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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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- o! A1 w9 b- pThe Man Song ) u) C4 m" t {6 G) X! z& g" S
by Sean Morey ( e. y, E1 C) J4 n2 O: h$ Z
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
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'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
5 B" ?/ m8 f5 h# {I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.% [$ Z" a0 B, R0 \" @9 b2 R& T: H% ^5 _
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
6 h, r+ \: \; I9 F! Z8 ~7 {And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.3 @6 |1 d( `" K. ]; j" }
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
- N) G# c' v5 b; Y'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.1 [" O% `! Q% [4 W5 b
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
; w$ q7 K6 I4 x9 }: Q'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.; y2 l; j# n3 }+ M2 ^
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
3 K% c% `5 H7 X" W7 LI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.8 I @. X# B7 D: T
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble. v6 L6 G9 @1 ]8 y/ @5 R
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.* o8 x' g: ]; u% l: M" r9 O; ?
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
1 k4 u4 K+ ]# HBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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