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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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5 o) B" w! o% e6 `- D3 j; g& A% YThe Man Song
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l! a' E1 L2 b5 c; l4 lI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.1 w B0 o& K2 P Z
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
. m8 d8 L% K. `# z'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% o) z4 z0 H9 m6 j% EI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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% L& e/ @( c) U" K) kWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.! O& R& F" C3 f
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up., K- T! H- x, }' Q% ~( L7 f
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. [8 N! d: L5 ]5 W( |6 ]$ r4 M' I
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head./ P* a- \: f8 S8 `1 Q" J7 K
) @ g# b, e% v! eAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.: ^* u+ P8 x1 ^
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.7 f# k3 Z" X% J
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
& V! J+ i5 y. Y- Q1 JI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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Q2 D7 \, c; c7 {7 nAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
; C! J" O9 A) I, ^2 F9 }And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
$ @0 [3 |0 L0 FBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.9 p3 M; b w( Q' R0 R! |$ K
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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