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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash/ y& x) }3 V. J- ]& l+ ?( [1 H
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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, X1 o5 E/ r4 C& wThe Man Song
% ?5 [+ W0 i2 L6 P) D+ l) R. N3 X by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
5 E' i4 Y0 X8 y( D6 p5 |, lI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
) S6 w7 L* V+ V/ V: V- t! l'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
$ \6 A. F5 B3 E' t% X5 J8 sI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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5 N+ @5 K8 O1 J" B: h4 @4 s$ EWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.. C* ?' M( L) S8 I/ d# [
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
4 {4 ^% ?3 o, d9 f8 M: Q% TThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.; T) R! B1 l' D+ J9 I- x
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.4 c& F' Q, P/ B1 q2 V
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
7 {! I6 V6 O' @8 r ~1 E) R'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
$ r# i* I8 x$ q: v9 aAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
6 g. `, ]; C# E. `I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble./ b, {, @9 U# n
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.3 y F4 W- [2 `
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
3 u0 d+ X& a+ I6 n! F) l" [* LBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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