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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!4 {4 E" A( Y, H4 p; c: Z
# m: l- ^, H e% l8 A. M1 B6 G: KBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the, E+ K; I6 Z- \8 ~' B- d
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
7 A9 |$ D1 M7 U7 r, Y. [ MBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
2 j1 {, H0 V/ N; T6 VStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.4 n$ ^. C2 d L# ^0 u) z5 o
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
+ M7 [1 y" [! U/ a0 t' Hthe eye.& t/ }6 g) e' |; s* s
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be. E. x- \5 S2 M+ g
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."& H$ o+ s+ b0 ?* N6 B, ]
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
) r. S" U5 Z! r5 n" R( H( D. zyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
) _' j# W" w& U. y4 h4 M$ o( Kgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be; y0 |, N3 b3 b. L$ J
sure."$ \# ~ w8 D8 i" y8 Z }( S& [
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
# ^0 e% @! l; K2 {& L2 AI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
, o8 z# D, e' A; G1 X6 XI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
! K8 g- U3 i. }# d9 `0 ~that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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$ r; N# i5 W" o3 x"Dear Son.........6 u/ W. _) P1 Y3 E- s
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
, k. j6 I, o% u$ z( |7 Esaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains+ T& J7 A: Z f( F1 y9 u& o
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
N# G1 Q" b& q" B$ Sgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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