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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash9 ~4 B" h, h1 g' w
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song 7 e$ C" F! K" I
by Sean Morey ' f6 s0 B/ O8 l
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
3 o) {2 T4 u ^4 S% Z+ B; ~I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
6 N7 x( N9 x7 s- h- [9 J'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 ~" G! z0 X0 z1 V6 |; ?8 MI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
$ ]% Q* W7 O3 vAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.; E$ F. r- Y3 `; t
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.* Z- ?9 c3 A& E4 h$ \
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.1 v( H+ q) C7 J% r) S) V8 z
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
. ~9 P1 Q- f FAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
4 ~8 ]9 P6 e- B% k" lI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.( {, S# ]& g( Q; [
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.. x/ q; V, I' y( B
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
* M: E- X& q+ m0 z2 w4 T2 rBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.9 O0 y% y8 C/ X. g, b
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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