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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash$ U8 @0 {0 Z4 Y" v
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html9 T3 i8 S5 ^, ?6 L
+ [3 N- D* e3 PThe Man Song
' w& R9 x! u6 l9 D by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.- w; o) `$ ?. n) F+ a+ d1 h
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ) N' H& b4 M8 b+ K
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
) b% m$ q& J) D) ?3 s$ F( LI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.; I8 \- n" E5 |
5 z: b0 l+ n" D, I9 ]* uWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
" x+ L8 K) E" t$ N* Q4 DAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
# B& I8 X, b; X+ F3 c' Z! l$ MThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.! P3 l* e( M: C" ]0 D2 v. R- L
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head. `; d2 A; b+ C# @0 s/ I
4 R+ R s5 |& Y6 O. f& KAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
' N( W; W8 T; b'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
9 y! b' A# [# n+ J) c5 d: Q8 Z4 tAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
0 B% u" t1 k- {; ~9 G& Y) o5 TI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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; b C$ S$ C4 U% r1 OAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
$ R' W6 n, s: ~8 H- h% ^And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.0 e- ^! U6 o, W- X1 P0 r
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.2 T5 I! l7 a8 N E1 L2 t2 _& \
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! # ^6 T) B# H1 b
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