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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.$ F/ p$ i7 r- c  d

, |; S" _( t8 x2 ^7 i$ ?Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  5 t. W/ q/ Y, Q* _. D
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.6 F& D4 _! l) K' r) k
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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' T( i( r0 E( D, C& ?: M  NWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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  u; J; y, p& ]# Q- eWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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. x. c: i% [3 _* y1 x. t  o: C2 VCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  : n9 x, S' q2 Q+ P: k  N9 c  f( k: S

3 O0 Z. F$ _! f! L  W# q2 Z8 rRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.! g, V( |( y! |& e8 B+ w0 e1 a
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Turn off shower.0 z2 n4 I$ r. C

2 X2 ]5 _- K! tSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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) U7 I4 P3 }0 }" x5 {% rSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  ) }7 L0 D# s! \! H( y% g9 C3 h
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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$ f/ |1 X# E3 q6 W) `Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  $ h- H& l: T% }1 G- j' C

! H3 O% A4 L2 P$ l. b. tIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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+ ?/ q# }0 |: w3 DWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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2 A. k- S, X8 z- UIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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9 h% `- I0 N9 n9 o  F: QLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. * y/ t- Z0 }# k0 M' |' u( Z; T1 l

  m+ l0 {2 h; ~+ D% R  R# QAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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$ d5 b7 ]; ~9 x0 Q, S0 Z2 |Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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7 Y' e, D6 ~+ n1 l! |' ZBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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% s1 W8 y; c0 G! b% P! {Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 3 D: A2 S% P% b+ z) h
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  7 F0 z3 V/ C( i% b( H1 S, ]3 C
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  ; J( n' _8 w" p
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 8 ~" V  }0 C* z

" _8 z( H# p; S, CAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  ) q! N& ]! M" c" p) {" d
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  9 k5 r5 H5 ]) h3 p+ S4 O
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  1 T& X/ b- F- h( k& ?

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; l) v8 @8 {7 Z* i5 @- XIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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