2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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, v# _; l$ X, f7 ?COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
# t; L1 A6 k/ ~: K! NThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
9 x0 z+ r! _1 p( y8 U% `4 e! nThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
$ R% W/ L0 d6 \. a$ E% SThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
$ T: h1 x: X9 S' [  `- U; GYou have 2 cows，
3 ]8 q7 r: c" NThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
0 ?. P4 F0 b* A5 w1 ], ]You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
8 N3 A- p3 ~6 Z: i/ ?( b: pYou sell them and retire on the income.
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