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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  ; l1 i$ f, |1 \3 n# |3 \
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2 [/ \9 n4 z6 i6 X+ tTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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$ A( i0 A- T' y5 _Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. , F; }5 o, z4 G6 |' T8 m
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.0 @/ K% I0 r6 G* s2 K1 O

) h+ _8 z. u. V# p* CLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  4 X6 r1 d8 I" ]8 F) |
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.; m, i1 a% p7 w

+ ~/ I( ]6 F. `' ^: B! TGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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6 ]7 q7 w* m3 ^$ Y7 T' @% i9 t  G" FWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.* w+ p  [1 v" {% h, l( P
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..7 k3 y/ s6 m( x2 ^5 M1 s
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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: }3 a0 ]+ u; zWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.7 S) w! L5 k, d# O

, K3 ~. m) `& ^% c8 c1 Q5 `% ?Shave armpits and  legs.7 n6 l; c; m! g

) r/ c* P! ^* P' ?! G8 P, VTurn off shower.
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- |" W4 p7 \) ISqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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( A7 j3 c, ^0 r; w2 I$ jSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  ; i$ A/ g+ ]3 c5 }1 l; X9 a

5 F; x/ Y9 I% A6 LWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  ( @1 \. U7 V, E+ l; g7 ]
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  7 o" f: x- c0 v5 W
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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: r  X6 q% {8 W# K, k8 BWalk  naked to the bathroom.. p7 L1 t" s+ G! H* Q
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  ; N! i0 P6 F0 X5 \! G

6 p& s8 y/ [/ V* E3 s' O: f4 S( HLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.    L4 s$ h  `7 v2 _, |1 n( Z  M

. W* n0 K6 ^0 h# I( |$ jGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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7 W6 N% R% g' @9 W0 `Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. + P( _% c% x( F- _$ Q3 r
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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/ I# ~. P$ ?% ?# E) s$ z: mWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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; ?# _( v& {; {Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  ' z1 `9 O: h; c8 E

4 X, E2 ?& z$ V: N- @2 [$ hPee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.% P7 {- q7 [. l0 [

* R) I/ m% q, WFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. & W' x* o/ L7 u+ k# x
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  3 b. @% B3 |  r" j+ m& o  i$ r
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  3 ?0 Y6 p% W$ D: u) X

6 }1 d. k+ u9 `2 JReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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