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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : % \( d, V: ~' E- E. w F
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. / j8 h0 Z; X6 ?9 a/ H8 F; T; v
; z4 V, i2 |( }6 TIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 7 {" X7 e" J) g! D
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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" z7 D4 \6 n6 q' {Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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3 m2 X$ G8 V: c( k' ZWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 6 E7 t* i0 U2 P, j
. I5 k) D1 T) d3 j3 X7 KWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.& {# I9 e5 _: q4 T) F" B) J
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ( k. c/ b3 x. ? G r
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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C4 L, k0 `9 H6 qRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.+ z, V; }0 Z4 X0 }# h7 Q. `
5 m# u- o# B" g. u4 K6 k* G3 yTurn off shower.. F2 y; _& A, T# {! B# I5 t
) W% [9 h5 b7 ^Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. % O* |# a( b2 _+ `% W
" j, F7 M6 ]4 J7 q- k( I6 X* }/ oGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. & c+ x) _9 U' _: X% N1 j
k4 e: h, n) |7 x* B) q8 l) V4 E% pWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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0 t: F2 O C0 \9 \6 K4 \Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 5 q4 ^. a8 i9 I5 b
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8 M) N5 R8 |" LHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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+ d2 `% m9 J" g1 C5 s4 ~ {7 V1 N7 VWalk naked to the bathroom.
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" G! P7 j+ [: LIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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: G! e4 g+ a$ E. K! ]Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 5 i6 O7 ^3 N; a: z
+ j8 y8 V" x* i. X4 M7 |Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 3 j; [: }1 |% Q- M3 H
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. ; W) Z4 u" g6 W8 Y1 h
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 3 J" L$ G2 b) u3 e4 F/ S: W
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. + ?: J2 {; I. m1 F+ @% n
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. $ P, b, a w a; m( H, P; A
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee.
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; v& v) V5 Y ORinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.2 v) P0 a% A/ D) F! g
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. " ]6 z: C4 |9 x1 }0 j
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. 9 w& P% b9 x* @4 H: ~8 K Q
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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) j% ~1 T0 g! [8 Z& w; G) ?Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 7 n+ E/ Z U- Q
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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9 m2 f4 ?+ Q8 [( Q+ g/ e) V% uIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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