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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash0 E- J% M: d+ A9 ]
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song ( F: F9 b! }. P, }5 C. x
by Sean Morey 8 x7 `" e5 H7 y0 a d$ ~3 y
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
/ _/ k3 m# O H! b+ lI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
# u R8 h3 o: r4 |# H7 G3 n; X: }'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
5 \3 k4 ~( f9 j" YI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.' K/ H: _, T1 A: T) H" M) R. B8 _
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
3 [ _6 R7 g7 E; WThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.$ Y3 h7 f! p) G6 E7 X. m- B* n. X
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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) A! C' q8 e& v' w2 FAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
3 m2 [6 W6 O6 S# }'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.7 Q# g) q% Y5 I. a( |$ S. q
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
- w* c, A, D5 \% H" A; d8 ~% LI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.- d# F/ _, U2 s
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
7 w4 |# g: _' ]5 w' lAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
' c; `6 J$ f( k% g* d$ TBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.- M9 k! n; S7 y: V' J
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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