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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash8 w+ V, j" {9 Q. W
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song # C* e2 C# {. v. B: L' E
by Sean Morey
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. H6 ~% o8 p" w: U+ AI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.3 h: H2 \, V2 S8 A4 X9 O7 Z
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 0 ~' [5 s+ l4 u% v
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
5 D& h0 C- [) ^4 G9 c/ _I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.* A1 _9 `/ @' N! X
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.+ r1 L/ y, d; Z1 {
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
% B- E# G/ v B- g/ k'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.$ J3 G3 H( |- }9 U. m4 O0 ^: W
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.! b1 \( i5 n$ R8 S4 b7 V8 I
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry., {( v* C! j2 o' P" r/ k* g; r# `
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.0 Q; r* z% s, Z" J+ a. Y1 W
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
/ R9 q) a, A rAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
/ Z% {) N' j& k3 J* Q q" z3 G4 lBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
: _" R+ M1 q! i9 wBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! : p) Q% H" V) E; e
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