2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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4 {+ V  i/ t3 l7 ~COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


  C5 i5 c, f7 r( FFASCISM法西斯主义
6 s, K6 P0 F6 A6 BYou have 2 cows，
8 m1 D8 c/ l. A3 n) E" ?The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
) D! ]0 u' Y& t6 a! }: D) yYou have 2 cows，
0 m4 M1 K0 i8 o- vThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
* j7 q! U+ A" p: A7 NThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
- p+ D1 r3 f9 S. \% {Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
) N( M  n! z, n" dYou sell them and retire on the income.
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