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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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3 u6 ~ p5 B1 ~ }' G9 FI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you., o4 s& w+ O9 R- h5 b% Q
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
( n$ Q. u7 F" `# v8 k4 ^'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
7 G I0 Y+ c9 T- jI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.& G8 k1 |; D- ~ s
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
# U0 Y8 l2 }- z) ? b vThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
1 ^ ]3 M+ ^& s4 d% s'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.* |" y1 n, m) }6 f) N
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.: V% k7 s2 ? M; W- b Q$ V
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.5 q6 Q% c/ V& [. u: K& ?7 c2 V
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
1 Z d# r0 U9 _I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.: o9 R! F7 |3 m: e! E; f
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.* V i5 M( ^5 D! l: x1 Y
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
- |) a" p% e) mBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.5 |, f' Q% V6 \* ]0 \
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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