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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.8 g% f3 n" d* Y' q8 k
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?4 A/ _ @ t/ q* }7 k" v$ w; R
+ W7 P& X! R- H# r o* }Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?") N( {& ~9 o) C7 t0 \; ~8 ^6 V% g
9 p5 X7 _0 k" `/ d0 X! v.... and that's when the fight started. |
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