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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
2 l3 O/ G9 [( f4 @0 t3 I% {$ f! PThe girl said: NO!') c7 ]. a/ M5 ?& n9 r8 p0 l" t
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! g7 i; f4 F$ q6 G: P- S: n2 ] m
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
$ U8 T4 e* V/ r$ K+ D: wHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
" V2 B( v+ s( t) b* f5 C/ {Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had2 E$ R! |% G. G; J
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
3 l+ R8 Q% I8 M( RSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had0 p% n8 t B& D7 r4 t1 ^
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
+ v2 W* S* d% z2 x9 K& `; x. rSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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