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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash. i7 Q% I4 E. ^" s, N0 a4 u
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html& y2 _4 A; ^# a4 G( k( s( \
2 J& I3 y f# P" {6 _2 xThe Man Song
% F& S' L8 q' W& A by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
+ w* B7 F/ P9 l c1 BI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 2 c7 T1 V. u' V/ z K" i0 e* U4 a
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".6 g& W' C& C3 c2 g/ v# W
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.% D3 V1 I8 N z. F
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
8 l8 b, g, |( T. o" s0 W! e4 D' FThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.1 B$ K3 a- ]* h# h
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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9 Z0 ? C1 [6 S. q& ?9 C; VAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
" @7 O, |/ z; z7 g& h3 \'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- }2 ~, M8 w# {% p3 s9 m
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
& n* O. d8 P+ ^) zI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
# U7 z% V: p0 u) b, K( h5 E% ~5 hAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.3 N: i; Q% Z. y+ G% F% r% L
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
0 {) h9 g I' H& S$ c- xBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 5 L5 A* _! Y3 {, m
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