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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
4 {3 w/ V; P: X& ?http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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( S3 i8 q# O7 Z& L3 }0 WThe Man Song 7 P) @$ E% t+ r; g/ `2 H) p
by Sean Morey
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# f- M8 w( G% U& y6 I" l/ lI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
) G8 F+ w/ {8 S0 S. vI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
* t5 v8 a x* n! @! O'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
. ~) b e9 j1 E- A: ZI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window., n5 d6 v8 q6 \% Q' [
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.5 |4 v% f: m( b8 R- y
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
2 v* }8 k5 o" f {'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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4 S r8 T0 o% p4 H( b: v2 BAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want." w v% w! }5 V7 T! v
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.: A) p w9 w+ s7 z4 B
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
% x: @6 y9 ]2 N" e+ g# f" _, UI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.- |& m9 \ I/ B3 U
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
/ g$ W2 \0 ^5 b8 K3 Q/ wAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.. G7 N9 b+ b2 F8 A, ?2 c
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.0 \& p& K, x" T0 ^/ p$ u
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! # y6 i5 B( h" Z$ y; q* f m. t1 E
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