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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 8 V3 J0 U4 E8 v! V
by Sean Morey - N m7 Q; I/ W8 H4 m$ x* d
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.* h. I! I; \3 Y
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
S: |" e/ k* N- t5 f& ?'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".. |5 w1 w3 Z' d H' a$ ?& f
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.; d! ~/ B$ k! }% {* q
; b `# E% s5 J7 |, B' {) {What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
( @ Y [4 u$ c6 A% R8 k* _' }And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
$ }4 q) w$ S" Y8 w* i# \2 ?The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.6 ~& A) Z9 m( U4 f
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.$ a8 o, k/ q% z7 d" t6 `- ?
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.) W7 h& P8 l8 d! `3 X
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important." V% o9 C5 y1 b; T6 F
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.8 C- I% _- @% W& K7 `0 t! X5 i
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.# B! c: W8 Q: ^% ^( C: n, ~
7 ]7 @( s0 j) oAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
; \9 T% c2 Z; }5 l: rAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
/ W. B* U* }* g' ~Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
" |" J0 o; w8 u* cBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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