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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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6 t* G5 A! H8 Q$ wMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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+ }3 g4 _3 a$ dBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
# i' X! m3 p/ C每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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% T8 {7 M) P9 N% p7 O  A; i1 b* _The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
7 f" D. I/ ^$ c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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% m0 N$ G: d7 L) S" D) tNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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$ j  r1 s( L- ]: Z5 r) OLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
1 n' L- j* h' P, a" J  n后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
" Q2 [3 c  h3 s7 t"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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& a: d" G6 W! \"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
4 T0 p* a5 J$ \: R努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
6 R% f3 o& H7 F8 ^: E& r9 K! Q* Y* s8 s工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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8 Y, A, @" s, PWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
4 z7 }- r1 ?: R% T1 u# s# B5 WA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
: x; T% q% w& C8 y* z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
4 k* R3 R& p. h$ W8 Y8 x学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。