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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song * N" M/ g* d' t% b% p
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.( S. c3 V: ^- \7 r* N
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. - w" O* e" ~* {* I9 G$ O
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".% B2 Z3 D( O' w1 F; ]8 P
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.$ x: {; q# x; ^0 w
" a8 H2 L* G$ m9 {. g& W- L0 GWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
- v: A$ {2 m' gAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
( ]* ?; {: h7 T& _, i6 x- H8 IThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.' O( Z% r5 |# ^2 f0 M& Y$ R
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.6 ?. L2 `9 z+ E* O9 N
+ x6 V. ^4 [2 T* _ X5 ?And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.% y8 z; M4 j a8 _ L W/ A( h
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.4 E6 w: K$ e D
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.3 o' k# Z I4 C/ ~
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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0 Z& _' h+ [4 N$ v: R7 vAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
3 d4 P1 {# _9 d3 u& W8 FAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
# D7 l8 x( S# c( g6 m; @7 @! iBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
, f3 p) b# h9 kBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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