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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  ) |7 Y# x+ n/ f& W" {1 D) g

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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, o5 H- D4 Q; K; q( Z5 xWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. ' r" A6 O% F8 |# z: N' C& d3 h4 m
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  8 b. |1 Q' Z6 ]: J$ X! C4 c
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.% |9 U/ |& Q8 i; N) @

8 G/ \  s: c4 xGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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- F! [/ ?" o' PWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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! F( X9 v) v" }4 eCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..& E* |. |: l  R/ Y/ o. H3 h

+ x7 U0 I) D  l" m- {, bWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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# I: o7 s3 p7 y; r: V, u  k- CWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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) K  B6 @. F$ V9 ?Rinse conditioner off hair.
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" d7 L' ~1 i0 iShave armpits and  legs./ {( y$ V/ X: z+ M+ q8 |

; y& @" |; C; l9 J0 A' C6 gTurn off shower.
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/ {) b5 K2 P, PSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower./ a, n" C8 T$ S. Q: ]* w( F+ A. e
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  . R6 M$ R. Y4 Z; C1 f

7 o1 [/ T+ Z# u% c& C; y; ~Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  % X* m/ L8 X! O" \

1 b4 A& M9 B& F5 ^6 L; t$ jIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  " Z$ P/ w* u) b1 d, R2 W; y
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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$ n; d2 `6 A3 T5 c+ nWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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& |/ U$ C: M# \/ i  N8 XIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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# O" m( x* f) @' mLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  4 h+ u4 a; j% f/ P1 S% m
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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8 P$ P/ d# U4 L' [3 B, Z; aFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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4 H' k/ i# m5 E8 ?/ E( ~Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  + f8 I1 P5 _9 a8 k) e0 v6 H

3 k2 \, `5 ]3 ^2 y8 l3 PWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  3 D8 ^6 P" _3 \  P& ?
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 5 C4 o; e" e6 z, ^" a1 ~& L

3 _5 o' w% o; K5 h( F# p2 P  D$ L1 ]Partially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 5 b4 h+ g0 F! l

  {$ \3 s& s  J( t7 u* xAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  3 F0 L! J+ D: k4 G' {8 E5 ~
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  0 }) B6 x4 G$ r
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  5 B5 d4 S, ^, I3 d
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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2 |0 j2 q' X) M* d1 hIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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