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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash: M. M* S; n- Y! |1 _$ \
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html$ f5 h) E1 R1 S$ S6 g
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
( i3 a k7 s& CI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
: G: I1 G* P- p8 R; P: H'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".8 N& r" c( e, c9 l! q
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
, \. b! C0 ? p2 k# ^* qAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.% P0 @5 a2 a3 F8 V' V& h3 `
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.9 J. j4 W8 M* U" ^$ A7 l* _6 L7 d
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.% Z/ d" \) |4 h5 G' V" N6 Q
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.1 Y1 u6 n7 L2 J! E
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
) [$ Y2 d% H. D2 f" D% V+ q5 H/ VAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
{2 J7 b( v% @ O% s" l* II'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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& m9 e m+ h" Q$ t" k7 rAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.% A) m! z: b7 M4 C' ~$ q; m
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
. v' J# Z# ~2 s: z6 hBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
0 U4 K6 M4 Y1 ^# ]( ^5 \+ W# P$ F" IBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ) \4 n) N% l5 t$ o8 h0 Q: \" W
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