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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash7 o3 k4 ~; g- O
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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7 U( E6 e3 B0 l" ^$ b6 jI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
3 P% W1 F% K6 A: NI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. & z$ z; d3 R9 d) Y7 B
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".: p5 q7 q- C$ o7 J
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.( x9 q* d6 ?0 d( s7 X
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.% S& `0 h" l+ F7 v7 k' S* O
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.0 C) \) P" ?# o. P
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.' \7 I! T+ M- @6 h: i. C/ P
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.4 M. ^" U' @& G4 M# ]1 q) J4 G$ n) k0 C
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.) u3 }, e+ i4 D8 S# P; J( \
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
' Y& c/ @0 ]$ W" ]# L8 iI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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i. J/ f$ ~8 Y r+ V% W" V$ EAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.! J5 ~3 B, E2 i
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
8 j1 q3 R" _( x, \! yBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.% r& [! n5 z# @! s: b7 F; C/ n x1 }
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ) c% v$ P9 y3 \ {: p
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