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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 3 Z" ]' {4 `* x. l/ z; U" _
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0 x2 ~' ~* e# ]' X8 D- c8 WTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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! q; k" j# V w# f" H8 F4 SIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.! M7 C4 Y' C& K
_' O& m( Z! J, w3 `+ XLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
: {, O9 d- Y0 Fmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc./ C# P4 n- ^1 B4 [3 Q3 I
# y5 W/ g9 Y5 M! gGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 1 }8 n u5 {( ]* s+ q
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 5 W/ I+ n/ b5 u+ W/ ~
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.* R1 x) i! P0 g4 X3 u, K: Z" P% P
6 U+ |- C8 k7 e1 R5 NCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..1 v7 h$ ?) P( C6 I. I
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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. A0 k; \- P4 y! h N) D! @: {4 ]Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. - U# b a. V/ o a1 L
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.
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& T6 Z d: P/ w' {0 zTurn off shower.6 g7 x7 d3 i4 r3 M J2 o. l7 r
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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( A) C1 w1 \7 q4 {' H% n# JSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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8 x- @1 ^* D: M% dGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. ) o. `, |! s ?' r# t
: t$ R: ^) i: ]' [ h) p& rWrap hair in super absorbent towel. 5 j7 a) q/ y$ l& m5 ?6 {
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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h- y- r1 y9 n" UHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 2 O* a/ f+ F. q0 E% h0 n
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. ! R5 C' P$ |8 E2 W- t9 J* x5 u; h8 o
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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$ }9 x" r7 U! _3 EIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. " q3 H/ h, \- A' e. I& Y6 {" ]
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 1 G$ H8 a0 e" T( J" A& _& l
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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5 \3 o9 I8 j h4 n3 |, W! x2 CBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 1 u) \3 k+ R: Z9 v
1 i6 c# s A) _' O8 NFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 1 x- Q2 i3 |- e A
$ E8 Y- T3 a1 `6 zSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 7 n; t$ f9 C1 D6 R
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 0 s- W8 b' _& `: r( f! z
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. + l5 W# }4 @# z3 `" o
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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# n$ _( B" _2 s6 U+ UPartially dry off.! @4 G. U/ a; x' a
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. , U8 N4 y7 E; O! j3 \3 y% |
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. 1 n j9 p1 X+ m8 B" X$ A
! f/ ?0 h5 O- W/ W) u- LLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 7 D1 c& \, C! z( v8 Z
0 Q. |* ]8 T. x/ u+ n) ~Throw wet towel on bed.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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