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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song & {) c1 d" i& `& U4 c
by Sean Morey / i) D6 ]5 `$ F3 M
+ X l2 A6 l/ y/ x2 `I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.2 v7 ?; g$ W) K! I! D+ G9 w) x
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
# D u- X0 i) r" O'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
3 A7 r9 w9 C! C5 b1 J. rI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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7 H1 c8 h7 n. M4 MWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.$ ~# C9 M9 v3 d2 u
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.* I2 c) Q2 w t8 h+ A
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. |9 b0 t& \0 c
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.) ~7 T2 Q! q( k/ E( \- n' i9 g( P
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.& ?2 L, W. o5 {6 _: n
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
: z {& F6 H4 U6 z" ]$ DAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.& j7 h8 M) B0 {" M, Z. z2 }
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.5 i8 y+ p7 D9 r) S8 Y3 V
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.% W5 O P w, Z2 i; r
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to." x$ ~+ i! P' @
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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