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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.8 x& p+ h5 J8 g, Y' u; m

) d' M0 @- _- \  ~1 ?0 WWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 4 [+ @: u, c" a* \, S& D2 T# p: Y
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.  G" V  E" v- {0 E
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  ! |3 i, c/ K4 m! A! e$ z/ N1 M; O
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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# h" C7 W7 r$ S3 O9 AWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 5 M1 h" h7 V# @
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean., D6 V( S3 q' {3 n+ s( q3 Q" h
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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" ^; G- c) s3 K% }+ TWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. / l5 n2 }0 R$ T8 r! T, L. f3 w3 K
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  ; N2 V1 g8 ]+ J% Q
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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6 {. G8 F% s# D; l! l3 F( zShave armpits and  legs.
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  y* L/ x: C4 q' I# L: X" v1 \Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  - @2 R: m- [( R4 J1 X2 o$ R1 A
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  9 {, j* G: v$ f" S

" f* \1 e; e- @6 IReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  5 J+ q, I% t& d! f; C

6 `% W, m- G2 m" K5 _  N- Q. wIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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: g8 q( x3 T5 D, H* qHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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* w' _0 P/ U' V5 XTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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" W7 w- S" Z9 x" j9 S  l9 LWalk  naked to the bathroom.3 h/ |  E9 H' m, ?$ {  s- Y7 J7 T
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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4 L, ^# o# T) P+ }. lAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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9 }" r8 e& p  Y% d/ ~Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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5 X! U5 @+ y# {Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  0 E$ T. b+ I3 ]7 Y

) s, M3 ?. p1 `  O0 c9 }0 hFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 2 a, O0 f3 b& x+ i/ D( |
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  - j* v4 q9 _& H7 n- a. E
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. / M2 w; K5 m2 X1 \- H$ J1 z. @* X

2 {# C) }# U# w3 ?Partially  dry off.0 j* H9 L# x" i) `
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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5 [2 t( w3 z2 V6 A$ r. ^+ @- f% _Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  9 |- Y% |  G7 d# u3 O* z9 |

) {( N3 Y: ]1 j* e  v/ S9 KThrow  wet towel on bed. ' ^/ y  _) K% [% a$ l
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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