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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 1 |1 x! B$ t3 F# c8 U: E/ E# }; a
by Sean Morey 6 D7 Z. T r, j8 O9 v
' h) C. O ~/ V8 d8 M- QI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
; Q1 J5 o! E% c, d+ V6 wI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 i& u- d4 N' [8 h o; g2 y
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
- ^ f4 L& y' s; L2 h1 }, N; k l7 ZI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home." W. c5 ~- p2 v6 W9 E1 ` X
. y0 F1 {! X$ I6 vWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.9 Q! s' U! k, v, s( t, d
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.1 U) z6 q8 x, E) q2 p4 L
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
0 u, i1 u' C' R6 _2 m9 k'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.6 {" t: n( ?0 H* S0 Z. k; X
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.$ C, M6 [* K5 {- g8 r* k8 s2 {" x- O! u
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
, F7 L( }4 e0 x+ j$ F1 AAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
# E _4 |7 m$ p! r7 }) Q U/ LI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.- I% {3 q8 t, |% s- \% O
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
3 `6 R- J, S2 L& {; x7 ^+ JAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.& d3 U2 D* E) x# M3 Z; s
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
- G5 b: o' F" I5 ABecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! R. J6 A' ]; z& E4 }8 t6 e
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