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6 q, V/ x+ x) O! STeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, T: Y; _6 g i# Q o9 n/ X JMaria: Here it is. 6 r" W$ h3 B& H' b6 A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & r" g, B9 V% S# J
Class: Maria. $ ` B* k/ C1 S( n6 @9 J) t- }) ^
; k9 i- ?+ v: y2 \3 W3 NTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& U. P# G9 }( c0 _* s( [% f( Z4 HJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. # r3 P; ^9 @# @1 K
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , H5 _& `3 G8 i$ w5 m8 ~
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ a; c0 Q l* z2 V5 V" H
Teacher: No, that's wrong - U* T1 W- L1 g; O
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) b! k! G$ `" I* ^
9 k6 q9 ], H, Z+ j" YTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 O6 C9 j1 W; `& N
Donald: H I J K L M N O. , R' `9 X+ N5 \" `7 H
Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 } e( ]6 l3 x1 ]" G
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 d; d" H. D; Y) Q1 nWinnie: Me!
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) x7 p. n# H% l2 @, Y- T) b! T" q3 c; \Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" l; S) q# Q( @& L* D4 eGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 k% h- g& O$ j% gTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 Z. J# U: `7 ~: h8 QMillie: I is...
# g8 a$ z" E! o F" ]( G* ATeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % W8 D% }% V( V( X% ~9 i; F
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 O$ \ h/ M- g& O4 [; s& e
) |; d6 @+ C4 F5 p4 w' HTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * ^# G" Y. [( i* ?7 D
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 G( ?: l# W% c8 ?5 C- j/ P
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ `8 A M9 C0 p! WSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & G9 B7 m5 A7 [% H' S
( |6 ?2 O" S: A/ a: d7 |$ STeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 J5 z% Q. D: kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + }' X+ X+ }! r, R6 X+ v
Harold: A teacher
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