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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. * a6 i0 u- W8 N
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, |6 n- h' H. j$ G" U7 s* xA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' I# ]- {9 B& M, C' T: X, {
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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4 O4 M; z, ]( C9 Y4 F3 I: M' t The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' $ {- h; `1 D$ V% Y9 p# }7 p
( G$ R n. p* [, f; R0 x4 C# X1 P Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. / Y( \* d3 o, ~2 M
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2 X, n+ E0 ~% s4 N- S0 x: _1 W She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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5 x0 Z$ Y( a. }( t" _ Her and says,
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6 d8 s- c* \& X& q% m6 ]% {; R 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 8 |( K3 p7 L7 r9 E6 j) z
2 x/ e6 G2 k( f/ C Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' . Y( s4 l6 u' D! |' s
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a % ]1 Q X, H6 F* y& ?) a
, F; Y/ f: }# j& G$ V" [ Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 5 _' i# W. ?: l3 n/ k8 a" j# s& u
m$ Z( h6 h- o* _, m' r% C 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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