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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
0 o: M! N* C3 S3 [http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html2 t( r9 W: y$ q9 c- X, r% @6 ]
7 A. Z5 {* Z) t) XThe Man Song
7 w) L7 B* }3 O by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
7 o, c) ^: C3 A0 u0 S8 XI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
. _0 d' L I, ]+ n' _'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
! Q0 \; u* q8 ] WI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home." ?+ U, H) p9 y- a
+ G% ^4 V& F0 L- qWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.3 A2 ~" C3 F/ C( u X
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
# N5 o/ {" q: S+ Y2 YThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
+ z- m- z% }7 j'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.8 ?6 K# Z% H: s) Q7 _& c* F9 ~
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
7 d( _: b6 C- _$ j$ H2 q0 J$ q( A'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.+ V! {3 p. d3 [8 z* T
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.# \/ M9 F- w2 C; Y& N, o/ r
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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7 j% O v6 M8 v* Q7 `And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.7 p1 i2 o# q+ j3 d& c: z0 N
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
" H2 s! z' H& {+ q0 S5 \( } EBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.2 k, M2 e3 X+ v4 N# f
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! % N5 j1 @* W- `% [5 k: Y7 F
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