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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash/ I: v1 c$ A# v% F+ C. E7 s/ n: O0 V" j
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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" n' B8 M2 W7 I* A* M g0 S2 j$ \The Man Song 0 ~7 u1 |. s- z. d5 D% X; O5 h
by Sean Morey * b0 U7 J) t0 O
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
7 X; V& k! V' t9 ^2 q, s- f5 kI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ) N! D2 M: n8 \- {
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".* O. ^, w8 { W5 p$ J0 K
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.2 O, V7 w, Y* e! h
* e- [' O! `2 r! ^9 j% ~What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
9 c- {( S+ U, Z8 m) k- `* EAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.( X3 ]* R# y2 k2 f& x& B# f
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
' S% C8 y' n9 [, i+ Y' E; O'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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) L, |3 c+ u) e1 R' gAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
2 B) U& I5 L& g s$ }( C. |'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.) D" u" y% Y# f
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.8 z6 E& u- K( @4 M8 P
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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, v# q- a' w9 C- @4 rAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
) w1 w6 a1 ]7 a4 f/ lAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., K, D7 G0 Z e; o. s) K: p6 |
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
! n- a) A/ w. }: kBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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