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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.% v7 Y4 [. [( O
( ~( W3 j, H: E/ f+ @: Q* qWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 1 p! B9 X0 I# R9 [/ [
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- - J& q7 `( P. d1 C, k: l
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.* l$ ]9 d. g6 R; X! z1 g
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 8 o0 K- q! v4 n9 M# G! c6 @) b
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 8 X: s% c9 a: g) z% B& v8 ?
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.+ F+ I9 L7 M+ s/ V1 ]9 O _" B: w7 x
4 H) r/ T& g0 e& bCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..% W5 p4 q* j) [2 X5 F
6 G9 k$ a% M* n& ^( G' w4 CWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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# P+ s9 N9 g$ K! K) V$ fWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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o; t* _& J- r6 C* ?, j' iRinse conditioner off hair.
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; n7 A3 e+ Y5 B# R8 q% B v/ uShave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.
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# V; m" ]7 d- m& W; oSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.# R8 R+ i" t& t8 ^
* d/ D6 b* T* ]( m @ l& PSpray mold spots with Tilex. ) J2 B' }# R* H
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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" m x. P0 ]* w' sWrap hair in super absorbent towel. & U, a3 W9 t# {% ]
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. , }. y7 b9 h! ?( U8 [
- [9 j6 S; x eIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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; N* Y+ |. U p" E1 R8 y! VHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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X7 U! T+ h7 j" Y% |5 RTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom. u2 E" _7 V9 T( g! K' O6 s& ]
9 `8 L; t( P1 t8 F m8 C0 x. Z3 ^If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. : Y. l5 Y L3 \% o
( T; v& a3 ~ F* A( yLook at your manly physique in the mirror. * [ P( k8 U, u. ~) ~
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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( y( o9 _9 v& a N9 f B- e, IGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. + S8 x! A# B% F6 d/ `1 ^8 G
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 0 N0 L! f; i$ P3 J: Y3 u9 L& k
. s9 k) B6 }& }3 U, `4 OFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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" L( A0 W) j, a4 X* QWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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! {; H. ~# M: a5 UWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee. 6 j$ [7 M1 E& X( x3 n$ r8 j
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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F1 a# M( T; y! s( g& WFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. # v* E9 u3 T3 P9 M
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. : S7 f% O4 z. J5 Q7 \$ h6 w$ ^
) L2 h6 {+ m; y; t) ILeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. I% t1 M7 _6 R6 }* _3 ]
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. 2 b: I0 N8 ?! v, D/ G6 O
2 F4 z0 e1 K. \. a# R2 Y$ Y2 w& V4 mIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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