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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash4 e2 M: J5 M1 S
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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4 G) ^) u7 r2 l! f by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you./ e$ B6 m. s* x4 p9 B, x
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 Y* ^2 j1 i" I ?( B6 Z! G
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
# s/ z+ j; |+ r: K* |, C4 [( V* WI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.1 |: }9 M7 f/ _! _* \
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.1 c& R0 \9 Q' M+ C$ f# M. h
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
) a; q' |' T% L' HThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.7 ~" F, {, ~! e* W. H
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
3 x% }- P0 h4 C1 p) U3 u4 q'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.# h3 n# _/ e- ?; b' T1 b
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
& [4 P' D& Q4 S; X* e7 DI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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" s, B' o/ h r7 }% dAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
; _) g- J* ] nAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
r# u0 S H5 dBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.. m2 {5 d' O/ H% j8 x3 H% o6 R2 {
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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