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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  2 K  F4 b: Z' u, i
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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/ c- }9 V- C8 v. }8 O7 bLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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, d2 s" Q6 P- s/ t; m" \7 ZGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. $ Z$ q* J. B3 ^; `$ q, l8 z
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.7 m* e, X  i) U( y) S7 Q* G! {
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..+ g& z7 ?8 M6 D2 K  Y/ M& q. S

! O6 {  j! Z5 r$ Z8 o) JWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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. W& O4 @0 F1 f+ Q+ o1 jWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  6 Y: R8 i; k. N* Q, [4 U7 k

% }  z* L! C% H- ?Rinse conditioner off hair.& n. e/ A5 b: u- |- f

2 c( Q% _7 h) M  V# l; K* ]2 l5 LShave armpits and  legs.. ^/ j7 ]$ Q( q8 G& \- q  Q
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Turn off shower., Y) _$ T9 o9 H8 Q4 D3 k# O' e

) \/ |9 i8 u3 zSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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6 }' @) K' k7 N; A3 {" `8 cWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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, \- @- {) |6 G& @3 KReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  $ f0 v; {# y$ v# o0 D- N) h5 A! Z
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  ; K" {# B6 K0 p6 ^- I
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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; O( B8 Y$ \0 N2 X9 c" I4 KTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  ( _/ z+ o; W: a* X& W- t
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  - d4 g. G- s7 \- R6 m6 t7 l1 s* ]
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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6 _( I- o6 s5 ~: G3 U0 KFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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' i" ]/ [8 V/ SSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  , u$ d2 I+ }! P8 G% f

4 P3 J) T+ E0 j- I  `+ P3 P6 n, I8 l# vWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  
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  [9 W. P8 S+ B- q+ uRinse  off and get out of shower. & i) F$ j* f3 D, J/ u) Z
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Partially  dry off.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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$ v; d- d, ~* n2 h1 e3 f7 c' F4 |Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  7 S  q$ m* f1 \' N5 [
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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8 Q: o- [9 v3 z% ]7 F% h8 iIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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