The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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6 O: \% c+ M# c+ o1 J$ fThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
* e0 k& M6 W0 Z+ m4 Csaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- L; _- ~1 T4 e3 s' b% @get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
* G, `1 c3 Z. jsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
1 j! _. A. Y; ?high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
' [3 {$ Y0 N$ D/ i  o$ o6 A2 l# ~sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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The End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
0 v5 ?- m' o9 Z9 o% ?# v$ @# yDon't quite understand this.

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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8 f' J. A: t# Y他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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/ N2 O; u- U# k6 p& \5 m! J/ g) RYour understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

6 u3 a( z- J6 `9 HSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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4 {2 P* A* q; m" b7 O1 C5 KYour understanding is sound and deep.

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  f8 @9 |2 [- V1 n3 ugood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
* q* M& g4 y/ b) C7 u! cDon't quite understand this.

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/ r6 _+ R3 E9 q" I: n# X" n' nYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

5 s' U' [8 \7 B6 o, h1 CI am getting married in this coming September.