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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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' I9 i( P9 ]" D2 HWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 3 U2 r: R# {2 n) ]# t8 \
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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! o' E6 B, A0 TLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- , J! h" e+ O; e* v
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. ! n# F% S+ z) X: `, v9 N B
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 7 u; p( ?. n0 E4 k. w; w" H. v0 d
# _6 l2 o; w# X0 c1 v) T. {Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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7 L+ @6 k8 b9 n2 Q! wCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..% c/ o% L# B4 a$ X0 G+ J* ^
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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2 n8 V% |4 ^3 v6 g. Q2 l4 u( VWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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, A& [8 }: q' g3 i F$ KRinse conditioner off hair.! e/ y% y1 `5 ^; ^% m
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Shave armpits and legs.. X _) \0 u" C" g, d6 i8 C8 x7 p2 Y
" |7 _8 E+ u: g7 v1 t5 R) ZTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower." u& t* z+ R2 k
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 3 G* m5 m8 _/ _3 J
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. * w+ ]' W. c6 S8 W
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 9 q8 b2 P4 {+ Y, p+ w7 Z+ K
& _6 T9 F6 h4 {) Q4 G& I# |& HReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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2 V: p) U3 o8 j- ^: LHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 9 U. {7 b- ?- V- `4 v8 e
6 \! a+ T2 v) S5 i, s' X$ Y* K, EWalk naked to the bathroom.) L: G9 n' E- G
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 6 x5 P* @0 N+ s- w
6 g B0 f ]# p$ F( N( FLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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0 F- k B+ p6 F x+ Q1 u/ jAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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4 I \4 \7 T1 _5 v6 qGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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+ s# b7 {' e% _! J# X- m! O1 X( LBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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4 P; I' Y& M9 R- ~8 ZSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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6 @/ K- R- w2 {) V# q& HWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. & c. Q; @, G1 W
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8 m: R5 ^) Y1 }; n) E/ v4 A$ sRinse off and get out of shower.
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9 s! |$ Y! u% x5 y' |9 J+ YPartially dry off.2 P' X/ |2 [1 n# N9 _, |8 S: o! o
8 c: w! I& Q( v4 n+ VFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. # S; L" p4 ]3 t
1 u8 h; G' J: |Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 1 H: w) t, M$ s# c0 j
" O, n' |$ t. }% Y0 x: \& |2 ~$ MReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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5 _: x8 f8 r ]* Z4 F( e |8 a; eIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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