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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash, m* [' j8 ?9 _; J2 A/ I
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song . T4 Y8 K" ^; t; T! f
by Sean Morey 4 t+ w5 V ? }- O
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.# K9 R3 N' Z; \8 D, L+ q
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
% K$ L# O) T: k& a( _0 j'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".; y7 m: y! s$ E4 E5 s1 x
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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& m% Y, |" W. @3 _' h; r8 UWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
$ f x) N9 V/ E* R$ d% a7 @! LAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.8 E2 `- `4 v( j: u U& c
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.+ u7 r- L% g& Z4 N
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want." L, |1 O5 T! V2 | T. z) x; j
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.6 c) h- i! A/ y* ~
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.- z* t. b$ N2 L$ s3 N
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.8 ^, Q) h# @4 \/ Z1 U# K4 ]
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.1 A$ s/ D8 `/ f$ }" R
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
n k0 j- p2 w; s- l2 ^Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
6 Q# B8 o/ r( C9 F" dBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ' `' g. R* z) a. O# u* k5 ~7 ~5 n
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