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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash% o8 d! `% d' i* i# f
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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- L/ h1 B/ C3 c z NThe Man Song + q* E" P+ Y- f1 d9 P$ A
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.2 y. O. V" [& K! }7 d3 E+ i
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
7 |9 B6 e& U- N8 G. \'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% m7 z$ V" n6 S: @3 I. {4 F( M9 bI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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5 u; \2 `5 T; }7 Y, Z% FWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.* d$ d0 d& w4 C
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
* F3 {, s" z* w( @The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
0 G7 I2 G7 c3 R8 b2 x5 ?'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.9 l6 l1 x# ~4 C- X9 v" {
& |$ E' _6 _) j& k! Z- aAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want., \7 n- v5 B' e e( E
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
j D+ ?, }! {" bAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
' m& ?' E! c8 F+ x& K" @4 R9 hI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.: ] Z, v* z2 g% J9 ^5 { [
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch. g5 G! v6 ~: G) m9 S
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.0 R- N. r, R/ X* k
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 7 E' E3 M h: G& [) Y& z
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