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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash; w6 c' z9 [2 k, c4 v; j' H! _
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
3 w9 ^) _2 D4 V1 p# j by Sean Morey p1 I' ^# J# i& c4 W+ O& f" G
R7 m* i* t4 _) H' d6 P! g, m! S, y( sI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
) K2 O- d+ y8 P* P& f. K6 u- X( Y9 I& ~I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
+ _ S$ m6 q7 w1 Q8 F$ g" y'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".. R1 d# U1 L( ]9 j6 S1 \& H" o: ~5 w! }
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.' }/ A% F: k2 M$ `/ d5 f
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
4 } q$ @$ p* s# v6 L$ w4 tThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
* V! w# v. ^3 C/ n- m4 r'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.1 ^/ d" o$ z) S; j4 T( r
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.9 m; ]0 R" h+ D* C
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important." L8 L& ]1 a# `
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.- r: b7 E1 d$ `/ G
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.' n. W7 r, w; C, P! q' ^1 C
$ \5 u+ H/ ?- w- n/ _( S4 L7 UAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
+ F% ]4 p1 \; E# a. R3 eAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
1 B d, t; v7 A* a* jBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
6 f4 k( s+ O1 m# y7 OBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 0 a& {, ?8 B+ M5 l! O* z I# s1 l
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