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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
3 g9 p. w+ O% e3 C$ tcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
% x2 ?) n& p K' D: {Brians' roommate Stephanie was.- {$ G. O3 o6 D
" @! E# g# w7 C$ Y3 IMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
# }9 `$ k' u0 X: K2 N6 `Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.6 a+ o' v/ U6 E. ^3 t
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
: e" t; _4 P6 zHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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8 \# M6 `/ `# TReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
# X' j1 b) [; C2 L6 W# U3 dthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 `! l( a! h% e) @; |' k
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver: l6 N2 L- @! m2 V. ]
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ F$ h/ [. J; [+ |9 C
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
0 ]" G0 g& ?$ B2 i7 gI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
3 M3 \% Y' I2 X9 A0 Z4 Ithat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".1 _# w2 ?9 z# J K
3 B* N5 P9 H9 ~- y' s+ oSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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. Y; m3 C7 {( M2 l"Dear Son.........; H- b* z* Y& l, [3 d' `; M. G
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; O9 o' y: b+ M( @0 c" T3 Y
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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