I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car. 4 E- S! d8 u# c& M* M+ j " D$ A% d3 G' U. n. z1 qYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny? 0 b0 }# N' W; v; F 8 O0 N$ F0 Z9 HWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!" g' I2 M+ ?) D3 R- ]
7 b D$ S' X* b' VSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"* o9 K! N+ }' e3 V" H6 y
& O/ e7 K+ N. K: c' f) m.... and that's when the fight started.