 鲜花( 35)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
楼主 |
发表于 2008-2-1 00:32
|
显示全部楼层
这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash$ R$ N, W; {- V: J! H
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html$ o) Z4 n- R! U
; a; p9 T6 o* f2 X1 QThe Man Song
* n8 t( m" x. b# q8 u& ^) D* P$ C by Sean Morey * q2 _5 ?! \( |' ]9 X! d1 E
# N! D" r, v8 l+ n6 A
I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
" F" \3 a- T0 J6 H. h2 l C# jI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
! ~, W0 m) {7 G, m0 d3 p1 b( C'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
9 V9 O+ k4 C6 l- S) h* B- PI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.0 y+ [7 H' B `3 t3 t5 o
2 ?/ m' D2 N* L
What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.* _/ S% J* n; U& m( _
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.7 y8 h& A+ I3 H: F3 M( m. G( V
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.- i. x W! s: `3 _* v; Z: u
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.# L# u3 W" J5 W9 T H
" d ?6 G6 E' u/ K MAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.( G5 J/ v% {0 X, I4 O8 v
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.7 q- q8 V n! K% s# o Z% [* r* o/ f
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
d U" Y2 d3 RI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
$ K2 Y* \, N! m4 s
# _& ^! P: ^+ H' U$ v# N2 O* s; S8 dAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.: r* w3 y9 Z6 O' b; E! J
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.( q* a" W ?4 ?7 X7 S- Z
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
7 X0 A; M2 A4 M6 e" T& nBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! * _; b/ |, w9 i; k* G8 ?
8 G" u# T( o" N3 _# o! e5 X. e[ 本帖最后由 莫迭儿 于 2008-2-1 00:33 编辑 ] |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-2-1 00:25
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-2-3 19:52
发表于 2008-3-21 21:06
