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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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- e- Q  M4 |  j+ X# R0 O6 V: M$ _/ JTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  ' w  g, E& U$ x4 J) r
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.! }' R- Z' s7 w
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ; s% W( ?# z* G3 d& s

# g/ U  Y$ B& B* gWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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3 s# n3 ?7 b+ Q1 {4 s: TCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..' H5 x3 R& D2 ^4 i9 j6 @0 F
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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* n  {2 v) R9 M: t. B7 U1 kWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  7 ~: @+ d1 k3 K+ G5 [3 B% \

$ Z' S! x; `3 g7 |/ MRinse conditioner off hair.; ~6 b& W' X5 U7 Y
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Shave armpits and  legs.6 F6 S& f6 X/ C( Z7 G

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* O6 _9 J/ k% ~( P9 cSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.4 ], i4 y+ F6 a/ V

2 b3 a- o  ]7 \! ^; M4 aSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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' y0 h3 Y" `3 m3 n! x9 G; nGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  9 M2 {, a+ F4 X3 ]" A
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  + w4 c( r: m8 Q9 g! d
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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! C" [+ [- _" R2 RHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.    W+ }0 l# i' S5 J  w  Q& i- ~

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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  2 @+ H! t4 Z$ C+ u/ e! w# r4 J

- E1 d2 {9 y# \* _, q0 VLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. / K" h! `; B0 r* l$ q6 @- q

, Q7 q6 P9 `' {Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  " l. _0 z6 f+ X- ?
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. : Q: e2 N) s& w8 f# z
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  % O0 d3 ?. C# Y/ g" ?

+ v$ B  b- i; b+ j- kWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  5 f; `$ g: |! Z" d

! N% s, J9 L$ {' v: j) I& P+ RWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  * O/ A9 y) Y! x. [7 G/ k  [. y
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Pee.  5 I' `. O! O* m

3 N3 z% ^- l# z: D% j) ]% tRinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 0 W: O# f' B- Y4 v& I) L6 }

9 L2 f, s7 A5 q- T# L) M1 d2 l3 t) n  sAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.    q# o& L' f# j- u2 a  ^; P

, R+ U# n1 A- g7 x9 _Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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9 N: y- D5 i1 j- z/ T; k6 D. i- NThrow  wet towel on bed. ! _. O3 [3 ]. ?- N5 l; {
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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