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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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$ @0 u% Z. ~1 w. \5 A1 VTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.& }4 C1 J" u. q

- n# O2 h" h% xWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. / ?6 k1 s5 Y6 _# m% m% Q
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.7 B3 M$ ]6 \) m; o" X! c% b

- e( V5 e' ~+ VLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
0 X2 `. X# \' a. Rmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.; a$ e, b; r& ~0 w
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.2 W  ?$ l. |5 P. j

0 M4 n4 {' `8 C3 {7 hCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..& X2 M  `) h1 R4 S1 O2 l( r
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 4 E- j1 b6 R$ N( F" e' C
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  * r; p( m5 r, A$ o; X4 G

0 d+ Q* x7 W' n' j* A: A1 ]( C/ XRinse conditioner off hair.
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  X: o4 y- b4 x% z% GShave armpits and  legs.: s3 }  D! o0 r3 |7 f2 [
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Turn off shower.' U( O" _7 ]3 G# A/ b; C6 w2 J: }$ R" B
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.9 A; S) e6 ^: b  p2 Y, z4 w4 r4 d

" d4 t* T' h0 L5 F% R2 LSpray mold spots with Tilex. 7 H/ ]; h7 M( p, r% T

+ a- g: A' V5 Z# CGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  ' k' `9 _' F! _8 M, J' K
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  7 ?% E& G* K4 X
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  2 ]) X, h+ L3 u: g$ u4 n! o. u
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.6 m" r3 a7 |. ]4 \8 G% T" K
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  " K, i; s) W- y. Z

" F* c, ?& v0 @: ]8 B- x( X7 {Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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. h. _5 _! W8 P! a3 l1 s& E) p0 zBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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% s# K4 m0 M! }1 X# }! V) y3 N! nFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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/ y5 @  J7 ^# v1 s: PWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  % G! k- ]; }' q8 g7 [! `

: s" l* a# b8 K" e& X; V* jWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.    O; Y& R" I% d  }7 }0 `

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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  # D' z6 h1 \$ ~  K
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  ; z9 K2 t5 Y# ^3 B) z

. T, s: i' S  J, X3 y* _3 QReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  5 D: A- p! q3 g2 U
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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