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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.5 X& ]1 e! F/ ~9 A: w
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .8 w2 B& |. p& h `0 W$ R K
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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- J# O+ `- `& a THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.' F# L; ^4 {' p7 Z% p" [2 |/ b) w
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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/ U" t, O/ C( v8 H "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."+ M- H7 O( V5 i
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1 b( ~$ @7 c& c8 b8 @* k5 e6 G- ` THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.( a0 m! k/ e6 R2 \) {' K# m
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.# N/ ] l+ B R' K
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR" A+ S6 g" n B K- J4 C, Y
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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& H' G0 j9 k% f8 e3 d, \# d THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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' h- x$ R# l5 ]+ Q LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A/ a8 G5 U# X" Z( T5 e
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