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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : ! t3 E; c2 x$ p% I* r, c
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.* Z. c u0 G0 u% q1 G- I" W
& J: a/ ~( a& L1 F, _- LWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 5 D" O! Q( b. g. G
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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4 o) _6 P$ m; A- \Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
+ [: v' o2 ]2 I5 h9 N/ Jmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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2 B/ Y0 Q4 }/ s6 ~, tGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. ( Y: A( }% I, N" y
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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, u4 g4 c- n# D2 ~# zWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced... C) @$ N8 N% ]8 t
) z: W/ U) N4 O8 H# ~Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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" X0 [3 H& h, ^+ j" w4 H) q1 z! WWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. / o8 @4 d/ ?! {" S2 ~! ^
* O/ u" T6 ?* d( S$ BRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.) _6 {7 Y( c j% p
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Turn off shower.5 Y5 F. U. B! X# I, E D! x$ j; E
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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- g/ K, s, S, P* l. a- ISpray mold spots with Tilex. * a/ q8 q$ _$ g: ?
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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0 @, i- k$ F6 h. TWrap hair in super absorbent towel. ) K! g' o I; Q& t3 e
$ A" Q* F0 N) eReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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* F; M2 l6 Q0 n7 L! m9 v$ dIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. $ n/ C8 e/ n6 b& u
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) P. O2 _3 G! R' K3 M( PHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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7 E& \2 z( p' L4 r6 qTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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( R# q7 y o8 Y# N, F$ |$ ?Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. % A3 l3 _5 |/ S( A- j7 ~1 o
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. % ^* C6 n7 W8 k6 F! g9 Y) @: z
0 E; K9 h2 v/ b/ N7 w& ]5 HBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. * f) i6 x, |2 a/ N( Z
' s Z' s# j! X- lFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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; F' O2 U- d& MSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. # M1 K& Y( }3 t! K' e
2 J) A" {' M% U0 V/ O) F" LWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.9 S# u, a# r& r9 N* G# u4 V
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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- k+ h7 @ O' y- rLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 2 s+ _3 V* P" |* c8 z
. S$ k/ f% U3 UReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 9 J: u2 F7 g3 b+ N1 i
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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0 k* g4 O/ |# [+ H) _. _' pIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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