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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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) O: \4 V' m6 [/ e# p# ]Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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* z) t- P, F- g% P' J7 d6 oIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.7 P; ~( o6 i/ {) s
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 4 W7 o* j5 K7 T" S; H3 Z
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.6 v R1 @& e7 t5 j: `" v$ G9 o8 g
! T$ g+ s( |: g7 h" n6 B o$ Y kGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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) z3 D0 q9 J& M4 d) @Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 8 |, X( e3 ^) f5 D+ _
. m B C# V% GWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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. n/ K8 S6 L4 i6 \$ V; s) bCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..5 ` K1 q9 E; `' x2 H8 [# Z
5 ~) T, w" D) t. O( S- Z. j* yWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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; \9 l4 K8 t( Q/ U- H0 uWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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9 `, \2 F, H H8 a7 c4 V& `3 l0 G: lRinse conditioner off hair.
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4 w* u, H6 |: E5 j; s' @Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.
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* {. c* g, c" F* ?Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.0 \& y/ m7 W/ L
! j" \' a" T/ U3 D1 o( ?Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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9 W" U: B. Q4 q" h" N5 PGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. % _& X0 r1 z1 p
& J6 B2 s8 d! hWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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4 U0 F$ p7 ^& z( N8 l) hIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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; Q b2 J' }" R: _2 OHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: # L# D& s; W! t3 X L
4 a% ~4 o/ J U' l8 LTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. . W7 i& [+ f; H3 r b) F
! E8 {; Q" w( qWalk naked to the bathroom.& Z# X) w0 t" |6 L7 Q" q
4 K( e' t. K4 {: gIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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- e4 t0 ~( q' p: U1 q/ O* u+ g) FLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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0 o) k( U0 b/ J6 _6 \4 H% Q" L1 A. ?Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. # ^. W: t9 J' G. {! _% h! Y
6 g/ T; E4 Q9 j7 c* r, o& m7 ABlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. % y" A( U# t; C0 X4 I1 D& l7 n
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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- E: n% K: _$ K" F- oSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. - O9 ]3 w4 r) l0 o/ d6 D
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. - \& V- H' [9 \8 n
" V- e) a1 w& L( v( C" fPee.
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9 C& y* Y' H$ t" t2 qRinse off and get out of shower.
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2 g: L a, D2 e* b/ q7 _Partially dry off.
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9 Y$ }! N7 k+ q2 R$ ~1 WFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 5 |0 B J/ H6 j& B
N/ e% s, ^& v* Q0 wAdmire wiener size in mirror again. 4 B9 ^& f" J( W
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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7 R/ j3 Y$ }- b' @6 LIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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