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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
# S6 y2 I3 M0 _+ Mhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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/ r5 E$ D: d2 X* O5 gThe Man Song ! S7 l! Q3 b% \
by Sean Morey
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/ h+ h( r! B8 c( b" T. o) e5 fI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
8 H4 v: N3 M5 @I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 9 ~' D7 w) j, O" L8 C
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".6 K. x" L. G0 n- b$ Q3 V
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.- z3 b& |3 `! Z1 _
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.* J4 F" ?1 w5 C- D
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.0 X/ ^: u* t( g7 Q5 E
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
4 H, ~% V4 g5 x* \1 n1 r; q$ }" A'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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6 ` I+ x& ?; S2 v% S0 Y1 X. t1 I* {And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. C2 R* a/ X; X) h7 L9 h) A
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
5 u5 }* L* f; f. S+ ZAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.2 r" {, I' L/ d2 t
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
7 |) h9 G/ E7 `And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
: \9 e2 x. x' A! K9 {8 r% T2 A: c6 y" KBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
4 h9 L, h: Y3 I7 DBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 4 }* t; ~& ~0 {7 P: _7 m; r+ d
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