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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
# b' J3 i( t. j7 E$ hhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html4 @0 u5 l" A1 E) q0 N
, E2 g: I1 l+ F$ V5 nThe Man Song 1 S/ A D% k) B9 D
by Sean Morey
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6 |3 X. [/ }) l3 ]/ HI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
: Q' @) |. r- W" L1 N7 wI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ( K' r/ b, ?- o x. _! ^8 Z; r: ~
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".! S# U: m2 c$ ]$ {$ _7 U
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.$ z$ W* {5 j( {$ P* \9 S, B
. O. U) K8 H M! b. P' lWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.+ H' j& u# I# T7 |+ `& J5 R X$ G
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.- y( D8 ~6 {! r
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.! L& {( g/ l- L( `0 f$ `
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.2 V. b6 k- v4 \. r3 Y1 K
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.& N) }5 Q0 K& f) k$ F6 V( P
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.. a, A. i$ V+ G O+ |& _ d
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
( e. O- c; E. m" @3 O6 w$ EI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.. `: f3 V8 @; @5 F8 h2 |2 p
. z: k8 |5 q9 `( W* R8 {9 {' ?+ qAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.& T$ ^* I4 s3 H; y6 G" J
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
% G. N8 `2 t; _* I" z- }Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
! o2 \$ L1 t/ N' d% h0 @Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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