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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
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'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% A6 u" r5 S* B- u" }I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.! ~- A- U; t r! R2 D
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
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The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.: j; }0 u) ?) n+ ?
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want./ M" l% Y3 U8 `# d
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.% f; t$ j3 q7 c( e. q. C( b8 B7 Z
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.* N9 D! z9 t& ^8 R3 u6 f9 Q2 U
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
" J; c' u( i9 jAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.( a4 M* M- s! F7 M) y2 M- S0 A
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.% m0 S0 f7 J2 E+ P0 }* Z7 E
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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