可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
# `, \6 B4 [; l/ O"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
2 i, U: ?3 o& ^# ?7 S8 M& s"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
* K5 L( n6 U1 i: U3 R: lin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
4 n( C% U) f' F0 o0 p8 uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
: b/ H. U3 W+ G8 B, W0 o6 Zus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
$ e+ |0 E: A! I2 p6 P# `"And forgive us our trash baskets as
5 q2 A8 _9 i, @0 @- ]we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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' L! @" V# f( n6 p, {A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"
* b7 C/ S5 l& }4 g4 FOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
9 C* t2 t6 b9 GThe boys began to argue over who would
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; s+ a+ U+ _* R4 \% ?" a" dTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
4 S$ {) z+ s  _$ f( a( i" `1 N0 }8 Fwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
$ q$ o+ Y# N* ~" N( r& uwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
- Y( t! `8 C' E$ Owhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
" ^" n) N6 i$ p9 J6 A8 \"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
$ G4 G, T; J$ u+ _. k# z7 J; lThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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. ]* U( p9 Y* u7 N9 t) G9 wA wife invited some people to dinner.
6 B( e4 @1 J$ Y- CAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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. s0 F( F5 C* q0 YCheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

* G) I( g% L+ w" a2 A, kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 c0 |* Y( V8 P7 P8 v"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
/ |, i, I  B+ f  G1 bI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

# v- F' m! L5 J0 S: V5 j) Qaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

, n7 g0 {* r9 q1 T& t5 _5 ORecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' a8 h: K7 m6 z( t4 E"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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# g& g5 T8 k9 u* d* }; O+ V1 w好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

# B  E) I# u) [* F8 Sha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

9 n& M2 N% ~6 Z0 J& ~aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

$ b) P1 ~# f4 c0 {% Z5 u$ qRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

% A# ^( ^+ ~8 J2 m- K$ GAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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# y  h% }" ^9 |+ _) \Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

" N  E) t' b# \+ n$ u1 A/ yThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby