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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : - F A. U- j" l. s& M
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.4 p$ o' }: K" m: t, f- W
0 M) D( p' p$ L: [# m: uWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. N, l( i x! o" C
+ x8 o4 w7 d: j1 ~If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas., J; ]8 @( p h2 h
4 r" v5 E- L0 ^+ ILook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
; D3 }* h# [" o! m* y& J2 smake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. ( c6 H; `5 d1 I" k# Y( A
- k" H- y$ U4 I& gWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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2 C* `+ \7 h4 ~( f! i; y LWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..; Q+ B5 Y: o# U8 d* G& o1 e/ w
, s+ z) a1 X, d, ~# g0 s, DWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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4 H: T. R% Z' m3 h. L, OWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. ) I( M# d- }- B" V1 g' I. f
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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+ a& e7 q u) f8 _( k# t& a( VShave armpits and legs.4 l' J2 N# R) O4 V5 T
; ~: M' K e5 _% Y+ Q4 TTurn off shower.
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( h9 D: Q2 c% Q, I, VSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.2 Q% X- D4 @6 h+ z1 H
; @3 X6 @# H2 M5 bSpray mold spots with Tilex. % V: [# }2 \( a4 d) x! n
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. " R( f% c' ^, G1 M
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. : x7 E% J g3 g5 z' ^( i7 C) y
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 5 Z; m) T. U0 v
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. * c; @6 y" ?& R# ?: T0 t. c# z
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8 `0 j) g, W: ?4 dHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 8 ~" x* t$ y9 L8 ~+ c" U
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.' E, ~! d. [& H9 d3 W" B1 o* q" H
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. / Y, z2 i, {( O& `9 a
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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0 J/ w# C/ @, d. a9 ~$ GAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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* ` k; A6 e1 u& i; h* CFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. ! V g2 _' Y# I4 l2 @' G% a5 ^* j
5 |5 n1 l0 x" XSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. ' a: S( t% D7 m( Q/ W) z( D
. ]! b5 u. W; F1 W+ s( N; y$ r3 FWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. ) x6 z7 l4 S! R* N; N/ P( v
7 J& K; ]0 @. iPee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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1 l: s7 i) ?: l1 b7 r/ I0 l! g( SPartially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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- @8 d2 T0 h- u( Q4 F: W( y2 J. fAdmire wiener size in mirror again. & [5 Z, c0 L- K" p7 @" B
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ( L9 j% A; u+ ?+ S
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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) Z C4 Z R$ GThrow wet towel on bed.
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M" K3 F6 Y6 H* z# d3 FIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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