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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash4 f4 s8 u, c2 K \1 @6 {
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html# c1 i! K, b' T# |/ [
% s$ N9 k2 v$ q0 T! }8 t0 [The Man Song
- e+ }$ J0 @. e( z by Sean Morey
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( Q, K% O4 V% L- U" U EI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
' E# q( l7 }4 i1 c$ uI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 7 o4 M6 K j) q3 }+ _) a" L
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right". {- Z" p+ J2 x
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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1 u& i1 @# W, {+ A7 sWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window." P- z% W$ V/ e1 P1 t5 u+ B! p9 G
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.1 ]6 c; y$ t# j5 O
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.: b5 ~8 z: B, M5 \$ T3 c
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.5 b: f" F8 w9 U3 p: @2 y
) r6 m4 J4 j6 f I. L9 vAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.1 F8 S( \" U' N6 S# j
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.1 O$ y3 E7 F: F0 I' O/ B( S
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.( H+ w0 ]% k2 ~" S! i
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.8 s7 L+ ~2 c9 f9 L. F) U9 M
w& Z% C) k# ^% {5 p( w2 `& x3 gAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.. W+ { T, L( w$ E i r5 v
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.) u4 O* N6 Y* P& u; S; E- F3 J; ?; T- }
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to." S1 ^9 D- J' U: r
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! / U9 P3 n, l* z6 y3 F" o4 I! ~+ r
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