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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
& \5 p% t0 y" t+ u) h by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
; A9 Q4 q6 c9 v1 B+ d3 S0 fI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
& X: Y9 q# Q. ^' X y7 }# S'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".6 I+ n& [5 S m& e2 f
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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8 j& O0 u7 w* O3 @& h; [What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.% A. `' V5 D3 D0 R) M' M
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
7 [3 n/ u; w$ W( r9 j+ pThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.0 L' T6 g+ ~2 @7 R5 ]
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.) h0 T) t1 X. r0 W( z
* |9 \! L- z0 ?* A/ y; O5 I/ c. O- MAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.: r: C/ l$ P8 A2 |* f# B4 @
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.' d9 ]4 {8 Z; F; @! E, Q
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.: E" O. @6 w+ U- `/ e/ H4 }
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around./ j. q3 Q7 n# Q7 v
7 l! S& P4 f, N2 E/ b9 ~& iAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.9 W9 p% H8 c0 z, ^4 z0 f3 D
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
5 v6 O8 [# q( l3 I$ RBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
! Y! t; ?9 r* [% X" v! R9 IBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! \5 Z) p( W2 Z' {
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