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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' e/ M4 }1 K: A; f
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
+ u5 S& j( i; S! dcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
. [9 ]. I! `1 C6 DBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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- U7 X- g1 L9 ]- AMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
0 P( E* B; r* nStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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; |9 W3 [: Q; ]( c1 o% }Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs." }* J+ }$ r5 K2 b
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met! S, k! b- B3 p' m
the eye.
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, U G- L1 o5 f- O8 S) s) G1 @Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be! z. O& f/ Q0 n
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since* X1 Z* ~& `# ?# [" }- N, }/ s
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver7 u9 R X V5 t7 g
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"( Z- R% z, o* Q: P& K
/ V0 r4 k# \# [% N5 }Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
, }3 N4 h8 E& J, t8 [# [/ e* dI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and# e$ x2 u2 e \* G* x3 Y) @# a
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 q& t) x! F, F5 i0 v7 a) g# H
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"., s6 o" N& Y# S
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that1 N6 X& |; D* ?) F- e
read:
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"Dear Son.........' j& q$ R1 j6 Q5 U" r2 Y; x" k
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not g4 M( M# }; `% i( d
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains. [2 q: \: |' e/ m$ o" k4 J. I) K
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
$ H- _$ `; J: H' x9 u U( J: L9 Jgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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