Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN) e0 m- X# W. r0 J- k! p
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, m8 L* b+ e% A! R' ? WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA./ V& L8 ^2 S/ w; q

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED./ f; D8 V+ b$ P. V5 K
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5 P8 C/ s0 @( w$ q1 q THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.: v/ C9 R# ~8 P3 h
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."+ R) _. O: ~8 C
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.1 S0 I4 t, X) B+ E1 F7 m2 v6 G* B
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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7 ~* Z3 F: p  x "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."; m/ E. w: x% c6 i! H! ^0 T# K& v
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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6 E  ?5 Z9 N( e. b2 W, W NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS/ d# V% v8 Y& Y; U
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IMPRESSIVE..2 F8 D$ B; [! {2 N3 z8 ]  `

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$ H3 q/ b7 z7 d0 \) a SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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2 r2 S* r& [$ ` THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU8 [% l3 m; j9 g* W5 k4 _' D
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FAX!!"

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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