The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
3 v/ t, m6 e0 k! ?2 I1 Q. s5 R. J9 ]# pUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
- V' T" g1 d9 P3 ^- M" GWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
! e& a4 z1 I) `- l2 m, O- ffamily was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
! U( \0 f. ~2 L# Y4 `2 oabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
6 z- [; T* j+ \. i7 O, pLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
) [( s" N6 y3 Q( zbaby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'

* x6 r7 D9 e& P7 f'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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