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Believe it or not.
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Woman has
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Mrs. has P" S' `% e8 X+ v. Q! a
Mr. in it;
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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3 d5 h; f) r1 M* h% o9 j2 U- UMen were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the( P0 c' u4 T$ [9 B$ {
legs of a woman....
; B7 j. h) U) T" f3 bWhy?
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7 C/ p7 e( X9 Q) {3 @BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME( e |% b8 J3 {8 q
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:; H! N" X" S! y9 m
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with& a& u/ Q3 t: c7 X7 I) p9 v
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/ t2 o# n- f2 dMEN tal illness
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MEN tal breakdown' P; M5 \$ L2 Y4 ^ j- U% G* r
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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' g& H, y2 Q9 x' `3 ?, y0 ]) S9 t2 vSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them $ H9 z$ b8 t) `) a' D0 M6 n
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....+ Z% r$ ^4 \! v" F: J0 j5 `% [3 w
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