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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash! j" k2 h/ }& R) i( V9 V
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html5 U0 v' s7 k, I; P9 h* ?* X
9 U5 C! i+ o l. [; i \The Man Song
" Q5 V* ~, Y5 K* G/ B, i- c: K by Sean Morey $ R4 B, [- o) P' J: g
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
4 K) m' c6 i E/ _8 [I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
' ]. u! S3 S- s7 h'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"./ _. c2 V' S8 ^% d& w& g
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. j/ ^/ ~2 X( b1 o- W- T
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
7 g5 d7 V, O6 j/ [0 y& iThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.; k: X2 j6 `! Y& ]4 G
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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/ L c% s, T O+ kAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.; |6 \ t1 \4 }' ~9 u/ w! \6 U3 _
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
. {; _5 o& g" x' _; l8 U% \7 \3 bAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.- p+ d+ N1 n' G2 D# A d
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.' e) ]3 J, o/ J: V' H! x
6 l/ g, |, a/ Q; E4 @9 e* J, xAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
# y' F* T+ @0 P N/ T: vAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.2 w9 d* y2 `- h" u7 |, w
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.& X0 v; ?) f4 H a9 L; b4 l/ F7 b
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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