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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
* V9 f) L( f- L by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.) Y+ s* @% ~9 d& ?! }- P! c
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ' n# l1 M- D! ^4 o" p/ i
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".+ h, _5 m5 z3 F
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.4 `% I K$ {% ^+ H5 V; ^8 ^( C8 O; @0 X
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
1 @' n5 T( [' k X+ C. @- ^The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
( p9 K7 Z( P6 S. r'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head./ o$ Q" m4 m# Y/ a: b
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.5 E' B6 H7 X1 j8 Q; l
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
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3 q+ {+ w* U( i' bI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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3 i, B- Z Z+ \ nAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble./ U* d3 O; A) L+ f9 I+ l" d& P4 L
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.4 M' y. x- _% @3 Z& d; d! @9 U
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
8 V! w4 K, p, hBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ( k3 @9 a* ]- D E t" R
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