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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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* W5 {& f: D8 l: F" AThe Man Song
/ C/ V/ Q7 C% m/ k; A+ _4 }! a by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you., e( v: u0 B8 S% F
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
( z7 ~6 O$ c) U9 n6 _7 G" J'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".' y( K; r ~' K7 S
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.0 G0 K& q% z. U$ |1 U+ h0 t
3 u8 x/ L2 g6 p: ~0 a1 \What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
; _ P( q# j. B3 _+ p1 ~And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
$ u [# c' f. N1 d* t; e2 MThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
/ E. {. K# @4 e2 P/ J) W, j' P'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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, R3 f% p& r* W9 V/ H) K+ RAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
) u, s, i9 H, L8 o) ?'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.0 Z) d q& U5 a, Z
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
- k' z- X, Q0 i5 M+ q- {% `4 ~; BI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.3 a# u6 B& j) |5 I
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.! r' Q% r: w0 U" o% s: p/ E1 B( [
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
) W3 T6 j9 ^5 p9 T3 EBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
/ f: a9 a: l* @3 U% @' g# X9 U* nBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! # M" H( Z6 J: ~/ I* Q+ w2 |' E7 l
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