Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
; f" L6 J6 w; z" X' z) F. FPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
$ n( P& D0 u2 o# R# EI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
2 a  ^0 \; R- Y+ r; |: r) |silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

. V% {; R$ M0 I; ~The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

! @7 S/ Q. }9 m' M4 P* {The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
" p( c& g1 l' @* Y' t* o. f5 W' Sdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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& D- r6 p- h& i+ m$ H! {The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........