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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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8 X. g! l# \$ X5 X( PYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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0 Y$ ? ^7 j" w) ^2 j9 w3 m6 FWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"' T: Q0 G' _8 L9 e
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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