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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash! B; J+ H$ }# [- J" [+ [' H
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
3 L* N& O- B; t) R* s$ qI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
' B! Z9 A2 z' X0 j E/ {* j% K" R'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".5 x$ Y& G) ? e
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.) `& _3 Y, u; T; |) o! ~3 [9 n
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.3 j0 f. a% o8 ?6 ` q
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
) h$ c! t2 ^9 v! `& rThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.% U7 q' B9 R' T% `3 g5 q8 N
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.% ~7 z/ O# x0 _6 B
& b# E0 v7 o. @& X. O2 T, Y% ^/ AAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.( n, t( V( J. Z3 p
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
9 Q. V- i+ q' O2 R# tAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. G+ l: t# t( q! W% `* T
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble." Q# m, y3 s1 N4 q V
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.) n6 I9 {8 C" e3 C: {6 U
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to." P4 Q6 j2 A. U7 z
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! / A* [7 E- p& ]! Z+ @; u
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