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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  ' f* q+ ]6 y- J; c

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7 `' @7 z) t# l: e& \Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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. c' u* K5 r2 sIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.2 P0 S; {0 V3 _  ]8 z

( f# g1 Y2 g' t$ f# f0 D, Q& [5 `Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  9 ^; o; @/ q% ^5 C0 z
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc." g/ E4 r* e0 M9 i6 O% ~$ G2 F

' @% F7 N7 D3 A0 S2 ]Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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. l2 H. w0 L) ~4 LWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. : A& s. N5 o* H* H9 [, r# e  L

$ m+ k1 P, i; _* h9 j  h/ |Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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+ z9 m7 N, u! i$ I3 ^Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  9 H. X& w% G6 b* p4 \
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Rinse conditioner off hair." N% [! k0 A8 r; N# q2 Q+ |' A( ^+ X
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Shave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.: G) X$ Q' a- L  ~! r
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.6 j7 S3 T4 ^: O. ?1 {( n% H( h, _. i

3 n: L% k+ h: o2 R' w1 ySpray mold spots with Tilex. , W. m1 m8 N2 R& i+ M  D$ }
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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) d1 O+ U; N5 @2 J# H+ _Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  ; {" ]+ ]- \  O0 T9 j
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.    L  m! \! y! e5 w7 s* n5 n

( E6 Z" i& @% K/ i4 e, b: G) K3 M# vWalk  naked to the bathroom.. O- z, d/ l5 y# @# Q. r1 X
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  ; k) J, s5 j+ ^- x1 J

* V  k) v2 Q- ~7 D" N& t# n( nLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. 0 q/ t% U# J+ Y$ `$ C* h  f

  @, G# q$ `9 i1 pAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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% m# g5 ?) A' \: g% P. Q) v6 TGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  , e& H- \4 Y3 p" `6 Z# @
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  : p7 y3 d. |3 S! o5 ~
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  % u3 s# b) g% P5 O, X7 H
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.% w7 b7 D" P" K* {3 G9 j) @3 B
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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" W2 ]% |5 J9 T3 Q: `Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  . C! g* X  S, B7 h1 \2 K
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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7 z; Z. {3 v/ q7 G: H" ZReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.    f: B) q" O  k

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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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