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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
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ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
! Z2 _' g8 K1 b/ Athink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'2 ]& C5 k" m5 b: o$ F7 Q
: a* q: i! \9 _% u) P9 J 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just0 u/ Q9 W$ C7 Q k; ?3 a/ [
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
