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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 3 |, S; b6 P: M& ^- l9 h4 ]
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.' Y" A& w( d5 ?8 M" \3 _4 E; \
0 G) n; G& h0 Y( jLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ! B) [( Q3 Q& p: l' X+ t2 T$ w
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.0 W7 a6 E5 @( f, ^# B4 l/ D
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. - `8 n5 {7 m* C. L0 ?; H" Z
& H# L v/ ^4 u! k2 H9 k- O2 lWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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3 B3 G% F0 E; E, w. fCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..; u6 Y, F" j& x4 f' v% t
& V- h( o# q9 A- ^Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ! L4 G( I; c% G; F. }6 l
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 8 Q& K; m6 C8 x( W! h _
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Rinse conditioner off hair.% E: b. B! R$ x: y( L
- \4 C# K: a, ]* Z- KShave armpits and legs.! t2 }: \# K' M. T2 z
$ D$ w! `7 q0 ETurn off shower.; W) T# |$ z7 W! a9 `; r
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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! m5 t% y2 b, l. s E$ V0 BSpray mold spots with Tilex. 2 f, j4 {. d+ t2 Q
* x% N1 {) S4 \8 f. PGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. " g# a P* Z* C" }2 c
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 4 S, L. X- e" u' n
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 1 o& {9 o+ B; Z- r' C1 N) B5 b
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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; q$ h. s; T z7 d3 R/ r WIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. & z `6 z/ D8 x0 W
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. ' M" \7 H. W0 D* t" ~$ P
. U" ~4 E9 n) Z- z: vGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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7 T% N. m, D; n, o1 W: N4 ?Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. % _! G7 D6 @, M
1 e G* k( T2 _& M' \2 [Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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% J; `2 x3 L9 s8 V% O- c# RWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. ' X' F2 G' D9 a. s' x3 s/ |2 [
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Pee.
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; G( x' K7 l/ k) n; a. xRinse off and get out of shower. 8 \# A# t* B8 }0 }
; Z, ]3 e! Z9 w' j$ pPartially dry off.
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% Z! A! B( P: p$ Y6 I, U! |- ?4 q# tFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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' b$ U8 O! g- j* }" i4 SAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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/ u. M: z2 Z! s* q, }Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 2 w% K; p# T ^
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. & t# X0 E1 O3 B5 S- L' S
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Throw wet towel on bed. 8 V; M! G' s: K: _" z$ O# s$ `" s' w
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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