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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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3 ~, ?! s. |6 E/ c; o* qThe Man Song
: x; v+ H& w+ }' B by Sean Morey
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6 [# V& k/ x8 D: xI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
" P3 s. G! O$ x9 J2 C. UI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. / ~4 R: `" }0 e% N
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".1 x# P4 f( m! o% Y4 s6 E9 C) u+ W: e- A* ^
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.5 P1 L" A: S5 ~: z4 \
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.4 f8 s# A8 T$ \3 l* T& A5 N+ J
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.1 x6 _, |; B8 H U6 N
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
- d; j% I2 Y- [8 }& E0 v'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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8 T1 e! y6 M$ e. q; x0 {And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
# l" p, C4 w/ |; g% N1 v( L9 ^'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
3 c- D; w7 i$ z) \5 V/ C) h3 W5 vAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.0 m. A$ J: f& R4 u3 g
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.$ y/ D5 p0 a" J; a" A# }0 J
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
3 y1 G% @, Y9 ?: B' Q0 P4 F" IAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.+ D: `" n( C5 r2 k
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
R: i! Y1 g+ l+ @Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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