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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash! g. H5 P" k X* C' X" _- X* j
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html ^2 y% T9 @6 I- @. S* H
: a4 }% T3 w s$ XThe Man Song
; w3 ?, ~3 `5 y' E# A2 O by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
, `8 h* r7 f: F7 jI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
: c4 r( [; z+ N4 D'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
' v9 \ e+ R' E9 R! mI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.4 G: y7 `: s N' V
$ o$ Y0 Y, b* k0 m; `6 [What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.: j. R8 d$ T# h, Y/ X
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
( o [! F9 H% H$ ~8 |$ V! d4 v6 OThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.# J6 h& i6 J7 ~+ K- |
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.+ W% Z' C* X K2 _* E8 r9 N
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.2 m$ ]. m# X( h5 o- x# N
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.% N3 }" n0 @7 O9 ]4 }3 i/ [
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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% K& a, e3 e6 c1 w+ c( sAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
4 `, e' E7 O9 K. ?* fAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.# K" P& z* T5 R; z( f; K* F
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% |: k2 D3 [& C! F( K( ?* _Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! * a& V# Z. m' c3 V" G
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