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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.% C1 ~& s1 J3 f' U5 I ~% L/ S
# z9 i, \8 I3 ZWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. + y9 J( U; B9 c4 F
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.: N/ V# e4 `$ }# }4 }0 {6 f
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
* _( H' g! j7 \/ v) Dmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.; }8 }8 z- ^ Q+ P V$ t7 k
8 Q8 }8 }: K9 B& v+ F8 sGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 0 \% N& j7 p7 o1 V0 T+ E
! w: B) l5 T5 E! y4 x7 `Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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$ m. ?5 w4 y1 X, a; B! P S4 U) FCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..1 C- ?; y o4 m! H! d
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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5 r9 F" S* N& x1 e8 uWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. # W+ E z$ P( d" F; m
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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# F H0 `% \; x& lShave armpits and legs.2 D5 g3 y1 j3 H, s" e- [
) U1 y2 e: M' E* U- TTurn off shower.
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* p4 b6 {+ }( D; ^Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.( b8 g9 _- u$ N4 ~% P
& ~# c! m- i8 U- DSpray mold spots with Tilex. 3 F0 i1 X; @! n: K& R
6 h/ X1 q* f4 ]; ]Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. ' M1 S* N, Z- k% O
( d( h% C4 H2 f! WWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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$ z* j3 M# Y1 n6 R8 F- T$ n+ jReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. ! b# B, S, Q+ y/ K/ x( h' W/ l/ O7 W
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. . p$ q- S( K+ x; U$ y) k
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1 b# L \& b; B" KHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 1 m' q$ h8 T) ]& e. `
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2 ]2 Y4 T d$ E. D( g$ K" C
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. % Q4 r6 q4 z: ]8 I1 w
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. " J2 v) a3 j7 ?, o+ t
0 v- Z$ j' a# O& }Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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" M6 @2 }9 C8 n1 s8 vFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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' k: _) }# r' F2 b8 SSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. ! b6 X+ g/ s+ a# _+ p
' r5 L( v; L2 o; N& H0 fWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 5 r9 Q4 i+ e2 K# I
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. ! b' X( p: S* d. s ^- c b
& Q2 |' z% Q0 x# V) U5 bPee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. # @8 }/ u' G; ?! q
0 @ O/ }& t4 y' n [ b4 EPartially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. ; p9 `$ d/ K5 j+ M
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. & {3 f; k' K4 h+ a# M" n
+ y6 [0 S" e1 M) j8 v9 MLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. " b4 i+ f( M8 J. d4 L W E3 D. [
0 j7 Q; v/ r2 b' S# @9 ^! b: M% ?Throw wet towel on bed. 6 R5 a8 k t; b: C+ N6 v6 w
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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