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| Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'. O+ z1 e$ ^% h The girl said: NO!'% [9 f: F8 }/ s2 F" A
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 And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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 Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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 All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched; \# a' ^- Z" H$ D. U" M
 Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had- S* v+ z( S  s2 b/ T7 R
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 Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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 The End
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