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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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) W+ j6 \5 m, u; x0 W: AThe Man Song
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4 \! k4 Z+ i1 J, ?- MI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.% I0 v; Y5 V, D7 {6 @$ f
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ( W/ D( t# M# }/ F
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".% z& @2 B; F4 |+ [
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
: A% Z7 x+ r+ o( l8 eAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
( z$ S) t; E5 I/ e7 M0 IThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
( p' O; Q& Y" a" m9 d* h! b'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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$ u9 |# M/ j$ o0 V$ ?3 I/ ]1 u4 `And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
' p9 N$ B, L7 y# Q'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.: A7 B4 o+ t! [: [! z. s% S/ A* U
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry., _( {4 M8 B/ d: {* W" y0 C! V
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.; ~) w+ T, e R1 C
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
Q6 H- p- V& o) QAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
$ H6 x, f7 f3 g1 j3 Q' t, ]/ [Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.+ \9 f6 C) Z% ` v: A. ?
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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