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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash+ I7 }) {/ B/ z
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html/ W3 X. ~+ ~' Y% H, q& B) P' N
% z) r% D' g9 S9 L LThe Man Song 9 @. z/ [" O- r) J( N, r
by Sean Morey 9 o# }- ?& F2 T8 g8 j$ z
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
3 s7 H5 |3 I5 @% Y2 o/ J' NI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ! ?2 d' u; m9 U8 x% L
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
* q S8 y! l' @' k! b% q/ CI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.0 C2 o/ z9 k: S# i2 \; ], {
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.& u8 ]* A' V) m, u# x
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
* j/ n) D" {" k9 K6 [5 a'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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/ p" ?1 F* c: z! K' VAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want. g; V4 B0 \. d0 E
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.4 @* P8 p( c5 ]7 r1 e. W
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.+ U8 ~. ?1 a% ]2 |4 o
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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- \& K( s. D% t7 ^; E6 n2 H& ], @And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.6 W2 R3 ]5 I7 D9 o% V
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
o9 R7 d# U8 FBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.6 I4 v5 T& _, m$ c' H0 |
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! % t3 `! F+ l; v5 i$ @$ ]9 j& j4 O
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