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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash$ b! w' J2 x0 m7 T5 J6 W' ~
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html" P2 Z7 E9 W( z4 V1 Q2 S" b% `3 T0 A2 ?
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
, R( U3 b( L. h: q1 _& DI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
: G( a3 ? y1 a0 K {# r2 ^3 s'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
' s3 {4 N' M/ ~: ~9 _: N: ?I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.: R* E7 l L$ U0 E2 C- c
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.- v2 D3 c" B) U- |* e6 y% D
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.0 D. v7 C0 W1 v* r* t* O
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
/ f0 C2 ~, }5 v" x2 e'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.0 ^ I1 |/ f# g. l& r. \& Q
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.* ^# g% W9 H7 S$ s4 E( [
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
1 s& M' e: P2 n VI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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7 q3 q" z* d, y! {And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
6 D9 x8 |9 e4 P( [And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.% n+ \. K8 ~, t4 P( C0 c
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ V1 A$ f% i2 C
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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