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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  : t- Z: b0 u* h+ m2 c2 z/ `
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.# Q+ H4 L5 H! N

; e5 e% ^; }7 v6 J+ DWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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- S& ^5 }0 X4 K4 A. p; b1 D  |7 zIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.) {; k( x3 S: I# v5 b1 a
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  , p  ?" G# a; ?& W5 {
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. ( U2 ^: i! x, v% s
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. : ^/ `7 j, j! U& f: f1 Q2 p/ x

+ V9 L! c( W* Z9 o" WWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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7 d+ I0 s' u, j7 ~" K. VCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  1 |7 W; b3 `$ P: ], V6 U
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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: K( e. g; X/ D$ b+ {$ f- NShave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.- R5 b" r: `( h3 L9 A) T

- m  R' ]7 m, v: W4 b1 ~Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. ; e* {! S9 y/ f2 ^3 j, z

% I; a7 |4 t, v" U8 x& _1 w2 x8 {Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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: F. x( `% o- r: VWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  3 L2 o, U) L, J, r1 g! D

" _+ i8 x% N" a+ \- Y3 [" @If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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8 B% \3 b, e7 P" M  ?" F5 u/ DTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  : C' S% y  s/ s3 u' V4 c. V
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  ' B* p( c4 Y7 a) a

) v  \# U+ E( Y0 _! _; G7 d5 ILook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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; |4 B9 C: ^1 R# E' PAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  9 {9 E+ k# O# q. L- E( S
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  5 E+ ?/ Y: }6 V4 j# M0 Y

- D( [, c! I' V# tBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  % m  v8 `# m  c: c) V
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  3 y; [& M' X1 Z$ O) F2 W  t

; Z. A7 M: I" h* @5 cWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 7 N9 t6 Q1 e: ]! @. }
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Partially  dry off.
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. }0 Y  X8 ?9 n& I/ U# [# ?5 G+ gFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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( ~$ k- u& S5 z* r& o5 dReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  / w/ M( L5 p/ L+ h; q4 ^

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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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