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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 0 V8 M" U# \( E8 J9 Q& ?
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 7 y" Q0 t$ v& A b# X# z
$ s( R% ]4 f, y$ a) L1 [ ^( eThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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6 U1 D4 k; H! H% |: b8 ~0 X2 w9 M'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
/ s o0 r8 G2 J; ?0 _5 m(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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; ~ l. y3 D9 m/ D'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' : ]/ g, ~- ~$ Y I' t5 Q
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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