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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
3 p0 _" n, D8 t$ Whttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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2 C) b- a/ k# ]: `# ~" m, GThe Man Song
( |1 V, f- N W+ U7 M' q by Sean Morey 4 P0 b! W5 Y i# [% U+ O
6 I5 [& M/ p% p: q- B4 b8 YI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
/ T4 M5 g7 q& K S) Z. {I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. , U6 R: N' F0 M! g: g, x" u( u7 r
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
8 D, c0 K( D/ D5 `* M3 \7 bI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
# t/ D8 c" ?4 @# [' }And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.& E7 M7 `/ p/ l$ v+ ]! |
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
/ J- Z7 S5 z7 [; i/ O9 B'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.! ~7 ~& F3 k- `5 D6 s
3 u9 [; {/ r, n9 b, MAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.5 v) W, N! g! C/ D
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
# x9 R0 }* s+ i( e6 KAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.1 y, y# F* c9 [: {
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.( k: I* T* F* m& i
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
5 n9 _5 v1 ?% Z/ X$ _; A7 \" {% gAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
4 K6 R, j8 l% p! N0 M/ p3 dBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.; ^1 t' k" p" l( [" n3 [* g
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! + k# z+ @% C+ q. n0 X8 V( r! `
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