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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with- h6 E/ |. W: H& p
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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0 u* ]) U0 ~6 [; H( i9 O( p The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to* o+ u" E2 z% @
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'# ]# k4 `# V0 y8 I
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they( z& K P) s4 I2 `6 d' ~, W
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you! U6 P! b9 s9 O0 Q0 M; \
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'" `3 Y! N2 c! I' }6 |# i% A% M& b
& L5 p N' m% s0 U 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
; F1 h$ b4 H0 _" Lcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
9 X2 g' n4 ^# `, e' D! mshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
