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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  ) b; p5 g, m: d/ Z: X

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.4 n0 o" }$ h5 z: _, X" V4 S

" q  c7 @1 X* y/ U% U7 Z9 j0 ?- R+ ?Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 1 j8 N. c7 k% ?! P
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
8 `+ o/ F1 J# B- P9 j' _! P/ Rmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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4 g& k2 M8 i8 ^" sGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 6 L8 w8 ?8 b  i  K& j
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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, S8 @/ t4 e' [! I3 W$ Z2 uCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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4 a8 L, w% c& R. Y! f# ZWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 2 k& u0 x# v7 R3 v2 F! u6 e

5 ]! O8 B9 O8 B5 K& D4 w% a( T) QWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.9 m5 c2 o& Z$ B6 I0 H) x: T6 a

) i6 ^6 z/ ~+ a! J, QShave armpits and  legs.% [* _5 N5 F8 F' I* T. n
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3 x) U5 P+ Q  o6 J; kSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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( b! c; u1 h% c! H9 S5 _Spray mold spots with Tilex. , [" _' {: x6 E4 L: k, E$ o7 T

% P! @" [5 P2 t: z! x3 r4 N6 EGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  % ^9 n& N6 {# S) h4 Q9 C: J* F

& y( c, ^+ j  M; VWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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9 {/ c6 c4 |! n4 P* fReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  $ |) N3 J9 j1 C& @" c1 q, y
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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& D. q& q7 {0 J& X' XHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  ; x5 u3 T) {( X5 z( Z9 P3 O

/ Q; r3 C' c% i0 g6 _+ aTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  + }( r4 z0 E+ p, e0 E
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  , R" l6 j& \$ Z, k+ Z- I1 d

+ F8 q0 K  C9 s7 r& }+ K7 {Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. , u& ~9 a( O8 W$ w

- [  J! t$ C+ ~( a3 I  c0 SAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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0 Z" ?0 [. t- d; vGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  6 a: r3 g' h  W1 m; O; j5 l
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  3 t% z, X- w% l8 i! {

5 q$ q: S3 X" ?7 G7 PFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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/ s( b3 [) E9 I( o9 s! zWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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: r* m. H: _1 g7 L& URinse  off and get out of shower. . N5 L4 J0 P, X; T, Z- N
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Partially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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  ]0 F3 x% k* R) dAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  1 }5 w6 \5 n: b( U2 z, u% ^7 _
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  & O* T2 g; a, O' s% u

" X2 Z) J9 d; {8 n% U' }" l% gReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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