2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
& U3 s/ l; w8 f  uYou have 2 cows，
9 C# Z8 }' F) A+ Y# _You give one to your neighbour.
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2 p. `; [" M9 t% ?; H, bCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
- u) A, G) Q% ^7 o+ u) |The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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FASCISM法西斯主义
: n4 f! c( p+ T. Y+ F7 ~7 DYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

4 m% x( @& M6 }/ n4 C8 E1 ]NAZISM纳粹主义
  s8 m) U, j* |: h' o' [* j: _* s' r6 eYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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% x+ V4 G( S& r8 Y: Q) V% v" [* ZBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
- ]* g! B: z6 A6 X" h' E/ A# G4 p. IYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
9 E% M* I" Z- Q% i9 }You sell them and retire on the income.

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