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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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! e3 n+ ~+ U9 ?Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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8 o; f( y" K( x# B! `Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 4 B$ I( L- H! P
, C' X5 @: r$ ]) x. j& \7 cIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas." O: H, @7 S# w9 I: z/ V1 I
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. : B5 O! I- n4 k
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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$ o/ Y5 \. f, G2 @1 ]Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. - _: _2 T* D( j/ X% L. ^" ^
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.% z2 ^& B: J& m( R% \! d+ D u
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Shave armpits and legs.2 O' x/ J1 N) d% c; @7 s' {% Z" {) j
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Turn off shower., }4 Q5 d- ]1 i- G
! L" g2 E8 K' H6 U* gSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 5 g; q( G* q! B; p1 J
/ G/ `; N# J9 v/ S" I6 tGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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/ }1 w: z6 _$ g8 `& sWrap hair in super absorbent towel. 8 W2 Y0 }; P" A' l; F
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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8 ^6 \- y2 y- a3 SHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. $ ^- b3 i! N0 s1 z
) q4 E( K9 w, Y9 QLook at your manly physique in the mirror. 6 X$ `+ P5 @* @8 S
* c O$ g6 h4 g1 R i; ~8 rAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. ' R. D9 a9 K0 h# h: B8 o3 t$ @
! j# F d6 W2 J6 c# BBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 7 H+ k: p( g0 R. }" m5 V; X8 S
+ K0 R P3 d4 sSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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" Z& X* ^- h/ `# l- _7 uWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. ' Y3 X/ b1 w6 x
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Partially dry off.( I) s. m1 o( g% l5 t8 \
: V1 i2 L6 Y, L5 p& kFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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q6 T% \0 z3 Z5 Y u2 MAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. ; S# i2 B5 r+ ]6 o& I8 o
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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