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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I) g! T$ @( i6 [' s
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
) S$ x8 d) |- ^7 b$ xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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7 _' _3 l1 h* W" h* zMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very9 f7 e, Z0 v1 E. f
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
, y; n, u+ W0 q+ K, kwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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5 w/ k2 o! N% Q& j% FOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and# a# r2 a# L# _# L" D
committed my life to her sister.! n& f" v8 K. B6 S0 X
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& [1 ]8 U7 ]$ N0 BWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) G+ [% \ Y; X$ Q( b& Wsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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/ k; L0 b: @, vI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards$ _" |1 P( L: x, n3 Z1 D( h! v# O
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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2 ?& L4 B0 E' e3 E8 S4 qWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ [% U! n, g2 ~9 H$ l7 }( H$ k9 m, c5 P' h3 I
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't0 [ R# Y3 Z! N" K |- h
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."# E, d) m9 U8 ^
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# z: A) ~$ J7 @And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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