English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

$ ]7 C- U& Y4 C! l5 z0 q2 z发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
& a# w1 {; H% A6 B; T; G
) A; w" b  Y; b7 o* v. ?Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
7 k% b5 U3 [4 _# y　　
- v# i9 ]# U0 MOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
. M1 ]/ @) C! @" |5 x　　
& i# m) i4 e6 Y* U, M7 \4 a' F: kLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
3 @  B+ Y" i9 `* p% n) c# ?要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
, [& d* m" P- S' s! V( F　　
( h+ d: ?/ r+ q! @" dBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
5 }. U1 c) J* R- r3 j1 a每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
: P! d! m7 J8 W% t再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
3 e4 F8 T- q9 V) b聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
( j; M  A( d6 f6 c/ n7 v. W　　
& d+ r0 d% U) q3 F; JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
- f8 Q* {% K% I0 D成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
' L# {" t6 g4 G4 Q0 J. S不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
1 T/ J4 Y# h8 q4 a　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
0 z5 c2 J) [  W3 v后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
4 W9 e- V" r- X% q: Z5 a& ^# s+ h2 l　　
% [  I$ N, r5 w9 z. g; @. KThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
. X. N0 Z7 N, l努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
5 A: _, D: _' L$ X7 n& ^9 d5 Y- J"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
2 I' O( t4 r: S* a+ @" NGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
0 w* w1 |7 p; C/ B神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 z: ]. {- \, e4 z/ t% f& f5 y　　
1 i  e7 [& l  ~9 o9 fWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( m: k* h  ^5 h8 ^) ^5 b" _5 j　　
  v0 ]* W2 [" X& H" o( yA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
& Z" t  e% p6 H% o$ N7 ~服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
5 h0 J$ q; w1 G学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。