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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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! {1 V" n; z; f3 V4 i: K) @Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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5 Q0 \* `& n/ ^. f/ S+ rWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. & ^  J7 M: o9 P/ c

5 B3 y  W8 u8 C6 LIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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1 b1 X  V9 u2 l$ i- ?1 V- vWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..( y3 w6 w* ]& l8 ]# P4 Y( s
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 7 W% i& G! ]% w4 x0 I
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  4 A# {4 B0 y9 i
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Rinse conditioner off hair.7 h* H2 G) G3 H9 P: ~

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Turn off shower.1 x3 N5 n1 a  n; Q
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.! i' D, I3 l0 q/ y5 x9 U/ m

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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  ( B% P8 f% z) k( b& ?7 P# k, C
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  ' i1 s7 T* s, I0 ~3 u' I
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  8 d5 }5 `4 P: ?0 W# O3 g, H
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  . a+ e) a4 I, I. ?9 F& a: q( q- ?

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8 J3 u0 z, |) A9 y) Q8 T: Q8 oHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  2 N1 B, H6 z4 A; L; G  U( G
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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( v6 o+ [, n% k/ z# fIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  5 K2 V6 `0 f4 k# n: b

5 U. u) O; l- d6 h( Z) mGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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; [* g. q6 e/ s9 _4 H" M; D/ e! TBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  : T2 I3 D/ s" t0 i- ^+ G

- v' v0 r% |& a0 t8 V* aFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 7 [4 |6 y2 \" n7 x  _8 K# j
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  4 H; e4 |- _$ q. e) K8 X

/ z- E) Y. z5 p+ I3 j, ZWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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, ]: s5 |) V& @) aWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  # ]2 g% s2 f: b0 w
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Pee.  
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6 K2 i" [# N& @* F- x1 U7 l- RRinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.* c/ v/ y6 s0 o- `+ C

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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  ; v3 Z6 |. C% o8 ?
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  3 b, T- f4 t, J; w
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  - l7 T/ [9 D- A2 `, J& ~
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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* h% d6 o6 i! L: |# kIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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