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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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" t1 Z( z0 ]8 KTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 5 X: `# J- S6 h* f- E3 y% a
1 S9 @3 g+ A% _ e, q \If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.. y; @; f# Y ^- Y+ n) G: j/ Y
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ) q6 ~- G% E) q' L/ o: B, u) Y
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. + _* Z! Z3 K/ E/ m
. I" _; A4 M8 z+ e: W6 F! `Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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: Y6 |1 S/ ^2 s6 LWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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' k% N! u1 [* f k. d2 i* LCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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L. @5 E& \6 g. vWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. . x2 U5 c. g, U2 Z n
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. ' I0 Q( C/ `6 r! r2 I- i
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.3 ]! d) }, a Y& `7 }- Z" j
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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* ~' H M4 Q' x" j' D8 JGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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' E0 k. U& B- W' B) kReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 4 v+ p) ^) H9 \/ c
8 s$ p- a0 ]7 G. f# aIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. , M2 w9 Y8 Y7 V, Q g: P
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. + m( ]2 n( f, Y1 j6 |
5 B! a Q2 z, d9 NWalk naked to the bathroom.& F) v ]8 T- j9 I$ f7 d6 t
" t5 k/ \" m4 V* xIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. & z, \1 m0 ^2 K9 u5 v6 |; V' r. E+ H
% r T0 w( }" jLook at your manly physique in the mirror. : y f0 M7 J* B. x" j6 v; R
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 5 X: N, L7 k& N
9 Q# q& l! o% Z* h) o6 L% a$ bGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. * h- p) {( {& b5 ]4 \1 t; i
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 6 I+ M1 j% Z) I8 H$ G
+ R, ?% S* d, NWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. " T8 ^* K, h, x P) U; v
# b8 w# Y+ u! b. }" a5 S/ _+ zWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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# j& W6 p- \- t/ ]- b& j" EPartially dry off.+ `+ u5 y+ e' ^" K' q
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. $ @2 d$ b; s) M/ u" H
% r6 K8 z5 K2 r/ m9 \+ SAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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" r# ]7 G+ G- dLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 9 O- u ?9 K$ I' R3 L
% o$ ^! p. S {+ r' W% XReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 7 k& |/ L9 ~0 E+ h o
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Throw wet towel on bed. ( P$ Y$ Z& {0 f2 g) O; _
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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