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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  1 E- N& x2 X. U+ J$ h9 Y5 b
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  b3 y6 a( s- R$ x, ?$ |Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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/ P% Q; Y% z0 K8 E) L( O2 YWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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( r0 o3 ]2 `0 ?) C+ _4 c' ULook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  ! }" \* `: u5 W9 ]  }# E
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.( R. h) e2 q9 }! T! I0 n4 d
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. & j& k: G6 O- {# E
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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2 e# [. f+ v% U  P; SWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  + X2 K8 ?, y  @4 P( H5 I

2 B9 X1 ]% Q" k7 x; C6 ~Rinse conditioner off hair.5 k. Z/ U6 q! R$ E3 L. u4 |
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Shave armpits and  legs.
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& q( _+ O  N7 @8 mSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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3 K3 j3 Q5 ~$ c* K5 zSpray mold spots with Tilex. * v5 a) o8 a) @9 |/ W: u

, ~, `) M+ R2 DGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  , Z4 d! j% b( ~+ i& t9 A

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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  : B  _0 ?: H3 C# n
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  & i7 m; ?# [9 w, ~. a$ G

7 _  x) O1 n" N, V# MTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  0 k( {5 T9 `/ n
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.8 m4 {6 l* D- Q4 C# X$ y, e

7 |. u4 r9 C! H: G2 a) n1 d+ @If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  " r" L, G& g' ?- v/ ~0 t0 s
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. 2 u3 H+ [$ U- b! k8 \3 z& \

* i8 u/ U  ^: qAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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: h, u% V# x# e& ^Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  : Z( q# J2 v. g; s. ~
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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* b# c$ _) |4 O6 e/ V, MFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.   c4 j' z) S9 a2 j6 C

' G/ F. l  M2 V: S" s( |3 C* C' cSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  8 {# ^% I7 q/ `2 U* P- M

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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 3 P( M8 a! x  X

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- D+ r1 e$ m) R) w$ a3 |Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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. o5 Z3 Z+ |1 b) U; J' `4 s$ MAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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0 J# f% e1 g/ ~$ CLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  1 u7 t9 y0 j% x/ h# r7 _: U: g% O
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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