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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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* ]9 \: F8 `2 t' b* W ?0 WTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.) f7 c9 \/ s w. C5 ]; m
, `3 f, f. }+ n bWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. % d: Y* \$ _" `+ M! N2 w# D
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.( e# }0 j7 r* N4 S
; g" ^4 J z; p, [# u1 L- |$ ^Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
$ [3 [' W' l% K# K# ]. lmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.* |- s- q1 J2 I; {) b/ i9 O4 D
5 p; Z. v) R3 E# LGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. ) t7 i* ?4 T! }; M
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.9 r5 ^. I; l3 r% n' ^- b! ]# s+ e+ g
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 4 {2 ^! S1 I' d% [% I
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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* Q: k5 A& d8 @" d) a4 oRinse conditioner off hair.8 Y% @) u: C+ m& o q. I
% _4 C- `5 J- C- b$ ~: gShave armpits and legs.# F/ o5 n" H- d/ \, d
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Turn off shower.; d- y+ ]6 x' x9 s
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.' F. X) o: a& S @
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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* z1 ~4 Y0 w' o6 C6 d+ f% TWrap hair in super absorbent towel. . [$ b1 k7 U3 V+ T! o8 U; u1 t! d3 b
1 R: ~. K* H6 ]3 RReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 8 y6 l: w9 L5 C3 D3 @" r$ m
z# n! O" V( P9 T9 w6 K4 X9 @/ P) gIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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+ ]+ w0 C% E! m" A) u( W/ ZHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: ! `; k+ b# E$ ]5 T$ s
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 3 s& I, H6 a2 G: a( ?0 g
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Walk naked to the bathroom.: |" Q% i/ D9 o/ ]- B- e
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. : I% k2 ]$ ]' c/ \3 E
( v$ N, `9 A; e( [$ e2 tLook at your manly physique in the mirror. 5 q& k# h4 B7 w' [! u j- M
0 Y; H# Y+ ^9 l9 S+ R H) Q1 WAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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& P+ c ~2 G+ u; y9 Z6 e( \Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 4 A( |4 M! |' p- [) F n) k
1 b7 j$ a i/ HBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. ! v h. b; {" N& u% x5 \
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. ' K( Z, l- P5 e) K: S
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. - f5 R4 Z5 ]/ h7 c& W
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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3 ^. y: o# I& Y9 ]9 ]Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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% {' g) p; z2 fPee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. % z+ c; f7 g3 S
! j8 O7 Y4 F4 ~Partially dry off.4 A4 P; w" V) y
2 \; T3 H, e" @( T0 X' Y+ N( Y2 eFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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/ M5 {$ J' g+ I0 E1 PLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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5 N' S7 c+ x4 @Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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B( T$ w+ Q) s. LIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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