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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  8 H- W9 C5 w" A" P& D# P
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  u! s6 {7 X7 \Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 0 `" b+ a# [0 Q+ U$ @
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.) N( x" v5 @0 E9 m, V3 H  U
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  $ p7 U" n* O$ y* [9 I9 \
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 9 ?- k7 q6 l" V+ H8 r

. @- K9 a0 D" f+ JWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 0 U" C0 e  _" }3 W% z
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.4 z5 A1 |5 U( b' n

! z8 G, M, k5 }. G7 }  aShave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.$ F7 u+ w/ c+ ^" J1 u

; P9 n  U, T  S  O* ~8 CSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.& [9 N4 A# h- ^3 y
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 5 k/ H9 |! Q3 O" s* M: B8 Z
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  & R  o0 ?- }/ {# K4 b

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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  7 h3 g: D# ]* c0 |7 B% S

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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  1 J6 z4 A% {  c. D0 i7 o

' h7 e8 I  A' }" ]Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. 0 [6 _" g) |. x  ~. Z$ Z7 s% t! m0 c

0 @& \& `% l" O) r, sAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  ( k" B% U8 W: F) Y0 F) |7 m

% ]" ]( u: e) f( W) }Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  . f( g! }8 S. F4 `3 P

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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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) x, S# Z) X0 O$ k' x7 sPartially  dry off.8 p3 p: ]5 d' M' s) w4 n

) I. U& d0 l1 n1 B0 t0 t+ KFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. % a; n1 X8 q" g& `& p# t# k
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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  E8 N  }  M% d+ ~$ _" e* ]0 tIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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