2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
- g& y% X; J; r+ h" K3 \You have 2 cows，
+ l  c, Q5 W$ mYou give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
1 ]3 @6 ^& \7 CYou have 2 cows，
- `& |' I& G  {5 F) X: C! w3 qThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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! [1 u. Q, w8 e) I- Q7 A; @2 I4 s  zFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
8 Z" C4 g3 n8 J" {  N/ y' TYou have 2 cows，
% d; m6 e9 b! a3 j5 X! QThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
$ h6 D, j4 N+ f$ ~" rYou have 2 cows，
1 \0 G( B* r2 `' z" bThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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( G2 q/ G& ^* v/ ?, h; ^% HTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
4 W6 B: ~4 B- k& d, QYou sell one and buy a bull.
$ \9 @+ h: b! X/ @# p2 vYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
" j! B3 v$ s7 W& g' MYou sell them and retire on the income.

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