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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash4 }( G$ n+ `9 [( u0 Q9 p/ [& d
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song / H. s0 [2 K/ T q8 @
by Sean Morey
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4 G: R7 }3 J' n* t1 |/ T) g. mI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
) e& k; ~. [+ D$ }- ~I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 4 ~7 z6 t0 Y8 F
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
4 U0 ^5 V% I# Z+ J, w, LI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.+ f9 s) ~0 r- \( Y- \& f
4 N/ o8 u7 d. \What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
2 Q6 |- I0 T, }And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
5 y- k8 D% v, k! B4 kThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.% n, G. n8 n6 F0 M: f0 H
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.# B# s7 t# S' b* N a, ? B( A
2 d% @8 |/ g& U, k" eAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
8 {6 [- Y8 y+ j9 R- h+ M+ d# V* O'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- `% n! W m3 _. N
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.6 e1 I; W% W$ e9 a: `/ W
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around./ o- K7 f/ A# R- _- G$ v
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.$ s% P' Z& d& m; b. c/ G+ K# {! `( n
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
+ c! f' m! G" p1 x$ XBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.+ e; y# p* }: k: S" h
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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