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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  * Z/ O2 B! G5 w% G$ d) y, Y0 o

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.2 R5 d) ^) K+ c- z" D5 ?& r
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  . m. J. o! Z9 O/ r! E
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.; q( U# Q! I% s+ F6 I  k( S% Z
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 9 B' ^$ t* A8 I% |9 B7 F

# i6 w8 y2 f- ]3 X1 ^+ w( `Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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# v6 }7 X1 V% x* v4 U" J- i" \' lCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..% b7 W+ L( M  r) A+ s
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 9 u9 k$ b5 k% f, M

7 e8 s2 z9 o+ i5 a" I- f" OWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  * P5 N- v  o' `& e- m* p+ V) ]

0 r. J4 F4 A8 ~4 iRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.
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" x* n" D( _4 v8 e, G6 v# zTurn off shower.
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9 O4 x7 O% h* [& V) d! ~4 OSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.8 Z% V  h7 h8 @1 }" @
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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7 B/ k' M' y7 e+ N' h8 s8 ~7 DGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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: H( e, K. O7 q  I. |% uWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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+ k; \. J8 e0 O+ \1 G' i6 ^1 DReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  9 v  E/ c8 M. J2 C/ ^8 ?: i
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  ! o! h# _$ L$ o% V0 m- C( `
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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2 o/ \) r0 d0 vIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  * d& U# U" T6 A& B

7 T/ n0 X5 A+ i0 t  @1 hLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  3 p- {1 U6 s' N* _* R  q

2 @0 K/ J9 m5 T( I( M2 u- v+ Z8 fGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.    \$ k) h, _" k6 ]8 d
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 3 t4 F# {5 X8 Y! F* k

9 V3 A; I5 m( M, X" S+ ]Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 3 ]7 |: X; W. s: {9 W

$ z, K! E' |; Y0 uAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  : Z' N9 {. Y2 z, _0 T
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  * M+ t; F& t! N3 q7 k) I  L
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  " t3 m5 {4 `" L- w$ l
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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