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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' t" x8 ]1 B" s! e* A
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and, Y# v+ L* I, Y# R& Y
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.9 R9 m, p: Y, H0 P
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
. y1 Y6 K$ c% x! `7 o3 u% M# mHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be( g3 \/ o+ T0 |$ \9 H1 J# W0 @5 t( R
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."5 ]1 O& k, }2 r3 \
: Y8 ~& M* S3 G6 j- f& QAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since/ I5 K; k3 T6 {3 M- R }
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver7 h3 ~: ^7 ^3 X( c0 ` Q# G. h
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") Q& z# |3 x6 L" w( A
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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6 }1 o( X% u1 C- U0 X6 k6 yHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 U9 M1 J) q6 B* f! l# R
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and# z% A8 }& `2 p1 y- f
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 F" F6 K3 [- ~2 e. M, I
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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/ x& ?, M3 k4 s t4 T0 _Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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' a1 y7 i& H2 @% ^- O5 B"Dear Son.........
# t8 Z2 E- G M6 v4 r8 I/ vI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
+ R( a- @4 ?% U+ Y& y) q. P5 ]saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 q& C& \+ E& [6 ?% ~3 Y: j
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver+ `/ g7 i. S; W |) \
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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