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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : $ P1 ?' T9 @' m: J& h5 e
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0 ?6 i' z% P( M# n8 A( \0 E4 ?Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.& \9 w- }# s, `- j
% I+ d8 q& t$ s& e0 l- t$ QWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.* V2 A2 a% [$ g0 G) H* s/ Z9 K% b8 K
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 1 H9 r2 h1 L) g7 Q2 M8 q
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.9 I6 ^8 k) J; j
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ) x# l6 c+ M5 i T. l, t0 K
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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9 f6 D0 [2 D' E ?$ E' P! o7 j# oCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced... l6 ~- a) Z( y b! h: l$ a6 _
5 R/ X) B9 q! y+ v, u" Z# |. BWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. / l) _9 I4 h" d4 h0 ]
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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- j# H/ ~5 L, G7 L! t. U9 I+ jShave armpits and legs.3 l% ~8 x2 {" @* m
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Turn off shower.
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' A8 x q8 F& m8 r) J' c+ N$ t( mSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.4 P: m8 v3 t) M- o' h: _8 Q
' S {9 l; X8 D: F4 c# aSpray mold spots with Tilex. . _& M$ h3 A9 A L' G7 O2 P1 C
) m* p" ], z+ nGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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* J/ a, K$ A) y3 K# x' iWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. / h! ?, x* B" J" P, _ C
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 1 W7 `0 o: s ?, t5 W9 A2 @6 y
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9 X2 f# ^5 ^1 S5 l& t+ |HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 8 V4 E4 ?/ X4 G6 P
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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- v* ^- E' }) q# L% l, O9 KGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 1 D2 ?+ u2 S% k- T
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 3 h9 V+ z5 c" Q9 F/ [1 ?
& X0 a/ X' B& J% R) h5 dSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 8 s- @! T# }: m/ a' T2 u& V/ K
4 `$ Z i% C4 L) ZWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. ( W) H" r+ K H" x# V2 J
8 I4 j4 a% j4 X2 D j" U5 N" HWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. $ S1 I) v" R1 ?$ B$ d
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Pee.
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3 C* b P8 n( N5 P: s4 Z8 gRinse off and get out of shower. $ ^' C5 {) l$ a. o
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Partially dry off.( J2 p% ~6 a0 ~$ L5 j& n
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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: ]+ W* t$ J) \7 PAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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+ [1 j" P6 a9 e3 lThrow wet towel on bed. ) V% w j7 b$ \3 @3 ~3 u6 q5 x
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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