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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.% C1 ~& s1 J3 f' U5 I  ~% L/ S

# z9 i, \8 I3 ZWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. + y9 J( U; B9 c4 F
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.: N/ V# e4 `$ }# }4 }0 {6 f
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
* _( H' g! j7 \/ v) Dmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.; }8 }8 z- ^  Q+ P  V$ t7 k

8 Q8 }8 }: K9 B& v+ F8 sGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 0 \% N& j7 p7 o1 V0 T+ E

! w: B) l5 T5 E! y4 x7 `Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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$ m. ?5 w4 y1 X, a; B! P  S4 U) FCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..1 C- ?; y  o4 m! H! d
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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5 r9 F" S* N& x1 e8 uWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  # W+ E  z$ P( d" F; m
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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# F  H0 `% \; x& lShave armpits and  legs.2 D5 g3 y1 j3 H, s" e- [

) U1 y2 e: M' E* U- TTurn off shower.
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* p4 b6 {+ }( D; ^Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.( b8 g9 _- u$ N4 ~% P

& ~# c! m- i8 U- DSpray mold spots with Tilex. 3 F0 i1 X; @! n: K& R

6 h/ X1 q* f4 ]; ]Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  ' M1 S* N, Z- k% O

( d( h% C4 H2 f! WWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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$ z* j3 M# Y1 n6 R8 F- T$ n+ jReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  ! b# B, S, Q+ y/ K/ x( h' W/ l/ O7 W
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  . p$ q- S( K+ x; U$ y) k

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1 b# L  \& b; B" KHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  1 m' q$ h8 T) ]& e. `
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  2 ]2 Y4 T  d$ E. D( g$ K" C

8 e. z2 {8 e+ R# k6 E, S0 b* hWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  % Q4 r6 q4 z: ]8 I1 w
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  " J2 v) a3 j7 ?, o+ t

0 v- Z$ j' a# O& }Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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" M6 @2 }9 C8 n1 s8 vFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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' k: _) }# r' F2 b8 SSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  ! b6 X+ g/ s+ a# _+ p

' r5 L( v; L2 o; N& H0 fWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  5 r9 Q4 i+ e2 K# I
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  ! b' X( p: S* d. s  ^- c  b

& Q2 |' z% Q0 x# V) U5 bPee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. # @8 }/ u' G; ?! q

0 @  O/ }& t4 y' n  [  b4 EPartially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. ; p9 `$ d/ K5 j+ M
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  & {3 f; k' K4 h+ a# M" n

+ y6 [0 S" e1 M) j8 v9 MLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  " b4 i+ f( M8 J. d4 L  W  E3 D. [

0 j7 Q; v/ r2 b' S# @9 ^! b: M% ?Throw  wet towel on bed. 6 R5 a8 k  t; b: C+ N6 v6 w
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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