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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  2 r, M7 `& Q+ a) L9 `% M  i2 X7 u1 U% l
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.! D, @, ~# h" o7 b: A! O8 i( z
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  9 A5 _2 [* B7 Z- O/ B' P- M$ B
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc./ y9 J3 ^6 g# q4 i3 W2 B
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. * L; C/ [# L7 S9 j& E- ~
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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. \1 l' ]9 C+ M" k, |2 A6 aWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.1 Y! q" ]- v, R3 b% _
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..2 b+ b; b& P, z- @: D( k, {
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 8 P8 O5 x5 H# D& o, g2 R

" q3 @0 p" p  }  Y5 `Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  ' P& A6 m8 R. R

* M3 x9 o- \* y9 U0 n0 {" G* XRinse conditioner off hair.( y$ K5 _5 n3 v) w& s1 D

# H7 A6 j% B! t# w: l/ M: jShave armpits and  legs.( j" s- R! V  g% P- m
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Turn off shower.( X/ t1 H5 m: C' ^9 h8 Y8 S
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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* B' g; q, c; [  l0 Q  v3 c" iGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  . I4 o  Y% `5 a5 v/ `

. T) b! J5 a8 ]8 s+ GIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  1 F" [" l- ^: i6 P, U

. _( q- t: B5 E/ _, qTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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6 ]' O) L! [# VAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  1 `8 `1 w5 D8 @4 z/ A* }
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  ' y  k, J) s1 ~+ p

7 s$ y0 x' p6 o3 A5 NFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 3 T2 F& y% z9 n( ?3 q3 M

( H5 B) o$ }, K: {- ISpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  0 n9 y: |! g/ c. h4 z

; M. d! w& |/ O# y# d! @) ]( dWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  " Z8 F8 G. Q$ V8 P( I

. D- L$ |( n7 D7 d* sWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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+ P! h, A; j; k5 ], r: hPartially  dry off.- M5 O" m& j  o1 h

, k. ~: G/ j# F* T0 ?Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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7 Q7 D5 Q0 l% z6 D4 aAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  & C# p  V) g+ g( [4 i

. m- z7 s9 E; B" l4 n: C6 cLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  / ^4 M: R. t, y2 {& x

% v/ q8 `  v$ d; t: @Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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