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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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3 ]+ G' c% C  s% _Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. : J5 I$ ^6 s  I0 e8 f; e

' j( i5 S$ w  L; l) sIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.0 L' {/ j. Z: [

" T/ C2 r% G1 Y, C8 B8 `Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
) i, E9 [% i4 q8 Vmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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6 h0 s- c% K- I. N* L+ y! FGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. " Q; d; n9 r+ ?& x- a/ h. B
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..; c! f) u+ A/ ^: f: G( u

5 k, j" N8 w5 h* A4 o! Y" z1 e* e6 kWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Turn off shower.
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; _  L/ z" p7 B( k' p7 r1 [% {0 o8 i- oSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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) L- ~+ \2 J- D+ [Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  " |- |! c% C; U

+ i2 D1 j  |3 K, \! U$ `% R! xIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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, S2 Y) S* j# \, j: G9 B) @5 rHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom./ b, |3 M; c9 c8 D* `' b
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  $ v% {) n7 M1 f) u8 Z4 o# l

! {1 D3 G; t3 Q' }: b  v) O5 \Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. + H1 p! \, V- N5 i9 i! n' I

/ j: i: G, y  W2 y5 ]Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  # Z$ V9 e" c7 D
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  8 Y5 e1 u2 `! k: b1 z8 ?

& q  N8 O6 P1 m: l7 YBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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  V8 T$ V5 h- |( CSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  & O% P4 I7 N; x! |7 {9 j

6 t, g: T9 }: o- ^; r+ _3 T3 tWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  - ~# N# g  x; [! L; Y) |. z0 y1 ^
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  / Z1 B  Y: J( E( q

) Q6 }+ j: l) kPee.  
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! X0 r- l. f. |3 G% }Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  * s! D( ^; }8 A9 a

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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  ( ^8 \! D& R' ~

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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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