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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash+ l5 m2 s; _) M6 Q% r0 K
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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) r2 u7 p3 Y6 rThe Man Song
2 u- @) Q, \5 Z( i by Sean Morey ' n0 S6 w( ^+ l( m
6 J3 O N9 R, G* j$ ], _I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
' b9 X2 ?( _7 v, G% O- k' m5 wI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
' X3 K. ?$ a; ~'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
7 {1 q8 z4 l. `7 F y( AI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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3 h' R) a/ l0 u0 k( c% O) @$ NWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.: m; s8 O: z" v" ?9 i; N8 c
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.$ n' k* s( r. J' r$ N! C
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
2 Y. E/ V5 `( G! A'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.& e7 ?* W! P) h4 e: a' ^' z
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
' X# u/ v9 S0 m& t* j: H( }'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.. ]& U3 a# D1 X; A5 S2 N& M
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
# N0 Z8 V# t2 ~. pI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.; G- s" @9 X1 A0 ]5 S$ z: ~( J9 D
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.9 s$ a( g' z) R, `& K {* R
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
# j, u, A0 \8 L( p% E7 OBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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