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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song $ W$ _' u+ B8 @" r* K0 B* {
by Sean Morey . d5 _: G; m0 n [
% E5 o: n, t5 u/ K3 G! [, KI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.2 |1 }4 ]1 S7 W" h- v( ?" |9 P+ P7 ~) h
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. y/ S# m1 P3 u x( j {& h
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".1 A) V( y3 b5 E1 j# _ p0 X% x$ s
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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/ l. X9 }! F! x4 X6 MWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.% i0 g7 j5 a# Q4 t
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.& K* j6 ]3 Y) R4 a- L9 x! A
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.% m) n3 V1 _( S o
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
; d) x5 W' C2 J- `8 T7 u+ z'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
9 V* g1 o* w9 w) L& |And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.) q3 y/ A; Z" |! u
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.4 D! K7 X2 S5 B% w1 j' }
3 S- L5 {1 a1 g3 Q1 ~6 \+ }And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
! ~* {# Q1 x) d, u/ d; MAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
$ ?; T$ [" X+ M3 U; v! ^Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.9 h/ b7 n7 t8 S p0 L
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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