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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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, i8 {( K3 t) T( k  n5 q+ ]Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.; i, h2 m+ g5 D

2 o, I; }# b# e" Q8 _' MWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.# C/ h8 t9 W" B9 K) W# k
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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( b# Y* ^, U9 x( q- d8 U9 C. QGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 8 [& G8 n  d  N) @

6 ~" c5 h2 b$ l. g( C2 jWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. * D2 r# Y- H! O' S0 n3 F5 F

6 r1 ?5 {: {1 t; TWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.1 P- v5 Q7 Q+ W

1 Y4 a$ _4 H& e9 O; f- sCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..& O/ |* q2 C) I# y
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. - C3 P1 l/ A2 W1 ~
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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! n9 I/ b4 s5 f3 aRinse conditioner off hair.1 s4 g2 X. ^8 s$ W4 S
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Shave armpits and  legs.# e7 ]# ?2 y8 \1 S
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.$ S+ u% o8 k! ^( }" F- w

  ?. ^8 [4 n( z6 GSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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* V* w: C6 k( X% |4 ZGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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6 p' V& z6 C: a" sReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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5 w, f" U* n8 z& r( A; LIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  8 I6 g* D% w# u) f' m
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  ! @! Y6 K7 }( @! G/ C4 L1 N# \0 ^: V
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  : D1 o% f8 z/ ?: g' [

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/ C( Y" ~0 E  Q) u% HIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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; q) i, C5 }6 t) mLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. 2 c- h  H8 r- ^9 {! t0 J
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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- C+ G# W. b' t9 [& rGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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2 M% A8 E% t; D7 M; m. w* \Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  2 ~; J- i( k5 [# h, z$ W

6 l9 r4 `1 ~7 K( {Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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2 ~3 b; e' t# }5 c: x! ^) ]Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  ' t- g* k) ]6 s0 J% @. l1 ~& G

! [3 `* i: u3 Z! s: s8 k$ AWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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4 G0 {4 m6 H+ D2 A- c: r% O' _Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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* ~' B2 d5 A/ q& Y* X+ f: ^Rinse  off and get out of shower. 3 I3 l3 n9 k; x& x
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Partially  dry off.
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! ?; T( x! ?# O1 z' M# W& mFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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; b" W3 x! O8 n1 rLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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- e- |2 v) Z; T6 r1 G( qReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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' m% Y) U% @, \2 cIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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