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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
+ M! E# }( J+ u# \The girl said: NO!'
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. F- i, N% k+ [7 v; r8 |And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,4 o, y& d- U& l, ~1 g
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# `1 z: @6 q. [: U6 [
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- g3 ^9 R5 ]: o0 C
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
& b/ R$ ~/ B1 wAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
1 v1 f O0 ^& ^: p: t- ?- nSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
- h9 ?' \/ x4 h! U wHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in/ Q+ G: N6 S6 t5 b: R1 o
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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