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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash* n( J( O# i- Q8 }% N, c ~
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song 9 A' q. I0 _# f
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
' ] }5 h0 w* l- O6 S8 vI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
% W5 _1 }4 N6 T( A$ \" g4 Q'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 S, b6 A7 C0 Y- [I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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, Q, b- q. e% u5 k/ J! K0 z1 dWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
+ d3 j9 M; a4 b6 o( y: HAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
# {2 Q: G0 e; [The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.& \" v* H0 O% b# r
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.5 F+ D/ }1 w( t, ^! E% D* u' u) `
1 W2 l$ ~1 t7 f2 s7 ]And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
( ?+ D8 B7 m: ]0 Z. N2 _) y'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
/ J" p8 C! K% f7 j5 zAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
- A1 \- B4 U, }: QI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around./ z! m3 Z4 p& i8 {
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
7 T: I2 w( Q" ]' t2 tAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
- z& f) B' s% Z+ g7 a9 q" xBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.* Q* c( @$ V8 M& [
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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