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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash( P/ E0 \7 w/ d* [
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html$ @% G& U- V, X c$ E
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The Man Song 0 ?. y/ ?; D* a, d
by Sean Morey
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! d& _# b8 p4 H& N( yI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.& u6 z% D) ]: z7 J. i% K L! x/ b
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 0 S$ D4 o( D$ @( ^, {$ _$ |
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
7 b% o6 I' l, g4 R; WI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.0 J, n; V: T/ e3 \/ B" Y) g# `: d- t
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
9 d, G4 ? x8 U2 HAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up., n1 D/ W. s- G/ \1 Z. w+ E
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.# l6 }5 r; M, u' D
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head." s) N5 V! d4 G O
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.+ A- j- V2 S' T8 W
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
+ \" ~$ A/ Q; hAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.8 V# v. E& ~4 c, i- S, i! J6 P
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.! G( D- R* b% F7 }
9 K/ u3 N" P. y' |- t5 cAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.7 {- [4 ^" Y, r$ t o3 e1 C5 y
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.7 K+ ~9 H" O7 e, ^$ `
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.% f" x# d0 Z. P7 j
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! - A( X. V$ ?; W' X) N) ?
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