Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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* ^& a4 f5 q) N* M( D/ CWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
3 Q8 A4 n/ F" ]3 n! A! W6 BPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
8 n/ P/ g0 k3 {( F" d7 H% s/ _( pexactly what her husband asked.

. r2 W" C9 ]" G/ p$ dThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

" r2 _3 t! X$ I* nThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
/ T  g( g4 j3 O7 D/ Wsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

, Y+ S: _/ m$ t9 hCut off his........