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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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( L f! V7 U2 T/ Y$ y8 K/ kI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
6 W y" b7 v0 W- a3 P* h5 AI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. " m# b7 o8 z' L0 k& e4 ^1 a
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
# i9 \, k; `0 O' ^! mI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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4 U- l$ K' g7 SWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.: i' o! T" G# K- M; {+ P9 f
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.5 f* I5 z: g& e. z- g0 G4 p
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.' ]/ k# O* y! _+ V8 O5 A
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head." A$ [8 b/ ~* i, u
! E2 P9 q2 f5 {. \; v; S: W5 u* z9 eAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.: Q: q6 V% D) p: Q
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.( W/ V* {9 ~4 I: P
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
9 x% ~/ l3 {" w9 n1 _- d% TI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
r4 A7 ^0 H5 z; {5 K& s* F8 XAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
: W$ q9 g9 j6 p9 x \' |' WBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.5 ^3 w5 C, T K& t0 `# x
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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