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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  " f2 Y) o' @# b" S, w& d6 p

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) ~0 n  h0 y$ R- d6 u' jTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.5 k+ O5 ]- ^; }  v1 }+ p

* y, D. L7 u$ V. c. H& oWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas./ b% L5 l* u2 F8 o) `! t; f

$ A8 @/ p' I+ \  _! ?. RLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
- a. b2 p; b, d# ]" bmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.$ U( v8 D# L7 ^4 `2 |- d4 U
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. , s' h+ c" e/ A$ S3 _( n

8 d* m  n1 F2 r" oWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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' z/ b' L, Y$ o$ N: L9 kWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.3 G' M& m/ O9 Q* U* u* `1 L1 k

5 [8 L& L, T  O' Y% ECondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..! @: e3 l! v9 r5 K4 |1 j/ x' n! N
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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  M( C: d. y4 C1 e0 DWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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8 G0 }" t, A! K- x4 n" GShave armpits and  legs.
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& X6 k' U5 d# |5 K+ _$ _& JTurn off shower./ N( I( H/ d# q
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.) J" ]8 s7 J5 Q1 L
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  & a! U  F( s5 Z9 V9 c( P/ c
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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0 M7 z7 t( i3 a5 t% cReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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, Z: t" G2 `. g8 b5 I: cHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  6 a7 ?) S+ `( l7 [) J$ |9 I/ @

3 o2 Q4 V# ]+ R. u( X& QTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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3 _2 q, t- L2 YWalk  naked to the bathroom.: W  I$ o* F+ p& b, H; t
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  4 W" h1 S: S; Y- R" H
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. 6 L1 j3 K( [; c

/ U; M9 j$ l% BAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  2 |/ L, L$ j0 A& }* E4 H5 S, X4 ^
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  6 x1 I4 @  n, c. N* L4 v+ V6 _

; f/ u) z, K6 ]$ k) {5 IBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  / Q7 a" |1 y9 f% g$ k) X* P
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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' A; ?9 t4 T8 h# |Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  % E8 {  _/ R6 |- u9 j

( G1 `  D: D- I  \Pee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 3 ?# E8 p8 ?7 R! B- m2 [

' }& n! A) _+ c  ~* ^Partially  dry off.% i6 X, }2 l3 A4 W8 W9 u- \
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. * X" g7 b% P, v5 [" B( U# T

/ C& @. Y( }1 k# ^Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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! E1 r5 q/ P" ^8 BReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  6 A6 B  k1 {; n1 [' g0 |% K

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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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