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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song / L, R8 ?; u9 Q& g9 n! n E) P7 ]0 ]
by Sean Morey # f+ }4 r* ~+ T( {
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
9 U/ A. N6 m; f7 C0 u) w' H# xI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
8 I/ k' h2 a/ t2 s5 K, e/ T" b'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
. P/ L' m" [; K4 X. q! y# k: ^# oI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.& D. m2 G0 \1 f0 h- v3 Q6 J. u; |
0 ~/ R# X ^! L7 R, _8 R. tWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
/ ^0 K9 u9 u& A8 N4 M9 h3 Y BAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
3 E/ ]3 S0 m! H4 gThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
. y' q6 {& G: g'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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& E& o$ z8 V( IAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
+ q4 ]3 a' h5 N' G'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.' Z: ?: q' E7 m" T
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.$ E: ^ e# A, K$ k) E( L# R
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.8 E y% s5 a; C( j) }" u' x
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
8 t8 M( ?$ n: H9 F MAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.$ C! P; b8 n! Q4 O
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.1 }9 i% f L5 p- t# Q
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 2 B1 c( [/ P2 u* k, k- P3 ^6 l" l
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