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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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" Z9 P+ Z- y1 i. ]1 w$ oIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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  B: C. J/ N5 L+ WGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. * R6 F- ]) X% ~9 A) v9 J
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ) f2 T  c6 V9 }4 y! b

8 ^% h* V, H4 K7 FWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.0 ]2 }3 T/ P( S0 M7 |' ^
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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5 t" b* h$ g. I( E' @, YWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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7 _9 @% ]0 _. n6 C# ~; a# t9 DWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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0 H- L% L4 E9 y- iRinse conditioner off hair.! ]; D3 L0 }  O8 K1 R7 b, [8 w; [

) `( i5 P# x5 R  y# N8 i; e+ WShave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.2 C# ]9 Q  I: }. j  P1 u7 b/ A. F
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  6 ^) l4 n  S/ v. j+ d+ W# Q

3 d) D: X* o+ N) \( CReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  - w# i7 H( z0 m$ f2 ]- ^3 q! j

" o1 Z4 A/ Y, Y9 G0 K9 cIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  ! S7 d; |) L' g

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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  % U. J  F2 F3 V& Z" }

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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  $ o/ Z, e$ Y0 [' {! W. D0 m
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  6 ?0 ?- e" R. |* t6 i$ i0 c

3 n- i$ I0 A/ k+ `7 N+ X( l5 J# rBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  ! B# U& I3 j2 y8 E8 ?. Q- ?

, w. }; h4 I" s: [' l3 G, wFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  $ a0 l( h  g2 K% H
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 0 H  {: d8 f, L

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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 4 Q2 }5 ^4 k# L

$ t8 ]4 M" e5 G5 E  V* P0 t5 p( VAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  $ V6 W( j+ Z9 m- \; f7 l2 m7 T
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  ; _! S; s0 v/ p9 U( e: I

# ?4 r+ J5 j: ~) D7 rReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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