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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. ( {6 v8 |& K* m

) l' Z+ a  _+ @; gIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.% i- [4 H2 Y2 \0 u# Z6 V

" N" x+ L/ B1 x) rLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
8 C8 O! X- L. T4 h1 Qmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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5 I. ~$ F  D. m" A, C9 P* O( bGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 2 N3 L/ ^) {: n

8 r3 j. e1 l5 v  V% v2 G( d7 wWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.* X0 o5 Y: w9 z+ X4 M$ U/ X- ]6 ^4 Q

1 E! T2 \0 E/ y, Z  O* V* V4 y, qCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..# F8 N% O/ n. E0 C4 f
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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0 A+ h! {. Y9 }& @( XWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  : s2 D" X' ^6 z, c1 }4 e3 b

+ d. Q+ o( S  F+ z0 X! eRinse conditioner off hair.
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0 d5 K% j4 J# I% T% j/ [. lShave armpits and  legs.! w3 B' N' l4 [3 Z/ i3 P

' ~9 y, J0 _, N4 aTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.. @$ t; _+ d& J- D1 d" w& @5 y( v
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. ; K( U+ ~7 k1 }' p" c( D
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  8 c3 h  o0 ]6 U1 i" x/ X! |

; U, D: a* Z" c/ ?" |Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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; x1 ]6 S8 Z& T/ @2 q' x" \Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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# F4 Z" m4 ], q' C/ Z8 ]Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. ; k7 W) \7 ^, ~5 Y, K$ v

9 X. W( s; |% q  H4 p9 \/ l) MAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  + g' h( G. E  B$ z- d
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  3 F9 C1 K7 r8 i* M( ~7 V7 t
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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; q6 R+ \$ P  |$ z, u, |3 L/ kSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  # A1 b' y( {$ w9 o
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 2 s5 t. {. K5 {  u

" o% L4 x: L% k3 [4 M# Q2 CPartially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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; x3 N* Y9 D3 KAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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' j# `" l0 j2 A4 aLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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