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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash# T" _, u, U F1 T0 H
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song * @& a2 P5 r( ?8 O6 B- v ~2 P
by Sean Morey
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3 G* i1 n" n5 o; A! Q' sI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
( R8 ?; y l* RI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
' }! B* X" `' Q6 o2 M'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".4 Q9 _6 h! B% z7 G$ T- W, j
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.2 y3 b; j( |7 @+ k- l
( z o& ^; B1 O) ^ Z3 B$ GWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.2 A* e# z4 n4 A
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.1 m8 {* e1 r2 \2 R
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
8 V2 ~9 k; W1 d9 P'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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. ~! i6 J5 n( U vAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
" m8 g( @5 z6 |) m: x ]'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
8 n Q- |8 _3 X0 nAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.0 J$ _ c$ N8 v2 L9 Z& R
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
. Q& r9 J) A# ?) GAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.6 w" r6 {; J0 h% f3 K' Y
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to. x; B+ p0 D5 S
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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