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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ p4 I8 L# @/ D0 h5 RMaria: Here it is.
5 Q+ p* h4 l% N) g HTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 q4 }/ v1 z3 x4 c
Class: Maria. ) t. m, G* ?/ q4 x
8 e, W$ l7 ]' Y7 |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # }' b. G0 P4 O. t! R& P
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ) d: ~+ h. y& o% F) B
: C* s- W0 h" I w+ C4 X3 CTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' h* [4 C5 n/ H0 K! b
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( s9 c) u1 L% U4 k; J8 u& }
Teacher: No, that's wrong
( g2 @9 M; I) G7 UGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / Q. w* C- G+ h7 G
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! q/ M1 L& ~2 `& ^
Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 t0 B8 f& ~' IDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 i; X2 N2 m4 M7 z9 P) `- E
5 _, c% ?6 L9 L3 C6 A5 O! ~Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ; p& h, u0 x7 h4 _; |% \/ q7 x
Winnie: Me! " q: a6 K. ]5 ?
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 |( n5 j0 y. |" \* m( e: v
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % N4 d5 K5 e9 X& B
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- k. v$ D2 U1 PMillie: I is...
6 p; n2 m* j. Y0 T A0 b# yTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - F7 Q$ ~# m# L6 C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * n( O9 \% G9 G7 ~7 |6 I+ S1 a
% s- d4 J8 d8 o, W8 m3 w% `Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 P( s& [/ h- f. {# D7 I' l
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 p! S. K, O1 K& X3 y
# C" q- h l7 M4 [7 F. aTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : j% l# v7 ^# c5 }6 C' ^
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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! M* C; G0 X: N- y3 Z0 cTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( _0 A& n. u3 M3 L7 tClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ; A W3 O- b/ i
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' ^! s- N# \0 a4 R2 K9 g: ^) `Harold: A teacher
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