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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash, Z/ f1 T* e7 a" Z& e8 j! B
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html5 @9 Y5 g. [4 o& j
% R1 d' A/ @5 R- ]( DThe Man Song , p# R% r8 B) C0 v1 o% m- G
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
7 n8 \. p1 c# r# S8 [" h7 sI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
" p/ M( F. G E9 l'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".0 o' h# w: ] w5 H- r% e
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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; K F6 Y- [' k; P3 q. ]9 BWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.9 l% k( N7 y1 y3 _' ^' H
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
, C1 E' x$ \# _& W# ]3 GThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
# V( }% Z/ q0 p3 F/ @5 i' W; _'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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- K' | e9 d9 CAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
% P J; [$ O/ h1 v$ T'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.5 T" R* I' b: r& K' G5 _. Q* ^
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry." p' I4 Y2 q% {# ?
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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6 _3 e# ~3 [8 LAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
% t% a( z/ @" R( s1 r7 j }2 _6 XAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
; }! r' F, h. ?; I' d, V* cBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.) {) @% b2 Z; B; d J1 D8 S5 C
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! - {* R/ f( a' W3 x) G& b
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