Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
( s  Y. P2 A/ d' W6 J# R3 L+ d% m  H/ Nit is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
/ d! b8 {4 l! B" S& Q% o) eit's your stupidity.
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! u# q$ [8 `. a/ \, KI was born intelligent -
! @& t7 K* w1 \) T5 veducation ruined me.

2 c; j2 Z( n5 e% @; ZPractice makes perfect....
4 Q- ^+ p0 j( N7 v) d7 {! eBut nobody's perfect......
3 o0 j( Q  |# Z9 S  S" b" Aso why practice?

( R) P0 `3 }# S7 S% _0 ]5 {1 wIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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: ?' w" H- S  R2 eSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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6 o4 G, _1 [+ t* S: wHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

" f, m; G5 U+ U) VMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

/ V$ ]: c/ Y3 H* a9 lOne should love animals.
6 J2 X5 |' r; P8 sThey are so tasty.
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; [1 a7 N; I% B6 ]) pBehind every successful man, there is a woman
! K$ h2 n9 k! z$ Z0 |+ q* I1 i9 o  {And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

4 W  |% F4 [( S! l1 t. BThe wise never marry.
/ O, c3 _7 q& e- Wand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
7 K) c* Z) |- ]# [+ A- b/ T" C8 |4 CIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

7 C) \- \* x  L3 u  r6 K"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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4 h( e: A$ }3 v3 V3 l"Hard work never killed anybody"
% E4 ?: ?7 D1 j) TBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
: M$ }( S. {8 h! \I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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2 a4 z) V. }5 a( EThe more you learn, the more you know,
9 B# A) [3 l; eThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

  D: h$ ]4 X* q+ B! bA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
/ Z0 T8 ~+ g' C; EOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
' O, W' `5 ?* V  o. l  slove it ^^