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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  5 B4 k& y2 {9 z2 {  C0 I

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, B" b! W6 G2 c+ B1 R* I! f* T( PTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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7 a, {# K- ~& U5 D, N5 @+ Z  N6 v9 l7 CLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
2 N% p; X; B" t; t% U" Pmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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) r$ y: t3 P3 z/ q0 D5 jGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 8 ]/ g9 O0 a% A* d* M% e
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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* g$ {5 _6 o1 {Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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: l1 @5 J5 b, L  F2 C% XWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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9 c  t- ~$ z/ [. }3 l7 \* ^Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.6 ^- h. P* a0 G+ }% B& L1 X$ M( ?

" M  |  n% X6 N% R9 PShave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.8 x! Q9 c: |0 Y; P$ V: ?
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.1 s' D+ [) H% L4 O' C$ b
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  9 W7 Q1 B: S' Q$ ^) H+ j  J! A
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  # S( r7 m1 o8 n+ w
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  $ R8 a0 E6 ?& }+ A# y

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& R) A+ V' m  v) n2 D, a" iHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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4 J7 z4 N. K8 K2 y5 |- |Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  7 L. q3 h! j! u2 B2 G
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  & i* o5 L0 J' p: J, C

/ ^5 I4 d" Y1 e' U8 T$ X% PLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. 0 ~+ ]- [4 w- T4 g# x; i" F

9 _2 g) X' V1 b. @/ v; zAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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: K$ {* ]. f; }+ mGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  * m! q) s( z: [: N1 p. p, k

2 W6 v6 W2 `8 ^Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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( d3 L& e" T8 B' O9 PSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  4 d2 E. V' H. @' ?: k! a( B
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  ( i8 E. v9 d6 y/ r

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+ s  K7 W* d% O" ^Rinse  off and get out of shower. ' {0 H- L% v& C2 Z9 o$ T6 M" ?

# c+ x7 j9 G9 C. y' r* Q$ {0 k* B+ hPartially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 4 o4 q. E' y" ?3 V$ {
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  7 Z. ]3 _: c, F! G0 p  F7 |
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  0 N6 a  ^' @3 ?/ e
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Throw  wet towel on bed. 1 \: k4 M1 T5 ]
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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