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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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) J2 [$ F- q$ X: A3 L" uI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.% l3 r; q0 ?, n9 t: |
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
: b) v; f) U) G9 e& Y7 j'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
' E4 ~0 P1 o4 {: {: p3 V6 cI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.) E6 |1 x" v- X* R9 `
: p( M' R: t% c0 z2 O6 XWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
% O; e" T' D" r. LAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.' U0 g7 _+ o- S* ?
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
1 g! l+ v# m6 U2 J x y# ^'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
' E3 o4 Q. Z. D9 L& P+ |'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- q4 Z) d6 v- o/ n6 L
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
& J( ]' L" O' \8 T; Q7 z5 yI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.2 z4 L* `; }6 ?$ C
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
" S1 S6 b3 l( {! @And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
l* |8 V9 z4 i. d z( BBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.: w0 z( O& N3 E, t) |3 c! \9 p
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! $ g# e/ {% D9 Y5 k2 d& m4 y: E, f' T
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