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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.! J. E& Y+ Y; o3 U2 r
9 l5 `9 P# N; C* d% C& e% FWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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* L: Q! C$ c6 s" {5 YIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.! Y0 ^5 U9 w9 s# V& o! N
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
$ k4 f( B" Z) r3 Lmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.) S) |) n5 i' U) z$ I0 }0 v6 _
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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+ H b; A, C7 O7 K3 }Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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" |2 F" [) {/ [9 n: C& SCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..& }$ R8 T7 [. q: c4 y1 `
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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) j* I6 h! S5 @9 V, nWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 0 O: q! M: Q* i
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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) H: a/ |, ~) g) r; K0 W2 s s; CShave armpits and legs.# L z5 g% D* r6 Q+ l7 g5 T; q% {7 W
0 q3 f8 N* d8 d0 a) o+ GTurn off shower.
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7 ? F* v9 O) Y: Y$ `Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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9 @- l9 R0 q* H8 v6 SSpray mold spots with Tilex. / c w) b! y0 ^ g& D9 M% w0 M5 v
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. g- l3 Y; [$ g3 X' f2 K
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. ; s' i& z# V) X8 ]2 n
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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3 A- {. m' C8 f( Q0 |HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 5 H- A7 A! `' ?( E, k; ~( D( f
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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; E, H5 d" ?4 P1 l9 Y% vGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 8 R3 [# e( R9 X4 ?0 [5 C5 U k
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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! h" t3 |, W- k( h- N+ YFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. & h& E* C {& n' S2 i/ u
# {- E* l/ G% q7 _2 e% W7 OWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. - v; A; L x6 y: O: j( H/ z% x& B
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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. r0 \* z, B; y* @9 w8 c! qPartially dry off.7 r) {2 w9 C0 I
0 ?5 j8 x. x! u; i% O9 u" LFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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5 g! v0 I3 z% d2 T- _% n7 WAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. " m! L% q- H- @2 w$ j! W8 M
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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