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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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& r, i2 y$ L7 ]4 u8 ^Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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/ ~6 {# x' }0 D9 YWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. ) D. y1 `& K+ d' \* N# k3 L

2 k5 M$ u* S6 n" d- L6 c" w2 `If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.' n3 `( u; E; O+ o; Y

5 W( ]8 `& l- _- JLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  ' a) C3 M) [8 z( b
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. $ I4 O" D+ A. o- }# q8 E* n3 v

- n& a) v/ a  S1 D- W: nWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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5 K' r# J. r5 fCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..% Y$ }0 _( C' E7 f+ C/ r" o

  {2 T2 G7 @- c% D/ V" vWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ; s: F  {/ Q* ~% u# W

* R. x2 ?% m" J/ d) {3 D; }Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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- Z" J; x( }1 Y2 jTurn off shower.
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8 r5 ?0 Z3 b6 ]2 J8 S/ _& xSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. + e' W& U9 |9 ^
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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2 a+ x( {* W" n4 S) [HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  6 s' k9 i: l% h; T6 l1 i
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  ! X8 i- I8 F+ s' f
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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) X# t0 A0 ]1 {% o5 L0 D; c# E( lLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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) H) i0 |7 Y1 L4 S$ v' h6 SAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  # l5 n( i( Z6 h# O! Q
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  # Y) j5 E; c4 @# o' ^/ Z9 {
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  * j2 q  z% s& _  X1 j4 C. C
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  # b- B" X! M, i+ t1 m
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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& w  ]0 m; \8 e" ARinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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' }% n! w' L& Y0 H9 rLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  8 }7 i9 K9 d3 m; N/ e4 }

2 u8 y$ v. O9 j9 x6 _4 YReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  # Y* E* `; U# {+ c. Z
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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