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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
- J* j' e8 i6 e% r3 P3 F5 ehttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html- s% Q) e/ ~# z" N4 ~& D
7 R; }4 g( N5 l/ g5 u8 G X( gThe Man Song + X: o, j* o ^0 f5 A2 n; x
by Sean Morey ; Q) T7 N- z6 V3 ]0 Q3 A
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
) E3 b; s+ s. W" z ?I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
) z% M) ~/ R: E) `* p'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
8 I0 J; Q- J0 u% H8 o" {0 @I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.) A" d' K. X/ E( @% N) s! X
7 w- M) v" D9 ]3 F$ E wWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
5 A1 Q* U3 ?" d4 M' v- R; s/ xAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.6 l2 {( T) r4 a) l
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.# b/ U# O& b" V& F
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.2 @6 R) l& |/ w
, P! O) O2 g( I- j$ N8 bAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.2 I9 @( `4 h' E! f$ d: h4 |- p
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
+ v! a c% P# r; hAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.. o5 k) I! _3 P# S* O1 S! o; L
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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" @* _' {7 ^; yAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
* K% R& r/ T' Q+ L7 ]1 n, CAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
# s+ N# v( N( _* TBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
z' a8 J+ h2 M+ j% i& H% o, sBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ) M" X u; A* `7 g9 W7 C6 I( X
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