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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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( a+ O, N0 F C/ w* ZA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' # @) l) i6 m8 i0 P7 Z
( s& s# t6 g- ~5 h# o Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 9 F' u( \0 D& H# K
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to % v- i ?: u) j+ y. ]" v* J6 |
- E6 o- S) }3 J Her and says,
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/ b2 F) h% x' \5 @6 l7 o: f 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ) Q7 K2 f7 i) I# Q
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" c1 Q% |4 Q$ d- q0 U He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a & q% d3 G* p9 j3 s* r6 S/ ~
7 L Y, q! G! U" I Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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" c+ L; { i" u) w$ _) Q 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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