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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
5 q, C# k4 T$ m- u( Ghttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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+ b- P* m$ k# E2 BI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
1 P4 L* `8 a& fI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
9 Q! _9 g& y+ Z& ^2 ?* v% Z'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
# U! I: `$ {! L- P2 `I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.9 H! }' i. b4 L. [5 a) ]/ _8 L; a2 E
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
- _* J4 t% Q5 ` V; ` n7 eThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
" b# J; A7 ]: E'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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/ h, K9 i! ]' q, ^And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 F' O. C1 m7 x7 \
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.' ^7 G' ^4 k* Q7 I# Q
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
# l4 \5 P& n0 {% v% vI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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7 Z4 C& G9 z; A# ?3 b, AAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
) z! D$ @# B h; R/ V0 }And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
# N( H- M# T7 X; hBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
* R# h1 a( v: L. j3 Q" t& A: SBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 9 M# r- ]" s: T
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