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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : , q) X! Q1 Y( a& v
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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* _6 u/ H; p% j" z; DWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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2 E p0 Z3 p' W4 M4 CIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ; ~* B9 t( X: j, U" f! }* g
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.% V% U! T8 X: _7 R/ N
7 z: A: _8 v) X) nGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 5 O* [* G2 x1 x2 Q; S7 K% c
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.. X* ~/ p$ n/ ?/ v
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ( I% E. J) e1 O8 b4 Y1 S9 P; K
6 y. n+ i; t! }3 h2 I' c2 C2 uWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. , a3 A, g0 V7 q$ r0 }; E6 X
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.
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$ G! h. S; Q" v! m/ v7 g6 ~Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.3 |3 r4 \! ?5 t5 x6 y1 D9 X
4 R( ]% H$ H1 l5 g5 S$ HSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. ) d$ m0 w' B' X- f
: ?0 z0 i. T/ }& bWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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1 ~8 a8 a" ^( h* a- u3 ZIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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$ U8 r$ n1 Z4 x9 AHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. " m0 E$ ?0 |6 {3 T8 w, E, n
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Walk naked to the bathroom.. o0 l2 U2 c7 O' X8 v) z
1 I1 K9 m1 Q8 r* y# y" n. y/ zIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 2 [1 r; F, E( m0 s2 r. N
; D( S3 x: T$ }/ U, b2 JAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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. d( B% t+ x q3 u/ ]; jGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. * H/ ^# M0 G: N! [5 q) c3 m
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. , K3 A# t4 e6 o0 S# u7 \5 x. A. ?: d
6 b3 p. c$ O0 f0 L+ X8 lFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 9 D$ c( r' j' A2 g2 J
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee. 4 d( v0 H2 Q) r# V
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Rinse off and get out of shower. 7 H7 s5 W- l1 P$ D$ ~5 D
2 L8 D' Y& E4 j/ x2 _8 ?" HPartially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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! i* s* i2 g( gAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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* _+ F8 K+ q% n% B; m( k! QLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. " t1 A5 w, N, e9 A2 O
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 0 s) K/ B E- a- Q
1 G! N, d/ O# z9 l. g2 a7 UThrow wet towel on bed. * G) H& f; M' l' Y
& {7 Y& R) ?5 U7 l9 h4 C# tIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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