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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : ) X( F5 Y0 s( R
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- " d; n& C; Z" l2 X
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc." w: e+ s$ b& M
! |6 [% z( e0 j" P( D4 i) `1 nGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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# }5 B6 y+ w3 U8 i: u J! J5 U2 hWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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4 K" J4 B* a% b/ y* M- ]7 KCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 9 r- K( r4 b! H( Z n* Z
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. ' D ]3 |5 I+ p- j
8 ]' I5 e9 u1 sRinse conditioner off hair.! m7 w2 J7 H" x. b
4 t0 K& i8 x0 }& ?: z* J- DShave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.$ f! {% M% S8 `1 p
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.# F3 L8 v4 P) f2 u O
/ ~# z* U4 n, k8 w$ qSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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8 k2 M$ N; v1 C" eGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. , w6 Y; n3 e# O( K! ?6 `! s
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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7 w u8 m( k! n: L4 K3 h6 _Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. ; Z# U+ t) n1 w) @
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: - }. \3 ~9 Z7 a, V& y! M0 h2 z
m' L) X; i7 a$ C# F$ ^; n2 ?Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. , l% O+ c9 r# s7 \, l1 l6 [- l
7 m) A( G/ ^' E' o" GWalk naked to the bathroom.- |! v' ^" o; v8 ~" W- X7 z
' i# J8 G" Y* L6 l. \If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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. |3 t: s2 J- g8 T) cLook at your manly physique in the mirror. 4 e9 e) c" }0 _4 O# \; L
: E' _% ^( Q; K, [1 {0 o6 |6 uAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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2 j2 J3 O8 O! P4 _5 lGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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4 m2 t8 y6 b$ |; a4 \0 MBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. + T' F, M: h* M6 y1 {) B
0 ~8 I* S/ r# ?; nSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. D7 E+ A$ \' u" ^9 J1 b, x: K
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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9 ?. O9 w# P8 TWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 3 l: v5 y3 l" ?, ]* F
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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, J+ U9 R' Z! u9 b1 H. h( ^Partially dry off.
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1 w% q2 {3 x4 U4 w: o: uFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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9 E4 E* T7 ~& e+ S' w9 e" \! z9 ZAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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' w, B0 a' v1 |3 H1 f6 h1 }Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. ' M/ F. k5 R# P7 }2 I, }
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Throw wet towel on bed. " P! Y5 p+ C1 D. {
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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