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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with* m, H k/ w; Q5 d/ q: ?* |
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the* ~) B5 L2 Z: ~) w7 e
entrance.
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3 {! z- O' ]3 w4 c; v The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to& D/ Z( {5 _% I9 n. X3 U# F
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
% Z5 z% D7 E- f1 F2 r The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they2 }% T1 X9 l7 w! O7 x/ i
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
, z. \: ]! D1 V z5 cthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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- e9 Z+ D% A K/ y2 g9 G _ 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
4 }( i2 X7 g- K2 C/ e) @couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
' y( P9 _% Q" r9 m% lshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
