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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :    Q! G3 D7 B) E; P1 Q" z$ [! H
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  G8 w, K$ O. G  `! W, qTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.3 [- u2 K. q- W* Z) {: s/ `2 y! K# y
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 7 S3 T* o4 D0 r5 M% C6 F4 n( G4 P

. l& e7 K5 X0 K9 yIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.3 S5 a& s& N7 a1 S

0 G( m8 `" K/ [5 SLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  ( O' w! X( E) v% @3 P+ o
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.% c" S" Y$ m2 B0 N3 z; T$ V

( }5 _/ q$ }( w2 b9 \Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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- n' @6 W1 u  T/ E; |) b3 rWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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# D- I* V" d) m; wCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..& F. K& P8 W7 c: G, r
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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: }1 F+ t  I1 b0 _. m: EWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  * f! D% s+ W* D: P8 r) z, n/ [

. |  K+ d2 y$ B( F9 Z( \' G5 oRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.$ ]0 m: o9 d6 l. E$ J1 s

4 C7 m& ?( s- L  JTurn off shower.& y6 N0 g; e" t" @  E

: J# P9 v2 e* RSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.' B' ]" D) {3 r
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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+ B3 ?: I1 {9 t, S9 L- LGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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5 G& T, M9 h( z! G2 u9 bWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  6 g& ]9 y0 ?$ ^5 q$ s

5 T7 v. `$ I1 R1 AReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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* |6 L: m1 W$ P2 b1 c) A& j) IIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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4 q  G3 Q; f! U- f/ ^4 xHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  , {9 t; C4 I' c

" @: c5 T! j% v" OTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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  J+ g3 G9 _& {( Z- u  AWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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2 P& U1 _" @, C# \If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  5 L8 ~/ a4 U3 c4 g0 W
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. " m7 c  f. w( H9 O0 p! {

& B+ g  J6 G4 |  K1 `4 P, ?Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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6 w- W! G0 b) A& ?Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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- @6 n/ O2 O/ P8 T8 ]Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  % {5 E6 D: W3 y) d
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 0 A# Z3 `  {% Q' Q7 [2 Z
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  $ Q& V) e1 F8 g! s$ \1 X
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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/ K. E- \- m8 oRinse  off and get out of shower. 2 k' @# G' M+ s; a% [. t
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Partially  dry off." \7 |9 h+ |8 S) x
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 7 m6 n# y+ e0 g

/ n' p$ R) w2 U2 OAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  $ _9 a; p9 P1 g  z0 n7 K2 a: Z3 t# F
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  6 K' C+ B( N* X8 J

- I- k, {6 n4 M: kReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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: m( P6 N: y. U' c/ aIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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