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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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" T% n) {2 n1 v$ Z) yBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the* f1 ?4 _0 R, O% M/ o# ]
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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; w! ?* Y! B6 a: K. T( k7 RMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and! u& t# b/ l$ w9 i9 E- ~5 H
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.% j$ l( N* p2 T- j7 z/ a
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.3 y, F; R9 W) p' L: g
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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+ }! I* D. U3 d7 m* ]( kReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be0 u4 h+ ]& H/ ]' g
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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. q0 d0 o" a! D4 o4 g; BAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?", Y0 \, w4 b" [- ^( k
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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1 w3 r' i" @5 O0 B8 uHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; T/ u+ A, t0 n1 ]! C1 w
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
+ k' z) O! ]3 T% y9 t* oI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# A% k" b- V- W
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".+ A% D5 j" d' \- h& J, a
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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0 X# q6 G0 M9 ?"Dear Son.......... c% e d5 |2 r
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
2 G1 c8 [( a5 s6 Zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
5 _6 A- v$ S/ I( Athat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver2 h9 L3 a i }
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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