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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  - t: l0 M% \' c( x9 @

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.$ @7 l) l4 C  X' M# J# ]& k/ P0 Q
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.' l$ e: q# q3 e& {0 ^* [
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. . Z' _, |! `( @( T8 m! U
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. , K& }1 E9 F* g! c. \

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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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! j. t" S( ]) Y# [/ t+ ^Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ) k# _, j- w7 `+ j/ }& ]: E

% l' }- s8 N" f- uWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  * m1 g/ e: l. s% z
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Turn off shower.
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5 ~5 S( s# c( D: ~, p4 g! `7 c: _Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 5 C* g6 h5 j6 @# O8 g$ w$ d
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  # y' ?- U" N2 w, z2 {

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, q+ |" j: d6 S7 p' r  {Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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/ {" A! U! |- ~* vTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  8 T2 ~" U: T7 g
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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; n, M5 r; |+ }If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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3 f! M0 I9 p+ n  l; }* ELook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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7 D& `) Q" U, j* Q4 U7 \+ U) iGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  2 R* H" m. [; I; F1 A

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" [1 O4 `, r$ R1 vFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. + H! c: q$ D5 B/ I) [
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  - T% b/ N8 R( z& b6 J2 c
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Pee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 0 ]2 `8 S$ Q$ `. m( o
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Partially  dry off.5 S" d2 l* f$ t6 n: S8 D+ X
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 9 {* K' \8 M" J1 D" W8 N( a
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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