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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash( U0 {- y, m4 V/ M8 g" D1 i' b
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html, r+ Y8 [5 T+ L4 ~; r$ V
' ]' R9 x* V- TThe Man Song
+ i0 k# n, w+ c' E$ q+ P by Sean Morey z6 j! _% `- n
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
% {8 T$ w- R! E2 l$ D4 @I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
) d* ] F( h7 [3 d* u, c'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".) l7 T4 b0 _( e, [9 ~% f
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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: S' K9 w4 K9 E: [3 g% B9 w% lWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
9 x- {7 f2 C0 e: sAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
* a! u! P; L7 Z/ n' ~: n5 xThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.+ h/ v! a' @( T3 X8 X" b+ o2 j
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.% u& ~" V0 O3 W: W. a0 B
9 ^; [% c1 L/ B* pAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.5 V) L+ R* N! j/ g) D/ L7 S0 j9 |
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
- w( i; r& E) [And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.9 F9 V/ i* Y2 n9 R
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around., a3 w& x* n) N3 C A$ s
$ M) T- s) ~0 l @& P2 CAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.# Y% J, ?# q ?* T( D# g
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.4 S4 z- S3 l; Y( k
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.. Q/ z& `/ \, N' a$ @3 J) J1 `# H
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ~* p3 J7 E! x1 L- e- B9 A
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