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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash5 T* D3 H$ T# W. p; h) V' {2 C$ i
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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9 d) K2 U) |0 b9 d* @# @' ^+ `The Man Song
2 j3 h% f% g: k( L by Sean Morey ' Z9 X8 g' e' B4 O$ C8 K
: O, X+ `% D3 xI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! Q9 Y' X6 g9 a0 _8 CI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
' F) \" h& u( E6 @'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".. a( b" u& ]2 q
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.' w- a/ N- w5 k+ b d
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. P8 a% Y% n+ K
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
! t3 g" \4 X, m3 V0 z+ W( XThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.1 ?/ N; t1 Y7 r3 e V8 h
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.0 e7 q' f9 j" k3 r, @7 D7 Q
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.5 x6 W8 I/ S# ^3 j8 u" a1 T
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.7 Y# I" K8 a" q, y9 w
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
1 I# h9 ~5 R6 W7 [0 p h5 }I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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4 W% L# Z$ g& m2 i: ?And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
0 d r( K- h7 ?( o, x( l) w+ qAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
( @* p4 H6 g* D, n# l1 nBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
/ W1 ~6 V5 l. x4 h, hBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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