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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash I3 w8 M- p$ R0 z( n9 T( g
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html2 t; i! J. ]7 y1 o0 q
1 Z3 p. E+ A, t( wThe Man Song
* _6 l [8 @9 I; k8 t by Sean Morey 2 _ d" ~( B; ^0 H- p
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
# q/ K7 ]$ I- q4 gI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
4 }- G7 G x# W( N* M'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".( Z2 _2 O |. `0 o5 C" P
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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8 {1 u* [1 @! q0 B" _' L' N0 ^What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
8 Z+ y/ m. S( {8 Q1 {, AAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
& N6 L+ G3 q+ t$ CThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
* l$ g% I) ?/ R) j) i'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
0 |/ U, S# o2 i$ z c" H) Z3 V'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.8 `: Z% H, x4 G
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
1 h. g! w& p5 j- S0 q9 g0 ?( uI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble." \, U' ?' a( m9 Z( ], ]
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.9 F, y0 Q3 A9 ]1 [* y7 r
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
+ y0 S) v( T5 g% e2 u& g2 X+ j' ABecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! : D) ~0 K9 ?( `0 B; @; q
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