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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash0 N# D2 _& `% K$ W- r, l3 a
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song ! v6 ?/ d# i- O& E" _) l( ~
by Sean Morey % ] u [- z0 t
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.* P5 s8 t+ c. ~1 R
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ) V: z6 B$ v9 F# ]8 t
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
& }) S! q+ J9 D- f/ I( m8 @6 r, rI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.( `1 p- v9 j$ L1 c4 ]' t
' h' I1 `1 H7 S; W% jWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.5 e6 e& w2 g. s, k9 ^/ y
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.+ b0 h2 e: U6 K9 E
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
* e$ {& i" K8 }+ c2 G( f! } f'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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# R2 l: b A& a- O' O; d" EAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.9 ^! @" |) W3 _9 N! u
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.' i2 x* T! r6 D1 `
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
' `8 j" o. I! Z! H3 r6 FI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.; Q7 I1 y2 n# R% N3 t& t
, |, r( c: ~' N+ @- C! ~And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
1 \% s' Y' m" l" m5 ^6 J0 E- x- EAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.5 `3 s$ X! F0 Z8 X( ]- i+ r6 i7 B
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
3 Y$ x% ]) P1 _ jBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 1 K2 I, F$ {9 s8 E$ Y7 o
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