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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash3 x9 x5 e" j k, C: V' W0 e
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
8 T; `* |5 G% I0 u2 M! t by Sean Morey
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) K: I9 _1 J# e9 B' \I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
: x2 e7 K8 Z9 v E( r& @I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
" ]. I. d6 h$ f k) A'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
# b' t, l. \! o4 G7 h8 ZI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
# w2 s: Y* H% U6 ?* [4 ?- YAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
, n. a8 P1 t( p/ d4 g2 gThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.0 w7 O: R# y2 O1 r# Y h) {
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.2 Q9 Y R2 l+ d/ P" H' X' `% e
4 K; C$ O ~0 ~+ ~' O: JAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
% E) t, t. x5 M+ g'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.; t, j* a& c! [
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.5 G$ E. E! c1 W4 r6 w8 E
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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6 Q/ W4 ?8 _+ CAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
# V/ g" V* U, MAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.- C# U( q+ d! a% i: L5 p) ^% l% h
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
9 l! ^- e8 k) z: w6 j5 uBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ; ~7 v& H, Q9 [" f7 @: J
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