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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with! e ]2 g# C+ v, q; I
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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* m5 Y% Q) F( Q! f2 G' L" t The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
4 t! S! X" f& R0 s( [4 B/ b# TWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
* j+ Z6 T2 ?; o, c* \ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they+ e. M. a* h5 Y/ z) M
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
4 }8 Y; G$ _# `8 z9 i0 S6 Z; ]+ Kthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' X% s' c) D1 O w
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
% Q' {# J7 l3 ?* a E$ V6 ccouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for6 d" e! I8 L6 k4 z- D
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
