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Kids in Church& Y3 Y6 }% O, c& S1 s" v c9 E% ?
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3-year-old Reese :
8 N0 C$ `& q- o2 r8 j9 a"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
' `& M1 {& T( P- K$ a* HHarold is his name.4 b: y, b) @2 n6 n$ f4 G R; r3 Q
Amen."
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/ Y1 T2 n! l& D8 C# sA little boy was overheard praying: T" P2 R! h' L
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ @. {0 F) r1 p1 o2 s" odon't worry about it.
1 Y; ?1 y5 z) I# s0 AI'm having a real good time like I am."+ M/ M' y8 r0 ?" g: o: {8 C' X, y6 l+ b
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After the christening of his baby brother
& M( p7 J4 Z1 `0 x9 H* Hin church, Jason sobbed all the way home9 z4 ` h' x. }1 P
in the back seat of the car. His father asked) V, t+ g. \% ?
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 Y- ^& |+ B; O2 w; xboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
) W6 e' d( c+ H/ rus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
8 p' T2 V8 K# q) eto stay with you guys."0 y; r( j! _( e; \4 @
' y* I" d4 P9 T5 kOne particular four-year-old prayed,
1 E! h9 Z, \0 S0 y$ \"And forgive us our trash baskets as
4 ^( k# o' G: V+ g# H! Awe forgive those who put trash in our" p8 V% C/ Z3 E& T) |
baskets."
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1 H+ R* o2 B) I, X9 u# n6 b" YA Sunday school teacher asked her) d5 i: z! z& ?; R6 N
children as they were on the way to
S- C" V {' v, p0 pChurch service, "and why is it necessary$ ]* Q, K# ?! L! e$ W7 W
to be quiet in Church?": ]1 m$ M) X# y% ?* h: f
One bright little girl replied,: H F. J) w* S# h3 B8 L+ y$ u
"Because people are sleeping."8 z* T+ P& H& c
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A mother was preparing pancakes for! ?# r8 K! f3 |- R- v- i
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 O! y2 k9 A D7 N( [8 d1 DThe boys began to argue over who would8 l7 y0 I3 Q/ V: m7 v2 O$ h
get the first pancake.
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moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."% X3 z$ k. {( \5 Z f+ i
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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A father was at the beach with his children
- E* s+ h' R- G& jwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,. ~9 ~1 A* F3 I* F
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore3 {% q2 K: D1 d
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.! k# ~% p6 L& c b+ t8 A/ g* v0 I
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
: F x: R8 X' e5 s/ O2 ]6 k"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
' _+ ^, \3 G7 ^. WThe boy thought a moment and then said,! p+ m+ h7 G, a: q2 i! @
"Did God throw him back down?"
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3 Y1 E! [6 q' O2 N3 p$ {. p& HA wife invited some people to dinner.
' O3 l0 \; `9 ]6 j$ D1 E# ?4 M( ^: ?At the table, she turned to their six-year-old- ] s+ L$ q7 j3 |
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 Y8 F, |0 w; }" J' h `4 H oblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
$ ~: k% n* P ggirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
* U. w: e' o6 m" _The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
8 l7 J$ j5 A1 P4 |3 V" b% B3 r2 P9 {and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these; w4 Z# R' o. u, y
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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