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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
0 R2 R! A9 s' x/ G- |2 EThe girl said: NO!'7 F/ V8 s! g- E0 Q
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 {1 N# R* i+ X) g* I
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
2 Y: @, E  H3 u1 r1 u" {- CHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't7 A- p/ _6 Z. T) M9 _# d
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had2 C5 |: w1 E# D; Y
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
3 T6 `+ B) B+ Y' \Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had/ d* H, X5 v% p( _1 T: j
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
# S8 \8 G7 Y3 z1 s1 t# OSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.5 W3 _4 R. [0 C0 J( r( ]; M' A0 U

3 o6 e3 S1 k0 J; j2 P0 g& jThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 # u" O' W; v( s: n
What does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
& I3 A; P" v7 R7 j8 THuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
3 O6 {6 ^4 D6 @; U3 n& a1 CWhat does this story mean?

- ]3 Z: V$ T& v' ~3 T老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny* ?0 Y; y) }, S% r3 v8 h
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
  D3 a1 _/ _* Y1 ?3 \7 O+ J8 d! z4 z& AAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...) M4 m/ T6 ~; ~8 _; G8 _( x1 g% \
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...% G+ V  z1 X% q3 d
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
3 [: v4 Z# q0 X+ I3 xWhat does this story mean?

# r, w& Y2 m. e; {2 P: syou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
( J$ d: G  `8 E, k1 }you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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) l5 w; {8 |9 @3 ^赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 # t. {. X7 f; P. \3 x

* S4 g1 z/ ?$ |7 r; u9 ]  @5 a老杨的这句英文说的好

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! F4 h/ U: V/ U6 lWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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