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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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. O- v# F; l4 u8 B! u* YThe Man Song y2 z* B4 P& ]% Q. E0 v9 U$ y1 A
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.* w( m2 ~! S+ h& B
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
/ I/ d1 L$ Y9 ?8 P. `1 T, p'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".; m- b5 ]0 W* F5 N) I, ?9 P4 E
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.$ w: _1 {. D8 p, U! ^/ y2 X! R
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.$ {8 M- A n/ ?
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.& Y$ L% @! Y2 w9 P5 o: }5 ?) M
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
8 W5 h( ~8 A* }$ ?) A'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.6 r. q* R8 c$ o3 q
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.# p( \8 K8 N! ^' e
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.8 o8 U' L5 c4 L" d# s$ O4 e. J
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.% t" h+ P! g* ]! ], k# _4 P* p: Y: j
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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$ h) x5 H. X9 p+ f8 N$ wAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
: o. m( y& D! M: b5 a$ t% S! [And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.) M7 q6 [) b1 i% c1 M
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
l O) }- H2 L) I; TBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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