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Why did God make mothers?1 f9 s3 l% D4 k0 e1 ?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.- F: A0 f s/ a' k Z0 ]
2. Mostly to clean the house. / w0 g' K7 f- M
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
% J! g" L$ m, G) K$ w1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
. C/ X6 D9 p( P- p d% Z; D' `( _2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3 j0 }9 b, b- a9 {3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
8 c' ~/ x- N* D& _! p% b% Q0 |+ t1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
& @& @3 V) d1 K; W2 @* @- R( a ~2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. ( H6 a3 G* D: n& P2 [& O3 L. a
% m' i$ f* H9 ~& r' K6 I' BWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 5 t+ m' I+ \- q8 K7 c' V% N1 P6 H* P) j
1. We're related.5 n7 Z; O. z$ E$ e& h
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. * i( ]) h5 S8 O
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
_& }0 w/ s& ~% f1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. % T/ M0 @5 \1 A4 |) h$ \. G
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 7 b& H1 m6 d: G; p, ]
3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? / h. }- t5 q5 p0 _3 S6 K
1. His last name.
# I5 Z0 f6 l# m$ @- l4 m) q2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?1 x# D3 W8 p- O% ` d) u5 T0 i, r
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? . P+ Z9 I7 p% h
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Why did your mom marry your dad? 4 O+ _' X0 c* C- T( v9 d
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
* p5 s/ N) r0 d. r0 y5 B2. She got too old to do anything else with him. ' ~+ o a' o* ?- V4 A
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. ) \8 h$ k s" K, o
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Who's the boss at your house? 9 l+ U5 `% p' z% y$ j) g6 r1 Y
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 5 \" O0 @8 U) W: H
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.( C# @3 `' Y$ |
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
" _' i4 z, A" T* M8 i1 W* @1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. - i, P4 J: W, v8 _5 V& H* X/ U1 F
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
7 C$ z7 J* ~+ \/ z3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. % m) U' C, E7 L* x- n7 v5 }
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. ; i4 }6 i+ K3 L9 e3 A% L% k
7 d# q0 W( z% q; W6 q' x' t3 nWhat does your mom do in her spare time? . |! M# l1 J4 z. i' a" Y
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
8 f" _ N+ y( n. A2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
( G3 M* T7 {8 m6 U& z9 `5 k1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery./ f$ F' l+ `! q# G
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? . z" v% [" W |- g% z
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. V" e" _$ l+ B f7 w6 c: M: }9 B
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.7 ?" K4 B. X+ q+ p- |6 D$ ]* G- y
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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