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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash0 Z A6 W+ U d2 i. D
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.8 w! V. m2 \2 t& ?
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 4 u; P) G' U) q# M [
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".: W. d7 W6 r* m: F7 A' \# u
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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u% a4 G" [9 ]( \( U. W5 @( J$ UWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.# F v/ b/ A2 k
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.6 v! @% a# u2 K4 l) B, F. ~
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.( W# w ?1 s9 r
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
% R; Q0 z7 v. }5 \, \7 N& v'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.& b$ J; Z5 J+ x
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
0 A+ a4 v& I! U+ i* @1 rI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.4 Y9 N5 m2 }- S% a7 G" g
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.8 c) g" Z1 \ m, N
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 Z U# Q" U3 O- ?6 z5 LBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.3 e/ [) @) u8 c0 s3 [! }
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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