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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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. o. g% c! ]7 o4 q' h; _I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.6 s% j- t! C' J6 _% ]
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
$ [$ W9 v" E" V0 h) L'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"./ J2 ~' I; d, E- [
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.2 V) B, B" E- p/ `: Z* c
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.& U% N2 K7 d' P
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.7 u S& c4 n( a7 d) }" ^
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.$ W7 p6 A% T. g7 D+ `5 \2 r0 [9 z
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.* N8 t0 v- P/ V3 Y$ m
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.* I5 o# J" t2 |! S7 m; ~" u9 o
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
% o6 _% S5 S' E5 U# ~I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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1 V. D' f0 }7 G9 S4 Z% F2 @( IAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.1 u7 y, K2 h, T3 H( k" f
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch." M6 v) S. M; t: X* E, C* n
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
6 K2 h. `" Q! I+ u: h2 N) KBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! s) o0 k( E5 D# }
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