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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  / S; K; @" i; L+ \9 C1 W

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/ O- V  z+ N4 }  _4 Q+ B$ W6 `Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.& r- f  y7 y3 Z" h) _) }$ v. _
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. + H" u( d* D. }' B( L. m- Q

( s* [5 r) y. M3 \6 v* OIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  / R4 x9 v" g& {4 l1 \0 @
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.% t4 }4 Q( \9 s

# [3 A) U8 U% m0 d: TGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 5 T  N" l( D9 s. C# k' O
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 4 E/ B! B1 ?, V4 X2 ?

& y. V0 Y( k, PWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. & I: N, [+ |3 n, e9 J2 V
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  7 x) Z; }2 a- z& H1 `, m% ^" |3 e
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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8 ^! V; s5 @* X+ FShave armpits and  legs., d# i3 R! t$ Q
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Turn off shower.
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5 O! [( G5 a: [8 ASqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.7 \1 |9 q6 n" U
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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* C! U1 o# f$ Y. i( i* C% |Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  ( c8 ?' L8 Y% E8 C* e

; k: S2 W8 r! |* J1 @; I9 }  lWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  * m$ j/ o! {; S1 P, c7 H! q/ N% E
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  / M+ w' ?+ T3 u& S& |
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4 P' [7 _+ W8 c8 OHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  # S$ V6 `- t) |5 @: V

' a6 J+ A+ ~3 K0 e6 c. UTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  4 g/ N1 i" ]" u8 m' `

; V# K4 P" y* ]  ~, z( B/ W+ n7 AWalk  naked to the bathroom./ u, q5 a) c: b) Y; O
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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$ T+ X, S, I. j4 C- T. QAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  " T6 M& C# s/ o( Y
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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  C9 H; M1 o, Q" S, i, A: rFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. & T& A' t# {' X  `" e5 j5 Y

2 K1 z  U5 w" p+ F" B  q$ V/ @Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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- r/ `, p3 q" a% YWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  7 S, R/ Z5 w- f! G7 U' o# P6 p
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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' R* U, y% J- g. y& {$ yPartially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. " s  f& V5 I/ |/ ~. e$ _+ I' v
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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9 O. a* p+ P) B5 fLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  5 W6 Y7 l6 @7 b; L$ Y

9 J" \/ M1 s1 J  }. z9 tReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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6 s) ~$ U, H7 v& ~4 E5 rThrow  wet towel on bed. ' Q& h: I* k' `' F- Y) R6 j# b
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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