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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
F7 V) e% E7 Z3 O* Vhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html$ D7 I# e: P1 U, C- n9 p6 I8 X
* o+ K' g* k$ L f, r# q" \The Man Song
6 i1 y0 }! x9 O6 g$ u3 y/ S# L by Sean Morey
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5 ^ r( _+ X6 A* [) O* X- JI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
* F, @. |6 ?9 z- k/ cI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
# O) Z2 n" n2 B' O E2 A'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
2 C2 S4 o+ M9 P* E" Q# ]1 |) p: QI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.+ b7 W2 u( O, V& [
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
/ |2 ~9 U7 _% sAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
' T4 o- q7 D3 p$ I- qThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.) x- h' V, L0 t9 B# a: S' @
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.0 E" `- I3 L S3 h7 `
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.3 [0 B# z' ^5 F- ~' r5 \- b
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
6 C+ ~, ~' d) U; \8 x7 OAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
+ Y% @7 A7 @# Q/ V. BI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.7 l! G3 r+ | e, ]6 K5 B
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
% \+ O- @! s% u7 ~- D4 _. f# xBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% c5 d, x1 X5 r. BBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! $ {7 O% ?+ _2 d% ]3 F! d
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