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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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6 w6 A+ S  P4 h) f; b, @* q1 @" N% CTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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2 c- P! }  i% n( k9 z3 YWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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: r& j* L+ g8 D6 K% {% v% K; p7 IIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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* H( c$ F3 ~; M6 T$ d4 N* VLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  * w- }/ B% A8 L/ P* q! d3 r1 M
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.9 n7 A9 {7 l5 s; g$ E
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 2 }1 ]' q4 L/ v3 g7 B0 J" X* d) d
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. " {: J9 e( S1 ]) A/ ^3 ~
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.$ K6 J& ?4 l! I/ F% ]
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..9 C. Q) ^/ R. j

, h3 _! r5 u' Y: O6 {; I: a/ v' pWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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7 ~" ]! w) y9 q, }! MWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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% L; A9 k$ ]( T* V  R2 hShave armpits and  legs.3 a5 z* S- x0 |, D/ B$ |/ b
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Turn off shower.5 ~; ~- n+ p4 a$ ]. F* K

% r4 x* v% z5 w" s3 oSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.1 i3 i' b1 v6 ]+ W. N

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% K- B% D* X: }0 K+ `5 L4 a5 I: UGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  ; n+ ?* W* s" L3 ~
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  , H5 j7 _1 \" z( c
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  , x7 [  G: C: U8 g5 `) B" }
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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; m+ z3 \) \8 O: ~% k4 I( XIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  ) }$ L. x' n" K2 K" t( H/ f/ M

2 c- l+ o& j- e# i! XLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  " k8 G6 L" i: x0 Y: m; t! |3 l4 N* w1 L
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  ! n3 G# t# U, u3 _$ f
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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/ Q* T6 Q8 z8 c  HFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  ; i. g. m4 ?. \

* G4 C, l9 `  _3 f4 B. T7 f! XWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  3 l* W/ a: g" I/ o0 o( H1 \
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 7 V. W0 l0 q$ u
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Partially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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; m* G# |/ W$ D" s1 E( X2 nAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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6 X* p' N( p; DLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  0 t: I# W+ P% X" ~3 Q1 j
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  + Z& h$ V- Z6 r; o4 V

1 V( d$ `6 c( C4 s9 z: U, E1 U: EThrow  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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