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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash; L9 s9 |+ \9 J
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html' B# t3 Q0 _8 q6 E P% F( G( V
2 s' r: w$ f$ A* _7 v9 ~0 `The Man Song + }' `' y! w# R1 }$ m7 ], b
by Sean Morey 4 B# L! }2 z* z6 h
" n+ m# `- \, P- q1 x: AI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.! M) ~/ ~9 w* _ e3 Y M o2 a2 T
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
, |1 z/ ]. `9 q- b5 X'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".$ q+ ^) z% K D# C7 f& I
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home., c2 X( r& N3 v0 v5 e, R3 j1 ~
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
* b1 Z4 @( O- P* n9 Z: zAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
6 x0 Y8 h1 X _& }* s) B# |The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
m9 P6 ^, |" s k$ X'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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4 s# v% o- f: @% S% {2 SAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
3 Y. A1 k4 N; G8 S4 {& j& L% O* \% E'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important. O$ g6 Z7 ^ D' w3 ~
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
1 U7 w y5 t. o5 ^$ XI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around." k4 H7 ~7 W; C4 h Y+ j
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.- f0 J6 r/ U# e3 Z' m
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.) Y6 _8 p& G s% J9 O
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.4 e, j4 _/ m! E5 Z" K% _
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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