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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash: \# j$ O; ]$ b1 \8 n
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html% E( i2 ]1 l: i
$ _, u& `- W# IThe Man Song 7 U; a( p' |) Q2 l4 B5 G7 G
by Sean Morey * ]4 I2 j5 v) d
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
; G# S6 K4 B7 e6 n4 i$ \I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 8 ~5 ?* v6 o* F
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
+ r g5 Q4 n' L1 J1 M( p6 ?- mI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.: k0 o w2 ]: s! i
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.: K) }' B! ~! j: Z
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.; }; n/ o& P' b' ]: p
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
' t9 Q, Q! o; k'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.( ^$ C( z G, R: I
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
& P9 M5 L r* @7 @9 u- | A& \I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.# K7 v% }# A+ }. X* h
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.3 d3 r- V l/ K/ b Y) b
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
& r7 K& _/ B1 C7 lBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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