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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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/ l @, ?5 @. m$ J# Z) Y4 zThe Man Song
, S4 {) ]7 F$ I* H% f by Sean Morey 9 ?! i% [( a4 N! K$ W% n
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.+ ?( o ]/ b0 I# C+ k' K
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
- x- l5 k" M' n* d6 s' F% W1 N'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
0 m, ?1 ^ ~4 L4 KI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.6 G* C- L2 d9 w, z7 j: q; N
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
4 a6 o' i) t1 h- @9 {7 xThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear." i4 U1 c1 P* L: F6 e
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head. {4 w5 a1 m' w, e8 @0 ^. S- }5 D
; ]$ B# o; a+ v$ QAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
|6 T8 k6 F6 V$ ]" ['Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
; n# w2 B* }; s2 GAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. `2 s4 p( ~0 Y: m9 G
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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8 q% X8 x/ c5 i* f: ~5 R9 \And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.0 y ]* C& R3 z$ s# D
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
& ^# l1 Z0 T* O, z& oBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
7 a: U; {" [( S; f& P! ?Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! / x2 ^! E7 ^5 R
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