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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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" z8 G/ c- L. r' FTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.& W( J4 ]: s5 p9 e; }4 A5 @

' e/ q* G4 v$ EWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  8 `3 I  T% C' q# J/ K
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.3 O" x: V4 C8 f0 G

1 [/ n2 P: L+ R& w5 DGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 2 U0 s# r2 Y& H0 M( F( M

+ K( K" v) ^5 y: LWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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2 I& F% A7 A& T1 Q6 _  ^Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  6 Q& V0 N" e1 c/ d  o7 |
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Rinse conditioner off hair., U3 q: `( B6 Q  c

" {, k- v' p; R: b& qShave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.
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! z& G0 O: H- L5 m* n7 ISqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.; V$ y3 F& R6 h, m5 c- u
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  $ f! O  k: V2 u* M

- Y, \6 v: t8 H, m: j- XWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  ) P5 R/ K* A& B8 K
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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) r! Z5 W( _( Z4 pHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  * `* m$ _7 i6 ~3 f$ \& L8 N
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  # h, K+ l% J0 u7 D$ \

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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.    b) Y" ?; U$ V- X* X0 u
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. - C: A* ]& @! _  k% u" }' a

# \- l$ Y3 X# h  jAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  . [, {* o2 ^  \5 l% v! x$ F0 L5 K
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  1 S6 ]5 _# I" Z8 n- L8 F

: f% u$ z7 J. v9 W/ h# c% i" a# JBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.    ]2 x" C/ m2 e* T+ i. p/ C% g
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. # o9 b/ y4 K& Y
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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+ k6 \: E+ j4 M- @3 E% X% q1 EWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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9 v7 X% k7 D# AWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. ) O# j) d9 ]* Y5 `
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Partially  dry off.9 R; b0 J1 h9 B2 R
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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2 }3 E% |0 V/ N7 ]Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  ! T# j8 g) D9 R4 o6 }
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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