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朝阳

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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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+ v4 s) e* w6 i! lMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
/ Y2 i% g9 _  ?; }% _. z, QOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
# b6 s8 F; h( l: \5 @每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
$ k, c- @2 y8 t7 R  P4 B; n3 U要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
0 f- j( l5 r- u' l: @& l每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
7 @  i. h! ^) ~" m% J  N6 b& nThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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5 G/ K  O, A9 F. L6 yNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
; l* V1 j$ x# T( d; S% e; P0 N( VLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 {3 m5 b1 X( Z/ ^5 B. L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
. p5 v4 a2 G% ?5 O0 s/ I"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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. K* _# t1 L8 G; S# L2 OThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
( C- f' c5 N2 f8 U3 O应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
+ q. S6 [5 Q! Z" h5 G/ P% I"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
3 U3 c5 r) o, u. [# }' nGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
: K0 v$ w+ `: }; T  g, k3 I4 _When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
9 n, L2 K  F) {! t$ A/ z' l两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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7 h3 b2 _# f( l+ a( p+ W+ ^A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
3 e, t8 h( n9 b7 V8 Z, u学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。