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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : ' n$ s3 q' G0 S/ r) A( F
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.3 E, k9 e& t+ h! A- ^' [. q+ J3 E3 c
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.( j: k" }3 `: {- @
) F( D) o0 j% Z" c% o/ B8 QLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
0 B5 ?' d- l T5 V; P: ^; ^6 v5 T/ Qmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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1 Y3 p0 ?$ }* B; U$ o8 R. Y3 o- F$ WGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. $ P; m7 D9 G3 O
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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& Z2 \. u" w' Z+ H* TWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. $ {$ N" s: U5 j7 V! |
2 _5 C) O! |" a A& e1 pWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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0 ]- Q: r% Y( [3 r! `Rinse conditioner off hair.
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( _- h R: Q* t6 ^. AShave armpits and legs.) |/ b& p' m; D
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. : g X, a5 L2 k- l
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. ! `1 {4 J5 B N# ]9 d
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. " p1 B( b! M0 \ _* E0 S
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 4 s& c: n% l' O" S+ S4 c
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. t, h- w9 I; A A q2 m
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+ T5 w2 x; W& ~3 uIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 5 v5 a% `) P% X& d( D
' t4 ]- x. w2 g# s/ j( [Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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- V% W% I) B+ P4 G0 hGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. * d6 D) x/ ^$ k6 }
3 S+ \4 ]$ k, m* h& eBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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. n! D; Q0 j9 O JFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. / \% w; ]: T" T3 O# J
7 |* w' f( z, ^/ I2 C5 V+ qSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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6 G+ O! S' k& }3 wWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. % [( J. N# Y4 [# L: r2 S
& W% ~7 ^# A, o5 iWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. & o, T9 s" u H- C
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Partially dry off.! ^8 W) F2 E3 w; U
/ t3 y W! O/ D* {! wFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. ) O1 _6 k" C0 ?( o6 }0 Q( @
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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