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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash6 \' n- J" e; l# A8 |. a& R# i0 u. A
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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0 g+ F8 Q \! v5 s: ]* y7 jThe Man Song
# o8 \! H) X) M; } by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.; Z1 I: k3 T8 ?9 ?: X0 f% k& \ p
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
2 w" A9 v. V( G8 k'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"./ B+ V9 r$ B' i1 f
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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: o! f; j3 T5 { P5 L0 CWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
4 O3 y! A' Y7 d/ P [1 v, mAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.. d: ]2 T! a- S0 i. \) Y, Q
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.7 t S9 d! _- M- {6 g+ x
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head., j4 Q& k% v' N7 q) t3 s
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.1 {# ^4 C0 }9 {9 U% k
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 Q- g8 e8 C0 n e* R; F6 c- W& y
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.* J8 F2 }2 L! @; l% ^
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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8 c/ u7 Z- ]3 q2 c2 a0 AAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.7 O3 R/ G- z$ ?' I
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.+ j8 d3 C) z- r7 Q; ]7 Z
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.# F# ~8 l+ Z3 z( n& Q. X7 p
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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