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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash$ Z; o) |# C+ G
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
3 |7 Z9 U" B2 U$ u by Sean Morey ) g# `3 O; h/ u/ g4 x9 z
4 u) i A: k9 G/ P4 t HI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.: [( l5 q/ ~% ~/ Q
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
2 T, E' {3 {0 _3 K'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
7 ?. ~* m2 L0 v& G( T% O4 hI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.# ~+ `/ c9 Q u( `0 c
" q( M3 ~7 i; r0 H1 q9 g, dWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.0 n* h, u) f# S8 Q& o* p
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
% e, ]* t- i7 f; S j4 s7 KThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.& g Z* V9 h$ u9 a9 N7 a
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.% \5 c+ i6 j# K+ d4 p
^6 l' W0 z. ^3 i5 N+ K! nAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
/ {6 W# \4 b" c9 z( L'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.# ^, D% i! }' D9 A9 g, `
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
2 J6 Z! s7 F5 c" U8 `I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
E' a7 {5 s" R" o9 bAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
, L3 h- E& {% n3 n2 bBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
9 F% f/ `6 X9 u5 y$ P" g0 q- WBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 9 _, \, n! {1 `
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