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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash2 X+ t' K$ E6 ?# v9 S8 Y+ Z
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html* P) Y4 Y( s* ?! d* j6 K, Y- P) K. T8 o
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The Man Song
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% ]0 C S( m- j! N1 E1 @I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
) c+ h8 b% f7 f: @6 ?# fI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 0 N2 d2 w( L4 H" u* D
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
U- G+ }3 F- q9 T8 M# N" cI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.; K3 K. o4 h- x# c# w
3 w+ [3 M+ f3 L; _( A5 Y' f1 k6 G/ vWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.9 F! E# w# L6 z) B+ o7 N2 t
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.3 M9 F* s! f5 X1 `9 W( S# B
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.7 i% t3 U( b! D1 } T2 X
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.3 Z( |: h+ m4 @
, P1 a1 m& d7 z" Z! u$ ? T5 `And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.: Q/ s1 @/ n3 _/ W# s
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.5 A# N- l0 q8 E9 @ m$ c5 n
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
* ^: m* I. g3 D4 R2 oI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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3 H2 `/ p& {& `% D Z- d3 z( NAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
& O" `9 U2 z8 i, L. X) W$ d' \And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
7 }; @( o& v1 j ?5 V: h# J n6 sBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.- L5 N( Z; n; i1 R6 U8 k) Q6 e! \
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 4 {" w7 ~: |3 O* F' n# r
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