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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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" l% E1 @5 o: b+ V- R$ W3 LIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.0 D1 D& F7 x) ]4 B5 F% q. C
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  7 ~5 {3 w/ u3 |# U
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 4 P: s7 s, t' u3 o0 t$ f* w1 V
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ) r+ G" `+ i$ R9 J5 f

; J1 Q  h0 x0 f4 t. Z; c: p% FWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.  j; F" O# x% \* `+ I4 k

# t0 V" i3 y5 @, t& l5 o( L( }! pCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced../ c" j, |0 ?" j" j1 F

' \* k/ O5 M( t4 uWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 4 H# _. ?1 {( n( W

7 T: R+ N8 Y7 X2 F0 eWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  2 }) t5 ]: `2 o2 l
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Rinse conditioner off hair.. z4 i; u; D( {: A2 ?. x
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Shave armpits and  legs.
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: U" R& ?0 j) t& x$ bTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.1 {/ ?+ j% {+ ~" I+ ?1 U

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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  * R8 ]" u% F6 y0 o$ w3 E

9 D4 W9 k; w1 V1 |% N0 EWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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# M1 u3 c( P, _3 ?0 p3 ?If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  % ~4 \. q6 M' Z0 B$ @1 z/ I

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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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. u9 m- m! X% D5 @& nLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. * @, N7 ?* m" X9 `- u$ n

1 O/ H# u7 x- S& d$ oAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  . d8 [1 g7 Y- e

4 c+ i. H8 F  |3 r! IGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  9 s- p+ {% J1 e* ^0 w" P# M
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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0 Q% }7 z- Y3 [8 X4 V9 nSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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% }4 D% C* @/ C4 r8 E& L7 O% EWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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5 {" N; }& b2 m5 pWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. , y. M( D. _( I
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Partially  dry off.1 \, Z* h" b) F. y

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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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