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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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* A/ E0 p- E" g& ?% d! @% JTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.# k2 ^% u* X1 M
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 8 i3 e2 U* Q$ O+ f: c
( B# b. d+ \. Q( PIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.; O/ h0 t! q7 F, X/ k0 O6 A7 L
! q8 ]/ M1 [* G& QLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- + u- d5 g/ ~; {- y- o
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc./ L# X; l' t* \; _6 f
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 9 N2 |: D+ r/ d+ |2 m! p* o! V
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 4 u! |! P! c) G( T5 t8 R+ t
5 V! B' r( G; UWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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* z0 w$ q# y6 t5 nCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..$ E- Y, A: h! m; B; j2 @8 N
( S+ |% s1 M4 x% WWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 2 N! o* c, P0 o" }# Q
1 f4 V# C# K9 z- q- {6 _Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. ' i( N# F* X! C+ b
2 h5 ` H3 \$ N' `Rinse conditioner off hair.; t; ^( N3 K& L4 Q
4 O) P2 S9 g" J& C) ?Shave armpits and legs.
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, [0 N2 R% u# j' Z& w5 DTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.. B6 b W$ V; w W
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. % n [* `) ]6 e& O5 t' ^
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 3 K' ?6 E/ t4 s U1 K7 K9 X$ r
q3 [( J$ K0 N' KReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 6 i, H1 t6 [1 w
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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+ f, c2 A4 @7 V7 mHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 4 n- I+ U; V @& A3 V! r+ I7 h: O
* f; x) G5 H9 o# ?7 K X o- fTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. ; O8 j* R& s( o6 C! K
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Walk naked to the bathroom.# V/ S" S, s3 Z% Q. ~7 X
) y5 }6 e- H, `2 i' z$ |If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. + `& t. d' k$ d% x# V0 ]# R u
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 5 R6 F0 X. p" K5 C/ P
& j; P H4 I! ]) o1 B' oGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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4 d7 | W% S' M1 N9 g$ Q" }5 OBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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1 {# e. U" l1 l. s* n N4 z9 FFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 0 Y# }, k5 [3 f+ p1 C
7 j* _- v. \% Y/ s, @% O0 G7 b* ^Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. * q0 o* o0 a/ z! @0 b" j: c4 |. g
3 _+ A# k5 y# n( ?Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. k& A/ y! T8 S. {3 c& F
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. # }. T) p3 R* X; I
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 7 \! d. ~% z7 [9 I0 r, ^% P
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. ' |' V( j4 X- e* ~2 `3 z
8 T2 g u) ?$ T; BLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 5 N+ o- p7 F3 w
. b6 h; Z1 m2 P3 N! W- `Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 9 d4 S" w, `6 y$ B
0 I6 W1 ^: B+ `6 n! }2 {/ s( FThrow wet towel on bed. ; k, w& {8 k2 Q( i5 _
; m6 r% C6 J# K( Y1 Z2 w0 F8 BIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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