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| I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car./ i7 ]0 s* G5 F' f3 ` 2 {) \  m. b6 R  `( e. J/ N" `
 You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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 Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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 So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"1 I; g6 p  ?! \: e+ Q2 s: i
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 .... and that's when the fight started.
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