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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash+ ]$ @1 ?0 {1 D# \1 {$ Y+ k1 h
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html8 k% V& U# t: ~* ~6 S5 J J
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The Man Song
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/ c7 U, H0 F4 S0 c1 M4 GI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.4 A* x8 P* B" ?( a8 Q( z
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 o! U7 y/ X8 [& d1 L" C7 D
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".7 ~% q O# V7 ] {0 n- I
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.& @8 x* q; v% e; x3 M6 w( _
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.4 K' P% P$ }* N8 @' \
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
5 n4 V+ _6 A, ]'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.. K5 W& [6 G6 W! ?% v
0 \1 [/ N, Q7 v1 P% o% y. jAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
* K$ L; i9 D4 M* A$ O, L+ ^4 z'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.2 S& m& d- W' P# X
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
) h, l- R8 v, D' |5 a3 D, WI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
# U6 B& x/ U/ c; X# e, O; B: ~And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
& p9 t/ T1 q& e( zBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
0 s% V- {8 J4 l1 vBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 2 A0 Q m( C. }2 @$ M/ q. T; T
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