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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.: [4 X, E" ]' k/ A! M' U! M7 ^
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
0 e/ l4 U1 F" Y" t& [( {& Y! _$ }'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".' |/ B. G. q3 \5 l# Y8 _
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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" C& \7 X% e [What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.; d, b! z% M+ Q
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
. Z6 v2 F+ L: `9 b# aThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
2 A8 }. O/ w+ O9 J* c'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
9 b1 X8 p' J; v$ J k# _ L'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.4 }# C9 J: c+ a# e# M
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry., `6 i' C, y$ g0 g7 z* ~, O6 d
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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) s, K) y! O/ l% ]And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble./ R7 i/ a3 }- V
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
7 K6 p% ]* ^( ?2 \) n& Y: i5 t& OBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
& Q E! {0 [6 M2 UBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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