Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
0 q, l6 T( k2 X, P( Ifishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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, F# z0 q, t: u# ^0 `3 Q& Z; jWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
! |- @* l  N) S; J) cPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
0 q) Q5 ~6 e% A; bweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
3 E2 {/ l% w9 e2 }silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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0 `) ]- x0 l% J$ \The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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  R$ }. E8 _/ ~5 i5 f$ W  @1 nHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
9 [2 g  d$ \! ^$ K$ R' xdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
' n( y/ `6 O/ x" wsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

, g+ |$ |0 B; o* M6 y' ]! d: K3 @Cut off his........