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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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; Y, K5 D# t* _# S# I* LTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --    m7 p( |4 d& `' x- V4 t
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 4 b, z* P- Z9 c) U- O; @1 q2 m, q* o

% h$ U6 T: c) j4 p! j- v* hWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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$ Z# w! N1 H, uWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.1 O& i7 D7 [2 o; V5 F# A
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5 Y6 p' V3 f. Z2 Y7 r  m/ @Turn off shower.
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2 I5 a# G$ P5 H+ CSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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0 m. w% f, M, q; T0 sGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  - ?5 m. T0 }5 o  N0 m# @
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  ! p- Y8 r; \, s6 @

' ^* p1 {4 ]9 X4 K5 sReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  ' g+ J& j  W( w$ M0 T7 P
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  $ O% h) o. A/ M& U

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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  / L) z+ x4 P6 p& q! k
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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( H! `7 z) F. E; ]2 M# E/ QWalk  naked to the bathroom.  H7 e4 |) l0 u; h: s  p7 J8 I
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  % U3 E1 d) z, o- H! v& G
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. : `/ `! m8 A  N2 i( X; @) r

& y1 D7 X4 z  b4 t" N: k$ q& eAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  & F8 r, f% D0 ]3 }
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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  i$ e( z# r+ z8 e) c2 QFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. * y/ X) f+ q  _

* u7 l) C, W: }) G) Y4 [" O3 b5 NSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  5 v/ y3 Z$ f; @, U
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  ; ]6 U5 [: h6 [! X2 Z3 d1 i) \7 [
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Pee.  
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Partially  dry off.9 [6 W9 {3 m' h  T1 U( i

" `/ ~& K. c* |" H! \/ E2 kFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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7 ^9 u# h8 y2 Q+ LAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  2 d! O  Y0 i4 o- v

4 f1 w/ M& _  R; t4 ELeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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