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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with1 N; [ \* a0 I2 L* G* A9 s
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to6 A, z o& v0 }2 b
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'" @! C/ w: R$ J2 P5 R- f
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
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think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'1 ^* F, \! C# x$ A7 E
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just( B& j8 u* n6 W* }) f/ Q
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
