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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. ! n1 ?& B+ J- Q% K5 H5 L' K
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2 p {7 `: b& d6 w: R* O& I* OA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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4 K7 T& D7 {7 r" Y! v! ` Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' , c- z2 Y: ~, Y: N
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. " z" C, {0 z0 R( Z6 n p& P; ^
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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; u" U# Q7 U8 D* X$ w% K Her and says,
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& y: A2 j1 a$ x: u" m3 I$ [4 \4 K8 w 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ! q8 h& F) m0 l: P0 s3 [
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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0 `1 R) F% ` m$ `: \2 N1 [6 V( i3 @ He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 8 O5 n! d7 B/ _0 P" n+ X
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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