HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

老杨

HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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6 `& v! Y. m8 x6 ]. kWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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7 C6 {, B2 J3 h! x3 p: ?/ bIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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' ]- k0 G: ]- z* T0 ]6 p. v, WLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
- |9 q) V& ?8 [9 L6 s& ?! n( P& smake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.

4 \8 k, _4 [  I# rWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

6 g" ^7 E$ v! OWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.

1 E3 d/ [# k& }8 T0 c# Z1 ]Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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2 G6 D  y9 A/ i9 g0 s- t5 wWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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! D4 {0 b: \* ~Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  

4 f0 Y: L* a9 yRinse conditioner off hair.
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3 Q. v  s& v' x) n, t- hShave armpits and  legs.
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0 w5 a* T. A% [& K  }. ]1 r& o: MTurn off shower.
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! R! {) o) H* Y- DSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  

Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  

4 |- N' R0 Z% z& O! |1 [5 O3 hReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  

If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  


5 P% W+ Q5 _8 [# sHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  

1 \, A3 ?3 O# C: MTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  

Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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$ i/ @* B! T! ^3 A' J* DIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.

0 R& J: X8 v* h! OAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  

9 B. Q2 v" A& n0 UGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  

  l0 J" a& D2 U+ D9 SBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  

Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  

Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  

Pee.  

& F# y  \2 ?2 k; s' a( mRinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.
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; A* S9 W/ j$ p: h/ X" g8 F0 _Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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9 \( s- o- ^* p) r  H5 mAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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# A: v$ l1 m, k, Z2 A" {; LLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  

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Throw  wet towel on bed.

If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.

partybreaker

Funny~

9527

啊，老杨，你是这么洗澡的吗？晕

Elaine.MYL

lmao...

Eunice.kk

冬日繁星

vivid! man and woman are always so different.