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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  3 |, S; b6 P: M& ^- l9 h4 ]
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.' Y" A& w( d5 ?8 M" \3 _4 E; \

0 G) n; G& h0 Y( jLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  ! B) [( Q3 Q& p: l' X+ t2 T$ w
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.0 W7 a6 E5 @( f, ^# B4 l/ D
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. - `8 n5 {7 m* C. L0 ?; H" Z

& H# L  v/ ^4 u! k2 H9 k- O2 lWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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3 B3 G% F0 E; E, w. fCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..; u6 Y, F" j& x4 f' v% t

& V- h( o# q9 A- ^Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ! L4 G( I; c% G; F. }6 l
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  8 Q& K; m6 C8 x( W! h  _
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Rinse conditioner off hair.% E: b. B! R$ x: y( L

- \4 C# K: a, ]* Z- KShave armpits and  legs.! t2 }: \# K' M. T2 z

$ D$ w! `7 q0 ETurn off shower.; W) T# |$ z7 W! a9 `; r
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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! m5 t% y2 b, l. s  E$ V0 BSpray mold spots with Tilex. 2 f, j4 {. d+ t2 Q

* x% N1 {) S4 \8 f. PGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  " g# a  P* Z* C" }2 c
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  4 S, L. X- e" u' n

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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  1 o& {9 o+ B; Z- r' C1 N) B5 b
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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/ E$ L8 _% z+ d. [1 V2 w6 p8 F! t6 qWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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; q$ h. s; T  z7 d3 R/ r  WIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  & z  `6 z/ D8 x0 W
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  ' M" \7 H. W0 D* t" ~$ P

. U" ~4 E9 n) Z- z: vGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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7 T% N. m, D; n, o1 W: N4 ?Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. % _! G7 D6 @, M

1 e  G* k( T2 _& M' \2 [Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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% J; `2 x3 L9 s8 V% O- c# RWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  ' X' F2 G' D9 a. s' x3 s/ |2 [
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Pee.  
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; G( x' K7 l/ k) n; a. xRinse  off and get out of shower. 8 \# A# t* B8 }0 }

; Z, ]3 e! Z9 w' j$ pPartially  dry off.
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% Z! A! B( P: p$ Y6 I, U! |- ?4 q# tFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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' b$ U8 O! g- j* }" i4 SAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  & t# X0 E1 O3 B5 S- L' S
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Throw  wet towel on bed. 8 V; M! G' s: K: _" z$ O# s$ `" s' w
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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