HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

老杨

HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.

+ o# b% M3 E4 M% qWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.

% W; i* |! Z% _If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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, n3 G9 W9 F' A* D+ G5 c) n9 N; J" h, f6 f* rLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
, \+ E$ r( W% U9 r6 S" |  Emake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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; C/ }9 I- E. tGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.

# {8 H! V* o1 l+ WWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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# K  ?, Y# S* E7 ~: _8 e  k* UWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

7 v; F/ W% P' j" T& x% n# \, {; e* ]Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  

3 @7 ~$ J9 t7 T  V% {/ yRinse conditioner off hair.

2 A" R8 k8 F% c3 FShave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.
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! L7 e9 p& T7 c5 VSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  

7 y% x8 a' ?' A! RWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  

If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  

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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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- F, ]# v7 l" NTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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5 p2 L; k: {' z" tWalk  naked to the bathroom.

& ?# C9 ^+ q" c& T" v% m6 w4 E" o: SIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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9 d# P) O2 i$ A+ ~: _& iLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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6 W) Y/ M- N$ K- @Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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' ?6 K5 r6 C) N( IBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

) w" Y. Q2 ?+ l6 t# @3 I5 mSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  

Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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6 F" i; i8 ^; nWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  

: [0 D- F4 E9 C3 K* h/ s, e* iPee.  

: H% c1 U! n4 e# ARinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.

Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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; k- a* q, |2 Z2 P! J3 F2 ^8 ?Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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. Z0 M, a5 D' h7 o% Z- e- _0 MReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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# I& w8 q0 O% C5 W9 n3 IIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.

partybreaker

Funny~

9527

啊，老杨，你是这么洗澡的吗？晕

Elaine.MYL

lmao...

Eunice.kk

冬日繁星

vivid! man and woman are always so different.