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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  1 y: ]6 H% S; R& N; h( a

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.( Z% K, s, s. t/ I0 \- Y
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. % I. a& N6 \6 R) Q0 x  D7 B

% A# f2 Y5 j2 W2 c9 j7 ]) NIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.. }7 y. H% k& r% k: \

6 @4 Q+ p$ B' v' p" Y# MLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
6 A! d/ K2 F+ E5 d/ e" g' fmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.. U. e4 t) R  }9 U6 d, `
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. " \+ I3 E3 L3 `: m
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.$ ~* O3 o. D: {: ?5 L
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..7 I. t" s9 J6 y6 a

$ c& l# l& \: `6 J( @* i8 ~Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 4 v7 ^0 ~; g- D6 P5 h" E

8 Y$ D+ G2 g, u/ ~! z0 bWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  # S9 _2 x4 w/ a, f* F

4 j7 o* a6 V4 g; z1 JRinse conditioner off hair.4 I6 b  Y5 i( `' U3 s- ^3 Y
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Shave armpits and  legs.( W' k& {0 f5 W6 x" c$ C: |1 ?

; E9 ?: ~/ i0 _; uTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  % y/ |/ ^$ R+ E

3 w8 ^" j1 F) D4 z( L7 j: M! F  iWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  2 |! n4 o  J' K/ `
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  / D% o6 O5 |0 W; j# _/ Q5 Y! k

, _1 k, ~4 a5 F2 E, s. D' OIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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7 z5 U# G; |0 X2 v, X& W0 {HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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! j/ J7 I/ y# X8 M$ JLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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6 j+ r" ^7 V; H4 d& p2 GFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. . L3 \7 m/ q2 F) i; Y6 z

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3 q3 o1 U% m6 t8 h0 T8 q+ f! @0 _Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. - @4 A: n$ i. g  C
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  9 S5 I! _0 M6 ?
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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