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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash7 E, Z, K4 Y1 E( `. h
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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# ?" j$ t. a6 ^# W. y/ K8 W$ I/ pThe Man Song 4 t2 X- M8 P+ l( c
by Sean Morey : s1 b& \# b" K# ]
& Y. t( [0 c2 _3 u- JI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. M/ r5 S: K: }3 m% c
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ; C9 t$ h1 q1 O6 S3 V1 x W, O' ]
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
( B r3 \2 Q4 M' k" II'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.- G( t) b; |7 ?9 ]4 Z: s
2 G) ]. t) x' _( ?3 DWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
9 h0 @8 X' u4 p4 K2 W- h/ `: TAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.* Y: o) ^8 u; ?# M
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
6 T) ^' q" c9 m! ?2 ?! u'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.9 H1 i6 m9 R" v4 y% u* i5 D
7 W$ F1 D6 |/ n- R) nAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
$ ?8 J4 q7 I# _$ x$ U6 \& u; j, o; o'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 \# J( S- l" m% C. h
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
7 b1 g& U9 }6 \/ e: ?$ d- OI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.& \# t( i1 A$ n# y# ?6 @; e! e
8 Y9 K7 P2 L1 w0 T! _1 M6 bAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
: ?+ t) K' k; a7 SAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
4 [ F( C) Y4 i& O/ d$ k8 D4 QBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
: k0 s( U( ?( Z7 I! x7 _1 sBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ' _0 a* y5 C: K) R6 s! F# h$ m
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