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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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. a4 G' Y& a M8 C. A8 l0 K The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
1 T+ C6 D! u% t. \6 OWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
$ _6 K$ I% i$ U, ~ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
7 a6 B: h; z) e1 tain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you: r' B7 L% q% T- m7 {/ ^
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
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shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
