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f2 B' r7 X" N" a8 f: l1 t5 w7 iI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
- J( t, ?% G1 s- f/ jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
2 B7 }& x$ q1 K7 M8 p6 Y' {only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 _' K2 c; ]* s
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
2 u' C x, v2 B( @) ~. qtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 m6 ~8 D+ f* ~1 p( P$ e, y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
+ S5 R: J2 x T# jdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't2 f* P E4 F7 w3 N( `# r
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
" S* o' T2 ?8 I: G( Ecommitted my life to her sister.9 H1 z1 o4 O8 W9 b. S' j" J Q: C
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ l$ r% Q; m+ H7 @3 D. G
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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5 \4 t4 _/ _ q, m4 m! zI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
. Z- ?5 r5 [+ v7 y/ j- Mthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
+ p9 K) h6 { _straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards/ W1 j8 j: h- ] G; I3 Z
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing- e. A1 f0 b$ D- p. U
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( h0 ?' L# C4 M* Q' ~ k$ WWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
( o/ I9 D- Y7 r9 U0 C. ~3 O+ xsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% U/ b7 `: V4 s$ M' S& Z' p+ Q
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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