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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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' B& k! c9 U$ `0 \+ _Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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5 [* T2 T( C& b) j* l K* q+ jWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.( M! l L6 R0 b- ]8 R2 n
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
- n5 a8 x6 b& xmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.9 ?) h( g7 T) k, _+ v- q2 ~
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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2 |0 Y- _) A9 ^+ _, }4 TWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. : W9 {/ s7 P C# V; q, L
" c, H$ j2 p# p. {Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 9 ~/ r4 C& J8 D" F" p$ ~
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Rinse conditioner off hair.5 B! f% {0 ^! w9 Q) d3 ?
* u1 T1 k4 G- V* hShave armpits and legs.% D8 D: [# h" C6 b' T7 S* i
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.3 V( @. o7 r' i' D
- O. Q s0 q! j3 `' JSpray mold spots with Tilex. 5 c: S# O* f* |, {
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 5 O$ k( u8 j+ o
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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* R/ r+ ?, o/ `4 d' uHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: . q% j; g* C0 y& I
* m9 [. g" |) O9 x6 R0 ]" Z1 cTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 7 N; R6 k. c4 s+ x( O( y% C) p
( X. L9 I* \- U" t" F9 qWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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: V: Y' |8 X3 Y; i9 a& L* o" rLook at your manly physique in the mirror. 8 S% D: X( Y) O- S: l( s
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. $ q( O* l+ [6 N5 E. Y( z: m, P$ y7 X1 G
( U0 Y# l1 G$ u* [/ s5 ~Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. % p) }6 k) {& \; l& ]
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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@! Z* B1 q' x6 c2 `4 @- _Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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8 V5 U' g+ M$ {6 ZSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 6 v. d7 w. M4 r- z; E- \9 L; J
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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7 b4 ?& [+ l+ \4 t# @Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee.
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; Q3 _; G! |7 k u& O: kRinse off and get out of shower.
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/ W! P. d: w( a2 _. T' N( i9 yPartially dry off.; S4 x0 u/ {' K! I' N1 w
/ J9 }3 N8 S% m! }1 xFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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' f! c& p& b# Z2 u$ v: HAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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: p% A* b8 x. O* W |2 ~5 k+ u8 X& r/ M LLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 8 D8 M2 I# b( c& ?& A; {3 l
7 L. m* d, V. s; {! j* C/ k5 g% tReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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: N, |: L7 M3 [4 r0 r0 q* J, HThrow wet towel on bed.
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4 P1 n' Z) D- _ V: r$ a( UIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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