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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash- i! y8 O1 u* q4 @3 x* C ^
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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+ d# f2 l3 {1 eThe Man Song
2 ~' @1 j$ t: |! A% b# g by Sean Morey
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A4 R" y3 h! G' L( L' Q2 _. v" b; |I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
" N7 G. `" g% m( H1 u. l A5 yI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
3 |: ^0 j' X/ R/ Q# m1 f3 e'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".1 X' G9 h: f; p" W8 {3 C
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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+ p+ {+ c4 h$ L0 C$ GWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.. g" D, ^- b, J0 O& m, y5 E
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. v5 L# E8 V/ U
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.2 X0 i1 E( ?1 g, Q
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.1 d! h- |0 M8 K# k: W; ]
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
2 @6 ~7 |" E4 _, R+ {' U' M) _And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
& t0 x5 F4 p. ?/ w3 [5 b8 bI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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0 ]* S: f% C1 X. K5 ^And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
# K: f% ?& N% M, ]- m' bAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., ^4 K5 M# u' {; Z
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
$ Q) e) a0 q, A% }1 p0 ?Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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