The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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# Y. E6 o& J. f3 N1 tOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
- S5 B" X, p! {" I0 X9 `said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
, j' d$ ?1 D) J4 Z' X: b0 b  odancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
5 c+ q* ?2 O0 Phad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
( ?' O* l0 v; i0 hget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
/ p& L7 z9 o* {2 ~" H  K5 gsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
& @7 n7 x  R% c# U, g" ~+ l3 mhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" |' g: R* B8 f' u3 tsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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" g, Z7 y; T, m) \+ CNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

6 `2 \% ~2 {* R! t& W* g% JThe End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
" N. b0 K4 B5 p+ @& |! ^1 T5 BDon't quite understand this.

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

Your understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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8 L! b4 h$ d% s0 n  Q6 `So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.

5 I  f, Q" D  pthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表


  ~( n: J- M2 X& F; C' iYour understanding is sound and deep.

( J1 Q9 U  f7 Z- H) j5 egood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表


You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

% l# Z. {$ ?# {  o9 Y6 Y% gI am getting married in this coming September.