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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash! D( f: f2 Q6 V. X
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
6 K0 n; s. v( V, _6 d by Sean Morey % w( e K- K& e! c" y: Y3 H
f7 k+ y* w1 n1 BI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. c' S' ~, y7 H0 y; \
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
1 L! |7 z$ c; j8 \. M2 i) w'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".) j9 [/ M+ u# C1 v9 y- i1 H/ ?! V
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.; ?) M$ T" t9 l# I. r# o. K! `
5 n% {# p' L! V9 @9 }What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
& h1 d O- a. I0 tAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
: r0 r2 w2 i1 vThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
, q1 y3 v7 J6 s; ~( O2 L8 j3 d2 m'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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2 i" s/ X, U; ^) P! L' o# UAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
, Q% F( }# _4 A/ Q! ~3 ^$ r* G/ N8 a'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.6 c! H6 H0 a% A+ d& R
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
1 B) ?" l& D3 w; j' GI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.8 q0 w# G2 }2 b
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
# R: f7 A, T7 \+ AAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.2 w, H1 [3 q' n0 z# S
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.& F$ T1 i7 M' ?$ A
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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