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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with P' N* E% r3 |, W9 |6 g
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
5 @) n# q5 F Z+ V) g' [1 {# Lentrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
C* w8 F* {1 x! E% XWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
7 k2 ?% O! l. Y& | The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they* d% G9 E6 O8 ]1 j
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you3 p$ P6 }6 m6 p
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'3 Z1 y- }0 v2 Y; l# a
& J( ]$ ?; w$ `, @2 A/ R l 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
- f8 }2 W+ o1 c* j! s, Rcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for1 U9 y& n; W4 Z- x! X/ \) Y
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
