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| Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'% h9 ?: m" s  l& I, |$ E8 A The girl said: NO!'
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 And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
 ) a% \9 B% m& z2 y, z" ?Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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 Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
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 + D" ~2 h  s2 y& V0 FSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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