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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash, O8 K; x7 _7 I" L& _
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html g, S# o( J2 \! W( E3 e: m
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The Man Song
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0 B$ o6 Q b8 \$ g' NI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
n, [7 ~8 c- s! [2 h) [I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 8 A) j, p9 ]0 [5 S# m+ e
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
1 d1 X1 k$ B" X2 c+ i, \/ T. ]2 QI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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! K5 D1 t7 _/ Q6 E& L" f+ LWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.2 A9 y$ g( Y8 P, S
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.% y" `; C" q( H! f- ^
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear./ p" k! g$ [+ g
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.1 f: o" E/ Z2 E2 ? Y5 a9 _1 J
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
( w. W& ^! e/ ?* z'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
1 N8 e( t% L u, rAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.# J4 }& _3 ~% |3 o
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble., |& H5 N) F& p- X6 t: S
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.6 [7 _/ }* I" V% T1 m" }
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.3 _* ~' B" B d$ V; S7 o
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! , X: K) Y- Q& H" f4 R3 k
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