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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 6 |) Z3 E- E+ h8 D$ y
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.( N( \- T$ g6 ~( W
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. + |, I0 z( s- ]5 ~/ y
( _( O6 e. x) E) W6 Z& m. BIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas., A0 D) A2 |8 ~1 X( L$ A1 a
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 7 M! V. `* C( z8 f8 Y1 V U
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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* M: b* D7 K9 l- s* S( W' G hGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. ! m) x) U: [+ Y; G- M" h% \9 s
) C' O8 q2 s1 h; AWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 3 v% X" ?( Q+ P) t+ {: l+ V, q
/ A% \8 ^1 \7 c0 d. p6 MWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.3 v; B7 t6 A3 B# m6 R6 i5 K; U
+ y5 ]- D8 Z. U- Y" RCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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& r; D, C1 d4 c6 F, G' f- xWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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. G2 |) j( W5 z/ I% I$ q% F$ R! cRinse conditioner off hair.
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1 ?/ u( x y$ R" I! d8 [Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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5 G% T* `( `1 o. V0 r! FSpray mold spots with Tilex. ! B& T+ m R* ?; V7 m( I: U& h
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 6 D' N b+ N, U2 j/ e( h
! ?1 F/ H2 L$ D, T9 v- ?Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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$ |6 \3 Z8 o7 t9 ?If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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. ]' c6 Y9 B: B: eHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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# |7 P2 t0 N$ D% kWalk naked to the bathroom.6 D. O% T! {2 G4 |8 s' D
4 x& K/ g" N" I9 k2 b. M) ZIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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7 n* p- `* o$ b; Q3 ?8 _' h5 ZAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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3 R$ N& D1 x& i2 zGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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# e6 Z7 l; v8 S3 \2 e2 yBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. * m- [- Q* d5 C% N* Q6 M7 k
( S+ C9 |! ^- {Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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6 |4 o# x7 Q( F# LSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. / q. f8 c# P8 P1 v2 S
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. O$ R" \2 O/ A1 S5 _Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.$ q: Q! ]7 z- ~8 U* N8 K) _
' }) J, I5 I9 n* o% C( R: n, M [Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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; S/ [3 U3 }% F5 p' Z# nAdmire wiener size in mirror again. - e6 @5 B* u% A; O @0 o4 T
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. , b% `8 K: f& \
3 [+ k1 o; T0 {8 pReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. % K& o2 F6 d: D7 d, Y, }) ^3 b8 l
% e' z7 E# E5 r1 B% M' O: ]If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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