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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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. [9 e& y9 g/ ^/ B0 y1 C0 {$ kBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
( ]4 Q2 w! ]& N) ]2 \$ X4 s$ dwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
2 p' s1 Q' [6 E0 o% v3 a6 LHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
8 |% z9 V; |2 U; Q$ Gabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he, K0 D/ `1 z$ f3 X+ S
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
' G) b5 r! a9 |: r# VLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ; x' ?2 E! `, z4 W7 s6 ?; @! r
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
: C/ l, z. Q: Y, UJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
, s6 M4 i, o$ K5 Z  _* I/ R( flittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can8 s/ \0 t5 a9 S+ d1 F
he see?'
  A8 W: }2 [  ~: f: B* E4 o) O& n'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said0 |' [/ L$ I3 J& J" G6 V) I7 M
he has 20/20 vision.'
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! F% l# y2 B( W! z: z'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
5 T& M1 r9 F" eneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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