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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.! m; ^$ V& i# [6 g
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ' B" _9 M6 h: U
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.. F8 e; Q; s* S$ v) }# }
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 1 y) \! d( U% b2 d" \
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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* g6 ~+ n: L2 O) iWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.6 \9 V( A. E% f/ H1 b! e
7 K( o2 q' d0 [, nCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..4 L( R+ a, t4 P: e
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ( H9 l8 c* e) e2 p4 l4 j- b
4 J( e9 h7 L+ e6 V1 [& f% J5 KWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.7 }# s& ~! e- l) i7 ^* T# m) h6 o
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Turn off shower.; ?- d0 i* u; Q l
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.1 U' S: v% T8 x
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2 m) }) C# o7 CGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 0 T% w9 F1 p3 f9 D
5 h7 h3 ], Z& P$ w- XWrap hair in super absorbent towel. + @9 r! O) n. q8 ]
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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+ @2 x$ P w, k( F& V; zHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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' z- s2 v2 p4 P7 iWalk naked to the bathroom.
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' X7 W9 |. ?% O+ X4 J1 R9 i+ bIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. " [: T/ v8 h# n6 f2 P+ z
! {+ {" q% L+ _& ?Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 5 z( R: q2 D" H$ R8 T
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 3 [ g, P8 R% k( s1 l. S
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 8 L1 [! b( U. c" N
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 7 q! T7 `' N4 r8 q% H
7 k9 E( p* _) t; g" R7 d7 l: x9 FWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. : c9 W3 x0 T( e
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# l5 E6 x# Y6 {% J# p. c' vRinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off., H" `. U$ G3 t8 n# V
; d* l! Q! o% y0 @" yFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. & @3 S* { g4 w6 b3 p
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ) i# \) ^0 e | ^
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. + ^7 Q; r* v X9 R/ S' X& u; g
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Throw wet towel on bed. 4 F" Y0 `7 q L
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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