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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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2 o7 C" Y9 g6 Z6 N# ]6 aThe Man Song : J" Y/ \" q9 l# X# `
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.: S( `$ n3 [$ s! Q! J$ D2 [- x
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. + a, y5 }( e \1 s* s' r5 P
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
. D5 f+ Z$ H" R0 e9 G9 SI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home., P: O. u; A# h
- s. q# w5 O7 s5 R+ e/ {1 w+ X& w% a1 GWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.1 N! Y5 N( N8 D1 _" s& W
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.) k$ l. P2 u. C
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.+ @! h6 R% c! \8 o5 b- @' W" L; @
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.) X6 e7 k8 c! M
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.% W9 u5 z, w; R b/ w; h
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.& f% h7 e. _% H9 k. W; d2 N* `: Z' X
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.7 x* y+ N8 U$ d: F
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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) j, H# m4 \$ `' U6 X. y! ZAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.! D5 g) h' I: |1 o7 W
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
8 I- R0 [1 Q2 }! a8 s% u' iBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.# L3 |! m# G0 N4 ?: W. Q4 y6 y" E7 x
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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