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+ y9 X/ b) j) k }0 b0 t+ wA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' - V9 T- {* ^ F& n* b
9 v T4 R& }7 q# T( ^" n1 P Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' $ p' ^% Z0 f0 {) t f) U: u7 D% I
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 8 ^/ _7 U/ T9 y# i/ `
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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& @4 z: v5 ~' F) W Her and says,
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7 L* c1 P( o* L 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' : u1 a2 p$ r8 l* w5 \
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a / U5 d. u9 J. A7 f% ` X( E
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 3 }; B k: g. r! Q+ [% m
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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