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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 2 a* k# Y2 U0 T+ z* U
by Sean Morey & B3 Y. h% N* A% N3 D1 |
3 O8 \9 \, y0 E1 `" K5 ^; n' vI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.& q; y, y0 R# R
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
5 g# n( d' P8 j% Z0 l6 U X# X'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".. E+ n* m5 j% `: |
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.+ `; ?" M' Z( W6 P) v7 r5 Q6 L
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.! v5 V. ?3 K- R
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
0 M8 Y1 w- s, ~! ?* z, ` a5 F eThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.0 I" D2 i& X% s: K
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.' g6 R. a9 N w, d0 ]6 _) t% c0 C; u
% Y. T+ l6 e9 l5 q7 [4 BAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.1 m O' ^9 `2 I
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
: y3 C, m7 i' A4 F6 lAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.7 s" ]- [8 M" x2 s) }' E
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.5 n; `. a }, n/ W3 e/ N5 d
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble. C& V8 A5 q$ {% u7 G+ |8 x$ \
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.0 p+ o1 J8 Q% |! x* w8 n* K
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
`1 C1 x; ~0 l1 c& W! }9 |Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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