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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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; Z6 c4 y3 S: t) y: L: LMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
7 W* Q H& Q+ A' w, A( C1 a Fovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and/ b9 n. @; X; D7 e [$ R6 R
committed my life to her sister.4 Z" I; ~0 r. ? K4 q# Z5 n. ^" z
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ f7 K, l2 }. C- V' k) K0 }; [
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 c6 g' r9 o1 d7 V# A* X3 O1 ~- O3 U
fling, just come up and get me."
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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' x: O/ U' ?- D& S9 TTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing( z G6 D! G5 I8 [$ u: Y
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 s% ?6 c$ ], K4 I. s3 k
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' K7 I, {5 C5 P( NAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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