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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash9 {9 H+ t! ~% P; s! y6 r: C
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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: O2 r; q* x7 J0 M+ F7 TI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.! f/ N/ Q i C, c8 P
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 A# }% y: R' P% h/ {8 u
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
8 Z' ]. ]; Z8 V. u, o6 K- oI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.! n6 b* Q( v( o
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
4 n, ? ?# Z" C4 lAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.7 G& B; t* U! s- I [, `
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
: H3 f9 z3 h y M'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
5 e1 Q. J0 {6 `3 `+ U4 G, a0 R5 X5 v'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.4 m$ }4 Z# l* S4 i. M7 ^0 u8 f' r, m8 N
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.! Z3 f+ x! i. i! b
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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' A0 \- J B5 ? xAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
+ ?; h1 v# v/ ^6 i9 Y" u" R, {/ CAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
$ `( H2 y- ~# }- L6 D, L0 ~6 YBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.; `4 G. m( p% D. q
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! - H' i0 M! v8 ^" [
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