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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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2 u) J& _+ b# `/ v: Y' dBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
r9 {# {. B- Dcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
/ h H* H- ~* q6 vBrians' roommate Stephanie was.& S7 s) W. Y- q5 y4 X
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
' i; Z3 P' J5 G" P9 q$ R2 J) DStephanie and this had only made her more curious., F b1 o, O* c. @6 T
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.0 ?4 D/ T4 O: ^& m- e9 \8 E: \0 R
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met c0 c7 ~' f. B' ?7 T, I( O
the eye.8 o0 Z: n+ o# [; j" A/ U
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
8 @% p1 H7 a9 y, ?thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since/ J4 G2 P: ^ S( S
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver/ b; L; W5 A; `
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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$ P, M- l4 Y% t) }7 oBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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. W4 F& w$ }% V# JHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....( o4 e, P$ B: T2 E+ L7 t% L
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
; E- ~ e4 y% SI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
# b/ z1 f& y8 q0 Y( d7 [% dthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........8 R, \+ u' @. a
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
4 ?& B, p: t8 G7 w) e& ^# M9 csaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
1 i; X& d' G- A/ ^that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
$ v4 b6 i: L; J" Ugravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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