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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.; r2 T7 n! Z( y
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
q6 \* J) |# O$ ]'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".- e* _ v i5 h7 w8 j7 K$ w
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.7 a5 \ t' G! F% c0 v5 L
" U$ w8 h/ {5 F* j4 OWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
5 @, l( D5 U# l8 R5 C8 HAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
: L5 P: j6 ^4 u8 |0 M1 \The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.5 v6 Q: g. J- w. \$ O% R3 O- b
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.- t. ^5 S3 w1 I9 q6 t% b8 z
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.+ Q/ U! X6 f2 D( d8 n, H! E; h
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
7 s% C6 T& E1 C, d( h5 vI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.& o- ~) o/ i8 @) u
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.8 C8 W8 B( O8 |( C1 h
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.( G8 g P p+ s7 k
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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