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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 8 a0 x1 B1 S+ Y5 L2 h5 n& Y
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.8 s( v# |+ ?. j
) b; q) c# G- @- WWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. ! R3 P: @- |7 g
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.5 ~, r7 U: W7 e# |
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 7 N( z7 l) H, L7 P1 q: i& T
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 3 J: x6 }8 v7 m8 N0 e: |4 v
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.7 d1 q+ L3 n9 r% m0 H* U% j
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..# @6 v2 u3 b$ n* M
; ^7 M! ?& s, S1 j1 ~Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. + s9 K" D' h I0 n$ g
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 0 f3 m# ~- M- b
% ~, ]# j8 V1 _7 H- s5 GRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.' u. G8 h% _8 k* [. B
9 p/ e: e7 L1 _ V2 bTurn off shower.- b% [% |" a2 r K6 v) Y3 r8 `! F
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.& A. P5 ~0 E' O6 O
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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) T; o6 I6 J/ h xGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 4 Q# W- O+ k9 g3 V
, V; {! H& t7 g9 B0 f, vReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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+ p2 ]! {3 F6 o& f+ o8 ~If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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) ?, R. _0 Q0 fHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: , F+ ^+ A# h1 X' C" p
! Q" z0 A& X( \) xTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. & T3 n6 p' C/ V1 f4 x1 s
6 R: ?; J% u+ EWalk naked to the bathroom.- A/ N6 U/ q7 o8 J8 j: O
4 A: L1 v0 v, d- L: NIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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+ q% D1 J4 a# P8 \0 `" HAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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2 B+ }8 M5 P& k0 v+ \) RGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. & k& i( p8 J) X
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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- ]; Y a5 ]9 l8 UFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 7 L6 b3 E( U. c$ \6 q+ Q
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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0 ?2 |3 l d) L2 w2 _- PWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee.
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* k( g$ }/ ]( M% m3 C' ORinse off and get out of shower. 4 z0 k# E& V+ {5 V; C
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Partially dry off.; ^! @( s" u2 ?1 `
% U; g* [* C W: PFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. % O/ {( [+ ~5 P1 {- n. n# b1 u
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. , ^. i" A/ R$ B$ U1 f
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. 6 L X# u9 `/ ~& `, z; p: N8 K! X
! b6 S9 w' z0 k: sIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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