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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song + g" E! Z9 h2 o1 c6 E. X
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
5 q8 m8 p4 \4 {& V5 P% |4 ~I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. " p- C: D$ ^9 [
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
0 r1 b& B; ^7 A. l$ p% @, S) Y. iI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.. T4 J) |& E! `. L+ C+ \7 }& n
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window., F! ~7 y) { G I. Z7 \3 o. s
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
) w5 F* Y1 i1 | Q2 }% lThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
. A. Y; E( y% X'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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! W" h- t& V. i7 K9 J. bAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.$ f, b: }. l$ p1 C
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
4 I3 s$ p& D# t% Q/ v/ cAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
) |6 P9 s7 Q B8 U- SI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.' k0 Q$ ?: {+ H/ x9 [
1 a/ o* w- a& K7 p, C" {7 ]+ KAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
; X3 U* U2 ?( C: k. A d: |And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
2 _+ U$ I' N1 L4 w$ sBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
& R1 P8 N3 P# o2 pBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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