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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  ! V  K9 e: V, W" P! s" h
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  B! L$ O7 A1 N) N0 k9 OTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 2 Z( z6 |2 _; R5 N9 _

: L) q0 Q/ q; L6 {3 [! T0 iIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 9 m8 U- i0 ], l" H' i% M* m) u
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 6 ]7 _& G! `8 g3 U2 N5 k3 Z
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.4 ~. a$ W0 Q6 j" d5 G

9 r. t' y( f6 \1 wCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..- Y! g6 `" q5 c6 X0 ?  I5 X
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. " M" K- y8 ?: {- g2 S) U, X
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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! `( D0 b! W  n* Q0 MShave armpits and  legs.4 k  Q1 w! o' e" C3 Z
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Turn off shower.4 s' [6 _8 f5 u* b3 a$ a; N. l

) R% z' u! r) Z1 S5 `3 Q# q: M% cSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  6 K! {" j  I1 @
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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& n1 B. }2 p. I7 S1 [. u2 ^" mReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  7 H; v2 T0 n( n' D* j

( e4 Y$ \8 T( S* W; G, ?% SIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  # A  I- i$ j" T6 N( ^

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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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# g5 N/ G0 H( T" Y2 yTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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" t$ i( V( M! D% j! wIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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! a$ a% \; i1 C, qAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  $ v$ q/ T: Q- C% G/ Q" z7 d1 m

3 ?  m9 d+ ]( O" ^- M& zBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  . B9 j+ l# y( v4 p3 V; c1 B0 ^
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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0 I6 U7 G  D7 B) u. w& y& dSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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( x$ X) O0 ^3 A# I2 f  BWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  ( c! k0 X/ [( i0 {

: A7 @" p: r+ t4 s0 U6 FPee.  
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) U) Q4 o  G9 C" ^$ |  d2 @Rinse  off and get out of shower. + }5 Z: `. C2 p" D  d. d9 \* X% v* @
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Partially  dry off.) K1 B6 T8 X: i3 \2 M( W
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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# m1 r; D3 l# }2 w( C6 FAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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. D5 K6 O% M# w6 CLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  ! ^$ L4 [1 e2 p

. U5 ?2 ~/ W0 T) m- t& Y, FReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  : H! @+ u4 z2 g  [

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9 }* a8 y+ e3 R" X; \If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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