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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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1 N6 v- T* {" v$ {+ d' o1 l$ B/ ~The Man Song
. x' ^# S, a) F1 |0 }+ t by Sean Morey . a: K$ R8 M2 @( }4 O
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.) \; R8 D3 u4 }& O
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 W; A/ _* f3 q% }, [0 z6 L
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".! {8 c" e3 V% s# K8 `/ p" j
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.# K5 k' R0 s) q, O8 {
8 c% a' @- ?0 n) e6 @# kWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.5 s' w8 P! g& i. Y+ Z' |
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.5 n1 t1 x7 F7 D: E; i' l/ {
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.- ?( x3 j( T7 q, U2 V( g
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. n" u+ A8 d1 I- K% W, c
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.# @3 a% l* Y, c ^
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
9 Y2 j3 H) B, j/ MI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.2 Q; {" e* g% G8 K4 p h
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.# t1 w$ Z0 g& p
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
R" E$ e' [# C* c* _9 n* q. lBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
( P) L8 L; v9 ^! jBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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