HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

老杨

HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  


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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.

/ ^" ~  K1 z+ C9 L- zWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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& |% d' r0 l7 p" |$ IIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
) `0 j& W9 j2 J! K6 Q8 v% ^make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

# O% J7 O+ k, {3 I$ V- f8 L2 |Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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1 G) u0 q; U; p9 `2 P$ h4 KWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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2 m" t, s5 f. J9 tCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..

3 o5 q6 x( p+ r. N, v9 lWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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- ?. O: v6 d1 y) _# p( xRinse conditioner off hair.

7 f3 R9 W; p. P( v$ H; eShave armpits and  legs.

Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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  M. a- O8 ^5 q* Q# ?: S; wGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  

: K, Z% s) g  x3 M9 \7 U  aReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  

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$ h. H6 p* l0 a7 n. Z1 v) I# t3 dHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  

# L) u% ]9 S- m8 qTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  

Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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# j' q, X# I* ~) f8 bIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  

Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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' w, s; P7 g  m9 lAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  

9 g0 r4 N/ W* _1 _Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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: V8 J: c  `4 Y% GBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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! ]$ s' R2 ^( x; A' p( e$ mFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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4 c% y- i1 u2 V  y; f9 c( U3 J0 XWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  

Pee.  

6 X* Z$ ]# |: oRinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.

Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.

Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  

( ?  w7 v; f+ K% r5 qReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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, \  o! D& O& {3 rThrow  wet towel on bed.
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) c# |, `8 Q' qIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.

partybreaker

Funny~

9527

啊，老杨，你是这么洗澡的吗？晕

Elaine.MYL

lmao...

Eunice.kk

冬日繁星

vivid! man and woman are always so different.