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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
3 r, Q) z/ i6 c; J. \9 ] by Sean Morey
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, V# e+ E* q/ q. II don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
. ~5 S/ s) [% T! I# O) h9 `I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. / w& P7 p" P- B0 k. Z- P e
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
$ `' _9 q8 g; \I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
0 Y# R, K, u8 I2 g- K. ^! tAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
: \* m0 a. ?( R7 H+ OThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.$ g8 e `' Z" @0 S
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.* |* y/ I2 X$ Q& y+ u! R3 k
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
0 J8 w& o0 M' T2 G: o4 b9 W'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.% ~% c5 ^, e7 \: [
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
) n8 n) c0 _7 y+ r* \* d! RI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.( s. [6 \4 c' D$ Z
0 u, {* c0 ]3 lAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
( `, Y. @% \# HAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.1 t; O6 K( i- F9 N1 ^. P
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.5 [, U6 n1 ]1 j0 _
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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