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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 7 B5 l* }2 q$ |, ^8 n" T
7 S( Y: l1 k" L. z. r Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' . j0 u' y/ [% x# u: d# s+ a, g
/ u N8 P" Q7 ]" { The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 7 p8 M5 ?$ m# A$ [
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to " K5 E1 l" W; O
1 J3 k( A6 p4 y# R* J Her and says,
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$ I% I3 J1 _$ [' M$ h5 i 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to * f/ R3 n. u2 R9 h' W- a
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 1 d- ^3 ?+ t$ I
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) I4 ^! g% @6 E& U Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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