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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song ( G. s& X# |) g7 S# E9 I# G
by Sean Morey ' K' h5 R8 s. L5 V8 P) j# Z
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
' Q h( l% A" n, _I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. / y3 Z \" d9 A: e7 ]8 u
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"., b% b. o3 l* \! r
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.% b v4 @3 m9 F. B
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
0 v# t: P6 ]4 Y" `9 HThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.3 T5 I& a! ]5 W9 Q9 W3 W8 c1 S4 H* z
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.2 ]/ S' C: d9 v; r4 {
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.! O- O f) _& |# X3 v3 c% B
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
' z, d+ ?! J, b! gAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.* L: _4 b8 o, Q' m% k
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.: R! M. d4 w* c
7 s: |. G' S" h' dAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.4 h" I$ O* u3 I
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
' W6 U: X4 b; w, OBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
4 i2 J0 M+ m, @3 X t3 ^" @Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 8 E* r4 `6 k+ k4 D6 Z4 G3 M Y/ L8 r
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