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" Q) S( M* v! c& s' ]4 xTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 n: s5 v; O/ D9 FMaria: Here it is. 5 v, f* M4 \) u# O1 k% J
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 ]$ c3 J6 ~4 ?; V' M- K$ _1 w
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 u0 B9 ?2 [7 I+ Z2 g& @
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ' [7 x' i* H, F V0 C+ c
: \5 d8 F4 {5 k4 ?' z" j7 ZTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 g% {' P% j v) m1 q$ ^! CGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / l+ h1 E6 }) D0 ^
Teacher: No, that's wrong
; O, y8 ]9 {, y6 n* f; ?( h% i7 ~4 @Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 l' K* T4 ~# x( _9 R( \ zDonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 \' s0 J2 r. n5 F$ L# n+ DTeacher: What are you talking about?
& P% U; l0 W8 y JDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" o5 ^' q) h" Q& xTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" l% \4 W/ w2 { A) \5 r$ VWinnie: Me! & b9 G- v4 O/ Y( ]
. G3 r! T/ s" q+ p& D# wTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 a* a% |; a$ \; J3 g, ~. @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 L* h; [* s# ~3 `; NMillie: I is...
5 V) T4 K6 A, F/ z9 h0 u. yTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % J. Q2 G. P! o- d; v
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." a; N; f# f/ m4 f0 |
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" k. s$ M. W7 Y; l- |! F. c' MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 w$ m& `7 x4 Q7 k: q( Q& QSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( ~. V/ E1 C1 X7 Y: ~2 |
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' f9 N! \& R5 [' g
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 [' a8 x' p( D9 V" ?! q) H
Harold: A teacher
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