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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  . L" `# S' W2 u% P5 T* h* A

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2 `; @8 Q7 u3 A0 ^) X8 Y, x- VTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. - E5 m( f% H; S# ^' Q7 c0 r

$ e% r5 P' K6 Z  S- ?* cIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.+ X. y, d$ j  Q* i6 e4 {' f! i5 c
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
1 u2 q3 ^( a& |( J2 @; Wmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ; z( t+ r4 G7 q$ i* v! d
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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/ J: u2 o% w6 ]1 S- J3 R( N# GCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 0 d- r! ~- w& _* M: w: O
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.1 w( a9 D* T2 W( t' \1 z2 A, C
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Shave armpits and  legs., E2 U4 F+ w. }  E+ _, X
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Turn off shower.- y0 i( o! x! F% q( E+ N
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower., {. f3 k0 y1 \; T' A( ?7 @
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. ( Z. I. f4 I# w) c

0 u# ]" s6 v9 X! R! oGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  " |+ \4 N! B" @- v
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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; o: M% v( P9 E. z) x# o+ ~Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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$ W" `8 }9 P8 C" i; X. JIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  + j1 F) d' r4 G" a
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  * ?! `% v9 B! L* M4 p1 @% i
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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# J3 a/ [6 i" Z/ u! p& qIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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3 i! m' k! l4 O# BBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  ) ^1 V4 Z4 w, W! @8 d

; o& M" k# C/ h  r6 [2 N6 R, ~- M8 @8 vFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. + b- N4 g" I0 J2 U0 Y
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  + D8 l% F, o* \2 C

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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  " K( x- b- c9 X- S& k: M

2 v9 d3 `: }4 Y  `7 t( CLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  & ^# h; a6 X8 I0 w( |) w
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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