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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song ( g% ]/ f- A' f/ M% ^: ?
by Sean Morey
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5 S Y; ]# W" B5 q: V# OI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.+ s. [2 P. k1 m% d) ~ Z/ @& _7 l
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
1 ~6 @' E' E% W3 p. g' W/ B'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
1 g) k- l& G& n/ N* |6 aI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home. l; C* C2 n) \5 F% U0 `
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.3 ?' ^% k! Z/ _$ T9 Q
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
+ s, j8 @+ W) _2 u) C. B6 d: n uThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.# U9 o$ U- @# S+ `
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.3 a) r7 i$ d, J+ c. L3 @6 y( J$ \2 R
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.+ |: z9 _+ u/ h2 U: |. X
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.5 r% } q# m3 m* p
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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2 R# Y4 D# }, @1 |And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.1 [$ C. i3 M7 T/ w6 T( P8 [
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch./ q m1 \- V; R" q( u: v
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
' b; n. n; I; n( Y# dBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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