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- u% i( D( J1 w8 ^+ LWhy did God make mothers?
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! U. q @9 s; x7 w1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.9 U& W& D' @- n7 o. s# X
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3 ?9 ?4 R, q+ C; W3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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( I3 k- `3 Z z/ S1 {; ^- s0 P HHow did God make mothers? " p0 `. C& u% ?8 p$ _: Y
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
- T8 s1 R9 G! @2 L# f3 E4 c9 P( r2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
: C( a- F' r4 J3 R5 Q( E9 F3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ' F/ X2 o8 {( d7 F% d; k
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
7 W( P) D% v& M' j# ^8 A1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
5 W! F7 S% n! A4 y" p& V2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. . M1 d- O9 T1 j2 U
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
* I3 A0 @5 N+ p( j. z9 u1. We're related.
4 m7 N& |. h* _; ~2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. & c1 i6 \% U( e3 p% X, r
2 C9 h' A1 A+ v! v' BWhat kind of little girl was your mom? - K! o: [2 M; {: o
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
: \$ E4 Z& d. ^2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. ( }* M$ z6 e2 t
3. They say she used to be nice.
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% k/ P6 q9 ^( `. Y9 v7 y$ G U7 _0 ZWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? : P+ I( g$ Q6 | U# N- O. q
1. His last name.
1 M( G1 y G4 t: Z7 N8 M% e2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?/ h, A7 Z# H2 d
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
# c2 U: ?8 O9 J9 ?! f& C1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
9 \% W, ~8 _4 Z2. She got too old to do anything else with him. ; X# v" l5 n7 O! _9 B8 n
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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8 ?$ i, R( O {7 X! [; F2 x @& mWho's the boss at your house?
0 T- N% t1 @6 O/ g; J' H1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
5 K3 ]5 y. y- j2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed." q- D$ X1 u$ k" ]" l
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? ! B& \. M8 ?0 w1 c+ {
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. ' V6 ]' g+ S$ V$ T( ^5 R
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.; I' K7 q4 i; G t9 D' a
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
, r% J2 N, I% m# F1 _4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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& R% d2 J* q8 EWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
1 t& H0 L! M; Y, h d( a9 _4 M1. Mothers don't do spare time.
1 u3 g. Y1 |% M/ W% @6 t2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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0 l; m- P$ g4 x, C3 A$ F" z; mWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? / T% P' x3 N, R
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
9 D! o, `+ I* c! }( I4 [2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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4 z2 H2 u! s/ J k KIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? # Z$ ^0 y/ w1 j6 b! |
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
& H, J% b4 A2 w1 Q9 C2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.3 N1 [* K- \* a! Q1 L4 Z& s) d5 i
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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