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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 6 o, u- q3 }3 L6 X
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.) D k$ M# ^( T9 J* e+ y$ S
4 R- @% z" b9 J- A5 EWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.- @ v, t& W, i: s* J
5 C5 S3 \7 ]7 w1 `6 G" b4 z8 cLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
0 F3 w7 Z# [# H' z2 l' r- _make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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- m. @9 G/ B1 K- \* C. a6 }Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 5 D; r. Q* j2 C( O
% \9 _- Z2 D ]0 i: |5 dWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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8 ]7 ~! @2 J% F6 wWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.., `$ p5 G& b: t( \: W0 y4 H
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ( y0 f5 c' S$ L' e+ a
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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" v2 y1 q4 F' h( sShave armpits and legs. x: w ~3 ^7 I3 g
0 M2 C9 z0 m; L/ Z0 p' k: `4 p' lTurn off shower.: `5 o; E0 [/ Y7 G9 B* `) F+ B
$ A+ \/ x3 r( G9 l( m7 [Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower./ M" | z6 y5 ~: \
! k" `0 S( [: u% j0 E/ ]# o3 YSpray mold spots with Tilex. - D+ w9 P1 |; u( B' r5 q
, R6 u- ~4 @ e, BGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. ( X4 M/ ^6 _/ l6 U) n
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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) P. @+ ^) \1 i2 b/ F4 fReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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# S7 { c& n4 E: _* k% RIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. : q% C/ ^) q/ S: @! ^$ F% r: s
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: ) i1 n+ M, {+ c Y) i: ]/ ]
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom./ O7 B: }+ G2 N/ V
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. ! Q% R5 X/ T. N7 H' e; Y
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. & W/ c+ V+ H5 Y. Q: q ]! p. Y% k
9 z+ _; a3 o8 b; D9 d' s" b( YGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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- N- t, M, H( B: B Q( f& x0 ^Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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t7 o* a1 i' |9 u, j" t7 GFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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; P: i. @2 t* s0 i9 CSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. ; _! j0 I! i$ S# m) s' K7 n5 p4 j
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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/ |: |; g2 } w# v# ^Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. - a: j9 T0 `! Z, g& O" t
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Partially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. - X7 U& T) j i
% y; L: F/ J6 W0 W1 b9 f/ A. Z& ]Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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. {; d- t( Q3 h# DLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ) C6 r R) d* H# b2 J
. k, B( d4 {) g0 a, {Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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" ~# s# Z3 {+ K3 MThrow wet towel on bed. 0 R* c7 }! i! Z; e ?( T
8 N$ }. _( v' m# T6 Y: g* u. fIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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