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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song ; p0 ~! l& i. C3 ]% f
by Sean Morey 2 Y& |2 m. a. A" z" a$ A- [
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.5 m) P0 C+ l8 e
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
, L! H6 c9 q" W# y'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"." N. ?- J3 K+ O. v5 e" ^+ K1 A
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.* n; o! l& W6 M% A5 r7 Z
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.* A, y2 X- R1 E2 d. E6 j9 W: o
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
3 d5 E4 |$ q) f: T& ?'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.4 [0 S7 h# k/ [0 t
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
& e1 H4 { S; e& G4 M4 p3 CAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
+ B0 B) @: L5 sI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble." F$ S3 a6 N+ F1 H5 `8 }/ D
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 H& N- `: G8 [ D4 JBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
3 `" C$ |5 w/ q, M+ c( |Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 4 A/ d9 ?$ q' c% ^1 s+ k* V
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