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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song " ^7 X- q/ ^! P b' D' V6 D- X7 M
by Sean Morey 3 K" `$ Q! n1 |* W, n8 V
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
2 S2 o8 u( S# d2 A( B' L; c W4 |I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. @7 r/ j5 F9 L! h' ^
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".! u3 x* K/ {# ~3 D
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
8 E7 L r1 t9 C5 W& W0 gAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.8 t4 f* s# ^" B1 _1 T: p
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.4 n7 K# c) K5 T+ I# V3 ]
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 v. F' a- A, l# R5 {0 h
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
% A4 z$ Y, D0 A' v% PAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.; _2 p6 i. A' g6 n( d6 R) W8 n+ b8 _
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
/ V+ ^) d' `: o' MAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.. m$ a7 @4 I1 z8 n
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ L2 @ O& m6 d! W+ _0 J! q7 k
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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