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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very% f0 S- i( p1 F6 G+ w% y
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down. \1 P' a3 w( T0 |# [4 B
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be# L* E3 g& }0 h3 C. Z
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.% N3 s+ H$ K; z1 s2 O/ L3 |9 H
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and7 }/ W& y# Q( C' n8 L0 P
committed my life to her sister.) Y/ \6 @" ^8 a6 x/ s3 @; @
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."* K% v% U* z0 V2 u p$ ~
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up# W) \: J3 l- {( O/ O
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline' j- j6 ~4 `+ D7 f- ~
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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2 N& J @! h; M; C; T! \With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and6 I$ O s* ^/ i+ k) X" Z- K) E
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't" A7 M( m! W% H4 n/ d7 G! a
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 V, E3 i, ~4 G. h! W e+ m
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8 u' g! ~3 \9 F& W& MAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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