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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
, C/ e3 }, y" G' N, Nhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html- \ f- e- H/ P$ B( n
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
1 I& E& }/ e4 m" U, [$ g9 _& h7 q3 rI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 N$ S7 C4 o S Q! v, Q
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
3 p* c/ h0 ~+ EI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.) n/ N' p+ W1 s
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.; m0 ]- `2 t2 }6 U m8 @) P' a
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.( R3 o; s* X- U1 E
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
5 y: t, O" `; L; N- q'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
4 g. ?. P; T( i9 k'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
; u' n8 ~# f/ R. zAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.$ a) k9 n2 G' t7 ?
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.0 B7 b5 X! K. L1 I
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.* S2 d! b; R- f
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
5 p8 R* [) M" D' lBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
2 R* A8 I7 w) h! h; @: LBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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