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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : , L+ l/ F0 k+ {; l
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.* E7 A! b/ a3 T/ J' R/ i9 @. G
$ o3 ]6 J9 `' p! d) GWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. : s3 K) d4 T0 w1 [
) n0 F: ?) d. f; \If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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1 S* R0 ^2 l9 O1 N. X# HLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ; O4 n3 }; `" C0 O; i) J
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.2 F& D, F7 L/ I2 a/ P/ J/ Z
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. % m3 X$ b1 m2 K8 T2 z, b' ]/ K3 I
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.5 h& T' T6 ]4 \6 f
, ~( `* N6 e. H& Z( e' qCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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+ _& W' S, O! @, T* [Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. ' h2 j6 V9 }' ~! d
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Rinse conditioner off hair.( B5 ]- l' K! `, m- c9 P3 A
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Shave armpits and legs.
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2 |. u/ w$ l ETurn off shower.
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1 h4 m Z% j: F+ s# {Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.5 ]& d+ _+ N* L# V& y
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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[0 I' W- K" w5 Q7 Y3 DGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 3 p5 I: z: v; r, E+ i
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. ; P8 y) @& T- Z$ r; Z- z, w! V) c
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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# E1 ] M3 r5 s" A' BIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. ( P& ~! C/ |# V. B
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% N9 K" |) z2 [5 B7 |5 y3 D( oHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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1 e; O6 H8 P; {+ r; sTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. / ?/ C+ ]- s: L& n9 C
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Walk naked to the bathroom.8 E% Q" w% C3 S3 @ n0 ?, K
6 i, m, `/ K8 ], Y4 I6 k& ?* nIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. : T0 O2 D$ ^) I1 h
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. - q3 d! p- P0 J" Z+ R
2 Z' ]9 p0 ?3 o- OAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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7 @. \5 [1 s6 lBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. " I) x3 f. K$ u" L# h- d: _; S
`9 d# S! @& v9 J% j2 o3 NSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 2 Y" w# a. _$ R' C6 O( B1 ~
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 8 {8 ]' M. \, \+ w7 ~, S
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee. ' b7 l2 ?: [5 g
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.
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2 A) B) B( I! Z# ] n8 b ^% P/ NFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. ! a+ `3 j6 q& @, o5 f* b m
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. 8 \6 }- y. p7 H9 |
. ^; [9 \8 `5 Y9 x: R) c# o y X3 iLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. 1 @5 o& \: F% v( n: K
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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