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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'0 s( u9 F3 ]7 K1 T( [7 s5 d
The girl said: NO!'
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5 ^1 R. i1 L. gAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
* x6 o3 v3 G2 y  UDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
5 I2 A. ^5 {" X" W: C# K; r* eHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
" r9 f- H: a. [. X7 _Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
! z4 K- N# V; w/ v) a7 RAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched1 y5 H+ F. l" B
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had$ Y, r9 p, O7 S8 ^& y
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
: D9 z; S" R# E+ |) JSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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9 C# a. A$ x( M' H+ X: c" z4 ]The End
鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
# {- E; Z* l9 n: F$ s9 SWhat does this story mean?

) O* Y2 u  M# K. c% QMeaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
: [& ?- n4 S' N# E& z/ j7 UHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
( m, n2 n6 w1 X. w+ B# wWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
& z2 H& m  s0 \- O# K/ u# M"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
4 e9 I1 c/ o2 ]- FAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
. _$ w; h" M/ T* H- yAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...8 h; j: I1 T2 I4 n
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 . j- I" n) U3 y; A- v
What does this story mean?

+ w( D; O4 s& X1 {% w: Eyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
, |5 U; l# q8 [you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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( W( \( ]3 Y3 V( P赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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  l1 C! Q. i' r$ u& A2 CWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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