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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash( ~' C$ \, P" [5 V5 ~# y. r
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.& T9 `( `5 x8 Y% p! [0 f
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
7 @: P5 t* e ]; r! ~2 L W'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".1 k" I7 J" `: o4 [) K
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
! W* L0 U1 n! J: Z9 Z+ zAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
! i* d7 j; C8 z( o& j! XThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
g/ ?, C$ r# z6 u( y9 s0 {3 {; m'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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* T# \5 X4 S: ]/ @! n% wAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
; j9 q: Q: U0 ~& J% i'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
% }. m- w, ?; qAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.0 [) l" ~3 n/ ^! x& s9 D
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.* i5 p3 I/ {2 T$ u
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
/ d7 b9 y/ E m$ Z/ C6 z1 `1 v; yAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
: |* Y( J( S) O" P. DBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.+ y2 b+ k9 [. s) `$ _0 y
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! " `$ ~. P0 _1 _; @" F% ~9 f
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