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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song ; V, m" z: J5 V; f4 r
by Sean Morey , G: O N. I, H. f' | r+ y
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.5 J9 s* P" ?9 e
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 1 ~: l0 ^0 B) u
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
1 o6 x: B( `. o( u; C BI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.: s3 V: f8 |% }# w! F5 ^& l6 x5 V, e
3 S# M% o; | F9 }$ CWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
+ `" J3 q/ E; k* r2 \, C0 wAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
' m* A5 W, }7 u& t" ]The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
0 R/ W% U7 c, P f'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.! g* o' t% K1 k' D5 {& \
M2 T. Y* s/ eAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
" P' E0 N* p' |'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
) k- u/ d% C& K3 E6 ~+ b. dAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
2 L! O, B# h9 N9 OI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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) t+ K* H5 D; j- q2 R( k2 p% PAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
0 d+ L( z4 Y! l$ Y4 `5 U* S! ZAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.( M' J. p* N) {5 T5 q5 e$ _4 G$ o7 ]
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.* u3 p( G8 b( l2 H! ~& q
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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