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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. & c! T' E" ^9 m$ {7 P
7 F0 R% ]" v) N" C/ CThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl5 g- @: _1 D$ Z Y9 ]
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,5 {+ f* I6 A% {% T
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
: a3 s5 y1 r' C' O: p! A7 s; vhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
7 s' Z1 c4 q- Zget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
: M5 w5 B1 N) }; V4 G2 `all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
' d6 S: Q' I& v. Y1 s8 `' n; J! Csports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
8 o( _7 Y7 j; ~( _+ x+ q! [8 R7 Vhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in/ q6 N% ~( Y b' y1 r; j
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time./ a% [& U! X8 t) o* Q {/ V
# q8 H4 n/ y. `; y) uNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!; Y; _1 l7 @ K, n# X, X
5 u7 G/ ~# ]# WThe End |
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