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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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0 ?7 [1 ]* D+ j6 M2 b/ OThe Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
4 B' N: y' q. U. ^I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. . l% r. e( s4 @
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right". S- G ~: v; c
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.# b7 ^5 \# T! Y, i( L- ]1 |
. B- I8 z7 p, ]% jWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
2 j$ ~2 H2 i" p. Z- a9 `And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
; C+ A$ l$ p1 S e* l9 YThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.4 @, u! f/ ~, b' h# z0 L
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.+ d5 h/ a9 n# ^ @
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. ^# o6 z& ^( a( G; c- W
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- ^% R( n' e/ ?; i, C
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. p9 P7 E& o3 D7 b
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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7 ~6 T, ?9 R5 [: ]% eAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
/ B7 H1 h/ k7 f6 j7 @# f9 MAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch./ y1 a( G2 o9 v
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
' x q/ C8 V& t* i/ NBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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