Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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6 r* L- S7 D0 y$ ?% ^6 I6 X7 \# m. Q WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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7 f5 p/ Z7 E+ a# f- M% m. \ THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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2 j: l1 G' |; W; \3 ?! e8 s WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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+ ]: {% F, n( A$ \; Y6 \ NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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1 U# s9 c( X0 e1 p8 ^ SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.


THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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