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: k: v* e/ G8 c: b8 f' ?$ i0 gI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
7 A) }+ c ?* i' C+ @& V0 u" T# Q1 jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& d h% r. y8 Z$ ^& N [7 F* xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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( G3 L5 V- @4 ]5 s7 M2 |, o, MMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 K7 O( c; p+ g8 t0 u5 c
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
$ N9 q) G7 \# J% r# e6 l3 N. Awhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
1 D& w1 Y3 x/ O8 F& _0 Ldeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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" O( d( Y! i8 g/ P% }6 \" |* x2 }. LOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 V2 a X; W0 W0 J. A: @
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
: d: A; z4 w9 S+ R* Y/ \* Zwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
! r+ O( o, C- f0 G6 e w5 Iovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
# F- L6 d0 h- B! t+ K1 a( G4 i' lcommitted my life to her sister.+ _- @+ u* s5 w% O* T a! B* B
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
$ @, u+ w6 _0 s8 A! z; rsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
9 A+ u+ V# Q8 m: X j# M4 Jfling, just come up and get me."- D& ~( \! X7 |2 s
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1 S3 Y$ W' l( E4 [I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
0 B: b8 `& }# w- j6 M# R* x, a' `* _said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 B# q( L3 m" A
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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