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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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* [: g4 o% ]1 U, pTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.3 T6 T" P# F! D
4 @2 {% z3 I# g* w9 f9 ^Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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! q: J) [# n) C kIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.6 q- I) }3 Y! Z6 l5 z
- D; t3 u& @* `& s, L2 u& s) nLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
) T5 I5 y3 M3 W' I9 [0 e- I, Ymake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc./ ?( I+ w p0 Y7 h( K, K; v% S
+ y! i* _. w+ O& J- ~4 `4 C. GGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. $ ~/ G T4 G; a. d) l# ]* R
" j: @/ O, h5 i2 D1 z; h- }9 vWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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9 q$ _2 A; ^" p7 c5 x$ T1 GWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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: L, T& c1 k" v1 |Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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2 J. ^7 t' y* r" c0 UWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. , b; |) C( y* J0 c" ~. b$ M/ k, h
3 [1 k+ T2 M' nWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 3 q' o* m" R5 } H& ^+ e
& D/ ]3 |% B, G* A( PRinse conditioner off hair.1 E1 E1 I# Z6 T! P* F
" F _# I, _) x4 r: a" F9 x0 cShave armpits and legs.* c: N+ M- w$ B- w& U" X% T
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Turn off shower.( f @- ] |8 \) B, Q" c: Q
9 r# h' A* ]! F6 ]- ^7 o+ v gSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.+ |3 K7 \) L# P9 j; _) `
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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4 U& b0 ?( W) K0 ~3 v% Y9 }/ LGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 2 j' ` P/ ]$ m- i1 T- y1 F
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. * j# B: B" h1 Q4 E4 g. S% k
! W) v% c# z+ V9 k- _) x7 |1 E9 H; e" d6 tReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 7 W( [! z% D- H
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. : U7 Q' w) ^& q) e
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( {8 ^8 F8 ~* a) e* o" ZTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. - G2 z. g8 H. M) ]
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Walk naked to the bathroom.3 b- L; v" Z' }1 f/ E G
- w+ V; w* E8 G* o% L9 a, ZIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 0 `3 U6 X+ Q: \" w+ h: r
* ^. F8 J' U& v2 s6 r. v4 fLook at your manly physique in the mirror. / b5 Z- A, x2 e8 G9 z
1 G) Z1 [, P5 ]# M8 c4 {$ q `$ a1 _Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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$ |1 T" l' k: I/ ~& A/ YGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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) J! G8 {9 ?7 ]7 R2 r2 W2 SFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. # U2 b! q) B; _: `7 @( s
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. # W$ Q3 l) ~. R+ `- t, O
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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& Q) y9 ^! L- A5 e2 V& ^Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. ! F0 P* y1 f; B) ^
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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* b( h1 [3 J; g7 u! Q( |4 qPartially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 6 a7 I, f& X9 M0 ^# |9 `" \
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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/ z9 j! D; q, A2 X$ `8 Y* l/ ]) |Throw wet towel on bed.
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l( x" v) g3 D! Q1 bIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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