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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 6 A+ i0 r9 S" `1 S' D
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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5 @: o+ q* @) H V! VOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl4 D' W0 w( i2 u/ c @" Z+ ?
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
. H t! P* ?( \9 W* M4 Zdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
- A" p$ M7 C6 g# S4 Whad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't6 Q5 A- u, s0 `5 h9 u1 z2 i
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had( @1 ~- W/ e2 f: ~9 T
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched, O- q- d" U1 o6 B
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had" K; C6 Y' r& r* h+ I9 q M
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ W+ `1 {' s, tsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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