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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash/ u/ m! a/ o0 G# W8 p. F+ A( k. U
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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. ~" U4 P u- e, qThe Man Song
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/ {0 j* H& ^- i/ V' p4 RI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.7 f* a6 l* M4 G2 f
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
' k( K6 |9 s% ]'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".6 R4 z- C$ c G1 g2 } Z/ r- q) s
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' Z( Q5 [3 [) }- J$ C7 sAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.9 t% p3 k+ M) ~7 h5 h) W! T
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.! `# }, R/ l8 @3 J X5 s
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head." D3 y6 e: u0 V0 h
) H; a" v: ]3 Q0 f$ j, ]+ T, S% y/ M5 @And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.$ N e, n& F/ c
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
, H( D1 v4 L2 kAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.8 G# D: Y/ a/ C2 O7 @) V! V3 j
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around./ z. l; ^1 }6 V
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.. G% h: v1 a+ N4 k
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.8 |2 D; v& _8 u! S
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.! j" {& |4 A* Q' C; W& n
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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