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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash7 A$ p; s2 Y3 K# W" g
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html5 T, h) w" h( J* G3 v( L
4 l$ b( s' }% X& EThe Man Song ( m) t9 m# P8 g
by Sean Morey
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/ e/ n( \$ `3 T7 X+ e/ o" XI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
" `' ], e1 E0 mI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
# r; f' _% v! k6 l; G! o) W'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".: j% d: q& g" t1 @
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
! Z8 z: j9 p0 [0 fAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
8 z J. k( j3 m+ k3 U5 _- J1 x- \The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
4 X1 i5 h' x3 N6 a4 {9 g2 l N7 H'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.4 d! v8 ^# s2 L2 \7 i1 L
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.: ~ A" ?& H$ {, g/ G
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
0 Z" B! B/ `& i( R; G2 \1 c0 Y+ YAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.8 x& d, P, p6 `2 z) b4 i
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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' g: ]* @& |+ H5 k) l, l7 eAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
, s* q' \+ l) k0 xAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
; j. n8 M1 D- B( f$ eBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
; o: f4 T9 L1 s, h+ MBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ! D7 Z, q5 v1 V1 d- [4 c, \
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