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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash! \ W1 X; o+ a, S, a
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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- H5 U, P+ u O2 F# hThe Man Song 5 J# Q/ }& P* D: }
by Sean Morey . {* o; Q. Q* W+ l0 G- l
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
M6 `1 r* ~" i9 OI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 7 u5 p7 @2 I9 W
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".+ H6 p3 F: A* [3 ^, V1 n
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
3 p( a* ?5 e% c4 X/ c1 X4 ]8 h3 vAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. \3 j ?% [$ V3 a7 m2 V* H% m
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.$ m; k; M! q5 c0 J$ z+ [' `
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.' V' }. B! e% V4 c; y
% O' Y, E6 T( j3 b, U! kAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.+ S+ h6 L$ @& X
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
3 G" J0 Q0 G: ^2 FAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.% @+ u. t8 q5 b6 G& Q& {
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.5 m- Z4 v" @2 X; |( ^% j; j
1 a' m* \' V) L; A! L! n* W( KAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
. I, ^) K5 H p! GAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch./ W8 {2 {& c% L& o, Y/ n* N
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.+ L* e5 V3 E5 v- L b
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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