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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash3 `6 C1 J4 e" k" I* x2 N* p
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html) d2 s. S" B l& H$ |1 Q2 z
4 I+ Q7 ?* g+ `+ j! e+ f& ~The Man Song
- y E0 B8 C: X. M# g7 b by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
1 k0 Z1 H: t2 N' s% SI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
2 Z {9 P: M1 k. A0 s'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".6 B8 p' w [- m( [
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.% x) J8 I0 z' ]9 y2 n+ t( U+ r
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. i0 w R( ]2 S- _7 ~& K. |8 {
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
4 G0 _6 C1 I; `, }4 k" D# H7 aThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
/ D6 K7 b8 t0 G% H% z. C5 A6 _'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
5 B& N- R& `" D, ?* _7 v' E: ?'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
1 x3 R& B9 m+ ]( a2 yAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.; j7 b- g y* f1 z' m. A
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
7 `- P1 l1 V3 DAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.# q6 M$ E8 R' E
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
* s: B. |7 Y' d9 {$ XBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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