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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.; H) i* U" D$ e) ]& @6 u# ?: M2 f
) B; d: V O8 v( y, n8 S% B6 aWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. + q% ^1 o- [$ J5 ^
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.( C* f- i" J4 \
- c+ M# T. q' T4 }2 T& WLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- - |& \, N3 U3 \5 M+ Z, s
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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7 T. q- Z: F" Z" p b/ p+ n6 u: }Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. * n0 ~# z$ n1 J. F
' P8 b6 T, l/ `- F; o9 pWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. - ?3 p9 @+ J) T5 h ]* `6 i
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. k5 h9 T" D5 A# Q1 w* n" H! W
6 \3 D+ Y% z0 @, r0 i6 ICondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..! A; m$ U- r& V6 n
? c2 s3 o& X2 }6 M" N( AWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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& D7 Z R/ m/ x0 h/ KWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. # _# }: H1 W) ~3 R
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Rinse conditioner off hair.9 R2 a8 c6 y2 W. s2 f4 t
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Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.% r8 h8 W" q( u w! i: ]
* [* m/ X7 [/ g/ V1 l: V0 c7 P& E/ wSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.4 B6 {, ]4 P/ \" e* ^) U5 {
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. , O* \7 C3 P3 O
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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5 C4 L* [; H# q$ x/ v d: XWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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1 v8 _! H9 \; f* ~, D1 gReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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2 s; Q* L$ a. \' l2 X& w1 GHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 1 X9 S/ r* b% L8 @5 m) Q! r+ T5 |/ |
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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3 e& G! }3 y+ U( ]Walk naked to the bathroom." g+ w# l: u) C
+ `9 t# \+ T. ^8 m- PIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. ! q: b) E4 @# `: K% _: l- @# x. O9 K" d
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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; M# Y) S7 H, M- V5 U+ `. fAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 5 N- O% ]% Q0 G; W7 K
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 8 w9 _) N# _- S+ t L: |
/ c, t# e) z k! LFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. ) ~- J# u g) e1 F; y+ Y8 k1 s
/ \8 W2 |- b# t7 q0 d" m4 d' TSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. ( O* m0 `# ?2 k4 u I% W
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Pee. + V0 P7 E- `) w1 a0 m6 ]% W4 A* ^! p
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Rinse off and get out of shower. 1 G0 I+ I% |/ Z' h# b ~' L7 t
/ j1 t5 E6 \, }Partially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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0 O; I& T- v8 f, b! [' e# KAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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; b+ V9 D+ T4 I! K# tReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. + F" e6 o$ U, ]7 G
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Throw wet towel on bed. 9 g; q' F9 w$ \( O+ Y4 H
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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