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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  , f, e  T2 O1 l

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.2 l! a* E, o) W
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  # J7 G  }, o5 r
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.) Z2 h6 [6 l3 K' `, e3 V

5 L" R7 _& L7 o" j4 A' oGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. ' d5 r* v' K0 s
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 8 U/ V- W1 @% i; Q3 ^6 r
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  + z" p. D  [2 |/ A
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.
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: k* ~5 n5 S7 mTurn off shower., d! F& F" Z: v' H

$ [/ f4 c/ }( c: BSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.* [4 C6 ?8 ]3 P. r$ W4 U; Y

6 {) j* E9 w5 h* Y6 p0 l' ZSpray mold spots with Tilex. - s9 m) y6 j' _4 ]9 |1 ]

5 g6 I) b3 k( g% M( c- a4 f7 t' Q7 RGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  & Y. D0 D- c; ~3 I; j7 M- A0 \: h* w

" h. q. S+ a# }, i9 e& X8 xWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  6 Z$ A: E. c$ k' _4 e+ k. l
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  4 \7 x2 N6 k  p# D2 Z. q
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# e) X0 |9 a! B! D! u+ x' aTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  2 A, J  p1 U; o8 L. g4 g7 ]2 e* V5 i

) x4 j1 }; p" S7 g# Y3 LWalk  naked to the bathroom.0 x3 r; e. k3 Q

: n0 I7 w7 N. `( R3 _# r9 M8 LIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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/ g6 I, S2 J6 ?! n) {, P" l" uLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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( f# E7 R8 K3 l/ b# SAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  ' V' k0 k, y' r2 N/ r! {% a

4 [$ `% ]& T$ I0 o2 WBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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5 `7 e: K, o: m4 fFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. : K( H6 a: _) g1 y) L$ g
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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  C4 E2 p  J8 L* M5 gWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  % x$ j( _: p+ ~& b) A2 C6 b, k
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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. z" I* j+ e5 M4 k4 _( iPee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. , v9 L& F9 c3 Z# G. Y2 n2 p

6 g5 {5 b0 f+ K. v/ w, PPartially  dry off.: W0 q  {  t& C  A" z( V

$ J4 f( X4 K0 W4 `( Q' d3 k/ zFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  ; |# E: x2 M/ ~' N' H) k
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  ; ]& j# ^. s6 r7 I4 z- [3 ]2 \) f
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed. 5 x  X0 e6 b; r0 T% b

  P3 t/ R8 r- a# N5 A: wIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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