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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go# b t4 b+ I3 R6 o
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that' |0 C: f- w- V: n" J, O
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue# z7 y. A( P Q
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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4 ^" h! _& [& vThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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! L5 @% U5 D6 r1 AThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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' {. q z/ s/ yHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
+ x/ F! I& W. s9 M! q' P2 Q" l1 Pdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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