2 cows

睡懒觉的闹钟

SOCIALISM社会主义
3 f0 [9 }5 `3 h7 F3 wYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
! D( r) g$ Z+ \- U7 hYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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: M+ L3 J# w5 d$ }% TFASCISM法西斯主义
$ d9 p' _( t" C7 FYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
% g2 {" }/ U6 I) x0 C- D/ x2 ^' NYou have 2 cows，
9 u6 a# _* v/ X) w5 j, r2 k% HThe State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
  [5 t) v2 {/ `8 j- wYou have 2 cows，
1 d: F7 `* m3 a. G  ~1 nThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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' k1 J7 X7 Z1 mTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
, J  E/ X( W" ?+ F$ X% XYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
' e! y$ U* f$ Z  M5 S9 B, {* W! OYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
2 t' l; k( t  z, DYou sell them and retire on the income.
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