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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash, j g) @ V, d0 M
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song 1 v& J3 o7 m5 R* W' m3 W# F
by Sean Morey + y Y+ C5 E5 B" Z
6 w8 F# @0 j" N2 p/ @. P, g% MI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
# _/ }0 T: b' ~8 `3 u6 Z9 L9 F. `I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
9 z+ B4 |+ {+ l |, q& q7 e'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".# j/ F) G( `( Z+ D
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window., F2 l$ m/ b5 |" ~2 A3 G
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.0 A3 H6 m# S4 z" I) T4 h
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
: t3 C4 S' D$ @1 u8 H; H! ~'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.' b: J& J2 i" n6 O4 R/ u# }- ^
. F* z" p/ G* G, n8 Q7 vAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
4 x% A3 r) k8 b'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.# T* B, ?/ l) u1 a, M# S: f
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
; B c6 X2 b- Q* w; o) RI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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% ^: m) i9 p' o2 V, c. q3 X; \) f! \And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.- F4 Z3 l2 U- V6 }, Z: `
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.8 \6 ~( t& c4 t5 J
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
3 t, c+ x0 y, N+ HBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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