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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash% [- e/ V Z3 G4 D
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html j/ D( m7 a5 u) T. _0 W
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The Man Song 7 q: O3 M2 F4 j2 L; w% U% ^7 T! e5 g! P% V
by Sean Morey 2 X) O" r8 S8 C
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
: w6 u, i# P$ V) x: K' fI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. & t+ x* T2 O' P* X4 b {
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".4 m; z0 H" I+ p( J
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
$ ~" B2 H" d6 d' M- |1 g1 F1 JAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.( p$ u2 b1 u" q* ?7 U- M
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. U, F" z! J+ V
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head." R- o# F! \( F* x6 j! j
4 n( D* M! z9 |7 F$ W; T* PAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
! u+ B- w7 E; [. ['Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.# h- A) X& p- z/ V/ q3 B
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.# c% X' {% A/ `. H( D
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.3 {/ s& A; C; [6 n* Z4 R2 d: @
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.' [4 V5 p+ i' |: P2 Z1 w
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
" h) b; ?3 Z' i* d5 A2 }Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
. X, ~ f' U4 @( D' o* c1 S2 aBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 3 U8 U! T s# T2 ]# A: ^ X
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