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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash1 U8 F! R! \$ r- A( I) N' b
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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* L2 U" l) }0 Z( u4 J3 x( qThe Man Song
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7 C: \5 ^' v' d# ?$ V. zI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
7 S; G* o8 c: p7 `I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. + X' q$ @$ f6 g3 P) v
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
5 k1 X( w7 x1 {/ c( J0 H6 c3 J. {I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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( \2 X, I. `, P1 _What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.# W5 ~' a5 x4 o1 i
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
7 v5 b) f9 k* n: k8 e" ]The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
8 @' j! m2 I% e2 B; U'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.& k* P7 y8 u9 k' E5 D4 A" V) d
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.1 U7 _2 R0 d" h; k% y3 _
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.$ m1 |! j% k2 F& E% t3 ?) g0 n
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.- v2 j/ c0 Y$ ]" u
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
# ] G$ k. a, t" UBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
, \) F% [0 l" r/ Z; UBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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