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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash, o4 Y7 E; f0 q/ r- v
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song 9 z) k3 ?# y0 M7 }
by Sean Morey : c( p8 ]7 i! z
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
" A8 Y% _. j5 L' R9 iI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
/ [/ E4 I2 V# D* V# n6 l'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 A+ b9 I+ w, A4 bI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.: D: q0 M# J8 E' o9 I) a) r9 X9 C
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
1 P$ S/ e- f9 G# ~8 mThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
; b9 n7 `: [3 A, d'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.' |5 g! y# J- y6 @& T! D9 t* \$ D4 ]
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
F% L( ]% m2 O. ~'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
8 o( @0 a' W5 }/ t. F1 iAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
, J1 M" t/ X4 o' o6 }I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.. h) F) {1 m& Z1 R2 C# g, D
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
9 e; E R# t- vAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
% ?9 u; b; l' x( k1 R; P& D& LBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.- A6 j( [" Y8 \& X% W" w R* C
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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