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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash* L, z6 K/ G/ N( N* Z N0 W6 N4 F v
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html# d \' V6 H1 r: U) y. m# Q; D
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The Man Song
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! q2 E* c- n( V FI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
, J- ]& F/ i" }4 U/ eI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ) G8 }6 v) t1 f$ l# ?( g6 f
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".* a3 r$ H: b8 S0 K _
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
; C H+ K2 T0 Y2 s' M, T( z! yAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.- _6 U" p) e& [2 ~4 `" _
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
- o' K. U/ ]+ b1 e+ m+ c'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.6 Q3 N9 e" I. Z: W# J
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
& L' |" L" o" c$ P$ e'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
" F5 n: J* J) G4 h c9 HAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.& [' ~4 B p- H/ B; F
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble." E9 {6 i9 C0 `! J' B
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
: H+ D/ ^0 h9 xBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to., t' T; `1 ], H) v& h
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! % Q7 H* w& a! ~+ S
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