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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:( n; |3 Y4 |- X( H- F: x
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
" t8 d& t, L8 n, v隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人5 `; ^+ O E: x6 Y8 @" O
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Here are just a few reasons why:2 v5 e% d# t& R# X8 g9 J
為什麼呢?
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% O) j: B, G) {% c9 @/ @A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,# v% Z6 X. p2 {& e7 ^
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:2 c* C/ b- P0 @: j6 @! \$ {
0 M F* k/ N4 I. s: R$ q"What are you thinking?: J- w% h1 }1 b! ^5 m* |
你在想什麼?5 ]8 H! h5 u7 W: z2 F4 d
) k8 q! a7 Q, R1 ?8 V/ pShe doesn't care what you think.6 V6 b4 E4 E& `, j1 S% j4 y
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
! c5 Y/ a: r3 C! H1 ]6 S0 y40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽( s0 _1 g- s+ b: y5 I
! o5 S2 P% R1 j( l, t5 eshe doesn't sit around whining about it.; h$ X7 H! R1 f) C6 F
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.% i- p( R1 j8 {" Y8 f! `- _; e2 z
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情6 s0 r" ]1 i) W# v9 t5 ^0 [9 ^
; B) q4 r1 [9 A4 vWomen over 40 are dignified.0 _5 z6 [ `8 `6 q. H" N5 `
40歲以上的女人穩重自持, y9 G, @. C! T( W
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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' ?% ~% I5 V& I8 z9 a2 B. yor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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1 w! d. f* I6 m/ WOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you! @6 c9 v G8 U- u
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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. m6 t1 b Y" y* m0 hIf they think they can get away with it.
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved., h1 I+ {2 v) e6 ^; t/ n& x' t
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)( b% N( a6 S: L- {; v4 f
8 V+ ]* d7 S$ z: b- a# pThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
* Q; t. t. D3 l e+ U$ @因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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4 O( b% j0 q( p7 u2 t/ rWomen get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40." F a. }" l9 h5 W |
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔+ A) P4 |9 [7 _) `0 R* X& o
5 }) ]8 S( L" FOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.4 ?' n+ T m5 r, Z
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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. T- U0 R: H( ], l# M1 O/ JOlder women are forthright and honest.
9 ~/ m( X" l: i1 s! q+ l熟女直接又誠實5 E; V4 M+ d* g3 j, W
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
) r$ E. ~" {- x- y如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.3 O% Z, a( M/ H* H
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意9 d- n! W+ R8 h# u
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. p' ~+ J/ g) }% u
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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1 {/ t, I& i m: xFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
% j; x6 u3 `' M+ _相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人+ G* z% N" Q7 h( L- h. b2 I6 @, K
# A; y6 Z* f- @! J$ u0 [/ \8 Pthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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% G G Y/ `7 V4 mLadies, I apologize.
+ _$ P! t! x9 @ w! n女士們，請容許我在這兒
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) V* J- e5 Y; q0 n. H+ {. IFor all those men who say,
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# V0 w7 w: v5 ^+ b; m* i9 P# I* i"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?7 y+ u( O, E5 F8 G* b$ i- j
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.
( I% J' \( ]- F6 A1 O實在是太搞不清楚狀況了9 t7 ^' L+ n: X" n, E6 h
+ C( g# A9 C# j$ g% s( K0 v5 MNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.* I5 ?/ |# h$ l/ I5 t8 {$ Q
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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1 ]* G) q2 X; A/ i q) v2 }, n1 @. KWhy?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage7 }/ N2 u1 A2 w/ i$ r. y* y1 i
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
