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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 7 L( B0 m* s0 e+ X; f9 z" u2 L

, V" X% D6 V- |. z/ tIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.' ?+ a2 D! z- @% X
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
  K5 E( x% {* J- ]make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.& x  k: v$ Z7 a% v4 j

' S* G* O( x. `; @Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. # Z, q" R4 m0 w, }- Q% S# y; D

1 t( E# l- _7 [& [Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.8 \* _6 z* _* H& k  T! U, e. l
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..; ]9 T4 M$ h' v% t4 R
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 0 q( e& O% Z! M% K) D5 l9 y
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  ( l& A# b8 ?3 M8 s* s3 o

: {; P6 q( R- C5 y$ K9 ZRinse conditioner off hair.% H3 t" G( z# B6 @! |2 C% V( ]

1 L1 K0 z4 L. B6 t$ O+ T% bShave armpits and  legs.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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  V# a* @1 i! T2 p0 r/ M! eSpray mold spots with Tilex. & ?) K6 L" K" ^) {. v

7 G4 I5 x! g+ F2 P. ZGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.    ^" E0 i8 u8 v1 j+ K& C6 d. j
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  % K; n# C  w3 L3 ]( O6 b
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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' X2 r4 O+ e6 KHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  6 g$ a7 p  v1 O

( b! R; n% k- wTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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8 c1 W' s6 j# s! {9 ?Walk  naked to the bathroom.' A" I& R- l+ Z( H. B) R

0 U1 U! f7 \: r3 kIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  ; [# b  d& Q) s- A' u: b
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 6 Q4 I5 N4 P) i7 n8 V# i  T: @$ U

. a& W% D! a& _3 j- LSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  ( ?- ^8 W! ^. S; Y& v7 S. T
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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. p, b/ A& I7 v$ eWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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4 Y! S/ w: K: y4 o" R& N$ aPee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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4 [# J/ a6 q0 B3 b5 e2 H, [! xPartially  dry off.
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2 X# _# F, T; {& M1 S" eFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  / z6 O* R1 K: |2 F3 j9 o  T

6 c/ @4 h. g3 N- ?3 l8 Y8 LLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  % i) t( O; u% R$ T
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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7 \2 v6 k* T% U+ {  l, E$ VIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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