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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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4 l& O9 _4 k- e9 ]/ yTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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, @  _4 r9 q% w; VLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
2 h* x6 w& t* v" l# H# G' jmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.- ^: a& m: `8 A, n0 u0 `: |2 m, h' X% g

; y8 b4 j  w- S  C# u: NGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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% ~( R( J7 A# h4 f4 \Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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5 }- b6 f3 R, g3 [1 o3 VWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..# B# v' @' f! K7 B
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 7 \2 j- p& K8 ~( L; C
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  : l( A4 b: [: u3 K7 A  c' ^

+ H; o7 n2 i) C+ nRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs., S% G; o3 I* I7 k
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Turn off shower.
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% _9 `9 Z* {, b6 Y/ z; Y3 eSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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( V8 I5 J# T$ u- g! }Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  4 N0 ~) M; y0 @& P
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.0 T& j0 Q+ ]( y
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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2 [; k0 N5 V( FLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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! |( o, r, ^4 KAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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  v+ a; {& I" A# {Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  4 D0 \1 U+ W4 t
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  . v/ q; `% b7 |# ^

6 c9 w/ Q7 z8 L1 [Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 7 B0 z% _0 o0 O% @

! p6 ?8 l; `1 t  \' ESpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  5 `- S! @- s- l
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Pee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.
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/ M  o  `9 l3 J& ^Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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# ]" P% U& |+ T2 ?4 w1 pLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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% P0 K8 L* m3 ?( `1 P2 xReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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! w( F+ L3 y& k& Q6 Y2 I0 cIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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