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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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; c2 r; d. G/ T. }; ]; Z7 ~- sTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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/ V1 ]1 @3 F9 v0 ?; u) eWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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9 p& q, s  c3 t8 @; h. C1 c: oIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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5 e  w2 f  Q: E! T5 a* Q* YLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  9 A: j: v$ N, ~  e' f- o* p
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.* @/ `3 m8 f3 K  r
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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+ G) I* T- p/ UWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. * T' \% b! v% J  h4 C. a
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.3 `! {' i4 U, P- [# ]! \% c" c

+ N1 M3 u) k. j# P' ZCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..8 L: `. n' \5 b6 Y
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 3 s2 }" h2 {7 \  C0 y
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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; q: k* j$ a/ t# p  _/ l; vShave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.
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5 {) j1 K' O: S, l& V- |# fSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.' A* e0 m* T+ R
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. ( ]5 t' R$ f+ v; V+ J3 f' c+ G

% _8 _3 I, w4 _5 @( q) k! D2 _Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  * E9 r0 T' ~6 V2 G, m. K1 `  S
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  ) S& k1 Q1 |$ h8 j+ V6 P

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$ A: p$ J. ~2 o2 q) K+ zTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  2 k. h) v4 I# t. t! e# r4 G

" k& v" H5 N  WWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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4 a+ i/ E5 X. G( dIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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, u! {# m' B) x5 s8 m, L+ \Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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8 `) Z# N8 r4 K8 n$ t3 [. ^) BAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  + K. H' @5 D/ ^& L% p
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  # s3 _; d' T7 B+ z* Q% m9 E9 f

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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 6 |1 k: J1 e0 t8 c/ b
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Partially  dry off.0 }: e5 _6 K" D# v% G

5 i  X' b  _. O. sFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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2 U9 w4 I9 `( N* t/ ?! l! X& w8 lAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  ! [# V% a; ?* G0 I# E7 N

* Y* R6 a4 u9 U$ O2 ?$ hLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  & U3 o* `, k# Y" i' \
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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) n, p7 R7 S3 ~. ]9 ^7 p) ]! s/ GIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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