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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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6 S5 ~# d/ `: H( w8 { ?The Man Song & z' Q* {0 V8 O2 d% l7 l" ~
by Sean Morey
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/ L3 p( `) W9 W3 V& v$ @I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
2 d x! F' N6 z1 z3 }I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 4 z* W0 H7 f& z/ S3 m! g
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".7 j8 c0 `$ D7 [8 Z9 ^ h, z! c
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.4 R" _; [5 w. D0 X/ e+ d
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window./ }& ^. Q+ l6 t1 |5 w" n
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.) ~9 j! C$ Q' l" Z. ~, u
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
3 {. W! O9 L* _" x'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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; O, F1 e& G$ f" s! s. v OAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
3 u* D8 a% P+ Y9 X& y'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
7 Z+ t6 B6 k) m$ SAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
8 K5 [# [) A+ NI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around., a6 }# j2 C4 d& d
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.5 l7 \) v7 V$ p3 [2 J: P* }
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
% [# u' v/ u# P, t: p3 _Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
! r3 w3 n- |! l! o) e! d# _Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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