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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.5 z4 y5 C, h- Q$ {5 w* ?- J

$ [0 L# X. b; _; B- MWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
+ P6 t7 {& @. i# T0 U+ U3 ], \) M0 |make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc., h/ o& @' |" D% A! R8 x

9 ?) P" Q, Z5 D# t1 E' dGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 8 ]3 {: m" i  B3 h0 i  w) P2 ]
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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  E/ o) g8 k% U6 @9 sWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.3 ~  `# ^3 f) h! c2 k* V

! d) B" C) G$ C6 jCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced... x$ z; F/ n( V0 P2 {9 _% L& x

2 n% H: M  [+ E, d* _Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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, F+ I; E. L! |% T; i- wWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  . c0 I& v3 d1 p4 Z1 b- e8 ~* f8 m

# ?& C5 \  i& I- w2 [/ o6 hRinse conditioner off hair.1 G' x/ [9 I- F3 m

3 d& \' L0 _% y, B6 F; iShave armpits and  legs.8 N5 i* ^# r- H
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Turn off shower.
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: X& A3 r; e% xSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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! [, ]3 g! ~" X) fGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.    r% s/ o7 ~4 ]  |6 P7 h
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  - s+ f: E2 o6 [4 w$ `. [! T/ `
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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7 k$ m6 Q/ D4 _' X3 k' xIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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7 n1 d) s, R- M1 \8 @! c9 BHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  : L- M2 P% `) y6 n2 [5 M
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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2 N; j6 j  B3 U$ T* I. kIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. ' r2 [* k' f+ ?% d
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  9 H% B; I3 c1 m/ ?' w
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  ( x- Y& B2 ^; ?" K# R

" J+ X% i1 H# j& |) ^Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.    z4 J: l  `9 a

$ R* g* u* [1 j' W9 K/ i- |Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 1 \& f3 D; j) R9 |
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  7 X* x% L  u/ J' R4 {

) x* k5 y) ]$ ^3 x2 j0 z7 @- jWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  / Y: i( F5 z$ W/ D4 Z
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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! G* g+ f- \$ |9 j5 WRinse  off and get out of shower.
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8 W! |* o) l& |8 U, IPartially  dry off., Q  e8 R6 j. A$ t' w( M, \) K

: W. `9 _8 X  g* j: dFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  - `9 c2 w6 m) W2 g9 O' g' J! E" V

; Z& L9 S6 M% U/ W6 ~' v! ~* RThrow  wet towel on bed.
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2 `' C9 v) U# l* vIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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