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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash# R/ w- w& {; G# }/ L( {" N
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html+ h0 `# g, f4 `, x7 w5 u. F
, n. b6 X7 ?8 y9 m' MThe Man Song + C2 h5 c( `+ H6 S' x# }
by Sean Morey
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) j* f+ }6 m; _$ I- t* rI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
) P! o. E _) k- O+ ]I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ) j' P4 T9 R8 b8 ?" j8 h
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"." D; ]$ u9 U* g1 |7 I/ @0 ^ s
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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. I* l3 g& X+ ~" e5 bWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window./ h( E2 z6 ~8 P T
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
: u) b" b% B' {The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.4 ?" i: J' ^* E. j; Z2 Y
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.( @8 p; A; v9 ^( A2 H
7 I# }7 g4 S7 uAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.! p7 P8 w* |* H8 r
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
: g/ D, N/ r3 t, h7 V8 HAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.( {! F; n5 m/ W
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
3 l; @; j3 v! v9 y" XAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
- I' J7 S9 p4 }Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
/ m& X6 s) B+ n; BBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 3 l; d. }7 i; G
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