Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
5 B# N# Y$ j4 ]if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

0 H) q- l6 w) D2 GI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
% G9 p) d8 K7 `3 x) h1 Y3 |But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

0 b* [; t: \  f& x/ P; |If it's true that we are here to help others,
# [" |* X0 B/ D/ p4 A: W% x4 V+ r  othen what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
: E) t. \3 Y/ v. ppeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

- c0 E1 S  f' l# }# y- ZHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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  Y7 f/ e$ |- @Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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  ^8 L! d7 _( _( V2 LThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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" C4 ^+ ]0 m6 f& H' j" i6 v: QSuccess is a relative term.
3 ?6 Q9 r+ r* ~% p. B  {, |/ bIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
, w% S- `: f1 S) [. g8 Mwhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
! X/ _& j+ c$ R& @: j% |2 e4 j) sSo go to sleep
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4 b" T; N/ N6 |3 P! c. e0 |8 xThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
5 D" ?* _& }0 B' |6 s  _: O" T9 gBut why take the risk

9 L$ {1 P9 L& u" ?"Work fascinates me"
) a2 D7 W; `3 s8 G# XI can look at it for hours

3 }2 @. ~/ V5 H' l8 Y; S" GGod made relatives;
3 ^; Z; f- i( E. H  E3 R5 cThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
* h' Q/ G* ~7 F( _9 I- G8 xThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
5 n! R* V3 ^3 g$ M; wOn my desk, I have a work station....
5 Q* k* U; |, Q( r* @2 Jwhat more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
6 g+ x& O# l9 Y( rlove it ^^