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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
5 f3 ]0 E+ e Mhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html, w/ k! q/ `" h5 k
$ M9 d. l! P- ~, d* O m0 bThe Man Song
' `; b# T/ ~* l; i. G7 z by Sean Morey ( c; Z+ I7 X7 j' f3 ]' H3 ]
3 O- o3 r9 X3 m$ N# h3 z8 GI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
. R0 \2 N8 o A% R6 \7 u5 }I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 2 \' ^1 ~6 J; d5 [
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".0 ^5 t \0 q) n
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
?! G1 p( K: g9 |6 OAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.1 w- T3 w) h& c/ e
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
1 l c( G- ?7 B1 H4 f2 `'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.! H5 b$ ^2 e, s( P5 k9 T
% f) s( P6 I3 ]/ H5 o1 p* RAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
4 D) {' j' D7 g; W6 C2 l'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.' y% u; I! u1 z5 v" r
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.1 Q8 |0 U2 e$ ?& Q& `
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.7 h6 M2 m& Y0 ~+ Y! h% H
8 @* ?) [, y) ^5 F: v6 a7 o$ O7 qAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.( i3 x! L. }3 G9 j! Y6 g
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.- l( z. k; N E W
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.3 S0 I: ^) O! d$ n( \
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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