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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash8 _* L. }9 p- T9 p5 N
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html) I2 U4 q6 }# N M z: k
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The Man Song 7 j% n5 V7 l% t- u& \( L
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.8 u/ d- B8 T o8 M& Y( S
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
+ N; B' t/ e5 S# k/ P5 p( L'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
/ g% E/ f4 y3 s* |& mI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.7 C0 o# M6 I' d6 [' v
' ^6 m1 i3 V# L I* {% @; V" }What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
. F W* n' N* q- @& PAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.6 m4 u: ]% U$ e( T; y# q; v
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. r! \0 Q, }( D
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.0 V5 f9 E. U, v. S- A5 A, }
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 V( w( Q7 d9 C4 R# {
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.9 W8 Z. J, h; ?
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.. ?7 G7 h0 R" s# {
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
+ k' n \5 K/ x$ A( ?Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
9 X- D! n) c! d' N' } zBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! , x. K, g! n5 K1 {
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