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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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$ h3 O3 Y* R3 {. y* j8 OTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.- N b+ p- z0 [. J, B2 e
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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9 q. e! ?! k) ^5 m5 J5 TLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
: @1 F# g3 ?. @- t4 Jmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. * h5 m( L3 c7 ?6 R; y" c% L; {
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. + b; s8 s7 f/ \5 g; @* [ U3 a
/ |! M: c/ W' UWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.! T0 W" {) { s, R* Z% f5 `8 f! Y! M" t
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..4 S- r+ [% @6 t: M+ I0 r. \0 r: k* }
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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$ @; C/ X8 G4 P+ M3 `/ }" O2 ]Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. $ t* j( s+ q# k8 k" E
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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6 b: f" S6 h/ VShave armpits and legs.
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( x' q6 N; T" |Turn off shower.. x1 m! ]9 \3 A& V
5 l; T' |& l- b# W4 ^: lSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.: [. ^% N. [ ]% }
$ e# {2 k5 Y" ~3 U" T- ~Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 3 m7 z: d! J2 Y3 u
( w# a4 x9 Z' u& x+ \" ?Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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& U4 n. a) d* kReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. ) _3 f& z- I C2 U5 v& D! E/ k
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* C! |; \& J. i: z1 K9 THOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 5 S; {9 t+ M. m$ T5 U- i n& n
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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2 r+ l0 @$ e' A+ QIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 2 ^ X& X5 K% j8 i. F
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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, A3 X" h* ] M% SAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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# ^1 h8 E) t* z, H. }: CBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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+ d6 y$ J8 n5 C k. ~Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. . Z0 V6 b& G5 e# _1 v
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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( K4 Y( F5 Q5 @& ]8 U/ p& j* [Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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. Q0 L2 P& d: ^$ TLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. & ~3 @; a/ T1 i1 W0 \) Y
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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1 h1 @9 F: Q3 g3 T, O, @Throw wet towel on bed.
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7 Y+ d- p( m% o5 {If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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