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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash/ |- D g+ h2 W2 M3 s* F5 _, {
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
2 K0 o0 t# a. w, T; z$ H2 Q' {% JI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
5 M4 Q( `+ i6 ^0 |6 I* p'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".2 |" ?+ D+ V- n9 Y5 v2 y
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' a" `! @. `2 K1 o* f2 v% C* lAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
7 ]" B( T) j7 p0 |$ sThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
) ?* A+ Y7 K) m# Q6 u4 M, Z' A'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.; Y) e. o% k* @% }; H) g! a
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.& R9 m# d1 i+ D+ s0 O# X6 I1 q
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
* v" @6 F3 p% k- kI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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) ?% M- {( P4 F5 R, vAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
2 b7 y& Y% _6 `8 wAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.3 ~ H' ]9 [. u1 p! D0 f( W
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
; O7 I, o; h7 u2 d" ^Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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