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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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/ e6 |) S, f1 z! m+ _The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you." A( Q3 A" f7 t* F8 P
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 8 I1 {' l% Q2 {% x6 F
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".2 Q7 u5 {, t. s4 f& D- d9 g2 a5 @% A4 l
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.* T7 X2 M7 E& I" t y. B2 |
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.: X, ?2 d5 t9 U8 w
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.4 L" s7 D: t. Z9 Q
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.- I6 ~+ i! e" p" O
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
+ m& O9 F4 V9 C; l! K" a2 D; R'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
$ \! w; Y% g; x# H& aAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.* R# P2 i$ p8 z& n4 p1 j* G) |4 d! a
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.- D% v' ?& K. f5 O1 b7 f( u$ o
$ i* B g: I2 }% YAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
; ~/ i+ G4 j2 P( XAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.- G! l: Y. W9 _2 j
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
, h" ]: y7 q; [6 h1 E, hBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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