Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- h; H! M' U2 [! O; Y. C+ `( ~/ y# {If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ I# C7 F# U9 |" X# uIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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2 I- \! n2 a" T' lIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# Z4 v4 Y6 ^7 p' e5 [1 g- C: A& p  ZIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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/ |; t% z/ j$ t2 m1 V+ EIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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5 b- o2 ~+ s: S7 p& ^If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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, I: s/ t) r. s$ E3 _: [If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( M+ i3 P+ B% k9 }$ U- oIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

4 |) u6 A4 J5 d  ~/ a& T: {If she has a headache, she's tired.
8 _! M, N6 T' m7 GIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
; s( l( i8 r5 D0 m# j6 Ofeeling sorry for the guys~