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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  4 K5 P* v# F" x  `7 ?1 Z
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& u3 E/ ]/ F7 |9 {6 ]$ O& rTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.+ K$ t* `4 g3 y: z

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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.% B$ A6 @7 h( ^7 O) C

! G+ L- f# u1 ^  ?Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  4 @+ L! i4 L* p& Q6 N7 O
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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% h' L- ~  X6 z4 {7 L2 QGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. , X" g+ z3 O" o. H8 T9 d
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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% l3 _7 N7 F4 {Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. " k0 ~/ f/ X# H% }' j1 k6 L" z

9 D; g  d; a' D+ g. y4 t: N6 TWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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4 P5 j0 C) u: T$ J2 w# U6 oRinse conditioner off hair.9 }+ j* t- K. B, o7 e# m5 G/ M4 e

3 a! u3 J4 V4 s* mShave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.
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% Z1 E/ h+ X* ?/ C" t0 U) Q2 t. GSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. . T& v3 i- o  x0 a5 i

* t- d6 j9 [$ b5 zGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  ! q- _: C2 R- c  z

# l2 Z7 N! H1 `. }3 A2 T; C3 Y* JWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  . U! V- n$ V# r- c6 X
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  # J- j9 h% c8 P* g+ p% l2 Y1 p4 I
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  # j3 _) _5 b3 a

! l' ]9 s+ O( l7 h) t8 ?# wTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  7 l8 C  Q  V6 i" w# R; {: M6 C

8 E  y+ B# g+ L0 W& _* v/ IWalk  naked to the bathroom.& n9 z6 R/ \. `' U7 }" u# H

$ w* Z" U4 Z# A: [. N8 t0 w2 i2 ~If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  4 a2 P2 |, U$ I
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  0 E( H6 H/ }- C2 z+ o6 N
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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1 m( x5 A3 O, f1 E$ SBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  / F# w; n+ C1 h& N1 V
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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3 j2 l+ p/ b/ w5 u/ ARinse  off and get out of shower. 7 \/ ?9 M0 [" V& G5 `

3 @7 R' P* r. ~8 mPartially  dry off.# v3 p' ~* u8 o0 \
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. : y1 g0 w4 Z8 k5 W, |/ N, x* k

) e" H- }. `* N1 K# ^! ZAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  9 g4 T' j) m$ O5 f, Z

* u/ C4 |! x6 x; Z; q$ rLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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; A# p7 }0 U: z4 S8 `/ }! I4 uReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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