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Why did God make mothers?5 {! s& A6 N4 D2 H0 `: q# L. f
5 O$ r" @7 i0 G7 [1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
z: f5 D0 I1 v ]* D1 C, P2 B2. Mostly to clean the house.
! ?6 X. `# r: r* B' d5 f3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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0 O( h. N/ e) H' T8 NHow did God make mothers? ) ~& u' h$ D X1 f$ m( F% \
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
4 b* ^% L' d5 H& X: [2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 4 q7 l3 [- i( _( v8 j$ ?
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
3 ~% a* I0 {' u, m1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2 j$ h4 i. s4 Q+ Y2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
+ _$ z! u& n% M; W1. We're related.- T. V, c F, s: }
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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1 Y$ i% u% Z' L7 G7 ]* N- K/ uWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
$ O/ M T' I, Y& h A1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
7 ^' _6 ? L) C |, M- s. `4 [2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
9 Z* q1 [$ e3 Q+ p/ z( q3. They say she used to be nice. ( M1 [1 m# f) i5 F g7 ]4 P$ K8 p9 s
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 9 \: s1 o- p) k) Z: ?$ i7 P
1. His last name.
4 \6 G3 i- k4 n+ h7 a2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?4 p- F4 d6 o% @
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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7 V5 E& L9 j! `Why did your mom marry your dad? 1 D# F* F8 h0 @5 f2 S6 D
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. ! K1 v1 @9 A7 P. O/ H+ N+ f
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
" t6 Q8 n, w2 T" z5 s: |& `# @% v3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. - G' z4 a0 r7 l& {! C
# ~* }- U( B8 w# \. ~: G XWho's the boss at your house? ; f. Q; u; N( {* K
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 2 U5 E3 o* V0 d5 l5 ?1 O: p
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
4 H- ]* G: e- `) e- w% a3 d3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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; P/ _2 `" X" {% a! Q% t) IWhat's the difference between moms & dads? ( ]3 Q9 u# l% \! ?* A# u
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
# q) f+ O& [3 I6 r* ~9 f8 [3 Z2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
/ {. [& i) x, C2 ~) ?3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. + P2 a$ M2 U T4 G8 W7 v
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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4 k! b" P, I" m" T3 ^ YWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
7 U8 U" T5 y- h% Q. q( k# F5 D1 }1. Mothers don't do spare time.- C8 A$ }: {& S8 b2 A
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. ! V5 K4 A) Q/ G" e: B/ I
, S. Y# z+ \ U% o% |( BWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? % S& A& s/ h/ \7 {, C& M+ a
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
" s+ r8 o% Y- H2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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9 P; F- }; s! ^5 B2 j- c; hIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
8 d3 Q- l. b; u/ o0 n) W1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
1 h8 V# K8 a) i2 E: [" f2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
1 |6 B4 \1 k6 X+ K! e: f3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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