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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash0 ^; Y# o# r4 j% h0 w: @0 |
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html- n- F x3 x, @
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The Man Song
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& L t8 z, R3 UI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.! ^5 q3 F4 E6 ~2 u& u' c
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ' R3 ?- t2 n. k+ g5 f; U# m
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
, ]/ `$ |5 i x7 X8 mI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.1 [: j: X/ H+ R: t+ S1 L
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.5 E4 p. U5 ?; k% g9 t- P
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 E' g8 P( [1 h- M1 W' yThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.7 {1 D Q- U% [" i$ e
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.- I3 ]) h: e& y4 C8 p
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.2 \1 O. S5 V2 D3 z+ ]8 J
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
0 u# V" j, j/ }9 q: W# K/ C' EAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.5 u* d- M9 D4 S
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.; X2 p$ k; r2 P% Q z
4 u- p: o! B( o/ _And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
& W6 y' P. S4 S4 yAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.6 y3 b0 f) @5 Z- W" F
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
( `& ]3 b" X4 \0 a! oBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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