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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
1 D' i8 H' \% `; EI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 n( n, D% z. L) _3 w4 x
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".4 G9 B6 j( V# t* ^! `
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.* |- S6 X2 E* k
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
# }& W) K& E: L, w2 ^; F7 OAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up., x3 Y1 _( c4 b3 l( E2 D# N
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.2 F) i, X4 T$ |! I: Q7 e
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.3 J* a# v' O9 @* G! {, R4 Q0 L, P( S
E- B' l- E1 Y3 A- m2 V3 _And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 ~' m4 O7 _3 K. F0 _8 O: X
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
& M/ H" r# n; z4 a8 j/ p& Y9 }And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.: x6 W) c4 T# \( h+ l+ e. c& X
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.6 ?8 T8 B* H6 N1 y+ o! [! [0 \
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
6 G) d' Q0 h" E9 s9 Z: G# bBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
# z0 ?2 e+ @8 _1 _2 ] w. ?9 u$ CBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 1 B" Y: {- h- v. ~+ b
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