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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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: K8 w! n- e3 w1 XThe Man Song
_+ x+ _9 w1 j3 G/ N1 s' R5 f: a by Sean Morey ; d$ b$ d l8 g* Y8 h
( }$ s$ y" J2 m# m: `I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you./ |4 O& B/ U1 @* U# m {
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
0 D- U7 F. e, ^+ r( M; K1 L'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
3 {0 A8 Z. Y! R+ K" HI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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, ^/ U4 S5 w& m2 s; o: {/ IWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
& [& T% s& P- YAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
0 s6 u4 L1 B' W4 V9 CThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
2 {4 H& E- i6 q# l' s'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
" p, a z! ^0 n0 P4 i4 _'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
% | c: k6 @- }6 Q( W0 V: A$ q+ i sAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry., ^. z" \2 F8 U o
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around., m6 R; G5 ?( T0 r! T
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
0 v) z! g; P8 o8 p+ M9 IAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 C) i3 h+ P+ U; H, dBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
1 a1 A. j8 g3 j1 J7 [4 U5 D7 nBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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