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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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9 u* s( e+ {" |3 }# H2 o& PTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.% j8 F9 a: C' Z4 j2 I) v. s

0 Z4 T- I7 ^' w0 \: nWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 2 K7 l* {& T9 Y
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.$ [8 F2 a9 C9 |  ?. u
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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- n: x. W6 J; ~7 U* ?5 q& }Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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. t/ f( ?; N! s$ F, v9 h+ RWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. . B9 J7 D. ]# E/ J" x% F
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.! s) ?+ G/ w$ Q

% H1 _6 M, E2 F5 x/ g: oCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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. [% \( ?5 E0 M2 cWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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" `7 E, z4 \' ~" Y: l3 R, DRinse conditioner off hair.
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: x2 C( }# w0 BShave armpits and  legs.
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2 M' Q3 C1 s* g  R5 R5 x0 ~" G4 |( MTurn off shower.. }$ v' [) e" M" \

/ ~. T6 S+ _- A9 A  J; }Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  : c' _' ^" v, X3 F  g

5 @$ n5 A5 D7 w! ~0 x: A# R; q+ _4 EWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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5 i2 Y! R0 x$ V6 gReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  ! m) ^8 _& G( o/ U- c# d& c5 R

+ J( d; E* @3 A9 V; i- ^If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  & f! A6 h' E( t5 b/ Q7 Q( A

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8 B2 k5 s1 K; I/ M2 mHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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9 o7 j/ ?% Z2 _; X5 k/ ?If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.    C5 t% z0 i; y# R3 `
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. 1 H9 R* C6 q( H: S0 p
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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% Y5 q! W" W% TBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 4 {4 M* n8 s* \7 l
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  0 }: v4 ]  H4 K$ f* l1 K' G
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  , W" O8 l9 J! S) h) Z) ]/ ~: U! n$ t

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2 I6 ?& m& H4 jRinse  off and get out of shower.
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0 @3 A; l7 m8 @% H% APartially  dry off.$ t6 B3 Y1 y5 @$ h& I

5 a7 t9 |' }/ i$ K  `Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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6 S) C: C, J# P4 XAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  , j+ O% s& K5 b" h& G

! ^3 T0 a3 P5 |, ]: k; H9 ?Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  3 c+ \; U0 Z* W3 }7 R
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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