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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash* ?: `5 m! t$ E8 _- [) ]
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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8 Z" G2 M$ e2 q+ a2 BThe Man Song
. z& B. D" _# x4 y& ]* p/ o$ Z by Sean Morey
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|. K8 v) y+ B9 W: A8 R; u) bI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you./ [% M, M6 N8 w e
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ' i8 ~+ g6 e1 ?$ W
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
; [" ?! d2 P, x$ H8 y& K# o: v3 }1 uI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.# Z( D7 f% U9 C9 A" {& V
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
1 o3 q w7 f) n! |) HAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
# U' [& ], U$ ]! ^ WThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.1 r2 }9 s! ]) O; ~) C7 w" C
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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3 E9 }+ j0 I* k$ MAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.& g2 ~/ o0 x a, N
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.& o6 f; h& _2 t( Z
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.: O" |, S0 F3 b/ z1 O/ P
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
* v4 U3 j. N8 D6 ^6 f* `And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.# h) F2 @6 p% Z+ {0 d% n1 E# L9 t
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.# J5 |4 ?" Q8 K
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! $ p, X: E7 ^0 U8 q8 ?1 _/ x
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