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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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2 @! p6 h3 ~5 K5 @The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl" L( S$ W, y" n7 i2 h
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,/ E4 P d5 S7 M' a6 c8 ^4 Z& G
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never: c) x9 S( A/ i& J# S; m; t0 Q; [& P. [
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in8 ~ L3 w: K+ n/ W( |* |
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.9 V! N; E) J \* M; D7 i6 h
$ y. D. ~% l& z, C# x* W5 Q8 ONow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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