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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.( z! X# \4 J8 a# [
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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3 o# x0 w- q1 S$ v8 z) G8 M- B; XIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  & ]1 ?! ~; t8 ]8 g, B* L
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.2 k: y& T! o! d5 l
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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1 r6 p% h' p; z; v  `0 J% D2 UWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ' z, G: r. p6 r: p! E( g7 Q) s
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.& e# t9 \: b- D
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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% d/ M& R1 O1 j  cWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  - O* w3 Q+ [, m+ D# J: z0 h

: m* P, f  M0 }- S. }Rinse conditioner off hair.
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4 `1 P6 r- ^# v1 L9 q2 wShave armpits and  legs.6 ~8 o2 N' E" W% [: Q/ {$ w6 ?

  \4 ?! p; l( {: q5 O  qTurn off shower.
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+ y3 F$ P" Y# ]3 o5 r; ~Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.& y3 t$ {5 [8 l( ~! o

& P& H* E; |5 d* H; vSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  9 H& h- X* H! {! n' e" k
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0 P' T' L" V; e) s) WTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.    r4 W0 W2 e6 \! {$ E: z

3 @/ N2 @4 R4 Y% t! g0 J) sWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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/ f+ H6 H2 T' H' j4 I( f6 A0 r$ VIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  2 l- {# X1 M" T9 W/ B/ R' X
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. 0 P- s  p% j+ Q: N. V" _/ D

+ Z4 {# P2 v5 X9 [1 w' D9 e( \: \! pAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  $ s- \6 P8 a7 C/ V  n6 l/ k

9 l% S  s$ }0 C( S, j$ t1 _Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  ! G, i) B# k, }" y# c  P3 n% H

" d% w+ h6 F, {/ M) C" J2 KBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. ' f7 A& c" i0 t2 l
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  : }( T+ P5 r! R# v

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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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, f' e! D6 \9 V) Y3 S7 B7 oPartially  dry off.1 e! W; ^2 D, O% O( x* W
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  # Q0 I+ d* Z- w2 z. b

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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  4 e5 ~/ Q  w6 k- t/ n
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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