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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.8 v* q; h0 @& o! z* T
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 0 H8 D0 i: B6 z9 D& X: e
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".0 M+ r. p1 k7 L
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.6 ~3 N7 X, _$ E) e o) e
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.+ Z+ z% t; h' K5 r; d8 f: v
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.; _ _! a% c, n! b5 U% T$ r8 x
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
$ U! h9 z" x( Y$ c) [& ]+ I- K'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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U' ^+ d& T# E z1 o+ rAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
; W# a* k( D' x'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.* i, i! \1 M/ X3 e5 B0 W+ m! M
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.0 X. {* v' V* o0 n4 {9 q j
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.5 N0 I# W5 K8 o! j5 q7 |# C. t! @
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.) [+ n }# t7 J0 o5 d: }
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., o. r- x& V7 A. V
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.; Q) g0 z$ j, R
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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