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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
9 r' i# ? e' @$ XI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 5 T9 @$ A/ V# @" f, K
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
: Y# U6 t3 y/ B/ S5 ?. X5 WI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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" X! d. d% S! ]8 ]What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.' S/ X% P9 b5 V9 _5 J
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.) Z& k( ~6 o, W
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
. g5 O* ^5 D& M2 Y'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.% I8 A2 C7 S& X3 ~% ^! Y9 h+ J
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
- \% l" Y6 J6 B- rAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
( D9 H& z5 Z5 a2 E3 II'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
2 C* x2 g O1 g, R+ K0 _And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., p( c, t9 o3 c
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
. B1 R8 S8 H8 d5 l: ~- oBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 2 b# g6 P" E2 z
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