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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 9 N0 b/ y) \4 ?$ _
6 x8 e6 D* W R" h, E) aACURA: , m3 n6 k7 b4 q* \! X& i/ @5 Y
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ; @' q- W' q" X& K% o
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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1 K* L& Q6 h2 p; j, Z6 l) LAMC: & G) U6 I6 C( _" R* p0 z2 q
All Makes Combined ( A& L$ e2 e' ]9 l4 @
A Major Cost
) U; @8 M- \ b. Z M7 x" S5 V, CA Mutated Car
) s2 X2 ?- `+ I7 v5 KA Morons Car
* v2 Z/ l: P* {$ `6 F+ d3 x9 S5 `Another Major Catastrophe
4 k/ n4 F. A# P4 @A Man's Car 7 e' w2 R& y4 l$ Z
A Miss Conception ( y& k9 Q* _ q
All Muscle Car
) M! W* w1 I. S: ZAll Most Car
: L' ~1 n- R! U2 DAnnoying Mechanics Constantly , i* G4 W0 m* H/ ^7 m7 A( ~
Automotive Mental Cruelty - ?; L u) b; H" l% R3 T
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AUDI:
2 ^- t1 ` f0 ?4 y* kAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
" x8 x4 C6 w. a5 C5 NAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 6 c3 W7 `; u$ G4 D& x* S( d
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 9 k+ |' H3 \0 r. K- m5 i
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
R q; L+ K6 G8 p& g5 l2 y8 bAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
/ E9 b4 K5 n" m9 p( O2 a& L+ ^$ {2 kAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. % B" j" ^- W6 e! k
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: * x2 ?/ e6 w/ {6 Q9 k" I( @
Big Money Works 1 d1 p h( W* e3 M" q' n7 u8 D
Bought My Wife , o& _1 s. m# U% m" [
Brutal Money Waster 5 \1 l9 ~6 x- u. F6 R
Break My Window
& c- X9 [+ ?5 J- QBreak My Windshield . c+ g. t* k9 H- {* z5 l p/ Y
Babbling Mechanical Wench
3 ?% E8 \ l. V+ `$ x9 @Beastly Monstrous Wonder
* w# e: G& L6 \1 C Y+ j9 _Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels : {: j6 ]* }: |; Z' P" X
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
9 ~- h2 \7 e9 {1 b& s, @Barely Moving Wreck # v+ k& T/ w0 q; A
Big Money Waste # o$ B5 K2 M% h* s7 ?. F/ ~' O1 K
Big Money. Why? * D4 Y3 Z3 F7 P4 c: }" d v2 I3 Z3 w
Big Money Works . M- F5 C/ V# m5 N) G0 f
Born Moderately Wealthy
3 B" ? G- A6 `4 p( LBreaks Most Wrenches 2 l0 X2 B- P+ K$ _: `' j# I
Bring Many Wrenches 8 { |& J- x! \" q5 B( s9 Y5 U
Brings Me Women
" W) Y" I/ `1 q& p# \3 GBrings More Women % H- D# O9 d- R% q
Broken Money Waster
+ ? m5 _6 Q7 J* C4 Y8 JBroke My Wallet + M) W& P1 p" _& a) L X4 D7 L
Broken Monstrous Wonder 4 V* I" n+ p' P K/ I# R
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
: X% k2 d1 A9 w' [" @Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 6 r9 i5 @5 ?# J9 M& D
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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5 L0 h# m- B4 i) z. N2 _4 BBUICK: ' z& T* C5 Y) z2 K- ?
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
+ ~5 `, K* p. j" N9 a+ V6 Z2 O: |* rBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: % m5 P6 z; S, o. o
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? # R/ v0 i* @% y7 T* K3 D
Can't America Make A Real One?
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Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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% I' C6 M6 o4 p' rCHEVROLET:
* ], f) W2 S; j7 |Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
& i' Z0 R- Y, z- kCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
+ |# d) y# V) c0 N$ ^Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
) {: o f% v- ^# n1 b& A& kConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
: Z9 z' r4 }: J4 LCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 0 G) P& E' t" e" t
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s1 Q" V* E1 H% M3 V; t- MDODGE: 2 _3 z( a! s$ E6 z% j, `
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
7 d9 G2 F, ?2 z9 l) D: a5 fDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater 4 \8 R+ Y# a1 ]% g
Dead Old Dog Going East
/ q. [& L; R* T- dDead On Day Guarantee Expires " X8 t* b8 R/ T0 {1 K) f& p/ ?
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy + H9 u( Q2 Q0 S: p# ^! p
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
% v' l; E( z0 e: ADead Or Dying Garbage Emitter + H9 d2 y- [/ H$ k. G8 @4 {
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment + ^- Z* s1 \; ~+ k6 z: B# I! Q
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive $ e& P4 p. c9 ]0 F9 l
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( I# g, W' y0 Y: WEDSEL:
4 [% I/ n( }" c6 W4 OEvery Day Something Else Leaks 7 u. d6 R0 E& t
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 4 |, R6 ~: V& K9 X
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FIAT: ; [4 u5 j% {8 C2 O5 e+ e# m
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology & r; E/ [; a B, d" y
Fix It Again, Tony
2 d0 s; }3 p3 J3 ^Fix It All the Time 4 t: }! X: w4 M2 p7 Y% X
Found In A Toilet
! ~' m8 P/ a* Z9 @Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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9 i4 R+ n: d- p7 T7 uFORD:
8 L) O' o' T8 n3 o7 x; N& D: `Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge ) G9 ?% I- a, @" S# d6 I; F
Fix Or Repair Daily
1 x3 I4 Z' w: l, `' X! \Found On Road Dead # n2 V/ p- B2 f* @, S
Fast Only Rolling Downhill # X5 a; S+ X5 T
First On Race Day
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9 \0 {; U8 h1 [$ EFabricated Of Refried Dung
0 q5 T% h, v5 mFails On Rainy Days 5 o; u6 {! U9 X" E; T
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
, u- m6 Q- v, }) t: AFatally Obese Redneck Driver 0 l0 h" D! P' `% _( j
Fault Of R&D
. U5 Z; j# u! G2 D& j" RFinally Obsolete Racing Device
7 s l: n. i! o4 @+ \Fireball On Rear Denting 6 i' ^7 e6 S& C& ~3 O/ D
First On Road to Dump
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Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 5 W. ` ^( l4 X/ r5 ?3 X( k/ z
Flipping Over Results in Death
! C! m/ Y1 g4 n7 AFlipped Over Roadside Disaster . O$ h7 q1 p, w+ {7 u
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
: ^/ J( @7 O* iFoot On Road Decelerates
- U8 [3 z1 T& f( T" dForced On Reluctant Drivers 4 z: \. c7 u' s7 n
Formed Of Rejected DNA 7 @" T2 F A: a# c6 K% p: A/ |) e
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
; D9 ]4 j" z+ fForward Only; Reverse Defective
; R/ k# i; C, A8 O. eForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
0 G" D% V% L [! R2 F: Q$ WFork Over Repair Dough
7 J: Q5 J3 q$ O6 F1 P& cFouled Out Re-done Dodge
- d+ C& a0 u1 t: n$ G. DFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ! ~0 \$ l& I0 ~* I- r$ m
Free Or Reduced Drastically ; N8 Y/ @6 c4 e
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
8 J6 c/ }2 F, E# uFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
0 F3 q1 c& E" q7 d) w. xFunny Old Rattling Dump
9 g% S6 H$ V) e. }Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
/ v! Z3 T: ]: XFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
" X" C' b; Q1 S9 v, \) gFound Out-Right Dangerous
' O; O% O- r$ m; V" [' lFuture Of Racings Delight
6 C2 Z+ Z3 e1 g0 t2 S9 ^" F(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot j4 _# }( K9 K) P
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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# A* p4 X$ h- I; n. D' y3 CLacks Total Dependability
! r' E$ P, |- ?6 q; E) nLots To Do
' H* H# `( r% y8 V# hLooses Transmissions Daily : w7 M. i# z) h( }* O ^6 w2 x
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked & @- M' p0 _" A; X: v: {
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GM: * M5 I! y- E+ V6 x6 i0 X
General Maintenance ; k* e: c' D9 m! v( r- E' p$ D- s( a
Great Mistake 3 U) ]* b: R/ G6 c0 I- P
Garbage Motors $ p& M7 N3 b7 ~
Generally Miserable
8 C$ Q( U4 X. R) dGrossly Misconceived
/ [1 |1 `9 n+ ]/ u' H7 u+ K/ vGluteus Maximus
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Goofy's Manufacturing
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GMC:
* g& k" A3 ^" VGrief & Misery Combined % k1 O% d2 w: T3 r8 n
Garage Man's Companion " |6 Q, `3 n& S3 I) O
Gotta Mechanic Coming? ( f. d9 U7 ~$ `7 _8 K0 T6 }
Generally Mediocre Cars
0 ~& d4 O) g J. y, S/ r1 HGet More Chicks # X/ L. z8 z' \. n- e6 v# Y' R* J1 ]
Gets Mechanics Crazy 7 ~2 C& E+ c7 S/ L" H
Gods Mechanical Curse 7 G* ]. @5 {7 H \+ ~
Got More Crap 1 S, R8 q; q$ m
Great Mountain Climber
% _9 N3 y2 v9 l, s4 [- H4 p1 YGreat Motor Car
' l+ }% |: Q/ |% eGod Made Chevy
& E( d$ q4 S4 Y* b6 g3 u+ }" V% AGood Moron Car
3 S o1 w( g9 p9 r8 cGot Mine Cheap
; G4 x- I6 F( t+ p6 F% Y' j/ |Get My Checkbook
) ^1 m0 h/ u; L t0 EGone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
_, G5 S E# Z5 r: ^# y/ eGas, Tires, Oil
, [8 L& [! x( \' t; Y0 T! pGet Tools Out * I3 F* k, n: E/ x6 P- `4 X
Get To Onramp 9 N. }% ]. {3 v6 M* a
Good To Own
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Generally Trashed Out / U+ w8 G3 Q* h, g) V
Good Time Out " X! I1 I. G# }5 b( ^& W/ k4 x
Gone To Overdrive
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything & P! z* {8 M1 q. x. Y9 G4 x! q
Had One Never Did Again
# v. Z5 d( ?* e( N X3 x: MHang On, Not Done Accelerating
1 V$ a, n1 B" p" h, gHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
* z2 ^8 `2 i, W8 X+ Q' r. c+ ZHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ) E7 ]" y$ a/ s) t" y! b
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration - v& A5 t& [% y$ h+ N! ]
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
1 l- V" d8 x0 I8 tPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 0 e/ u# {* U" P1 z: n7 j
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JEEP:
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Just Empty Every Pocket
9 r% m: A' A" |6 ?( y% z# h( h% AJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
, S1 L' K& K# k8 g& j8 W8 R2 i* X3 IJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ! d$ H, q/ ]" H4 Q b z: @
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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; n i* i4 e" ? u, m$ f8 G6 @Kick It Around
. d) T; g+ y7 D2 NKick It Again 3 [5 ~7 C |/ D2 M& P' U9 m
Killed In Action
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( K3 a* g2 X2 ~9 ?) R: uLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 6 u! Y4 ?( q+ h, Q7 ~
: Q# I3 g8 B) W8 OMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ) h. O* l6 _8 ~
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MG:
) i# i; N* z3 A" dMoney Guzzler l$ Q7 B/ z% n8 C
Mostly Garaged ; U# i* g6 y4 |0 V- ?: K* R1 L
Major Goof ; M" P/ O7 {& ~
MGB: Might Go Backwards ) v1 T8 B `/ Y
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
1 B. c7 ]5 L( \5 ^2 HMGB: Motor Going Bad ) N" g% [, f0 Y/ _/ p! w9 p+ w
MGF: Might Go Forward ; g e8 L; b5 |* D+ V. `. l( W A2 U' d
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! M5 L" x( [% I0 k6 l# A2 x. D7 RMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ' o' Y$ u2 a _ M+ d0 Z0 h
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Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
, m* @ S3 J* M$ D# ]/ R, z- ?9 }Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
) p6 W w8 p9 \( r' [1 V, \% yMost Often Passed At Races ' z2 N9 B$ i. C! o, ` e
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
$ d l+ A# K! v3 F3 `Move Over People Are Racing
9 L) Z a$ W+ G0 m5 S5 n: HMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
7 u2 e4 k* \8 l- ?# tMy Old Pig Ain't Running % {' L9 r( C! A6 Z( ^
My Only Problems Are Repairs
1 H+ [1 \, w: m2 z5 V1 Z) DMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
7 a8 K6 H: {. dMore Often Parts Are Replaced - G! |+ B: p8 s: S4 d
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* ?8 P7 V) {+ _. V% E* HMUSTANG: ; n. s; r( ?; u; G* ^
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
^/ W( X% V& f6 pMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go * n( }' K+ E+ c j7 l
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go - N2 _; C7 `: g4 X/ b
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 3 F9 K4 q# e. y4 d
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OLDSMOBILE: 4 Y: H7 J1 T" _; C+ v
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
6 z+ j9 `! K2 ?3 M8 B. HOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
* s. X& E }8 l5 nPut In Nickel To Operate
9 v2 g# Q3 A9 sPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 3 Z! \/ p1 n' O% d ^3 a/ m
Put In New Transmission Often
% }$ S# G# k7 b8 W$ GPushed In Neutral Too Often
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& n7 y0 a$ {, z/ QPONTIAC: 6 ~9 a' A* ^4 G* t U
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car / o8 v. I" i$ e7 m
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
. _5 C# A1 {- c2 S D v0 CProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything / ^# I4 p4 B( k/ \+ U( Q
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 5 ?) @& n0 W' h6 B1 y( v" N+ S9 r
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Send Another Automobile Back
3 v3 F, N* |' I5 i* c8 }* jSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
$ H6 C7 n9 e6 C1 ?& TSad Attempt At Beauty : F5 C9 l- f9 `( S0 o# w
Sorry Auto, Always Broken 3 P) c5 U% F' t7 K- O+ M1 n$ U, Q
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 2 b& H- \: J# b ^
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% N5 n# e; N( G, x4 g8 b% |) X } }9 ]SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: " A- \' |9 g" j" _; B
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto & W/ c" t+ F0 l7 q& V' x
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
+ a% F. U2 d& ?! l3 F, LThe One You Ought To Avoid
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+ j2 k0 [1 ?' X. G' gTRIUMPH: 1 j* {! Z- B( x9 R7 z m
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! # n- {4 P4 B& X6 l& p0 Q3 V
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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9 M- c# X( a7 W1 m& EVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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8 a+ |# ]$ R- X- D' L7 o; T$ B6 L* LVintage Wreck ( V6 c- p) X# G1 {
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