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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  * b# E2 I7 L2 o3 M% @
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5 c6 U7 b) V# ZTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.; x: U$ p. R/ N6 _7 b: U

' ~6 X2 T/ O9 ?$ K; H1 pWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 8 I: `* ]2 _9 P! o$ g1 L
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.3 V; T# _  C, s4 H) T' B9 X- }
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  2 M% l! F8 L1 \) n* J, |3 ?
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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% T# X# y5 Q7 d! Q/ n5 b& P+ RGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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0 Q8 _) g" m0 VWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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3 Y& R3 |( t. s# Q% @Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.$ f+ a+ M& ~/ P6 n* W6 p
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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/ f; e1 I  ?* v7 sWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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, a' W8 ?. y: }+ B- g) ORinse conditioner off hair.* X5 b% q; V0 z6 n
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Shave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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9 t) D1 t5 e1 ?1 [$ }Spray mold spots with Tilex. ; E4 ]# c1 h, z2 }

' _: T+ d& d2 Z, u  ^: h% S+ y3 s' |$ iGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  & J4 ]# a; q/ V
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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! `4 _, |. c$ |; WReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  * i4 ^1 ~0 q: x# Z# P

2 m1 a8 E! Z7 K7 a8 T) |Walk  naked to the bathroom.  i" t0 n$ S, A" t' ?( k

  m! i3 y( i) a( VIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  + A# w( G, J+ s

- b" \( v7 B& I8 Y5 c, YLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. * }  r5 r& P5 y' N& M/ ]( f: N

, _7 N- _; N" C5 }6 e% MSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  2 `  {/ `% E* w# b2 E: e
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.    n1 L  z# y% \1 b  L
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Pee.    {8 [9 ?: f% `! D' e

6 y, B& s, a( e. O, LRinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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& T: q9 k* g; z* tAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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0 V$ Z1 Y" ]+ F: g7 t7 e, PReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  + L0 m4 B) v3 R3 v& V6 m: V: W
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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8 J, q2 n% C: g9 }4 Q$ j1 D. L, y3 YIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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