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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
0 m, r# y4 j& J6 z+ e% tI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
1 R# W; |# h, z# X4 E'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
3 p9 j8 G& A8 t7 _' FI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home." [3 C4 B" {9 f0 }& g2 K7 q1 z2 T
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
- ?- u( ?' _. ~7 E7 g- yAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
]5 y6 N! v" k( a, n2 pThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
. l6 _( T7 h- a" R( H" L) J$ ~'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head. ~- f. l8 H: |6 m8 h a8 G0 x
/ B9 H+ o- `) b7 V IAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.' m' X: ^+ G& ]" R$ L; n; y
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
/ g0 w6 q- O1 x5 W7 X9 T$ SAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
5 ]6 `8 r( Z) mI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.3 j% E w$ ~% ~- |$ V
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.9 E# Y$ F4 X; x7 ]* e. s
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
# v% ` S; q" tBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! + @9 s* ~2 K8 j) ~- q: O. ~9 b
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