English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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3 B5 q$ ?* h4 T% M4 v- Q$ u发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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8 f4 b3 H& r8 v+ j: B0 ]2 E9 F: ]* {Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
" Q- D9 L/ u: X0 V( }要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
: h8 N) J# y) n每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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: |) L4 R# k8 Q4 N: x0 RNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
2 I3 {$ p; i& I6 H4 w3 a; V"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
& t% E' D/ W+ E, e/ T, p- LGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
/ D; P1 Q: ^* Z, s& F5 UWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
0 N. c9 `5 L9 L' Z# r两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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& u' l9 @6 k1 K6 g$ _; T+ O- XA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
5 @( Q& }6 f+ [! J0 |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。