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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash8 Z, q, |" V' I1 d% n m
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html; H. o, Y! D. Z% H4 |& M
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The Man Song
3 r- K5 ^% h( v. y# B# l1 X# Z by Sean Morey 3 D, R8 F& G& O8 ?2 L$ e
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you." i; Y5 g5 L9 V# e5 W& b
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
0 }) M s5 h$ g J( [( y" e# Z'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
+ V. [9 Z* |/ S: J3 s* _! @6 _I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.# f4 q; {& U6 U: t8 ?+ \) Y
7 G, H- a- Y }) FWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
$ h. z5 P9 t# e# N& c; MAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.5 x. e6 |8 K% y/ `$ Z
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
; K Q8 k$ z! l) b2 b3 H'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.) N8 Z0 _" d. H u2 w- Q- f
$ r- Z; Y4 e: rAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
|- S4 s+ w* v& Q$ K'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.; S3 [* k0 e# l4 h: v6 O" Z
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.: _: g. n- @: E- n+ k+ Q
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.2 F! \) U) c: {. \: [% t' Q" q
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.; [6 I8 O2 o! B; R. b+ q
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.$ L* [* ]+ k2 I
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.) [8 L5 q* y, \1 `* F. q( N
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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