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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.$ F/ p$ i7 r- c d
, |; S" _( t8 x2 ^7 i$ ?Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 5 t. W/ q/ Y, Q* _. D
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.6 F& D4 _! l) K' r) k
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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' T( i( r0 E( D, C& ?: M NWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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u; J; y, p& ]# Q- eWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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. x. c: i% [3 _* y1 x. t o: C2 VCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. : n9 x, S' q2 Q+ P: k N9 c f( k: S
3 O0 Z. F$ _! f! L W# q2 Z8 rRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.! g, V( |( y! |& e8 B+ w0 e1 a
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Turn off shower.0 z2 n4 I$ r. C
2 X2 ]5 _- K! tSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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) U7 I4 P3 }0 }" x5 {% rSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. ) }7 L0 D# s! \! H( y% g9 C3 h
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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$ f/ |1 X# E3 q6 W) `Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. $ h- H& l: T% }1 G- j' C
! H3 O% A4 L2 P$ l. b. tIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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+ ?/ q# }0 |: w3 DWalk naked to the bathroom.
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2 A. k- S, X8 z- UIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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9 h% `- I0 N9 n9 o F: QLook at your manly physique in the mirror. * y/ t- Z0 }# k0 M' |' u( Z; T1 l
m+ l0 {2 h; ~+ D% R R# QAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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$ d5 b7 ]; ~9 x0 Q, S0 Z2 |Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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7 Y' e, D6 ~+ n1 l! |' ZBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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% s1 W8 y; c0 G! b% P! {Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 3 D: A2 S% P% b+ z) h
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 7 F0 z3 V/ C( i% b( H1 S, ]3 C
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. ; J( n' _8 w" p
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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* w8 \: [5 Z. I2 iPartially dry off.% y/ |, S6 _* }
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 8 ~" V }0 C* z
" _8 z( H# p; S, CAdmire wiener size in mirror again. ) q! N& ]! M" c" p) {" d
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 9 k5 r5 H5 ]) h3 p+ S4 O
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 1 T& X/ b- F- h( k& ?
; m# b* ^5 T1 X! d/ ~- k8 vThrow wet towel on bed. ' a4 m% u% f2 o! `. j
; l) v8 @8 {7 Z* i5 @- XIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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