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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
$ j$ s& u z1 w. e; Phttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html2 a# ?2 X; H7 G' {
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The Man Song + z3 c* F' B0 s! H7 P
by Sean Morey 0 u2 h1 k6 t! Y& ^( _0 W
; b, H5 v* Y4 a1 ~3 o/ P, z- BI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
* J, Z* K' h1 p' [ ?/ jI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. # Q8 {, ?# | R! v' Y
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
/ [9 ~; b& X1 u# n% CI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.1 t y' x7 Q: P
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
' u, a- x5 O" } CThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
2 M- f! z0 T" u, Q'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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0 v Y2 o7 r' ], U2 S SAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.0 C P* f; \4 D
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.7 m& I% M: ~6 p! S
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
# d# k; I. I: VI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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4 T, ^0 _- H/ D' KAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
0 o6 Z4 b4 a* d8 aAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.( c c5 s5 |9 K) ^: u5 [+ `# J
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.4 g$ T9 i* F: a7 w$ D
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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