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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash& q' |* @3 {+ }# \6 m& ]
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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8 v6 a7 A( |4 {! b" r4 o/ y2 |$ F [The Man Song / o6 y( [5 i$ f/ y1 F& \
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.& `' Y" Y4 n% K
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
/ e: U6 K2 h4 m: z8 [0 t'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".% q% i% j" x; C. u
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home." s* O0 e1 y! U0 l9 Z: O# n
/ o2 C; Q0 Y: u! Z% I5 \( y l9 N( iWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
; L& I+ O+ `/ rAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
0 d8 R! B2 Y2 K+ k3 l/ l- OThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
9 d& a% t% ?: r4 b. u. o'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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* t( k' T$ G8 X* u1 \And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
* l; [0 C4 V1 a'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
2 O4 _0 B% y7 K3 WAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.' y G9 Y7 l) |, n! e5 {
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.! ?( f2 d. L, J# D& d; r
5 @5 z! u4 H1 s- T# O! VAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
. |+ R% h( l: K& [9 h+ mAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
; V. N2 `) G9 O) q) \8 QBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to. ]9 w' G$ h% m. k1 k% A C
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! / G; R% R7 `" g% A7 `: |1 l5 c
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