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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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in it;
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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legs of a woman.... # ^% r, g0 ?, P
Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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0 Y0 `0 F. o% ^; ^Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...& F+ a- t% ^! i5 U: q: |. F

. g- N5 W- X* W( i+ OI never looked at it this way before:

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2 r$ F: j4 L/ d1 j8 aEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  ( Q6 P, T" b7 P& g( F
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' `- _1 ]( u  _MEN tal illness
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MEN strual cramps
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GUY necologist
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terectomy.
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3 o% u& a* G" BSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....  I. M% k4 V) n$ d# C) W* B
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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