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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash! n/ }$ }# `7 z" i2 J; h
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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, u4 S" [# R+ f( T7 U. O" Q, r1 X8 K9 gThe Man Song - d* n0 [# I$ m/ _- n- g
by Sean Morey 4 ~+ s! g* e$ l
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
# U/ ^0 R* K' q; T. L) m9 Y+ F" KI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
- \' l: S, o6 ]'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".; J4 n' |8 i/ o. o' ?4 d
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.# B# v( b5 j7 K3 U- a
/ S n& c9 Q1 L$ s7 v2 DWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
2 X+ Y9 j" Z' ~3 k/ y+ ^And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.+ E/ L: V5 N8 ]$ W" z: P- p
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.; g$ I" W: l7 R) c+ x
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.' @: U& }. q- s* ~' N
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 S/ N s6 c: F; b# ]' M
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
g( Q7 g. x. u& NAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.0 T' E% R. s4 @( X% l1 z4 U" Y
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around. D3 Y, Z) G9 k, M6 C( b0 s
" Q: d7 k* k$ Y; G, T) y0 RAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
3 H0 G: \# D5 K. F6 h; K1 O( JAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 Q" H1 z9 t' HBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.0 F4 q, \" U& H- p
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 1 ~: ^- j. o: \6 H! L0 @
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