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Believe it or not.
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Madam has
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/ u$ @5 S# y$ h& ?- V; u0 G$ H' c$ BNo wonder men always want to be inside women! 2 p }4 z+ V7 q- H: M F
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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- _- e. L/ O& oOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN opause
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GUY necologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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7 R) b$ d! S3 ]3 ?) A; K9 JSend this to all the men just to annoy them
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) T" L: R+ f3 N5 ~Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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