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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : - a+ L+ N+ f- Z; k$ c- c/ v% `
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.: N: t) q w4 [2 ~+ U
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. / L. ^! a3 ]7 G7 ?' ?
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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0 E& k' y* G9 F# t8 FLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
3 Z6 Z" ? N [; h# p5 mmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.* \& o: c; m; O! L6 i+ w
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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- C+ v. R$ q* k' v$ E" G0 u( iWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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2 l3 X$ g% W7 {# K& x3 @, ]8 ECondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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) T" z7 w1 R9 D! q' JWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 4 N4 \5 [ X, I3 u7 F
; r* w" ~" t: Q/ H) m0 H, yWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 5 } K; w8 ^& l; R3 r1 B
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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0 I& M" [( @/ c$ B& ^' L( R, p! }& E4 JShave armpits and legs.
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+ U7 r7 B$ j* V) l& R( }Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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9 z, t* B( {) o$ z) h- |Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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3 s! [' L& \( o6 IWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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3 ` _2 V$ N) SReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. - @ N) f- e7 W0 B6 f* Z
, ^1 ^" T1 B2 a/ D9 _( dIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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% g2 I! G' f4 g V( L9 WHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 1 i$ ]; P) t- t# }2 |: @$ ~3 P
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. . _3 j5 w2 k+ Z# P6 m
% I+ [3 e( T7 P# [$ @5 M2 xWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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; s2 x4 q6 R+ |Look at your manly physique in the mirror. + V7 d2 i" k ^) P6 K, ?* z4 Q
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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6 h" \$ h1 @ Z7 k, `$ }7 RGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 5 r* a3 |( Y7 W+ M* w! f
8 r; {8 F1 }2 H- T- z7 a/ WFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 5 k9 e* n% S w( o% d# A
' g7 A4 k+ V6 R2 H& zSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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& R2 v# k* T4 x+ H* f) ] `Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 1 ^- b5 M: x: p" _/ @" Y- h
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 3 W( Q3 W. v6 K+ r
& m4 h6 K; O0 T+ V) M2 n* \Pee.
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/ d- ^3 h! g8 K: G# j+ c+ vRinse off and get out of shower.
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& L( W9 ~: `5 A# n4 X$ }Partially dry off.7 Q) V6 u3 h( |$ u8 r
* M$ u9 v6 h4 t' h$ cFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. & v: V/ U8 k; R* O+ q
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 1 N( {' ?( q! Z9 S+ K9 r% z
5 y) Y1 E6 q0 o1 s: ^Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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5 n. ]+ h* j* l# d1 u7 E5 |Throw wet towel on bed.
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1 M: P- j2 u# Q$ i4 L) eIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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