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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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4 Q! U6 l v7 m/ D# I- BTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.7 p- |3 L/ C# Q; _( Q6 [
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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O4 y& s4 M4 w2 |7 vIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.3 r) Y3 ~3 p* z1 b
, Q8 [ y2 f3 w1 ?3 e! CLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
w8 J( U* j# Jmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.; ^5 q7 A- H; W+ p; F5 g
; e9 I7 V' g% f( u. f/ p6 @9 _Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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6 ]2 U2 C) U% {) ]% j8 C8 s+ E/ @/ LCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..' O( \5 u, r! p. j' b$ b: i
T0 Y) ^8 X1 eWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. ) u( j' u$ {1 t, d6 p
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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0 c. v* w5 ?2 G( ~& J HShave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.3 b" x: k! C. n. G
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. . x3 O1 J, ^2 x3 z& |% f1 b
1 W. E \) @. SGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. + i% |" j( q* U2 A) `
( a* a6 o6 s' s m3 p6 L8 F8 {6 sWrap hair in super absorbent towel. 1 H- q) F4 s8 ]2 P' {1 e% r5 l9 v
4 M/ C. N* _) Q- _8 RReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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+ s2 V( g8 Q0 H. w% uIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 6 {, V" z" ^% ?3 e- g7 l, m, W. B
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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0 l8 X+ Y% g+ K2 ~$ t! b6 { _Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. . y: ?: u2 ?8 [, W- t; {& Q
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Walk naked to the bathroom.. Y F) ] p# G4 x1 e9 C$ c8 X
1 p2 H6 a R7 H& a. QIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 5 X m! K) `! ?$ w" ?
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. / V$ E$ s, s' W$ l" E+ o
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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: I) V- s4 n1 ?& m3 TGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. & | i. r% T* m3 F
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. ; _9 e6 H9 l$ }, B
: v: n4 \' g; MFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. ( ^$ V# B4 w3 w6 A, P
# Q3 r3 v! T/ k7 B' lWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 0 g6 s) T# Q. g
4 H& S# I4 |! _! f3 g* H7 }1 ?/ Y( FWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. , M& u2 @3 j5 M( |9 h. P; H- A+ }# K
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Rinse off and get out of shower. 6 u! E$ j4 ^; H; q" K0 W
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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" V9 |- A0 _/ x1 n4 N0 bAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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% b& ~* T ]8 sReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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) S1 N$ U+ f9 R/ D# `, ]) mThrow wet towel on bed.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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