Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  `% {( N. v( Z; T- q  I0 [" WIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

( Y3 L; K  v4 b* B. `- mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 o) h& J0 g- g& HIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. f1 F, r+ Z: n6 L, `0 ^) mIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
) j/ J; t$ f' ~: aIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- w* g+ N9 ]& o7 J2 ]* Z5 ~& @+ R' wIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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% O  ~. Z% O2 l0 e8 a7 xIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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) S8 ^. _7 r1 {) X$ m0 hIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
9 D1 G" d4 t% z8 Q: e; `If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
# X( i5 J1 ?2 C2 N+ l( v% sIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~