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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
7 @" l) T) p0 ^9 L% a2 Chttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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! v* f* E6 F" a) u% jThe Man Song ! s2 ]! z/ b- @/ J7 v% o. l1 S
by Sean Morey ) {7 w. r7 \. ?; D# `9 t2 ]
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.0 M+ c- ^) m2 U$ X. R* X( w. a
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ; n( j8 z( U- Q2 q; O1 u' h3 r
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".& X- s6 W+ ?8 y* L A
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.4 E/ _( X5 W6 K2 t" G
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 H% ~5 F; [9 X* A" s1 q2 oThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.& m5 [: G+ R3 K- O# Y& k! i
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.- F- ?9 {: R f
0 q9 Q. `/ l+ P. }5 X ?1 GAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
# U( |8 c% K |; H# E: O/ n8 ?6 S% E- |'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- B4 P( i7 j4 |/ _+ ~$ \
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
' X5 o0 l5 C( [" V* kI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
! p, ]) K8 b, x2 Y. c$ [) i8 A( rAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
7 H$ ]+ B. y3 B# u( s/ Y, qBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to./ t# e, y# r, \, M# _7 i, w
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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