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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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4 b$ S: Y6 M* N3 jTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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6 z0 a) q/ D) SIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 0 ]( l: T2 Q9 X/ d

# s) T4 x0 K+ \* ]Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.   l0 o. n& G6 |/ L4 f9 Z
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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/ u; h5 j$ A0 q' \) [Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. & S" x! u9 d0 B) Z/ S

; N0 Z2 v7 A& g5 _* K  g; LWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  $ S4 y, O6 z4 t! w. u( d
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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4 z9 w8 i' X. \+ bShave armpits and  legs.% g3 {' v% T% j' e$ H  n8 c
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.  y9 S# @+ F8 f. A' O3 h

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, w$ Z0 s3 k6 V7 O6 v" u" S5 n# NGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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" I4 g/ V/ U$ c. H8 uReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:    E/ \6 G% q. A2 V8 G3 I, v0 G/ L
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  - O7 d5 X* {# W( @" {* |( ~4 w7 I
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  $ C- q, g5 z# P$ y7 c0 a. o
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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% S' ~0 u" [  K! Q  q2 Z- QAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  7 A; w) a- c6 h) d( f$ K

5 C. N; j: Q8 I) D) y: a9 B6 W4 fGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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, ?6 c% c# m, e$ Y% @; BBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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2 m- k4 n, T! p6 fFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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# T. x, D9 f5 U( Z. Y8 GSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  6 {$ b+ X5 e* d* ^" L* X

4 V! g6 {) F0 U  \Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  * j6 ~0 E) e9 g$ r  `6 H4 S) |
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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/ ]+ R2 _8 b' C, @; |- X: z5 rRinse  off and get out of shower. 8 N" T8 |  `2 c) w9 J
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Partially  dry off.) F, }, k2 S5 m, s

$ j  F6 Z" a$ {3 {3 N9 g0 RFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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3 q9 {+ }, z" }9 S9 FLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  1 j; K  k! N) E5 b+ k) }; X4 L8 X
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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