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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash, P! n5 h9 e' Q. G8 D% E& `" P0 o
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html+ ~) s. W' \+ J9 V, D
) R3 V# z% O( u# O1 l1 MThe Man Song - \& m7 }: j) }) z" o1 ~; H- [) u
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.! S( @7 o# O3 P
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
1 W7 F" K& O! w) `, F2 W'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".- c5 M' W# L5 d, @& @
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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: b! _6 i8 W1 S* A- z- f7 ~ DWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
! O! q; J5 U# v; Y. h% ]And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
3 V+ F+ b+ Q8 h, @) k" [The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
( @- t. I9 K/ F4 |' o1 B# @2 V' M'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.' O% U8 c7 s$ ] c7 ?; {% y+ X
& k6 b* s9 X' V) h* T. x5 H. J' C1 MAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
6 K9 x# N D# c# v0 D'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
7 D* n, |0 M5 v6 b' t9 q0 VAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
6 g& U$ p- Q* m% P4 w6 L1 pI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.. V( C- c& }4 G5 F' }
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
+ K$ W2 l+ n: m, W3 p! LBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.% k; s9 C! { w8 g, ]0 Y8 o* d
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ) d# ^+ T* d. S3 c& L7 Y
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