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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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2 |. ]; u9 X1 K( s4 PThe Man Song 8 L+ D$ U+ r" t; F. Z
by Sean Morey , [5 f8 S) Q/ {
. U% B2 p/ h `+ L2 ^I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.2 D, [1 |. c' ^* Y7 C2 L
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. . h2 }( K$ N: i% [
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
2 z9 r8 ?) K9 o- H4 aI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.0 \& g+ {5 F0 V
0 A% d7 ~/ R1 c5 n* nWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.7 F, ]5 f& d" a% t& r
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
2 O& r( X+ L- \% H, ^2 W( a* BThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
! V( i* S5 O+ `4 O& @'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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+ K6 O3 v. e) ?% d& E4 gAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
$ j! g) Y( A0 G9 l+ [6 M3 K2 H'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.& M6 A* C* E5 L$ I: @$ [
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.7 W- B+ F4 d, J' x4 V- b0 P0 o
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.( _8 j1 P$ n8 z" E% q3 ?# I
0 z8 n" F" a& j, E0 L; j5 n4 J @And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
! T; [) ]" g! g! a BAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.8 L+ x$ r; i& f. b; }9 I! s" V# h
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to., `: Z0 j0 [. Z* F& x
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! , c* k" \: p0 r. Q
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