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你可以这么想:世界上有三种人,男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓,女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。& ^, u2 E1 e) t( E
engineer是需要学很多东西,原理,但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。
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, t2 m7 t$ K9 D4 I参照以下条件,看你到底是不适合做engg:- N/ Y$ H v5 V) d' B8 I* P
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Symptoms that you are Engineer
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% @1 p! E1 ^2 X% {( T7 WApril 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
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You might be an engineer if…
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, G2 h, B3 {+ S L( HIf your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
$ D$ m0 X6 q+ q; RIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they
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If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
2 O/ _8 Z8 k! z& |& c; xIf you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
; J1 K% O8 Q3 @7 Y" Z# r& c( ?If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
5 L" O. ]1 D6 U/ V; i: D! a4 u8 |1 `2 CIf you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie4 J& `7 l& l4 P: H0 T
If you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas) a, A3 ]2 O0 @3 B( a
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
; N. L& U# c$ yIf your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
7 l; A9 r8 `/ X+ K/ L$ A( Jdecimal point in the right place# M+ G) [' W+ e# {. L/ S
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car
$ g- e- W& X( w& o3 p! j Q! R, cIf you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
/ E/ t7 ^2 [+ _" c! q) Phanging coats and taping ducts% u' B- m# ^$ A P _* s a& P G
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest- T- z, ~8 q4 B; F( S0 l2 D3 F" r
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies: T1 X, U& k, S6 e8 o
If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area
$ c4 x. k3 ?8 Z {. hIf you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a: R9 z- R' A, p0 I0 W! ~/ O- z
test that actually takes five minutes to run
# X1 n4 r" i- p3 g" ]If you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
6 z9 D8 ^. B9 [! m; EIf you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
# K# w. U8 V3 GIf you know the direction the water swirls when you flush9 X# d ~4 |1 w3 u5 l9 ^# D0 f. {
If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s/ B( O6 i5 d9 t0 l# R; @
inside
! _" S0 s, z t5 l) S( \If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
; I/ y% P! e8 M9 W8 {antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
; I5 P" D! e8 d l+ U% HIf you are currently gathering the components to build your own6 _5 _2 c" M7 S; Z: E
nuclear reactor9 Z$ u z- ]; k1 \- [' @
If you have never backed-up your hard drive
; j5 Q: F* G/ W% V, r( dIf you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing1 @. M# b5 ?8 q1 q" ?# a, E$ t4 F
games, but are afraid to say it out loud
4 ~% c" r6 _2 j. _+ l) t7 z0 vIf you truly believe aliens are living among us$ J1 F/ N& p. g( k" E- u8 w; L
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance3 A% x; F/ ?( E5 {, K, F/ r# P7 w
If you see a good design and still have to change it
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questions
/ {4 T2 R! Y3 T$ JIf you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
( ?+ F w4 E( d+ b" {6 O$ y% p2 d/ J5 bIf you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your J; z- \# W3 }8 K9 ]% o3 ~
automobile tires
2 }5 [9 R, ~1 \1 J6 IIf you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you4 X* o" \9 _$ C& A6 y' A
own turns bread into charcoal
! `$ B/ K) y4 a/ [( X0 a; RIf you need a checklist to turn on the TV
- D% H' p2 V1 _& aIf you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
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If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
1 {3 ?: M1 e; fIf you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel+ ]7 N4 @' ~+ W. h) D9 t, A
and have seen most of the shows already
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with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew- \# j8 [/ u) U3 L9 |4 E6 y" G( z
up thinking that was normal
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size screw driver to use
: @! {* d8 [; Q L7 PIf you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own6 m. C. O0 y/ S% n- r8 O
handwriting
( ~( s8 d" P1 OIf you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time, x* Z. j1 w3 H' \: e. P- V! G
this week
. w6 x3 m: z; r" H. a; eIf your checkbook always balances
: n0 U7 }7 [. }' m6 rIf your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her; l2 S8 `' h/ k4 F5 m, @& a
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
" u6 w! C* m9 P8 m/ WIf you think your computer looks better without the cover/ W: X, A, q6 j( ^8 M( e
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they$ [- ?4 x5 q, z, e$ K
didn’t get enough sleep1 i2 `) N* Q4 I( b; Q4 ?, r% A8 R
If you spend more on your home computer than your car9 [4 ?9 i1 ] B+ D7 @6 Q9 @
If you know what http:// stands for; X! ~1 T: ]( ?9 P( p! [
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to0 ^' L U2 g2 s3 E* W0 Y
explain atmospheric absorption theory.
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