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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.8 s" j8 e- Z! [# S4 t4 Z) q
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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9 E4 }" Y+ m# c* _+ H. OIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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1 x- t& @& G! Y! OLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 7 P& `3 X5 Z& r: Z8 L
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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; l5 A9 B' ?+ \& w# Q- @, l2 j: JWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 8 Q$ b h7 `1 e
- {2 h0 S) }& i4 j/ V0 @) x# e9 w8 TWash your hair again to make sure it's clean./ P4 D6 U- z7 ~# e: M' ^8 D+ C
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 2 h& a# R9 K2 l
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.1 o, q5 G9 ]" [5 i9 `' T; W" R
' p+ C5 r ]$ E0 Y9 v0 [+ {Turn off shower.
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9 M9 ^8 P, X) J/ Z/ t7 ^Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.# Z# i6 l% R/ v8 N1 n
( r! v/ b2 l% J' O# [* T1 _ uSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. ( k! K# H4 l( n* e% S, y) Y
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 8 ]0 `; H! Z8 Z( ]/ N3 q& i0 N4 p
, U4 ?; [$ s h% N# ~) [' x3 BReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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5 N/ e( R! s& o; F/ q( zIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. @" b$ ^* Y- g+ X6 M; n+ E
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8 b$ h& U+ S6 NHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: / u: y& H1 V. G, V2 u
( L2 O: Y/ U N/ `Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. + ]* j5 U }& t! b
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Walk naked to the bathroom.2 S' ~/ P$ T0 n
9 K) k2 o* ]7 rIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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! v& {, ?- A0 K0 E# kAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 9 P0 X! g$ a! Q/ [0 m
6 ^, {- L# N! OGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 0 q8 ]* Q8 Y5 e d3 a9 A
) J6 n! B. v5 y# p6 cBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. % B* S2 L2 Z* ^ w" f& J8 s
& ]7 \2 o; j8 {$ Q4 u' kFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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. H y* c' Z% _Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. # g1 |8 X: j$ Y" o* ?, g, q
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. $ J/ W7 {+ [# v3 i0 ~, h4 g
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 0 W0 {, r$ Y+ g( v
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$ K8 Z& A# Z9 L) g# ORinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.% E% c! |3 Y+ O1 z" G2 c
: h7 }# d$ R6 \% W& K/ [8 k1 s7 G7 PFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. 6 Z+ c. |) c3 ?. \$ O) t4 E o
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. . y) o+ r2 Y6 S( \& L0 c% P5 u8 ^; |
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 7 c/ G: k5 ~1 v/ h( p" h3 g, n
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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