Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
' ^5 ]1 j1 [: ?1 q: Ait is your fate but,
4 i9 i& C- [# O) x; I$ `if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
9 Q6 w; R4 Z2 C4 g- ]; n4 c9 t# Ceducation ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
2 o2 s* D) d; ]4 y0 C$ U" a+ J) A1 eso why practice?
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; h8 }4 T# _& \1 @& \- g4 ~$ k! B4 AIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

/ c1 T1 P6 n- N2 sSince light travels faster than sound,
* `5 n4 _! L5 K/ R5 P" u& _people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
7 [! S9 ~$ D6 yThere's Mastercard & Visa.

2 i- L1 y/ q' c0 f0 f: TOne should love animals.
8 \6 O7 K: e/ T: R$ I0 nThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

5 j+ w' Y% A1 t1 ISuccess is a relative term.
2 n% q  @, f: a# XIt brings so many relatives.

/ I4 _4 G3 u/ r- ^! oNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

2 L6 C* u8 v' }$ Y" I3 {"Your future depend s on your dreams"
7 _) ?5 C4 S) x" VSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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1 B$ Q$ D% m3 g+ a/ L"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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% k1 M+ X+ x1 c% A7 A' w0 I6 h"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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3 f4 D9 D! i' C* @2 o* d. C* ~God made relatives;
7 w' _( c4 z9 k' f$ wThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
/ E; r0 X* U$ xThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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3 B. ]% i- a, F7 }4 l- zA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
" L. D3 n! N' O* [1 w% @5 nOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^