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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song / K$ x' d+ l5 X7 m
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
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'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".$ X& r: |- m- K) a5 ] e. p
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.5 m+ {# w% W: p0 I
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
% A6 ]5 ]8 t5 g& X; Y' CThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
: V @+ s$ H& ['Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.; P' o4 f+ V3 W, e
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
6 n6 x5 ~7 S) ?And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
- d! W, ^& Z* zI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.0 y: N$ T M7 D7 b0 C- v; x v
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.) {8 t% S* z" Z+ ~3 ^5 K8 E
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
4 K" B$ t0 P$ E! t* M5 g1 |Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
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