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Marriage viewpoint
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( V! O3 X! E$ U6 o g- vWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day& ]- D& T' `2 C, X
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
. e: @( S X8 l! Q; Kslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got6 u& p1 r" {* L( R2 P. X
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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! y- D1 I% d1 N: q' f" x'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma3 D, ^. d- q* d) @2 R
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
7 h9 f1 } O- T25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would& h" G7 p9 I$ o" S8 h
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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