Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
% A' H. W* n4 f4 oif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

! j  P! e  c5 K: DI was born intelligent -
7 B5 U$ p# S# ^# j% L) u( ^1 aeducation ruined me.

4 B8 J. Y- q' I( j$ v) v2 |! u; r1 p0 E7 `Practice makes perfect....
0 p% s/ y4 [) M* aBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

+ R) E2 ]: G6 H+ kIf it's true that we are here to help others,
5 C/ s* F' d4 y. q9 Bthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
4 Q0 [- T8 ^% speople appear bright until you hear them speak.

! d) t' ~# X) y' DHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
( Q4 l8 z4 C2 \. G* x' `. J6 GThere's Mastercard & Visa.

3 x. N- c7 G! d9 z" DOne should love animals.
' q& B) I4 G! D: wThey are so tasty.

- p/ |8 }5 r4 j6 hBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

, Z+ M5 M; y# b1 QEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
) B1 p/ k% e# S+ Rlife.

+ H1 t1 A# s5 _( t. EThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

9 f+ P2 r+ s% HSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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/ G+ }: l  S+ `& m0 g1 n1 w# c% oNever put off the work till tomorrow
3 O" p# ^, y3 m/ j' s  L: D6 ^what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
/ j+ a; V4 h* z, w2 D# GSo go to sleep

9 I4 `: _) L" V( T" g& M' [There should be a better way to start a day
% K; s! P7 @# t! C1 i7 X- AThan waking up every morning

/ m  E+ a1 O6 G"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
6 i' z$ h0 r* J/ _" c) {) kI can look at it for hours
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% n4 n5 v. C6 c; [3 f9 j; F8 zGod made relatives;
# O; N* k8 K5 OThank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
) S7 X2 A3 G# o4 r  i0 l! ]The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
; N) I) n1 k2 i  P$ c1 Ywhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
6 t' G, X' }6 l7 |love it ^^