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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash' ?) h9 V- L5 K+ l6 q4 a/ N
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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5 {- C, n% q8 }$ o) OThe Man Song / R" `% J! ?( _+ L
by Sean Morey 4 Q9 G9 ^* K" e1 d- w
5 j+ j6 P, P7 U& pI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.6 k' \8 j8 N, n Y) Z- e9 u3 M6 A
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
. [$ L' B5 g2 R'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".$ U, v; R$ T7 y, }0 r' Q! m
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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+ c. N& u' P& sWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.5 ?5 H9 i, ~4 k G$ t
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
: K2 x( f# t; \ u$ K8 n, p1 B$ I' ^3 |: RThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.5 G6 a5 i& k& g% H3 M3 D5 z
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.- _7 p0 ~- |) f7 A
- P" @- `$ m+ E" L1 ~! |And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.6 y ? g8 b1 b) F0 n
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
- q. S2 l8 a7 U! i" q, gAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
% i$ [! K% k ^& FI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.- H* q5 `) n0 X3 v
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.2 N4 E6 g3 A2 C+ S( d2 u9 v
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to./ z9 }9 ]7 {6 A6 _, ~4 x. h' F% \% ]
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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