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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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) j3 Y2 [( U+ N% E1 eTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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1 [# r9 _6 {& c/ B* l- a8 o/ p! pWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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' K8 c  s0 Z" i2 @: eIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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1 g- A  w2 J% x) u5 DLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
* x$ o4 H+ O! i% c4 Qmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 1 ]2 J/ a& n* ~, D4 n+ B5 B; V
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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' A, V  A) F& m3 P8 lWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 1 @6 o9 Y2 `4 N6 q3 L
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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5 V2 X5 `, {! V% }+ W) b7 D+ x8 F9 URinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.! a8 s+ M+ B; e* r, s7 h/ r

+ z  p8 v: q  r" }. A$ o5 W. L9 V* cTurn off shower.' d! P; [5 u1 t5 f# T  |

# M) j7 B8 L3 Q7 `Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 0 G* N$ f+ V9 k; I* X2 h
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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8 T9 L; @8 d& x! n0 vIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  7 a7 a" O- ^7 x- N% E( V

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: R# }4 i- R3 u, r" qHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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% U3 o5 u" r' C% h% ~( u) YTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  4 {5 T: V' t) ~3 i( d# B

$ x+ M7 n) Z0 G/ LWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  - B/ x# B8 D5 _- q% ^' j, s! z
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. 4 |# s' t* F) b1 W: k) c9 y+ h
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  9 l! o% e% i8 r
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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& r( X+ z$ f0 ]6 ~' G0 D7 wBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  ; E3 b+ J  z' L8 p

( c7 v9 @3 D5 e8 P  KFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  / E9 `% I* ^# P; d

* M! T# _- @8 C6 v: c% yWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.    I! U6 K9 D( Y8 H' y# b- n

" J; J3 u) q# l6 d( ?/ S6 m7 X8 Q1 y- gWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  + k) {& ?8 h0 J7 F( H$ n. |

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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 6 N: z: L& O9 ?
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Partially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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4 M% Z2 _3 _, R4 {Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  8 {" x8 q' b( X
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  9 G2 \7 c2 v6 u+ ~% {/ ~1 v

$ J; E" [' w. O& o/ e+ Q' J4 TReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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% V) N+ w+ w) ]6 c- x* B" |  PIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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