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Kids in Church
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8 L- } v- a4 u8 X- ^3-year-old Reese :
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Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
- E. Y; q) Z3 [# _5 u, Z7 d"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,- {7 [3 h' m2 i- f% u
don't worry about it.
5 E }; s% g* G/ q D4 \, z2 yI'm having a real good time like I am."
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" Q. O% d3 x6 W5 K* g4 XAfter the christening of his baby brother( \5 o: L9 j0 q, E5 Q
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted8 b5 N+ c6 A1 g2 Z
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,* }2 ]8 _; q$ q1 f. [: d. e& i
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
& j, a* f9 W1 I! j; X. \: gwe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
g" Y( Z) r8 L. e2 C; Nchildren as they were on the way to
0 n$ t% M4 O( K9 I6 n- wChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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1 h! u6 K% F# |8 j$ w3 N! H6 F+ _One bright little girl replied,) Y/ W0 p9 G% P$ ] ?
"Because people are sleeping."& ^$ z K7 u) y, S1 S1 R1 }" a- H+ ^4 W
- d" i& ]* O' b- q$ b! j' IA mother was preparing pancakes for( |- c9 @' }$ ~
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
+ H# N5 @2 s7 zThe boys began to argue over who would& A8 P1 l1 M7 q( ~
get the first pancake.
% w# {$ u+ m( Z: B) T# ]Their mother saw the opportunity for a" o( I/ N c0 Q5 Z4 B
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He( g8 z1 g$ N9 R% i% J7 k
would say, 'Let my brother have the
6 d# s8 Y' u$ X9 I5 t4 @first pancake, I can wait' ." p7 S9 g: r; f0 [7 [+ i H m
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
7 U: H) {- s. T0 hsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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' ? ` d7 R4 _5 C3 Y6 A' v* GA father was at the beach with his children1 ], X! u8 }0 X) C0 }4 C
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
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where a seagull lay dead in the sand.7 H) }/ d2 ^& h& c: u+ j7 A
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.( T+ m5 |) Z/ {' V/ \( {, S) w
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
[, D0 e. E2 b0 d6 I8 YThe boy thought a moment and then said,
: Z% q6 {+ H0 y3 _! E5 r"Did God throw him back down?") K( D# W/ ^" w/ w H M
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A wife invited some people to dinner.4 Z% Q6 X/ g, G3 y
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
" @" d4 v2 _, U- }! [daughter and said, "Would you like to say the9 m: H6 o/ Z p+ a+ G! V
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
, [! a' e3 ~3 B; rgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."8 i& S* c% k G: i& {, c8 ?0 Q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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$ w9 i2 F- S9 E) b2 W4 c( W1 vpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!3 u* E$ ~; o) {9 g8 t
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Peace, love and happines! |
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