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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash( G. l! N0 K! ]7 ?! k( o
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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8 ^7 [7 X- b t. aThe Man Song
5 l7 ?8 H1 A. A8 x by Sean Morey 7 W+ o/ ]* W( I( ~3 j8 L( z& E
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you." k Q# E) [, s: q9 W
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 1 q5 h% N, H: B# d& U5 B- g) \' ?
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
" ?& J F- m7 m: s5 c9 w" }$ nI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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7 N6 G) K. ~* m3 Y9 D: QWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.( @/ q: u2 L7 k, R8 e" r2 V
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
. s; g5 O" {; ~2 z% vThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.' [. _1 ~/ H) P; |' Q# j3 r7 z+ n
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.' H, I& g2 h& @; M2 j8 [4 \
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
! c7 ^7 t+ |+ z$ V1 d% C' x'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.& [$ Q3 `+ ]: {# g: O# _3 k$ M5 g
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
3 C6 I: Y- z2 `I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.1 Q5 ~$ n" h0 }% R# v R+ e
% P. T& e7 h; G h5 n3 K$ FAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.# x3 K) G8 U- T* m4 Z- Y0 K
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
- _+ z, y: ^: z$ tBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.6 m4 E* H8 K; @4 ?( L
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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