Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
3 C& ]) S$ e7 O$ j$ e' E' xeducation ruined me.
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! s3 G3 T" x% }Practice makes perfect....
' w, P8 U) ]/ L6 ~& J. S) CBut nobody's perfect......
9 e$ d( e4 m, [so why practice?
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7 \8 M, w" g8 l6 L6 SIf it's true that we are here to help others,
: `, P' f* \) ?6 M# S- Dthen what exactly are the others here for?

+ ]5 V3 v" J" |5 g$ Y# USince light travels faster than sound,
3 `' M$ _$ s) C  Ypeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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! U0 u3 m  T% d( rBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
5 B$ H6 A8 q# x; D/ ]1 rAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

+ X8 c% Y* p  `, oThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

; j( Q2 ~8 N) l- ]9 J+ D( ~Never put off the work till tomorrow
5 U) C9 V  W( I4 S/ qwhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
. N- g9 T: z3 V/ NThan waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
$ G3 ~# b5 \& a  \But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
+ `" J2 u' ^5 O1 j1 A: _( N& ^The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
) I3 `5 p' \& ROn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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