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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
1 b: x, m1 {' \' e" }% P( t9 f by Sean Morey
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) z% k5 ~: {" LI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
0 l' j/ } ?' P5 k" B( J Y. b3 TI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
) I5 o7 Q3 B, V2 B% f |'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".) v: Z2 G7 j0 ^6 ]5 \
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.4 @# L3 o- K% s p: H$ E# @' L' A
& `* x- C: ^2 E( OWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.. E& F+ R! \" t. I& o1 P
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.9 c9 i4 S' A2 X! ` ^. C; B/ N! K
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
2 C, z# e1 v% u# N- n'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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- V' Y( E. ?4 N4 x& g+ FAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.6 h m7 l/ `$ T5 \9 @" D2 ]; b
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
/ G( \$ i0 \. ~- ?) A8 z9 Q$ pAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.$ X- T7 ~' b. \5 W: k: u4 f) d
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.7 O) I0 ]9 `/ x" U1 t; w
+ W* k7 V. {6 t9 p: v: WAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.) \" A2 E1 Y7 {" L, E3 {
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.; O3 X+ z% n ?" {: l7 A% B
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.; [6 b# W: c2 K
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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