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8 ?9 M) K! N5 M! q! ^A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' $ Y; C! m% x3 S- p# F! U$ s0 Y, ^8 \
5 K" L; b* ?& O& f3 B The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 6 S: g4 @7 E3 N% R0 \/ G
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; u3 c% l& H- O: q: Y: k/ Z She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 4 R( X8 J$ h) W0 ~9 k
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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: t% s2 C8 _7 z6 Q& p* H/ k Her and says,
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! O! g% D# A" l( r# b, Y* x 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to . h" d4 f- m. G$ n5 A
+ _7 q1 `2 {( ^( x# X' Z/ e9 z Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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; z. Z3 g9 R: F He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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2 w1 Q, }5 @( F* B5 v Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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g4 h2 k6 u7 E 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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