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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : ( Z6 u, k- p c4 n4 l& S; P
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) r* ?8 f# p, u7 P: T* `+ Y0 k3 X3 ITake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks./ M; {8 _2 l6 B7 \9 @. a. u
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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$ `2 V) ^$ ?5 r! I% C/ t G( I/ EIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.! w: _* D2 k# Y* V/ o) O
0 D, l& _! j( y: y2 s0 Z3 ELook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- / [+ T2 Z' j, ~4 w# U
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. / q8 Q5 K8 z8 J6 Z" O" m
( ^' V7 |. e7 l9 v( I/ i/ P0 Y9 F n2 gWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.1 L+ J/ v/ a, i6 j6 Q
' E( S% i. o7 M$ B6 T9 P2 fCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced... Y* I( N1 y x1 d! x8 u
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. , B! ^/ _* W/ S
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Rinse conditioner off hair.! Q8 e* h% }6 |
# v" B$ b; h4 H/ nShave armpits and legs.) G4 f v0 L0 r1 T# f3 {6 t
& g: D; l5 t1 ]8 Q% O" j! cTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.; q, t+ t" d+ M, u1 Z
: }. O: w2 V n8 q. RSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 7 | \7 p$ [, Y8 |5 W" a
5 _4 O2 B7 }: Q8 h, p( @$ N! O* ?* q3 lReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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2 F' p6 K9 q$ Z+ aIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 0 r% L1 I2 }1 G( S5 B1 S$ D
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. / B ]5 `: j6 d( h o4 m
8 D' b3 m& X, i3 E" y0 aWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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$ F+ M- `; U2 N VLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. \# B: {- N1 }) d. z8 p# y
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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\' C2 F, G5 i. P" ~; u6 J! HBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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1 `( T6 Q% |5 J7 x7 Y1 [: oWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee. - Y8 K* F% c0 y1 v% J3 p+ i. t, O
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Rinse off and get out of shower. - g. T- e3 U7 w- Y
; c( x* {; q1 `/ J! E/ zPartially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. * r% [# v4 W+ N* i" M" {+ D3 L# u
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. 1 Z- ~% v/ T8 M
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. + r* A2 _5 e; h; C
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 9 j. s7 S3 k/ {$ v
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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0 }" f: z+ E* CIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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