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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 8 V/ }" }+ h6 k. t3 r1 R
by Sean Morey ) Q) x9 [8 g1 s0 I4 `: d: P& a' v+ ]
j/ a9 ?5 T+ _3 R8 k: Y# v7 GI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
2 \) ?1 F/ n E! dI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
! o! v. G2 {5 O'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"." \& O) s k9 c2 s7 d
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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5 `" V8 P5 z; I9 Y5 N) b% v) A' FWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.- Q3 L) y: r3 B' x( ?$ q
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
1 ~0 d" L$ P$ M' j! O& gThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.$ I' X. k( J/ n5 h: S7 ^: i
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.! _9 s. [# |, h* v4 o/ w0 a. ]! c/ e
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.0 p; [- E$ m% f4 w
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.& }6 p" s: \, ~3 g
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
# d; Z/ \( W6 `; p! N9 n+ p' `I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.7 X9 k; q/ T1 `
. t3 H( m5 W7 ~" T) b3 gAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.8 x' G! d1 s! R1 J$ W
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
1 T& h; y$ d! |* `4 i- C8 QBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.* X9 b8 J1 U* z; W) f8 B- `
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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