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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  3 O' Z. w2 {/ a: j
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; b/ @) q  J$ d9 z; l! STake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.6 b1 v" a, s4 S

9 m! G' j7 l" c! `' l: F6 HWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 1 A9 N  X4 M5 }7 U
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.8 l4 [! ^) T- y
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  . z5 p* N' J: K4 g0 q0 g9 j
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.# I; r4 h& D2 e) h
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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8 u+ n4 m& c2 L  x, KWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. : n4 }/ |$ q# C% W, o: i

; p7 M$ W1 B, @8 `( Q+ A% tWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ( x- z5 G5 }" w% S! e. o% P* _7 [

- e- N8 L2 V  SWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.! l  o$ j, F" o: Y
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Shave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower." W- w6 x( ^+ I, l! Z+ p3 N

7 j( {+ M* @% a, tSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.  c/ Y- b: R$ q

: l; d1 O  X" E# W% HSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  * ]6 X( k$ }( e, Y( c1 g

7 c* P* b0 W3 N* ~Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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, Z, [# W/ U8 _If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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. `$ B& P" [6 ?! x, S* {& z3 KHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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8 y* ]3 ?* F- \) A$ m& ]Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  9 e0 E9 \/ w& w# }( r* |) m0 C

( c2 }  K3 k2 BWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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4 J& [1 y9 `: e* x! l; ELook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  ; I+ \4 E0 Z2 O. L% {' ~% q- [4 y3 G

1 g5 V$ w# Y. o2 s! DGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  $ k) \/ W4 z. [& L* Z& ^
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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' v. n) v0 D; y- v  f3 UFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  8 D8 {) w5 E2 t7 }

  ?# }* M# F) B  ~* vWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  . [1 [2 m0 Z; {  u

. s' X' E* p2 t2 u# yWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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! d% R7 P1 F: H" ]3 Y0 e$ FRinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.
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; L) Q3 ]# \' x1 H' S1 x9 r+ YFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  # l6 `8 x2 X. S
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  ' o$ k! Z% N- O4 N

# \& E4 `; y/ t/ ~( A  j+ ~Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  1 G1 X' `* P1 Z6 |9 n8 u6 m$ [

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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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