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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash8 Z8 m# |% U/ @
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html: f" n$ Z' o: W% @
0 [/ D+ J$ w2 K; s0 w, UThe Man Song : T2 V: ]. L& z2 k3 s
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.2 W$ a) ]& F9 D& a4 v( ]* }
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 4 d% u$ Y# Y# ] Q- U0 y! w
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
$ y5 M _. c2 ~) jI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.8 v! P+ N$ _8 i2 Y# ^
+ t$ R0 D0 f3 @3 TWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
% f" M4 K( M+ ]' u' e) c" [* AAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.* o3 _, Q; O* A
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear., e: P) g! M2 l2 S ^" ~: D0 S* g
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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* ]! K# k4 m7 q! JAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
4 f9 D) d0 e! f, o'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
' g5 K/ I. ]7 sAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.6 y$ s4 d! G3 g9 D% G. ]
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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4 S1 Y; V+ q6 K% A( b4 c/ `And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.$ l( f W# n' D9 s& ~3 e) S
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.9 a3 q* b1 {* O% ^
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
! I( {4 s5 J: ]4 v, b: `Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! . P5 E0 {% ~9 e& U* x" @
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