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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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" j$ K4 Y4 N- f |I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.- z; A" `: R" \) z
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. / p$ }9 _' F6 x* k' U+ C7 ]$ D$ y" b5 s
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% x8 O( V6 U. N6 @. G' m3 M/ |, gI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.$ i+ B. {+ j7 I: G& q. U
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.3 r8 J! c" B @, F: m/ j( |& B
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
! }1 ?5 K6 G8 ?4 u'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head., ]) O# ^# k; J5 M8 r, w
0 X" e! F H! H4 J4 K7 S' w( o% Y+ {* JAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.4 ~, f9 P m( G. R- R* W
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.! S0 h2 p$ b# P8 y4 ~* _
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.% U3 U, z; W% d' m3 i1 F
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.+ ~# c, M) L6 l' l4 }
1 h$ b" M8 s* QAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.9 ]: i( l5 l8 @4 i2 _1 o' a
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch./ W, C1 k9 E3 |: w3 w
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to." M) d: W4 y% A, w1 Q
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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