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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  + y% W/ W3 |* ?+ y: D8 G

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.0 r& M* e( r2 t: Y# A) R
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.! ?% C! N  V$ E  e$ |
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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  m& r, M5 d' h5 |# N* JWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..) W1 H# Y5 @2 G& y3 d2 }& {

  C  B5 U; }- @) _Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. # @& e  f' D- b' |

/ O9 a8 v; t* G/ p2 d. WWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  * ~. Z$ N; V6 e7 ?) R; f, G. U( V
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Rinse conditioner off hair.4 s) u1 N5 x" G* F. H1 }

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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.: I$ Y: j( O2 Q/ ^) f+ N* b! z
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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& h' q5 _3 @# \. i, yGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  . [3 E( ^. L+ R8 |; V
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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' ]+ q9 U0 g$ p( j6 IReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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$ d6 E, s- g/ a8 o  ?- oHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  " x9 D1 L& U  R7 i$ {7 f8 L

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7 M, G  }4 P4 O/ k: {; KIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  3 t$ t  r; Y8 r* `6 i

6 a, f1 }6 i4 q4 bLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  - [; L5 N1 M% z! @3 @
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  ( K5 |3 h6 Z+ b( c9 C" g& n

- k! V, \+ n1 K4 o3 @Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  $ C6 e' H: F7 g: K
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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% B/ R( {; [% K4 MRinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.
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! _3 |8 b" j* h/ g( F5 vFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 8 S. w  F( d# R
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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( W0 W6 \+ U6 R" Q4 D. Z: B, ]% OLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  / T7 R+ N  ^7 V- F/ P0 G

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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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