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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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+ s5 s6 v) j. L6 Z" \: g6 sBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
$ ^# a# N: ~0 E# _" A0 t+ \course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful2 i; |: b* N7 {: k2 S8 T
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and w; R' J1 z- B# C( Z4 r
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.4 `6 O+ m, O/ e A/ X- `
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met$ K2 Z# z x' `7 ?+ s! u! s
the eye.) U8 @1 ]+ `( C( E
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be+ ^' j" O; P$ \9 F
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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( h8 m4 M b; TBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
7 q; i" ]. M; n) T, _! RI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
1 R" K" R- i. v, d: j7 S6 ?I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains) _5 A- r7 S7 n# f
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".2 y8 t* C( O" w! _
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
s. _, f9 o; e' |6 z2 Isaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains8 Q8 ^. j U6 E$ m) P% Q; Z) u$ n
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver, e L1 K/ y- ]0 T5 e: m
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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