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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Z. k( ^6 H& l9 E) d$ _Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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( d; z \3 b! E1 `! x5 GLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ( u( _& {$ Q& Z7 }; g1 B! \
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc./ P: r" ^" O0 Y4 N
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. {; h. u; z! R& z+ n* |
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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, R; Q8 _/ r2 c" vWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Shave armpits and legs.# H8 M2 @3 w; K# R
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7 X- ^, T' P' b- H9 nSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.3 {3 }" k& Q* k! {: r+ V* ~. T
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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1 \. ]2 o) ]6 L- a3 W- c0 HWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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6 R( b6 L& ]8 T, Y$ V4 IReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. , G5 H1 c. [$ q- _( q, o
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. - r' j% a3 ?0 t
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3 f3 p% p4 K: c; W. R: SHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: $ l) `% G$ i$ F* }
% o/ ?; K6 J& i2 aTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. $ P0 ~* I6 N' [8 I; i7 @3 O9 w* b5 H
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Walk naked to the bathroom.( F# p" P2 s8 u- c# [
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. / I# A9 ?0 H ?# h% x
. }2 }% J$ O5 g7 M+ V& ]( RLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. - f' H. k5 @1 l7 [- _
+ v; j$ w6 }/ e7 ?& {Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 1 g- F1 C; _- {; a7 W; n6 }( T7 @
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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) c: {$ v0 Q* n3 Q/ @Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 0 n3 l0 A# q. d
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Pee. 1 r0 |) j" p8 E8 ]& l
: g8 q5 W" I. `) p lRinse off and get out of shower. d4 ^$ m2 i. o- l
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Partially dry off.
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/ w3 D# c7 k6 l6 BFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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. w1 N! v7 |7 j7 rAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. ! |) j$ [) ~' p1 V4 t
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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. { x8 w* \0 G6 _ P1 wIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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