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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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/ d0 m0 J: L7 `6 `. a+ `Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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$ x2 o1 q# n: N8 H4 ^: _Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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* J* s8 |# g4 h/ l" s6 a; W, xIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
8 E! ]% P; @, t4 W7 ~+ lmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 2 C; C! }% @. M5 x! s
9 [+ `7 I0 S6 ]' T5 D+ xWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 5 S }% S0 o2 z8 D. w
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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( _1 n4 N+ R2 B3 jCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..0 G1 k3 E0 }: q
8 C' Q8 U' O& Z4 _% Y3 A4 CWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. " x5 Q/ S9 U0 m# ~& @
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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" D! r( W6 ?8 T/ n" EShave armpits and legs.
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, [: z3 V! j6 W- D8 \Turn off shower.7 l0 l% K3 c: G( S8 p. O
) x8 c+ k! d+ n* HSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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. ~9 E! `( j' ~( {- x( J4 ~4 rSpray mold spots with Tilex. p; m7 w7 w7 \- f' g* y
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 5 I, k$ `% t0 A* X, N6 f3 i
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. - W. f9 a# c6 p8 F) x0 v3 I
3 v5 K" h `. y% {5 c" kReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 4 t, M2 F* I2 N( k$ [0 b
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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# L, E! ? `/ _! XWalk naked to the bathroom.8 y1 C+ ~4 M( e! z3 P) _3 ~ {
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. ! n' C1 [- N' s( l0 E4 r+ z
1 a& \" l2 |$ {9 W) J+ z* X/ _% ELook at your manly physique in the mirror. 1 [6 c! T( c. m! X0 G
! c4 p- J- ^$ H& G8 [Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. % e- g. R* j5 D |' y3 H
4 c# a4 n$ F+ w" BGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. / A- G( j0 Y$ q* D/ a! P( D
% }9 V# x" t4 C! N4 Z5 pFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. ) t( M) u1 G' o& E! x
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. ( w! h: W# l7 L3 ?4 E( _ n
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. + r {9 v% {/ l" O/ a
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, M" p2 ]: @% M1 b; M; s1 nRinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.6 p; u2 ?- S4 P, y1 B) a
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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. C* _) V' E5 U* jAdmire wiener size in mirror again. / Y" ^' S( [/ K! X8 _
, f/ h, h2 W! B0 \, wLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ' N* r0 C' B' I: q
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. ( |: @- C7 ~, a) Y; p% e% P$ M+ h
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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