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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  1 E% h1 r% F$ j2 d, m
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- a  q$ I; [$ c& }- xTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.( E: b4 p. D2 P6 B5 g

& ?4 J4 r$ @" x. }$ I7 \8 d, n' dWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. - E; h9 T; s0 W& w1 a5 `
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.  Y  E1 _) J2 o9 n

% u; R- j2 L1 g7 w" `( ~5 wLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  8 \, r" u/ e2 v; S
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.; |8 R/ `0 D( b0 g0 ?2 A1 s

7 r' w7 v. w' D4 pGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. - H$ N, w3 U0 |/ h# z9 h
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. * e( U% I; K1 e& S
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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- D5 R* b' ]5 q0 s! ECondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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4 V8 F$ ~3 Y! A( v" Z7 RWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ' _0 S! Y- T* @$ P7 ^7 J
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  5 T! K: _! j! [( z, b3 Y# O
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Rinse conditioner off hair./ f7 C! Q! J0 G# I% @9 x& n( P

& \. `+ X2 Y7 b. |* _$ qShave armpits and  legs.( E  M' s$ r: @2 [2 V
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.  v2 O5 h9 }( L& y0 {* t

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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  # L6 d/ [: T$ ~1 b% P

, T8 D' {8 r( j; M- }Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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4 m/ x& e/ [! H: H1 V3 c  ^Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  - s8 ^6 N( G, ~, h7 Y3 c' E2 C7 }
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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* C- Y- o1 b- C+ Z5 }: sHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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: U) O8 j2 h; q, n  B( K+ mTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  4 s; O, V. ^4 s
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.6 Z. [+ l2 F0 u! N4 g& R

/ I( R4 w6 f, q+ U2 w# w+ x' r+ sIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  3 c+ N) u$ u+ z3 u4 g, z/ B
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  9 y! V7 D3 @4 e

' K0 w1 b+ \- ]8 U1 [Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  * b% k/ ?$ r( b# z5 X

( l* J, b1 x8 l, M7 u% Y' |. EBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  ; L3 A2 W. E& e* A8 m/ m5 s; C
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  ( @% u* T. @# _
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  1 @$ `+ B; O) h% t
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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3 I7 `, T: H, F: B$ gPee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. ) N; ]. G5 |" O8 a2 \4 B* H
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Partially  dry off.! E2 x+ i! R5 ^/ a

2 b' _! Z: f9 w4 {; t8 r( bFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 0 v8 P. M: [$ [( G- k
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  4 }+ r. W# X- G& Y  n# u/ S
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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