Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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: D$ A1 M  j; L WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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& w) Z" G0 w! ]/ R1 l) L5 C% ` THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


/ x! y0 Z" F5 Q4 n I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."


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6 k) h" w6 G! [3 U) n! E3 G A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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. q- f# S1 l" O' Y0 a7 ~ IMPRESSIVE..
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  C3 e% J9 K* C4 y, o5 b- H SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.


THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


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織紗千影

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2 c; \! B+ R& nI read a similar one before~