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' K c( b" t. F& q7 u5 Cit is your fate but,
3 _9 U) @. C8 P+ R& u: sif your father-in-law is a poor man,
+ a7 X2 x2 ^2 v4 Vit's your stupidity.' L) d f" ]% I: c7 d! z
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I was born intelligent -
9 B/ T# \; ?1 r! x0 j: Keducation ruined me.+ w+ ?2 E% d/ a5 R; h. [
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Practice makes perfect....
, m* {: `+ F6 A3 MBut nobody's perfect......
; z* c1 G m+ oso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
0 \% H$ H/ s2 g4 S: jthen what exactly are the others here for?
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( o' C9 z+ m( W/ M+ f# PSince light travels faster than sound,$ g2 w- k7 X8 w' k& t
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? p; C2 X/ P7 a) D
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Money is not everything.
, _$ Y4 V( Z& i8 N; gThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals., v2 t$ ~( F& e5 p) s
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman; c# u6 t2 v. s* k
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
0 N: e8 S1 P% C# N* x) dAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in/ M: o3 l: S ~0 ^# u' q7 H
life.
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7 v( }# V- M' M9 a/ SThe wise never marry. u& L/ |2 L5 r% m
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
$ p' C8 m+ o% VIt brings so many relatives.
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& U7 q; ?% `8 bNever put off the work till tomorrow. h5 S9 t1 ]4 v8 e* A# {: s4 y
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"$ k* g, g e; I- V+ b0 w
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
0 F" h ?) `8 g0 H3 q# Y4 WThan waking up every morning- `- n, A. m3 E& L
" W/ `( R2 g$ Z$ H h: ?; i3 l; y"Hard work never killed anybody"* n( V6 x" ~6 K" F- P3 u
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+ M: {! ~" Q0 q- e"Work fascinates me"# ^. A ^. ?1 O$ ~
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
, d p& o3 W& {2 @$ w0 d8 YThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
) [. p( Y G1 \ {$ Y* A! [The more you know, the more you forget
6 s; Q& M+ g7 P3 m! C3 H7 n0 FThe more you forget, the less you know
4 B4 H2 X3 h6 N) g& ~, dSo.. why learn.
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+ b; `$ ^" Z1 z6 FA bus station is where a bus stops.2 s P7 p8 D8 C$ k6 E0 D2 w' c# c
A train station is where a train stops.
. ^7 }" z* [. Y1 w' P/ Z- q! cOn my desk, I have a work station....
0 c: Z& f1 {% V) e5 cwhat more can I say........9 L" z8 x! |$ L+ ~+ G& D/ z
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