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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash) ~+ ^" x- S" B
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.* W' z) d! X. y4 P
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
4 l5 a4 {, s& B9 @( V$ s; E'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
S+ F# P' G) uI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.- B5 Z2 z# q- J0 _3 s8 y2 `$ M
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.! U9 i3 \9 e1 G
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 R9 Q0 j0 K2 n3 u1 G8 D5 FThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.8 q( _6 _7 a+ V2 N
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.& ]4 r+ P; \& N: W1 c1 t, y
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.* g, n0 T% }) p T
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
9 Q- x) q. a- Q+ m% gI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around./ a& n# r" ~# s. }& N4 ~
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
. l1 H5 Z+ Q4 E# ~And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.3 F! |. P3 U$ M8 }4 l
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% r2 G) C9 O# A1 ]Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ' j3 Z2 [) q ^
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