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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash/ g6 @# F8 _! m
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html, n; e4 y5 C b# Y3 v- M# n# E; E6 T
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The Man Song 1 h" O$ {% g$ k) F9 |
by Sean Morey
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/ M! p# t7 l6 r8 V/ X6 jI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
. J$ r& E4 v8 m( L v6 y, VI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ' p$ h+ j1 e3 I, ^. M( N% _; }6 V' p
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".! [7 F9 E# }1 ~) ]0 x7 B
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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+ w8 S! X4 t8 o/ J4 a$ CWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
3 e5 l" }1 y( [5 r0 |And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
* i( l( q( i4 ^8 S* }: v1 H! ~- VThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. |0 W0 P& a0 n$ y% j
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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$ K( A9 ], ^7 ?$ U! y2 tAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want. n' Q3 q/ Z- ^7 u
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 ?, ^' x+ c1 X
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
: t" D6 g$ g* m4 gI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.( Z, Y7 w8 m( D7 D2 e) L% _
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
0 R2 L- j' C5 {. @' JBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ ~# `1 O! r# R6 Z6 z' s" U, u6 a/ B
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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