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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.- N, }- l( P$ Z+ |$ s" U
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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  `$ O. z; Y1 r: M) kLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  ; m( y3 W0 r* n! U8 j& t
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.& P2 k2 Y- a6 v4 h6 ]/ I

3 [( L5 h$ B( D3 u7 g+ t- DGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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7 M1 C! h. k( C" [0 zWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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/ k2 H( M2 v6 O$ h8 [Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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1 `$ c+ u* b6 P! TShave armpits and  legs.
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& |) @" O9 ~% z0 Z3 B. WTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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# v7 w( g% S, m! o( q6 R' T8 tGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  " W, Y6 [$ t1 B% N. ]1 c

7 k3 o0 O7 k& v% a5 P( ?4 RWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  * d$ S; l  i% [" v, D1 e
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  5 @2 h' d, f8 r, \; `9 B5 t1 ?
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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3 a, {, E, Y, d5 N5 Z* K; j2 G- [Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  ' f! }( B) i- E# W( X  B4 u
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  0 j# H' S; j" U( T- i
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  6 W+ v5 L/ D. N$ F+ f7 e6 N! |7 t
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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- m6 h3 g& l1 d) pBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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2 V. k3 V  G. o/ Z9 w1 B4 @( JFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. - q: c6 A$ _1 N5 F4 z1 ~& F/ a

. O, x; a/ V( wSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  2 Z: P$ r$ k$ M7 G7 R

1 M- ?$ u$ H! z" ~4 i- @Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  - }  R, G& i2 z$ w3 D! {

( O- Z( m$ J0 }9 y. r9 U* XWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. $ f, [3 d% A0 p1 w; g7 ^
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Partially  dry off.
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3 p. s3 [) y1 S, C- D4 CFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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" K9 R2 \( v: P; z3 _9 s$ @* t- rLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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2 B! S6 N: ]) c0 }2 MReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  9 ]! \: O: a+ ~8 H6 @8 [
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# L7 \! I& q, u1 z2 C8 kIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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