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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  ' M/ o9 ]3 ]( [  _6 w- {
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4 A5 E/ W4 f! Z" aTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.8 c8 M1 k! ?  N. f$ H  K  E2 B. \) g
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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4 Q7 D% s/ C$ k' ~3 [/ h9 }If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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4 ~! M  `0 J& Y" V7 SLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 8 E; }0 J# u* `8 G
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.; j$ V* g  M% a) A9 s; N2 C
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..$ Q3 z- N/ L) X1 t% x2 s  p: v. W
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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5 o& F- I& O% ^8 ^Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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% t/ v+ K' d: Q+ }. z# Q( {; V; gRinse conditioner off hair.
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: A  _: d% E5 E/ B! N- R4 vShave armpits and  legs.9 L+ I# C1 c4 G2 b, z, O% x, X; J7 j

% @5 p' \. k9 f( U8 ^' LTurn off shower.
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6 v" R+ ?! T6 }$ v& KSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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8 W! ~# E! V! [; w* |' W1 B& ZSpray mold spots with Tilex. 0 v# L# Q' c4 ]: g; X, e7 p5 A
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  8 j6 j& ^8 V% R# x0 l. N

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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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2 l' h3 w! _& r, X' n/ c, zHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  / g8 W0 _' C  R# P
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.) T" |& _4 @9 N% a% l) W# d3 ?

9 O' D1 q; p1 w" d4 E0 zIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  / H; v2 d6 G6 v& f$ q

/ z6 s% S# Y% h6 r* O3 yLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. ; I0 ~1 a- j8 c+ G5 R  H# O: e
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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1 A# E; p) v5 p, pGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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4 {7 b( Q1 }! V3 QBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  6 {9 G3 t6 S: y: x9 n9 S

1 U6 a+ f6 A! P1 o: a$ bFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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% T4 H- G2 c" s; D  o8 ~Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  3 K; G' [7 U( w4 w! s' T
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Pee.  
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Partially  dry off.7 [* U5 i' q8 n) J" |

9 b  U( P7 |: L% P) x$ E- ^2 |Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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+ g( v8 V, H5 o+ b) N) A, MAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  8 x9 v8 }* v$ X9 j; B, u

7 O$ c6 P" J0 O8 c) v4 \1 RLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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3 C# M* {5 D# |9 L: NIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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