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 If your father is a poor man,7 C- s5 z I* }: o) x5 `
it is your fate but,
. J& I; e6 F" s" aif your father-in-law is a poor man,
" t% H' _* X+ C" E' sit's your stupidity.
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A8 e1 @2 ]3 Z; m; L/ w# }I was born intelligent -% W& l3 K3 `, Z# j' Y, c7 W8 s( _) G
education ruined me.
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8 }, j I# N) \# MPractice makes perfect....
5 }3 o& a& y, c1 F3 R" s7 GBut nobody's perfect......5 V" W2 ~9 q8 u$ I3 A. }
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
) Y. b% y5 I- n- R9 r! ]; K3 sthen what exactly are the others here for?# i3 w# E5 c+ N# ?4 g6 t& E
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Since light travels faster than sound,
$ @4 |/ ]" a8 I; dpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.% k. E# ?$ i, S
' i- @/ L) q4 `3 i4 e2 P& DHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?4 c" `7 C( N$ o9 z: `3 l! g
' j6 j4 d3 _7 j7 J7 x6 fMoney is not everything.
8 C* B" |( J, Z+ O( g8 I1 {There's Mastercard & Visa.* u9 ~ D. }+ u7 a. ?! E
! H3 _3 s8 X% \! f- M6 {4 U' JOne should love animals.1 h `% L/ c6 a& w# }
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman1 u$ N% K# o6 G& V1 B
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.* _! N( Y; `3 v1 Y* I
* s3 I& v3 E% L! R% LEvery man should marry.' r u- A; k9 y
After all, happiness is not the only thing in9 Z- B2 ^$ `6 I5 U, ] Y) u
life.
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The wise never marry., d% G& P7 s# x) M+ x0 z
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
( ?) r J: d% ]! @: l) @. F5 D8 RIt brings so many relatives.1 \% N* V$ Y9 J, V& Z" c d
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
4 w( O) s6 j7 @' G( Z v" Z- swhat you can put off today.
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0 f( m6 z% V, E6 F B {"Your future depend s on your dreams"5 f# _& E7 d u0 m& f
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
5 z2 |' M: f! K1 Y! @% pThan waking up every morning3 B1 c; }1 K8 c9 T6 R+ ^
3 ]# x1 A6 f# `! \- F) }- L! R"Hard work never killed anybody"
! J) y5 M0 n" [4 bBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"4 V0 n) t; q1 F
I can look at it for hours$ m- G2 M7 E$ c; ` B# ^1 d
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God made relatives;
/ u4 ~% _7 w: T2 j: \Thank God we can choose our friends.
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' o( \1 O+ U# X# WThe more you learn, the more you know, I7 U+ h6 d8 v ?* @+ @4 n
The more you know, the more you forget% Z; Y/ \5 A8 X- `& m! t W x
The more you forget, the less you know+ ?, ?6 \5 M# r+ B# q- [# L, x
So.. why learn.7 ] z/ K% c0 X ]8 L1 a6 |( H
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
" C1 M1 k `7 Q. C W% DA train station is where a train stops.
: k( p9 K$ L& nOn my desk, I have a work station....
7 Y$ Q% B# T9 X" H/ f& n. b% Hwhat more can I say......... E& P, s" l+ I7 T6 g8 A
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