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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  5 G0 [+ k8 r7 i! ?' _+ ~3 G! q8 k

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.0 {8 u$ _# ?. a+ [1 e- N" m

2 S  [3 w7 Y( \7 S! N7 `7 M/ hWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 4 c, W. _3 J8 Q7 f0 G

: W$ O6 q- D5 b2 e/ j+ xIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.: {) M; U# g& h& ?: l
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
# {5 H* @+ m5 @/ w3 kmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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5 I7 C1 l% @; R3 h1 u, T- `Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ! e5 d1 Q& J. W& s+ [% n: \- t
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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/ d1 V- [0 S2 z6 y$ G: r- OCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  5 ~8 K! ^6 d" d
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.
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; ^* v* ?1 B$ V; u" A5 {, [8 i, zTurn off shower.7 h& p9 K- l" ~  \( {5 ~/ V. e$ L
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.2 q0 ?- X$ k# K! N0 h  h! B7 T" K

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3 E( C2 [; j7 a( MGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  . A0 r9 \# A, G& j" i( J2 }  Q
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.    w# J* Z% H/ V: x0 Q# h' A
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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3 c% w' \+ _/ E# c$ ?Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  ( q0 i+ C( L, ]8 K" b5 @. y0 u

" K1 [; P/ b+ B! O2 LWalk  naked to the bathroom.  M% Z" v. t- t% b0 d- ^

+ B: x& O+ p$ _! c' |, m. r2 y0 VIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  1 D# H, \4 q$ n' C- F2 S: N

2 v- i5 z' ~  ]" OLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  ! `4 j2 I; D% c4 v% y5 K

2 h" O2 `( Z0 [/ F8 @Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  ( |1 B5 q4 `- W$ f' l

: \$ n3 ]: Q; J0 {; z8 x  OBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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9 @) F  d8 u$ Q$ E6 ~5 t  LFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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4 [, d, \, ^- E1 K# C$ vSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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2 \8 y: H7 N4 n% E) [2 U: ?) ]  TPee.  
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1 h: Z; c% f: H: t+ _9 u6 i5 I9 q0 }Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.7 q( ~: S* |; R0 s" ]

/ L1 r9 A% p, d# I8 ?& m1 s9 @3 UFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  - O0 F: \& B; R, ^

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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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