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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash1 p/ D5 ?+ ~8 h! b" w* u
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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2 V2 \: T4 e& y/ t/ v, {! ]The Man Song
" V: }2 T8 g3 U6 l! ~5 ^5 l by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.0 ^* }) ~5 ]+ a; v2 O1 r; S
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. n; B- ~& {6 b
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".9 {+ e2 L1 ^2 V6 V! q8 J/ |
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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* q" c5 j( m- h& E6 yWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' C) K) ?' W/ Q$ U" [And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.4 {6 t7 n3 q5 S, u! T. k6 N
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
6 s2 V" l0 X3 i n! a @'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
; d R: Q' d8 b* w/ i: Y'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
1 J2 [( L* |! t/ z2 L2 r, |And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.2 W9 Z6 s% E' @9 Q
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around." I- |) q$ s+ t6 Z5 q( C$ h1 }
) W" J* c+ S9 |5 z& l, y8 C0 CAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
- q( D& Z' e) O. b! C) X. @: hAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
" z9 h$ `2 X% q6 B- S! FBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
# c, k! W3 ~7 j8 _( `$ ~Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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