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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?6 Z# p4 U% Q3 Y: U2 t; f1 [" f. y0 o$ S5 Y
+ D: M/ m# E" T. s( } K1 U/ H0 TWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"3 q* R. f$ \" G V
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"2 S3 T+ `; b3 I0 _: a: Y' b
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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