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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  & v# a- h/ j0 }

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.+ M; ~- n% T% i
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 1 y& n0 o9 m7 B9 Q0 X: L' p0 g

, K  ?$ y( S  _6 `- DIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
' K( k* l* `+ g& {; Y: s0 A" Xmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc./ c$ i4 C3 L+ |

% |, Z3 x9 j4 j/ L+ AGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. / V' o3 P$ r8 p6 t% Z2 `
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 3 M, I2 ]9 }) E3 S7 m/ W; V
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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- O7 |5 x3 Q9 n, l( Y) [! HWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. $ l8 ~5 P& X( [7 D) b4 H  r, F( d4 K0 s

/ ?. D; B5 e7 qWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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0 e6 F, t/ d7 A! X5 eRinse conditioner off hair.
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, \  E0 ]6 f8 yShave armpits and  legs./ ?$ H4 ^* d3 B# Q4 I, Q
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Turn off shower.
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2 `" ~) c8 g' j" o, i8 @Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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2 g" }/ x' N# N, B1 ?' j/ b5 O* N7 ASpray mold spots with Tilex. ; d! h8 b# `9 K" a! f

- K3 i0 b4 G2 yGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  . b+ Q& O$ @. r& j, C% f

  n8 Y" y% t( }2 H! B; U( `( S+ TReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  8 ~2 v3 W9 E) p9 r

5 h& d0 K) f0 m9 n- O6 O1 @If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  0 c; c/ K5 L. \
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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+ A3 `$ c, ]3 s; Z. }: Y6 q2 [  QTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  ( \" s8 B: d9 E% m
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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" H: z# s& B/ r3 ], mIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  1 U/ s+ U: ]$ `& B) y$ w

/ m2 j( a# j% h. C% @' A' F- T: sLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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" B2 C$ ~0 x* I/ ^+ g1 m1 SAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  9 B) E. u2 Z0 e' `
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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7 N: Y1 m, i( T/ z+ CBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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  q2 ?3 G0 l- y0 f% N9 I- H9 U- mFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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" Y. j" V; X/ Z# e+ ?- i- r1 x$ d" \Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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5 w# W3 u9 t8 j3 r- D# _1 wWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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- L: }( y4 G# G9 x6 ?Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  5 P# A1 `% y# K- e% S0 F

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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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/ U/ G7 F2 C: N* ?Partially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. ( Y$ u/ [0 e5 S4 |: N
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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5 k' o- n% y, pIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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