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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  : ]. ]0 z6 @' Z$ Y3 Y" L: E
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* H: K. V$ s3 Q" tTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.1 X* K+ l  n% w
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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# B0 R4 c8 R5 l4 R/ a) {If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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( S0 F* U; q3 KGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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, Q: r' J; D; u! \6 I7 q& o4 NCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..0 ^# T" |& h* m
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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6 |  B# w+ M5 S. E  gWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  ; |' T8 K$ Z1 C# y' r/ s
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/ j' z! p2 i3 u# J: W! U% dShave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.
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1 Q" v5 W2 }  USqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.1 @0 F$ `6 F9 }  d

% I( H( x8 Q* }+ F, k+ mSpray mold spots with Tilex. % ~) `! f$ m# S0 H0 k) _, v0 {1 H

8 D4 L  z7 P! g  t- |  z! WGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  : D1 W6 ^% G9 B8 ^/ B( s# R0 X1 I9 {& o
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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+ s) |5 M9 i" ]: Y, p$ t: \9 S: Q+ qReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  8 u! r0 K, \1 O! }; C) L, Z
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  + {( M1 o, |9 N

7 h' o6 B3 `/ u- t+ A1 TTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  ) |# i* A, J5 s* e3 u2 B
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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3 h; {+ A4 x2 Q" @4 }- X3 ]Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. ' N  d3 X6 p4 F8 \6 _8 E# A$ {4 ~
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  7 d0 X3 T- x/ {- R$ W

" i5 k2 w4 a* \! m) Q* i4 ?Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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  F3 z$ x$ r& [, C  JSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  ) e% d' ^: _" [* r. _, Y) b6 E' M
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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2 ^! l* k, ?+ K; F6 X4 _1 _Rinse  off and get out of shower. - V0 v4 Y4 n; ^- h6 x
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Partially  dry off.5 R! M5 s- C1 P7 Z# _

/ w, V4 e2 R( q2 P. J! O3 i) k/ _! RFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. # @# y* ^% f+ t* B* a$ \
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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* x2 b5 S, L- HReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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