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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash4 y; M# h( Y% } u/ u4 |3 Y/ J
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html3 L- d4 A! U+ G1 V
( u: D3 n* I, UThe Man Song
9 O9 v+ `/ A7 U- J0 f by Sean Morey
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: K4 d- `" k. Y' ?' n& T& DI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
' P v+ t, r, F: |I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ; R' R5 A. A* Y) N. w
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
- Y+ h% r- o9 I. }3 V; {I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
5 x! C- z: |% P* c8 j' y6 BAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
% k% o' K. {+ I+ d- a8 gThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
/ Y6 ]# N0 |6 }- U'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.- ] P( t% R. F( p8 U% w
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.* c) ^9 z2 X. s. Q
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.$ s7 F# B) \, J) Q
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.& n2 h/ {# ]1 }
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.! y. p4 g, ~. d
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
% x. w% f, a [0 p( l% j1 j3 VBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.% G. B& s! j/ N2 r- g
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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