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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash; a1 R4 f% {9 O% I* ]5 i, Q( I! }- V# h
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song ; t# s7 e5 k& ~, Q: x8 o
by Sean Morey / |7 Z9 {9 w. h) v! D
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.) u6 C8 D6 i% G" \ p/ E, C
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. : g: j& N+ m: C
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"." a1 N! i/ [7 A6 {, [3 u. |4 f
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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e( M [) v. a" x5 bWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
# [7 [6 h, W6 z8 p, u7 oAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 V8 W8 j0 A9 {The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.! o1 d) k! a( L' ^8 O5 i
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.& s* q' `3 Y( c
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
& a! m U4 Z3 V! E'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.7 B- @- [: N6 h
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
( `/ I7 M0 O8 ?8 x* II'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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; R# Z- @ N! P' n: X1 }5 XAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
m# F- N; A' a8 Q5 f5 J2 JAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.4 l1 @9 e1 D+ I. p
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
2 C, f8 `& M8 p: d. ]+ [Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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