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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash( o& n; y y( x
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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3 u/ W; p1 A% g$ B" n, D! UThe Man Song % e( g4 C% Y- e, |! \
by Sean Morey 7 ^- ^% }# D9 c/ q
8 Y y+ n' w+ H" C- }; T5 XI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
3 N1 A% I- S* ` ]& W) [4 dI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. + b' R7 N6 ?0 U% I2 z' d0 `
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 i; J# U8 V- g& a; n. _" mI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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' R" j5 T- c7 MWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.3 y1 V7 |/ [0 N5 _: m! \
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
0 x7 u4 o* Y& p9 Q% a0 N ~The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.1 p; B; o4 r) H& d7 ]% Y$ u3 N
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
0 m3 ^( V, B( z* O6 C( k! q'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
- ^6 _0 G$ x2 l+ t mAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
f% S1 x& b9 UI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.$ Z% e6 N7 U) n% T. i: Y/ R, ?* F
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.3 r' v" J* H4 s
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
1 X5 Q+ M, P# k) G% t7 |Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
! C+ s+ N8 U" WBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! # C5 s9 S# o# R7 B% Z8 C
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