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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash6 o% e( w6 H P Y. S0 B. q& h3 a
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html3 E2 M3 \' y- ?4 T( q9 x' T: p
* b9 h/ w( ~* vThe Man Song
" s8 z3 q4 [2 c5 w& ] by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
; m/ d% T7 J8 S) i9 q% ~I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 9 ~& B4 u9 K5 r* P- @5 x2 _. i
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".) ^6 K! K$ {$ ], v5 n! q
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.0 w3 H+ g# M/ y
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
& [1 Z! D" K IAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.& M* q9 a2 c* X: J4 T
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
( [: Z; I7 X. M2 \( w$ h f7 T8 d'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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- D( H; B' u* |/ c1 F8 a0 `And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
( e `/ @& N+ B0 B4 h M# D: ~'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
$ G3 g9 ~% l; g9 f+ B; GAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
7 M. z) o2 h' y0 Z: _8 AI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.3 W' D; C. n! X
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
* ]4 |! K( w' n. K7 P" oBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.3 V. O' |, N: P3 a
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! $ r9 M. Q. C% q% S5 [% {
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