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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'* H8 o5 P3 T1 V* Z% N0 v2 k
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, C9 Z. N8 C& n+ d
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never9 j* P5 S' o& j" C. h1 X# D
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- w- x$ f8 e5 J" @. Z- t1 sGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
1 D( O( v# m8 @" q2 H2 p7 \; uAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
" I4 m6 p9 C" D1 |Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had; W/ ~- G/ [# V& t! n/ f4 J" a
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in6 v5 e) j: X2 x! Q" F0 ]- ?
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time./ D4 t, i. w7 B r/ W/ I
- `: ~, v: a) Z6 H8 GThe End |
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