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9 d, O2 a9 [8 Q4 h- |" \- J2 ~Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / Q' {1 v. S- t. k( Y
Maria: Here it is.
7 N0 \, U3 w+ A b( NTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
' b6 h' h* h, u' D% v' H! c9 _Class: Maria. ) L: e0 {4 ?% P% j
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 o8 L' E% d# `1 n) X7 SJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 F, S" V3 u* `+ Q( c" AGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; I5 Z8 z" X# Q3 B, b, jTeacher: No, that's wrong
4 P0 t1 W- l) x3 ]8 ^Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 Q" B7 W' u/ C# b
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( l2 [4 A% Q) R; T9 G# b" ?; h
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
9 P$ ] @0 {' d* [. l0 PTeacher: What are you talking about?
* q, v( H9 ^6 bDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! d& y7 s3 @. L/ s; a) ~ [5 NTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 L8 t3 h" g, V7 C7 BWinnie: Me! 5 {" @) W) F6 j- J
' z8 y9 o$ b9 |: N1 N% @( y: @Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- |0 ~6 k% D' A* p" V& r$ DGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, M$ S* R/ {3 B% Z: {+ _5 nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * B- F& q' t! a4 m! o" _9 F
Millie: I is... ; R6 [3 y* X2 e; R, d6 B) L
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 x k1 z2 H/ g# MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! n/ f# @0 V2 n/ ^4 ]3 M1 B
( ^& ]# h; K! g" t, p& ^6 LTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : K+ q. ?8 q# f* u4 J
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 j4 _+ j1 K; A6 |' DSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ {" c5 G k Y' W
, l H* N4 a3 ]Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; N8 E2 r8 ]7 E# L7 o( cClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 [+ B/ q3 K& eHarold: A teacher - n/ I& G8 K7 S
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