Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

+ j# h8 g2 A7 wIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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' }( V4 W/ {& z/ f9 XIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- \, s) b, ?5 X# A* J8 R) yIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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: [; F( |6 I3 v# W% h- E* pIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' V0 A: X1 D) }% K; h& e( ]  KIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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7 Z  }  R$ o& {, ^1 y& Z3 w1 ~If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

6 P1 T* E) k% O0 T0 pIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~