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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 9 p, u' H# j6 ^2 X( U

$ W) g. A# X$ `# ?8 V5 `If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  " R" ?; y- Q) p4 o5 Q& {% L# \
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.! l8 K5 o: }8 }! Y* H2 P
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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9 @; ]+ R3 x+ `$ Z0 SWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ) \  v& [2 @7 b( L. J$ Z0 w9 _# X, K# s

8 Z5 h  S  m" a$ C" b( f8 }Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.  c) F& W& a% [& H
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..; [4 ~. `8 T0 a6 E) g3 M% L& ]
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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3 O* m6 W+ p: B7 W% J( u- U+ JRinse conditioner off hair." E- X, d8 |" [) u- [; D
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Shave armpits and  legs.1 \- W6 r; K$ q4 E/ F8 ^# ~

/ C$ `  B# ]5 H6 PTurn off shower.# D$ s1 U* O* l. n

! b- P2 i* T( v9 x: p# c9 }Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.' {! _! k  l2 m* C
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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6 D3 f6 Z/ f% s, R7 CHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  : q, i% @- D2 N

6 h, V4 m9 z; U$ [9 VTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  2 L1 ~4 V6 e2 O3 E+ s3 _2 S
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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; m- D" [# K7 ]. oLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. ! x( H& f* [+ u7 r

9 P' n& b  t- a) O5 w" AAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  / M: _1 T1 z* l, s* x1 j/ S  Q
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  ( G- ~# a' n; I1 Y1 i, K. I

3 C# P" Y# {/ y+ K1 [+ U7 N, g6 sBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  ! N' u! }. b8 Y5 E  x1 Q& s

0 d* c% e8 Z$ |/ E8 Q: ZFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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9 f/ M: ~5 @  w8 ~9 sSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  : t- \9 d. {% \% @% ]

0 S2 u  }+ |7 @: I7 xWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  3 @& z+ M  z9 n7 l* g" C# q$ B
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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( `  I3 i. ^2 W) P) l5 o' e# VPartially  dry off.
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6 U! R' H, ]3 b: [- \Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. $ H" ?9 l) H/ D: ^+ f
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  ' A  q* ^; e0 ^

" ~' Q5 m& _+ V5 D; }2 uLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  ; X- @  l; ]; P' j8 I. `; P: m% @

* k6 e% U* W9 x' yReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed. / [' @4 p0 y  {* K( ]6 x

; N; B, p, }4 P( p7 \8 S8 yIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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