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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song ! h9 e" D1 }, l
by Sean Morey
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5 ^6 k0 b4 s: [9 U, UI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you./ Z5 T6 a0 j0 q8 a2 M! l4 d7 {, M
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
7 E9 \ U) ?! L7 f M; Z4 t'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".2 g. a5 S, ^9 o" \" S3 n0 B
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.) ?9 i& j0 n/ r& } b5 s
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.0 p+ ?- w& ]0 j% e, N
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
6 m& X: t1 ^3 F/ ^The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.& X5 f% k8 r* D8 I6 c
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.7 l+ n" i6 n2 _# `, n- ^
8 x) r1 L& F# q" pAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.4 g) H% L6 _: ]$ v$ Q
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important., V; U5 c$ _( M, \4 j$ W( k) Q
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
8 K5 S/ ^; s9 Z" t! \I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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e X, r/ v' x. U0 m9 @1 pAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.' h/ Y. b3 u9 r, H
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.; n S+ Y) `! N
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
' ^( ]/ j# W9 t9 B/ X7 fBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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