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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash! W; o3 x/ d6 @9 G4 I1 E/ y
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html! C3 [ U& u, @- `( f, z$ _) h
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The Man Song " G. J1 K: D, h6 H2 p
by Sean Morey # X6 ~6 [2 n/ p: s; L& R" A
3 i3 r$ z" f* }0 L, T5 j5 cI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
; `2 p$ w; E5 @7 ?% CI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. + R. E( J: ^+ E5 `
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".( e, e/ n% P- d$ I' e
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.% Q, I9 |3 H+ D. j$ e8 O6 R
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.) f, G! z" r# t" q* O
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.* {$ `6 _' F. u/ a0 Z
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
6 M' O% J7 k) q8 C" F; d'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. _" {: n. F- |+ A4 J, O7 E
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.; D) X# `4 T7 C% H8 R! S
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.7 ~8 ~! v4 U9 ]% ^
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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5 P/ b" |, x9 B0 x. h- vAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
3 Y3 D( ` ?9 C, w/ F$ }. G0 SAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.9 D8 [, Z4 }6 Z/ {9 T9 a& A' X
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.' h4 N/ l h m' d6 Y z
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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