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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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; c2 r; d. G/ T. }; ]; Z7 ~- sTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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/ V1 ]1 @3 F9 v0 ?; u) eWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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9 p& q, s c3 t8 @; h. C1 c: oIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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5 e w2 f Q: E! T5 a* Q* YLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 9 A: j: v$ N, ~ e' f- o* p
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.* @/ `3 m8 f3 K r
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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+ G) I* T- p/ UWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. * T' \% b! v% J h4 C. a
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.3 `! {' i4 U, P- [# ]! \% c" c
+ N1 M3 u) k. j# P' ZCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..8 L: `. n' \5 b6 Y
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 3 s2 }" h2 {7 \ C0 y
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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; q: k* j$ a/ t# p _/ l; vShave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.
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5 {) j1 K' O: S, l& V- |# fSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.' A* e0 m* T+ R
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. ( ]5 t' R$ f+ v; V+ J3 f' c+ G
% _8 _3 I, w4 _5 @( q) k! D2 _Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. * E9 r0 T' ~6 V2 G, m. K1 ` S
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. ) S& k1 Q1 |$ h8 j+ V6 P
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$ z! j9 Q2 ~: @0 F1 uHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 7 f, C9 W' t* d( y' S
$ A: p$ J. ~2 o2 q) K+ zTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2 k. h) v4 I# t. t! e# r4 G
" k& v" H5 N WWalk naked to the bathroom.
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4 a+ i/ E5 X. G( dIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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, u! {# m' B) x5 s8 m, L+ \Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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8 `) Z# N8 r4 K8 n$ t3 [. ^) BAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. + K. H' @5 D/ ^& L% p
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. # s3 _; d' T7 B+ z* Q% m9 E9 f
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Rinse off and get out of shower. 6 |1 k: J1 e0 t8 c/ b
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Partially dry off.0 }: e5 _6 K" D# v% G
5 i X' b _. O. sFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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2 U9 w4 I9 `( N* t/ ?! l! X& w8 lAdmire wiener size in mirror again. ! [# V% a; ?* G0 I# E7 N
* Y* R6 a4 u9 U$ O2 ?$ hLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. & U3 o* `, k# Y" i' \
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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) n, p7 R7 S3 ~. ]9 ^7 p) ]! s/ GIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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