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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
- I7 M% E& _: v* ahttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html3 W' ^ h: }2 U7 o# D6 L1 Y9 W
, [+ H. P" x3 n. hThe Man Song
; ^8 U' s0 F! U; K% Y) H by Sean Morey
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7 i0 ^" T% e( A* u V$ i$ zI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.* r; x3 m" {; S/ Y) G1 S
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 0 I$ L6 n9 _; Q9 ]3 N" e& A7 g
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
) B. k# v: U! Y- w8 @! a5 W7 t! eI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.& R, N" Z2 _4 L! ]3 ?
0 q8 h9 U9 D& A% T" D1 B: NWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
1 y8 h7 ~3 V5 }( t' v( Y* eAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.' @# @3 \0 E# X
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
" X0 Q9 @+ [/ o5 V2 Q, j3 ?'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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9 r! O4 M! x( ?# aAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
7 E' D: ^1 f# k! M2 ^% C& i'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
Q+ w; U* K; U( UAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.. `# f! R# i( N/ x
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble./ Q8 `' X' m+ q5 C* C2 Y8 B
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.& x) C, j' `! K* f1 O2 X
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
, ~( [* G- y2 N! B, t) jBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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