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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
; m6 a* `, T; ?* ~( t0 nhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html& T: ^0 r7 P/ T# J8 }8 e
8 |6 h0 M, E r I5 `7 _0 `The Man Song + u" s' k7 H2 l! k# a
by Sean Morey
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6 W: S6 a% V N, F8 zI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
, s! e4 u4 E& wI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
& m! A! A6 m, W* W/ M w'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".( F$ K6 z L/ `9 n& r0 T
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.7 u" \8 `+ ]( }# ?( f# H- C
- m& I, K1 G' T$ v7 ] UWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window. ?/ G+ P0 A3 _; f. f' g
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 X3 p3 F, ^ z% j6 n& f q% }- QThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.* i7 G5 x5 R& @* Y! t# @5 O' H/ N0 `
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.; Z* U. f) d# |' d8 Q0 Q! \
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want./ k! P) j$ J/ ?, n$ v
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
/ g6 g# |( O, n) O; Q2 bAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
; B) U1 k4 |/ e( u8 N* `& ZI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
9 T3 g6 X: |0 T- A# T9 G+ D7 E) uAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.9 a4 A1 {) N) r
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
5 q0 S: H6 ?- ~Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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