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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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: c9 [/ H# I. c* k Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 9 m, i1 @; |0 W. K. @& p
0 O+ \3 Q4 r$ u: l; k7 x The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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/ ^1 o+ Z# Z$ t$ R She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ) d+ q9 g5 h5 g) ~& J
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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* _7 H2 x$ C6 A2 X6 X; J, T2 C Her and says, ( G: Q6 j7 }$ L2 x4 d8 L) R
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 0 Z) l9 `( C& j/ |) b8 S; `
& A, D" y- W5 c# W# [/ `6 p' y0 v [0 K Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' + j5 [5 b" v! w
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4 E9 [$ J& n3 m7 |/ k7 r, l0 V He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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3 v' d7 k. {& H' j: x Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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, w0 G4 D3 k* ? 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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