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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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% Z8 ?# J* |- i. m# Q0 bThe Man Song
& M' q8 P/ v( v7 u' \/ G* Z by Sean Morey 9 X' t) B$ ?" L0 Y
4 i1 G# i( U$ [2 M* L4 JI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
+ h9 W w( _2 x1 R: |7 q5 jI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ) {+ o( Q. I& I6 q/ q, Z
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
- x/ m/ W8 [8 g! t( M/ J3 YI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.8 u4 G+ X/ U8 A7 e# F
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.- k5 O& A7 I7 T% c9 Q. m5 M& _0 X1 m Z
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.* P1 A( R/ a4 I) M: X% F
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.0 B0 o4 a) {+ i% G9 [! _- X# H
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
2 R, j _3 s) I+ P8 L- u ~'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
7 | k/ K5 U0 z7 x8 e2 x! w6 d3 WAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
& h; u- @3 Z. C k) V, n/ ?I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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9 |1 W% L% M, q) v9 J& p; A% WAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.3 C# ?" a$ B/ v- N% r
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
2 ?& b) J6 ?' h; [2 O, _9 FBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
+ i9 c3 G6 g1 t2 L+ P4 QBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! , _/ G0 _8 C# ^
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