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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
9 M0 ]0 l2 k3 j/ I( A% V: n& h5 A by Sean Morey
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$ p! N: t+ j! [$ l9 {* H+ }I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. z/ }, M2 @" D: E3 Z
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
) G9 c) l8 P0 ? U2 G" J+ ` j* ]'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".( i) {5 D* ?% @0 B# Q8 p
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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) b4 Y: \) g9 @- o4 A$ V% rWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
, [# z5 S! a: Y( y; y: A& E$ I+ V- rAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
. P N3 P e3 m* Z" `The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.1 `$ e0 l! H# X
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
; ^2 E$ k' N h, f$ p9 u R'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
* l- R' r+ i* Y& ^4 \5 p5 x9 WAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.% t4 {1 L2 d2 d; v: \$ L
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
! m% `- m0 B: ?% N, ]) n, EAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch. M+ t- f% U# s
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.: Q; H& R- R0 h& S3 {% k1 a
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! / {) W& d1 ` e+ r; A6 e2 m& k: M
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