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) v. T6 n R' E @$ F" _Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 Q- w; R& q& B$ Z9 VMaria: Here it is.
" P$ b9 b* \5 p$ {% ^8 [7 l8 W( _3 PTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; `' \6 F2 S, f; [1 |! rClass: Maria. 1 z/ r" z4 Y H G% ~9 g" J
S; N- h D* y9 O6 I$ B4 Z9 MTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * N% O. Z+ b5 I7 j* i
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 U, T5 x/ c+ B. ^
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 h( ~( V7 i, @8 i) u
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ x, d1 Z4 V- H. @Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 B6 s: `0 M4 V7 T5 }
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 O% a- @4 F. w) jDonald: H I J K L M N O.
- S# U+ }) ^* y- ]Teacher: What are you talking about? + i, F# O% K, L7 z, u
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- x5 }' p& U5 e+ y+ F+ t$ p/ g3 yTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
t2 w; G P6 d$ V! u/ TWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 L4 z' U/ _# r+ ]6 S
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 A4 {7 k7 M2 Y- D: z3 DTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " A# \: e/ J+ Y+ \8 q
Millie: I is...
/ A! m. F3 Y }' D' z: p% W9 I! \: a% gTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 U& p1 p2 O/ d$ \7 T5 eMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 J) d* j( X$ d9 H! V0 f6 n
7 u6 Z A% Y! i& ?6 Z$ FTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. j: O% Q( f# N' q+ FLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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4 H1 ]2 E! N& C, ETeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 ]5 H4 ?+ }: n4 WSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 d6 a# P& c7 G0 S+ p* M$ h$ }; hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 I1 |' D8 D. b+ pClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ T5 g, t# r, j8 J: {; T% Y
Harold: A teacher
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