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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash) G6 }) d) q* X& ~
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html e' B7 C8 g0 o- ?, U
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
' N0 G8 m- ]0 E. m/ Y( ?I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 9 j# S0 [2 C0 R/ ^' n
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".. i$ d+ r" b1 Y0 s8 \
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.. t) @/ F8 @8 ?* w
/ w7 B+ C9 ~ g5 kWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.' ~" l2 w5 w. O( G
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.$ m- d0 K; o. E( `
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
# v+ D8 {0 A+ d0 V'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.% k/ ]/ F/ E3 ^0 d( f2 v; [. F
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
9 g/ ?4 i' m, TAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry., e8 \) q# I( g1 E
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.9 j2 N. r) d- q9 A" j
4 [. H# \! _8 @/ K: m+ g( \7 rAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.2 z2 l, q" f* L
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
$ v& L6 X! @( {Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.4 i6 p; b. ~2 p% J& O
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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