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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash. \$ G& B }7 }: K% }
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html$ ?' d# t2 f' P; I5 B+ U$ B
( |% ]5 n0 s5 ~9 A# {$ _6 j2 NThe Man Song
, A" m1 ~1 u7 ^; x2 C* L' b by Sean Morey
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2 c% U+ G/ Z% p" p uI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! g; N! h5 _/ o2 X; }% e) v5 u' nI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 2 n9 q5 ?' u" v% g h. o
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
# H! `1 V$ n; I9 f8 hI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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0 q$ L8 C; g8 ?! H) r6 i: P9 F1 ]7 rWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
) ^0 Z/ w8 i2 G' ]And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.! w6 @# r0 [( V# V0 }- q( J @
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
: D0 q. o0 E( F* r# v# f+ S'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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`) Q* q7 ~, c. N+ P3 TAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.# a1 q) \. \ b7 ]4 P9 X# R
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
" Z6 f; x. v' _, F* c/ f+ }) i# {And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
. N- |1 p1 \2 c9 X4 j( cI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.# X9 h6 f* ~0 S u2 o, Q
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.' {1 z+ g7 S7 T& C! M7 [5 J5 U- A" r
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., x q3 _. E( W" e6 U
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
1 V3 T# ?4 {" Z7 t* gBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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