 鲜花( 1394)  鸡蛋( 16)
|
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : : w" k9 D8 q1 a V: [
1 ]: V: r: R5 v4 Q0 v
( N" u% z3 O4 ~4 F* e! H
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
4 ]$ K9 x' @1 m
) m! a1 B( f# N+ o! ~( v" r+ o" J7 n" u9 W6 \6 \% Q
& s, M0 i# w* L$ JTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
- ]$ ]; _0 i5 J' e) k- _' O
) W2 M: { A! S |9 ?# ]Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. + z2 K+ K* `1 r0 d0 E
/ D: b O3 E2 `% j2 |If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
9 }' ~" y2 C f6 t6 r6 Y) \
) n& ^' k% j- `- J6 {% K- c. CLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
3 R: a0 N7 X: P$ |7 {) `. omake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
1 u8 V/ W) A: K1 \% S
; q8 M! v6 o* e* s! z/ vGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
" n* v/ w6 h0 d' ]' _5 r" W2 P; p) h
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
: H4 u i2 W4 C2 N6 h( i* r
; X0 h! z1 z- W8 _Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.! B* e6 _8 S1 ~: h4 }
- P( c0 J. T" Z/ X9 P/ e- v: oCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..1 @9 e9 E% J/ _4 i' r5 r4 y7 B4 [
* w( h5 J4 i% _' o& ~' HWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
( u$ |- L j4 {/ V, C, r% R
, L* S/ a! A* u1 e4 v3 [5 eWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 3 {7 F+ I& ]0 P. d$ ?" Z3 a
, G! d, B! e( @" _4 S6 t
Rinse conditioner off hair.
* T- I& f; C8 d
n9 I i. M0 M. f2 D% p wShave armpits and legs.3 K. @) R: [ a+ |. O$ o
/ B* S' {! _1 E+ N9 wTurn off shower.
% a1 [% b4 x9 v3 v* j. Y; a; A. Y! Q& N r( l. _( G/ [( `0 d
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
$ C- Y; Y4 O e2 Q: V: w1 ?
$ u+ w# W0 y5 C8 ~Spray mold spots with Tilex. 3 u- S! j6 i6 m- O' O: D; U
9 O- C9 R# R. D% I6 }' GGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. + S3 P$ J; I7 q. b7 e
) \ z; o0 c& z- ZWrap hair in super absorbent towel. 3 ^( x4 s! S# q
0 j) b* |/ Z$ z/ {$ Q& }; ]$ Z" i
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. : f, O' b0 {& N( ^
4 F' L/ |' {* `6 G; R) l1 NIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
2 k* a, h a. D7 m0 a/ `) {9 \6 p5 G' u* J3 ?! {7 _
% y' |+ X3 C N/ \/ {% k! {$ _HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
3 b# Q% a6 N3 z" S; H: t u" Y
. x. ]; |! s- z/ ~7 _Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
: D: g) }- ^# D. C0 R9 `, [1 K- v- Z. j- P
Walk naked to the bathroom.7 o: U+ c+ k% B3 C
/ w* t7 Y- [& Y" B, y
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. * `- l6 a# g0 S2 m2 z9 E4 u, Q
. l5 ^& ]- G( i8 h
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
# @. x. A4 r4 s2 o( a( ?7 `) W- ^' w9 h7 y# P, V' R
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
$ J7 K/ j$ h6 a. C- o, \
1 a- O) F* U; p+ X$ K& YGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 2 E+ g4 a1 T N; o
& Z" T0 T4 a7 V+ }4 ~
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
3 a g E# b5 Z% S
& B- Y& g- u8 y6 T9 e" HFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 4 r5 d3 O/ k& o5 X
( c& C+ T- y0 W `! r0 pSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
( F9 P2 a5 {) _6 n5 B: J* X/ t3 O7 o d; V
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. % Q; \, T9 G7 p, l" ~
- C& p% F4 k; q7 R% c5 G
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 5 Z9 ~: b% g7 t( K
& f) T" b- x! g$ o `
Pee.
& J) J) a# o+ M2 {) ?; Z3 X4 U& O2 m! i! _6 p6 [7 T* j
Rinse off and get out of shower.
6 e! J+ r: q& E& e- {; Y
. i+ r/ [6 P Y' A, d: Y/ z. G) IPartially dry off.
# k- G% k, s" L5 A, s* X5 p- e* |6 D6 C' j5 V
Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 2 z- W p7 K! Z9 s& D: d
! m1 d% e9 D* V) S' v4 L5 G5 x
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
8 G% u0 R! E; f8 u7 }
1 d8 S2 r+ s# }5 yLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 5 M( D7 n" @+ v7 `
7 H; z' T7 i% z; z9 {Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
7 C' H6 X- ~( d
: Q& }# E+ q2 F. w$ j& d7 N: jThrow wet towel on bed. . ~' w/ t& N; H- |- J' x+ p( h
+ h5 L9 q* Q$ V$ mIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-2-21 08:02
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-2-21 09:03
