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6 u, z6 }' K1 ?. fI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
/ T; ~( c+ }( B/ K7 b2 u- Ahad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
: F$ B3 ?( F" c6 U9 x$ |only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 ~ C9 M2 X9 ?6 ?. F8 a5 ]8 A6 d
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6 n9 I j B2 X7 BMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
' p/ R: r: M$ n9 Gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# r4 f- V5 s! D) W$ a" U5 m+ f. Vwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* M! N; t* U" m2 @1 `( f/ ^deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& o6 `: ^9 h- P3 x) e
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 c S7 g- A. Y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she& k% V! N$ G: x* c# }6 \8 T% i) _
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't$ ?2 F0 c" }/ F
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and( v2 {8 o+ @' q. J
committed my life to her sister.! J4 u9 s% \+ p: W" f8 f
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She( `1 |7 n( L- p! i
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ K" S6 \ H# D- p
fling, just come up and get me.") ^* w1 _& X% Z; I; F
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; W& c$ Q+ ^$ [$ M9 \ F3 tI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
% }) Y! D& d1 |1 o4 H! p1 @- dthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
3 l7 k" [% `2 m v# S7 _& hstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# k& b1 E! y: G6 P% b1 j- J
my car.0 }- Z( [9 V9 K$ `6 a8 l
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
9 B) O7 X% `: g0 uoutside, all clapping!$ R- y$ ?5 K9 _9 M) j
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ L# w0 B" j( v$ T; }' s- y( l0 [said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't* _! e, k2 j. I# L1 l' N
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your) H y% m: j$ U) F" a) ?
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