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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 6 k% c; y; m. b" @
by Sean Morey . {: h; ^/ Z9 i/ Q" W( M; O- A( c
2 I2 G- O+ X) f- K" S- JI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.1 t' Y* ]0 W4 Q5 ^0 v. G
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
* x( q& E' d4 u6 O'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".7 L( r. P' W+ k0 v# m" B. [
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.% u6 D" l% U p6 U% w8 {
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
3 J, r+ N- M o$ [% i5 x2 UAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
& T: j- q$ R8 { CThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.! D w! s* c1 r$ n
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.( T5 I# X+ y% \" \3 [
# F" O, u5 g% i' E; A7 Z) k7 IAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
o( w7 K. `3 k9 b2 v7 F'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- B4 e* U' K) j
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.: G7 K: Z: T5 `) H0 F
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.- `$ @/ l% _/ [# \8 }3 R8 |
! @4 n+ L( F4 u& R6 uAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
) t9 M/ N0 F. {7 S" z# `% AAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
8 F, t3 W! j% n4 Z3 W: DBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
. q; ~+ R6 l; E+ jBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! * f) Z: P9 ~+ z% @1 Y/ h+ {
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