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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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7 w8 @0 M0 H) CTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.& F& i7 M" [4 x4 ?5 N$ y% [# F3 i
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. + O7 m) n: R0 t3 ]* y3 u3 v) a

$ S- d4 y6 z6 _. H: c$ l+ cIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.4 ^0 Q  Z* J3 P( m6 K

$ Q, e( ~& b6 U* v- g7 B2 Z5 @Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
0 ^& K( ^; i4 r& r$ I6 T# Tmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.& a* v  U; U2 F0 F* x. p$ k
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. ! j+ Z! I+ u4 b  ~) z- o+ U
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean./ x: \+ S, z8 H1 c2 m1 d( L
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 5 p* q7 o( K9 O
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  % S9 J( H5 ~5 c6 I" J0 _

7 O4 j1 a* a9 l: Y& aRinse conditioner off hair.: L* i8 W. `, W& C& b9 b" S2 K

7 n- ]* F( Y! v* hShave armpits and  legs.9 w# H. j" Q) f% r
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  $ |6 _- S* W5 n0 L
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  1 a- ^2 {' X& r3 [/ |; B
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  / ]! f$ h8 O  p7 S0 [+ x5 a. |

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0 w$ t; i7 K! R# X5 V' n+ PTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. , ^* H1 ?5 j, k, r

+ E3 e/ d  S' E/ y* ^. ^Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  7 ]9 N* a# }4 j5 o6 d  x4 h

* q: V; p* C  B& W7 H1 mGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  + F0 z2 s8 @3 t) T2 ]* m, K
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  / N6 o" Y/ M4 a! ]% C8 P, P

0 b8 m! d: o( e  I* u# BFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  5 j1 ^2 _, X# Y6 q: p

3 k% `# b4 S' p& o( oWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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1 `6 `! n/ l# ]1 f- V) @, K3 ^Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  6 A) n; G2 Q; y$ D
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.; V( Y2 S+ N1 P- W- u
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 5 |+ ~2 ?" V: P. x% I" `2 F

. K1 G5 v0 i- E2 rAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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2 Y0 b2 l/ R- g/ X( vLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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: ?: h8 H8 f: Z& l! `+ j# jReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  : r0 A$ J( ?5 ]# O; m1 y
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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