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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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+ E5 Z {( s7 E% I, jThe Man Song , |! x" D& C! ^# O5 }3 S7 @
by Sean Morey : Q5 y- m; o/ b' t4 ?
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.: ^, L' J9 t* O1 ?0 p2 v. C
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
0 H+ z& [, q! {6 Y" A! O; U, v'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".2 ]3 B! O8 D5 V- f+ h. G8 e
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.6 e+ O4 A1 U# ~2 U5 ?+ q6 _! g: p
, E6 q3 `5 c2 N6 E: ^What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
$ |9 l; v0 f+ |7 g& x% wAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up." L/ F' i( r0 _0 m3 `
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.+ i9 {8 U$ Z/ \" r( g1 U
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.4 L/ \- y2 g$ x8 [8 U: q1 _1 d
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want." W- r, S1 i! q5 K6 Q
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
3 e4 H) m# V8 N/ |# f) {+ i. pAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.& @: y' P: S7 h1 M& g
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.( n0 }" B* q' w2 i/ D1 e
& G. G6 _2 H/ P* R+ j( bAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.4 j( `1 f7 s. n# h% D
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.. h+ ^& u. x0 H! n9 M% z
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to. c" T# A7 V9 ]
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! / {! z. X' A- W2 l
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