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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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* Z1 |4 ^8 Q* ?: rTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas." Z3 H# l, r# W2 f4 q) S
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  , ^/ t( m+ V( G
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.- m+ [, ~) |! @! v
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. ' ?( [. }/ W+ k& Z' ^

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  r$ P8 }! v8 v0 h' }4 W7 Y- fWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..' G' i1 w, g) k/ E! T

* i# y" d, r$ m* R  L9 FWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ; r# ~6 e+ S4 W, Z0 v
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  - z' t/ |0 t% X6 J& h! I1 [2 ~

. l' I# y6 S; t* wRinse conditioner off hair.+ b+ _* l& B2 W: H

5 [) B$ Z, \+ q) o" ^Shave armpits and  legs./ m- ~9 j0 ~: k) P
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Turn off shower.- u: O2 `  ?* d$ C3 v

6 w: e3 o( D/ ^$ iSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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1 H# |2 W  X4 _# `; `/ d& I4 gGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  . X! x' l1 s- S% Z- K/ ?3 C
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  ( n6 h  e3 K5 i3 M/ k0 }! X! d
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.    @8 d2 K+ O# Y) _4 d' ^

: |! z0 F% M' H' @. x! l# ZIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  . `, p' ~2 t5 M9 g4 j

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) F' {3 k9 N* j' g! jTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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+ z; }8 Q: ^( \8 M' GIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  " x$ V8 ^  E5 c3 y" u1 i( [/ G2 D

. l2 _7 s3 R5 _: [$ F+ mLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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& ?! w2 ]5 p  H: `- Z0 EAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  # D, ]5 |7 v1 b; P/ p8 T8 S* X
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  5 Y; K' A# O, u6 q5 N
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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( j& B- b/ u2 t# Z8 `* j. tSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  ; T" [) p7 N9 U+ j- t1 j; x2 H
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  8 ~' D4 z3 s; T- z8 Y+ W5 o0 v
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  ; E4 g2 G/ j, @) ?+ t( ^/ q% B
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Pee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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& R( v& o) \! ^2 JPartially  dry off.
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7 y4 l8 i* Z  K2 Z6 KFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  * ~, E7 }, r  F4 i

# X+ }0 t- g5 ]" S4 }Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  0 p6 k6 B& ]# T% b( F

1 f3 x/ I, i) n) \# z1 h3 o" R$ jReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  , o/ I5 P$ |) {

# \# c% W* n8 }0 P, u# F  U* ZThrow  wet towel on bed.
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% c! `3 c/ S1 Q; y& m; QIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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