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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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( \! Z" F- Y4 x6 X/ T$ w! H0 b6 \4 lWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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4 p+ K4 h2 I1 n; `0 v$ D+ rIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.7 L' ]0 C" j- M5 }/ h+ n
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  % G5 `" D; ^' ?( ~7 |" r
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.3 a* S% |& Y* m6 |

* `, Y4 a9 i6 h" ?9 h9 v: J: AGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. & L* g7 Y: W! @* E

# f9 z5 Y* s6 p' M& |Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. : _' Q, a+ _  U$ B  q/ T0 ~+ y

0 K+ ]+ o- V+ s3 N8 S$ VWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced... n6 H& ]% p6 P6 G/ u0 d" X0 F

' J4 k4 p+ t8 r5 AWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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/ ]5 h  H  F# @1 {2 PRinse conditioner off hair.
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7 z: b& G. c$ c, ?& Z# N- C4 y+ VShave armpits and  legs.; o2 S) L# c: z3 ?- N
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.2 l& z3 ?& d; n+ {

$ {7 Y, V6 o1 [, m+ ?. n" ISpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  " x' r" u$ @: u0 j0 p
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  & f; N2 d, g: S, U/ {3 L
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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3 H$ N9 L" _! ^+ \/ _; X. ~$ R% |Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  4 X! S9 H* F& Y: R* c5 [
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  ! N6 v4 C+ O; B1 [, |9 b: r

  V' W8 G1 \- A  m1 Z& i$ E3 F6 }Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  / M3 G/ \: c1 c8 w% M! H' F) \

7 e2 I5 e% c) _, DBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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, o. ?- n8 O# kFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. " y. J- J' I! R; B& l
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  7 F+ W7 l; w% N
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  8 @% a& x' M( q4 X: ?& d$ b
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 8 E; N! M4 i1 J
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Partially  dry off.# p# l( Z- G: G8 T' f! I7 P
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  1 h  s: }$ [4 y. P

! @2 P7 E" o2 e1 k( V! P( hLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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$ F' E% [: _/ K  FIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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