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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.$ R3 Q8 y# |: y9 ]

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# i3 O7 \' ~' E# v6 q! B THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.4 W$ E. T* @7 r! R4 R8 W1 X

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' W0 ?( M; s; f. i9 I  G9 Y% A I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."/ a! h% {4 o/ l1 t4 ?! y: T

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.3 q# p9 _+ ]) J+ c# s% J
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. b  W2 C7 e# k3 L" J( x" |$ J THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.5 N( b; z. w+ Z! H* @
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS9 `* p9 ^! ^+ c2 D- o4 s0 y
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5 H0 U5 W' m9 Q' z$ R6 ]2 a$ A IMPRESSIVE..
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1 E1 h5 m" h/ L# S$ z SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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. N8 v# a6 O1 n2 ` SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR, K# w( _4 v" V6 D. x
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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1 J. A% p. ~8 O4 z THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU; y9 e$ o7 O9 _% V
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: f/ Y9 f& z# t2 a LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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