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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash D1 @# H5 y9 \2 \
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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; U- T% m% Y8 _; aThe Man Song
. y M$ a$ ]+ P by Sean Morey " f8 p. [+ h4 y5 F- ?3 D
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
, \3 f( g8 M/ l* W5 y& H2 MI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
$ K) M v' c9 }. h8 S'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".0 ]# `2 l6 S0 _" {/ M& U/ \
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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/ z( E1 ]$ ?* X( ^4 ~2 T7 iWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.! V2 N. x& y, U# H2 T# |" P
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.; H+ ~* }5 P+ b
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
2 X9 F0 {2 p2 o7 M' f; L'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
V- A" L8 |* z3 k1 K& ~'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 w; d% v8 i" M. {/ g- m/ e
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.( x# ], |! D. N8 n
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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5 @+ V. E K4 l1 Q& G( w `# {% sAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
+ ^2 E) U. u4 fAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.1 j8 ~! q. z7 }5 c9 x* q* Q1 Q
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.# [4 f, B0 ?5 R) p" g
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! # C# j9 T4 J' W6 O9 K' ?
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