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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. " u9 w. ~+ C3 G( x8 M
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
: c: P% S, M7 }  QWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
+ N7 e' T7 K0 P9 C4 _# u/ Hwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
. l2 s( H4 G$ O' i7 ~1 EHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything / ~2 c8 e( Z, J& \
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
7 s& G7 y- ]3 q. _: m! H+ jwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.# [2 X+ Y+ G( M) @6 O* H
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 5 Y2 }  q( S2 n- N
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful' r1 j" p4 D. m% y; Y. f
baby.'6 j) N5 w1 O" g1 `# V6 W, V
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
0 D. _4 S6 `$ |1 b/ i9 GJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
, G  ^: \6 H) H5 x! ]little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
2 Y  t' w# e9 t9 x& U, {he see?'
+ g3 I# h3 K6 g! N" n! J) g& i'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
  u6 W/ R7 {1 ^1 n he has 20/20 vision.'9 a, x) d' l3 M( P
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
# n3 Y; h$ p" S; q" q9 l) Y% @: @needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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