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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash' E) o% H3 H. j e4 r8 e
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song " m5 p0 \2 |+ g! Q
by Sean Morey 7 f) s6 t) S$ p2 y# ~
# q' s3 P% k5 }7 ?! N& \, PI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you., V, q9 ^4 C3 ?7 d. k$ j6 L
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
9 M V: @ \9 J5 L- w/ F' o'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".% \0 Q5 @ t1 ~
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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+ w+ N$ h0 p* T% @$ C. G4 R0 BWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
; l5 Y* b& K1 I0 k0 L" LAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
' b h$ H7 E$ V y4 P+ GThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. \7 W5 S* A) ]% t3 _1 c* Z
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.4 E9 o2 M+ V# X8 C, d5 ~
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.- t8 z8 D( J+ ~2 T) c
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important." k8 b2 a" j/ W; _5 j
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
, }5 i; `' p- JI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
8 p. {. Z4 [& a% rAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.! C5 |) j( A& p4 ]. k
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.% ^7 L$ N1 Y: a) a+ d& ^9 p4 Y1 B
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! * {2 t7 u9 |9 T
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