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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  ( f" n" m1 I8 _# y7 H( M: _+ D: }
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.) x2 R  \& `; B' T  b7 O. ?/ E; j

* o: F9 Z/ L4 n. f3 X5 D! RWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. , y9 N/ b2 k+ S% i. m

9 Z1 s4 B. t( P4 q0 {If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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1 ~+ `4 ]1 d* t( g7 l. J0 FLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
" v0 h: \; `7 G& G* p3 Emake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.. V' f+ I6 ?9 |) G/ Z

! G# d' q* w+ E" B' A2 g6 `Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 8 s4 i! b3 d# F

9 b- {$ l+ P7 W- g" \Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.7 O! l& A5 T# E4 ]& d4 z  t

4 X* A1 `; I/ Q. o$ O  @Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.., {7 x/ Q% l: d/ P& h  [
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  9 `! ]4 H+ F9 d! }8 `) i
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.+ |/ u; y  K$ f' \- Y0 `

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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  4 X8 S0 q7 i& U9 ~0 r9 q3 B# g
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  . W- e. l6 ]$ u7 P

/ v# `- J: D; t, y3 t% j0 U. O) {& QReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  / F9 @0 A, w: B4 s# v! Y1 X
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  ' B  H& ?" @9 t$ L. q! G
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  ) ^. C+ G9 [0 V4 l$ e/ Q% l" M2 @7 q

8 o3 s% e* t0 w/ o" W9 R" Z: `Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  . ?# m8 z- F9 J, _6 C! U# U2 y
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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- m" r6 I! O7 aFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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& T0 F: b8 o" x, P# Y2 rWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  2 N- b- Q: ?$ c4 k* v- T! g
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. & W2 w  w3 A. |$ y$ t7 D- H
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Partially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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# H9 r. @  R# e" }Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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