Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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; d3 c1 [- Y0 M( n7 nI was born intelligent -
2 P- n! c+ n+ }) v4 O; E/ w; \# weducation ruined me.
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- g* Z- n% V% I; s8 N. {Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
9 ~) \2 `; O' {so why practice?
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; z! M; k* B; r* oIf it's true that we are here to help others,
' s6 {  r$ t# U' F# R1 B+ `1 O, Lthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
9 O: b  g6 |+ `* _( qpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
* r9 ?7 x0 q7 b7 j) B; k  cThere's Mastercard & Visa.

: ^% Q/ J. M1 ~- k" g$ QOne should love animals.
% u3 c' ?: Z9 O  D7 r! lThey are so tasty.

7 g, Y& j% x* gBehind every successful man, there is a woman
( }. _+ g9 E3 v8 j! D/ JAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

/ _/ w% Q/ s1 Z# |7 eEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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& S4 Z0 U) b. kThe wise never marry.
$ v, K) G3 k+ w) S) ]and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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4 I$ h( ], x" |4 H1 e) D"Your future depend s on your dreams"
. R) ^  N$ ?" K; y1 fSo go to sleep
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' `/ b7 G; R2 [, A1 wThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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& s; Y% w9 ]5 D8 ~* S5 A3 S5 \"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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4 p6 \6 ^3 [; J1 q+ D. \1 V& z6 h"Work fascinates me"
/ U; f& k/ X2 S% A5 QI can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
5 g' _& X2 n; y/ p+ E; nSo.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
" }) m/ N" P  M  B) ?0 a2 p; TOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
8 S4 C  r1 i2 olove it ^^