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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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* f: ]; M) @! F* @4 P F P6 ], |The Man Song # T2 [+ L i: q) U. _: F
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.' x" p) I x8 x7 u6 d$ B8 V
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
( Z0 C7 V; _. ^+ `$ V'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
' R( J$ C5 e) h, L+ MI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.+ `6 X( d8 c/ Z, E! `8 @
1 x* Y! J8 j; W s- z& eWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
( A: Z( m) r+ u( N5 w# X* OAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
$ u" s: m. E3 m$ O, WThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
- e9 j7 N' N4 q+ N/ U& b& l'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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& n6 t1 L# v: Q4 p) e. j4 t# M' C1 \ vAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
* B3 B$ L' ~1 z/ E# T# X0 { J'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
4 G: Y$ G' w% \( DAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
( X% T& `$ t% B; `I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around., M) S- ]% o3 m! q
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.4 \6 B8 O0 ?- D2 S% m
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
/ b/ D5 D, `1 X0 WBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.9 ^- i; z' @! q% ]( l
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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