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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash! Q* W; X9 D' K- Y* H3 i
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html; {/ ~1 B) B& j& n% y( a- N
. v- {, e; F ?% aThe Man Song - Z- h- h! ~( g5 t! k8 w+ |+ l
by Sean Morey . j- V1 ~# C3 y& @# D ]8 K- m
& @! w8 |6 W9 y/ i7 AI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! r2 M! A) }+ d9 aI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 0 x" ~% v8 T5 v
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"., Q1 y% }$ D0 g% A! L( F# C1 J A& U
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.1 Z: e: f* o4 O: c4 r4 R1 j
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.6 Q; x3 C" v" g& d1 ~5 I; A
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
; y& e# C+ H4 U, i2 [) l, ^The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
& }6 u# N8 q) n! s5 ?'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
9 A9 V, p8 t( S' c( C# p1 L'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
" U( ^7 K- ?. [$ \. [$ [* ^0 \( ~) eAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
7 V6 y0 Y/ u# ^7 f5 N' `: D2 H) c6 KI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.9 V0 C- R5 l' G/ [2 E% I
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
8 L) S4 `& A+ V7 JBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.9 I6 f/ p4 |. U8 E* a" \
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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