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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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' n1 E. s* H2 Q# B2 x& sThe Man Song 1 L% D7 s, V, C) D& L
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you./ k' A" |2 W; j) A! P& A4 q
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
7 `, D" f1 ?; u" t'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
! G- p3 i$ j( }% S: s7 x( ~2 ^I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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6 N- i! v% |5 g( G3 @1 ^What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' n0 e. |/ W) G% O( r( p/ ]) gAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.3 Z( S7 s1 E, C# T" p
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.$ O, c$ ~3 {; _# H5 M) e
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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n4 `" |$ o/ OAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want. e. Q3 t. @+ y8 Q) a" J
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important." ]2 N( v3 d4 @4 T! J6 G+ ?2 `4 h
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
1 }/ D% c3 `5 i8 wI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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% @) M6 v2 V* R$ N' DAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
- L3 q+ n) v4 U& n7 x1 ~/ oAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
, c1 w0 ~- s2 V& m2 l: R( x7 o, UBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
$ C, V& w$ ]! ]! u; @+ E* IBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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