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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
; W+ ?/ V" O" qThe girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,3 y& Z* H d8 e/ N( A
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never8 `8 `& n+ a S" m; W1 S
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
/ T7 U% t4 y2 T- K. u$ EGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
; R: F5 |& B! ?: x0 n8 U. YAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched7 G& c, h9 D& Z" O9 v/ v ~
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
L {3 n8 Y! B- SHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in/ l8 x! K/ }8 H7 d7 H' N1 j
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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