UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

8 H  [" N  o# ^Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

& h1 h7 }# q) @- i2 J/ j6 |2 _/ s+ QIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

0 @: u  d6 o# @# r9 UAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
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Desperate Housewife

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Reply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,

# F% g* ^* O) m6 u8 x2 x3 |! H4 y0 AFirst keep in mind:
, k8 |9 g) Q7 o3 F# w! \Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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6 s/ R7 B6 R. k! o% N; |Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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* s1 z7 {7 `; X4 `0 ]Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

1 B8 J% M* w8 w" F# a: L" hIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

5 L8 y* V5 r4 D2 @: W# `You might consider additional software to improve memory and
/ U# S/ k  N: l0 |: \$ wperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support