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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : " f2 Y) o' @# b" S, w& d6 p
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) ~0 n h0 y$ R- d6 u' jTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.5 k+ O5 ]- ^; } v1 }+ p
* y, D. L7 u$ V. c. H& oWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas./ b% L5 l* u2 F8 o) `! t; f
$ A8 @/ p' I+ \ _! ?. RLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
- a. b2 p; b, d# ]" bmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.$ U( v8 D# L7 ^4 `2 |- d4 U
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. , s' h+ c" e/ A$ S3 _( n
8 d* m n1 F2 r" oWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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' z/ b' L, Y$ o$ N: L9 kWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.3 G' M& m/ O9 Q* U* u* `1 L1 k
5 [8 L& L, T O' Y% ECondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..! @: e3 l! v9 r5 K4 |1 j/ x' n! N
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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M( C: d. y4 C1 e0 DWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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8 G0 }" t, A! K- x4 n" GShave armpits and legs.
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& X6 k' U5 d# |5 K+ _$ _& JTurn off shower./ N( I( H/ d# q
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.) J" ]8 s7 J5 Q1 L
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. & a! U F( s5 Z9 V9 c( P/ c
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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0 M7 z7 t( i3 a5 t% cReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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, Z: t" G2 `. g8 b5 I: cHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 6 a7 ?) S+ `( l7 [) J$ |9 I/ @
3 o2 Q4 V# ]+ R. u( X& QTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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3 _2 q, t- L2 YWalk naked to the bathroom.: W I$ o* F+ p& b, H; t
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 4 W" h1 S: S; Y- R" H
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 6 L1 j3 K( [; c
/ U; M9 j$ l% BAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 2 |/ L, L$ j0 A& }* E4 H5 S, X4 ^
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 6 x1 I4 @ n, c. N* L4 v+ V6 _
; f/ u) z, K6 ]$ k) {5 IBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. / Q7 a" |1 y9 f% g$ k) X* P
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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' A; ?9 t4 T8 h# |Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. % E8 { _/ R6 |- u9 j
( G1 ` D: D- I \Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. 3 ?# E8 p8 ?7 R! B- m2 [
' }& n! A) _+ c ~* ^Partially dry off.% i6 X, }2 l3 A4 W8 W9 u- \
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. * X" g7 b% P, v5 [" B( U# T
/ C& @. Y( }1 k# ^Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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! E1 r5 q/ P" ^8 BReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 6 A6 B k1 {; n1 [' g0 |% K
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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