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y% M# d, S+ J/ {I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I% l L! g7 v1 E) k3 d! R7 P
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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# Y' ?7 r! W, a$ ~& B- q' m. aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very9 ~" B4 l3 N- b* ]+ B
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and& Z" f0 X1 w) ] a: V
committed my life to her sister.! r! _- H7 I* ]: w! ~
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* K1 C! f) W, V0 g
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild& s' o4 E. ]: Y
fling, just come up and get me."! v( X ^. Z# o0 T5 q% j& A
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ v$ T, r0 u2 u' l5 F
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline" @) {8 W% w I$ G8 f5 _( G
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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