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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash/ s" _5 P/ G6 r( i; K
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html; R7 @( d$ C4 }. }2 I3 R1 {: h1 y9 a
- [" R# P" j" K) r8 wThe Man Song
$ [* G- V! C/ E+ ^6 {/ {, H by Sean Morey
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0 t: _2 a" |/ l$ ~' dI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.. t, v2 ^$ ]2 o
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
* R& L. U( N' B, u. Z y$ {'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".5 H! z7 h5 ?2 B& n, H |' t( D
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.3 R: M5 b7 \% \, m3 ]
8 f! X2 ]7 ^- y: n9 h, |3 |8 a& bWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.8 K# k* L3 x# O7 |7 C
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.6 y! }: b) a6 o$ @* `4 j
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
0 s+ N( }/ ~; @; |'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.: V6 r U8 b) W% r
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
) T) |, Y7 u: @/ I. Q! k1 X& X0 T7 O'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.) v/ F" a: \* x# K
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
3 J! c" b- Y7 B, [+ p! M+ DI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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: Q# G# S' f# b" ^! g: d/ W' AAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
7 L. ~' [ {( A/ U& k0 t( O9 dAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.1 r' _6 O! m% d2 {
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ k# g# G4 M0 a& b9 c) m" l
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! " j; \# w$ W' w8 E6 x) `/ j
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