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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.% M3 V$ s4 ?3 V
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. - `' J) O% V7 ?! D. g
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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- j$ }0 p. C8 G; l6 Z1 [3 l7 ZLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- . S& Q4 z! [2 X' [( b
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc., m7 T3 c2 o# ~4 z b
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. . I9 g$ u! y1 w. \* Y
" D6 `- n9 h6 w& }- mWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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* Y5 w8 ^; { H) uCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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" h' g: F5 F$ G& SWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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& C6 C8 X$ a5 c9 _* g) h+ X% s" NWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. H6 |6 S, W$ z5 k. `: u: c
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.& q7 J7 k9 |6 X
3 I6 r/ k% B: rTurn off shower.5 M1 [5 L D9 k) l, H. A% n& }% G
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.) b& F2 e$ m2 S4 M8 u" j( x: t8 V
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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; i7 V) m1 Q: i+ `- O) FGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. ; @9 j. b$ [$ }2 c- f2 s5 g6 h. a
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. # G% P# C; d$ S. f4 K/ Y* }' R. w
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 3 Z. z- m" r0 G1 U) U8 }! T) t- J6 o
' c; X% O6 @2 JIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. & t7 {6 O# i5 Z0 G; z- j& m
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^5 }: A2 m1 kHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: % g4 b9 r: w1 B, j. \* {
4 H0 p: K5 X: t1 A1 ZTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. ! c/ |1 D( A5 U$ x( y; {$ b
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. $ E3 O8 P" J* M% d( r8 p
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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" i2 X. Y" J3 _4 CGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 8 S, [0 \+ g* P
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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6 v8 R0 E$ K& u; vSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. , Z: w7 H5 S3 q6 ?0 J4 c+ ?. g
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. . k% W3 k$ V: @6 h$ ~7 v
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* \) B! ^3 d5 p5 \Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.
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( O q% t5 H& BFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Z# B! o F7 Y& i5 }. ]
D5 B! o" a1 ]% F* E3 [ Y1 ]Admire wiener size in mirror again. ) S0 c* v3 u) y
1 z0 ?" f! D' d+ X. MLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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9 ?( f! Y9 O3 R4 B, D/ @If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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