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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash5 g# C b/ k; m+ i2 t/ l4 H
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.: O( S) E! L9 ~, A+ y3 D! r
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. : ~ C+ D% _+ v' s
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".! c1 g" S# U) D3 k2 g+ c$ r
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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) l+ E- N& D3 L( p4 [$ }What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
7 q+ I' L' Z3 r8 g' TAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
% D1 f$ f# J: d4 D( B9 iThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
/ u* ?* m3 x, Y4 w9 W2 ]" y'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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- z( o; J" f, T' q6 g6 eAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
7 \/ M% j9 y, r( P* k# M. R) I2 Y'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.5 o% t% Z7 @- v* Z* ~6 X3 f
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.( Z9 _4 T! f/ Z# P0 l
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.. Z9 R1 l# I& E% J0 h
) k6 k( Y5 n7 k, I& U! [) T/ v% rAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.1 t: _8 x/ S6 {; Q9 }
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., M. \- J4 J( T4 R- f' {
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
2 \6 p9 J7 y4 W% R3 @* PBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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