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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.5 O. X9 R2 p6 k* B, s
, m2 ]# ]( A1 P" `% i/ s6 zYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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7 ^+ }$ M. _7 t& W; _: J' hWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"7 z$ x/ S& V2 X8 S
3 D# g Z4 w! J5 f) n' k: b! J/ d; P# g.... and that's when the fight started. |
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