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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash5 L2 e' o6 T7 j; n( |7 Q
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html. D5 D* E9 e J7 i, s" @2 E# ]+ m
/ u6 W0 M3 h/ x8 ]The Man Song ^+ K, g9 w9 c8 e6 \5 v
by Sean Morey ; H8 u: l! p/ h- j3 d# E/ x# o' {
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.! z8 Q0 b1 B; F C3 |6 Z, K
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 u4 F- d0 E9 O5 R8 X6 U! A
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
/ o% |; i: D, z9 Y% }3 rI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.& I( d+ k: o5 I |( X
' `$ v* X, P0 S9 |What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. p, E9 Z& @0 Q4 i1 E
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
/ a3 j) b) [6 kThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
0 z: M4 j9 p1 C q9 f- i2 d% a'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.! J. r7 W' F5 z
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
. q" l) X8 z) m& c$ ^1 `4 ^/ tAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.6 {- h) J" S/ D w7 ?1 q( r
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around., B' {0 N; f1 @- T% C' F( ?
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
# R; A( W: Q5 _# |9 lAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.' W7 v$ D9 L4 ?
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
2 K6 P6 S V% e3 I7 y1 uBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 2 t, _4 W( Y: _ j: ]
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