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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.& S$ u! o/ ~5 I3 ?

8 ]! Q6 G: W. Y, v8 Z' CWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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, E- J8 `9 d1 ?- R( J$ Q, |! H# eIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.5 x: E0 m- E! v9 q
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
) o* I1 j. D( |' L$ I1 M9 Q5 Emake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. + p2 P; J7 C: f% H* Z; P/ g- `) t% |
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 1 v9 e3 B9 ^& ~* g# b
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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+ x( |/ o1 o0 FCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..3 K+ G: ^5 g9 H% Z  U
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  1 Z( r1 g; V# Q. o! |; U4 }' C3 k

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" e: [5 R! l7 ?6 b6 O/ z7 q+ DShave armpits and  legs.
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  2 q8 ?$ q+ Q$ t: w
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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) |9 }9 t" o- ]& O, v" ]" VHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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# i" C" x$ q& Q7 j. cTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  # n  m$ p, K! z) i9 h# M

8 T+ u) m" _9 ?1 JWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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2 @4 u& D  S4 v( c* J6 L; LIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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) D8 i/ k/ {2 G1 gLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. ' f- T" x0 W) u+ C

! [" E# q5 e+ Z6 J" |Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  ( V( \7 R* \+ M- {) s4 q4 Y* R

% F% _8 ?, r6 R! k' ^0 TGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  2 o, r  V  S8 u
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  ! h! m- W3 x, O) q+ O- f7 O

9 z* W, @; d# K# VFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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* s7 j* H2 H" R/ |! }" _& D: bWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 6 h( l+ O2 |( o& i
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Partially  dry off.
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+ V, G( C. V  E: Z& X# H4 r5 AFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  ' v' s1 k6 ?, S6 H8 S7 J' i! I

9 Z$ R, w( F$ g2 R2 N; dReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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. P& {" C3 u$ x! K2 lIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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