' ZFix Or Repair Daily 7 v' ]* o) U/ z2 b! R
Found On Road Dead
( @& p7 E1 U8 C3 A7 X1 MFast Only Rolling Downhill
% m9 P$ m$ V; P, N% o+ hFirst On Race Day / j, L3 X z# ~9 A
First On Recall Day * c1 [4 d6 k# v
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
' c3 _8 U" E' h5 ]2 \; L2 D! DFails On Rainy Days
# y6 u5 ^( R \5 y8 [) FFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ' _! U: h+ F) S7 q- \. j# N
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
3 \1 ]+ ?3 P) h6 g' ZFault Of R&D ^. e. m* Y4 n. i& d4 M( Y
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
& l6 g! T( E6 H, D; W' c7 O* |Fireball On Rear Denting
3 W; }' ]0 v; {9 m2 ?First On Road to Dump
! d2 B* K9 E, x M) kFirst On Rust and Deterioration 9 t3 E) S; q/ f5 c6 v
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 8 a) l# c, q; b; H6 w: g, V
Flipping Over Results in Death
0 N X8 l9 g/ w6 ?4 [Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 3 g: x) J6 k f1 r, t! [# ^; _
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
+ Q: Z1 b( \! s4 T a9 ?Foot On Road Decelerates 5 b3 g8 H& V( b/ P5 o2 Y
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
! e+ u* \' u" GFormed Of Rejected DNA
( N1 T' S$ {9 U8 |; UForwarded Once; Return Denied ! c7 @( o; `& w! I2 x
Forward Only; Reverse Defective : P! r3 Y$ f9 |( b
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ) {: q" r: R) H/ J( E7 ^
Fork Over Repair Dough / V, I( k: {' z: \* ^
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge . S% Z8 J9 Y8 a
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
% w" ?7 { Z& C% y/ xFree Or Reduced Drastically
, w& i) p4 C! \1 WFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 7 q/ ?* D) O& H4 |
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable + R X+ S" m1 r, G, @
Funny Old Rattling Dump Q0 k/ O% A" F. W. W, D
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) $ {9 B. T" R, b* ]9 B
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 9 f) u+ E9 m2 w u' T6 K% c" [
Found Out-Right Dangerous & o7 J) h8 T2 `7 k( H# Y9 t3 _
Future Of Racings Delight
" n% d9 V# n6 |( N9 p8 M, B+ a(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 3 p5 M& j' m9 a# D
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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& }# A0 \7 I9 B. j) BLacks Total Dependability
) P3 h! _$ }4 cLots To Do
& k! G7 y9 w) R+ U+ vLooses Transmissions Daily 8 D" A+ l- @; d- {/ H% D7 C4 E4 f/ V1 e
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked " M x- M. s1 Z6 T$ ?
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GM: ! z, r: Q/ u' w6 p
General Maintenance * F: N( h( k/ G1 }& A5 S8 l
Great Mistake
5 p9 S! w' j' R$ S {' l7 MGarbage Motors
' c( e' a7 ?6 U% n/ OGenerally Miserable 7 p" X; q5 A. Z+ A- R: a1 f
Grossly Misconceived " @5 K# M: e' d! i- u: `- ~' V
Gluteus Maximus
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Goofy's Manufacturing
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GMC: . T& s# C, K/ R1 N2 [, J. X
Grief & Misery Combined % o1 W- _( N; I8 [
Garage Man's Companion
+ i3 v7 D, R' n( V7 o8 D/ eGotta Mechanic Coming? 3 K* Q: Q C0 a! Z3 e1 a5 D' H/ f
Generally Mediocre Cars 5 }$ M( H3 y# D: x1 p
Get More Chicks
; k; I. C8 z& P, RGets Mechanics Crazy
5 {% |* v7 t% E4 ?Gods Mechanical Curse # I( ?8 O: k* ]/ d) s
Got More Crap
6 U0 d$ F/ {. sGreat Mountain Climber $ W; Y5 U8 q7 [3 \8 j
Great Motor Car 1 W8 a" x/ V" T
God Made Chevy 3 R( n6 q( m. q& ]
Good Moron Car 0 x( F$ e5 K4 ~. [
Got Mine Cheap 8 c. U6 C- ~: R" }
Get My Checkbook
1 o" E+ e! U1 u. XGone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil ( r' j/ b9 N9 Z& e
Get Tools Out
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Good To Own $ b& G# r9 x0 Z! {! R0 g
Get The Others
3 y \) K a) a% ?Generally Trashed Out * l5 g& g2 O/ J5 U! `: {
Good Time Out $ a4 H1 f4 o1 | x: w5 m
Gone To Overdrive
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" [- |" r7 g- P9 W) e8 e% w7 eHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 0 f# d- n* E8 @% ?+ x1 E$ t2 X. o
Had One Never Did Again & W3 d7 K" k2 E6 \; w
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 6 ?9 P8 a6 i, C ~7 a
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
, i' F/ F2 ]! i# LHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
; n% m! M- e8 G# j: ]History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
. r) S9 ^4 {& g1 cHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
2 D1 I& t! A" WPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes $ m9 \% I3 n' f" v4 B9 q2 n% l& U
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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+ z% k5 n. u0 _9 xJEEP: - d$ k; _4 c* o0 v D/ e
Just Eats Every Part
/ x6 O1 l- P' o" B ^Just Empty Every Pocket v% P+ b6 X9 i! F8 _" }$ f
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly . |, T, [3 [) H% J1 J/ C" N3 \0 S
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
1 f) b! o m& W' KJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around 6 t# y$ A% v& L
Kick It Again
4 D) h% j, N% YKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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% I* T- i% E/ TMoney Guzzler + [* f# Y6 g9 A0 e8 M* X
Mostly Garaged & v( Z" L8 I0 `2 U( x' y0 X
Major Goof
! q3 ^3 k3 b+ v+ Z( \. tMGB: Might Go Backwards
) j+ |5 O, @2 E' R; fMGB: Might Go, But . . . 5 |0 m* s6 s) w% d
MGB: Motor Going Bad _' J! Z. Y) P" _
MGF: Might Go Forward % \% ]/ {! Q0 I* K
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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O B' T/ k0 G- k" r' hMOPAR
2 A, P/ i. x3 l) g5 @9 T( MMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
+ I7 A. `) e9 u* M$ SMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously * |2 l* h8 Y3 T8 c$ b
Most Often Passed At Races ( w1 Z- \( n& ]2 G# L
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
- I7 g0 d) j9 N8 C7 tMove Over People Are Racing * n- Q, M7 h/ W& G. g' L: F
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly $ l4 D1 K5 W+ p% }
My Old Pig Ain't Running
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Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
2 l7 R* K/ ]' f/ SMore Often Parts Are Replaced 4 E C& g& o. X) I1 G7 J, X
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& J$ H* v3 U+ Q; o' O% e3 H! oMUSTANG:
) {8 w% \1 q9 y% [Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ) O5 }4 ?& q3 W$ R
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
" |( X3 w) k0 [- WMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 9 n+ p0 L9 j4 ^8 }) G; t% f* Q
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: 6 ^; T1 p3 [2 g9 Q5 N2 t, R' H$ b
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ) P" B# `# Z: r1 Q7 e* F; F, |
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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' i1 Q' H% y e3 Q( xPINTO:
9 t4 e; C2 _$ bPut In Nickel To Operate
. J( e2 b2 ]# @( ]# w* `' g ?Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 7 [6 `8 p* r& z1 w
Put In New Transmission Often
6 J% F% Q" Y, ~. cPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: + P" _ X. K5 Z$ s
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
0 v' R4 W! l# P( W$ S: DPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: 2 O) l1 D, F; X# |
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 4 J3 ]. o/ O: S3 Z% i
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 9 M; Q) ]# m' U0 Y% X) G& ^
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SAAB: * Z2 A6 k8 }8 ]- w5 _6 C" ^
Send Another Automobile Back
3 |1 |4 e) f# B/ N& x6 SSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
9 V' z7 a$ x& k, i4 PSad Attempt At Beauty
' x% n! U5 W n" X, G4 VSorry Auto, Always Broken
v7 x0 N9 [& Q/ D5 @& _! c+ wShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 1 c. u, H9 `2 b* ?
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1 j. F8 u1 I; k& x) yToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto & Y+ r* i$ q" F5 ?# r' c
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass ; F3 ?* E7 P1 G) M: b4 ^' p
The One You Ought To Avoid " {0 X ]% o1 ~) b
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TRIUMPH:
! U5 N# a+ i0 N7 j' v, {! ]This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
) W* Z& m/ ?* t" OTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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7 ] K, f7 f! d8 Y; p; `' u! yVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 5 c* m* v! G7 X0 I% T
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VW: 3 E0 d' n) E/ Y) f9 h
Vintage Wreck
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