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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I9 P) w* _% i/ ^
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: C$ o1 N, L1 F! ~% K3 Q
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister." J# n; f2 u# o' p( C
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2 _0 B9 p% e$ YMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
* P3 F# O1 S/ o2 C1 X& h! o& Wtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
T5 a7 j4 n2 {# w# uwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
: s/ @, t8 d, k) j7 Gdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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7 [# t$ }6 a1 ?! C8 k: V, h2 KOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come# M, f# S/ t }2 P4 T+ H/ `' [
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she u$ ?: N6 l- v; D
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.; d: F+ @7 v0 f
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 J4 K" \! Y8 T" N
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
) l+ I# n x, `) cthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline7 d: F/ h) @* X8 u. L5 [) O9 Z
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
5 S" p3 W- R4 e+ [# B+ X: Xmy car./ z: a; }. ]) H- V4 s& e1 j
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 Q8 z* d& n, Z" y- J* s6 C8 _- }
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't# L# X! u h6 m% @
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your2 J2 L9 Q1 E3 v
condoms in your car. |
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