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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.' w% u2 }! a- E* J1 S0 \
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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4 g9 o1 l* h: cLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- : A" c5 N' h) l# a
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc./ y: Z: v/ w. T& a5 b( t
. p" l* {# B! w0 UGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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4 F! ^3 n( b: }! AWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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' v% s1 k7 C1 a- Z5 cWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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0 W w9 O8 z4 g8 o; nCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. / \% @- B( U$ u/ [* r0 H
( J [/ G5 W; B" k. zWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. H& ^' \) N2 X w- W2 V
: W4 m, C+ N/ e4 p/ i/ qRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.
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6 ~8 [8 E# @3 j5 y: `0 D7 J5 S- u- CTurn off shower." ]4 o$ Y% t5 n' M" K( a$ H
5 @3 I+ Y& y: X# }7 `* rSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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: v Q, c o3 J l7 z+ j+ J% l! R6 ^Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 2 p- J0 G$ v: U
9 g- L0 P: ~: G) F4 m% ZIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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, X# |& e% Y, V7 r! gHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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7 B( Q9 Z+ |# Z: a4 G* P- H- cTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. ) Y5 G) E3 v) K* t- L O3 {: i
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Walk naked to the bathroom.& G# m4 d/ U4 ?; @+ `* Y' h0 Q/ S
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. u# r2 ` L7 R6 W4 e
$ {5 Y L2 _+ ?3 N0 L, tLook at your manly physique in the mirror. ) u' R& J" J/ H" o/ z
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 1 |$ ?5 {7 D& m w4 J3 F& ^9 ~ m
1 m$ |+ ?4 U e# d3 g, s. Q+ _Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. + S/ M0 |& b* z- U5 ~$ W% z
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 8 T. H, [7 z5 G7 ]2 t0 n
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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) d0 j! O2 L; P7 CSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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. E0 K* [ K- w) u# xWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 5 u( ~+ k# S) e
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9 ~0 j$ h5 L$ D) [) H* L7 RRinse off and get out of shower. 1 w. `( I) I3 K" \
9 x3 Z! P. H% r+ M% R" vPartially dry off.9 l [ L# h8 M+ m3 Z7 ^
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. . g+ K+ \2 h5 N% d* X
7 g& I3 P" S* C% {6 nAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 7 O( [( j4 b/ m2 ]1 C' t6 z
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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: h7 |2 E- J1 ^6 H' cIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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