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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song ( Y3 j9 j& ]/ L: e
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.& A3 Z' \, y1 i/ S
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
1 d- B6 H9 G+ o' O, F1 Y'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% y: k) @ f; E# m1 v6 B: cI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.6 ?6 L3 I7 B$ s' q+ s3 l
6 E o) w& N! ^7 f* }What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
$ F# X/ S8 E J: X( J- TAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.. j' {0 e; S, v
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
, Y7 J- N/ t. t8 r3 z% C'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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5 Y! |5 h. n7 S$ I; EAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.7 ^0 | D/ u( |2 i7 s7 B
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important. k" u- k+ {4 C
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
G9 a6 {/ @3 Z5 O F7 q9 `I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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( U% Z- {( Z4 Q5 }) X9 ^3 x. t" ~And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
h9 T, k1 g2 _2 I; m& YAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.$ ~4 u" d; {3 n6 e) q) ~
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.- T' f: W. U" Y/ R: `& J5 }
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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