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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!! Q; ]' B) _3 Z0 E8 Z) \
, i! e% m( l% ^$ cBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the1 n2 c) J. I8 }
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
& X9 l* v( R6 ]$ P4 z2 CBrians' roommate Stephanie was.; ^2 y% d: t! e4 [& D7 I3 m
5 A( ?, \5 z6 H. g$ tMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and! q# d: f7 @$ U$ z0 ~
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.8 A% F& b$ F& w! A
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
0 H* k4 z R$ x* X' Y6 uHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
( r2 M9 b, O4 j9 s( W8 mthe eye.8 x0 I& i4 t/ P" t1 J
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 A1 ?2 [7 t, b( Q& i2 ^8 B Lthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."0 S' U9 z. u' l, C' k' R6 S7 j
: G; w$ F2 g d" d9 h) SAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since! I# j% ^: r( E6 o7 h
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
, y# I/ N Z [% y, O/ Lgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"- I* X& f7 R$ M% L8 }: `5 R2 Z
% `2 R! T' H5 x7 O; SBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
' X5 I6 P# `: X- T* }I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
. I% g$ M/ j8 X1 fI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 h/ E' P6 n( z8 Jthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".( }7 v& U/ A* p I" r
1 G: M; y! j: T2 k8 A1 QSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
7 Z C0 e& I( T" f( q3 `read:
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"Dear Son.........' P3 Z1 A$ g( b `, B
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
4 L' d) f% K: X0 D6 K% h" Zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains: @1 \ E% r8 w* W0 ^- S
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver: |; m; e5 I! w2 w, { @% y
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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