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Why did God make mothers?8 r0 D B. u, b7 B
9 T; o0 [, q0 d& O6 B1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
, r: P' c) a# k7 a8 A \1 D; b2. Mostly to clean the house. r; J; Z- O0 R5 z
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
& E$ _; N$ e" X% C- m1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.% `, l5 J) G2 P: d* i& Z4 Z) R
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
/ t% Q o' q1 d* @1 A3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 2 D2 y: \" ?7 y. G7 X
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
$ ^( `! C/ D8 h9 T! ]1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
* `) b( I$ `0 a7 i6 @) R2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
# v+ l+ |9 O+ C& N) Z1. We're related.
S6 a7 b! @$ h5 {% G! M( Z2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. ) D; s0 X. i+ K% m
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What kind of little girl was your mom? # \( N! o- M( R* `2 h/ e
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. ! m8 P# [ r {1 B* W
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. @7 f5 v4 s8 c8 `! b8 [4 w
3. They say she used to be nice.
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~% p0 |5 f0 kWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? , p5 N- R5 p1 \* A+ V7 ~
1. His last name./ Q$ X5 h+ S* U+ G" n0 g2 s
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?9 T/ a7 ?& V) U# A
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
# x9 }' E+ i5 h( F& @1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 6 K9 d% l8 F2 V/ ^! H$ o* [0 W
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. Y+ O2 x; K% z; l
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 9 M! b1 N5 j9 }; o+ Z' x9 m8 _
+ t. e1 H4 C% ]Who's the boss at your house?
4 P3 N) N5 b, d1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
' O. ^! f7 }4 A" \5 h: F0 g2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3 ~' N2 i5 b8 w$ M. a$ D/ R- D' H3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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4 N* F v( N2 f0 _( H+ I! b* BWhat's the difference between moms & dads? 1 ~) O5 k6 N% w j' H
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. % S. T3 n1 E* v7 i! ~
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.3 D5 n, c0 _4 m" p4 D0 M- U
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4 s* D( a( e* U6 ]+ a/ D+ Q4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
" U+ Y( J9 f7 F1. Mothers don't do spare time.8 n, U1 r! m0 W: N) b+ H
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. # v; }. T6 D4 e' e/ u$ O) @- e
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? * X8 w% d7 C c) o
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
! Y; B; a: |: N) r p: Q7 G2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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$ d2 I/ O% L7 R' o0 bIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? + |. I% h/ N( a! }! \2 z+ {
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. ( X/ q* |; Z. i; @
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3 N T# z, t. F, }3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. - P2 I4 Q8 p9 S. ~
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