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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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, B& m/ l- l" z% gTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.. z- S5 E0 A2 A& o4 a# D

/ k& P6 [4 K/ ?Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
; G0 u2 U3 P' l. bmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.% _6 o, D* P: G$ B1 P

3 f0 S4 c7 q5 b3 L- w6 h$ U+ F" ^Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.   T6 W1 a6 Z, `# o+ n9 K- A

! u  O  S9 E4 l: ?0 DWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.* q4 k/ P# D6 T4 N( @
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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+ E/ m' t' t- wWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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3 \# P' t- S$ [Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.6 J4 u; y3 y6 p- ?# j* ~# b
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.3 L: c' |& |) W$ Y0 u$ w" T7 p

' q- j( q# A4 H+ eSpray mold spots with Tilex. 7 w: o0 G5 [9 i  D# I6 @" K3 y) M

$ l! q2 l: i4 B9 x/ H! L* k/ vGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  $ _) }- L1 V# {  g' O+ O. h
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  5 f2 O$ U: @' g# l; P

$ a3 D6 T7 X) c% ?( OReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  5 V$ i, \% g7 r' x& l
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4 t4 V- B1 C5 g0 x, T8 xHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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5 h" I; A+ u$ w8 ]# ^Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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- d2 G) ~6 `. }3 v* `If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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0 o" `* z+ ~, b' d4 L) h3 ~6 BAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  . l! @, C) A$ y: ~4 u' x! W( g8 l
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.    H  J" f3 s" F0 A* k) n

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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. ' p( [5 O$ x; A

3 T- x3 v# r1 V& m5 W' pSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. ! i: s2 c& s6 k

. k8 a1 g" R( D$ p2 c9 {Partially  dry off.) f1 Q6 P6 K) |1 `% u/ R

! y; `. M6 o- Y3 S- V9 rFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. " p# g( B* }* }2 H( ?

' Q# ^" s' F7 v" uAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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; k' \5 Q3 q# i3 aReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  % Z5 ]/ M( A+ J5 ]" R& T/ v- S

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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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