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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
4 A; I7 O0 F; s7 L) Ghttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song 8 Z* X7 L1 r" L$ A
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
& P. u9 z* [5 t, r0 W. QI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 5 X% f# W) _, ^0 K# V* R$ L" a
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 s0 L, v. }3 {" z/ I3 AI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.4 a' H! R. c4 R! _0 I
2 B6 g* t6 G( |2 q! AWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
4 u9 @: L" X7 t% O* q" N8 LAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.% ?! v+ m, [8 ^- X8 H6 @2 b0 V, u
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear." j9 H7 y* p- @2 ?4 w3 O
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.9 e1 ]6 J' f1 u% e7 A0 P2 I
' J% K# `. Z7 P7 k% [6 sAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.9 y. Q" |" _/ o
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important., d! \: q& S1 O/ H+ f
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
) V& I7 r% n8 @- p% DI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.! a8 I' X- w5 ?( @! l
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., }5 l2 s2 y! }" v
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.1 u% c/ {3 a) O
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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