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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 4 p& }1 m2 b+ @7 f$ f! n+ J/ [) ^
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
4 I" Y" k8 ~# {When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's6 c: M, j* i8 m% P5 I
family was invited over to see the baby. * q  c! L& P3 e
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
( ?4 D% W) Q$ C, [2 B. zwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.* S# @' h" O# J, p$ ?2 e9 b/ w
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
# I7 S: H" g( v5 U! Dabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
! f: ~% O/ F6 D# ?; u' B1 ]+ hwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
7 @, ]1 ]9 C6 q( _& ^4 LLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
, d2 {& x# u. G  e; D2 @5 UWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
+ M2 b- g. s8 X: nbaby.'
2 p7 j. U6 I, d" J$ E2 e; d" oThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
  A* z6 I4 h$ M" E4 l2 v* f- }  ?Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
7 H) Q0 f9 i' S/ `little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can1 |: r( d0 s2 U2 v4 _" ]
he see?'* V& p/ Q4 k7 M3 Q
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said, Q0 w4 _! |$ c& w2 m
he has 20/20 vision.': K% ?1 t" a) }) s$ S% e

2 `  X' ~2 g- S$ M- R& f7 v" P'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
/ b8 d+ s5 Q# ?: rneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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