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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song * u# c. ^% r! R7 c! z3 t
by Sean Morey 6 i9 A1 \/ ? `2 ^. O% B
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! d3 c3 W4 n7 Z& iI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
% A$ f; G/ o% e8 W8 Q4 l" u% @'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".9 P r! g/ I& [. e( l _
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.$ }5 V7 _/ Q! |/ d0 [! E
$ F& V/ E4 U" Y( t1 eWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
$ E- d7 @& V# `0 M# ZAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
( {+ Y2 ?) \6 E$ _- MThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.% c4 _0 ]: V. c _, D
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.# j w( I6 g+ f! m* }$ n9 V3 Z
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
8 b) x4 C+ Z8 e/ a( AAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
0 i* s9 I2 D5 TI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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; i+ H' p( s4 r4 N& _7 xAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
- [1 w" | d: y3 W2 _And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
6 i; y, F; ~ R: b [8 gBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.! N0 p! j: A, I& B5 Z3 S. _
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! & W- W5 o' s( Y1 L4 \' g9 R; [: Q
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