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Marriage viewpoint
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+ r; K" P3 u4 ~9 I* KWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
* Q: \8 o1 p6 U1 g/ l7 ^/ F; U( tand said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
, t$ k8 l3 Q5 z3 P1 w4 N7 e5 [slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
% L2 G5 F% X) f% Uto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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# D# s! `( M+ n' q'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
8 K7 R! O/ w; l7 X! Jscreen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me$ d8 h5 [9 ]0 P8 H- T
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6 u5 G" ?0 ~4 |+ t; w2 J4 SMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot* s% E9 c4 P! Y/ d. ^3 q m$ l
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
% h0 S# a8 Q6 l& v0 Xonce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping# E' h4 L! s& z' y# o
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV." D' y! v: X4 \6 B5 t! ~% L7 O1 A
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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