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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song $ Z/ G$ d! B6 f3 l+ r: l# M
by Sean Morey 6 h& x& X- [% _
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.+ M2 C* o ]6 U5 u) g4 e% F
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ; B( n0 [0 |. r- c# c
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
8 A6 o r* Z, I; r$ ^3 jI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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8 Y% R S( G$ H" V2 rWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.5 w8 {+ w D R4 n; C
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.( q- M0 {6 _5 g
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
: H+ U/ _# g' M5 G& c'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.# o" l6 n) C) l. {# E5 m1 `
& V. n. i4 w! e- @) P* dAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
; L& W0 x" d! V+ U% n1 U'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
, S- P0 M# X4 zAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
& x( x* V7 k( LI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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8 w" g' u5 U4 O2 Z8 B; [And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.- j. u) G4 h3 c; O
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.- v7 K, C& D. ?( n. [/ K V
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
& _! ~, Y" W( t9 u' C6 a9 \Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! % ]5 _/ B5 B# ^6 Z- I+ Z- o
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