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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car., H0 j4 N5 ]' P$ y( i
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"" I! I( E# g/ U7 x; t) q: ?' i6 m' W) g
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