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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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1 F3 _: P' M: `3 c6 r( ~4 ]Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks." a7 m) D1 r( u$ F$ V" X# A2 R
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 4 u8 [9 E' ]8 b% T

6 i' O. v* @! @# M1 kIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas., y0 q+ W3 @( m
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  , Y$ I8 B. r9 a
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.4 P- z; ]; c- N! M

; {4 Y; E4 C7 I4 o( c4 {$ tGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 3 J$ D; P  U; C3 {" `' {
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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5 Y* ~* m7 c; [# q; l! Q8 y( WWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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3 H% |+ C9 m0 ]6 AWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.8 z' O7 Y6 v# r. s2 a$ N, ?
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Turn off shower.
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+ D$ m- i" F9 p8 ?/ W3 u& M- tSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 7 \1 e, [# t/ j9 U2 b; K; P
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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6 V( b' O1 s8 g" E7 N, nWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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( V8 e( U; I" z$ u! P: ^! ZIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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: ~% _+ Q6 v% ]: E2 rTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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- R# s: y4 A6 q2 n4 g, S- gWalk  naked to the bathroom.+ {0 m) C  [1 d8 R5 g6 ~. w

  Z2 [/ V, S% F6 w& Q, HIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  ' a% B: _, j  C

3 v  l- w# w/ h! GLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. 6 `9 a1 \8 K- t+ U3 d6 s! U
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  8 a7 K8 ]! i% z" A% g5 r" P0 n: i

* S* Q: P2 W( z7 ?Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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8 o' p7 n4 q6 t- V0 o/ fBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  " l3 d' X- C$ Y/ ]$ h8 K2 F5 a- q
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  : z4 O) c# {1 C2 W. p" ]
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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+ ]+ |& f' n& h; {Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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+ b/ w* H3 j( j& t4 J! xPartially  dry off.. F5 d7 }  W) m, D' H+ ]4 V, N- \

# d- j% @# A$ r& w6 X  rFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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$ |1 Q% {4 H. r5 ~6 F7 W: Y* pAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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7 f' Z) N' g7 @( pLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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4 f. \: c1 b) t/ a- VReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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3 X& [8 _/ ?( ]0 M" SIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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