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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
0 R2 R! A9 s' x/ G- |2 EThe girl said: NO!'7 F/ V8 s! g- E0 Q
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 {1 N# R* i+ X) g* I
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
2 Y: @, E H3 u1 r1 u" {- CHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't7 A- p/ _6 Z. T) M9 _# d
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had2 C5 |: w1 E# D; Y
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
3 T6 `+ B) B+ Y' \Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had/ d* H, X5 v% p( _1 T: j
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
# S8 \8 G7 Y3 z1 s1 t# OSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.5 W3 _4 R. [0 C0 J( r( ]; M' A0 U
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