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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 1 ~( D2 t/ c! |" @& z8 @
' E6 L, n' X0 n4 JThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' ; ~' U/ z! U1 i1 W1 b
6 P. x( ^: i0 y: m'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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; Q& o# r& n5 t/ t& F% ]. Q'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
A; I! g% m8 O8 v/ [* |6 {2 ?: {(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 3 i1 [% e# B7 r# H8 i) u
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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6 H7 |8 k8 E# N: m6 v* C- dGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 6 x9 N% N1 a/ Q: Y7 M7 f
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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