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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  % U& @" \  u4 F& k
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 8 `) s* h0 T6 f

$ G2 Z/ R) U- ~( dIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.$ B& r/ A) g4 y+ ?# ~1 Q/ z

8 H2 Q4 `/ g* @! f/ BLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  , K9 _0 I" Q% C8 S1 Y
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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  H  C; e5 b% }  mGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean., s5 k6 J- s: p0 Q# Q: g1 ~( Q  _

; c/ f% N1 q! f, H* gCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. " t/ j% N2 C+ k3 o
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  $ q4 k$ D# p5 t: |- E% k8 [$ w
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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# T+ O& G0 Y2 w, uShave armpits and  legs.! M8 f3 V9 Z: Y! ~8 }

8 m/ H3 c$ t1 I2 G: o1 I3 `& aTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.5 q6 k( {. M3 F0 j  Y8 k1 C. S! ~

6 G- ], n7 Y2 t! ?- d% J& [* tSpray mold spots with Tilex. % A' Z4 F0 p( F0 h  p: k3 b

: b! I2 ]$ g4 B/ {/ r1 uGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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2 i) [6 g! y! k3 {2 ?Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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6 x' k9 ]2 J4 }1 VIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  4 M$ D# H2 Z# u0 p+ u
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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9 y- r9 D! E" u) k. ~( Q9 p0 QWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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. x8 G9 z5 U/ v4 f  B( @Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. . ^1 Z! l3 P& {5 {* N
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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6 c5 D, C; \9 \Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. " B2 W. u4 P3 _$ F
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. ; n+ F& V# O! q6 h

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1 S1 G1 ^! Z9 ]& q% lFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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+ U' B, d9 B/ g6 ^6 @/ ?% N; ]Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  7 N2 l, M5 H* q# h5 Q0 f6 R

  B/ X( B+ A) cReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed. 7 k: `2 t# w6 M2 _: ]+ w
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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