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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash8 t, S- |3 ~) C. V
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html5 n2 j! E7 t( K; X
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The Man Song
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H. {* \( ]2 f. D: _I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.2 }- I& j0 W, E+ h- I
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
; ^$ L/ ~& y3 Y( C) a+ o+ i- u1 K; U'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
, i, ^, V& d1 P7 x$ I9 mI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. O. Y% b7 U7 e8 |5 E% f' I
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.: Z2 f1 h) Z. y, r
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.! O7 }; h/ l0 e/ M: x8 ?
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.+ x R v0 t. V6 B+ Q2 R8 h& M% ]5 X
7 ~( @0 S6 B3 I! B. R- LAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.+ C' x! G; W' s, M, F8 G& w1 o
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important./ B% p" h1 {+ m0 X
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
5 u8 W+ e! |5 Q0 c' W$ _# M& `I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.+ s4 Z/ C# }5 F, c& c5 e
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
: H& o; Q" R* T" X& v0 H2 xBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.9 P" h6 Z. X! L
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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