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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash4 a9 P3 }: K# _, ^4 }
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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3 A# C5 _5 S3 E* M N, n! C( ?The Man Song 0 \' g% o: N0 H5 H# x
by Sean Morey # s8 t$ M6 Y. i3 F _
3 N( c2 N# ^9 ], p# ?& V* AI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.) a, a9 ]/ c. I4 m
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. . i9 K. j. a* s$ M1 J7 @
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
4 p# L5 v% a. e; r6 J9 ^8 ?+ QI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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8 p: M D, M4 y; h. Z* K; EWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
6 o+ V ]( M4 z2 G+ x6 V6 @And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
7 r+ b6 W" h2 a0 T, hThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
0 n$ e0 I# k( |8 P) t9 Y4 p'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.! t4 M+ X; n1 @; U, r! Q
1 R' \! o, m6 N8 zAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
0 i# s4 f6 ?1 d' ^'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.$ d; M9 X6 m6 P: T1 i
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. M" B8 b- {) s! Y5 I
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.7 k9 N- ` g. y& A7 R4 _ Y
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.5 ~, v3 z7 Z/ @( ?! L" y$ W! P
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% X# t: R2 y* u% v9 e* KBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! . P( U7 h$ X6 M# Y+ m/ F2 V4 W
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