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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.. R; e: b4 Y+ `8 k8 q
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人9 b0 N+ _# z6 v) x2 B
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Here are just a few reasons why:
$ s/ D$ |$ J7 [- X+ Q1 Y g為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
7 `" N2 `- X% w f. S9 A40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:6 h8 Z& Z5 d, O$ Y
$ ^( @, D# z6 Q" \; x2 i! p"What are you thinking?1 C: Y+ X0 G+ W) m" H6 F2 o+ o
你在想什麼?
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6 q8 ^" n5 S+ Z+ ?- nShe doesn't care what you think.
& s! A" m T+ y6 F她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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4 A4 r9 Y3 k2 I5 `2 L. hIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,1 d. E. y- S6 B4 G) k; f5 n
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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6 J& r1 c! H0 g1 {0 `$ OShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.# W, q: X3 L, s( [' s* b% w/ K$ V
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.& P+ [7 _3 y% r3 i/ | m _% @
40歲以上的女人穩重自持2 ]/ E6 g* c8 s$ [$ y4 b7 z& Z) i
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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( }* h+ f2 s# Jor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
! g7 Y* r7 z3 v( D當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地: U1 S% F: K# [, F* s; g
9 Y. m, h& y t" X% z9 \5 H0 s+ dIf they think they can get away with it." W3 U N7 \+ c- ]( J7 X& r: ^% T
一槍把你給斃了。 o. X+ X' g, ?+ c* M/ u
4 `# s) \' ]* M. a NOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
3 M" t* [8 |2 t0 I1 M熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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; V& q2 [8 x; v1 vThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.( V0 p1 v2 w2 z/ x
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味- h. L# A- Y# ~- h h3 Q
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Women get psychic as they age.9 z# ]1 r9 r% M' n+ }# J+ a
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.1 Q: ~/ H0 o, r6 l
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔7 A* S+ q* j% a* v: d7 x: v
/ O: V4 s" `3 `( A8 ~- d" [Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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Older women are forthright and honest.& {; ^, R- a* [6 O
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.$ `/ q: a* s3 w& q. h) k
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋- M8 j) P+ B; f) d @. J5 ~7 I
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.8 v" v" R0 x O1 d
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. A6 l1 i; o+ }7 |- V) [1 c
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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m; x. E8 {9 x* z) b1 fUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.+ z9 l, P' I/ G; h* o# a
40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
- p3 N( @/ A$ |! `* C相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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8 F9 o( r. P- K' {- Mthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
% j! R7 E* \0 c/ A, S4 e6 y% y就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男0 D) U# N- g) m' C
& X/ e2 o/ ~+ g6 Amaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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+ {- O# S6 l8 i4 p( C. `Ladies, I apologize.
" |+ X( f& u5 A2 Q女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,6 N+ r! O# i9 J6 s
幫妳們說句公道話:: c7 n/ s8 H; S3 _
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
1 m5 o7 z; I+ I, f" z0 b0 @那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 P# o6 v% l* u
# r8 ?) k( P- i9 T8 dhere's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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為什麼呢 ?7 {7 h# N4 w$ {% J* C
4 ?0 j; @- |* I) F. v. _Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage# ], N2 o6 Y A' n+ W- \
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
