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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,9 n: n" m8 i( R/ |- N, M1 }/ |
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never* b$ b& ~- S/ o) ^& Q
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" \* j7 X- A5 J3 x9 K% _# C; OSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.* F2 ?! }, O2 @( a# R9 C/ v
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