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Kids in Church0 b I4 A1 y& \8 R& Q5 o
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3-year-old Reese :: w9 c+ l. ~) |( P0 C: U8 j, P
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,( _. j ]" d# v+ W) p
Harold is his name.
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% n8 n" O/ ?/ |* PA little boy was overheard praying:
# _& S2 U0 r+ a, |3 I- }5 e"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,; P- U9 R- G: m, R, J/ Z. U
don't worry about it.
; U6 `) G p. _; s; ZI'm having a real good time like I am."; T0 M. n* B i: e$ Q2 c# k& ~
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After the christening of his baby brother
0 E( D9 C7 w6 {; g2 w& z B0 s0 _+ N& N1 nin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
# a" |) P' X( k+ {in the back seat of the car. His father asked$ N/ f+ M+ _: i
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
. J/ I+ N: s! a! dboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
4 b& a& Y& R& s, ]8 q8 ous broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted9 Q) Z/ q+ Z: L1 |9 ~ p J/ I
to stay with you guys."9 i* c6 m" C' L' U) Y
, z# i1 I; r+ ~' [& T3 H( c( NOne particular four-year-old prayed,
" J9 r# B3 c7 Z. i9 r9 C"And forgive us our trash baskets as
: s) Y" S0 b) L9 g: {* Hwe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
/ B0 S& O, }6 C$ i# {children as they were on the way to
( g+ l! w" @# ~3 O, W3 \/ W: b8 Z% JChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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+ V6 o7 v. n: V5 wOne bright little girl replied,4 S: u6 k" b7 |4 C3 q& P
"Because people are sleeping.", S. A0 d8 O/ M- K0 V
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A mother was preparing pancakes for w9 c3 `+ u' h+ b! Z
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.8 m* G6 e1 ] w4 c3 v
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a% |' K5 l( M' P) s. r! x8 i
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
( t& x1 ?0 G/ {2 W/ D# Bwould say, 'Let my brother have the
. \7 N: k, U( J# x- S; C# s* K! M& }0 afirst pancake, I can wait' ."
6 r- [3 n- a4 IKevin turned to his younger brother and
# Y" ` @& [; X: Y/ _- J6 Xsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
) Y! x' b3 a4 X/ U, gwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
8 x& Z! g8 U' v2 ^grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
* [9 i8 U% Z# n; t4 z, z/ Uwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
8 F8 n9 w" w& Q& Z. a" G6 T4 u"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked., B$ u; R; Y9 Z+ y
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
2 j- L7 f0 G+ O" @/ I! {The boy thought a moment and then said,
4 E8 E* q/ l. E9 Y1 g9 `2 e"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
6 y" ^% p; Y2 ^$ y$ K" l7 pAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
- u. H8 e! N+ n' A8 T9 rdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
, B! o5 e$ h |; mblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The. ~; b# t2 n+ f' h
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."# u/ [, g7 D2 V/ J3 ^5 m
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head8 a. W' G1 k9 ?: S8 V! m; \# v
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these8 n ]+ Z! O9 J+ ?4 Y# P
people to dinner?". l: c, a4 x* X% }; b$ N
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Cheers!!!+ x5 U/ H: @1 h
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Peace, love and happines! |
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