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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church& Y3 Y6 }% O, c& S1 s" v  c9 E% ?
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3-year-old Reese :
8 N0 C$ `& q- o2 r8 j9 a"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
' `& M1 {& T( P- K$ a* HHarold is his name.4 b: y, b) @2 n6 n$ f4 G  R; r3 Q
Amen."
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/ Y1 T2 n! l& D8 C# sA little boy was overheard praying:  T" P2 R! h' L
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ @. {0 F) r1 p1 o2 s" odon't worry about it.
1 Y; ?1 y5 z) I# s0 AI'm having a real good time like I am."+ M/ M' y8 r0 ?" g: o: {8 C' X, y6 l+ b
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After the christening of his baby brother
& M( p7 J4 Z1 `0 x9 H* Hin church, Jason sobbed all the way home9 z4 `  h' x. }1 P
in the back seat of the car. His father asked) V, t+ g. \% ?
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 Y- ^& |+ B; O2 w; xboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
) W6 e' d( c+ H/ rus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
8 p' T2 V8 K# q) eto stay with you guys."0 y; r( j! _( e; \4 @

' y* I" d4 P9 T5 kOne particular four-year-old prayed,
1 E! h9 Z, \0 S0 y$ \"And forgive us our trash baskets as
4 ^( k# o' G: V+ g# H! Awe forgive those who put trash in our" p8 V% C/ Z3 E& T) |
baskets."
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1 H+ R* o2 B) I, X9 u# n6 b" YA Sunday school teacher asked her) d5 i: z! z& ?; R6 N
children as they were on the way to
  S- C" V  {' v, p0 pChurch service, "and why is it necessary$ ]* Q, K# ?! L! e$ W7 W
to be quiet in Church?": ]1 m$ M) X# y% ?* h: f
One bright little girl replied,: H  F. J) w* S# h3 B8 L+ y$ u
"Because people are sleeping."8 z* T+ P& H& c
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A mother was preparing pancakes for! ?# r8 K! f3 |- R- v- i
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 O! y2 k9 A  D7 N( [8 d1 DThe boys began to argue over who would8 l7 y0 I3 Q/ V: m7 v2 O$ h
get the first pancake.
- t7 Y$ [* z7 ^( QTheir mother saw the opportunity for a' \' K, z! J% q  N- G4 {9 p
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
3 P9 ]$ o5 \7 N& {would say, 'Let my brother have the6 @4 c8 Z1 v7 g' w: W1 C
first pancake, I can wait' ."% X3 z$ k. {( \5 Z  f+ i
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
$ G8 n8 @' {. I7 p- psaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
- E* s+ h' R- G& jwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,. ~9 ~1 A* F3 I* F
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore3 {% q2 K: D1 d
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.! k# ~% p6 L& c  b+ t8 A/ g* v0 I
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
: F  x: R8 X' e5 s/ O2 ]6 k"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
' _+ ^, \3 G7 ^. WThe boy thought a moment and then said,! p+ m+ h7 G, a: q2 i! @
"Did God throw him back down?"
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3 Y1 E! [6 q' O2 N3 p$ {. p& HA wife invited some people to dinner.
' O3 l0 \; `9 ]6 j$ D1 E# ?4 M( ^: ?At the table, she turned to their six-year-old- ]  s+ L$ q7 j3 |
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 Y8 F, |0 w; }" J' h  `4 H  oblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
$ ~: k% n* P  ggirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
* U. w: e' o6 m" _The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
8 l7 J$ j5 A1 P4 |3 V" b% B3 r2 P9 {and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these; w4 Z# R' o. u, y
people to dinner?") z8 s' R6 u) K. t7 b
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
) K2 D9 J) f. LVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

0 Z/ p% P/ R+ I; G: naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: : d: {1 |6 w" O- B; N5 x

. S0 {6 n' @5 y. x& h$ YRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% ?& O! Z. x# ]( e: p4 t"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  w. A  d8 E- O9 A1 X) V* Q7 hMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ( Q" o+ B4 Q7 U% [- @) z
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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9 ~, {! D9 u) b3 R. @( z+ K6 [aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 9 x2 l6 C( H& R- a
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.3 z4 O4 X0 h- n6 N  w0 l
"Don't be selfish!" I said.4 ~  J+ _3 N' c& ]1 P! v# E
My boy's eyes turned ...

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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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% N' e3 K  t4 {, I! q: n% yha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ) G$ L* S9 j/ T& V+ t
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: / L: m" r# l  G4 t* S' F: J
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.2 i9 {! X7 w, [+ @0 @' {
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- u/ g; v1 J+ ?' nMy boy's eyes turned ...
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0 G1 T* s& u+ t( C  T5 ^/ TAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.  m+ {1 }5 f& i  r6 {/ v. I
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) x7 M$ s( d9 A2 zMy boy's eyes turned ...
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2 ]4 Q2 p, k2 @9 `3 rThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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