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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 1 K R( n B0 [' M: z! D7 h
by Sean Morey A- B. L: r& m C
3 }0 D4 l" u& Y& Q6 yI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.6 O- V( N+ a: S$ J2 q: _8 N
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. + d) |1 T5 Y- r( M J# x
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".( Q. }- i; `# t3 B
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home., S! N6 p0 g1 a1 K/ A
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
, |+ M+ W# G- s/ ?# k3 wAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.: g) o! A4 m9 e r- x( ]8 P# H/ a" A) ^
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.2 K) `- J; }( |
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.0 s( q1 O' b% h9 f D
$ q7 w! \: L% pAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.) {; ~: B. c1 n3 g/ h
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
6 F( K) I% B. X. u. SAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
6 E/ X7 D1 p+ ]0 x, w: O. l+ \I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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5 Y* R! b, @# I9 P: X E. DAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.% J9 l1 a9 K2 ~0 n
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.6 r9 Z3 u8 U0 o$ \3 V/ h8 b
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
9 l$ h9 d$ q4 |5 s! P4 vBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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