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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash# i4 [* s( T! t/ Y
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html* \7 T7 b- S: q* [2 l$ H
5 R4 e5 t; `6 o4 v. Y/ \0 eThe Man Song 4 M7 @4 g7 N a- ?) ?8 `& o
by Sean Morey
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0 r, w5 i9 k7 y: w6 R% @( I6 II don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.6 V" J3 J8 N% Q3 Q
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. B0 y1 `0 U$ V* D! W
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
7 w( Q$ D* y7 k6 q: BI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.; L- ]) \/ c% X5 F
8 ?3 M( J; a) F( }/ n5 bWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
- C$ p% _$ U. r# U7 \; |And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.8 v+ ^8 d9 E6 f4 r. U/ t' Y H
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
3 P3 D0 ~$ d3 \* @% i'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.9 K) b' X& c2 q# S
: @' A& I4 x* t# z. N4 ?3 [And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.# a6 F/ Z. M; W: Y. r2 N
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important." d- V3 O9 i7 U2 m$ X/ O+ z- F
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
$ T/ _* W% V" [/ _3 YI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.3 y" d' D9 d: ], D F6 t% x
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble. d" R* Z. V4 c; c4 _
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
' G) {# L7 x/ L9 ]! p( j1 oBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% ]: f7 b1 o* \8 s2 OBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! X6 w- \$ N% M
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