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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : ' _0 ~. Y4 S) E
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6 Y5 c( N4 q: K$ o4 A1 aTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.& L. Q8 ?- b. R r4 @
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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* w' K4 {' J5 IIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 9 X' w% L$ q. j
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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" S, B6 k; n' `; _5 xGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 8 r3 T/ G$ S! `) e! A0 ^
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. - @- ]3 Z1 i' r" G) c& P) q e) W
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.- d8 D, y. r* ?( n, M' \$ _: ^: \8 R6 n
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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: z% X3 t9 O4 C) p! H' h, VWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ) z2 [8 U1 w/ b9 e6 B' I5 g
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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9 S3 A4 V# J- T: O$ p& I2 ZRinse conditioner off hair.
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n b9 b# d& C' F( w) x4 k5 KShave armpits and legs.
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# ?$ x, ]2 R+ _2 H/ H/ x$ K0 ZTurn off shower. t2 U7 f! w! m& ]: s$ l
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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. g! L A, r2 w: G. n, zSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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9 l" }* _8 w+ H, x- Y1 FWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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! B. l5 P, Y" aReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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4 f' k7 w, Y' v& W1 v+ q) IIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: & ]9 | @: O$ O
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2 y8 `/ f3 c4 D, U9 Y7 Q+ D, _
) H) w9 {; V' vWalk naked to the bathroom./ F, G$ e+ n, ]3 p% {0 p) _7 |
; g8 K: S& O6 U3 n bIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 6 Y+ b1 w* k2 A2 E! m4 [
9 P8 K4 I- ?* n, F: UAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 3 C: s, e, j/ Q P- m% H
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. & f" q ]1 b; t- R. r; k: I3 d& E
7 |8 k) I9 A/ i0 \Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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0 e- N) }" x! xWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 1 [5 i" R- d* f. H/ ?& u
1 Z7 }1 e% F( f/ U6 AWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 0 P: l% _0 n5 |" I+ |' G# m0 v
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Pee. # G, } |$ J- b0 K( j
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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( K' ^- ^% c4 t' Y8 EPartially dry off.
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5 J) u- b( U4 L% V+ p6 G- \1 ~Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 9 u& v" x/ k5 Z, X4 n# y- a6 A- y6 L
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. % g+ Q. ~1 M# _/ j8 a) e( X: n
$ u4 H) `% d+ b% D, mReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. ) w8 X, k& w3 t8 R
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Throw wet towel on bed. + }4 O x( X7 t% Z+ f
, n( n/ v# b; c5 z0 B! ?5 M; vIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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