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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash) Y. U5 m5 W2 R
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song $ S' n( x8 h/ b) w7 U: N8 R. {
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.' q! r7 o* G3 F
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ' D# [8 S$ o. T8 f# g1 z. D
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% X! ]. J+ r) G& z+ u. v9 GI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.# O( q+ p) G/ N" k+ [
) h# n6 A7 a. }" mWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.+ M! R3 f! f/ G: s
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.) l0 O: @3 p* `, U
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear., j7 E; y8 S# O% v) d
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head./ r+ r5 G/ G8 }5 P$ E" {, I
. O, t! f# D$ s) {5 `" E( EAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
+ \4 w+ ~( J: U'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
0 D3 t) _9 b0 AAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
" A* A j; {4 q4 E0 fI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around. ~$ N d* h" P4 p! ^* e
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.; K/ d/ C2 X$ K) m
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch./ r. J: ?* t2 g5 q
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.5 a1 y5 m6 A* R: B
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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