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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash8 k( A3 E) X3 T6 R( o
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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& @' j& H3 D3 }The Man Song & L. ]5 q: b, K; K7 f8 _' _; l3 j
by Sean Morey ( O9 Y- k0 H+ [6 H( G4 L
, n5 B. Z2 g l7 e8 U4 i8 [I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
2 r! c8 G- h1 n" cI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ' V5 n; c3 G4 _5 r1 `6 e
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
) ^: O; P" g* h7 M9 l. [5 j5 `! eI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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( F# n5 z4 E$ \* ~7 V' ^What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
/ d2 J6 y0 v0 J8 qAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
6 z% J0 d' n2 s, z: j6 }9 k+ ?5 W1 EThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
w) w1 ~. b, I! c. W'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.6 }! ~5 D/ h& b$ i8 ?# P
' h O& S3 y M3 ?; R' YAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.5 u$ g- t" D$ f. J
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
" i% X! @- h( ^) _: W5 v) MAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
3 y+ W) {# D" Z" H1 ^; ~- Z$ gI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.$ ?9 x5 A* f8 U2 S" c. T9 a+ v
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
. X; R Y% \. z! m% q& W% fBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ n G9 i! V" L; q3 p5 Q
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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