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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. # j" K& Y$ t C5 m$ v
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 5 \( S. x; l6 X0 @
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' % V& j& g4 q3 ^0 P9 g5 m8 P
2 f# ^6 Z$ |1 e/ p2 p" v'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'% `" F) T6 M' Q2 }' g
& k( W- E- b' S+ v }'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................5 J. C4 I# S" O% {3 M- s
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ( {* F) f* q4 x$ s. Y( q9 h: \& H
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 5 B v. Y7 k9 { t6 ~$ H% o
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ) p) c# U! Y" V- j- z( Y* `
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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