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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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. Y( R1 w: u3 M9 P, S- mThe Man Song 3 J) h+ d: K; B7 ~0 _' c# C# i( |1 c
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
W3 }4 x; z% F1 a: |1 w& ?I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
1 w8 k, m6 H. _& i% s$ o'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".3 s& G! z$ P* k9 {! k! v D! h
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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! N2 t5 a" y. k7 r( _9 ?8 S& tWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
- k4 ?/ G$ [$ P6 sAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
5 v! f0 ]& k% j6 r3 b. v: DThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear./ O1 d5 h5 f$ I5 m% t' O( k, X2 c
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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- E. ?0 N. a: F! e3 ^: {" zAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
2 J) Q, U! j: Z9 G4 x! m0 r5 p'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.! C3 }* }$ d/ I( F2 j: n* N( w
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
* p# X! h" r0 JI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.8 t2 z* p$ q3 B, _
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
; u, l; q& N' G) I5 h' MBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.6 ~$ V5 `/ S9 h: b+ X# K5 y% @2 g
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 6 t, N7 d- n' E3 H, `6 r
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