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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 6 p: O, Z# q& ]5 h
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.$ |5 G& C8 Q' B- C0 }* a
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk6 E6 Z- p* @8 S, z: _6 g  h/ O
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.7 ~; L% k& G0 S8 l' Z
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 5 ~% k( g! H8 W2 s: I3 L  A
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
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Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 2 b3 {9 Y# S0 W% A' A+ P4 \
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ) M* N  @6 ]: M  s/ m( J
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
$ g: b" g6 c  O: y5 b4 A' Glittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
# ^% `" B2 J. q  z he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
# y, @, F/ {$ _) f# X% h5 `7 [needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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