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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash) l2 k M% e( a1 h7 H, A
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html1 U- q- l$ T- _, R" V5 H% n
0 o( Z9 S: K# G% FThe Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.8 [5 l7 T# Q/ _. C1 P9 p! \1 b( F. A9 g: O
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 1 `3 ]* b2 V1 ^; G+ Q w
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
/ L: o5 }5 K3 \( x9 }5 o6 b2 `I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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- y0 h, s& F9 I& iWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
# _1 \& g' ~4 h1 x+ @8 I* |And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
' b6 b: Q& s$ K+ M( PThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
5 Q0 R- h% ^( _. }'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.4 d' }9 j' A8 [: X" X2 [
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
7 u: u: {+ U5 t) Y7 ^( B'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.3 i8 I6 t T* x" J5 P
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
/ n( b0 @" ~7 V# a5 f; E* A% yI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.; {$ S( a+ v2 k- K3 Y
% [) s- e* r: k; _And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
- C* x, d- {, C; I, x8 ZAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
" C! M# g3 B/ m( KBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
7 X3 O6 B- N! B6 q' y/ NBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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