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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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, j- U0 m0 w) r( q5 ?7 ], J% xTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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- R, e1 d2 ^1 g9 Q5 z6 e7 gWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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2 u" I& t3 G; j5 b- r" a  T% OLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
/ G2 |8 h8 v" l5 Dmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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% H+ p, Q9 _9 u6 c" U* Y3 ^( NGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. & p) }: ]' ^, i! ^" h. U5 q; J

: {& |" m6 {8 i( j& Z$ {% LWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced../ m4 b+ z3 W  D# a0 Z; N+ i, h3 o
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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: k* z& I. S+ @9 u3 p; v* a. [; pWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  ; C- w% O) t4 n" f. \6 z& d* n

$ Z" n9 U( `! k6 n" c/ l: k/ fRinse conditioner off hair.6 ?  Q) W0 u& Y% c5 Y% m

+ N$ u( f) o/ _: FShave armpits and  legs.
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! r$ _2 L+ M, w5 HTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.0 r, b; J5 M' w; m8 S6 i2 G
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. & @% b0 h# d2 i1 J: B! B

3 E4 q7 b, T" f! I# j7 {9 R) G6 DGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  % J8 E- F2 @7 U
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  4 m) f9 s! v  G, U+ n/ ~

; S- C5 M" T9 }) |1 \( }: _If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  + j) K& o/ g5 B4 t( T, f1 S

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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  ( ^! e; D! C& C0 ~6 Q" m
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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6 Z7 J+ o. W4 y6 |7 c& MIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.    l& R7 s  Q8 m- M$ V/ {
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  % B" F3 V- F) V- I5 B3 b+ A
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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) V; i2 A) {( a( T$ {! rBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  0 Q2 c7 ?% G, A1 q3 v/ y! D
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. : K& I- P9 G/ i3 |

" [  x$ V1 k. g" R  S1 E( LSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  ! q  ^7 Z& J# h6 R
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  1 w" ?/ m( P, v; s9 K

/ T" x6 H7 i$ H% J7 V& {3 QWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  ! r1 j4 B9 d( V# b+ K

( Y9 q' E% \4 H3 \6 @Pee.  1 t# Z3 ~  Z6 r4 H8 ~. S

8 I& Y3 O% F" g; Q9 K. a$ F3 qRinse  off and get out of shower.
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7 b9 C1 z: V7 EPartially  dry off.
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6 B; r4 z& U& P! _5 NFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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/ n1 F( g+ D" a. UAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  - j. b7 v( _! n8 r# R* o; z
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  0 r- [8 @! g! l3 a3 F  r" c" M) N1 I
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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