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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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Z& V4 K5 i8 K! oThe Man Song ; h0 ]" f/ E/ N5 n, z
by Sean Morey 7 o# L: U& i% B2 p4 U& D
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
1 u3 N3 Z* m* E* `6 q8 y, V6 _I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
* N: o3 I& | e$ ~2 q, Z0 e5 o) h7 l'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
+ R, d3 J' N7 w: QI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
& v3 _5 d: N$ r2 i# i$ dAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up." r8 N8 d" L# y. g: o
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.4 g& t+ L5 r: }, N3 k
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.& n5 {: Q# r/ h' U; R
& p- q V3 J9 G! f/ p2 uAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. [2 x7 j3 k( g* h. h, t
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important./ C6 c6 s2 W3 [. a9 z& B
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
3 A; i* j- P8 |$ I% D( |% G7 rI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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$ u1 j, r' i" T/ OAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.$ ~# g ]4 e: A- |! R
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.$ b0 }, ~+ ]5 o0 p3 ?2 L
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.4 V7 ^8 r3 M' {6 }0 z
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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