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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash6 E5 ]- v: E# z( i3 j3 |* s
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song 0 I+ E) y: M, p9 k$ B* B5 U
by Sean Morey
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/ @; ?# n& u" \" O7 R/ m+ \% M4 zI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
. U' p& Y% S/ o' g8 H& ~* [1 F7 TI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
$ q0 [6 t, p- a% m( W'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
" o4 F, g3 T9 M: OI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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: w8 |# u( w4 B& G, s9 I6 J' m" G TWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.5 O1 r* d2 p2 O5 m; K6 H) _
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.' k* {) Q, h, j
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
. r3 B: _; T j! @9 b9 h'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
3 |7 Y# ?: i3 L4 [, b'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
, U5 l9 W2 O- V" M7 X0 i1 EAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
9 K3 A9 s# Y& yI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.4 {) s: a d/ B3 U
- F) L) I5 E% H& f" HAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.* b1 ^ z ?, Q' l+ E2 K/ i
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.- w8 W2 X, Z. M
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.2 t( s) u+ J% v6 C" ^
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! k4 x1 X0 u& W, ` }
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