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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash+ D/ P. z8 p( v
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html# e( K+ j2 A, g( D
# X! j6 s6 C8 }. i. ~The Man Song # i2 m. s3 {+ X. h# P& O! s% D
by Sean Morey : U! N7 T e4 Q' N* e7 n6 M8 }
4 f( ?9 y: \7 m% [4 ^, Z# iI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.+ j/ ~9 W& I( E* U9 e; T# V
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
* v9 p; S, X) ^/ H" |- E7 L'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
# O9 I3 _; `; c# i% wI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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8 Q( O$ [! M7 j; B5 Q" l) j. kWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.0 |4 L3 m8 A: B9 E! h
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.) g# o) D {1 ^! O7 u, [; u2 k
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.; W1 k- V" [- }0 T
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
7 u# }5 m6 O( I* V- B. Z& o) N3 w'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.3 E/ C5 V, R% t+ {
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
4 A+ X; d" H: i: _) wI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.7 R& B& ]$ b; a, ?% N1 T# s
* m7 `0 Q$ u7 ~% ~' ~* ~And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.; @8 G- ]. }+ T6 j0 ~
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch./ i' l6 M' }9 M
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.( P6 F5 y9 @9 O% e# b
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! % T+ ^" C/ t, p# M( s+ i5 k
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