UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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7 R0 a$ B  z+ b' f& aAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?

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2 T2 H, c+ o; `$ uDesperate Housewife
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Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,
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( t( H. h4 t2 D# `  f4 hFirst keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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8 {% Z4 _; `5 ~8 {; \& {5 GIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

% @; W7 [8 N- Z! y) hBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

7 X5 s8 w9 l0 l- ^, iLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

) M7 q/ X* ^' _/ E  b& ]6 tWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

. l' P6 F6 X. H6 {+ fYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
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' j# l2 C1 C% ]Good Luck,
IT Support