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4 j% k# w6 Y( jTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! K3 n" K) n9 k. W o2 {
Maria: Here it is.
: c+ K, \0 M8 A9 N; _Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 o" L! R4 P; K: ]1 Y ?4 DClass: Maria.
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% `# z/ C' I+ pTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 F0 O6 b, n$ `& F3 G `John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 k9 O0 S- o6 F7 VTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 E: W8 F# M9 ], b8 g3 o$ X, Y# E" x% VGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) W- P7 z' O* k
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' K' a2 Y3 {! O$ A! S
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - o9 T- ^! F9 g) `
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 [5 N! G2 G# U* u
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 4 ^& N! Q: L+ W3 s- [) v
Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 w- }" l0 r% e( V) a |" _% B# e
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ m9 y; C; Y X/ n2 m* p6 X
' b/ [* D) ]- d" O9 UTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ; x% V2 h, N, y+ {8 O9 J& I$ x6 U8 m
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 S- [. T" y/ J2 jGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 S, g7 B; D# D7 R
! b" v" p8 A& z ]Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! k5 K m1 S* M' P# y
Millie: I is... % ]1 \9 g& q# b2 `" T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! ?* ?1 S, {0 R) dMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: Z# H. y# o( dLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 d* t" w/ K- R, G: f2 \Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' g3 t& J9 q4 L6 @) ^: P9 }5 y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 f9 } d: D" `% ~: t. g
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 i" r0 e/ Z3 G8 g
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; V4 S2 s, \9 O- L# F* c! @
Harold: A teacher $ ?4 P. ]! F9 F4 r- \8 h
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