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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash4 P7 N* O; ^$ s$ n1 G+ ] s
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html- C' w# t1 X9 N, V' [
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The Man Song " G% q1 K7 I; X) n% A
by Sean Morey - W# y% @% W& ?* c: X
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.( Q0 b8 }, M- z& r$ K2 a& G
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
! ^7 J3 g1 Q( C% p: O i* ]7 L'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".' {1 ^) E' m1 A3 } `
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.0 ]# X q K$ o" P- U, [! P* j
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
7 }6 c" B- T9 c2 P5 ~# nAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
) O( w0 }* q$ t4 z x9 i5 V1 eThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.: \ J# j! o/ b* l* q; g/ e
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
% f, t6 N: t D' D) w6 N& S. B'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
. V: B8 l, @- p/ e% @0 Z9 BAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
# P( ]1 ^% m! ]7 d1 y) Q7 _2 `I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.) x: \# }; ^* t. _
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.. \) X G6 B+ B* g. o+ P8 H
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
' x) b) `3 C, R3 m! Y+ KBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.* \# p& }$ [* M6 V8 R2 C. L" T
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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