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* f( A8 k/ o: g* g$ o* ^0 s" NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- [8 Y( l4 \! @8 {# c- {/ oMaria: Here it is. ) f1 Y' F- \4 ~( }" }9 v L
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) D L* ? u7 M' L1 x& vClass: Maria. 2 Y+ a* }. a/ B- A2 X0 V m
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + }( Q+ o O' Y6 m5 o: H) b5 y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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?* x' i: t1 s" [Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : N5 {. }( f& |( o" g/ \9 w' r
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 k0 O3 e, Q6 u/ d; H
Teacher: No, that's wrong
5 T5 X2 S) L9 E' N9 Z9 sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* p+ W9 i. @1 c2 g: C2 @* iTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 L- Z7 |2 F3 |9 a; g: VDonald: H I J K L M N O. ; q M8 z* X* @
Teacher: What are you talking about?
3 D: |. o( B; a% i# s1 Z5 WDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& l- u9 v* R/ }7 z' I) l9 NTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 ?( Y4 \' U$ a/ @( r
Winnie: Me!
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; E. C3 G# Y0 M3 t" uTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: |4 \- c& S: @; ?% E9 g o FGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 E3 o K/ z* H* {3 R0 W5 J1 y* F oTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " {, c$ g7 M' f h, ?% w
Millie: I is... 5 r& Y. \2 C5 {5 O
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 Z& a) n( Y* _9 ]1 Y9 J1 R
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & V0 J3 t+ a3 S3 z8 d
) k1 b) k" M5 [: q4 R& d" aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 C. j3 z# J0 g @
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 v9 s% h1 L( u" E9 p
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * e c) n# U+ K. F y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % W i. J, G, V, V U% Y/ S
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 l6 q n9 v) `" D
, V4 I- y3 G; ITeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 u" `; Q% ]6 @0 LHarold: A teacher 4 L! r1 c; E6 F. g9 y* X
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