40歲以上的女人是珍寶‎

satouyuri

這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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& \# Y0 O4 T& b& P0 WAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
2 j$ U6 S( a& _, n; q' ]隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人

Here are just a few reasons why:
為什麼呢?

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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7 Z2 F- |8 k) \) H9 w( a7 H"What are you thinking?
你在想什麼?
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5 n* N0 ]( R* ?* J  }: o6 N. H# YShe doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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7 ^9 O9 B5 ]2 [If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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4 i, @4 [( x0 Z1 |she doesn't sit around whining about it.
2 q5 X* c' I0 C她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡

. ^+ }) p6 x. ~- C' M+ H  oor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
+ I8 s" w0 k; @: X跟你大呼小叫
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+ U. ?" J# ~7 R4 [% ~9 tOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
/ k$ Q+ y' _" `5 U6 W& y當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.
# q. |& ~# L: h一槍把你給斃了。
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4 A  a5 C, q0 yOlder women are generous with praise, often  undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)

3 V$ r. e* \  ~4 M& o" tThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
6 c( \( f$ Q8 V, p6 O& N因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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3 u8 j( M9 G8 l! L; {" eYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
: c/ @% ^" I6 q9 W7 k! W你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見

" I% G$ u) _# w$ p& p- w' ia woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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: G( Z  p# a  c2 B6 `6 {1 LOlder women are forthright and honest.
. `6 \, Y: B2 H( }; v; x- }熟女直接又誠實

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
5 V3 k! B7 P7 L5 o) z0 W" N0 j你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
1 H0 n) u2 j* G1 k- t" Q+ Z0 B40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢?

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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/ N' i$ |3 X; E$ `7 i: I& Qmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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, s' s& d, i7 ~/ j) Z# q' MLadies, I apologize.
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: i8 z3 ^/ B! t4 wFor all those men who say,
幫妳們說句公道話:
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% ?8 n3 l( O* w6 ]  l% F"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
; s8 `0 _; G3 v1 V' Y那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

here's an update for you.
2 w4 g0 p6 s/ v4 p) Z實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

: q* y5 ?/ W( m  T0 @Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
4 a( E$ L* y: B) y5 N+ o" I! f今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?

$ `' @7 Y* `, vBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!

嗡嗡

哈哈，好！！！
( B( E0 c4 q, E喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

海鸥飞处

挺好挺好。
6 }% u1 R$ n+ v8 ?$ [+ F20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
/ R7 V- j9 F  r4 l5 R) y30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

westjh

原帖由 海鸥飞处 于 2007-7-31 15:44 发表
挺好挺好。
20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

至少咱现在不是豆腐渣，哈哈...

三思

表夸我鸟..

可果美

原帖由 嗡嗡 于 2007-7-31 15:30 发表
8 }: {' ?: r" ]6 F% X- R哈哈，好！！！
  f+ r% d1 r/ z# O8 z2 J喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

, V3 d0 \6 L2 K! E 问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.

蓝玫瑰

不管多大年纪，我觉得保持一颗不老的心最重要。

elitee

kingsnake

請 40 嵗的女人報上名來，我要尋寳了。
哈哈，太珍寳的我就不要了。