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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  4 v4 U. r% L8 d( ~& y6 v

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" q* R  ~3 W8 o2 ~0 ~0 g4 YTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.& @# {$ L7 P9 z5 W1 h
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 2 Q- K7 v- p, z; D/ c: ~# _

* ], W* B9 b; a8 U# DIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.& p& f* ~" E$ M$ l: x/ ^

2 W/ p# v3 Y0 [# m& e9 m+ E9 _Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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  F+ }1 u5 W8 I/ V" g$ PGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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- ^: G" X' g- Q# M' |Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 7 ~1 ?$ j8 g4 z: x( r2 ]' W/ Y

8 j- _' Z( L8 V) k" }  ]; R; XWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.  b3 o; ^0 @; m- l; K) g) `- U3 N

8 g+ E$ @. n# S5 @6 L+ Z3 _Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  5 c" {  [9 l( n  d  k; N; w  H. O
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.
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  Z# i$ x, T( cTurn off shower.
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5 j" `  S0 c. g: u) Y0 p" W$ f3 u3 DSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 2 p6 Y0 ?2 h: M. s5 b
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  . g0 x% m- \! b# ^4 _+ ]

6 J, o7 T2 L, ]. v" Z, r9 i% U3 ?" IWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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8 H1 r' p$ j$ Q& U3 |) dIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  4 Q: p& h% ]$ q# T+ q: t0 e. L$ e( h

: P( @/ |! E" ]/ j- qWalk  naked to the bathroom.) M. Z  i8 N0 S$ e4 r. U, w

, ?3 m6 e, @6 G7 [: sIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  ; e0 \) s" E: `* f4 f2 F, V4 I

5 a9 b, z, j/ K5 ~9 ~Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  7 \+ ^0 h) ~: N, T; j1 g

( }  X6 I9 U2 G' a6 q/ nGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  ) u! [. S; t9 O2 r

/ D2 y) `6 {. ~4 ZBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  . J$ d* N3 f, p. q+ |) r
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. / _: g; W5 }6 R
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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9 Y3 e* Y" i* p- }Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  3 a1 V8 F+ Q" I5 a; X4 X
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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1 s! x* _+ ^" i8 NPartially  dry off.
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+ v- x+ _5 l4 L! o0 Q/ Y, eFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. % k! G- q5 o4 d. F( X

- @3 i6 M1 [5 c% J8 u. D# u) m" KAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  " q! ^  p4 E; e( B
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  # U* p$ S- U% U" C* i

5 Z: d" j- K* t7 W# FThrow  wet towel on bed.
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, l1 C; T5 k. ~* M( ?+ }6 G: jIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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