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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 1 s2 h$ {! V1 Y3 W# V# C
by Sean Morey
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! k8 j' \" q: m2 q/ D6 A) P+ vI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.) |) U# W6 O, B# N& E" ?" ?) R- \
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
o% c# Y: g- R'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".3 A. v+ \5 p: ]3 r4 @! p
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.9 w4 N+ L# O+ t, H. Q
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.. |, K) J' s- H" M. L% ]: x: R
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. s a) G) @1 `" ?3 E
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
. ~. N& b# j5 y/ j1 E7 i, l; k( K'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.# {* r3 w2 d; P. O$ v& K
( y- J, [$ Y/ ?# A( u( b! \And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
& Y) O6 G( M4 x. H* y% C! r'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
4 F0 z+ \: j5 e0 `: BAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
- ~) n8 h7 G( S9 x0 B" }I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.) l+ n# Q, [" Z2 x7 O$ N, q# I
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
1 v0 w' \. y& q' j- A" ` {Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.* @6 _1 c2 @" b. d; n: I
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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