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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song $ q! U* R% h1 R7 ~$ K3 H7 ?
by Sean Morey - n0 d4 u8 }" O J
2 N5 z" R0 e4 m: G+ sI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
: v H+ ^5 m( K! q! I; n! Y' jI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
5 V' ]8 Y' X9 h; Y'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
/ U. m9 u1 ~9 {$ _' W$ ?I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.1 U0 Q' O2 X' t$ v7 D/ A6 S
" W0 N) G; p3 \8 N2 f* a8 CWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
1 G3 }5 X: k' E7 H4 BAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
4 }0 [# j+ e- X" X4 lThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
( x5 f+ P7 W( Z! ?2 @* s'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
, G2 F) u( P4 O4 g; M'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.3 O, Q7 N: b) i6 L( Q! e
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.! |, {% V* p, c9 Y8 Y: u, a: `$ j" J
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around. H1 ^' v' I7 [3 m i9 Q
2 [5 q0 G- I H# }6 d7 d# e- TAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
4 v8 ^5 |7 S1 M4 cAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch./ Z) d" R2 O: U7 o Y
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
! J g& p4 ~4 KBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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