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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.; T `( w8 I% w2 T. {) F" L
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
x5 e. q! r( I! R'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right". ^7 L9 B$ C9 H+ C+ ~: d' o
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.$ z: a& S0 P- x) m, q
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
4 b9 n+ A/ ~6 W5 HAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
* `, x3 Q1 K/ \; @# }& `The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
& y! d4 r# a& s4 U4 J'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.' v' Q' l2 g1 I" h: w: J4 U# c
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.1 V i" H( p. x' ~
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
' W, f. d% n8 rI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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+ E3 Q3 Z' \* q4 ^# `3 c" H, O0 w/ iAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.# |0 J4 E0 ^$ E0 c$ t( N
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
8 E; O1 Q; c7 M% {, PBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
9 C8 s# A3 K( M; r% gBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! + H9 f! ], p: m; Q3 a! b) w
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