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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash6 S; A( D( U4 ^& V8 O& _% A
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
1 l1 l6 p% d8 k gI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. % d$ x% v9 f$ j6 P& T
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"./ E/ P, r* Z5 m; r; c( l3 q" i
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.: d9 F- G% n1 f, c7 A3 u
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
4 K- T2 S- Z4 G" QAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.8 }" e' M! B; P+ ~
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
8 I3 o6 l, r' x9 m'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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0 K/ |+ h3 D" F$ l2 ZAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want." M) f6 b7 j4 b$ M0 B0 {+ {% j' p
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
+ @' s; y; M" z/ s; JAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
# W5 P+ S5 o. U2 X3 NI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.1 o4 c7 J/ I) M* ?
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
0 _ S6 y8 p8 IAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
4 V' @! d2 k0 ?. R7 e* @Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
' D4 Z: \7 @1 C+ U, `: X: b, yBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ! `* P& P9 t* S. |
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