Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
  F5 ^+ @& y! B+ a: K+ @it is your fate but,
: Z& [% x0 _, I, ]9 [if your father-in-law is a poor man,
, q% S% i& S! Eit's your stupidity.

6 D5 ~( G% B% mI was born intelligent -
9 V- ]2 z; Z- V& {3 feducation ruined me.
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- X+ B+ |& b  ?1 R# P0 U7 xPractice makes perfect....
+ N$ |; V4 |& ~2 B* tBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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) V  o+ e, g/ ~4 a6 Q& K! sSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
- O; `7 q" Z9 w$ U/ ~There's Mastercard & Visa.

* f0 |* ~/ e- a# R+ Z# c7 zOne should love animals.
6 ]% O. u2 [/ A6 N8 X- m. G9 rThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
2 z; E9 M% ?; w. PAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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2 ]7 v" ]- T2 @5 L/ \+ jEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
  }6 Y8 V  h. @! ^It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
( p8 K1 v0 x2 O. Owhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
" X7 E9 h' P7 R+ I  b  r& L7 C5 ZSo go to sleep

9 p# h/ [: l, g$ |2 }8 qThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
7 L! j2 z) f6 r% O# E& u' OBut why take the risk
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- G  Y; w9 A: h"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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. ?* w0 E2 u& Z6 z, YGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

& y" E+ k) p$ q6 a( }The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
: e  t$ O* g, P( mSo.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
+ g* i2 t& k$ q9 r3 T3 ~On my desk, I have a work station....
* q2 k6 N& o8 t/ v6 xwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^