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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash/ \% g7 J3 N. N. b
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html( ^+ m0 _2 j$ c# l6 V
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
" R! m9 a7 z1 X& oI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. : p. X3 ], r( v6 B
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
# u2 h9 [0 U/ y# V, Q0 vI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.4 V$ n) [! Q _. D
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
/ v' M& O0 z2 _And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
$ L) A; [* [0 i; O1 ?3 J+ b4 XThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.+ E% R3 `$ v/ L7 S$ k+ U( G" N1 J
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head." f9 d& f# M8 N) K# ?; n: m6 D
0 J. v: Q# W, p% B( `. GAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
9 A1 u6 q7 H* N2 \' @: q! W# _'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.( x O1 b! {2 \. ~
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.6 o( ?: y* h. ]) m
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
! t8 _7 z, O# F, J$ Q7 Z/ W' X0 {And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
* l; K3 _/ K6 GBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% g% u2 U4 q3 g& e0 W& k+ J! d( G1 S3 yBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ' C# B i& M* e( i) y, e7 f
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