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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
1 w4 i% F% i) W% P3 l2 Zhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html. ]9 t& |, R% e$ V' L4 E
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The Man Song 6 e l& \6 Y- P6 i, r+ V
by Sean Morey
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( j4 W3 X: R& h) N% w T. AI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
) `& \* ?2 j8 _4 M9 AI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 \& r) j# {2 K6 `
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".1 @/ I" R. B c$ M3 |
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.9 F6 @# o$ k) f$ }
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
% |# o8 z( t' W3 s' I) o$ _And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
: u4 J0 d- Q+ g. f" p9 ~The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.5 }& F* N: ]; ^ [5 |& k
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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* }( b' |/ B/ M! CAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want., J6 F5 P. }! g& o
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important., } u% c# h8 p$ b
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
% A% Y& I( g2 I' l! i! I3 @I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.5 C# T1 @2 s! H) Q3 S/ N
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
! h# H6 @' K# D+ u' ]And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
, R( a: X% S! z t" O5 ?. j; FBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
: l. A: r1 ?. w f' @6 F$ T$ A* ]Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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