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Kids in Church0 D( D# y1 }& R/ \6 c$ [7 c# L+ v
4 }; a2 ]1 k$ t4 Y3-year-old Reese :- Z) `7 t0 @ G
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:( f0 m; P& C* v! M% |5 H3 A
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."
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3 G( Z, T U* E% V* o0 a9 T4 D" BAfter the christening of his baby brother5 C/ t* {+ u' X3 N7 ]
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
: W3 G( P7 h# o$ R4 qin the back seat of the car. His father asked
- E1 l; ]# K# O. U0 `; W4 Ghim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
X8 |, o/ c1 c0 t7 n: vboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted% Q1 C d8 I3 e' A2 @5 |/ B6 c1 Z- x
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted5 x/ ?! B. }) R p- s- Q
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
1 E6 v( h8 H! i" I* {- ~"And forgive us our trash baskets as
, K! e: c: e& |5 Lwe forgive those who put trash in our
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+ ^9 ^2 l% M: O: K9 O' _) qA Sunday school teacher asked her
. U1 \3 F' T$ @2 B1 l% i7 `6 s; z! Wchildren as they were on the way to
" L7 f% g& E% Q) h; VChurch service, "and why is it necessary
: ?, f3 B+ o& Nto be quiet in Church?"& E( P3 a- F; u1 q& i: m1 Y
One bright little girl replied,* z. N5 U5 M3 F* a* a
"Because people are sleeping."
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/ l, u4 r. B4 S8 N7 w! rA mother was preparing pancakes for
2 U3 ~# b; h; y( R' v% p+ sher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
9 r$ B$ P" z. y9 I, vThe boys began to argue over who would
8 y' _# J1 c& ~. ]% V3 Lget the first pancake.
- f- g( ?/ w7 v8 ]! n, Q3 c ITheir mother saw the opportunity for a0 T% s6 U5 y$ k" {! n) ?/ J0 n
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He' F1 e, X: ^8 z! y* S/ J
would say, 'Let my brother have the
Q; S3 j" j2 H0 u) B3 W1 Tfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
3 y2 E( }4 }" s$ H. {3 [: nKevin turned to his younger brother and6 {1 m2 K6 c* r/ s" r6 `% M I
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"3 y* k9 d! D& `* l
$ i5 @. k% \: ZA father was at the beach with his children% }" k, a( N2 E8 Y
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
6 H/ A# j6 U, C, p, ~grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore' S% V' L! x. C* n
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
3 l5 A$ d' `" d! y' }"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.- K# n: c( s. p o2 n: T: g
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
* B2 P% |( r: HThe boy thought a moment and then said,+ B0 [' X- h7 M! H8 v* f1 j* m
"Did God throw him back down?"% }" R3 O2 a8 s, F
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A wife invited some people to dinner.6 W# T4 ?/ [5 T
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old+ E6 U9 G+ l: |
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the1 v' E0 k' i, K8 o
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
4 @, N. a# _, [7 m$ Egirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
$ o3 U" N1 \& P$ O2 ]The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head0 ?. B* e% A9 t; ?. q: C
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these9 ^8 F3 I) Q/ S& E/ _. k
people to dinner?"# p1 y" k* O d, o8 g
" a* k& X Y# K6 R. L1 z" LCheers!!!- [7 M8 c7 B4 \- c
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Peace, love and happines! |
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