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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : ( ]1 H, F v7 i6 x2 c
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. + {0 A/ K# {" f2 S- ~1 l; B
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
9 W' K& z1 B6 v8 _make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 5 t/ A' t% X$ F$ z# r
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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+ l' x5 q+ ]+ `9 }* KWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.- I& m, {( O, Y* Q: C
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 2 E8 o% t' x" x' J6 z1 K! \ f
) a* M [5 L5 hWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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& g4 F& a( _1 z6 N' B1 vRinse conditioner off hair.
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# Z* K* S" u8 \; Q$ g, [Shave armpits and legs./ ~. C7 Q7 C2 Y) _- a
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Turn off shower.
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' s7 n8 i* y; G5 ^7 E) l! [Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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1 F; w+ z0 l" \! l x4 tSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. * g8 x/ l+ |! B* A
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 6 Q. l* k$ K, ~" @
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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/ c9 r) {# v3 c1 e' ]" L: m# UHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: $ o# f5 t! z9 l9 H8 E
/ p( }3 c4 P5 t6 u8 V9 d! FTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.4 q! i1 A1 D# ]5 h* w8 M
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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$ X7 V" [3 H, C9 I1 DAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. ) I2 f8 c0 ~9 Q% l. J
1 y% Y1 q9 K' vGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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' j/ Y5 K2 R X3 bBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. ; e9 e* q/ M' d" V8 ?& _
3 f. ^: ?2 ?; h3 Y8 KFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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6 m6 s- D; W4 ?Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. / R7 q+ x0 v% _* L$ |
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Pee. 5 R. X) M; I' ^% y m& Z
! i e1 w% W. {$ s! dRinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. ; ^) N0 J+ z" m8 ]
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ) W9 p( T! |5 {* n x
7 M* ? t" S% q4 G* Z2 R. T# RReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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# f. {5 o" s9 z5 g' L" R, o' I$ I5 ^Throw wet towel on bed. 7 l) [$ ]0 V- W+ i* {
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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