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Why did God make mothers? ]& I7 u5 q' ~- J$ p
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. R5 P$ F( D' k: \! \4 [- Y
2. Mostly to clean the house.
' M& |' i: b* [1 a- \8 }8 ~3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
7 x% L$ P$ C4 O( L1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.1 ~# A0 V) [$ X3 Y- h' ]
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. ) y1 t/ U+ E) n3 ]) ^
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. * @5 _9 X# u% }( h
g. s2 I/ R. }) ]What ingredients are mothers made of ?
! r3 a9 G0 k/ O' w+ p1 f9 Z% o ~1 o1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
: l* F& J/ W( a2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Q9 X m4 J$ p
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? ) f% [: Q5 a5 N
1. We're related.& P! |8 q; E. M4 O8 ^# ^! ]
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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8 g% c( J' L" dWhat kind of little girl was your mom? : x( _9 x2 _. I z5 B1 a4 o# S F
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
9 U7 |; o, r' R* u3 B3 q4 u0 R5 k1 D2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
% b9 b/ v9 J$ u( y! m+ t) L3. They say she used to be nice. - L, Y6 X5 K+ P5 t0 [
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 0 C( E2 q1 }+ l! ]% D% l$ T
1. His last name.
! k/ v' d* @) v: R1 H. v2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
) y$ S9 p' F5 p( T' p3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 7 }2 \5 d- X8 T
8 C- j/ B9 ~$ e8 n1 J& a: TWhy did your mom marry your dad? 3 Q5 h, R& s; S" R$ n( |
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
- {, b3 ~( J' ?2 e0 T2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3 X# ]. F, G2 j
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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K8 a: v9 u. M: W" v0 L/ MWho's the boss at your house?
8 _( _; ], J7 U: s) h1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 7 Z1 U4 l7 M2 S# }' v
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
; U! S/ r) b; R" V3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. ' `# e4 x/ ?, }
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
& K$ D# R# Q% `$ L1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 8 K% L. q, Z+ w3 y0 Y( X& |$ s/ T
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.+ T# }4 X( g1 O g7 x5 V) ^
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
# F9 C0 @) ^# G9 I2 i) s4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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0 _1 c2 Y8 K4 |What does your mom do in her spare time?
+ j- b5 b% S/ `, t$ [, O1. Mothers don't do spare time., j3 U8 I6 q1 N( C: b( P* X
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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! ^ l/ p0 T/ B# g& l2 x& u* GWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
9 S4 W0 H3 W% W' W) e7 A. M1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
. A1 [: u$ N$ U3 j# Y% k% X, T: Z2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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1 C4 C7 t9 n4 w1 ]2 cIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
- J% a9 S* ^2 u1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2 d" W) g0 v! N2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
( x2 F* M% i7 F+ O: z0 e& V( c3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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