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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash4 j* D8 D, h( l+ q9 z+ i( u8 c8 X
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.0 p ]' v$ c* ]$ x$ E( G7 }
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. . U0 u- ^2 u8 g& \' G# M0 G
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"." n$ v' w) A# ?, T
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
4 N" C$ ~* s7 iAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
% k$ b- g9 O- J# r. n" h# Q5 t. Z+ lThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
) ?+ E- N7 X5 m2 o/ o'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.6 L H5 n( n* e2 l, H
& h3 j" V7 _, d) j% _8 IAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
. }) m5 Y6 q7 t" d9 W& w4 J'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
2 @0 }$ b5 Z: y8 S6 q8 pAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
0 Y& s+ N5 C' c1 ]( Q1 fI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.& Q9 \# Z5 \, B8 U0 r! l5 K
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.8 w* S8 D$ H; J* \
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.$ l; B+ x: V$ E7 \, Y
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
. B0 F0 I6 x. e8 b. c5 ^# L \Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ) u' |* j. f5 a6 r6 P: {
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