HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

老杨

HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.

0 ?3 D) j1 `. o* P4 ?Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.

* Z; k) T% {( J: z) {% E4 ^Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.

. O) k2 C' j4 y0 Z1 H( @2 sWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.

' s* q, O4 a( c7 A8 j& I$ D6 x" MCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..

+ b8 R0 [: \0 y" eWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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. w; b/ O! t& r- c) ?' vWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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& r/ `0 p5 B3 e; `: mRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.

) c6 I6 _4 N) o5 STurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  

Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  

3 U" }3 F! G/ X5 G8 KIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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1 P5 j. l- ]0 x# _4 b% b" FHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  

+ V1 w4 Q0 b$ Z) U) y' dTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  

% t% ]8 P; @1 L+ y5 j9 y1 {8 n3 SWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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2 _/ D& A  P) G5 e0 ~If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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3 w% }4 u* L& i( x3 [+ jLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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* u3 z% v  c8 P# S* iGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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) M& e0 p& O9 ^! NFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

: s& a& b/ Q) N7 o& iSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  

Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  

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7 b" @+ M4 ?5 @0 URinse  off and get out of shower.

Partially  dry off.

5 U" p) s7 o- E8 @Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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  f0 b& x4 ?2 U4 a% Q) uLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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  [  }# ?  x; @. ?% r- b  ?Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.

partybreaker

Funny~

9527

啊，老杨，你是这么洗澡的吗？晕

Elaine.MYL

lmao...

Eunice.kk

冬日繁星

vivid! man and woman are always so different.