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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash/ r) ^$ g# v) H2 J z6 W
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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( K2 ~# Q) }/ ^) @. ~) ?The Man Song
# C/ H! j; h# G! f) F by Sean Morey
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1 L: |; w% p; YI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. }8 a. e; N& y5 A+ A
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 9 r) x/ j7 o- z" J8 z
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
1 L7 ]# r4 _1 d: BI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
. s# {4 Z/ {7 ~4 w; T0 J# H# Y) ]And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
! S* \/ {/ O U; u& qThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
# L6 ^& g1 K+ b% @* t: B9 v# W'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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. d& P! d2 O$ c! d1 U/ t) S; ^And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
2 [; T2 \# B) h( p' ]'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
' q8 l5 W1 [ @5 G) u3 nAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
4 x2 N S: R9 b7 w( q0 mI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.) G8 x- k: _) ~) R2 ?+ j
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.; H. K$ s- o8 ^' v7 I
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
* K( N8 H7 g7 _) \Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.3 f- e6 p& s! q, U7 \
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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