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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  ' s0 r+ V0 F9 }. h* n7 z' P
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* }+ _5 ^9 \/ r8 }, e1 s2 b& N, gTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  4 Q% {" Q5 u& y, K5 _
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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' n, E5 o0 ?  {( Q8 X6 NWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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. [% o! ~! i/ L* g) ]1 U: _Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..6 ^( [8 y4 S/ D/ A8 K) ?* M8 B; h

( b) V: j) v0 l* aWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.3 i. C7 P" v! ?: g

) Q& N- Y* d9 V9 r% b4 oShave armpits and  legs.3 I+ y( X9 s5 i5 e4 T& R
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Turn off shower.! P7 }: T' {( ^8 x2 e
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.+ p+ p% J1 d) g8 R

, `( U) {, ]6 ^9 Y% wSpray mold spots with Tilex. 5 o* `) O5 s7 I) N& P7 D
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  ' u- Y$ ^2 H; ]! l; K' Y

4 Y4 z- e& p7 A& r7 X5 YIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  2 H! [  K# _# R; w

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: G8 t0 g1 |; I" r6 a; ^HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  % V7 v/ L/ G- I5 h2 w# W

6 e. H# Y) @7 bTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  8 n6 R6 j5 [$ [; [8 w: E6 }
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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. a4 {8 _- Y( N( Q/ }If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. $ y" D+ W' |! c' r" ?% r) n  @
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  ) a) C2 u( U6 n3 @' g

; J8 @- Q# w& K( P3 E% u& M* OGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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4 x0 ]+ |. u+ x* a- {! sBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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4 ?. u- a- t8 S/ F4 b/ EFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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8 f6 L5 l5 U" ^( G" [0 l; JSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  9 Y* ?% J: ]+ x* S( t

% ?9 [3 R6 _7 {1 P, _' g9 `Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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5 b8 X0 i+ G! ^3 r" j/ EPee.  3 O4 |, t) n. n5 Q; H8 |& u4 U1 M

) z; h7 E& K# s3 zRinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.7 L( G+ c& M# l+ j
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. # O! }4 d/ ?  j% Q+ E- U
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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* m: c: p) Q) H5 K5 S& p& CLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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# a1 ]$ f' a) z( Q4 GReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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