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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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8 Q3 Z: r5 d# u4 y K7 j* x7 VOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl7 l7 T& i0 N4 D$ x2 G
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,3 T; u4 \3 @& T
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never; _! q0 p4 U. o4 o
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
1 T: _& @: R: z, F B2 uget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had, @4 Y8 j' a% x) m7 ]. W
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
( {* s( L6 V% |- Msports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
" m) t: O$ E0 }4 x6 phigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
1 A% a4 j/ P3 h* dsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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. k+ W2 [ @* ]( kNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!) \+ S! w5 \1 }' X$ L0 _
! V) m( e$ P; C: XThe End |
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