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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.5 Y* i/ l; e" `) B
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.( H! E* I; S: q0 K( Y; w
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ; ]0 x _) O/ [! g# s
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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. y+ a0 _% v& ]/ a* LGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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: Y6 h: a( Z9 r* Q% o. Z# w# W$ a/ TWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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# n8 l- O8 s! B, T: U" tWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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) p1 k6 r+ ]! @( i" R" O" SWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.& Z; f, C0 ~! ]. K; L
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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" n1 c. A/ H" R/ {Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. % ^3 {% t3 G1 H; O- u1 d
a$ x* g2 Y- x1 V2 {! iReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. % g2 m4 j: \" t# k9 M" g6 y
' b' f% H- o7 sIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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* A0 \ b; v9 z+ b6 W, ZHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 1 o( D! A; L, u" k' m' Q
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 0 ^+ b0 ~$ _) }0 y
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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4 a" e; K7 y: Q) X9 s; x/ qIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 3 B8 z/ N& {# c) V L- l2 n' M
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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" s; p$ _0 Z v2 g. t; SGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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( y9 T3 M* J9 ~. E" pBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. ' J) w: b, W9 D0 L& r/ J1 \3 l! t% `+ T9 |
( N* p/ R* {$ lFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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# D1 k' K# \' _5 m# h/ zSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 3 L2 E7 p' W8 K) l6 U4 f4 a# ]
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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) d( `9 Z! x1 l+ dWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. ) u/ b- p8 S* }1 j; w
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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( Q! u7 X* {% i7 j* V, Q! oPartially dry off.
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; o6 q, z- q6 j/ ~9 s4 c+ yFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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: S S3 n. Y, p5 M2 DAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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3 `7 K- r$ g) B- ]# w2 }Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ' D& y' J" N' z4 u- D9 i) n
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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0 c/ }5 s& V, R8 Y4 C1 b% J* JIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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