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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song / _; ]" g9 k! d# j, z% F
by Sean Morey 1 E/ C+ H3 X: G: v. V0 R+ ~
5 d5 m% n/ B. M# g8 o, {! bI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.) w- ], ^2 d$ A! l2 d1 j: ^
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 1 u: H7 j8 K, y: s/ ~+ Q( U. a9 v
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
0 N3 u3 M( I# K+ T& LI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home., G1 z% D8 ]# h1 l; S# [
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.# l' z k$ P2 K
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
@$ `! q2 J d7 ]' xThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.9 _( d, c4 m- q3 r+ K
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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! n9 Y' ]# K- s5 S3 RAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.! V5 V4 |: E' }5 ]
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
# S( A) l6 f, t" f1 B4 j$ ~And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
$ k0 h+ W# u$ aI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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' M$ [- E! a! ~' w1 l- o9 aAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
; w6 O; b# M y( P5 @2 }And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
, X5 B& ~/ ?& IBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
, R' S: C; F- X4 f3 p3 \" CBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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