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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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* Z1 |4 ^8 Q* ?: rTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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0 p, J. Z3 J4 Y& R! }6 J/ Q9 e4 cWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas." Z3 H# l, r# W2 f4 q) S
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- , ^/ t( m+ V( G
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.- m+ [, ~) |! @! v
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. ' ?( [. }/ W+ k& Z' ^
% b* P3 S$ d4 sWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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r$ P8 }! v8 v0 h' }4 W7 Y- fWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..' G' i1 w, g) k/ E! T
* i# y" d, r$ m* R L9 FWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ; r# ~6 e+ S4 W, Z0 v
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. - z' t/ |0 t% X6 J& h! I1 [2 ~
. l' I# y6 S; t* wRinse conditioner off hair.+ b+ _* l& B2 W: H
5 [) B$ Z, \+ q) o" ^Shave armpits and legs./ m- ~9 j0 ~: k) P
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Turn off shower.- u: O2 ` ?* d$ C3 v
6 w: e3 o( D/ ^$ iSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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& I- x7 h. g6 N* z3 d" l. aSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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1 H# |2 W X4 _# `; `/ d& I4 gGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. . X! x' l1 s- S% Z- K/ ?3 C
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. ( n6 h e3 K5 i3 M/ k0 }! X! d
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. @8 d2 K+ O# Y) _4 d' ^
: |! z0 F% M' H' @. x! l# ZIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. . `, p' ~2 t5 M9 g4 j
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0 N& ? ?5 m1 b, z1 jHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: : P* g. D8 N5 k( k2 E _
) F' {3 k9 N* j' g! jTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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+ z; }8 Q: ^( \8 M' GIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. " x$ V8 ^ E5 c3 y" u1 i( [/ G2 D
. l2 _7 s3 R5 _: [$ F+ mLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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& ?! w2 ]5 p H: `- Z0 EAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. # D, ]5 |7 v1 b; P/ p8 T8 S* X
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 5 Y; K' A# O, u6 q5 N
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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( j& B- b/ u2 t# Z8 `* j. tSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. ; T" [) p7 N9 U+ j- t1 j; x2 H
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 8 ~' D4 z3 s; T- z8 Y+ W5 o0 v
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. ; E4 g2 G/ j, @) ?+ t( ^/ q% B
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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& R( v& o) \! ^2 JPartially dry off.
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7 y4 l8 i* Z K2 Z6 KFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. * ~, E7 }, r F4 i
# X+ }0 t- g5 ]" S4 }Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 0 p6 k6 B& ]# T% b( F
1 f3 x/ I, i) n) \# z1 h3 o" R$ jReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. , o/ I5 P$ |) {
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% c! `3 c/ S1 Q; y& m; QIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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