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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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5 ?( m# L! _6 \- I+ N5 i2 m% vWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 7 l4 t, h3 B b, P: b
n0 M! @) E: p2 p! Y/ YIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.4 `6 _1 B* i& W
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- # A) r* ?5 f' l( l7 B
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.0 r# Y4 `- m2 p7 m
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ' I8 V6 C F: }; d% n
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.9 i% S* X% S/ |* J/ u
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..; u7 z; X8 H' _6 M- o
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 9 w+ J) L3 v( |1 @1 V7 A
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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2 h2 R/ a; K1 n2 Y# cRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.
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$ z/ [0 ~3 r d& h9 L" wTurn off shower.0 E) {1 X6 u$ K* D
9 x0 u6 a* J6 ^' @& K6 WSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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9 ]$ @4 E6 |; P+ ]5 N3 Z9 K6 MSpray mold spots with Tilex. % m$ W) _. z8 X# B8 {
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. # m; D J5 {& B: y: v$ k2 D2 v. ~7 |
, i) I0 I D( _& F8 I' n# Y2 H; }Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. * ^8 h( |5 x7 A& k( G: z- M
7 w- N& K, J6 N) I1 y; Y1 XReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 8 X1 P7 T3 J3 h; G5 {6 W! H
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 1 v- {9 d5 @; C/ z5 S
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Walk naked to the bathroom.& p& T0 M% i. y0 u
7 |7 p( }& J5 [( wIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 3 V$ t) f0 w. K1 w! B3 C- Z
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. & v. }1 k" N% M5 m. J( Z
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. ( ^& H! G- [8 M* @( P
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. * V0 Z8 Y/ `# a7 n2 F) W
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. * p$ i* a' z# f9 F/ H ?
4 k7 l% Y+ D4 i0 }6 x+ QWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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6 ^; o0 z! U- E; sWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. % G( q: U& x2 z a# O
( M/ G3 k) i' ?/ v3 r* k! I8 vPartially dry off." b2 D& @2 x% J
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. % K+ ?' v% g& l% T. p
1 A8 U! X) @9 o: {Admire wiener size in mirror again. $ M% \2 x$ E5 A: \$ D
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ! Z7 r* D! Y' g' [4 G
# f! ?$ n6 }& l( ~" u- Q/ gReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. / t# M6 O* }, B4 z0 ]* V9 N
1 n. r& C& W! _3 E2 F/ nThrow wet towel on bed. * ~$ X9 R4 t% J1 t
, k' k* ~# x+ b8 F2 w. n+ ?If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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