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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash1 T1 R3 `: |. [ F! i& t% z
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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: h& N# G* S% b A* A! L" V' H& FThe Man Song
* ^3 b: \3 e. R by Sean Morey 3 Q4 D" {' ~/ d" f: q# `4 x
7 u9 Z3 p+ E9 j$ S6 N1 X0 t4 A! _I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
/ s4 K& Y% L+ q& G# t GI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 9 q7 i& m( K2 y4 H% k; A
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
( X$ Q2 \0 t w d' k @. UI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.* P9 | |+ x% N, j6 t. f/ ]" m7 t
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
5 h7 e6 Q- y% S! m: BAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.- A& d4 z( x" d% E
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
3 Y; ?+ D; i' o0 D'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
: e, \/ |; F! w'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
0 Y+ k; h% Y& e) E( O8 E# MAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
3 g. L4 r# d& v/ u/ OI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
. m* F! d2 i9 M7 |: [/ I( dAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.0 C; p5 R" \+ ?% i* _+ |/ r- o
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
1 T$ h* D$ S+ }/ P" A7 gBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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