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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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: Y) L- `. G a( WThe Man Song : F9 ]) a/ n6 l }7 }$ ^- }/ O
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.* V8 Q; S! p+ O( H: `
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
J0 p9 X( ~' c9 k f- a'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
* x1 y1 G; } N l2 z2 JI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.3 E0 C0 v" ], O( w' T7 l* A
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.( j( F& T5 O% ?9 }! p
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
8 V N) ~. ]# C'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.3 }# Y4 z0 a3 R' R+ }
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.# E" J0 O) z8 T9 z$ n& K
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
" A: ]: t! r8 eI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.8 D1 g. e4 ]+ n/ C0 ]4 ~& Y
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
9 O4 W/ I- R0 h) K9 IAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
4 T/ E C& g: Z- BBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
3 \, R8 n2 Z, Q3 d; `7 W7 `% \Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 0 m, y$ I$ U+ G. G0 q. o/ F. ]9 Q! c
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