Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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7 v3 u6 T* y  r6 T& P/ W WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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0 P1 j0 ?( k, Z* `  S THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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# Y" X# d7 a7 s2 I THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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6 t/ f: p3 z0 F; r- u+ O "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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6 T7 R5 F/ J: ~, W& B$ w$ R9 s WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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( e1 H; J) W7 [7 Q4 o "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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. K2 r6 ^: G% \' U7 t$ l NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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4 }! |9 X8 C$ P$ ]& o! }& C SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


# m) w. B  H3 t. Q% @ SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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* J  R0 m& Y- Y/ B THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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