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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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& |& b3 Z2 o6 Z/ R1 }5 Q" eThe Man Song
6 Z9 W( N/ c" V6 m8 a* f; l by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.4 T% S; _. c( a% P
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 g: C. s$ M0 f6 O5 i9 M G& t6 ^
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".1 ]$ k# D. C! L: a, `* q5 ^) G+ [; P
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
) L5 _7 X% C. c$ k* o- E: vAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.8 K+ D$ u! [- c! t9 {5 q% w4 D1 h
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. R% L! k1 y( \4 V- u, V
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head." y. S5 O& w& x
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.$ V# [3 \8 G1 B
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.: o) n9 D E3 ~
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.8 C8 a! ?& j) i- w1 u6 l
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around." _5 N/ q# r2 L
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.. A$ V. P$ [! n! v) M
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.# L+ F- [3 T/ N) X
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
1 ~( x6 @9 |" v) k4 cBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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