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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.0 o: u' ?% |0 N6 W
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 0 {4 Z6 w2 G. M, K
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".3 X3 k0 j% N# |# s
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.0 \" e8 V2 i) ?5 E) z- Y% c- Y4 u
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.* m3 B( K/ T7 Y4 ?8 F
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
7 b' C0 A# x0 b* a# ]' g* n& Q'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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+ o; u& [# ?- b, ]* {8 _ F3 y# iAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
& b* V, _( ]7 i8 E+ Q' l'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
. |# z7 M+ x; w# w) _* ?And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.) q i4 Q8 m' H9 l
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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- T, Q5 [7 I& T- f! K w! G4 E2 z! aAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.( \, H9 P1 j7 P9 l5 t/ m
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
' l; s+ o t7 o3 x' Q0 LBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
7 B* m9 m; e& ?/ H9 ]8 HBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 5 }# G- b4 ` U/ U6 E2 B9 d% t
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