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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : * x" R2 H. z% Z& x
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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# g. C6 e$ ~4 X' m) C: A9 MIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.6 B+ V) q4 w N- M6 N' y# |3 _
: A) S g+ Z+ V3 pLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 9 r; N0 \) l- ^: c, G1 s" w8 z
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc./ ?( o0 B# t" N* m. x) ?
8 I7 o. m& G! Q4 l$ U2 pGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. i' {; Z0 i: C$ N; @3 L0 r! {0 c
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..* B7 C, C5 i2 D7 ?4 c7 G
" N0 I. }7 K K5 R$ C: k NWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.) C) E8 O5 o, W% q% J- r6 @7 X8 g
' p3 f4 q o! Y) r2 K* `! qShave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.. p+ w- T8 D4 k4 d
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. : S3 f0 R \0 K4 K6 M% L! I
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. ( G, T' ]; q8 o) d* q
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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( J5 x8 k7 u. u. X2 r, PHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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- E1 V. W$ A3 k STake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. . Z! }. j" Y: O( E4 J U4 D
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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& |/ u0 k+ l. L! ~8 d0 Q9 e$ SLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 3 V2 s9 s; W) t0 p- ~
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 2 w L6 z% x+ x5 r
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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( E& h6 Y) z+ rPartially dry off.% x+ o4 |3 a. \ Z' o
% N- H( I$ }3 U9 R8 x' L, A( t. EFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. ' g2 l( e$ [; P3 s( U+ y1 V8 a
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. % M6 D* l) w5 w2 H4 U* L d
) Z( m! B0 }& R+ N) e) O9 aLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ! O5 L5 C ^" L" M4 m9 ?% _: N/ t1 T
& w4 h4 g2 j% ]' A2 A, bReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. / t0 A0 P6 m2 g: u
' q, W- m0 y4 d3 U3 ^' a, kThrow wet towel on bed.
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. G$ _# @) \# V9 EIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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