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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  ' C" N* Q+ n2 b$ o. V/ o. w

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" z9 \* x6 f: bTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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6 E% C* ~$ N/ C. T2 m9 mWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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7 j' h# B0 V3 gIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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8 f8 S2 b7 z- ULook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  6 @, H9 T$ d& a/ ^$ K" Y- s0 U# n
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.3 D* h+ k$ l. ^; A8 U

2 _6 N# B1 ~, j- P9 \: UGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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; [! K  A( k- z- E/ Z7 t. b# M0 zWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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& J2 v$ x8 a6 P4 b( K6 L8 AWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.& Q$ d8 L9 ?7 v3 X5 m$ ~
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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8 q; V9 Q- \. E  ~9 i% ZWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 9 x$ U+ b9 h! ~! z6 @% V* ]' e
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Shave armpits and  legs.1 p' P) h1 L1 _, u: x, Y0 F5 }: Y
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Turn off shower.6 ^( U5 m6 T3 [( G; e* X- o4 z4 U* U- W

3 h- ?# J+ f( ~) v: g% C3 YSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower., c' U; m' Z6 {) t, @0 p  b

  b! k# }$ L0 v6 N: mSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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- u2 {+ u4 g  V5 C  m4 X" q* vGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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) M1 ~$ T' P% A1 \0 V" CReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  . q( s- I: r5 V& a' g
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( [2 b8 U0 n* x+ z" z  eTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  # z. C: E% q/ ], O7 p% R  v

  y* L0 e2 G  s. m+ m$ o2 ^# DWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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3 s4 A' `/ h6 [  d/ CIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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8 ~$ U: m8 N6 J5 T+ L: e0 nLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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1 f- p+ J  C+ F. E% eGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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9 K2 b% m; D" {0 l. C  ~- YBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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/ S9 [5 F. s! B/ k/ b8 C. j& Q# @Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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  h1 z3 R% w$ o1 W  j6 F1 {Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  " L  n1 C$ s. q& Z) y, @3 _
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  3 V. y; X" J% j
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  3 a% Q) `  w! K0 y9 z5 b
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 5 Z/ v. k$ _( {: w

  x7 [: `( s$ iPartially  dry off.' m% t" Y7 E9 S$ X: q7 Q7 j& Z* r6 |

. ^5 p0 ?( W: k0 u' `Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. ( ?. L, j: p1 E' k) t5 I& g
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  " J# ^% \, i: F7 {& e6 a
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  ! a$ y7 s/ G7 k% c, e. [! u; u
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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