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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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% K9 U0 ]! ^. B" s" T. b" fThe Man Song b; q% P4 s7 h
by Sean Morey . S8 H3 D( b5 W$ F
' Z0 i0 O7 P% ^/ o1 p: i. PI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
8 y% n( J$ Y, X l) L0 O1 HI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
$ e6 ?& B7 w2 i7 b1 A: v- A'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".7 @# ~- h7 y2 q' X
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home. {+ ]9 ^6 H! Y, {* N0 K* q J
+ o0 T: S ]# bWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
+ E7 a7 v( s+ VAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.2 M9 u6 ]7 M! A# @/ h
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. o9 w0 d$ s- E9 i" f2 i* \
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
/ h5 l G ~% d'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
# M: j* u& L S0 ^) g/ S& lAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
2 m, R. r3 H# h/ NI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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3 C: T0 A }6 f3 U+ [6 u+ R7 PAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
& d* r2 K0 j1 M4 {And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
$ p4 _) Q( {. p, _$ G7 h. |9 e: G9 e- OBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
. S' @3 G2 S8 t/ uBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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