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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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& w. h8 k: h+ u6 m. @/ |* H# LThe Man Song
; i* S' ~/ H6 s4 e& o. C* e by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.; M: q( h4 V6 M) ~ i
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
4 j9 ~8 \3 L% f( @'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".9 j v) J) i+ I+ \) N
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
2 v. I' N& M9 l- uAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up." N6 c- [$ ]# o- }1 m( v
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
/ l3 Q/ G, K* e ?- r4 Q0 a. t'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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3 V O2 |" ^& R+ o0 xAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
2 E0 J& d( [4 o% \( w, }& J'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
3 i& F# y3 h9 h9 z4 T3 CAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.: O$ J- ~4 j+ T/ c" H( L
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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5 u5 E# `/ ?9 QAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
& a! m8 y0 Q! G+ w, u% }And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
) b0 Z( H0 H: w- d- _5 a* bBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
2 [3 S* H* n( F) I" oBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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