Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
' y. L7 }6 S5 OIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

8 `; |5 f5 s4 N  e! W+ yIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
! t! f; R. d) u# e% _If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 g9 q2 y! k% g. ^! S9 ~, rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 _) m) C' l; Y! I8 n: d4 D; ZIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
$ y) ]; [  i& a0 O  sIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

+ d+ |* O( p) s; i% N6 d" V1 V* IIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
0 _4 y2 C, u, L+ F0 Y( o3 PIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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) ?2 c) j0 z% Q" BIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

7 [' r2 a/ T1 x% y2 v: |If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
" y# P! X0 s# ^( w; FIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

; o0 k  C, J4 C, uIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& A9 D' l$ l% b3 n9 `3 k  O/ CIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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# |- v8 U" O5 f+ q9 NIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~