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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash: ?- j& |: y% j
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html1 E7 u& g+ M3 J' S u( a( {
+ Q3 r9 ?0 b) `9 J% a& h6 L: W6 C; z8 lThe Man Song
; o, c+ n. Z1 I/ E8 h9 P) E by Sean Morey
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9 }0 ^7 ^7 @% S9 [4 v0 nI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
4 R6 `8 [! @5 V' \* {I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
/ N" s8 P0 ]( ?' e$ ?; x- J'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
: H4 \; \; o7 s$ T+ SI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home." ^5 H w" Y4 y0 z
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
( e; f0 u0 k9 r& C, V8 K* `, iAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up./ \# ^2 ~0 G& ~) O
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
) Z- \' R. O, c( ]& ^0 b# n- X'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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_( K# c/ d: S: I5 yAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.4 R! c# i- u% }: W8 f
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
* E# p0 h- L: lAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.+ J9 v6 x! T3 f/ J$ I2 [3 [: N2 H
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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# c" @9 A0 H4 f& }# mAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.* {( \. h: G9 P% L3 W+ J
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.6 F4 v$ K0 k' l7 _! a+ o7 @ v
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.4 u0 W4 k. h) s( K6 s+ B+ a
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 6 P' ?8 x3 Q- f! Z; @6 a, [4 N
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