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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash9 f/ ]( ?5 x3 Y; I( w$ r+ c: N
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html- K5 t' m. n, D
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The Man Song * M, Y- q. E( L: S/ @
by Sean Morey l# D- u6 w, Q# I- D2 t- N0 V
9 |5 A/ ^( ]% \+ J5 T; l" o7 `3 L$ VI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.6 {, l. c$ ?& e5 k
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 k4 F0 V( M- Y8 ~+ k# G3 _' X
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
' ?6 T" a* b6 s3 CI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.5 p+ Y* g# b! W7 _0 c( r0 a
- X$ B5 o4 N2 k4 T! i3 j4 R& w3 j* }What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
9 Z: @. _6 i. M1 _And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
) X" P, d& R7 {" NThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.- x6 K+ B/ N0 A( ^
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.1 ?% s: S# H1 s7 T$ G1 T
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
- V/ n& ^2 o* Q. n% m9 k'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
. _0 s4 {8 Z6 _* pAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry." J; L/ x2 i& c, }. m9 @7 u
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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, i$ a* e, u" d3 wAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.# c' ~& O8 F9 f/ V1 [2 S" `
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
: Q' {. L2 d q. f; h R9 \; q$ Z# _Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
1 _) J& E4 U! P1 jBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! : m: S" t G* R2 J0 o5 {- y
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