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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks., a" g9 ^; J3 ~1 T0 t# q' }5 `
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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3 W8 m# H; O- y+ i, e! J! u% s9 BWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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; V3 r1 V/ d! P: p# v8 [4 }Rinse conditioner off hair./ D h2 Y! ?7 `
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Shave armpits and legs.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.. m7 }& o3 a! W) U, a1 Q: T7 W
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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: T7 s3 X& ^$ w+ EWrap hair in super absorbent towel. 3 _# V1 F7 t9 O2 Q: N7 N* J
* d+ r" w! R! d- z" tReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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8 ?+ a }/ w/ ]7 e- w) uIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. . v a3 g) x$ i. ~* A# `: b5 c
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Walk naked to the bathroom.$ d" H: |; G, S& E
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. ! Y4 f8 v* r* I. p& @9 C7 M5 \
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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4 z( m: p4 O! ?: `Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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( W& ]/ \" I* Z/ |3 D% yGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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2 X& @. [* ?: M7 @; r- cBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 6 B$ [6 p$ z+ G6 D6 D/ F2 F
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 6 d' a+ [4 Z+ @+ Z9 c
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. * u- C* k( x- M, v$ Q9 U
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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6 O6 N9 O8 P# g! E; g2 f1 R/ W3 zFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 6 D+ I1 C4 H$ t
5 R6 X3 K8 s" OAdmire wiener size in mirror again. ! C4 j j+ M' U# w
4 `: U4 O9 O4 {. D! FLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 0 D( r9 }( Y0 D, H2 T
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Throw wet towel on bed. 4 T1 D+ ^- q7 ^" Y
1 B1 R+ t; P6 ]9 m8 H$ j! oIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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