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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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; Y, K5 D# t* _# S# I* LTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- m7 p( |4 d& `' x- V4 t
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 4 b, z* P- Z9 c) U- O; @1 q2 m, q* o
% h$ U6 T: c) j4 p! j- v* hWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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$ Z# w! N1 H, uWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.1 O& i7 D7 [2 o; V5 F# A
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Shave armpits and legs." }2 q/ C0 I7 S* d
5 Y6 p' V3 f. Z2 Y7 r m/ @Turn off shower.
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2 I5 a# G$ P5 H+ CSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. ) ~8 y3 X2 `. u
0 m. w% f, M, q; T0 sGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. - ?5 m. T0 }5 o N0 m# @
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. ! p- Y8 r; \, s6 @
' ^* p1 {4 ]9 X4 K5 sReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. ' g+ J& j W( w$ M0 T7 P
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. $ O% h) o. A/ M& U
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: / L) z+ x4 P6 p& q! k
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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( H! `7 z) F. E; ]2 M# E/ QWalk naked to the bathroom. H7 e4 |) l0 u; h: s p7 J8 I
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. % U3 E1 d) z, o- H! v& G
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. : `/ `! m8 A N2 i( X; @) r
& y1 D7 X4 z b4 t" N: k$ q& eAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. & F8 r, f% D0 ]3 }
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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i$ e( z# r+ z8 e) c2 QFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. * y/ X) f+ q _
* u7 l) C, W: }) G) Y4 [" O3 b5 NSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 5 v/ y3 Z$ f; @, U
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. ; ]6 U5 [: h6 [! X2 Z3 d1 i) \7 [
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Pee.
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3 [! \. @4 M( DRinse off and get out of shower. 5 C& N0 B: x4 a$ H& O- u& R
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Partially dry off.9 [6 W9 {3 m' h T1 U( i
" `/ ~& K. c* |" H! \/ E2 kFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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7 ^9 u# h8 y2 Q+ LAdmire wiener size in mirror again. 2 d! O Y0 i4 o- v
4 f1 w/ M& _ R; t4 ELeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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