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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : * f- H1 [, Z2 T, j
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: G; F) ]) W8 h9 a% STake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.* s( ~& u. M. g; A! g, t. X% y
2 c# F, g+ k/ ?/ n5 Y# k; m# hWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. ' h- W- `5 o: Z4 p; x5 y9 n
2 p8 a" _0 r$ V( bIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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* P& f1 K, J5 O$ D8 x3 LLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ! I! g, o2 C4 o" O8 M' D$ l% B+ q
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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! T3 _1 c$ r/ C+ b. n7 s% q$ NGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. & {. Q+ K4 K) k# J7 Z3 H. L) R
) S: N8 z7 L2 N& X9 O2 ~Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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% D' J* a+ Q, @6 L) e& B- ^Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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6 }2 x, {9 O. u1 {% O! MCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..' L- \+ K. V/ `' g) Z: `/ P
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.9 Y; E( `4 h6 { O1 g; I
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Shave armpits and legs.9 u4 F: S/ Y+ \1 D
4 ?! y5 L! R, z" W$ M6 x/ YTurn off shower.6 M, y; D+ q, B; V' L" r( X/ ]; ^
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.( f# w9 f+ ~" ?; n2 p7 o
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 5 o) L6 m% q: t1 ~, q* t/ P$ F
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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3 } C* j8 L1 rWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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$ J" o" E9 L4 F4 Y. H0 @( I7 f) a. @Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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, r. }% [: ~: X8 ~) q% b tIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 5 p; f& H4 a5 V; A- ]/ k
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+ |9 g1 p2 |: N5 z0 AHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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: {2 Q/ |* B; D% v- H$ A& m+ v. xWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 6 A4 C$ I |! {8 M
2 N# R1 T' j4 ?* LGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 0 U$ O: {8 l) X1 ~$ \0 x
& y- A) |. m7 ^) z! s$ |: s3 zBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. ! O7 \* J- ^8 O5 {: p1 R. N
" K m/ I1 ?* f3 vSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. ]8 ?' y, s8 L6 w
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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+ x5 M& D8 ~& [( cWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. * K/ m; r% c7 ? J# C/ d' E
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) R. \* ]: F. r. e( S: W% vRinse off and get out of shower. * O8 t; z" V( _0 L
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Partially dry off.
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7 v; W: \: a; F1 k- \Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. / Y; x4 c2 Y8 n/ T
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 8 b" q2 V2 c5 x
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. , q) D! b9 I9 d i5 E" x
/ A* i( E; _! d6 d3 A/ ^Throw wet towel on bed. 0 e/ g, d+ ?, m& l' g! t* n
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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