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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  8 M  q* z* |( |' s  b: q0 z% u
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.9 G0 ?4 {; C0 |6 I, c9 z9 Z
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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/ ?' a; K! _! s( \4 f! C) [Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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  r2 @+ @5 O! W( PWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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* x7 d8 v' b, r0 k" x; ?. y" DRinse conditioner off hair.# n" R; R  J" t* c9 c" U/ }: e; W6 e
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Shave armpits and  legs.+ @9 k9 O6 |/ u3 p$ a
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. ( |" X/ }2 C- `( x5 K+ _1 Z
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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) Y4 j2 u2 s' ?Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  : G1 T* A! w: V0 s3 U' P

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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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" J3 Q4 t( I* G! ?If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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4 u4 f- p. T5 }! C& K6 i( Z) E* BLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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: O; ?$ ^7 Y7 O* u# h& VAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  1 @; h4 O# k+ v7 U4 V

! Q/ _! E* A& T3 vGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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$ }% \2 [1 |* D- o; {) ?Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  / F9 r  @& ?$ L% E2 P* a1 T2 x
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. % y9 f: r/ X& a
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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8 p* Y# Q( W3 E# {! E1 e7 |; JPartially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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9 j, G; i/ q" d; G+ z% A4 oAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  % ~% C- a6 Y: Z
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/ i1 X& g8 k; q0 C& T* B) oIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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