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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : : @3 W, K( @* s1 m! ]5 b& E
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.) F6 L" [2 t4 k; q
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. x- `# X1 C1 F
" T3 G T8 J8 jIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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) v) p- b; P' O' Y7 w: p4 z( g% bLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- / |: _1 N, Z2 I& J' K5 d2 N! X& T
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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; ^/ A: R2 h6 SWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ; p p% Z. ?, I3 M
J# I4 z) o$ {2 vWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.4 R9 n# a8 i2 z2 t* f3 m
& ?; x+ k4 S( N- T8 _8 ]0 A2 MCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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/ E& P! o0 O. ?- d8 f& D( f& ZWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ' v0 E( E# m: s) z+ R) V( i; J
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 7 x5 }7 c3 m/ i- S7 h! q+ ^/ W
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.1 \ q$ J+ m" o- F8 w1 [. _
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Turn off shower.
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# Z: r" W0 l! Q8 s% r4 O3 s; j& CSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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$ o1 h3 l! g% |! VSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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, m$ T3 ^" }4 FGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Q0 {# f1 z- x `2 w# V/ w
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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9 I2 B ?4 g2 nReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. ' A M/ T, y; z+ r! ]+ Y0 [5 S
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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& t, k+ E( \0 r! }7 YHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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7 W) B D% S7 VTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. - @7 p/ ]$ K( |( e7 v L8 \
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 4 O/ U3 [3 |* R
, b8 x- |, l$ a5 e# ?) R/ U: K ^Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. , y" _9 B! F3 b) j0 |
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. : q! k0 U/ _; W0 ]$ m" j
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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7 e! u* r9 S7 q1 _Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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, d& m | B7 p$ }Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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( w0 L: Z6 u1 @' N& \- S- jWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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9 j" ^8 Y ]1 O& ]! [/ `7 X5 sPee.
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; N! L7 {/ `: q4 @, `Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off., [1 C9 C& n" U1 y- Q# C( J, N
- ]5 O6 O0 x$ B7 J. L* l6 \3 o3 @Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 8 y1 b$ F9 N5 Y- e! n9 G6 o5 _
8 h3 _9 D- l' }" P0 bAdmire wiener size in mirror again. % ^; a( b" e- q& L
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ; o9 A6 I7 D8 W, B: W0 w2 L' |
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. 1 Z6 n/ `" q& f6 _" @! N
9 E3 a8 {/ l: T* S c( M& DIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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