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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  ; G% `6 _6 Y; c, }

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.1 z- Y0 v" z) u" c

' b9 w2 E% \! r& C% lWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. / X. V6 ]3 Z: }3 O0 J

8 C. j1 x  s; M2 xIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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! d3 B9 G+ v; x, \Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  * k) S; A' R* A6 c# V
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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2 u8 a% X6 J$ \8 s4 X. g# O* ?8 O$ MGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. + r4 ]. h' }/ ]0 I3 _6 g$ v3 H; A

) b1 x+ y8 b* f( F, j% cWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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: Q0 K7 `4 E/ E9 W/ G6 OCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..8 u' J" g6 u, N& x1 `
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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4 O0 q) P& {$ N' I1 T8 {( _; lWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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' I; o. I- w/ m" B. I. pRinse conditioner off hair.
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( s# k. [! o" a! G# @0 }Shave armpits and  legs.. X2 x9 A$ V) h  p

2 p! \- G7 e" H, E- w0 _" H$ C. Q! WTurn off shower.
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8 g6 H% r) O0 E: a# i+ c7 A8 PSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. - Y& c  h" i' w1 c5 U5 v; [

3 ]5 @# S3 ]: Q7 d, W4 v3 vGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  $ }: ?0 B" R2 I5 @, _# n
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  - \- y9 x$ C+ a) J* x, J# D+ C
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.    _$ E8 W) w, P! W# U

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2 P: o' ~: Q( nHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  8 w; V, V: ]0 G
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. ( X2 f: A* b* h# Q9 i

% C* e9 s; W/ d% v9 M9 B& }- nAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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% p- |8 k- O8 eBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  8 x7 Z3 ?) t1 Q- A6 @& P

- w* q( |0 ~- B2 w% i0 |Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  9 v# o) _% A. o/ Y' F. i

( `  U5 l* C8 N/ a! \. fWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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( w3 @) G+ }7 \Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  6 t! y, L2 j1 Q6 I

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2 p' a; V7 Y7 h+ u$ jRinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.( [: j( {. l1 j7 m, I2 d8 K

0 ^+ A, \; @+ V/ T' [1 iFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. ( E1 d. w$ f% s; i
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  * @5 w3 N6 D* g
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  1 y* ~5 M9 a- h& @) }& \% ]+ t" }

9 R4 s- V+ @0 w8 y2 y8 L+ FReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  * B. ~- Y- K& R6 `7 N0 Z( x
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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