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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. + _2 R+ A9 M* k. I/ o

/ g! x$ @7 z- ~; ]4 p, hIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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7 D/ t( q6 \! ^) [Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
  h/ N4 L. ], t7 [5 \) g5 dmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.2 o% J9 o" M" K

" b& b) r9 z/ ]' m/ l8 _  ?Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. ' O' o2 Z0 A2 E

& o2 K) m2 R5 T2 fWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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- |3 a5 V2 v1 S2 @Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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) _- s$ V5 |9 N+ E1 V9 Y# gCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..- X1 g- S7 v, W( w3 F8 @/ h# E4 F" Y

7 \& |8 \7 L! }6 t3 MWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ( p% n( f3 U8 d; S+ v
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  ! ]( t0 _% y# ~9 [
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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0 [6 k( S/ b) u/ BShave armpits and  legs.) n( S. V0 o* q2 R- ~

- L; h( H$ }1 N# H/ Z9 qTurn off shower.5 x% D' C* x, P4 t# V6 r

0 r- G8 @; A6 a) f  f7 u) `Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.  D% k: n0 G# l8 X. h
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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( ]& ?) }3 g* d: b& ~Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  5 p$ a/ [( Z: P* ?

1 N2 ]2 f; a/ w2 HIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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: O' j9 f0 d" O+ p1 u; _Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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* N/ T3 l6 i! ]# \( M  `7 V8 hIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  + c0 v+ m# A2 n2 P, z$ ]' M

! l! Q  c* v7 v" m8 E. hLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  & k1 N- }3 H5 f' t3 _
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  , M6 z  U# g, Z: U# E
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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1 u7 S# I+ E6 |  U+ n, S8 v: j7 P* ?Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  , L% [3 E+ {( ~2 z+ z

/ @) J+ k0 x. s9 |' x8 b" }Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  
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5 L- q5 [, ?& C* o  VRinse  off and get out of shower.
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2 X' r$ y- Z! Y  B' tPartially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. & v7 R9 z* |( Y# {
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  / u0 |- ~- m, U& h+ ^! U

1 C. z+ e8 _. A. @  n% n, ]: fReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  2 l+ X6 J8 T# Q- N- J, g

/ b; t- M, ^3 S" ]& Z- FThrow  wet towel on bed. ) }1 s) ^4 ]4 ^; f

6 S/ T, ~0 o0 J! aIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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