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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
6 P# G1 w( g# I/ c) g" X6 ]I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
2 f. L# Q8 l- q+ y& R'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".2 b# r0 P( F; ~6 S/ z
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.5 ^- }1 t+ Y8 d( a! s, O
) L1 b4 q3 p- V9 fWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window." W, z7 u" ] [% N+ v
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.! p% s" Y9 Q* K" F% {4 J* j9 I% Y
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
& w. _1 L# G/ K D'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.( c3 t/ Z% y! p! B
$ \3 h0 d+ s* `3 GAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
$ Z- _. F, s$ E- l. S3 M6 D3 V. g'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.1 G5 D W% N0 `3 q- a! S3 c7 t
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.- S; |) r. R1 Q+ c
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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0 w# O1 V2 F2 {, n1 ^3 ]- uAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
6 U7 W( j5 [1 W. [( a; }And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.9 B( Q5 o8 P$ C, ~# m% ]9 u4 }
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.3 ?# W; P; }! |0 @5 K& w
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 2 b) Y: T7 N8 n8 P, m
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