HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

老杨

HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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" z# h/ H- \- T. CWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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4 A# r: s8 e6 hWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.

0 I, y3 v1 F7 s2 XCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  

Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.

Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.

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. I& U# }! p/ MGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  

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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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* o' ]) d# q+ P+ y- {  l6 J8 ?If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  


HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  

Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  

Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  

3 e& T: f' A# y, ?Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  

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' L9 o# t( B# o  |% B0 E- kFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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# [4 L1 M* c  H+ _( I( YWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  

Pee.  
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5 N3 R  D# l8 H4 O4 `7 x0 ORinse  off and get out of shower.
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" N3 ]8 W, w2 v, h, S) k3 zPartially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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0 C' }5 |1 X0 f) \Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  

Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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: ]( {; f6 U3 N+ t7 XReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  

Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.

partybreaker

Funny~

9527

啊，老杨，你是这么洗澡的吗？晕

Elaine.MYL

lmao...

Eunice.kk

冬日繁星

vivid! man and woman are always so different.