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9 l) g5 n `3 n9 U& X+ zIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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8 Q0 W- t% y4 y6 D( LIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
2 _2 t3 R# o. y4 TIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.2 C) v. D, @/ ]9 Q8 ?' A
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.& e' U2 d; l6 A3 n: ^5 v/ B) K
3 E4 q) [3 k, F/ i+ F8 kIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 t/ J& J% a4 {+ dIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.: P: |( w4 }& F" c8 J
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If you cry, you're a wimp.5 t4 ]7 e: b# d. R) N
If you don't, you're insensitive.' `7 L9 O4 M1 ?: U4 b" a+ |
3 F9 }2 P6 C, S/ AIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. L% F/ k0 l# U: [& ^% Q5 v/ O5 l# F
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.* P7 G( l5 T: f d; s
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; ?! R) z9 [! f" I4 DIf she asks you, it's a favor., U( c, S% D7 f" k' q' \' U
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 n& {& w$ K: I8 M# sIf you don't, you're a slob.+ @7 ]& [1 k. Z, Y/ Z
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.: }' C- l* N; |. r( Z
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.- Y8 s* S% T, s/ |/ n* O
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
+ ?8 g, C {+ Y( ^# ]If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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1 S" y1 f1 G ?/ {) }If she has a headache, she's tired.4 `8 p" G4 M7 h$ N
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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