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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go2 K' q5 R. i# k
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that6 | D* E: W0 `, s( a- P* }1 H
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a6 B3 s! L" t8 F' z0 x" c; K
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
$ g/ t( I9 ^& X1 M1 ^! e# nI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue( `3 D0 S0 P# u
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did" D2 q* P. b9 I& B) m
exactly what her husband asked., n4 M- X# W- m: v
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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% }! q% N' w- C, {) r) ZThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?' M |) \+ Q7 k+ ~# e
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
7 P4 s$ q# W9 e" f( D3 g3 Jdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'/ \; H( V C: k/ h6 f! A
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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