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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.( u5 S0 z+ O/ G6 Q

- Z  T& X( c2 O( |$ FWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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2 J, r8 ~% ]+ R0 WLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  ( d* L$ H- l9 K* a! y2 S7 f
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.0 k' X0 J3 M* }- G; b& D

6 B3 R% u% _: ~# F- qGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.   y. ~7 J& z1 \" r/ C

: h! M0 `: u. [- O& C1 C: x( IWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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* q. u* m4 X  r/ xCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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/ ^$ y2 ~: L: A/ Z, ~2 ZWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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7 ?" Y; |$ j+ o' Y, g* `8 IRinse conditioner off hair.! @& R: O2 B$ z$ d* n
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Shave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.
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' T" H8 _1 u3 {: jSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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, `% p: r5 B+ i5 }Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  : t, r+ A# m3 g. l& c% n# c
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( Z3 O- N* s; \( C4 bHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  5 x& @) m0 O  x+ ~2 D  r  r

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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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3 }, k3 B5 O5 Q! \Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. 9 |7 R# j4 S% X  v8 @. N
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  ( J5 o$ t8 l8 c5 L7 y8 `* c: i
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  ) r% Q; `  t1 Y

* k2 h  ?. d+ [4 [% UFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 2 ?$ S& c/ `* {: Q  L, c. {7 i# v

. X. H0 u! ~' GSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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: F8 J3 A8 z/ Z( x# I& T# HWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  % l" {" r0 N$ C  |5 a

1 I" e; b  H' c- q$ h8 k. rWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  : b; h3 R- z3 A/ r7 S( L

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Rinse  off and get out of shower.   R& u0 M6 E) l# Q9 H

5 @2 \$ ?( N" [# y% i% FPartially  dry off.
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; N- p9 i- ]. M; a  s( _Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. . h2 ]% B& h0 c4 s
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  : D6 q+ O0 x* a. R, u, Q

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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.   A1 V+ j9 Q; F; g8 s+ f3 {
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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