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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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6 ~2 ~! b! l. n4 ^) n2 e# y5 UTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.; X4 q5 `% b( D6 z
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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0 f( @$ K7 _. I$ B+ N! Y7 j( y# fIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.- {/ C" g3 R6 A
d1 Y: d; G% S/ J( p( PLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
: g/ P+ i( c% [9 Lmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.( U- T# P; Q5 V+ S [
" I8 L0 p& \- q7 m/ wGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. ! t' l% `9 Z7 q% e0 p' L2 i
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 2 s% ~+ l2 v( r" @1 n2 y9 T8 g
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.3 m, H) ]) e j, c$ {
% M9 b4 |+ _( u( `1 X! c- tCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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, j' ]: A) n. d! t- ~7 RWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. / { G) [ I) R
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.7 g. N# f6 x( ^+ _) B
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Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.: L: u4 O: f; W$ y
9 a; m) Z5 \/ ~# ^! ]9 ASqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower., \6 x: ~6 y/ T' M% S, z% G: s7 I
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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( ?3 m4 \6 P) [, x3 OGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 1 P$ {. p' K- e8 I
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. ' [' |3 H5 Y# F; k& O0 G! k
. z0 J. E. ~* r/ f: fReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 5 P3 n2 X' L8 U, R# a) G
5 O8 x1 A, `6 _" o, IIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. ! F8 f$ x$ Q0 }0 k8 M' l0 i. ^4 n
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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; \2 v& z$ p- {" X5 K% W" [Walk naked to the bathroom.! \: T/ b; j+ F" E: A1 `
! a) F9 @( F$ x/ R: mIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 0 j/ b7 V' Y* l" b7 N6 t
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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% I5 z7 G/ q. b( V7 tAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. ! @4 e6 i1 B. T
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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; c% G0 \& d1 }+ q# G0 aFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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2 [) }$ n2 }# C% S& g. w2 oSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. + h8 m8 L- K/ N6 r
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. 3 n5 N( T) D& X( v; q
+ F; |8 L% } L4 @# wPartially dry off.
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& s3 L' ~1 A! ~) h# aFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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/ u9 U3 w4 ]' }* F2 eAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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: m- ~* j" B2 K& fLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 7 _2 T L8 ?* ]( f( D. }
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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