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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 9 f- M8 z q a8 b5 I5 `0 ?5 s1 P
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
# Q( r: E- W2 x" q0 u z8 Q% E$ \I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 8 f4 d/ s( I3 n4 L6 ?
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
9 d% D9 b1 C( |( m0 NI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.4 W% j- c; X' a/ G) P
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
. ?- J0 u% D9 V" l# y" fAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 N) Q/ [9 g. k! m3 l7 ^+ pThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
) H! X, d! o& Q: L, w: l'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.4 |$ K- X7 h% T- D& U- |. X6 a& U+ r
1 O: ?8 W+ s" ]- nAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
1 }2 c' v6 w5 d5 O$ B' w U5 M'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
% H& P/ a# n7 s- b+ ~8 ZAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
/ H, J- y$ g9 l% h8 ?I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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0 P1 t3 p9 I/ @9 ]$ G8 z1 ^* k/ f3 [And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
" D" B) e' t) L: O6 Q. r' hAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
* w0 a2 K% V( m7 V5 B1 PBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.. ^5 b: P7 y9 E) k* u3 A& S
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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