Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 Z; W% p" J" kIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

3 e4 `! q( P# P& s9 I+ u' {& Q9 WIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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1 D/ k* b& F4 u7 ~If you cry, you're a wimp.
6 c- x. b6 K! G1 z' KIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

) M; B  [) Z& p, YIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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) b# o1 |& L6 `0 y; Y' v; o5 ^$ C: }If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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7 m3 g8 O3 e0 A+ g& {4 `- bIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) x) b9 w" m3 p! v- ^+ o3 NIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
# ^) k: k+ f+ eIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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. m6 n, D( ^" b0 r& P0 @If she has a headache, she's tired.
! c+ x/ d# p( `If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~