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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 0 t6 j! V0 K+ y, v
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.. H) h( G, R0 M- a w6 I
6 `8 Q4 U& @- ^4 EWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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' A" C4 ?' d. t5 UIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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2 U; b! y* H! \- e2 y- X2 d& ?Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
6 e0 L5 v! Q: ~% r7 {make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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" ?+ K! ~" I, n ]Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. ! D/ `6 s+ b2 d% X( c( L$ L, A) ^
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ! J+ m9 ^/ j' R7 B* i: }; U; Z+ A
! j; q/ B4 k% V( FWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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6 p+ T4 W0 T* V& a) YCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. $ W3 h0 k0 ^6 A
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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0 L3 Q, ?5 }9 S' P8 [Rinse conditioner off hair.$ X T/ U" X0 C- i
0 K4 z/ N- S: RShave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.: p p0 c2 {7 F$ B/ q! ^
3 Y1 L: H6 i* a/ ]- }& H! Y6 RSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.+ u' U5 ~" x$ a$ }" f8 e
# W- f) J0 J7 E( T5 ^8 L& q USpray mold spots with Tilex. ]6 `8 h; K6 I% I0 V$ H
* S" `4 y1 v1 CGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. / E: J' \% p( ?$ @
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 2 S/ R# K+ b4 q0 g' E/ e- c
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. , I8 `$ Y/ q3 X7 r2 k! X' |+ w
l( {7 Y/ S( {$ z4 c: j! _# UIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. " r' o7 e% R) r2 A- g# y5 l
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& ]& O+ Z" X/ \HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 4 o! W9 Z* O. v" @
: A) b1 _' D) O% M) F) Z7 r* \Walk naked to the bathroom.1 H# A, ~' V3 \% P9 d& m- [
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 7 V- X" v, `" @" [% o# ]
, y0 l( D* a% e( u1 XLook at your manly physique in the mirror. ( ]% f l" N7 W- E+ W6 t4 _
3 ~/ f7 O$ b% Y- l3 A8 _Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. & H! p& R9 e8 E1 g7 l# y
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. / B6 w. p/ t! b* O* j0 O
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. % {8 F# G* [# e8 ^
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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3 S( A, a4 J! BSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. $ f$ @+ N' B e* K5 T8 h
; n7 {, W& z% a/ HWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 8 U, T# s( u" k; z0 u+ X) t( q
B) ^5 E5 c% O. Y2 x/ N9 C' sPee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.$ p" j5 N- L+ |' n; a
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. , {& D# ~" P4 }7 H
$ X Y9 h/ ~0 n7 t: l& l A+ pAdmire wiener size in mirror again. 9 I- Q5 X! a) O. j3 V! _; Z2 M
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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