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& J4 j: w; }# V, ]( yTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( H8 j$ {1 t8 {5 ]Maria: Here it is.
5 ^# ~3 V: _* h! H- aTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % C: _) P8 D: p: W6 A$ H
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 l1 y* h4 [, ? |' @. K9 e
John: You told me to do it without using tables. / ~& T$ t, n3 Q; v! S8 H) f
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 j' A: L7 L! F& }
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 E, B: h+ a7 a, M
Teacher: No, that's wrong
, `' s5 t$ [7 ?: {9 C( x* aGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! _0 b6 y" N& N% a2 ^; O
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) o# {& j5 D) E' K1 u/ H8 q
Teacher: What are you talking about? " @; v. e% S; M& u/ c4 |
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # w+ N+ \* [3 }, D4 `
Winnie: Me! 3 i# |5 ]! H0 G! [/ e1 g
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( z ~, k( \3 M" c4 X7 AGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " ^8 N* e/ F5 w" a- ~3 a' x9 s# U
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 c* G5 a) l; n
Millie: I is... 1 V2 w7 O9 e8 Z4 b6 `
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
. W% `# U: ?6 M) WMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . `% V) u, j9 t$ B, ~
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( k9 G; {5 o, C. d! E# ~: f rLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . d7 T4 ~, E2 R
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' w: y6 P r0 ~# j6 G y2 r
; n* y& S! }# I& O0 ?Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 [/ }& H7 x. b/ q+ JClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) f' z Z9 x, h7 _# g( j, @8 P3 O( H
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ _ z0 W6 L p
Harold: A teacher
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