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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.( u5 S0 z+ O/ G6 Q
- Z T& X( c2 O( |$ FWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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2 J, r8 ~% ]+ R0 WLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ( d* L$ H- l9 K* a! y2 S7 f
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.0 k' X0 J3 M* }- G; b& D
6 B3 R% u% _: ~# F- qGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. y. ~7 J& z1 \" r/ C
: h! M0 `: u. [- O& C1 C: x( IWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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* q. u* m4 X r/ xCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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/ ^$ y2 ~: L: A/ Z, ~2 ZWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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7 ?" Y; |$ j+ o' Y, g* `8 IRinse conditioner off hair.! @& R: O2 B$ z$ d* n
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Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.
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' T" H8 _1 u3 {: jSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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4 w: O) @$ O* s3 z. ^/ j( zSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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, `% p: r5 B+ i5 }Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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5 L. E" _" Q) D5 W* D& R: |Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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( Z3 O- N* s; \( C4 bHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 5 x& @) m0 O x+ ~2 D r r
" v5 T* ~1 v, u! S" t8 ZWalk naked to the bathroom.) T5 E! Y2 ?7 l* k/ U2 B$ L
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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3 }, k3 B5 O5 Q! \Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 9 |7 R# j4 S% X v8 @. N
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. ( J5 o$ t8 l8 c5 L7 y8 `* c: i
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. ) r% Q; ` t1 Y
* k2 h ?. d+ [4 [% UFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 2 ?$ S& c/ `* {: Q L, c. {7 i# v
. X. H0 u! ~' GSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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: F8 J3 A8 z/ Z( x# I& T# HWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. % l" {" r0 N$ C |5 a
1 I" e; b H' c- q$ h8 k. rWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. : b; h3 R- z3 A/ r7 S( L
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Rinse off and get out of shower. R& u0 M6 E) l# Q9 H
5 @2 \$ ?( N" [# y% i% FPartially dry off.
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; N- p9 i- ]. M; a s( _Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. . h2 ]% B& h0 c4 s
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. : D6 q+ O0 x* a. R, u, Q
' `" }( x) m' V/ v2 WLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. A1 V+ j9 Q; F; g8 s+ f3 {
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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