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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
, j \9 j) r0 O6 c" c' V0 Whttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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+ S/ R3 I- g: I* i4 m# g) TThe Man Song H) \. c& Z. H+ n: r9 x7 Y4 |& Q$ N
by Sean Morey
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# {/ g9 \2 e* \+ s0 rI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.2 f. t6 u, A. f+ T, W
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 4 ^9 ^2 [9 f; @; {
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".: V( \ f& c" J* R( E) \
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.. p( \9 E: S5 K/ b T
) R$ J1 `3 b& yWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window./ W% |$ C! K9 M( m
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.1 X4 ^# O3 z5 b6 J9 w
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.2 m8 H2 X0 j8 Y* J. d: V
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head. }( A- l( x4 j3 @7 Q1 o# s7 {
: L' N; n" r k0 y( i; L# b( aAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
% d6 L" z F* A z. W'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.4 y2 |+ ?( g0 D' t+ L5 @
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
6 X4 V( t$ g) }2 E gI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around." q+ n: B' `( U, Q
3 g8 d: c2 b9 J7 x! s) N+ P6 IAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.% a- W# a- x+ @$ A6 Q2 B
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
* t% t1 {1 ^6 E/ U iBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.( I/ z0 r9 M# ^# S/ b! ?
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 8 p7 V( _3 j5 X* |. H5 Y8 p- N
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