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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash! f( c# d7 \. G% S
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html; y+ h f" Q5 e$ K+ t
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The Man Song
! i9 }0 \4 x1 w* P) y by Sean Morey * B6 {7 t4 H& [
2 M& i# C9 i' A* _4 pI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.; r) a) Z/ l/ s# E
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
* z) P% u4 x. {7 @9 o'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"." z0 t9 V' Y. J" z7 S" M+ ?
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window." w$ \+ K8 u1 e
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up./ ]) G+ Z0 e3 Z: }; W- r. s0 k
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
/ ]' Q4 M- Z4 t L6 S# A I5 C'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
' ~( _- b, R2 K+ U, b) h'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
& I2 Q6 y" g) H: v' H f! C t/ |And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.$ H# } v4 Q; w) p/ c, c! }
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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* j& R0 b+ A; ^$ yAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.- r$ f7 ?8 k$ q
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
: X* D- y5 n' n9 e; x$ |Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.1 s4 v) `1 `; g2 a0 U7 j# |
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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