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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 6 S7 l1 N" U9 y1 k7 L
by Sean Morey , H' M4 N i( s1 L' z
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! g% Y2 E. I- R+ t& f C* @4 H8 }I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 0 v! q$ y, g( [6 @! I% L0 e9 j
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".9 f% g$ p% @1 Q" b
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.6 s0 f) _* J. T3 {, S3 q
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
3 J8 T) Q3 e% H% N. `( ^And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
! X, J4 s r8 D( ^The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
; }# x6 z, u' Y9 e0 u8 W7 ^'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.. h: l" ~ A$ Q3 Z2 {: A+ }
5 q" H) e. A+ [; T6 V. u; DAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.& o! k; m* }* J; A$ a% h$ h5 @
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
/ S1 S, q3 R& YAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. c' s) F, d- T7 q; q0 D7 c6 @4 `
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.1 {# ^0 g4 E7 P! w
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.$ G6 b7 ^$ l5 L8 p; S
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
( V9 U# V, I5 k1 ~ F5 S% m0 tBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.1 G/ U% F, N; B5 }, i
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! , ?0 n1 s7 o- h, L' m: r- O
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