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Why did God make mothers?8 k, A3 J9 I3 m1 _7 z; s" |# _
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
& Z1 d- a' V. z" e, U, W2. Mostly to clean the house.
/ L- F: E, q0 x2 W) m5 \( H3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. & s$ E9 W* p5 N& ?# v$ b
) ^' U0 t; O# a2 T! {' eHow did God make mothers? - n1 f6 U# C( q0 a; n2 b! p$ F
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.0 q4 E* A; n1 ]* ?* H4 r2 v# b2 `
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 2 Y6 L- A+ {, A2 I
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. " n! Z$ C' }0 B% X
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? 3 s+ K- g3 |; H% M ]
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 7 T* O, K0 k2 b S( ]
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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3 Q' I6 t" a: |! e) NWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 5 _2 l# M7 F3 N! J) a& ~; c& L8 ?0 |+ T
1. We're related.8 l2 B0 f" C' c/ }1 |
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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* W8 I% K, |) CWhat kind of little girl was your mom? / M. e$ V$ ^, O5 t! `! ~ _
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. & ]; Q; n# G$ y, u+ I8 w/ c- H7 k
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 9 w) J5 W3 V# ]7 I3 b0 m
3. They say she used to be nice. , T& R0 @9 v1 M& M
, I1 O. g; X! MWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
, q: u2 ^. y6 S# e1. His last name." s" d' ^5 _* q
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?$ z" e/ ?* h) k
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? / Z7 {" F( N- _/ r4 f( ]
+ w! I( v8 V3 v* l$ r, m) G% ]/ YWhy did your mom marry your dad?
# A$ z# c' i2 U6 ^5 A1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
0 [0 p2 G. l2 P2 y' {4 e+ X+ K6 \; h2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
% _6 p* a7 s7 H) D; K3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 4 b5 I, [' i9 \! ^. J
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Who's the boss at your house?
% K; n' f7 B0 i8 i1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. ( A1 s9 X e6 v4 b
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.0 B# F7 }: d. p
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
- j3 n' ]2 z. `. i1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. / U) k* @4 @; b: f
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
& P, |; X/ m8 E# |. y6 X3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. % w5 U" J9 S3 S q8 [- y
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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& _/ o: s5 [& n: W: NWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
5 d; ?9 v' x+ V& w- m% q1. Mothers don't do spare time.
. f- k: O9 h, y2 w! J( x) x, J2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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/ Q4 z9 K/ I# K' d( P. U. NWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? 1 U0 Q6 Z0 H5 w2 ~' l3 f7 f2 \
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
9 i% v3 Q! b8 K# j/ t2 s5 B0 I2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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) \4 e% r6 K. z5 A4 j8 FIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? ; \3 N d. `( G$ t7 u, Z
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
# @+ q/ F [4 B- i" [2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me., j4 w5 O8 v* M
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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