Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
/ k3 d  u$ J9 H/ ZPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
' _# m3 z' x1 `$ p* y9 `I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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+ c6 v$ b+ B& t+ Q) x9 RThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

+ S5 k: L3 h; }9 k, B$ PThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

" B' K/ o4 S# x/ y4 H6 jThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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# |" e  V) ?0 S: |# a. ]  rHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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# `/ f; ~; d# K2 sThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........