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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  * x" R2 H. z% Z& x

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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# g. C6 e$ ~4 X' m) C: A9 MIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.6 B+ V) q4 w  N- M6 N' y# |3 _

: A) S  g+ Z+ V3 pLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  9 r; N0 \) l- ^: c, G1 s" w8 z
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc./ ?( o0 B# t" N* m. x) ?

8 I7 o. m& G! Q4 l$ U2 pGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.   i' {; Z0 i: C$ N; @3 L0 r! {0 c
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..* B7 C, C5 i2 D7 ?4 c7 G

" N0 I. }7 K  K5 R$ C: k  NWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.) C) E8 O5 o, W% q% J- r6 @7 X8 g

' p3 f4 q  o! Y) r2 K* `! qShave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.. p+ w- T8 D4 k4 d
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. : S3 f0 R  \0 K4 K6 M% L! I
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  ( G, T' ]; q8 o) d* q
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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( J5 x8 k7 u. u. X2 r, PHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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- E1 V. W$ A3 k  STake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  . Z! }. j" Y: O( E4 J  U4 D
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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& |/ u0 k+ l. L! ~8 d0 Q9 e$ SLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  3 V2 s9 s; W) t0 p- ~
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  2 w  L6 z% x+ x5 r
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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( E& h6 Y) z+ rPartially  dry off.% x+ o4 |3 a. \  Z' o

% N- H( I$ }3 U9 R8 x' L, A( t. EFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. ' g2 l( e$ [; P3 s( U+ y1 V8 a
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  % M6 D* l) w5 w2 H4 U* L  d

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& w4 h4 g2 j% ]' A2 A, bReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  / t0 A0 P6 m2 g: u

' q, W- m0 y4 d3 U3 ^' a, kThrow  wet towel on bed.
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. G$ _# @) \# V9 EIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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