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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ! b" y+ k+ V0 K% S2 E: {
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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* |: K, Z& {- K6 KOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl) x5 T2 X3 Z5 Z* T
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,/ D# u8 W! u( F$ W' _- K
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never( v# j1 C$ e4 Y0 S
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
' w' N+ Q8 X+ z0 ]3 _# f4 `9 Q9 R6 mget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had3 _9 T' j* h9 _) E
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched( e/ G( G- b" `- P. r
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
9 v, d) U5 A% M9 ghigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
3 m0 y* Z/ L$ K' Esweat pants and was pleasant all the time.9 e* ~! {& y: `8 q+ E
* ]+ V: s G/ e( M" kNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!4 K) @# L% L$ e# x4 C7 a# \
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