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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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- }+ o& \" q, CTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.5 r" g/ l! S$ Q3 z k
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 9 F7 l# ?! {2 k* c3 P$ g
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.9 P R4 \7 I/ t( ?) [# j! p
$ V& {. R3 A& r9 i0 O* t! @0 FLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
: w+ m2 s5 h9 F. H5 q. R- Emake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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( C2 x* B! ^. R$ M9 s! pGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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& k1 K! d0 k8 B9 I5 ]: I4 ~- ]9 p' Q4 OWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.. v2 g6 m; H2 d7 H1 ?
: M7 t# f8 m2 O1 f6 z; V, Y6 FCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..7 A' ?* l C! I) Q1 J! s( \ Y
& Q# O. _" [! B3 f) r5 `Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 8 I1 Q6 ~) V( e
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 0 i' }- _3 a3 F3 ] c
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Rinse conditioner off hair.- U V: @: D# t# I8 T
/ q4 r+ C; H) j, c5 t0 m9 BShave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower./ O0 h$ _. l( l+ y- ?
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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' z. Q- y0 R- {: I# j' ^7 kSpray mold spots with Tilex. ' {9 G. \6 }+ D( }7 M% Y; W
A- r8 M2 m4 t8 V; M. [Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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" D. E X& D A8 b% T' e7 H3 W2 xWrap hair in super absorbent towel. # |0 _; S8 {2 [8 r, Y3 J
2 x6 [3 |+ ]( o5 ?! KReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. . q2 M- @+ d) w6 g& o/ M
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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- g, f( P L# p2 c. [! h2 aTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 7 Q. M& C- l0 z( `8 o/ h
, m9 x3 }2 x: ^" \% {4 G) M0 X8 oWalk naked to the bathroom.& c8 E# ?: i& v# e3 G, ~0 ?
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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! r5 o' @* r% b# N' D A/ ?4 MLook at your manly physique in the mirror. & q. u0 f" z" ]% p0 f! b0 V
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 1 S! C* }- I% Z3 G- x
6 d" p: ^/ @8 S, S7 D) Q; RGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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/ y! Z! K$ _; P) s' xBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. / f5 ?- v4 k1 I. p; ?
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 3 @$ j1 V; z6 Q
: N1 s8 Q' P6 k8 \/ F- [" ]Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 2 B k9 r+ j9 _. p3 ]/ U& }7 G
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 8 H8 [( d9 U9 Z; D/ p- C5 K
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Pee.
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0 R. M+ V N$ }; T6 h- a/ ARinse off and get out of shower. ! a5 u1 S. h& U/ H5 ?6 r7 \
2 V' S Y/ j% g V7 `0 E- `0 Z4 T BPartially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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$ w4 _) {& |% |" iAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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. Z2 }3 E6 s. U9 x2 iLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ( C& M! x# _, p: y' ^* l
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. . b2 \+ E, O$ l' v
7 p" C( V1 n! T- E3 QIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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