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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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& J3 j. m1 g8 O7 k8 u! YThe Man Song : s& b, N5 `3 U7 M- ?( F
by Sean Morey - Z J7 K; O( B+ B3 O# R
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.* j) n7 G7 R U
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. . w' r/ B6 t# t& h3 {
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".; A: H% o Y# t, K+ f5 v/ k
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' V. g1 d+ F3 s( U$ X; s' oAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
0 X H! H9 a1 S/ ^$ rThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
S- a4 P1 K0 u v'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.% J0 y2 n5 g4 e) f6 T4 p# }9 z+ c
2 ^8 S2 F" k9 m H. WAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
$ ^; ?, W8 s- f P) g* n4 p'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
, [2 E: y% J8 x7 R) uAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
! X k$ @# \' m: yI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.7 |2 V6 P! c, u) q
! N5 M6 Y" I: D& H8 P- BAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
; r5 b; Q6 G/ c$ r/ d' N# d. ^And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
7 }; s8 v) |3 o, p( fBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.1 x3 d. g, R6 k. T4 X) J4 T& P
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 2 r1 F9 y3 Y$ M
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