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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash& z/ [. Z) {2 y' X% r: e
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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" B0 H& d3 w: r- a; hThe Man Song
) t5 i8 }% T# G0 ^& P8 {+ d by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
5 y6 A, R* Y; Y9 i6 G0 LI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. & j; J/ k: E; C8 X/ e, \
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".+ w: N0 e b+ k6 u9 q7 K
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.' A. \1 Y* p _0 }( a' U+ m* U
4 u1 V/ _4 |" t- r8 U* k1 {6 i+ b1 OWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.4 V% H& K% s/ ^% ^& _7 ]
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.5 g, ?& W& J: Q1 i$ t8 y I3 l
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.8 K, y: o& h* R- O, T
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.+ \- }5 O. |4 ? K! T
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want., L# Z; k c& {0 i1 Q1 Z4 Z
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
4 b0 C, s" a* ^7 J. L9 DAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.! n9 i' Z# M7 o) g: q$ V; G# D" ?
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.2 a! `5 E6 a4 A3 D f
+ y% W8 s/ x; I* T2 I( XAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.4 u5 ]: K& C/ \4 U+ @
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.6 D& r" P& L/ G* O" @3 O
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
3 d4 x- t0 H; F, F# {& @9 V% f8 I0 MBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ! W" O7 J* o' R" |
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