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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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0 v7 R2 ^: x5 C: BThe Man Song 5 a C* c" t# L6 ]
by Sean Morey / U" T4 ~, [$ D, C2 u. i
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
6 F I% V& \8 Y! V; `* pI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. . b. l7 C3 A3 C5 U9 i& F. L
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
, W' X( W: W/ qI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.0 ~7 ` A$ ]& I- Y$ c$ Q
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.- @1 ~/ g" j8 K3 J9 s
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
5 }! Y {* J# Z: p l'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.5 t( ~0 O6 c, ?! J4 K' Q' q' h
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
+ ?. k+ {% G/ J3 n! iAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
% W2 T1 J% Q0 q0 E0 E% I2 x6 d" n) V9 ], FI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.! M& T; \8 b1 ^' w) E" S
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
. ~ M" m* _& [' g2 g4 HBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ o- j2 T2 F7 O$ \' s
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 0 U" e- f& v/ Y9 K6 h5 Y4 P
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