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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'. a4 v3 t" B3 w; a& f, E: h/ }
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................4 X. _1 @+ Y3 {$ S
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ) ^: C5 Y1 _# J6 y( j, s3 q
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ' W8 \ Z$ N4 r
: y' L) P n+ U4 j& a6 `- }% xGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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1 N" d" M# ]. q* q3 g6 i( p'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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