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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash0 ?, k0 z8 h( V- G5 ~$ A- Z
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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% g- p$ N+ u( d* u8 p" ~ [The Man Song
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' i0 T( q' Z3 X, mI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.7 S, U6 `9 S+ u: s% k5 O
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ; s" D4 F& f, \) `5 a0 `
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
l( p7 y, K' A9 YI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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" ]; [' m; d9 y- F$ B8 F! C {What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.2 e' }( T, `$ d( }0 K
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
- i" V' e% K; iThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
, h# ~) c0 \$ Z4 i: S3 C2 F'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.( u, Z. ^& R- t- t: }9 u
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want./ g9 o i7 q; l1 r+ l( P2 z$ m
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important., a ?$ q$ X2 V" `$ f9 G9 s3 {
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.5 X( b7 ^ Z G
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around." U7 U( K p% p3 Y0 d3 l
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.8 z% K1 T! H- b9 z
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 u; b9 C) n9 PBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.5 W+ u) q# k0 v2 m, M E
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 1 I: Y! D: P+ z& @# A
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