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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
( Z/ q" K1 ] Xhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
* u p) o0 M$ J# a. n& j$ monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.0 L: Q/ V5 d" `* |- ?$ x
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& C! K- N1 J8 R: D( q0 z) C3 q
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come; D# v4 R \% K+ p
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
2 S1 d# G* u% f8 X4 a$ ~9 X% g& c4 cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
6 _; E3 M* h2 E3 ^, ]overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' \% \8 x! o! R$ xcommitted my life to her sister.; v) E9 u O# O. s* T
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She& J% R, E6 G, `+ w8 c
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild* @2 z5 p7 u( X: u6 j
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards7 L# D2 d5 F$ C
my car.
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outside, all clapping!
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3 b h5 |4 L0 Y" S3 b0 g8 h B4 DWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
0 q: P% J$ ]7 V- }- Gsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
2 a5 J9 @* R. l9 A O task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 r+ Z. E/ i9 o( b" i( }8 E3 |
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