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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.& Y9 n0 d- f {, K5 T: o
. q6 P! \: r& x6 ?( P. v4 R2 ]' }; KWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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- k0 z5 r7 H7 F n( nLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
6 I! ]" l* |6 amake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.& p& I4 v2 {8 ]0 n
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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4 P1 K3 G7 m8 g- G6 d1 OWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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) U5 _* C5 {. v* V: oWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.9 ^2 m' C: y6 v; |; r: G
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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, q! D" l) \: M# C" MWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. / ~* \5 `2 l3 ~
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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: @6 A5 q+ `" I% k6 Y: f" oRinse conditioner off hair." p- |! _5 X+ t
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Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower./ g( l! x7 V$ f4 v! E3 |4 B- y8 z
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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+ `9 X& Z, y J, m# H, ISpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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' J$ W' A) ^$ X7 F- c5 c6 n% U+ EWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. " v6 Q- Q2 C5 k! Q$ @3 d2 \
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8 E2 A3 x L. g8 L% W4 ZHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: ; D4 J" g3 w, C! t( Z
4 F9 `+ L( f; Y6 ~$ f/ ~9 ITake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. + S9 A- c: C. S% A
& [- R- x4 r8 k6 O5 EWalk naked to the bathroom.' k0 s! K' y4 H' L0 T7 t, W+ [2 ^
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. # y+ {0 m! p2 `! e* {! ?& ]
?5 c7 b* T4 A3 Z& BLook at your manly physique in the mirror. 0 x6 L h" a- |: k" C4 T
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. . \7 A9 Z: W a8 o
( J3 V ~2 K. K* N3 b9 U8 R5 f Y1 iGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 2 D$ J8 ^ e9 k/ g! x! M# U
/ L6 w1 a2 A, p0 m+ `Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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, p" C/ S9 J/ k5 KSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 8 u" O+ i6 m7 X% r* E
$ J/ W. s# e+ k2 D* Q9 WWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 2 N$ d: U- q, b; R# E: b6 [, v
0 J$ _; |/ p. l. n7 v3 H# Y8 OWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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* y2 n3 n4 }! y+ m* jRinse off and get out of shower. 3 m$ b& l5 `7 ]8 I
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Partially dry off.
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2 s( Q& r* K8 |# DFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 2 G+ `- t5 n# v
" A: M# N9 \, O3 D2 P: B) r: r4 FAdmire wiener size in mirror again. G- [% [9 q z
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. P; ^# ?9 I% UReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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