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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash: d6 K5 u, A. N
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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/ K: |) g( n8 b" _0 Y" H9 [: kI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you./ w; ~/ e# X& M
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 6 T5 {$ O' Q5 V5 O3 D5 L
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
# c% _% Q# \# P9 x" q1 X. PI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home. Q N4 T* E% \8 L
" R# t( j$ D4 QWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
0 Z/ J4 C" ~( i" O- TAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
8 X- V4 J( \7 Q l0 k( Y7 n/ VThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.. k5 ~: y: g, L: D, J2 Y
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head./ v3 {0 v' U! i4 Q2 F' \
) O+ V! M2 f; t2 I fAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
2 I' O2 b% q3 _( X' w" a'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.0 h1 Y' `% a! Z4 X( x1 G
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
3 A! J/ r1 f( y9 G- t( f8 U6 J; TI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.4 o- {. q6 U$ ^% ~
. E3 W2 ^6 o: _. V3 E) o, ]- l7 wAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.$ r% y* k, |4 T
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.- R9 @3 J6 }7 v- j+ i4 g& M- d- a$ V2 G
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.( n& v1 d. G3 u: i3 H# W
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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