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7 d0 _0 a6 ]# u4 q% o发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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! V9 ?, _6 q& n$ W, M9 A! yMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
0 Z9 s2 Q1 I2 Y: e  Q钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
5 \0 ?. M8 R* N6 G: k; F每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
2 {) N7 _: R" p4 g6 [要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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9 q* F% Q* i6 t3 j0 ]Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
# o! _' E; K5 l& X9 a每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
5 X$ P" b! ^1 d. n7 w: N) R; g" fThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
  ?9 a4 C# `$ R/ }; K# v3 W聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 S% V0 r1 q: X( \0 B成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
1 [7 D' U3 ^" J3 J1 oNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
' W& _; A" u2 Q  l) b6 f; G不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
& d$ `9 y% T) e/ F9 Q/ x, g+ h. a后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
/ w( E, i$ g( Q0 x$ _1 O, U& ]There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
9 a/ O, R' M" ^  Q* T. {/ Z, \工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
8 w! W7 K( l0 XGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
+ G' L) l: F* T2 S' a, H神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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: B8 Z2 B( b; fWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
" y, a' N. b/ Z7 L6 z; W" ^' f* j服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
- E2 T5 _9 b3 Z4 {! A/ z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。