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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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, d( r8 a. F. p' q* xTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.! S2 y- z. U& ]" }- B2 A8 Z P' y
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas., v- S( e& H. d9 ~( y
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- - a% Q* U' i' [, J0 ~: d+ X
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.2 J1 i! N* O( h2 X3 i2 o$ {- e
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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S1 z/ g8 p! bWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ( m+ n4 f1 F+ l
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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5 S" o' c5 k3 iCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ( M" F! E0 G& h
( n4 a- P# ]& V/ F9 J8 P0 vWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.. K; Z" \, t7 k
& ?! e' C, Z& Y# M! |% R mShave armpits and legs. K- ^( h1 b1 s4 o
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Turn off shower.' R0 x# W# }; o
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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, O- A2 c9 @* `% pSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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" p) M8 e# o. rGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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$ A' ]1 }/ z$ KWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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; b3 t w; m$ I. m5 T4 ]5 VIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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- ^& o2 I# D5 O- ?% h5 o% vHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: $ y6 B' e0 ^+ y9 J- {, |' E5 |
1 L+ K& |* l$ ]' Z* F& a {# {$ ~Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. * ^* f2 r2 T; Z# i6 R
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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2 a" X. u y! e( T/ g+ yIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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q& T1 y7 D {: x6 ]& C' ^Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 5 o5 G# h* h/ }% Q" ^7 k! E' I
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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7 r7 w( g7 Q- O6 lFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Q% E9 |3 X R/ s+ s1 w0 h- d
9 e) u" r* i. E$ Z. P* wSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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; H* L; @6 t6 f1 v5 F, P+ ZWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee.
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8 c+ P+ C3 O2 S! @/ JRinse off and get out of shower. + N8 t, N9 \. G
: x* m" z0 Y; O4 k/ B, Y& GPartially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 5 f9 K, V$ B% v, w; w5 c/ M
3 M& S: M5 l( m+ } J5 UAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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9 r. {1 _( C5 [& h4 bLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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& b( r1 Z" t2 w$ @5 A+ \Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 2 G; y6 ]; o5 i; G# j) Y
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) U5 a \* F9 i2 SIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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