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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song ) d i: |5 k* B( y
by Sean Morey
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- g, R' ]+ F. n$ Q1 Y+ BI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
% N y0 D( O# M6 x7 x/ J7 LI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. $ u6 s2 t! h/ u7 L7 `2 R* r3 M
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
1 M2 @7 O. o4 x6 R5 uI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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1 P2 w4 e: E# T* s2 N# qWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' U! D, m; m5 G: S4 A3 C0 FAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
' o- T6 R- p, c% zThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
% U, s1 g6 d8 N% N. b'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want., l0 j3 D7 U( @/ n/ q( i9 b; ?
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 i$ j$ s7 {$ N# @
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
# E) O5 Q7 _. W# v) N0 J2 A' m$ r' yI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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+ I2 E% k2 g6 u2 n B$ ~- xAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
* G7 l& S- G; U' t$ H+ cAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
: j# N% n1 H2 x" RBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.0 ~) a3 s# F5 f6 Y/ _7 A: q# _
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 0 D3 l; Y* L3 { g" e4 ^
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