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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash! q1 _1 e' M% h& j
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html9 Q; }3 b8 d" g' x
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The Man Song : O/ S8 ] g6 C0 A# N, C, X
by Sean Morey + q( s4 t% E0 p+ {
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.# M1 k. |4 h4 \, q1 P
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
. W' O+ i. k3 b) w1 }" v'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
: |4 ^+ d D9 a0 Q, hI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.+ ]. q6 U9 h/ ]( e* W
4 i6 V( V; ^- d$ T+ K: _What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
& o6 D4 ]$ t% @, RAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up./ h! n+ o* }& w5 i6 \/ |0 B1 i
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
/ D0 \$ n' K- Q o4 W, ^; O'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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6 ]7 L, B* _( y, pAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
1 H2 u+ z/ \6 g/ D p8 j8 D5 |'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
2 `# r9 q' X* x5 VAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
/ }+ j1 ?, G$ B" t7 `7 [* o* I# qI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.; M6 k' T3 h/ M" Y3 p
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.6 {8 i. K% D6 o, ~9 }0 h/ [ |
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
) \; X5 C" Z6 u* P/ ]9 _Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.9 k2 j) B8 G2 o) c, v5 r
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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