UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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: @  K, a, l0 K' qLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

+ t/ c, x7 G' @5 p/ ?  QAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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% F4 q9 U9 y# aWhat can I do?

. e& E% I4 ?1 u" L1 [Signed,
+ S  H8 ~) G& t$ f; Z$ W( dDesperate Housewife

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6 C/ x: o. M7 i& vDear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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2 e9 d1 n: w# y' F3 Y& \- UTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

7 `$ E+ s: C$ Z! W: AIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

" }# F* z) @0 k  `; NLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

+ z& A! @# r2 d+ Q9 R) bWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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0 i6 v5 m2 t  z" `! _7 IGood Luck,
IT Support