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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  : S2 V& r5 c6 B2 {

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.8 j) b2 c% p2 e# @: [9 Q
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. / z3 V2 j0 {. n1 E% p

/ s# D3 z' H+ j$ _4 X3 R$ @If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.+ ^6 R% E0 D8 _. I6 m) s( K2 q

6 k) d5 M4 C! L: V9 }6 l& zLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
1 p  J8 e6 y* S, F9 }1 |& mmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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6 p$ u# T- J  z7 U, ?% LGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 4 I- Q- F: O  ]6 D5 U8 k
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 4 Q, L9 q" X  S5 \0 a3 o5 U4 X
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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& H2 O$ c  ~  f0 DCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..4 s1 K+ W. D2 Q2 ]$ Q, J# H
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  2 N' k3 d- x. N$ G
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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4 E3 \+ \. k+ i1 UShave armpits and  legs./ u/ |; _" l; ~* X% `2 A' b/ ?) v
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Turn off shower.
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$ ?( m# g1 O9 ^% lSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.! _1 n2 Z. i1 S
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  . P* m- I' ]" Y
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  + \  S8 b+ o3 S' q8 S9 m3 _0 A
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  2 C1 X+ k+ x$ P7 k

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) ^1 Y* k) B1 p+ F3 PTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  8 l+ q4 o1 P" p+ U7 K" w
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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" _! A, A8 G4 O' }4 ~! p) YIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  . ~) u- x  M4 U
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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& Z! A' W+ j0 zBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  ! B  v$ [% Z. |4 `3 i9 E2 ]8 O
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 0 E( I/ G$ j$ d! q

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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  
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5 a# U0 F  G2 y! `- ~/ s7 @Rinse  off and get out of shower. 2 h1 D& `( n9 A0 t, j

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, S$ M& _, Q1 W3 @- k/ ]2 {$ \& YFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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9 R: e: a" q% i$ SLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  / b, f1 ~% t- ]1 B; ~, v
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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