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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  / Z5 I! x/ B4 g1 p- G

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3 ^" u0 q# K$ w; GTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.$ d) G/ A: k6 [, ^/ |/ d5 d
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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6 q/ M1 N6 W  n4 |If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.1 ]7 J7 A. v- }
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  " X: K, g6 l( i7 q
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.( k: F4 X: ^( k/ T0 y: K  l( K
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 7 v3 ^2 r5 r8 Z

  w  Z" l; @6 M3 TWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ( F; {* t  }$ r1 w1 B
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.! x. Z( u, m% }% Z; U- G' l4 h

3 t) G. Q# ]/ ]( v, n# r2 {+ KTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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) O+ G+ u5 i. b5 s' [Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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) f! A& c5 V: ?2 G* sReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  9 }) o, b6 C5 U: ^9 c& V

6 Y, o* `0 z* \: ?& z0 PIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  - `2 \4 ?. V4 k; E% D- [/ l

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0 `" d7 ^- L1 E8 VHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  6 r& H+ @% K2 Y' E$ M3 h) m

# K) ~; m- r  }" {: qTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  % j9 c( g# b5 N. s. G1 L

; |2 }) k" T" \: X% yWalk  naked to the bathroom.; b- |% x8 e: f0 q( H

8 H' m  t0 G7 _4 i  ^3 }& \7 OIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  : n; H) A4 a- m8 N* p5 E, f; ~
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  - f& ~( b1 z" k  \7 h! Y2 m: \

; U" `/ D5 ]6 d& t% H$ XGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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0 l! @6 W5 x+ z% k0 s9 b" hFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 5 }& d1 o5 t' B" s# K
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  & N9 C" p. \& A* v$ o
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  & E6 P0 P" u" t; z( `

0 H! P% x  \/ d9 R+ o/ ZRinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off." r% E$ i* l" B7 W
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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$ U8 M  u/ J! g  X/ h% AAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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4 ]: F% @- ~0 E0 I" J- R) S) TReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  3 N& J, l4 Q( T0 k+ A6 ]* \8 f
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/ y" E( ~" s# ~  f4 V4 E0 eIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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