 鲜花( 35)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
楼主 |
发表于 2008-2-1 00:32
|
显示全部楼层
这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
& a1 a3 v& |0 L/ W6 ]- G2 Mhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
0 d, | E1 w @" T: Q0 ]% V7 N7 E/ i
" M& U3 C/ |$ W: @" aThe Man Song
( r: |/ }. K4 S7 a C; { by Sean Morey ; K+ k1 w+ N' `4 v$ g, a6 H
2 Q# _* C, X3 d6 mI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.* @% `0 Q$ R5 N- u8 C
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. + D6 v: _: \3 _! w' P: y* k" T( J
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".4 Y2 m- _. c+ U2 r
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
" a2 Q2 ~: n7 A8 e/ i9 [. ~) S
2 M- B' `2 p$ l( j% Y: F* I2 OWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.3 L+ _3 v, x/ z6 K8 T- P) U4 C
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.' c& N1 X* B O+ l% X
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
w7 L% I- R9 ~8 W: @9 ?'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
( K) ]3 Z% a2 H$ W E& c - }( i- O: D T& Q- Q
And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. r: F+ x. U) C3 _+ C
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
, U2 z. h8 T" P+ L* I4 |& RAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
& I, j/ \+ [' n1 p* ~I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.1 s% Q' M% O0 A/ N' G5 R$ S# C2 E
9 v) |& Y4 V- j) a
And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.. z2 z7 A' K7 y7 x( O# M
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.6 M, s, f% W$ E0 I0 x8 j4 O
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
+ e/ O# g4 y3 F, Y% bBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 2 [7 \% c# F3 n6 _' y
5 c( M5 g# R0 V: `[ 本帖最后由 莫迭儿 于 2008-2-1 00:33 编辑 ] |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-2-1 00:25
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-2-3 19:52
发表于 2008-3-21 21:06
