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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ' M6 Z9 J* a1 N- a
7 A; g( J- j4 L# j& K$ iThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale3 i1 i7 C/ @+ d2 s- @) [
v$ Z g2 p/ E4 cOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
( w. g8 m# [8 W% Wsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
! l A* @' Y. ?& [/ M1 V2 ~dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
1 v5 c' u! ^3 h- M9 whad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
, q! a5 r; }$ L* l& ]get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had) }! N5 T, ~; b0 |0 }
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched) s* ]; R7 e# {! Y; S( E" x
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had9 R8 ~% i5 e6 x$ ?6 [4 c2 g
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 }6 s! \: E7 N1 }0 d9 k& z
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!, [8 |" S" V0 A b
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