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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash2 |. k* V6 D Y- t4 X2 Q! X. Q: Y
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html# t- U3 Z6 A& i8 @, N
& l6 M8 a/ ]5 M3 |The Man Song
7 L' r/ @) j. E: e7 a5 g by Sean Morey $ U+ d; ^6 T% U0 i
) g6 d( Q7 A* BI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
7 f! ]3 [ m) O1 wI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
v+ b( D, r/ f8 W, S'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% b* `4 N0 [' d) nI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home., E- e5 t* D1 G2 i
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.6 B, z( Z: O5 M5 R4 @! o
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.( V+ R% k$ F6 k' y
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
W' {8 x7 u) o% O# S. e'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head., V3 N2 `9 G2 N s ?
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want., N! o3 L! P& d. C% S
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
3 {3 G9 w8 \# W- B& a8 U5 oAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.7 Q: A+ L S# P2 H
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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0 m5 Z- w/ P5 c/ Q. M: }, F1 bAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.5 X* b/ y& D3 {
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
% g0 n; g* O2 x! k. wBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.* M2 a5 \; ], R2 B. k2 P% q
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 0 W* c* V% j% R/ w* |; B
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