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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : " ^- o( ?' E5 y: v3 Y# G# {
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.1 z3 h1 F# n) o/ D& F! k& E% z% v1 K
u2 @% d! `$ o4 a7 q5 aWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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5 t' b& d! U3 E) X2 ] l7 E8 ZIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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3 F1 X1 Y- M+ l. sLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 7 P$ Y. \7 ~& S' e
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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6 m# \. B4 v) ?Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. % t3 j& @2 p2 B/ _% S
2 G" ?4 p9 x% } ?Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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1 u. z) w0 v% `( j# xCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..; ]2 S% j v, ^! V1 E
, Z, V- d1 N5 n* H/ E# QWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ( C7 B5 z3 {* @+ b
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.0 y- ], V7 S% g, b- I3 X
- q% _# T1 N {2 aSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 3 O4 V" n B: ]+ z: A, f
6 [4 p; Q4 b- L( b% S. r$ s) |Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 5 e" o) m& ]0 Z" J4 A
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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0 h. e; C9 [: Q$ [If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 1 v# \1 }, |, }1 I3 \/ K5 J
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0 m. E9 {/ @$ U7 `HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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- E0 ?, j a% S( mTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. * L5 d7 v# j. Y( l8 ?8 ~
5 L. m: ]+ f3 E# SWalk naked to the bathroom.) @( D& o, K8 Z' L9 u i( K9 ?. T
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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6 [5 r8 X; `( w7 J$ TLook at your manly physique in the mirror. 6 h0 x$ V* H4 A& u& B
9 N% @" q8 ]: c- Q3 nAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. * |# L" D, } v4 r( `. S$ h8 U4 ?
, t, l# W* a1 Y% {$ k A" \Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 7 J4 ]- M0 a6 o* ~7 ^. @& d" W
/ N8 d4 }- p7 _0 I/ s0 S' ESpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. : t' C# x, A. K9 o
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. , h: P- J% x: W: V, k7 R- a, x# F' ]
# b1 ^( ~0 R% `/ PPartially dry off.' o9 m; i# }; e; H G0 e: g
7 h, W. w I9 q, GFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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2 `4 Z3 g' `. H( UAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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) y5 ]' I+ r; k" H; \2 T: `4 dLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ( x( M5 c7 m0 o3 B& X, J
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. ( S" n# R5 ?$ @9 |, l) F- W
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Throw wet towel on bed. ! w- D- b6 Z6 N; v7 M) a- Q! }: `" }& g
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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