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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  " ^- o( ?' E5 y: v3 Y# G# {
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.1 z3 h1 F# n) o/ D& F! k& E% z% v1 K

  u2 @% d! `$ o4 a7 q5 aWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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5 t' b& d! U3 E) X2 ]  l7 E8 ZIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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3 F1 X1 Y- M+ l. sLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  7 P$ Y. \7 ~& S' e
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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6 m# \. B4 v) ?Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. % t3 j& @2 p2 B/ _% S

2 G" ?4 p9 x% }  ?Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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1 u. z) w0 v% `( j# xCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..; ]2 S% j  v, ^! V1 E

, Z, V- d1 N5 n* H/ E# QWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ( C7 B5 z3 {* @+ b
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.0 y- ], V7 S% g, b- I3 X

- q% _# T1 N  {2 aSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  3 O4 V" n  B: ]+ z: A, f

6 [4 p; Q4 b- L( b% S. r$ s) |Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  5 e" o) m& ]0 Z" J4 A
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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0 h. e; C9 [: Q$ [If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  1 v# \1 }, |, }1 I3 \/ K5 J
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0 m. E9 {/ @$ U7 `HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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- E0 ?, j  a% S( mTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  * L5 d7 v# j. Y( l8 ?8 ~

5 L. m: ]+ f3 E# SWalk  naked to the bathroom.) @( D& o, K8 Z' L9 u  i( K9 ?. T
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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6 [5 r8 X; `( w7 J$ TLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. 6 h0 x$ V* H4 A& u& B

9 N% @" q8 ]: c- Q3 nAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  * |# L" D, }  v4 r( `. S$ h8 U4 ?

, t, l# W* a1 Y% {$ k  A" \Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 7 J4 ]- M0 a6 o* ~7 ^. @& d" W

/ N8 d4 }- p7 _0 I/ s0 S' ESpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  : t' C# x, A. K9 o
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. , h: P- J% x: W: V, k7 R- a, x# F' ]

# b1 ^( ~0 R% `/ PPartially  dry off.' o9 m; i# }; e; H  G0 e: g

7 h, W. w  I9 q, GFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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2 `4 Z3 g' `. H( UAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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) y5 ]' I+ r; k" H; \2 T: `4 dLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  ( x( M5 c7 m0 o3 B& X, J
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  ( S" n# R5 ?$ @9 |, l) F- W
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Throw  wet towel on bed. ! w- D- b6 Z6 N; v7 M) a- Q! }: `" }& g
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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