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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 o1 r, n% C5 m( X" |. jMaria: Here it is. # D) s: I& _: f
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / z' j$ r$ K5 e0 n$ S% r! K$ b' J1 D
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ X- E) k) I BJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. + `6 W9 |- C/ j2 M1 c( U v6 a
. x9 t- b$ e$ a% OTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# G7 k) C% P+ a# L( D F( U: I& Y8 TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 s7 f8 ~8 W& q8 q [
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 w7 E- P! G% WGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. l* M: H; m! ]& r: P
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' C* x; d( K( u2 y* X+ o) xDonald: H I J K L M N O.
5 h0 u T8 e6 B4 @6 nTeacher: What are you talking about?
/ K! G' Q; _- ~& U6 D ^Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : z5 R* x' l& h1 k: q2 `
0 J; m4 {3 |! [5 j/ J0 Y+ w- YTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , S7 m! P* h+ o
Winnie: Me!
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$ W9 c3 J/ j- r# zTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - r% A/ X% A6 J, @( ]
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 ]7 f0 ^: H( L& N5 J# p
1 Q; r7 t9 y- I, k0 L7 C! P6 }8 pTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
/ v+ [# ?# L g( g6 i( C, i5 `9 fMillie: I is... 9 D. ~% C" O; a9 v
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 j3 D" ^. h7 K5 t p6 b+ e: ~) @
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : c1 U6 o# m# V6 I* v
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ A' s& {& K5 S- L0 d( f4 J
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' K# b! ^8 i8 C' n! h4 L! K8 I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) ~# F! M! U6 V, n/ vClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' s0 q* I9 @! I1 L
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 {6 V6 c: X+ l/ n7 B; a6 G; [
Harold: A teacher
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