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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash: j! S- M; Y6 L
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html7 y( h& z2 k9 G* [6 |. `" o0 V
9 D. i# z* N* ~2 m, R$ yThe Man Song 6 M5 O7 h/ ^' Q$ h
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
; ]% m0 H" L; s3 ?7 |, S3 P- E e4 ^I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. : q' f. J) T$ ~" w% [
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
, U; u7 I: u3 C; y5 ~: nI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.& R" i7 g+ ? W8 o$ h l
) h* W8 V, O- ~9 n: O# r& cWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.: ?3 g( R4 u H
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.5 D0 x' T. x- ^, N
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.+ T7 L7 M& X4 y1 P* c: ?6 q& W
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.: Y5 [! T0 `6 X% k) V" M
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.% A P7 t( D0 I7 \( t
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important. b% y& Z) {. R/ m1 A c3 ?
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.& Z! a: d( B+ t& f3 V2 D# }+ Q
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.$ R M$ n' H6 A
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.! ]* ]5 p7 ~& B& j5 Z- y
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
& j. E# b' ?9 t4 x; O, {Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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