A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"
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* @9 e3 H& ^  f" ?& v  VThen the panda said "Hey!
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the

manager got home, he did. The dictionary

said

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

+ R: {- k0 z  p4 Z/ j; f"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
5 Q6 x, W3 o' j7 ~3 k/ @这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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) W  i% S! ?. B. [& V4 r) ["Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
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这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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$ i" Q6 i7 J# i6 Q5 \0 W  ]Right on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表


- W  F3 W5 b) z"Eats shoots and leaves"
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: ~, M4 [: ?6 `- R1 t+ ^shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
* v2 w% S" f. p! D' J! _2 _这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
9 f+ z  f7 o8 R( n6 s0 c5 w觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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how smart you are!
I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
Good understanding!

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9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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0 w& [5 o# S3 O" Q9 j- Xwhat's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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