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Marriage viewpoint 9 J0 T" U3 g. y0 l: D. R
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+ c$ e) x. J$ L9 M- XWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day% e! B1 d X& ^& ~. x
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,+ p+ y: t e+ Y- f7 D( W- k
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
) M- \$ k2 c: p/ ^ A; vto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.', x: {* i% ^- p' G; s7 K6 U8 ? Y
# \ u0 W: l: D5 r, G( \'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
4 G/ |$ T% I8 y U6 U5 F0 B/ `screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me* e+ f0 o6 E3 ^4 J0 T: J2 u- G
that you're not holding up your side of things.'8 I/ e5 E% G! C/ J: a. g
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot( J8 k4 T9 X0 d. @+ ?3 H/ L" v
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
l1 h6 [8 g R; m0 v/ N3 zonce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
- o* k- {+ q8 @: Y8 y1 M# m S5 s8 Son a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.4 ^: J5 u7 Q- q& A/ w( m1 I: }
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in& `6 D" w1 r$ f; @% }' U
a hurry. |
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