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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash$ \- D0 @ |0 o. H- d
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html; S+ I3 @! Z0 X* V* z* r* A! ^% A
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The Man Song : y- x x# s3 P! r9 G. P, ~
by Sean Morey % u2 C9 b3 V1 H7 o+ M
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
) @, D2 L& l' dI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
9 D) b/ T7 X$ {6 Y'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
) V8 E: L- l0 Q |6 k XI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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$ K0 o4 p6 r6 M1 p( zWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
& d( y+ x+ g% k1 F( MAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
& R' n; ]$ y! J; r$ kThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
% k" H' ~# |5 _+ G5 u3 t'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.7 v" b& M ?4 W8 Y! T% Y+ P
8 t. a% h, ?3 w$ {$ B$ ~+ o: eAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
+ {9 H+ w$ U1 F7 t" w1 A& \, M'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.( B' p& `+ I* o0 H* j- j8 m& {% T. n
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
; d' l+ ~# x9 {7 aI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.. u0 X$ a7 c5 s5 g/ m H) Y
4 r- I- L7 o$ ^9 r" r" k0 j$ f+ }And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
2 ]. z6 \( L. Z% n1 s1 e# }# [And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
+ ?1 Z) x5 l- vBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% E/ b1 c# e9 A" A) aBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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