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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash5 Y- O% L. \; C0 o& S# G3 `7 T
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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8 ~1 A$ b4 e* q6 O& OThe Man Song
4 A8 H3 K9 {+ j: {: t2 R; C2 h by Sean Morey 9 m2 t4 U/ K, a# d
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
1 o. |/ Q7 H. `( ]) A+ kI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
, j8 L9 e9 u; f1 C/ t" N$ c'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
" P. F% U# |% B% f% G3 @! C/ l5 mI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home., s5 m* Q* i6 g, }$ q
* j. {8 a B4 G2 P0 v2 c( bWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.9 p! z7 B8 `! ~' n) t8 a% S
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up., E8 N' i& O4 _. a6 R. R" }
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
4 X b- j$ L7 A" L9 G! P5 j'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 L G( P# x- [ Y7 h
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
2 _; Q) v. g) p* }4 A, pAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
( a* `, D& E7 e) q* [I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.: O4 b4 H! G j- M) {$ E5 K
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble. j( O7 s, ?! x' A) [: Q; n1 V
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
: C% H5 s1 \* v: b! \Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to. Z* l* j, P' S0 }& v; x
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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