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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash$ B3 D; r8 g& r5 V
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html& h3 a/ I6 z% V) g9 b
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The Man Song : `3 P+ y9 C- W
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
% ~1 D- k+ a1 J; c6 y5 [& FI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. % p6 B8 p# v% K0 k- y% ^, c
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".' j3 B, ~) o. @: K) D8 I4 ^4 p
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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0 N# q+ X; q% @. HWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
; @6 x Q/ X7 N: EAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
6 n6 r/ i& j7 i7 k" g" `+ XThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
0 M9 H+ ]: B- U' j W3 \/ v' e'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.$ G' ?( g7 E, W. p( \( h+ R" D$ u' J
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
0 @( W( E, S; F" R) u% OAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
6 s' z, D. p' ~/ L$ kI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.8 Z: c" Y2 O% A4 Q7 S
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
0 S) _; F! k* c- u8 EAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.% i! L) V2 E# i' ?' p6 y5 v
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.4 G+ m. O9 `: G+ t- S
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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