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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'0 s( u9 F3 ]7 K1 T( [7 s5 d
The girl said: NO!'
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5 ^1 R. i1 L. gAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
* x6 o3 v3 G2 y UDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
5 I2 A. ^5 {" X" W: C# K; r* eHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
" r9 f- H: a. [. X7 _Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
! z4 K- N# V; w/ v) a7 RAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched1 y5 H+ F. l" B
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had$ Y, r9 p, O7 S8 ^& y
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
: D9 z; S" R# E+ |) JSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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9 C# a. A$ x( M' H+ X: c" z4 ]The End |
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