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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash; n6 Z; S/ e7 J: h) o
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html# g2 P3 b5 ^ x- ^5 a
0 [1 j* p8 _' W! cThe Man Song
1 m% o5 _7 q4 q- O by Sean Morey
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& O; u7 G0 O ]I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.% Y4 a/ J: i# L; I. j- W' D
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
0 N! x9 j/ J; A/ m+ t3 y2 n'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".+ k% A7 k1 Z4 g- P! ?% }1 l
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.9 u+ ^6 ~+ c1 j
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
! i. u' }& x+ E8 ^And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.: ], S; E5 s: N) c& M# v0 h
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.5 @) o6 ^( M: G, O( Y+ o& r
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
: f. `! S( i7 P'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.4 J6 U2 @( y+ T2 e9 S6 }) a% X/ `
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.5 f8 O- V* d0 W& S2 U5 j" C9 g
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.5 W* Q) h6 r* j( O6 ^
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.9 M+ G4 ~3 E4 q' L6 T/ A0 S
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
7 {6 h, _# c* i1 x4 g" S4 jBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
) ^3 P* `/ S0 B' W" eBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! , F3 q2 x$ K4 b9 n! C T' z
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