Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
1 U  a; V' P- r/ qIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- O' F! b( Z6 B4 z+ {; _  N. T! [1 @8 DIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- D8 f; Q- b: p1 }1 H5 \6 VIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 z: ~) N/ E6 r; vIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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& T( x+ K$ z! _0 |; ~' b' HIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 D# x! R9 o: ^5 }: B; B# K8 rIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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) j  R( H  F4 O0 q# L: eIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

7 c6 w8 b* r. a3 n; KIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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3 Q, b$ t0 l; w; H% v8 ?2 iIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
9 _, Y: O5 v/ v4 zIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
# D$ o. `+ x, y4 vIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~