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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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% G6 ]$ |, ^' ?4 J: i. lTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.9 G) k, y9 [0 l2 Q: O: y

& T* S7 T6 p; z/ F; c- y( x9 eWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. $ K+ y! ?' t- p$ g' p8 E' l% ~

; H4 N3 C) K* M' s5 W" F2 nIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.& }& s+ V/ J5 p2 p# d
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
5 s& t3 K' W' I$ K0 vmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.. `3 m/ Y& r1 B) y  F! _
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 3 |' G, w0 _& L) h9 q

3 U# ~5 j) P( Z* d/ ]Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. & o& W) G; ~. ?

; x& c: t/ y0 V% S! UWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.! d* [7 Q# ^' `! y1 V+ m0 Y

5 k( J# g. |0 a, ?" n" iCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 5 _+ R% e$ O8 ?) d
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  ! P" H* {" w+ U5 N

0 E( A/ s% k# J5 [; y; w, @Rinse conditioner off hair.  a6 j( O# G3 @' M

7 m: x! _4 Y- d+ ?+ I' k6 cShave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.
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; N6 ~( w# X, ^* A: NSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 7 \% y% N  N5 S* {* z
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  2 {1 B$ k* O; I

, z7 Q( s" L. S+ ^Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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- k; ^# g! z2 F$ L2 E1 Q6 T4 D' ^, L' D0 XReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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$ K* V( E+ ~5 x9 w6 oIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  * {  y; e$ b7 F  |- t

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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  6 g0 h8 w6 a. M; ?" V5 F/ b
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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) a8 m, A4 ?; zIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  # a7 N/ c  N& S0 I+ }# E( ~
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. / t% U! ^) D2 x* c& I1 {
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  ( _! ~/ ^# b) o- h+ c

7 v4 n" ]9 U% g8 M2 gGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  + _* E4 W( z6 V7 A. J" ~3 |% i
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  5 f+ X4 A. L8 ^9 I$ }/ [

8 J( @8 v' U. G6 QFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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+ {( m( f+ }7 u4 X% _" zSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.    S4 f& \; z5 K2 w0 @

4 V: j4 n$ e5 J1 I' T% lWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  ) @  l- W# n7 J& V( R$ q
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Pee.  
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) T3 l* m! B' NRinse  off and get out of shower. 5 [' \* y8 L3 t+ m! W# x

  n/ A( Y& y9 U! f7 @Partially  dry off./ z. b  U, ~; n8 X( o, O$ F
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 8 _4 {; {* K! [

5 @3 ~* `  B0 \. cAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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# k# ^5 U8 V! H6 Y7 RLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  7 {, ?' E1 Q# h6 B/ p, Y
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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