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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash* J1 T( {8 v% u! ?
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html! N( L7 i1 u! K( f+ e4 [9 W
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
q% X2 m: ]9 Y7 F: J. j. ?3 jI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. * ^; s: U$ u; e! L+ `, W+ E
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right". ~2 N! l( k4 b, e* S8 B
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
- B7 ~5 S( h+ V/ u' `And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
4 G5 o0 k' M9 j+ @! jThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.1 s v8 m$ r1 U$ Z
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
& K. }8 q; C3 R2 `6 L'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
* [, s+ W! F1 l: G. kAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.6 p* J# N) o* G! P9 X) O+ Q
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.: m2 ]: I# H, t* V6 [7 M- ~) `5 v
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch. U" n; T3 W$ j( E+ g
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to. F/ u, J, h9 A1 `' X( t
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! - [. P. ]6 r/ i. a. L
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