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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  5 f+ s9 ]1 t& U, u

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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4 G: f: s6 @0 r- sWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 4 w- p. k# G6 _1 ^

/ v7 e. u  n7 P1 H# IIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.) R  B: d- T5 M+ Z& |
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  ' ]7 d3 z# R+ M* x; X
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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/ `0 C. p* _9 G2 Q/ S2 R4 f% nGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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% T) B+ _" D+ }& @. }4 n- j9 t. VWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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! v6 I1 h( E6 j8 b  B( _Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.3 i/ ^: e+ ^" I' r1 `
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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" P7 _( N  g0 ?  R+ ZWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ( J  x( `' _* x

3 l: Z2 L& J2 @# [: WWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  ! X# p; J4 ~' `8 P, W2 G4 q

; h% W( @$ b. z: ]9 e  R8 ^Rinse conditioner off hair.6 s5 l. O; `) [8 D9 \4 i

. }; y" y9 ~4 c  N5 kShave armpits and  legs.5 G7 B* L( ]9 V: b# J. ?
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Turn off shower.4 U( e+ l; ^$ X$ `9 p& E4 P9 }

( R. [' z( b# D  u/ WSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.3 ?# y: p$ e# T1 N/ T

2 u: I: u* z4 |( H, a9 hSpray mold spots with Tilex. 0 _3 Y% I/ a. d- k
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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1 _/ I8 a2 f% [: B4 M9 VReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  % G  P: U6 w! T+ w* D

" e' n4 C3 H0 p. L" H7 UIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  & y( A' L" U+ e; p4 \, O
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  / |; C. }4 R1 Z" i2 r
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  ' E2 o& V& @5 y

6 V% d1 L2 h% x8 SWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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- Q0 L7 r- t  ZIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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, ^6 f5 ~8 w0 d* _/ OLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. - c  [8 F8 T  Y  I
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  " y; Q0 T; M1 _3 R/ e) r3 P6 R
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  & y0 A5 a! e7 Y6 `. E

# W% C: Q2 p5 e$ G& U+ NFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 8 f9 P. g0 [5 ^/ h# _' N4 e) H4 v
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  3 ]3 a' N7 j& @  p( @! _" \% `

3 C# w- n3 W# f2 e1 s7 o: OWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  & ?9 j8 s) K& ?1 X
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 6 T( Z/ s5 ^" H$ m
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  3 P9 b9 |: s, d
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  1 s/ R  U3 W  p
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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