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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash! t: L, Z0 q& F# }9 Y( Z) R8 D9 U
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song 7 P. w' C% L5 h6 Z& i- ^
by Sean Morey
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) O# \4 p# I) BI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.- O' F$ G" m2 f( L3 r1 F# g
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
4 o; o. O3 w5 N' X7 a, i4 m'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".% R+ G( M2 d0 f K4 t) X4 S8 S, J1 {
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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* V* M1 \& f; y, u! P( MWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.7 ~$ b# n9 u8 Z
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.* E! M1 N9 t# A2 h
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.7 m: P! ~. v) E
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.+ W# E4 A. Y; A* e. u* A
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
1 D$ Q! c5 v; H u+ t'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- p$ ~ j9 i3 c* l2 a
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
7 Z, R" _" @, t/ ?% a* iI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble./ N+ L) z# E% {% @" Y0 N$ B/ x
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.9 F' H* ?, V v0 M" x1 M
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.8 N! R1 m3 z5 D( M( {/ Y
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! $ ~* U( e! z# d. w
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