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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.% u/ t1 e$ I; e
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$ d8 U$ g" F& W$ @" RIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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" p. B( _$ I/ D6 ]% ? ILook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- f- J. Q" ~, L. M$ Y3 g0 e* [
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.8 R0 P. F, ~+ v( Z' o2 E* u! {" |7 x( C
) [! D/ J ?7 D0 ~Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ) b4 W4 L/ n+ j) o, T0 P3 f) F4 l
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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5 F; h# n1 Y, w/ gCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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0 p K- c/ X7 Z6 |8 W9 ?Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. C2 k9 \' @; Q/ z! N! J2 V2 p
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.1 N+ t% m9 G8 N# s3 E- k$ }
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.+ H/ k% ~' N, f5 g6 |% f# H
6 X% K$ n5 i* A& y2 bSpray mold spots with Tilex. / q5 T; [8 G7 _" D
" d( ]3 m7 {% Q5 Q' k N5 U+ XGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. ) B2 i4 F' d9 P5 \3 ]* J: ]5 X
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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" [9 m J; z: ^1 jHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 0 T* b ~( w9 s8 ^3 E) N
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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# e6 q) I5 Q7 K" TWalk naked to the bathroom.
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: M) B6 _ E; f) [; M- R% `4 ZIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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9 T( G+ X* m( F; H, sLook at your manly physique in the mirror. 4 C! e2 o9 k! K5 x3 n) E! U4 M' s' H# b
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. " u/ R! F6 F, F2 P; e- ^
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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* w* p" M3 i2 c$ sFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 1 J0 T: |# {/ a
2 q+ h. [4 b. a+ I' g9 rSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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( V8 R4 W& a, ?, |3 O6 |6 u, g5 OWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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% g& P8 G7 k( k$ d; a" U! yRinse off and get out of shower.
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& r7 y& H" X$ @( K8 p; JPartially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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6 R2 v+ P6 Y7 X& n E, HAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 1 ?! G( ~0 Y, Q2 ^; v
+ L+ G4 r) m4 A2 H9 {0 hReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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