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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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' Z$ `: |% J. X, ?( M) dThe Man Song
) @% u( R0 V2 t8 I by Sean Morey ! H; U/ O: O; S7 u/ \* Q2 v
# P/ i" P- g1 T$ z ~5 J" PI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.# T, j- U' t0 Z5 Y+ N6 }( b
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 9 g% ^+ q* e9 z8 r- _% t/ A' [
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
3 l8 K! S' o( j2 k, xI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.1 I6 q4 n0 F7 ~
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' P5 i5 ?) n5 AAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.: y& g b2 ~- x2 F5 z! X
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
h, q8 D5 O2 W" |7 |'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
+ c8 i; X) @. ~. l I4 M1 l, x- v'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.; i4 K. `$ E6 U5 d) z0 }* ^# O
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
5 `: c. ?9 w( N+ @! f g) [) ?I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble. f2 q/ j$ { A
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.* ~, ^4 u0 A8 E4 \) \! f
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.6 F7 f+ {2 U' T1 }
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 8 Q* l( S& ^8 T* w/ k6 W9 w' A
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