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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks./ n6 V" ~' Q& B( @
' v0 U/ S% |6 w2 ]) AWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. ! J/ L3 z8 ~: r& E
, k9 t4 X& r! M& ~* F* B5 MIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.8 [; K" S) l' N: t
+ k: T# E. Y+ f) S* `2 ALook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
; H2 U9 I, \* _+ Tmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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5 P9 @' ]- z- q/ LGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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v# s1 C5 ]' \1 X+ A4 |9 ZCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..0 w) C) W: ?: E9 [
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. " {5 Q J5 t$ a/ T; j0 h
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.. l. [6 v' d8 O( d _
9 R6 o% e' X) \7 i# D9 gTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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, G" G0 a) g$ U+ A2 N5 wSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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4 p2 [3 J4 G: l# SGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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/ h. u6 }" k7 L9 m( I( E8 f {Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 0 g+ B9 k6 l5 K. ^) L7 }& k. n
+ A( ?5 c7 S( l/ H* m9 X# KIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 2 s5 q! \% n+ \' `8 ?) m( i' |
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: % `. S7 ~* U5 x: h' u% M. `+ c+ R" [
( y$ @- e- \* T. A4 w6 G3 h8 b3 STake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 7 z- w* \ r8 ~( C0 y) T
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Walk naked to the bathroom.+ V/ a( ^- i1 y' h; }
' s5 o5 H# T7 B- y' d. dIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. ( _0 { g B# n
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. ( i3 Y% H3 {2 | A8 m% ~% k1 x
) x$ I; H, l3 {$ }; SBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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1 g! f$ r) i! E$ G+ VFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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8 Z, c l: c2 v& @7 `Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. ; f7 c. S, i* u2 f: N' Q
( r4 Y7 g5 S T) G# C! ]Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 8 u4 d8 }9 i2 M
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7 ` L* S3 Y+ h1 |, @ \Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.
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- Z Q% U7 s+ PFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. , k7 s& K1 x: P$ g1 X& Q
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. / j; W; e0 R9 k4 {
! G6 h U( ?6 K5 Z4 p3 pIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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