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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  8 a0 x1 B1 S+ Y5 L2 h5 n& Y

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.8 s( v# |+ ?. j

) b; q) c# G- @- WWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. ! R3 P: @- |7 g
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.5 ~, r7 U: W7 e# |
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  7 N( z7 l) H, L7 P1 q: i& T
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 3 J: x6 }8 v7 m8 N0 e: |4 v
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.7 d1 q+ L3 n9 r% m0 H* U% j
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..# @6 v2 u3 b$ n* M

; ^7 M! ?& s, S1 j1 ~Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. + s9 K" D' h  I0 n$ g
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  0 f3 m# ~- M- b

% ~, ]# j8 V1 _7 H- s5 GRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.' u. G8 h% _8 k* [. B

9 p/ e: e7 L1 _  V2 bTurn off shower.- b% [% |" a2 r  K6 v) Y3 r8 `! F
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.& A. P5 ~0 E' O6 O
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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) T; o6 I6 J/ h  xGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  4 Q# W- O+ k9 g3 V

, V; {! H& t7 g9 B0 f, vReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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+ p2 ]! {3 F6 o& f+ o8 ~If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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) ?, R. _0 Q0 fHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  , F+ ^+ A# h1 X' C" p

! Q" z0 A& X( \) xTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  & T3 n6 p' C/ V1 f4 x1 s

6 R: ?; J% u+ EWalk  naked to the bathroom.- A/ N6 U/ q7 o8 J8 j: O

4 A: L1 v0 v, d- L: NIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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+ q% D1 J4 a# P8 \0 `" HAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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2 B+ }8 M5 P& k0 v+ \) RGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  & k& i( p8 J) X
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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- ]; Y  a5 ]9 l8 UFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 7 L6 b3 E( U. c$ \6 q+ Q
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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0 ?2 |3 l  d) L2 w2 _- PWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  
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Partially  dry off.; ^! @( s" u2 ?1 `

% U; g* [* C  W: PFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. % O/ {( [+ ~5 P1 {- n. n# b1 u
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  , ^. i" A/ R$ B$ U1 f
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed. 6 L  X# u9 `/ ~& `, z; p: N8 K! X

! b6 S9 w' z0 k: sIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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