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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash2 A4 D5 s4 W4 F, J& P+ M* @
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song 8 j- y: @/ D# F' j }! o
by Sean Morey 2 z8 B' N H5 S: d% t/ |8 R# u
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
/ U7 b8 t9 ~& o! j' D2 rI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 i1 L; m$ ]/ v3 ^- ]. R
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".1 J: w7 r6 l+ C$ o+ O- O5 R
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.0 J2 n: ?8 e( ~) P: `
' v6 P- R# H5 i' KWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
7 U& O: o/ I; ]6 ~# FAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.! d7 Z! U2 q; B
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
2 I- l8 _! M. q6 n'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.; V0 @ r! a( S& q! m
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. q+ p: Y" J) N" H, E, e8 M
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.! J" ]. R' v: c2 w7 ]7 P+ c
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
8 ]' b E2 E5 b, Y# w8 nI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.$ H8 _) U& k: t4 t0 L
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
4 ], w ?! R; U) y5 H- yBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.+ E1 ]" L! `5 Y+ @4 N$ q |
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 9 A2 q4 u. d1 @6 E! F, @, `; r) P
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