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/ ^9 R, X4 @6 p0 Z3 LThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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5 i+ a# ^; Y( |5 T X'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'3 S1 Y- }6 S1 S* X/ h$ K. n
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
7 V8 s6 G% b# ?9 o(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ! \, C# v% e' S6 L8 n7 E
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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