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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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) t+ H5 g1 b8 O; `0 P# ~: sI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! u* r/ x, J0 ~# u/ y( j+ v" gI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. * Q: f# t# s" M/ D( V/ k+ g
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
) s& V0 o' v+ o: C6 YI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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" v- P) H2 ^6 zWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.+ K y9 I1 i4 @+ m, C
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
8 _# d" I/ a" ^/ W2 a0 kThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
+ g9 \/ V$ g* N ]% ^'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.) ^5 I) X( K' X4 n/ N$ [; E/ ]
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 ]& ?+ }8 \. y# A# Z0 M
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
- `7 N u* {6 _And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
# J& e7 W8 j: s; z+ N- @' pI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around./ B3 X: h: ^' y- O" R, y) O4 K: F
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
$ x k4 h' O0 w5 G/ rAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
/ B: A( D9 s2 U" {- }6 P- u( XBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.5 I+ I) |6 F1 X
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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