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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash9 p t) {: Z4 v; e6 C) h i
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html0 c3 U( y; Q, V* C# _8 g
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The Man Song
5 [4 n( H; I0 F$ H* {4 Y8 u by Sean Morey / o3 l- O9 Q/ h2 O
% V% Y4 S, e6 g" C0 y7 gI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.+ Q- P3 c7 P- _# l0 s8 x
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 9 Z3 G, Z5 ~! t4 i
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% r4 n! t! G' b. C7 `2 g$ kI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.+ m0 p: x0 p" K" X+ P' @/ W. ~
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
2 p4 Q1 r" ~2 o* c% V+ MAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.% u* s e" P; Z" Z0 u
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
5 x b; {4 y& p" g% w* q'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head." p$ S4 d2 ?! C7 j( ~
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.- Y' C2 i5 {" J* C. b) E7 c
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.* h5 K9 \, o# A3 f1 V3 h
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry." S. c( y- p1 W& }+ a. ]: H* ?: s
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.$ K7 w4 o: P" Q( f8 h, q; L5 l, ]
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
1 X( s( I3 L( d$ S. Q) Y1 }/ kAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.0 m" J t& \) q& H2 A# c2 [ a/ s
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.5 U, r" o- A/ h; K
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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