Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

& n8 `' s4 o4 l  n1 U  D; k$ `2 v) uI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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, l8 k, @9 ]" q4 @/ W8 HPractice makes perfect....
* e1 q, X: F' B, x3 KBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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' {+ f5 E) l9 N7 ?4 P2 m  S8 S5 [  @If it's true that we are here to help others,
7 w3 y7 [/ x2 r( c  a5 a) R# wthen what exactly are the others here for?
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9 R+ k, i, O# L1 \: hSince light travels faster than sound,
7 n2 _; K! v3 H& o, s- U! g! {people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

( n9 [* j5 l" a2 C! Q- LMoney is not everything.
. G; x$ H: d& A" |8 \4 [: ?There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
& m4 d1 s, ?$ M3 p7 i5 \They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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7 q! M  U0 a  l; I0 F- g( WEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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; `( m' `: l- w4 y9 K$ k; \The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

9 z: i( `- F8 t  C* F# E' ^( @There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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+ S( D( ]9 T: k: t/ x" F5 I- V"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

* t' |- ?8 h" s8 t/ ^; g* ZGod made relatives;
, C5 [1 m, S  _Thank God we can choose our friends.
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* M) B; [: h7 j& H% w2 `The more you learn, the more you know,
# n5 ~" Z8 A1 {5 {% oThe more you know, the more you forget
) L# i% N% ]# @The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

9 C& K: T" }9 TA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
3 L, i' b% i9 u+ w* cwhat more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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