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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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" } _8 a0 r) y3 NThe Man Song , [( m# [, d* x3 y
by Sean Morey / l, L J6 c E( R
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
& B p+ K: \; ^9 O4 ^ W7 g/ A+ |I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
: [5 N" k t! V2 q'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
; f3 a: i; A" M+ b C7 K& C( i# uI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
# {9 \1 J: q0 f3 {. qAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
0 |0 e3 O9 ~8 {7 [$ DThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. } o4 }: k' o; A$ N2 W
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.+ @4 O4 l& }2 c& I2 f7 m0 m
# V+ ~7 }: ~+ J8 P7 hAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.1 Q8 F$ T, x1 y r
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important. h8 _9 I9 l5 @, W/ W% _
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
$ y7 v% U0 k' e9 ?- s/ v$ h! KI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.6 y* J* J% ?, D5 t7 B
3 M6 r0 v: B+ a0 o+ oAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
: ?1 x; s+ y1 F$ k8 W# a: pAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
0 r* x) E) _' Z, ]: UBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
! L, I/ ~9 @( P4 NBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 9 y- d( B# F7 w6 I' O: f
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