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- L0 t/ m% A# f- [9 YWhy did God make mothers?( d' c/ r' r" V! i$ k1 s
1 I9 Y$ m% \2 h7 `1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
$ A5 O& K# g0 n0 [' T: N2. Mostly to clean the house.
* l! c" ?+ |0 D. G" B8 ^) V3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 8 ?/ @( d& x9 X! x* V
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How did God make mothers?
' {" u6 H4 n' X, ]4 G1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.8 {$ n0 @8 l1 V+ X( U P
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
, }5 U3 y& f' M/ s, H; p7 s3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? B/ \3 c5 e0 E) s- w* ^$ P
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 4 i( t# n; C, L3 j4 w, U
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
7 y- v! J" A4 u% X9 M1. We're related.
: N3 ?" `, |" ~' y2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 5 R. G! s- g( l1 d( n
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
1 j, X, _* p6 M' @" d4 r% ?) Z1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
; q2 _! I* M3 }2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
# k8 a) K- z1 }3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
$ L( s" G: c- m" G1. His last name.
' ^8 i- Z, G- g- h! ~1 E2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?/ N, ]1 E) u( F. Y0 l
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
( i, f0 O0 J: i' Q5 h8 `! p* w1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
/ C$ a& ~" z* r; A, t2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
8 P0 m7 K1 J' @+ I6 u5 ~3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. ; n, t4 t8 `+ C2 y* Y$ s1 t
+ ]. c3 J) n( S% C, X- MWho's the boss at your house?
" Y$ U$ H/ E) b t$ b* \3 H8 X1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
* a, \. ?& p, J4 d0 d5 Z' e2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
/ h. g; ]( X( J' T( T, F3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
/ {; R* E; I* @1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 5 k" X! U6 V, O8 x7 L
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
# c( \& E* R% c- U% D. M- f% a5 k' R3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. : t! Z, D* A% Q/ M4 O
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. * I, j' T3 g% L+ i1 L7 c4 P1 m* V
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What does your mom do in her spare time? * [( p3 B5 I! q; u# a u
1. Mothers don't do spare time.. i9 X1 P% R9 u. z5 L4 M
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. $ s& O5 n( k& J% w# Y$ U
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? " [- Z" _0 j4 e( x
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.8 u7 G5 b; @6 T* V7 H
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 4 i6 p: I6 |) h) f. z* T
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
# @; q, G y6 g! H9 x1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
' s. M' A0 s3 U! w- g2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.# U' A+ Y o9 h
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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