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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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7 ]) l, p, {8 |1 @, S% f7 m: JThe Man Song
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/ l, N' v* ^; b: |* ~! ?) L, `6 ]I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you., o' F8 j9 _# s, ~, y
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. / i5 K" Z) n$ n- x
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
( f3 f; R- E. X3 s! }I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.& C. @$ V; G2 B A8 C6 o
/ S+ g, t& q0 w9 s. KWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' |+ B, }! I) @- P% L- F" eAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.& l) C3 b* S. }
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.* O4 c) M2 X- L6 V3 D& i* M
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.) `+ O# f8 o* v a' c3 V$ l$ M
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.0 o0 r1 y9 v/ a9 s: T7 _
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
q" n% @% [0 M2 p; fI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.5 H7 |+ U1 D& v- u
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
: q |0 S1 j: R& RAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
a! O4 m0 \/ RBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to., F2 n' ?: h ~# r9 B' a' S
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! & p7 `, p( d9 F2 o: I+ S
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