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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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$ U3 i8 M- F4 h! qI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
1 j7 M, }9 X) _$ _I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
( q: _- }5 M+ F) Y'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".2 H* l: d( G- P; A) Q. a( _
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.; C0 C+ _% x7 d) [2 b! T
7 s& I' X( y% L1 z( n: k5 [9 R" FWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window." ]$ T& t* v7 G4 S$ X
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
+ o/ u" b& p, o6 j; _5 t- K9 h6 O% }6 iThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
: e" k) g+ V0 Q3 I'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
: l# R O4 Y k r) ]% ^, |'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.( {6 O1 s% M" Z
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
8 m1 K* V, t0 f+ e9 _) YI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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8 G3 ]$ F" u- Y* f" {And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.$ \5 j/ \8 @- V# B
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
8 C& I7 Y+ ^- b, [2 w' m( c, x- WBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
; R" ]- J: k! q& j. w/ ^8 F; mBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ' m" C3 _7 w4 C8 \/ t
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