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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with- Y y B9 o) m! M
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
% O9 A7 ?9 C- E2 n7 w. g$ {Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
3 v0 y2 `3 k( t$ q1 B: v, i# M) l! ? The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
& E0 z9 Z. `. z( t( z: oain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you7 a* Y* U1 V6 l6 p
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just6 W; A' Y0 ^2 ?
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
