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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.6 F. m8 \$ s. H

) K- [% J; L) Z3 S3 n( cWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. * W5 e2 \8 V' }8 V' T; l) J
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --    x* D3 n6 u( i# a2 L, P
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  9 t: \6 g5 I' w; R" L/ ]( Y

* e' ?  c' f! {; W# G3 _Rinse conditioner off hair.
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: k# T% \, U# \2 e4 U5 RShave armpits and  legs./ |# m: k  r( P  J
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Turn off shower.* l2 T& l7 {( h/ g3 q! B

0 ^. X8 b  t+ c! W, Z0 FSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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) J/ g2 e- U8 [6 D- x& xSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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9 L; Z# v% F5 }; G1 c6 {6 _( k" aGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  0 ]6 t1 u, g: E6 A
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  ' P5 d' E% Y; ?3 t  Y$ J9 A

: l1 s1 j* _3 }Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  1 u2 f$ |1 L( C6 l+ E
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. 3 L3 q/ r' h& v  J

: k% H4 M, v/ U" Y) ^1 cAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  . _6 r) e8 k6 [( h

" w4 k  e  W5 A1 rGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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$ f2 ^* r# i7 ]3 {4 @) o% \, b8 UBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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+ |. U. e6 s$ M4 V/ `% jSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  3 q% V0 p3 W( M+ v9 \
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  ) d7 g! h" {9 f7 _. e

% s0 G* \8 M# U4 v& z' }" h9 K; uWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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' w1 R/ [# R0 R0 J9 v* L7 ^Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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% Z; ?5 J3 Y$ ^$ X- OPartially  dry off.* w2 k) {( `. t% c& P% Z1 h' y

& z3 V- i5 C( S- n9 C. TFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. . k' n3 l5 A" c! f% g: h; x

: v& I" q1 o, FAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  7 X6 d7 l) W$ H. m

! B. T$ K+ E9 ~  s8 ~$ mReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  # R. R3 {- v" o7 Z! [. p
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Throw  wet towel on bed. 5 ]4 g" h% r. ~4 E* P5 R0 ^$ a
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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