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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'* H8 o5 P3 T1 V* Z% N0 v2 k
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,  C9 Z. N8 C& n+ d
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never9 j* P5 S' o& j" C. h1 X# D
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- w- x$ f8 e5 J" @. Z- t1 sGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
1 D( O( v# m8 @" q2 H2 p7 \; uAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
" I4 m6 p9 C" D1 |Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had; W/ ~- G/ [# V& t! n/ f4 J" a
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in6 v5 e) j: X2 x! Q" F0 ]- ?
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time./ D4 t, i. w7 B  r/ W/ I

- `: ~, v: a) Z6 H8 GThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 6 C% w% \  R2 s& [1 N$ `+ s2 @. U" g: `
What does this story mean?

" @9 r& w% U6 A6 L+ a5 z$ HMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
* J( t- v' Q* T4 ]3 k1 p) RHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
, S8 G+ u% Y- m3 x5 p% L7 qWhat does this story mean?

# \7 ^' _. N* h5 U$ e' \老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny6 @, E" d6 T# f" L/ V: ~( ~
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...: E8 I9 z; D: Q
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...1 G. S3 J8 z5 L; ~% |
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...9 g* l+ F. E. M3 A$ \( r
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
3 j. c$ y0 C: X0 Z' EWhat does this story mean?

; J9 n! Z5 y! d0 o! v1 R$ myou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 & D' t+ O6 }3 [# M, g0 V
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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2 Z0 q; _/ F! K: @- }/ Z- v; h赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 ; |& v5 i* L' @) m% ?
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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