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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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: f% B7 v! j2 T' x2 O1 YThe Man Song
' U; K7 r* r# K7 t! i3 y) S by Sean Morey
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1 { x2 I3 z* ~2 DI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
; {5 s4 w3 a7 S- B- @$ JI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 8 g. f* c/ m; b
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".; i# W ~5 M. k% K( c' a) m
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.7 A9 \3 f5 R7 T9 k( {) m" i
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.: ]0 y* x! `# E& }
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.( Y7 R. E& a( o: B; d! `% B
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.8 d* F% ?' X# ~* {5 C4 V
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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, e7 [: s& \$ j$ n$ _0 jAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
/ r& ]: j# }) C( r9 J'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 F% l& }/ x! S2 a( I: G
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
/ S* H4 }1 }: l5 g; AI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
% h) @2 L8 M1 ?5 ~And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch./ }6 C4 l& c* P( E+ P5 f* }
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
' O" U k! E/ ?6 q6 h% L7 g. }* JBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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