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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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; {% R" P7 i4 Y2 dTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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. x6 [' v' b; t; Z' h5 c# q" wWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. + M# z/ I- v. U/ {4 o( s, I- q* W
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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/ Q/ `* V& }* v( MLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
' F" O8 D5 Q# a. v5 Umake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.& X5 w, G4 t# T# \1 k, L& \. r
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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4 c# n. d! i+ [9 U9 w- VWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. * V( O7 d4 L! y/ ^
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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9 ~! Z! [( }* P G) TWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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8 x9 }0 q5 ^ n$ ?5 \$ d6 dWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 6 ~; @6 @/ x2 k8 Q3 M# @
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Rinse conditioner off hair.; [* i: V0 k% C# k$ z5 d
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Shave armpits and legs.
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) c4 P/ t" J. [Turn off shower.
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+ x( L, l5 p3 ]0 Y+ mSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.8 B9 u9 q0 H) ^' X Q" u
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. ' ?) \+ c2 e5 k& E5 D1 p
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 7 I* k \5 [6 ?5 x( C
; k* e1 J$ R, P! |# J7 a" TReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 6 Q6 {$ O6 y ` k
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 1 ~- k( A; E2 G5 Y# f- R
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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5 B7 c8 b. e* q& @. E! ]* N+ w6 {/ BWalk naked to the bathroom.- D0 q& ]; u* Z, m8 H
. u3 V) S/ l. NIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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" W: d2 G& j( t1 t3 d! ~Look at your manly physique in the mirror. - C1 E0 |) ~9 J
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 8 B* H% k4 I( W" N" E7 S
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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% F# n: _& z# t; h' y9 L' {5 }Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 9 u" Z0 g3 W- G
/ `: H. k% z' f1 y: Y, `8 [' USpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 3 _9 C' E0 q. ]% A2 A( ^
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 5 \ @; P7 l; i s
6 r) H7 n9 [8 p& ^Pee.
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0 G$ s; i% d! SRinse off and get out of shower.
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( p3 @; \% }. f, ]! dPartially dry off., C% y1 u' L4 j
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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6 K9 t* {! y1 rAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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% N) _* Z% W8 r( Q1 h. XReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 4 ?7 w: m* l6 U
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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