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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  6 j2 Q& k+ L/ p8 I# N
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( M0 S1 L# ?, E! ^0 n' |# jTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 4 ^2 I/ t/ V3 n! U% s& V

* f5 e3 t  k1 P/ S! Z- s4 jIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  6 T" ?# e! ~+ z- I
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.6 X. X' R6 w, h0 L9 T$ |

4 x& n" Q3 N* \Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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5 h) x, ], S8 HWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ; n& o) s3 l+ n3 C

' c  i! R* c5 X0 sWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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, k: c$ \4 P) FCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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! g0 |2 I. x  ^Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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# ]+ z8 ~0 C& K- mWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  " _  r3 M/ \, _* _- e
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Rinse conditioner off hair.' P+ h5 @$ u0 J  h0 I4 u

0 k2 r. _0 J# h; D# j  `( RShave armpits and  legs.
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4 T% @2 O7 s+ m! R, f% G( |Turn off shower.: n5 v& p7 t8 V, l

: T+ O: Y8 f" b4 D6 oSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.: m5 X$ G4 r9 m7 v

; v7 D/ Z0 K) N/ xSpray mold spots with Tilex. # c! w/ _" P3 p* G  b

4 i0 `7 _- @$ f% E3 H( j& dGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  2 s  f7 j% s! C9 u2 @0 y
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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# Z5 T/ m/ `' d2 j- gIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  & h9 H8 g0 p8 G- t4 n! Q
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.; T  I* g6 Y- M5 ]$ T; E/ ~
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.    D# ]- l7 p' {% t% u4 p1 H

# S/ N# o! P; \8 C: r1 P% N" I- GLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. , f" [9 Y0 O- @5 {; Q
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  ( Z( ^  v. F; A  N8 D) M! Z2 F

; _2 \& y8 {* j! A7 ?# a2 O- w, H* IBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  6 G! W9 |$ `4 Z0 F9 f5 F( h. Q& l6 j

) F( Z  p. z* d- j4 bFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 9 ~- @; J1 F; f$ D2 y, x5 U

; J0 a" o, L8 y- b" O6 k- FSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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% |+ k9 s1 C+ AWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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7 C- H7 I! g9 h" X* zWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. * |# r% j; q7 z/ W( C& S

2 N6 I' t$ ?3 L- t" T1 c1 b( IPartially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. , Q/ @5 {- i, L# c0 G; u
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  ( W+ Z! x# I$ s" I$ K+ W

" q$ {( i' L6 ^; zLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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) ~6 [2 C( i& d: J! oReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  3 A" E! e3 J# p: [% r6 w

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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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