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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go, ]( K/ A6 i/ x' d5 }
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
1 m; u/ b* W! ]9 w3 o5 e LPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue8 `! P4 k* h' }. A$ ~! f
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did- t+ F. f, f( ?5 A. v0 ?3 z3 b
exactly what her husband asked.
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$ a9 ^1 i3 m) Z1 P8 hThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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# w% n4 {" p0 F8 B ]+ EThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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, |) W( M& F8 h$ S4 I, GHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
- l3 S% I* Q2 T/ `- ]3 udidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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