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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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- |2 ]% Y) |7 N: t JThe Man Song
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: D1 W+ a% U2 kI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
; m& j, p5 w" g6 EI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. + L* d' w/ \, [9 C
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".* W' O$ m1 Q2 X
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
6 f1 D# l) v7 T9 BAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
" v. D7 m7 G6 a- H, rThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
; |* N+ {) h; I; Y) F, z'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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/ B! ~+ a! o; D. W* ZAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
$ H1 J; O$ v# ^'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
' Y. S. w* _& w3 ^! x& d$ aAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry./ v+ I8 E: Z% N! L
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
" h- Z; Y+ t" E7 ?1 X, M7 YAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
0 Y8 ~" E: z$ n& W4 NBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% X$ B( Q& @; a- B8 m" D3 `Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ) e, R4 V3 X7 y3 U$ u6 `
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