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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.3 c7 S) k5 `$ {! f, T  d
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. ) ~+ x% F6 H$ d. a

) |6 ~' R3 V7 \, cIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.; B% i& I0 k% |, P% k
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. + v4 S# e1 O. j- y5 T
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. $ |- a4 c# z- Z$ m
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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" U' j" l' Y4 J% lCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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2 I8 [) F% d* j$ SWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. * m6 x  g/ \  O4 ^: l

# m, A& C& }4 ?Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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5 e& {. Q" `. _! _* K7 IRinse conditioner off hair.! o" O+ \( j( Z& {* F& u/ D
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! g9 o% ?$ N# sTurn off shower.
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3 k7 K2 ]! G$ @9 a& Y0 sSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.3 l1 X0 m/ {; Z! ^% w, K
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 4 }1 W1 u# C9 {, J' w
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  1 n( v/ Y# z6 \0 H2 f
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.+ A: q) H# E& ^+ J& n) u2 v% M. Z
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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! N1 k3 z; q, P  ]! y3 ULook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  5 X: z, k; m7 ^* O% ?! [* l

+ x, |* Z5 v/ B, F7 _0 F" ]Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 8 U9 `- t" Q+ |: y1 f+ T6 j, u

) E0 ]" \3 ]# X) LSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.    q: _7 A6 K) Y2 W# ~
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  
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  e. {! d8 G/ Z2 ?0 BRinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.1 Y, a& w6 U9 u
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  / U2 B9 b3 x1 O( M
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  % E: m4 x3 s; \  P/ P: ~
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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4 o: t6 Q# y  n% v9 _4 |If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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