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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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) j3 Y2 [( U+ N% E1 eTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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1 [# r9 _6 {& c/ B* l- a8 o/ p! pWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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' K8 c s0 Z" i2 @: eIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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1 g- A w2 J% x) u5 DLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
* x$ o4 H+ O! i% c4 Qmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 1 ]2 J/ a& n* ~, D4 n+ B5 B; V
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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' A, V A) F& m3 P8 lWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 1 @6 o9 Y2 `4 N6 q3 L
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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5 V2 X5 `, {! V% }+ W) b7 D+ x8 F9 URinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.! a8 s+ M+ B; e* r, s7 h/ r
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# M) j7 B8 L3 Q7 `Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 0 G* N$ f+ V9 k; I* X2 h
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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8 T9 L; @8 d& x! n0 vIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 7 a7 a" O- ^7 x- N% E( V
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: R# }4 i- R3 u, r" qHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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% U3 o5 u" r' C% h% ~( u) YTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 4 {5 T: V' t) ~3 i( d# B
$ x+ M7 n) Z0 G/ LWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. - B/ x# B8 D5 _- q% ^' j, s! z
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 4 |# s' t* F) b1 W: k) c9 y+ h
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 9 l! o% e% i8 r
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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& r( X+ z$ f0 ]6 ~' G0 D7 wBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. ; E3 b+ J z' L8 p
( c7 v9 @3 D5 e8 P KFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. / E9 `% I* ^# P; d
* M! T# _- @8 C6 v: c% yWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. I! U6 K9 D( Y8 H' y# b- n
" J; J3 u) q# l6 d( ?/ S6 m7 X8 Q1 y- gWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. + k) {& ?8 h0 J7 F( H$ n. |
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Rinse off and get out of shower. 6 N: z: L& O9 ?
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Partially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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4 M% Z2 _3 _, R4 {Admire wiener size in mirror again. 8 {" x8 q' b( X
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 9 G2 \7 c2 v6 u+ ~% {/ ~1 v
$ J; E" [' w. O& o/ e+ Q' J4 TReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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% V) N+ w+ w) ]6 c- x* B" | PIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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