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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash e" h" y0 H) Z1 I4 i( ~
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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" i1 Q4 I% [# W* \2 g0 T$ f7 z' I% G. FThe Man Song ( ?; I' ?/ l, E" s
by Sean Morey 7 l8 T) h& ^1 U* ?9 Y& }
, l7 U& @/ w! RI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.( b: Q1 Z# z6 P1 c
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. $ z9 W+ |! @# {8 M# u: q6 U9 e! s
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".; i1 r! ?* O9 k
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. m2 z# E5 A, |' g- Z) ^ Q. K
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.# ^3 g) c) N% Z- ^4 o" n
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
, R% Y: Y9 m V. k( w: p4 a'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.3 U! d; ?3 h, B, h) v3 d
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important. n& C7 Y8 s0 ~1 k6 u
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.# ]* T6 {4 k/ S: n8 K" G
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.6 O1 C* }# c6 J& i" a
) P3 x5 K8 h L0 S1 `1 }8 G) NAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.6 q# c! C/ w! v( g0 `
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.9 \3 H4 J$ r1 W( O8 q. e& A
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
1 g n+ R. r1 L, CBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! " n8 H. A8 b& e; H' s
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