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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash' w% |, _5 |- \/ i1 i1 W9 o5 q
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html# v$ U1 r" S$ y1 t; O
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The Man Song 5 a' G* y! T* h- r: f6 \/ h
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.0 y. m1 [& z3 n: i2 n
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
5 T; \/ [ \. c'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".. W6 Z; K1 x) z U; |0 D
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.8 p W/ R9 B1 `$ `4 e* R4 {7 [
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.+ Q% z( Q9 @1 {% g
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.% e$ v4 s5 `! v, d
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.% A' D3 x3 [2 \' N$ _
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head." z5 P4 ?4 O( p8 n
Y9 W/ |; P- c8 @, nAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
2 ?1 u& Y, ?! X' J3 ?0 x'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
8 [8 C) w4 C! {5 ^: lAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
8 a2 ^7 p/ \% S1 [- c8 K! ?% II'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.; x& u- G: _# n% M/ Q1 M
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
- w% [# S! g- |9 Z! WAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., A8 u/ A3 h0 \. N
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to., X. B7 L) y' |* K; _) k: E
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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