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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
0 i! b8 S6 Z; F; X/ uher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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' ]* p7 S- [' w9 A1 z The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to) G0 S4 P7 |& E8 n
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
c; A: m3 z* G/ {) | The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they. g. p% p; }0 f3 T
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
" t* }0 r" r$ a+ S+ ~: xthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?', q3 J3 h& N2 V4 p8 u( F
8 Q- K& V2 b: ]9 L" ^ 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just8 Q- ^! C: q* E/ u9 r* x+ B0 W1 [
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for2 e t" c. S" ^4 K# ~
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
