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0 i- ?7 Q: D; ?! V8 z0 kWhy did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
X) h$ b/ g/ t% O5 l# u, D2. Mostly to clean the house. + a# N8 J& C1 a4 d1 p, T9 ^
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 2 r& S/ R- M2 V n1 \
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How did God make mothers?
5 G$ a3 N6 ?- I$ }6 R% {4 A: s1 h! V1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.7 G! q- o* g3 u4 @% R+ B
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. / d) p& Y- V- ?8 {. J+ O0 F
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ( }$ K- H& J4 q" z
2 U: t) }) t" p, x6 [What ingredients are mothers made of ?
2 k5 q: a4 g/ D7 y( b1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
9 X; y$ F$ W# v7 n( U- t2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 3 [9 e' R X$ F, m% ?# H$ w
# n# i, t8 n0 J# U {$ `3 \# K7 mWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
( z# s9 Y! _3 u! j. b. P9 d1. We're related.0 w* |; Y$ I5 X4 z- Q: C, ]
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. + @0 t4 N' ]$ A& D: s" F
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 4 a& p) M- B4 L$ |
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 4 l: t8 v0 u: W9 A# V# [
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. ) v% e% O& |& E; @9 N+ o
3. They say she used to be nice.
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% T/ }3 S! {0 h TWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1 o4 A, v) F4 m% j6 R* M! X
1. His last name.. q: U$ C' O* n. p
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?; X, i8 o0 ^8 _, a1 {8 Z% D
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? - U$ E# x* E+ C" I, J
& W P6 Q6 v& r8 Y0 JWhy did your mom marry your dad? + c, X q! V/ x! Q, o; ^# E
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
/ _# q6 _. R1 p* z" R8 F/ I3 H2. She got too old to do anything else with him. , a& }; ]; H7 o, O" t' {
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 8 K3 z$ _% {+ E$ ?
/ G$ q! m' b/ z6 [7 Y& ^Who's the boss at your house?
# k" s+ [% h0 k6 P) r1 ~2 Q: x1 E0 j1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. + Z+ W( x5 C2 m* D: _6 x X5 q
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.+ y) c5 ~7 k+ g) t
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
B6 c! }3 z4 E% {; S1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. " a8 |4 i8 y7 D Q* d; |2 B6 ]
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
6 K6 n: j4 q% s: |% R" E/ N3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 0 ~* A J3 u1 |, S+ r8 @
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. ) o5 ~, u" Y* w% b! K! J( m
7 s3 Q' d4 j3 l% b/ VWhat does your mom do in her spare time? 7 ^) J- o# c/ \7 U
1. Mothers don't do spare time.7 I1 g ?3 a2 V7 n0 G
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. + N5 J! X/ H/ b% _
, f. z7 Y4 X; d' iWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
) K/ y. k% U3 O7 I, f7 p1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
4 [" j- T- i( b2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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( F- Y ]" A6 y# X) oIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
+ T9 @- n: {7 ^1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. . y% k% B4 Y4 I3 q4 a0 Y
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
( A- }( T4 C/ ?% ?3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. $ V0 e* \1 i( P* i$ T
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