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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
7 H3 |; t4 {. X l( {, ZAsia's Curse Upon Rural America 5 m3 _1 N4 Z4 m1 @6 S
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AMC:
2 R, D2 @' V7 \# pAll Makes Combined
8 \- t2 w" x+ b- _0 CA Major Cost * y$ A- K' l) {3 { e3 I7 n' m
A Mutated Car
$ v( l; ^4 e, {% v1 P( r3 hA Morons Car - N0 L0 Z; [$ Q3 t; l- i, t
Another Major Catastrophe
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A Miss Conception
% A- U3 P7 t, v0 J6 O+ U) O1 i oAll Muscle Car 3 J6 U, I. ]0 X" B
All Most Car 9 O: \$ V6 A4 N7 q
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
; ~) K2 W. k W, M* {% gAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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2 C b; q% r" j0 h& iAUDI: 7 \- {5 m! r! Z6 U
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
3 D! ]0 r$ ~$ B9 X& [2 s ZAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
* O" X$ t. Q3 ]: R/ {7 [" V& VAutomobile Under Demonic Influence 4 V! [* ]5 J% h. O* z
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
. q* u. h8 V9 A- D, bAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence & s4 R- L7 r( j
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
) Z; F3 C( o2 h( L3 U- ]4 m' R; L4 r, \All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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, x' I* a, U- G) W1 W! BBMW:
1 a) t' q. P+ x1 w2 x' YBig Money Works 1 z4 `7 v1 ?0 Y% G% m, w! s1 L6 v
Bought My Wife
0 B x# R* N- f* v/ FBrutal Money Waster ) p9 G* U' n4 \
Break My Window ) `; e% V' i) ?* f
Break My Windshield
9 X( _8 Z0 o& A, O4 U3 q! N/ O5 QBabbling Mechanical Wench " O3 r) V$ P" E+ i r
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
( E/ i2 o) c. ^' q$ v7 gBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
+ A5 |. V" J" X; ~* A: l' R* zBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
# `& A' R4 q) \: [9 }Barely Moving Wreck
, E5 R$ H- M& u: C9 a' |1 aBig Money Waste
7 @; B+ l. Q) R* W2 V4 d, BBig Money. Why?
* L! `6 V! Z9 ?" eBig Money Works - C: h$ Y9 P1 M0 k
Born Moderately Wealthy 0 [- B0 Z3 U2 I N# W8 T8 [
Breaks Most Wrenches
" O+ G& x4 z$ X5 [" tBring Many Wrenches ' T0 o+ S7 ^: c3 T3 U! P7 S
Brings Me Women
% B' u% Z3 |( O& m# O3 pBrings More Women
. M! X# E: e& TBroken Money Waster
5 A5 E- v% \6 D# {" e, w8 }Broke My Wallet
6 L- [$ }! X. Y/ U5 ]" u% }& `Broken Monstrous Wonder 8 Z/ L; m3 |* D) q
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch & [6 |1 C$ T0 m3 m0 f9 \6 d
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 6 i9 [# \1 S4 ~1 a
Bavarian Manure Wagon 7 l/ Z/ Z+ y6 O- S# v' j0 ?
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" w8 E0 d, L/ M V! b% t6 _9 FBUICK: ; z. V4 d; M1 [- W5 r
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer # `* D7 [# u2 |/ D4 w/ h* t6 l6 P; O
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
! F. z) b% X$ Q$ y/ e4 WCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ) E- Y. b, S7 f* m U
Can't America Make A Real One?
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Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: 7 e6 P) n K$ B* W* S# F3 L7 o
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
+ \: r( m" O' ^- D( E% Q9 y( r, jCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time * [, `2 L. C5 v4 ]$ h+ q
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
* ^+ O4 Y D. g3 W* J. QConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
# c- a- y, M" x# b hCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology / P6 B1 B I- R* r5 C1 L
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$ W: z! F( l4 A! s; z# |DODGE: * X1 f8 |5 u) q. ]7 a9 A
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 6 G$ B) |: R& o" p D" A
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater ' f2 K& v! ?- D
Dead Old Dog Going East ; a, r& ~% ]+ g( \7 p5 P5 x( q7 L
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
, f g: A+ F- qDead On Delivery, Go Easy * A. C5 w& q9 r
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
* ?$ X. k* ~" }; f; f- ? `4 M" e. j* WDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter ) y% y6 A4 n3 K0 W, G. j
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 2 W/ a: {, \7 f% j$ f
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: ( F0 l( V5 _5 k% l
Every Day Something Else Leaks * i J) f* ^( s6 Z( p. G
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs ; Z5 m. k$ A, Q9 z
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FIAT: 7 @; d9 ^' T2 l: U
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
0 Y7 \8 ?& N6 iFix It Again, Tony
c4 F7 h0 }1 ^! w, v! iFix It All the Time
# M) [/ m1 S0 v3 J; U X. XFound In A Toilet 1 \" B6 x' Y8 l8 }' S2 q
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: ) z$ R1 f6 b1 i m$ t. F6 @' m
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge ( [+ i, L) c) `5 T8 I' E* Y
Fix Or Repair Daily
0 ]9 T% D. {& \7 @# M9 o' pFound On Road Dead
! j" n0 P, k5 D% BFast Only Rolling Downhill
0 e& O/ p8 \" g+ Z* EFirst On Race Day , Q/ Q( H# {/ z" U% A
First On Recall Day
4 X, I9 k; M9 I* O3 dFabricated Of Refried Dung
* R0 l x U0 d9 nFails On Rainy Days 3 N) \( p8 o. o
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 8 {# ~# B @' f& o
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 8 X5 s5 y' ^- k! a. S
Fault Of R&D * E3 C" S1 M: r- V& t8 T' f
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 4 j. l' u- t/ R1 N
Fireball On Rear Denting
' q" ^+ ~6 L3 t7 n v1 bFirst On Road to Dump j) P& }9 Z" y
First On Rust and Deterioration 8 Y2 s: z! R6 A0 o& ]! M2 n4 L, I
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma / C! m# J7 Z! g V
Flipping Over Results in Death
+ Y" u7 D) `& v1 b. W" C" r/ zFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
2 k- c' X- e( K R+ xFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
) e- D7 G' f4 } ?+ z: X" h$ TFoot On Road Decelerates 9 z: I7 R \, l- {1 ?# `' v
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
* q& g9 L [! y, o3 Q# l; oFormed Of Rejected DNA
- C' B* L: K* U- X( mForwarded Once; Return Denied
" U+ b3 w+ X; q* n- E R! ^) nForward Only; Reverse Defective
) @* ]7 y! w9 k2 h% E; |Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 8 l1 L. ~& S3 j$ n
Fork Over Repair Dough
+ _# D1 x$ v" \Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
7 A8 p0 z: U7 l' G& xFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration & u: I# `3 `" J `9 m: \
Free Or Reduced Drastically 6 E! j; T$ r1 B3 X" ?
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 3 x6 U+ K/ l, n x, r, V% g" k
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
+ z. A% Q! g: e3 c; M0 X! vFunny Old Rattling Dump & Q+ v: {9 W( w \" d& p0 t# g
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) - `! c+ B) X, |- [; z# `! D
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA - [7 d3 {* q/ r/ l* W+ u$ o. Q
Found Out-Right Dangerous * l2 l3 I+ Z% u- m+ Q" m) b
Future Of Racings Delight
$ \, M- @2 o7 f8 D: D. ?; D+ h(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
" G( c: ~0 I& ~) d- K3 @(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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9 I0 w* u9 l0 h# n+ p9 b! QLacks Total Dependability
0 n( M o6 D- w1 ^) F$ iLots To Do
6 ?) p4 I6 A$ X- r7 a6 pLooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 8 e+ O; X9 R3 v: b) l N+ j2 d6 O
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General Maintenance
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; y% g [+ S0 ^# RGarbage Motors
' J* v9 y: o- B3 C% S# dGenerally Miserable
+ a) P0 M; S5 S$ KGrossly Misconceived $ G! Y9 p$ b# x
Gluteus Maximus
0 T3 V" c) T. Z t( J) V0 ~Good Money 7 m% z) e; I" f7 M+ D: |
Goofy's Manufacturing
( n2 p, d: h( l8 I. i. CGone Mental 9 X, S" X2 F; H9 S
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Grief & Misery Combined
) _3 k# [: ?9 w2 _0 jGarage Man's Companion
% X5 E0 v+ f3 G6 g' U. i1 x: C: IGotta Mechanic Coming? 8 U" R3 u8 x) d6 \ e1 [9 @
Generally Mediocre Cars + K4 t/ M) l8 l9 P. ?. B
Get More Chicks - t) T. O" T2 y* s
Gets Mechanics Crazy , ]# c& E, U" [( b
Gods Mechanical Curse
3 N* N4 |/ o# RGot More Crap / b* ^+ w' l8 _* u: {* T2 z
Great Mountain Climber
& p; Y, Q) u$ M% E* KGreat Motor Car
/ Y' g' a% W4 r. n! y3 mGod Made Chevy . x- b2 |0 s8 d
Good Moron Car
$ j6 S+ X7 X% v& ~4 _4 \Got Mine Cheap
2 N. Q3 H7 {7 F- {( j% F/ OGet My Checkbook / ]1 M* A: F* d$ G3 x
Gone Mad Corp.
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/ I$ l# [8 F0 G; \2 r, z+ X. b6 n5 M7 NGas, Tires, Oil 8 Z7 o( u# A e" r8 ^$ ?5 r
Get Tools Out 0 U% U6 [* s/ A; \' y6 I
Get To Onramp
, h/ ~! \' g% g' rGood To Own
. r' H+ k, H/ B+ D) eGet The Others 1 A# B( v% t6 P9 B) \* I8 c
Generally Trashed Out - [$ S. H" j' d2 q
Good Time Out 0 @7 y7 \9 N& [$ j" ]
Gone To Overdrive
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything ' e- i. l$ g. j
Had One Never Did Again
/ R X- w' N6 Q; T3 H8 T2 fHang On, Not Done Accelerating " _1 z. c9 `8 {+ X. u7 X2 g
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
& E- I$ [; r! j6 S% K0 yHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
. ]( w3 }4 x' K! HHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration ' z3 S0 `$ {: n, m$ V" C) c
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 0 {$ F7 e K; l: h8 `$ S6 Q0 c
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
5 J* X$ v1 y* g+ Q) a% CJust Eats Every Part 2 m" D4 y' a$ \
Just Empty Every Pocket 2 f& \, w- B! u( Y# R! b5 X! K
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
" h9 C. m) k: ~ }' }Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
" W+ s1 }! N# K) V- c" u: AJinxed Engine has Extra Parts & u4 W) O X V( w% z' m* S- `6 r
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KIA:
?1 x8 L# z! r0 FKick It Around - ?- }$ w: [8 c
Kick It Again # }% |# ?3 K! F f% n
Killed In Action - a" H6 A- z, f0 ]7 j T/ |- }$ |
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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+ r- l% @. u: }6 B* k6 i3 HMoney Guzzler + o* P7 i) |4 N" m) R% w# O% Q
Mostly Garaged 7 w/ U( O, ^' i
Major Goof 2 A6 P# b+ x0 {- q/ z+ [
MGB: Might Go Backwards
5 D; { S. G, j: KMGB: Might Go, But . . . ! J- x6 g/ _' R. W* w
MGB: Motor Going Bad
/ H, D% ?# @# m0 R" KMGF: Might Go Forward & a' B# H, O! _7 O' V% @5 z
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1 a# I/ w/ I" G4 V3 h( YMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate $ I1 X# c* h R, l$ \( j
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MOPAR
9 [( p. x3 h$ l- P5 B- W5 a6 f- QMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
( g9 \- M+ d" G+ r2 Y/ y' _Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
: S" M$ s0 t' o5 T% W) f# JMost Often Passed At Races * x3 O0 _; _* U; g. D% ?/ O
Mostly Old Parts And Rust p! Y: Y2 [ m/ W7 U
Move Over People Are Racing 0 m' W* |! C) a. f/ m
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 6 b8 K2 Y' b# A& z. k) G: E
My Old Pig Ain't Running $ Y a, o/ W0 O5 R+ L9 @: {
My Only Problems Are Repairs & {; P, [/ G, B% J4 C! D9 ?
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 4 c. p' j6 |/ p, ?9 S
More Often Parts Are Replaced " G, k1 C' x! Y7 D
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MUSTANG:
) p" z$ x% r' L4 G6 m$ g qMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
$ Z; r, i" \: b- T3 `Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
( ~( @. w2 `( f2 tMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
! x* b E; `3 T! DMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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3 E/ D8 }/ P. Y, A' dOLDSMOBILE:
0 a0 G: c& x9 ^- u: V4 ROld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
8 Y% s0 V! J) {3 ?- d v1 bOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment . W" K8 i# _, j1 H
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. Z% e: s6 G+ o9 {- {Put In Nickel To Operate : [" R/ [3 a. l$ n& j' _0 y
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
' h1 l2 J; T* B: U: s, cPut In New Transmission Often : j* z" w7 r' w5 G. Y8 z
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
2 d6 Q$ o: w) V1 LPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 2 j! U1 p i. ^# a+ z# G, M
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ( [3 D2 A4 l! q
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PORSCHE:
: O+ t1 ? n$ M8 P m6 u8 i: |; f) WProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything J* g0 c: ?, M8 O( a6 X" {$ k V
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough ( Q) j% ^0 ]! k) y7 b" O
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SAAB: : ^ A/ N. M0 `' y3 `% s( ]6 [1 v
Send Another Automobile Back , H- n3 g% a% |* e. Y
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown ( b( `7 g9 _# \# A- _- d
Sad Attempt At Beauty 6 L& E+ H; f8 w) ^
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
& `2 `% p7 ~% {. j# i7 A% VTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass r; N! H/ l" _/ {
The One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! : `8 a4 D. E6 T8 e
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 4 ?$ S" c T- u- p9 V
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5 e5 z' v& w; kTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
* I% g. T8 Z, w! I; yVintage Wreck ' ^+ x5 S% T" F4 ~
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