Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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9 z& ^3 F7 F& G- D+ V' }- P THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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0 j) T" e4 s5 O A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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, a# a1 s/ `4 d THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


2 f/ g. Z% _" F* ^8 x+ K5 W2 [ WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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) h6 @" F5 E& C9 c "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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5 `4 @; M! {0 C" u  _ NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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: Q' t. P& Y1 v  Q( A0 r THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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+ c2 ^* `# F% K3 ^0 ?- O; m% c THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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! Y" m" R* w" s7 T LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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+ _6 Y1 M2 q+ b' hI read a similar one before~