Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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* f+ ]' q# n! B4 B WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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  L9 N5 i& c) i6 a3 m+ d THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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5 D! Q1 n# S0 F( e "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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1 |( d) t/ Z1 n: m4 @1 m! V, x" q A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


$ t! L) G8 G- s* t# n% [/ \: E "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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; ~" Y4 H% l# Q! O: f THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


1 t8 m1 m4 A8 m7 O+ x NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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3 e% G  M; }5 G IMPRESSIVE..

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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( n% Q* P; T4 A4 q SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.


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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~