Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
/ n% ]# e* x; _% n. xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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8 c; x) Q. P- mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

$ G  W+ g8 D( C  ~! M# k- QIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
0 G; K) \5 N: H" y0 J1 R3 IIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

; w5 q+ g( m: a& [) i/ qIf you cry, you're a wimp.
" y5 B8 H: a6 A5 P3 W( SIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: T# P( l' j% h+ X) h" |If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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1 F: W/ B! w; I- p. zIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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6 c. K7 }7 u4 q' P4 BIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 x# q" y- [7 t, d# N1 oIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! I; v# Q" ~9 Y# M1 b5 j6 r% u2 pIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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5 D5 a# V& u- JIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
9 I4 e7 m) T1 U: e% b$ ]2 bIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 p8 Q  M% n  A7 K8 oIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
) E; G+ F+ V7 l2 a+ s9 Afeeling sorry for the guys~