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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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) \- n+ ]4 B8 N9 |+ `! rA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 2 K1 O' |$ X8 x+ M2 z' L
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, 8 M7 x6 W$ }9 R% {! a1 T
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ' K1 G$ E6 j! _, z" y
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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8 } f0 C. |9 p, c+ Q4 M 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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