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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash8 Z5 \! h/ |. r& g3 r A
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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2 s& m; \$ y9 X5 ?. F% z6 b2 WThe Man Song % r: U% ?' k; p' @% d V" M
by Sean Morey " W; X5 B5 n! {2 I# t7 \
% K* O* Z; a) v% ~/ NI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
( r3 W$ t5 E+ m, K. u' P' i- zI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ) M3 [8 p" J/ i: M. ]9 A
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".. f f) T( W G+ @* G7 G2 k$ U
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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- |5 _* r ^- [ IWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window./ u& c) _5 m$ J1 p; O
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
3 T; I$ x7 E- C- ^ gThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.' g u. {, V7 \: p2 [
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.- R9 @, F5 X7 V5 k; p0 f. @$ n
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
* ^$ `8 h" p# L: \And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
1 c% e8 S# v2 P6 }7 q+ `" o/ ~I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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" c" ]1 L( v% W; k( |And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
) \4 J# W2 Z$ D* h0 LAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
4 [% k) R8 P+ o- v& x/ ^; iBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.# K* z4 C }+ ~, x
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! : Z! B6 C- s- [. w" j
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