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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?" l+ e& r' ]( \% m, Z3 @
. D" ?; a$ n9 e( m L/ }+ |) YWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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0 w, p+ a$ y- D( QSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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